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An important message for MMAmania.com readers

Who has a better community than MMAmania?

Nobody.

That's one of the (many) things that makes this site so great. Unfortunately, a few bad apples are beginning to spoil the bunch, and like a bad case of impetigo, the scabs are turning up everywhere.

For starters, it's enough with the pictures.

Humor is all about timing, and a well-placed and funny pic can be gold. But does every joke require four or five pics with the same punchline?

No, it doesn't.

Use pics and use them well, but don't photo-bomb the threads. Aside from making the post messy and hard to load for our mobile users, more often than not, they just aren't as funny as you think they are.

Trust me, I've bombed enough times to recognize it when it happens.

There is one post that is the exception to this rule and that is our weekly Friday Fun Post. That post, by design, is where you can go crazy with pics, gifs, jokes, whatever, that's why it's called a fun thread. Bombs away!

If there are threads or posters here you don't like, ignore them. Gathering up the posse to try and run them out of town is not how we do things. You can't enjoy the freedom to do and say what you want -- then try to take it away from someone else because you think they're gay/stupid/trolling/not as cool as you.

I like everyone here. I do. But I will ban you if you can't play by the rules, regardless of how popular you are, how long you've been here or how may comments you have. A couple of you have already gotten MULTIPLE warnings and you play nice for a day or two, then go right back to the nonsense.

This isn't a frat house.

We get all kinds of visitors to this site, so we have to try and make it a place where everyone can feel welcome. Let's have fun, be respectful and try to find a way to express ourselves without using Google Image Search.

Thanks for making the effort.

JH

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Ha!

Let’s see who drops the first pic in defiance

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 11:14 AM EST reply actions  

You know I really wanted to

but then I thought of all your muscles, and the fact that your less than 2hrs away and decided against it.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Thinking about his muscles, eh?

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

only in terms of the damage they could do

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s OK, we won’t judge you nearly as harshly as we judge Mot’s terrible comics. Go ahead do what feels natural.

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 3, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

You'll never judge Mot's comics as severely as I judge you.

You are an awful waste of God-given talent.

You’ll be the first to go when I take over this joint. Or second.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

by Yan117 on Feb 4, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

So you're saying I'm really talented? That means you like me!

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 5, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

all oiled up

"..That man has to be eliminated." - Fedor Emelianenko

by tkotom on Feb 4, 2012 5:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I really want to

Oddly enough, I have never gotten a warning from you guys.

Also…..my apology to MOT was made with all sincerity. This all got way out of hand.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't apologize to Mot at all

I have been extremely transparent as far as my “gif bombing” on his threads, I’ve said numerous times, if it was bothering him, all he had to do was say something, and I would have stopped.

You are banned from Bloody Elbow.
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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I felt it was necessary. In going back and reading some of my comments to him, it comes across the wrong way. Not what I intended. It was a bad joke that got off course.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

maybe thats why I went the pic/gif route

saves me from really saying something I may regret.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I leave you guys alone for a couple weeks and this happens?

Jesse should ban the whole lot of ya’s.

Overeem is sexy and he knows it.

by jay. on Feb 3, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Jay, have you caught up on BlackFly yet?

I was looking forward to discussing Sensei Gobi and the Ikken sword with you.

Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't hold your breath

Overeem is sexy and he knows it.

by jay. on Feb 3, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I did try it

Remember? It was horrible.

Overeem is sexy and he knows it.

by jay. on Feb 3, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

(it’s like saying don’t knock shit until you’ve eaten a whole cow pattie)

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Where you been canadian?

"The Pride has broken my spirit worse than Nog’s arm. I should probably just skip the money pool and send him my money now"

by thunderdownunder on Feb 3, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

where have you been

"..That man has to be eliminated." - Fedor Emelianenko

by tkotom on Feb 4, 2012 5:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I told you you were being very mean...

LOL, like really, you really were.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t get me started on you.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't apologize to Mot

If anything, I’m still waiting for him to fess up that his abortion of a comic strip is spam

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I was looking for a nice kitty picture

but it didn’t have the right punch! lol

"Pain is the best instructor, but no one wants to go to his class."
- Choi, Hong Hi, Founder of Taekwon-Do

by U3O8man on Feb 3, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmm....

interesting

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 11:21 AM EST reply actions  

I know you soooo wanted to post your mug here.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice.

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)

by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Examples

Randall posting pics of artifacts and locations to support his arguments in the UFO thread. DOING IT RIGHT.

Randall posting pics of big, ugly, sweaty chicks in thongs to show his disdain for big, ugly, sweaty chicks in thongs. DOING IT WRONG.

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 11:24 AM EST reply actions  

^ I agree with this...

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Also

Keep it relevant. A thread about Arianny or Brittney, I expect hot pics of them or other hot girls, not giant turds in toilets. Yes Shiv, I’m looking at you.

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I only shit on one thread

which I stopped, or at least toned down by request.

You are banned from Bloody Elbow.
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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

HAHA

The lady pooping in the dairy aisle was the funniest thing I had seen in weeks on here…

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I here she was lactose intolerant

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

fuck *hear

i suck

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

coulda been gold

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law

Since all things are God, in all things thou seest just so much of God as thy capacity affordeth thee.

Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.

No one understands what it means but its provocative, gets the people going.

by Str8_right on Feb 3, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Fat chicks need loving and exposure too!

Rec’d by the way Jesse

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Let them get it somewhere else, and please don’t post a no fat chicks sign

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

thanks for wrecking my next post

"Pain is the best instructor, but no one wants to go to his class."
- Choi, Hong Hi, Founder of Taekwon-Do

by U3O8man on Feb 3, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

mmafighting? Just kidding…..

You are banned from Bloody Elbow.
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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

well placed

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Boom

This is how it’s done.

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

thanks bud

so would it be ok if I posted a gif of Prince Joffrey getting bitch slapped? Thats kind of on topic

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha! Yeah! Recognize, bitches!

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)

by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

OJ replied to email

You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"

"Phil Davis was dominated by Rashad Evans, and I love cock"

by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks, I will follow up on it today.

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)

by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

hey man .....

Is a head shot of Carnie Wilson ok in the fun thread ?

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Insulting staff and using the word "***" are both completely inappropriate. So long.

by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 3, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Fun Thread

is the wild west, have at it

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

christ, I didn't think you had made it

by the way, your welcome for the help in the Tyson/Fedor thread the other night

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

that was an abomination

I’ve never seen anything like he who’s name we shall not speak of ! That guy is fucked in the head . Thanks though .

You are banned from Bloody Elbow.
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Insulting staff and using the word "***" are both completely inappropriate. So long.

by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 3, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

Tiuana says hi

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

but randall is just wrong all together haha

"The Pride has broken my spirit worse than Nog’s arm. I should probably just skip the money pool and send him my money now"

by thunderdownunder on Feb 3, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

lmao

so true

"..That man has to be eliminated." - Fedor Emelianenko

by tkotom on Feb 4, 2012 5:19 AM EST up reply actions  

can we still call shit on danago?

it’s not like we are organized against it or something, it just happens that most of us like to refute its trolling attemps

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 3, 2012 11:28 AM EST reply actions  

This isn’t a frat house.

So I didn’t have to get the mania insignia tattoo’d on my shoulder blade??? DAMN YOU KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 11:35 AM EST reply actions  

Don't feel bad

I got the brand. Ouch!

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

The joys of Jesse’s basement.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

One of the few times I kept my pants on down there

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

HA!

Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap

by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i was going to tattoo the name of the site on my dick in large print

but it turns out the url is too short and i didn’t want just one third of it covered

do i win?

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 3, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

HAAA

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

win

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Go with this:

The site formerly known as UFCMania.com but for legal purposes is now known as MMAMania.com

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 3, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Will those words fit in a 6-inch weapon of vhw?

Professional sig bet record: 7-7-1

Sig bet with kg12 on Diaz-Condit: 2 weeks sig and pic

by Phasebook on Feb 4, 2012 5:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Guess who never got a warning for posting a moped pic?

