Here are some upcoming trailers for 2012 in order of what I think they'll be in popularity and what I think of them:
With 2012 well under way and the fact I'm a huge movie buff, something I feel I have in common with most of my fellow maniacs..I felt Id make a fanpost
dedicated to some of the top movie trailers of films coming out in 2012. Most of these are dedicated to mass audience appeal, although I did add a few of my
personal upcoming favs as well. I don't give a fuck about punctuation and structure and grammar and all that bullshit, I'm just posting trailers and my
opinions, so if all you have to complain about is "structure" and "grammar" and Imperfections of my fanpost, then fuck you...just read the shit and enjoy the
1.The Dark Knight Rises
In number one of COURSE will be none other than The Dark Knight Rises..duhhh
The Dark Knight is considered the Godfather of comic book movies, so it's only natural that this movie is the most anticipated movie of 2012..and I think it
will destroy ALL movies in 2012
When the trailor for number 2 came out, it immediately became the most downloaded trailor of ALL time. And I speak none other than:
Personally I dont give a shit bout this comic book shit, but it's a fanboy comic book nerd's wet dream. Iron man, The Hulk, Captain America, Thor..anyone
else I'm missing? Although I think it's gay, I still realize that this will by FAR be the BIGGEST movie of 2012 next to Dark Knight Rises.
3. The Hobbit
God when I think of the definition of gayness and homo, buttbanging, virgin forever gayness, I think of the LOTR trilogy, and every fan associated with this
bullshit. Just when I thought this thing was over this Peter Jackson dude decides to come back and make a 2 part movie of The Hobbit. How gay. Oh well, as
bad as I hate it, I recognize that other than Dark Knight Rises and Avengers, this shit is gonna be the biggest thing on the planet when it drops in 2012
4. Hunger Games
This shit is about to pick up where Twilight left off, and although the cast is doing their best to claim that it's nothing like Twilight..the studio is doing everything they can to market it as such. Mark my words kids, this thing is about to BLOW..THE..FUCK..UP! This movie is based on a series of books that has been DEVOURED by tweens - much like Twilight - but has a much bigger budget..and when it drops...this 3 part series is gonna SHIT all over Twilight.
Actually by the time I post this fanpost I will probably have already seen it, I got my tickets already for this weekend..I'm hyped up for it..
5. Snow White And The Huntsman
Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, and the guy from Thor = WIN...seriously...when I first heard about this movie I was like "WTF", but then I saw the trailor...dude, this trailor has created so much buzz online, it's gonna shit on so many movies this summer...Twilight + Charlize Theron + Thor??? Are you kidding me??? That's all I really have to say sons...this shit is gonna shit on everything coming out this summer other than the 4 movies mentioned above, this is definitely one of the top 5 movies I'm looking forward to this year.
just peep the trailor below:
Spiderman, another one already? Seriously? another reboot? That's fucking gay..FUCKING GAY!! But shit will get people to the theatre anyway for the simple fact that it's opening July 4th weekend all alone with no competition...shit looks wack as fuck and can't believe they're making another one, shit looks wack
and I wouldn't see it even if Ronda Rousey had a cameo shoving a dildo with pictures of my face tattooed on it right up her cunt hole. Damn that was a long run on sentence, but I'm drunk so fuck it. Shit looks wack and I won't see it, but here's the trailor:
Ahhhh, Prometheus - the supposed "prequel" to Alien - but not really...depending on who you talk to, seems as if writers, producers, fanboys, and the director can't agree on which one it is..and just about everyone associated with the film since the beginning of its production has a different opinion. But one thing for certain, it's been years in the making and millions have been waiting for it, the final verdict will be left to the viewer. But the new trailor was just released this week and shit looks ILL...AS...FUCK...
8. The Expendables 2:
Basicallly everyone who ever mattered in the 80's from the 1st film plus Van Damme and Chuck Norris..will own the box office on name alone...the plot could be written by Mania's worse trolls and STILL gross 100 million..
9. Resident Evil Retribution:
I fuckin LOVE the Resident Evil franchise! This is basically a personal pick of mine, as I'm sure only a hardcore RE fan would be excited about a 5th installment of a video game movie..but I've been following the entire filming process of this movie on facebook and twitter and it's due out in September...
10. Wrath Of The Titans:
I'm not excited about this movie at all, don't give a shit bout Perseus going to rescue Zeus..this kind of movie just isn't my thing...however, I know it's gonna make a shit ton of money so that's why I put it in the top 10..
There are so many other movies coming out this year...I just had to come up with 10 off the top of my head....so Maniacs, what do you think of my list..and
what movies are you looking forward to this year?