Hope you fags leave MOT alone now. That’s my boy.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 11:42 AM EST reply actions  

The Darkside is accumulating all of the degenerates and lost causes on Mania.

Pretty soon you will start thinking that people really follow you and you will run off only to have 2 people show up to your darkside website after which you will come back here and pick needless fights and get yourself banned only to talk too much shit on Yahoo FFB all the while begging to be allowed back while no one visits your website even though your protege actually has developed the ability to write decent articles.

Real Talk

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha!

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

who are you reffering to? Mot and Randall are merly Darkside by aquaintance.

Neither of them are practicing members. We have a very respectable group.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

apparently you know who I am referring to already...

BTW, I am so on the fence for tomorrow’s event on like 4 fights.

It is pissing me off.

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Diaz-Condit is impossible to pick for me.

I’ll just throw a coin.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

by Yan117 on Feb 3, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I've got Diaz winning by late TKO

but in my eyes it will end in one of three ways: Flash KO for Condit early, Late TKO for Diaz or split decision: No idea who wins that…

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

haven't decided yet

I wouldn’t be smart to post my picks online anymore lol

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmm

good point

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the idea of picking and putting another viewpoint out

I don’t really care much about winning pools or anything I guess….

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I love money

I just don’t really care about winning online pools, money at stack or not

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

^^^THIS^^^

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

It's like a subscription fee to the site.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I share my picks when asked, I aint scurred

Plus, if you think that someone is really going to copy your picks, you have a bigger head than Tito

Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap

by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I still discuss my opinions about fights and what I think will happen on the main page articles

That’s what this site is all about ,originally.

But then again, you really aren’t on the main page all that much.

Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap

by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

And I suddenly feel the need to discuss you going and fucking yourself.

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 3, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Jay got your money btw.

Thanks again!

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Just because Brock felt he was already enough of a badass that he didn’t need to prove it again by kicking Reem’s ass . . .

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 3, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

because people tell me they look at my picks

I don’t care if they do or not. :P

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody is going to cheat off your picks, lol

Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap

by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

No worries

just that people have told me that they do look at my articles so if i was to start doing the pools it wouldn’t be smart to post my picks. :P

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant that people will still read, enjoy and comment on your picks but I don't anyone is going to take them verbatim and enter them into Playground.

What would the point of that even be? To say you tied wolfman for 24th place in the money pool?

Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap

by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha!

A very good point.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:13 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

+1

which is why I don’t mind posting my picks

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

pretty similar

a couple differences from what I’ve picked

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

are you picking along on PG?

if your not, you should, I would be curious to see what kinds of scores you are getting

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

never even been to the playground

guess I’ll head there now and sign up

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

just set it up...

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

ok...

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

looking for phasebook

haven’t seen anything like that yet….

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

phasebook is a poster here

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I know that

I’m looking for the thing… it’s just weird

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

He's the nice Filipino gentleman who runs the free pool

and he’s also in the money pool.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

I am trying to find the joining thing….I thought it was on playground but I’m having lots of fun trying to navigate searching….

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

you have to be sent an invite

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks...

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Wolfman.....

I have a sig bet with Phasebook on Diaz v Condit….i’ll let him know you’re looking to join the free pool

by kg12 on Feb 3, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

alright

thanks man

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You'll also need to be fitted for your new vagina

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

your ex-girlfriend?

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty good, wolf.

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by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Just talk to Phasebook

I don’t know if his email is on his profile but he’s here a lot

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by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

and the email will actually be sent by someone else

I forget his name, he doesn’t post here, but Phase had to leave the free pull when he joined the big boy league, so one of his friends is running the free pool now

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't received any emails but it's all good

I made my picks, there’s no rush

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by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

it will take a bit

my suggestion is to make your picks on PG, then on Sunday, when the freepool fanpost is posted, leave a comment there stating you would like an invitation.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

good to go

thanks man

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by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

wolfie

Sorry I was bitten by our neighbor’s dog so I have to be in the hospital for 3 days. Anyway, my friend karpentero will send you an invite now. His username is karpentero so accept his invitation. Thanks wolfie.

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by Phasebook on Feb 4, 2012 5:43 AM EST up reply actions  

alright thanks man

sorry about the dog, that sucks ass. you alright?

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by wolfman13 on Feb 4, 2012 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks wolfie

The dog is a terrier and it has vaccine until june 2012 but nevertheless I still get myself vaccinated with anti-tetanus and anti-vaccine just to be safe.

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by Phasebook on Feb 6, 2012 3:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Fight camp invitation has been sent!

Just accept it then you’re in. :)

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by Phasebook on Feb 4, 2012 5:45 AM EST up reply actions  

How did you make that image?

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok cool I figured it out

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

going with Bruce Leeroy huh?

what makes you think he will win?

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

He looked much improved in his last fight

That’s pretty much it

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by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree he did

but Escovedo isn’t very good IMO

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Edwin's got a win over Bedford, but other than that he doesn't scream talent

We’ll see. He’s 8-1, but I think betting against Leroy after that fight would be a mistake.

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, wasn’t saying you were wrong, was just curious.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

<img src="[IMG]http://pics.mmaplayground.com/picks/wolfman13_121.jpg[/IMG]"/>

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by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

use the direct link option

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I got to work the second time

thanks though

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by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

"I am the tomato can that crushed your champion, live with it."

by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Caceres may win this one. He looked vastly improved in his last fight and really shocked me. We shall see.

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by crizzy on Feb 4, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

haha yup

that makes sense

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by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you're close

If Condit wins it will be via early strike. If Diaz wins it will be late TKO or unanimous decision. I think the volume punches get it done.

The risk Condit poses is probably overstated somewhat. He’s a dynamic striker so if Diaz can avoid those flying knees and pressure him, then it should eventually pay dividends.

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

definitively.

I just feel it would turn out close and go to split decision… oh well.

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by wolfman13 on Feb 3, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

and to answer your tax question

yes, you should claim it on your taxes.

But remember all of your gambling winnings can be offset by gambling losses, so do what I used to do and save all of your scratch off’s and powerball tickets. Also make sure you register at the casino there is you play. You can show the cash in/cash out for slots and you can show withdrawals fromt he MAC machines at the casino as losses (if they were).

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Am I wrong in thinking that fantasy sports betting is not the same as gambling?

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by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

They are all small games of chance

bridge, bingo, fish bowls, any thing that makes you money from wagering, etc.

Because it is a cash transaction, people typically don’t think of it as gambling, but in the eyes of the IRS, it is still taxable.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

that doesn't mean that winning $500 on an MMA fantasy league will trigger an audit.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Stop throwing your money away. Gambling is for people who can afford to lose money - not for people who need money.

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by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't need money. I can afford to lose money.

It’s also like paying for sweet dreams imo. Every night I dream of vacations to far away places, strip bars called andre’s and 3000 seat coliseums in downtown detroit where I promote the DFL (Detroit Fight League).

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Too much Outkast?
strip bars called andre’s and 3000 seat coliseums i

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by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

interesting.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Save your money. There is a reason gambling is called "taxes for the stupid."

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by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that is what they call the lottery, not gambling in general.

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by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

As a novice, it looks all the same to me. There is a reason the house always wins, right?

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by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Very different. Especially when you are talking about table games. Poker is a perfect example as you aren’t playing against the house in all the games offered. The house makes their money by collecting a transaction fee (eg. rake). It is done as a percentage of each pot in a cash game or as an up front cost in a tournament style game.

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by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe, but its a small percentage of people who have the aptitude to participate in games of chance and walk away successfully. I get what you are saying though.

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by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

If I could just stick to card games, I would be alright. I lose my money betting sports. Ah well.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been trying not to re-deposite money into my BetUs account, but I can't remmeber the last time I didn't bet on the Super Bowl

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

fixed
It’s also like paying for sweet dreams imo. Every night I dream of vacations to far away places, strip bars called andre’s and 3000 seat coliseums in downtown detroit where I promote the DFL (Detroit Fight League), and then I woke up with jizz all over my sheets and boxers.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

why do you keep forcing me to state that I sleep in the nude?

No boxers dude. I wake up my girl, we take off the bottom sheet and fall back asleep.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLOLOL

I love the fact that the jizzed sheets are irrefutable.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm proud of my wet dreams, shows i still have the sex drive of a young buck imo.

I can’t go 5 days without releasing my beasts.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

so you're the one who gave me this piece of advise?

was wondering from whom i read it. Spot on, man. You’re the reason i no longer bet.

that and fedor losing to bigfoot

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 3, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Your common sense is the reason you stopped. I had nothing to do with it, but thanks anyway.

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by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

no, thank you mr. Orlando!

sometimes i do get the itch to put down a few bucks (for instance, in jones vs evans) but i know better than that now so i refrain from it. That money is better spent in some other hobbies and food

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 3, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

HA!, thats cold

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds vaguely familiar....

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

I havent received a warning (and there would be no reason to). He has the freedom of posting his shitty comics, and I have the freedom of calling it shitty and posting some stupid gif every time.

Freedom works both ways.

I flagged the shitty picture thread the other day and a few pictures in it. It needed to be grounded.

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by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Everyone can and will be called out on this site. Hopefully, that never changes. In Mot’s case, it got a little out of hand.

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by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

That would depend on who you ask (;

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by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

When? He's had it pretty easy, considering

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

pretty easy?

How many poster can you name that have gotten worse on such a continual basis?

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Not since the OG wolf.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

He was never an OG.

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by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He was never an OG.

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by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

True

He was a spoiled trust fund brat who bragged about essentially having porn sluts living with me him because he had the cash to do so.

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 3, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

living with me

trying to tell us something PW?

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing to see here. Move along.

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 3, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i think

when he (wolfman) was talking about how he liked to give them enima’s … and his foot fetish… and anything he ever fucking shared ugh!!

by sarah- on Feb 3, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

what worried me more than him liking to give enimas, was the type of women he woudl bring home and give enimas to.

everything about that guy rubbed me the wrong way.

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by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha, I never heard of the enema story.

This only adds to the myth, the man, the legend, wolfman

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s proper porn etiquette to have an enema before doing an anal scene.

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 3, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i suspect you are being serious here

and thats disturbing.

hows texas today?

its 25 above here today and peeps are walking around campus in shorts. i shit you not.

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by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

i suspect you are being serious here

and thats disturbing.

HA! I thought the same thing

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

God, why?

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

dont want any oil sticking to the dip stick.

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by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

god, i hope i never find out what that feels like.

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by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

There are worse things

you man up and carry on.

"Pain is the best instructor, but no one wants to go to his class."
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by U3O8man on Feb 3, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

or never put it in an exit only hole, thats my plan.

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by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

You'll grow up soon, young lad

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

Never ever, say never ever!

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by U3O8man on Feb 3, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

unfortunatly for me those days were all in my youth.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Classic Mania thread - getting shit on your dick from anal play. LMAO. Only in a JH thread.

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by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

But that's so rare

And I’m sure they could call cut and get a baby wipe

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think doing damage is the point

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

let me guess, you're around 5'6''?

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

you don't really wanna damage that area

unless you decided to never try again

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 3, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Doing damage was the reason she refused to try it again for 10 years

I learned my lesson

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by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

not everyone is into skat play.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Taking it up the skat still counts.

you’re still good.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

i missed it to.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

He was a great character and he had a lot of gambling knowledge. He just made the mistake of insulting Dak's faith - that was his downfall. Other than that, I never had a problem with him...online.

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by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, it's fine to go after all religion

but not specific religions….that’s to personal

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with this.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I finally understand the darkside

Tricky tricky.

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by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

so will you have clergy privileges?

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

My assistant at work is ordained, cost him $45 online and he has legally performed weddings.

I’ll see where the road takes me. Not rushing any decisions.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t let this interfere with your duties as scooter club gang historian.

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 3, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

....online

same boat.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

you have a wolfman encounter story too???

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by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

whoah, i need to hear both of these. OJRS and Drews.

and deuce if you have one, i want to hear that one too lol

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by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I have only heard stories.

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by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

let the man lie in peace! OJR already outted his real name an e-mail.

He’s not kevin, let him go…

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

He outed himself when he decided to talk shit to me even though I have never been anything but cordial to him. I ain't apologizing for that. You email me to talk shit then you takes your fucking chances, homey.

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by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

word

"Pain is the best instructor, but no one wants to go to his class."
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by U3O8man on Feb 3, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

consequences on the internet?

This is why you are the Prez.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I will text my shit talk to you from now on.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha! I would never engage the Darkside Gang in shit talk. Too dangerous.

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by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Gets it ^^^

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck the darkside

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

What the hell did I do to you. >:-)

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by darkside3744 on Feb 3, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

nothing brave warrior. let the chldren squabble.

your allegiance is appreciated.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry bro, you got caught with some of Drew’s gay shrapnel

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know if i can make it ….. just tell my wife I love her.

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Feb 3, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

your cool

you’ve got a JJ quote in your sig, can’t hate on that

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll keep mine private.

No need to shit on a dead man.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

fair enough

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, you really had an in life encounter with him?

I call shennanigans.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

it was offline, but not face to face like ojr's.

really lets let this go, he still reads the post and I have no interest in shitting on him.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

don't be scared homie

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

+1.

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

calling people out in comics is fine, but heed hollands warning,

there is no organizing of possy’s where the cool kids bully the exceptionally smart and unique individuals on this site. The only permitted gang in this territory is the darkside and it sounds like Holland wants to keep it that way.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh put a tampon in it.

Like Cali said he has as much right to post shitty fanposts up as much as I have to call him out on said shitty fanpost.

When did Mania start turning into an all girl Sunday school?

Show no mercy; for you shall receive none

by Chorongota on Feb 3, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

again,

commenting you’re disdain is fine. Ganging up on a mission to get someone removed will result in your ban. I hate to see a man as insensitive as you get banned choro, but I can’t keep holding your hand.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha!

I was never trying to get him "removed’ just the comics, and tbh I never had real beef with him, I just liked to give him shit.

Just like we all do up in here.

Show no mercy; for you shall receive none

by Chorongota on Feb 3, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

all these “rights” you speak of are kinda funny….considering one of the head honchos put this thread up. Methinks he can affect your “rights”. Just saying.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

We are speaking of the "mania give rights"

much like god given.

You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"

"Phil Davis was dominated by Rashad Evans, and I love cock"

by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I have yet to receive a warning for anything Ive said to mot

Trolling his comics with pictures, or offering ways for him to bide his time in life. There shall be no heeding unless the judges determines so directly. It’s like Kevin getting called out evryday. He brought it on himself, sally.

You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"

"Phil Davis was dominated by Rashad Evans, and I love cock"

by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

you're walking a thin line and that's your right,

but neither jesse or I will stand for any fanposts being made that have a goal to remove someones hard work from the fanpost area. Jesse dosn’t like it, and I don’t like it.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It sounds like I get to stop playing the role of the mod. Fantastic.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you just call yourself a terrorist?

[slowly taking a few steps back]

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

ummmmm... ignore that.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you Deuce the mod from 6 months ago?

You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"

"Phil Davis was dominated by Rashad Evans, and I love cock"

by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

We passed the torch.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm DarthDrew, defender of the abused.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

and I'm the abuser of the defenders.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

by Yan117 on Feb 3, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

they should make a show about you

You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"

"Phil Davis was dominated by Rashad Evans, and I love cock"

by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It is called "Real Life - Afghanistan"

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Being the president of a Moped club, I am sure you get a great deal of practice.

(btw nice on DarthDrew, LOL)

You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"

"Phil Davis was dominated by Rashad Evans, and I love cock"

by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey we all have goals.

You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"

"Phil Davis was dominated by Rashad Evans, and I love cock"

by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It will be spring soon, and I do learn more every day, but I'm a man who makes his living off of his mind and his mouth,

most our members are crazy factory workers who know their way around the tool chest.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

It will be spring soon, and I do learn more every day, but I’m a man who makes his living off of his mind and his mouth…

So that’s how the moped gang initiated you via glory hole?

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)

by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

Overeem is sexy and he knows it.

by jay. on Feb 3, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

nice try.

We are a newer gang so we haven’t established any hazing or initiations yet, but there is a gang that requires you cut yourself and then tattoo the gang logo over the scar. Real talk. It’s a huge controversy among the community.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

for a moped gang?

no shit?

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

They should take the cutting a step further

And make them all slit their throats. Then real men will come along and piss on their dirty jean jackets.

Overeem is sexy and he knows it.

by jay. on Feb 3, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I still had a jean jacket

I loved those…

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

You should save everyone a bunch of time

And just punch yourself in the face.

Overeem is sexy and he knows it.

by jay. on Feb 3, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

keep hating.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Classic Jay response.

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)

by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

LMAO!

Official cuts!

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

each gang has their own rules.

Since we are approaching our 2nd year all new riders will need to wait a year to be a member, other then that we are pretty relaxed compared to the “puddle cutters” and their body modification stipulations.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Prospects?

Have you guys started running water guns yet?

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

word of advice-dont mess with the irish.

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

no, i was playing off of VM's SOA remark.

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, Jay!

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)

by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Jay

You’re the fuckin king, dude….I swear to God. Lol

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:07 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Absolutely. The site is better when he posts.

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)

by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

If I'm ever hesitant to post my real opinion and risk offending someone

I just stay close to Jay and he says it…..lol

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

LMAO

You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"

"Phil Davis was dominated by Rashad Evans, and I love cock"

by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Can you post a link to the largest moped gang rivalry/fight/retaliation?

I am mighty curious.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly the official gang members act very elite compared to the random riders on the site, it's a little BE imo.

but the have an “off topic” part of the site where most of the shit storms take place. It got so bad from the cutter incident that they almost shut down off topic all together. The official “gang members” also have their own forum that isn’t accessible to the public traffic on the site. It’s very elite imo. I have mixed feelings about becoming an official gang.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

nice disclaimer...

I have never been warned on a friday in the fun threads for posting a picture of Vida’s ass around noon.

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd be careful.

Ever find out that model of that used you were talking about the other day?

You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"

"Phil Davis was dominated by Rashad Evans, and I love cock"

by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

It was gone when I went back.

and the rest of his guns were not nice. I blew a tire and had to get 4 new ones. Guns are off the table for a month or so as my secret slush fund went to my car. DAMN.

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think anyone had a problem with the single gif that you would post in each BlackFly thread

They were actually very funny.

What is being referenced here is the Shivans and Randalls posting 40 in a row.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

nope.. this thread is directed to shiv, randall & and the mot hater extremes..

my pics were solid gold..

i have never got a warning from anyone at mania..

sucker free boss!~

by stinky~fingers on Feb 3, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Those pics were gold. I laughed quite a bit.

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)

by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I never received a warning

just for the record

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I got warned for bullying hank mardukas

He flagged me like a little pussy

You are banned from Bloody Elbow.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.

Insulting staff and using the word "***" are both completely inappropriate. So long.

by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 3, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd for being flagged.

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 4, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

keep my name out yo mouth VM

but keep my dick there, a little to the right if you don’t mind

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

ziiing!

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean to tell me that I haven't been sucking on that sexy foream of yours all this time?

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I understand how you could have made that mistake, but my arms are not shaved

my balls on the other hand…..

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

the matching tattoo sleeves were a nice touch, I must add

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish, only one sleeve, the right arm is only half done.

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

No no no. I was referring to your left forearm that graces us in every beer snapshot, and your penis

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

please

refer to it as my cock when your down there

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't be a dick about it

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I said please….

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm in the same boat.

I’ve had negative comments but I have said worse to at least half the fags in this thread. Lol.
I’ve been clear on my opinion of the comic. I don’t want to run off anyone.
That being said, I guess we don’t have to get along with everyone.
If I’ve crossed any lines, I apologize.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:05 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Big of you to apologize to Mot.

Speaks volumes about how secure of a man you are.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I would never intentionally be nasty to someone

I kid around……and I give my opinions…..but I’m not here to make someone feel bad.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Good man Scotti, your darkside roots run deep.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you hitting on me

Because my drink tastes funny

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

One minute I'm having a nice chat

17 hours later I wake up in Michigan in a gimp suit getting the shit kicked out of me by a gang of Moped enthusiasts.
I’m watching you man.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we know whose watching whom.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

This is normally where i would google image search

So think of a suitably funny and appropriate image as my retort.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm telling Holland.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

not necessary.

BAN THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

so many rules

in a totally unrelated thought

I hope the Patriots ass rape Sheli and the Vagiants this weekend

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh.

I’m a Bills fan, I’ve seen enough of the Pats.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Care to wager?

I still owe you $20.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

nah

I think they might win, but I hope Manning breaks his leg

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's start a thread where we all shit talk him

We could ride him for not following Jesse’s rules.
Is it a bannable offense to try and uphold Jesse’s rules as a group?
We’re all doomed.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

drew..

you really don’t need to wedge yourself so far up hollands ass..

by sarah- on Feb 3, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

it's the only way they can fit on the moped at the same time

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Drew giving me a ride to UFC 143

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

never liked that movie

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I should ban you for that

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ok Brent

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

wow, you went there

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

...huh?

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

He compared me to a BE mod

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

woah. woah.

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

now would be a good time to post a “you mad bro” meme?

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

you asked for it

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Why am I still banned from bloody elbow ?

No warning just straight to the gas chamber ? its been over a yr those guys old grudges longer than a woman …….

You are banned from Bloody Elbow.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.

Insulting staff and using the word "***" are both completely inappropriate. So long.

by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 4, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought you were a bloody elbow mod

I also listen to the cure , I like that crystal castles track alot as well

You are banned from Bloody Elbow.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.

Insulting staff and using the word "***" are both completely inappropriate. So long.

by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 4, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

what made you think that? you calling sergio gay?

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 4, 2012 1:31 AM EST up reply actions  

'BOW UP...

HOMIE!!!!

But yeah, The Cure — and Crystal Castles — are the fucking jam.

by Sergio Hernandez on Feb 4, 2012 2:04 AM EST up reply actions  

you should also ban whoever rec'd that comment.

"..That man has to be eliminated." - Fedor Emelianenko

by tkotom on Feb 4, 2012 5:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I already...

Said it was me.

Can … can you not read? :S

by Sergio Hernandez on Feb 4, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

we don't do that here

"..That man has to be eliminated." - Fedor Emelianenko

by tkotom on Feb 5, 2012 3:38 AM EST up reply actions  

ahem

The artful muppet formerly known as KrmtDfrog.
Please read my sardonic wit and over-blown sense of self over at headkicklegend.com

by Cory Braiterman on Feb 5, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Suck it

reindeer games.

"..That man has to be eliminated." - Fedor Emelianenko

by tkotom on Feb 5, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

gtfo. now.

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

not a Jim Carey fan.....

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Go ahead. Hate Jim Carrey

But goddamnit you WILL respect Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Neither am I

I’ve never seen Dumb and Dumber and quite honestly I have no intention to ever see it. I don’t find Jim Carrey acting like a moron for 2 hours remotely funny.

Money Pool Season 6 begins 30th December.
ViolentMike, DarksideDrew and Yan will all fail.
On 30th December the Pain Train shall disband.

by David W-S on Feb 3, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It is

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

its absolutely hilarious!

the script is superb.How anyone can say that film isnt funny amazes me

"ever heard of a tune up? tee hee hee hee
"ah hee hee hee ever heard of a ritual killing? tee hee hee hee"
"i dont get it"
"you gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one tee hee hee hee"

by scott1 on Feb 3, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I just don't get Jim Carrey

He always seems to play the same stupid character in comedies and I just don’t see the humour in him acting like a moron. Different tastes I guess.

Money Pool Season 6 begins 30th December.
ViolentMike, DarksideDrew and Yan will all fail.
On 30th December the Pain Train shall disband.

by David W-S on Feb 3, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously davey,

dumb and dumber is a MUST see…

even if you hate jim carrey, you have to at least give it a shot before you comment on it..

sucker free boss!~

by stinky~fingers on Feb 3, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. David, I am very harsh with comedies and I have to also suggest that you give it a go.

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)

by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Allllll righty then.

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 4, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't steer you wrong Davey

You have to see Dumb and Dumber.
I promise you at least 10 belly laughs.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 6:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I love that movie

It has all the sick humour possible.

1. Drinking piss? Check.
2. Shitting your pants? Check.
3. Pissing your pants? Check.

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

you are crazy, shiv.

yes

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i want you to know that this is the funniest thing i've seen all week.

and my boss just gave me the stink eye cause i laughed out loud when it was dead silent in the office.

i swear, its like sometimes you maniacs TRY to get me fired.

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually don't think that was a moped.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

either way,

it was a gay little bike.

sucker free boss!~

by stinky~fingers on Feb 3, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t worry there’s room for both of you

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

uh...

no…if you want drew there…that is a solo performance hun!!!

by sarah- on Feb 3, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

thats a dealbreaker for me then.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd still like someone to explain the relevancy of a badly drawn comic to MMA

And no using the name of a failed MMAst to the title or featuring crude sex and fight scenes doesn’t constitute relevancy. When did mediocrity become a good thing?

Money Pool Season 6 begins 30th December.
ViolentMike, DarksideDrew and Yan will all fail.
On 30th December the Pain Train shall disband.

by David W-S on Feb 3, 2012 12:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

When did mediocrity become a good thing?

You do remember Monday Morning Blackbelt, correct?

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Win. pure, total win.

did anyone catch kevins post about how geno is a total dumbshit, and how genos opinions are totally ridiculous, supported by -gasp-KEVINS OPINIONS?

i lol’d at the entire thing.

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw it linked to his facebook

But then I did what I do with everything that has Kevin’s name on it. Ignored it.

Overeem is sexy and he knows it.

by jay. on Feb 3, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

he posted a link on his FB to a MMBB article about how genos opinion of UFC on Fox 2 was ridiculous

and then went on to talk about how entertained he was with the card.

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok so what's the deal

I thought MMBB was Worbs.
I joined just to comment on his stuff.
Every time I’ve been there it’s all Worby.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 7:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

lol, you did it right.

i just couldnt resist reading it.

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit

Why do you have to bring up Kevin’s name? That sets off the MMBB signal. In 15 minutes I’ll get a text “Hey Jesse! Time to lift the ban! Let me back! I promise I’ll be good! But Geno still sucks!”

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

please tell me you don't actually get those texts.

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

…doing it right?

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

But smaller

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Why do you have to bring up Kevin’s name? That sets off the MMBB signal.

Hahaha that site actually still exists guys! I just went there for the first time in many months after you reminded me.

They are still posting “news” like once every 3-4 days it seems like. That’s soo cute.

TRAIN BY DAY, JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT - ALL DAY.

by freenow82 on Feb 3, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, I heard about that one and checked it out.

Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap

by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Blackfly is the official comic of Mania

No.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Shitting all over Mania's true comic with that one.

DAK is our comic man.

You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"

"Phil Davis was dominated by Rashad Evans, and I love cock"

by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

"Pain is the best instructor, but no one wants to go to his class."
- Choi, Hong Hi, Founder of Taekwon-Do

by U3O8man on Feb 3, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I would say embarrassed

at the acceptance of it. But to each his own.

"Pain is the best instructor, but no one wants to go to his class."
- Choi, Hong Hi, Founder of Taekwon-Do

by U3O8man on Feb 3, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope it's not because of me.

I threw a couple of head kicks at him, but I don’t remember in what context. I think it was in that ‘occupy’ thread.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

by Yan117 on Feb 3, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Dak is fine. Dak’s skills are unquestioned. Never will his comics be upstaged.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Search the site for a poster named "Dakatak"

Then take pointers.

Overeem is sexy and he knows it.

by jay. on Feb 3, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

You can't turn chicken shit into chicken salad, Jay

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

lots of inside jokes in these things.

try this one on for size.

http://www.mmamania.com/2011/9/21/2439639/can-you-tell-me-how-to-get

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats where Blackfly wins.

No inside joke needed, just a solid comic that appeals to everybody. Make no mistake about it, Dak felt the heat and is busy re-evaluating his concept as we speak. I’m looking forward to some great comic wars this summer as the best in the business go head to head.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Stop trolling

You’re only recing Mots comics because it upsets the rest of us

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I went on record that I would rec everything he ever posts as a boycott to the bullying on this site.

You bullies need to realize that your actions cause reactions, you now have a Mot with Hollands permission and the full support of the darkside. The darkside has the power, any post we want will be at the the top within minutes of our choosing.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

srs trolling.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Danago levels

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

a solid comic that appeals to everybody.

If it appealed to everybody, then everybody but you and Mike wouldn’t be trying to get that nonsense removed.

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 3, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

mot dosn't cave to the "in" crowd and make them characters.

He has a vision and he is sticking to it.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

you are bordering on full retard here. Don’t do it.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I say up, you say down….the way of the world.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

ying to your yang.

ike to your tina.

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

straight to your gay O_o

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

SUV to your moped.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

moped to your riding of naked men.

what now?

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I always knew naked men and mopeds go together, but this sentence still confuses the shit out of me.

You win?

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.mmamania.com/2011/6/1/2199719/mma-monster-mash-comic-edition

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.mmamania.com/2010/4/20/1432020/the-pain-train-pre-emptive-strike

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.mmamania.com/2010/6/16/1521712/abm-vs-pain-train-comic-vol-2

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Seemed to run off when the new sheriff got into town.

this is the real reason you get hated on. Maniacs only support comics that have their names plastered up and down them. If you want something rec’d just put 5 maniacs names in it and you’re gold.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

just stop

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I speak the truth, always have.

The emperor has no clothes.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap

by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

He does them infrequently. No timetables and he is a busy family man. There will be another.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I begged him not to leave. Only the good die young.

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't know it was an official exit

I talked to him a few weeks ago and it didn’t seem like he was gone for good.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

he emailed me asking some questions, and i told him that he should feel free to bring those questoins up in my articles/posts

he said that he has become a full time lurker. i didnt know this, and it bummed me out.

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

DAK

If you’re reading this, come back and restore balance to the force

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

+1.

"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson

by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

have you not leanred anything?

He who shall bring balance to the force, will also be its destroyer

Show no mercy; for you shall receive none

by Chorongota on Feb 3, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

So I just lurked Dakatak

He votes on polls and rec’s articles, but no commenting for some time.

That makes me a sad panda.

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i just assumed he was busy these days.. this is not cool at all!
DAK


If you’re reading this, come back and restore balance to the force
-Jesse Holland

i should make this my sig.. one thing im down to protest..

sucker free boss!~

by stinky~fingers on Feb 3, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

It sucks that dak no longer comments. He’s one of the nicest guys I’ve ever had the pleasure of talking to on here and his comics were the best comedy fanposts that I’ve ever seen on Mania. The site’s not the same without him.

Money Pool Season 6 begins 30th December.
ViolentMike, DarksideDrew and Yan will all fail.
On 30th December the Pain Train shall disband.

by David W-S on Feb 3, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Apart from the childish comics, he really had nothing to offer. His MMA knowledge was poor, a few comics don’t cut it.

Bobby Southworth

by danago on Feb 3, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

your fatass is retarded

and your technique is trash

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 3, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

now you are just trying to piss me off

Stick to shit we allow you to comment on, this topic is off limits to you Danny. Don’t make me ban you. Seriously. You don’t want to go down this road.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw him comment over at mmafighting yesterday

You go out there and start acting like a terrorist, you're gonna get Osama Bin Laden'd

by Rolandando on Feb 3, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Please excuse Danago

She is just a tad butthurt about being ripped in several classic Dak comics.

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 4, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

it is possible

we are all too much evil sinners for his Mormon self…(totally joking btw)

by sarah- on Feb 3, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Dak was nice enough to compliment my fan post via email

I’d hate to think he’s gone.
He may be the nicest guy on the site.
Next to me of course.
I’m delightful.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 7:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Dak has a set of balls that monkey from the other thread would envy

We’ll do this glatiator style.

Dak and his comic vs Mot and his. Loser leaves town

COULD YOU IMAGINE

You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"

"Phil Davis was dominated by Rashad Evans, and I love cock"

by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't this happen with someone else already?

cough wolf cough

"Pain is the best instructor, but no one wants to go to his class."
- Choi, Hong Hi, Founder of Taekwon-Do

by U3O8man on Feb 3, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

cali that is not agreeable with Jesse's rules.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

when hipsters went mainstream
When did mediocrity become a good thing?

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 3, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Zing!

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)

by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

mots comic sucks

I posted 20 glamour shots from the 80’s in protest and almost got banned .

You are banned from Bloody Elbow.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.

Insulting staff and using the word "***" are both completely inappropriate. So long.

by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 3, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

did you get a warning?

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yah

i posted this dude with his shirt off with a bow and arrow but like a serious glamour shot , it was awesome

You are banned from Bloody Elbow.
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Insulting staff and using the word "***" are both completely inappropriate. So long.

by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 3, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw it

i was carpet bombing the thread with gifs right before Jesse pulled the plug on it.

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

YAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you see the commando pic with that shirtless guy and his baby with a helicopter in the back ? That was my favorite .

You are banned from Bloody Elbow.
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Insulting staff and using the word "***" are both completely inappropriate. So long.

by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 3, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

if it was there, I saw it

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Sig bet record 2-5, next up Cruz Jackson Diaz vs Condit, have Diaz

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome

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Insulting staff and using the word "***" are both completely inappropriate. So long.

by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 3, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

lol@ your post to Scottie

When I saw that somebody actually replied to one of his shitty predictions posts, I nearly died of shock. Luckily it was just you telling him to take his unwanted posts elsewhere.

Worst videos ever, this guy.

No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.

Mark Twain (1866 )

by dec3ptiKon_ on Feb 3, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

what's with drew and goats lmfao

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 3, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

some sick fantasy from sarah's goth years.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 4, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

stinky must have been goth too

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 4, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

stinky is actully a woman named kim fyi.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 4, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Does she have ocean front property in arizona ?

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 4, 2012 2:38 AM EST up reply actions  

randy, incase you missed the unmasked thread,

drew is a goat fucker, obviously.

sucker free boss!~

by stinky~fingers on Feb 4, 2012 2:56 AM EST up reply actions  

hahahahahaha.

see everyone.. sarah knows the proper use of a picture..

very funny, sarah!~

sucker free boss!~

by stinky~fingers on Feb 4, 2012 2:55 AM EST up reply actions  

It's all coming back , it's coming back to me now

But if I touch you like this (touch you like this)
And if you kiss me like that (kiss me like that)
It was so long ago but it’s all coming back to me
If you touch me like this (touch me like this)
And if I kiss you like that (kiss you like that)
It was gone with the wind but it’s all coming back to me now

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 4, 2012 3:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Show no mercy; for you shall receive none

by Chorongota on Feb 3, 2012 11:56 AM EST reply actions  

lol

You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"

"Phil Davis was dominated by Rashad Evans, and I love cock"

by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

This post is not mma related at all.

Who are the fuckwits who rec’d it to the top? I want names.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

by Yan117 on Feb 3, 2012 11:56 AM EST reply actions  

There are an underground group known as The Jesse Stooges

They are wily, that much we know.

You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"

"Phil Davis was dominated by Rashad Evans, and I love cock"

by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

you mean the “basement group”

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Pic

Or doesn’t exist

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

Funny guy.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

by Yan117 on Feb 3, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

unfortunately....

all the pics only include two items…..an angry jesse and a tat’d up forearm.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Mania is not mma related?

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Isn't it a dating website for gays?

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

by Yan117 on Feb 3, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I must be having a translation problem.

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He's French, bare with him, he'll go away

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by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

If he really was french, he would have already surrendered

but since he is also Canadian, he has taken the fight to us and held his ground as admirably as his descendants at Juno.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget 1812, WWI and Korea.

And thank you.

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by Yan117 on Feb 3, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget Dieppe

We make good canon fodder

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It's called fellating the admin

Look it up, chachi

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Like LL said in his “Type of Guy” joint, they lick me in places where my boyfriend won’t"

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Not i, samurai

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Good post Jesse.

Its sad that this was necessary, but it was.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:15 PM EST reply actions  

Was there a line crossing thread?

I haven’t seen anything out of the ordinary. What did I miss?

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by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:10 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I posted a bunch of fat chicks on Mot’s thread, followed by a dead cat, followed by some nice booty gifs, and they all got erased, and then this. Honestly, I was trying to turn todays Blackfly into the FFT

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

There was a whole anti-Mot’s comic strip fanpost a few days ago in which VM and Detroit Drew attempted to stave of the pitchfork-wielding masses who wanted those terrible comics halted immediately. No lines were crossed.. If someone wants to put their shit up there like that on a weekly basis, he needs to be prepared to handle some criticism.

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by P-Dub on Feb 3, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

a line was crossed according the the rules holland has clearly stated.

Posting a thread to rile up and untie all against one is now a bannable offense. If you want to shit on something shit on it in it’s original thread.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

so I can't post that anti-collusion thread I have saved up?

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

waste of time. Look at our picks, they are all different. If we were colluding you would see more of having the same pics.

Poor pride is having a hard start and he would be neck and neck with me if we were colluding.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I am surprised at how he has struggled

sucks he didn’t accept that bet with me.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

scores are definitly up this year all around

if I continue to average 56 points per week like I am, i would finish with 560, last year that would have been top 5, I’m in 16th now.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree, it's been a very good start for the camp. I see that all changing soon, but i was nervous about event 3 and ended with my highest score. You never really know.

Last week was shit and then I nailed the last 3 for 11’s and ended up pretty high up. I’m also 4-4 on hot-bouts and there’s no chance i keep that up.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I have been really good with undercard

and shit on the main, or the opposite of that, haven’t been able to put a total night together

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

You did pretty good last week if I remember.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

nah

it was in the 50’s, but the scores were all low last week, I did very good on the main card last week though

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like were neck and neck until the main card?

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

He is a blackbelt

and I thought he was going to try to prove a point that he was the superior grappler, which he did, but alas no sub

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

keep following your instincts.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I noticed that during the event thread

that our picks were almost identical

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't understand why you picked a sub

Evans hasn’t subbed anyone in 7 years

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

see above response to Darth

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

sarcasm detector through the roof

whatever, the logic made sense in my head….

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I was in on the OD thread

Now I feel bad.
But thing is……if you are going to invite discussion…..you may not enjoy all of it.
Still. I don’t want it to get mean.

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by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Violent Mike, you sound like a little girl

You are banned from Bloody Elbow.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.

Insulting staff and using the word "***" are both completely inappropriate. So long.

by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 3, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

You sound like a perverted inbred queer half the time, but its cool.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

How do you find out if you have a warning?

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by JamPark on Feb 3, 2012 12:16 PM EST reply actions  

you have to click a box before you can comment.

It’s very demeaning.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

When you open an SBN website, you get a box that says you have been warned and please check the box to acknowledge said warning.

or so I have heard…

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Right... "heard"

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, and sometimes Geno will issue you a warning meant entirely for someone else

You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"

"Phil Davis was dominated by Rashad Evans, and I love cock"

by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

And sometimes you get banned in a very pompous and condescending manner before you even post anything . . . Or so I’ve heard.

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 3, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm actually glad to see Jesse clamping down on the amount of pics used in threads

They’ve been overused for years and most of them are crude and repetitive. When used in the right context they’re funny but more often than not somebody tries too hard to be funny and clutters up the page with stupid pictures.

As for the mot situation I’ve already said my piece. I’d rather see him use his excellent writing skills for a proper debate instead of consistently posting bad and irrelevant comics.

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by David W-S on Feb 3, 2012 12:18 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Personally, my number one most despised Maniac is Mythbuster

Not because he’s a douche at the best of times, which he is, but because he’ll show up mid-event during the UFC live chat and start posting animated gifs of people wiping out. I hate that shit with a passion of the Christ.

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm pretty anti cruz jackson.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

i'll be taking care of him this weekend

after Diaz TKO’s Condit

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

You go out there and start acting like a terrorist, you're gonna get Osama Bin Laden'd

by Rolandando on Feb 3, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice

NFL will be having Thursday night games beginning in Week 2 next season.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 12:20 PM EST reply actions  

There's not enough + for that retort

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

That's going to...

Severely fuck up my fantasy football planning.

by Sergio Hernandez on Feb 3, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Also where is the friday fun thread today :(?

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by JamPark on Feb 3, 2012 12:22 PM EST reply actions  

start one...

The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. - Thomas Jefferson

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

i fail at making fanposts, i can never seem to get it to work. I can’t remember how i even did my last one

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by JamPark on Feb 3, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Right above the fanposts there's little red words that say "fanpost" "fanshot"...

Click “fanpost”.

I had the same problem as you. I could never find the thing to make one, and after I did, I could never remember the next time how I did it.

Overeem is sexy and he knows it.

by jay. on Feb 3, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

On my way to flag it.

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by Yan117 on Feb 3, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

lmao

Overeem is sexy and he knows it.

by jay. on Feb 3, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It'll just be lost amid all the Brackfry comics

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

how the fuck rec'd this shit?!

we lost the beermania thread now, thanks a lot!

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 3, 2012 12:49 PM EST reply actions  

I should ban myself for that

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t see anything wrong with this type of warning. Then again I’m just a fucking lurker who loves the Friday Fun Thread. But I will add I love all the rebuttals and sarcastic humor on here.

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Feb 3, 2012 1:59 PM EST reply actions  

You're a lurker and you decide to come out and post with a Darkside handle?

I’d call you names but Geno will get mad, because your new.

You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"

"Phil Davis was dominated by Rashad Evans, and I love cock"

by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

OR you could click his profile and see that he was around long before Drew turned gay

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I fear that has been since birth with that one

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by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

+cali

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeaaaahhhh I’m not new I’ve posted here and there since ’10 but usually by the time I get to an article everything that can be said has.

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Feb 3, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

almost two years

Nice

Unfortunate Drew has tainted your handle

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by *Californication* on Feb 3, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Stop talking about his taint

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

And handled his taint.

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 3, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry about that

I tend to have that effect

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

so in other words your just a horny man? ;)

"The Pride has broken my spirit worse than Nog’s arm. I should probably just skip the money pool and send him my money now"

by thunderdownunder on Feb 3, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah the time in my mind is divided between sex, mma, hockey, baby girl, and money.

"All hail the Flyers" Jim Jackson.

by darkside3744 on Feb 4, 2012 1:31 AM EST up reply actions  

This is the beginning of the end :( This thread is like our own little SOPA. I love Mania and respect Jesse and Tom immensely, but at some point it had to come to this, I realized that when MMANation popped up as a collab.

I just hope it takes a long time before Mania turns into one of those other sites, but clearly the direction has been set.

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by freenow82 on Feb 3, 2012 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

I do one of these every few months to reel a few guys in, the sky is not falling

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by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome to the Sopa era

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Do it!

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)

by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Just for you

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by freenow82 on Feb 3, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Gracias!

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)

by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

lol is this for real? look at shads mouth right after machida lands the left...that looks fake

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by A.K on Feb 3, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

and talks some shit

Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, get some!

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)

by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

There can only be 1 response

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by David W-S on Feb 3, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, the classless move by JBJ in letting him drop like a sack of potatoes. For shame, David. Tsk, tsk, tsk...

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)

by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

bones jones is a bad mother fucker though.. And no one has come close to beating him..

how many people have staggered bones jones?…… the answer is : Machida

sucker free boss!~

by stinky~fingers on Feb 3, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

The biggest thing that bothers me about that

is that he doesn’t shoot for a TD once he gets his feet back under him, he clinches up. If he reels like that against even a half decent wrestler, he will be on his back.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

he was off balance , not staggered

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 3, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

ummmm? wrong.

look at his legs not responding..

=staggered

sucker free boss!~

by stinky~fingers on Feb 3, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, i agree.

The prick didnt even get him a pillow and a blanket just to make it comfortable.

"The Pride has broken my spirit worse than Nog’s arm. I should probably just skip the money pool and send him my money now"

by thunderdownunder on Feb 3, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty good, thunder.

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by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you oh wise one.

"The Pride has broken my spirit worse than Nog’s arm. I should probably just skip the money pool and send him my money now"

by thunderdownunder on Feb 4, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

meh

i say it’s more about them not having to look over every damn thread and clean up the nips and bearded clam or the poo pics ..or racist shit..or the usually cool people going after other posters like a witch hunt… and racist shit etc etc

by sarah- on Feb 3, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

well said sarah
or the usually cool people going after other posters like a witch hunt…

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The e-swirlies that we dish out are what make us cool.

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 3, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

well, not according to the coolest chick on sbnation.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

like a pair of chinese motherfucking fingercuffs

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly I don't see it as censorship

But I think there should be a balance. If we have to hold back and restrain ourselves then Mot should only be allowed to post one shitty comic a week.

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone else should make a comic strip

You are banned from Bloody Elbow.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.

Insulting staff and using the word "***" are both completely inappropriate. So long.

by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 3, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Who cares about Mot? I clicked on his comic once, saw that its garbage and never clicked one of those posts again.

You guys are being reeled in by a talentless troll. Just ognore the posts, I am sure there are plenty of other fanposts you don’t click on.

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by freenow82 on Feb 3, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I am sure there are plenty of other fanposts you don’t click on.

nope, I’m OCD, I can’t log off, unless every article on the front page, fanpost, or fanshot sections no longer has any “new comments on it” I also have to hit every buttton on the remote after turning off the power before I can put it down….

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha ok you are a special one

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by freenow82 on Feb 3, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what momma always told me...

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 3, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

True

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I AM OGNORE , GOD OF THE TROLLS !

You are banned from Bloody Elbow.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.

Insulting staff and using the word "***" are both completely inappropriate. So long.

by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 3, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

You are definitely up there

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by freenow82 on Feb 3, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a fair point

I try my best to avoid bad fanposts and haven’t bothered with the comics in a long time.

My main problem isn’t actually with mot it’s with Drew and Mike as they seem to think that it’s a great idea to troll the community by recommending these bad fanposts and defend everything that mot does because they’re having too much fun playing heel money pool characters to care about a decline in quality of fanposts. It’s impossible to ignore bad posts when 2 normally intelligent and well respected posters keep promoting them to the top page and start arguing with the majority of the site over them.

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by David W-S on Feb 3, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i think VM actually is a fan of those comics..

im not going to hat on mots shit.. i tried reading the first few and never got into it..

it’s not hard to ignore em.

sucker free boss!~

by stinky~fingers on Feb 3, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey,. don't lump me with Drew on this one.

I’m a legitimate fan of BlackFly. In fact, I haven’t rec’d a single one of Mot’s other posts. Just his BlackFly posts.

It does seem a bit like Drew be trolling, but I speak the truth. Real talk.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 3, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

KYU!!! KYU!!! KYU!!! KYU!!! KYU!!!

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I am not so sure about your prop bet

Gronk at 80% can still get 100 yards pretty easily.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 3, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I haven't placed it yet.

But I’m definitely going to throw a few bucks on it.

I opted to take the Giants +3 in a risk free bet where if I lose, I get credited with freeplay..

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

alright, fuck it.

Just threw $46 on it to win $40. I still like it and doubt he will be 80%. He will mostly be a decoy and if he does get the ball, the Giants will be looking to tackle his mid section from behind to fall on his ankles.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah it's a tough call

One hit and he could be sitting on the bench.

I don't try to intimidate anybody before a fight. That's nonsense. I intimidate people by hitting them.

by Puck Head on Feb 3, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I know what you are

But I respect the commitment to kayfabe :)

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by Scottidog on Feb 3, 2012 9:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

David no trolling. Mot has contributed a lot to this site imo. I may not think his comics are groundbreaking but his other fanposts have my attention.

I also can’t stand bullies and that’s what a lot of people turned into. I will take up the cause of any bullied maniac. I will rec every mot fan post until the bullies leave him alone.

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 3, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It's an uphill battle

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 3, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Bullies run the world

So I like them

GSP is running scurred

by unambig on Feb 4, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

that was stupid

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 4, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

pretty general statement ...........

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 4, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

there is all different sorts of bullying

I get what he was saying

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 4, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

There are two kinds of people in the world: Bullies and nerds. And there are hot Asian chicks. They will do what you want. Oh yes, they will do what you want. Oh, don’t be afraid. Me big American man.

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by P-Dub on Feb 5, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I think you may be overstating it just a tad. I think Jesse just was sick of people bombing threads with the same picture over and over. It was pretty obnoxious.

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by crizzy on Feb 4, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

it was 1 or 2 specific threads that broke the camels back

fuck those threads

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 4, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

If only you guys knew the half of it.

If only.

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by Geno Mrosko on Feb 3, 2012 3:51 PM EST reply actions  

what did I do now ?

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 3, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Spill it! Don't be a cock tease!

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by OJR on Feb 3, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

that's terrible

hate when people do that, just let us in on the scoop already!!!

by fosforito11 on Feb 3, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

dead cats are still perfectly acceptable

Anything else, and expect to be banned and sent to BE.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 3, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never understood the cats.....

but it always makes me laugh…..except for the cat with two faces…..

by kg12 on Feb 3, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I always liked keyboard kitty and that cute little song

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by Jesse Holland on Feb 3, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I just sent you a warning. Heed it.

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by Deuce02 on Feb 3, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

This comment plus the Neverending Story reference really makes a guy wonder

Roller was robbed. He was held up at knifepoint by Herb Dean, stripped naked, and sodomized with a stainless steel dildo.

by unambig on Feb 3, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

shesh

i did not know i was trying to convert someone to like chicks…sigh

by sarah- on Feb 3, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

You fuckers better get it together. Jesse and I are pissed.

"It’s Mark Pavelich calling from the Maximum Fighting Championship,

I’ve just received notice that Drew Fickett or you, I don’t care which one of you fuckers did it, has signed a contract to fight in Strikeforce this fucking weekend. I’m going to get on a fucking plane soon and go where you’re at and choke you the fuck out. I’m telling you right now, I’ve had enough of your fucking shit. First of all, I’ve sent you the fucking pictures and secondly, I placed Drew Fickett in a fight fucking months ago and five weeks prior to my main event of my fucking fight card. You’re going to give me a fucking call tomorrow or I swear I’ll get on a fucking plane and go right where you’re at right now. You’re pissing me off, I’ve been nothing but professional to you motherfuckers and you’re doing this kind of bullshit, alright? Call me back, I’m fucking pissed."

by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Feb 4, 2012 1:36 AM EST reply actions  

On a serious note for me, which is rare, can we stop the nudity and porn pics except in clearly indicated threads?

Some of us are at work.

"It’s Mark Pavelich calling from the Maximum Fighting Championship,

I’ve just received notice that Drew Fickett or you, I don’t care which one of you fuckers did it, has signed a contract to fight in Strikeforce this fucking weekend. I’m going to get on a fucking plane soon and go where you’re at and choke you the fuck out. I’m telling you right now, I’ve had enough of your fucking shit. First of all, I’ve sent you the fucking pictures and secondly, I placed Drew Fickett in a fight fucking months ago and five weeks prior to my main event of my fucking fight card. You’re going to give me a fucking call tomorrow or I swear I’ll get on a fucking plane and go right where you’re at right now. You’re pissing me off, I’ve been nothing but professional to you motherfuckers and you’re doing this kind of bullshit, alright? Call me back, I’m fucking pissed."

by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Feb 4, 2012 1:36 AM EST reply actions  

I always shrink the window when I’m at work even though the ladies I work with are pretty dirty. You never know what the hell is going to pop up.

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by darkside3744 on Feb 4, 2012 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

which makes me wonder where is Oilcheck?

dude just vanished after that nude picture post..

i’m always turning around checking out the surrounding at work.. .it’s so suss lol

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by tkotom on Feb 4, 2012 5:21 AM EST up reply actions  

as long as i'm around you're not safe

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 4, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

clench your buttcheeks everyone by randallhumpfreeze

clench your buttcheeks everyone

Dont act like your shit dont stink

by MegaReem on Feb 5, 2012 6:39 AM EST up reply actions  

never bend over

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by tkotom on Feb 5, 2012 6:56 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah vnc

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by tkotom on Feb 4, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not just about visuals

The network admins can go into your network tcp stack and pull out urls and I’d rather mine not be pics of midgets fellating horses.

"It’s Mark Pavelich calling from the Maximum Fighting Championship,

I’ve just received notice that Drew Fickett or you, I don’t care which one of you fuckers did it, has signed a contract to fight in Strikeforce this fucking weekend. I’m going to get on a fucking plane soon and go where you’re at and choke you the fuck out. I’m telling you right now, I’ve had enough of your fucking shit. First of all, I’ve sent you the fucking pictures and secondly, I placed Drew Fickett in a fight fucking months ago and five weeks prior to my main event of my fucking fight card. You’re going to give me a fucking call tomorrow or I swear I’ll get on a fucking plane and go right where you’re at right now. You’re pissing me off, I’ve been nothing but professional to you motherfuckers and you’re doing this kind of bullshit, alright? Call me back, I’m fucking pissed."

by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Feb 5, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

shut up john

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 4, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I still don't like you but for that comment,

+100

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by Yan117 on Feb 4, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

approved

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 4, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

LMAO. You all are such loveable rascals!

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by OJR on Feb 4, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm as lovable as a rabid kitten

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

UFC 143 Picks: Thompson - Rnd 2 KO/TKO, Kuiper - Rnd 2 KO/TKO, Brown - Rnd 2 KO/TKO, Figueroa - Rnd 2 KO/TKO, Riddle - Rnd UD, Poirier - Rnd 1 KO/TKO, Herman - Rnd 1 SUB, Jorgensen - UD, Koscheck - UD, Werdum - UD, Diaz - Rnd 4 KO/TKO(sig bet w/Cruz Jackson)

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 4, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha! Quickly, before unambig hits us with his big ass nerd dictionary, which of us misspelled loveable? :P

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by OJR on Feb 4, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck!

I don’t know!

Dictionary.com says we are both right. wooo, that’s a load off my shoulders.

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

UFC 143 Picks: Thompson - Rnd 2 KO/TKO, Kuiper - Rnd 2 KO/TKO, Brown - Rnd 2 KO/TKO, Figueroa - Rnd 2 KO/TKO, Riddle - Rnd UD, Poirier - Rnd 1 KO/TKO, Herman - Rnd 1 SUB, Jorgensen - UD, Koscheck - UD, Werdum - UD, Diaz - Rnd 4 KO/TKO(sig bet w/Cruz Jackson)

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 4, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

does anyone even talk mma around here anymore?

hate on me all you want, but I have never posted anything on this site except mma material. i never posted a single pic, if i write a fan post its an interesting and well thought out one….its hard to post on here anymore, cuz you gotta scroll down half a thread before you even find something mma related.

i dont get it!

by John G. on Feb 4, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

good for you

here’s your cookie

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 4, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I got a jizzed covered blue ribbon you can have

Fuck your fan post’s too . We talk mma all day long this is the best mma site around .

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 4, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

* I'm fucking with you ...........

this is mania

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 4, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

they're all fags john,

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Feb 5, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

johns post was one of the worst things I've seen on here drew

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 5, 2012 1:47 AM EST up reply actions  

your forgetting one thing John.

other peoples opinions. doesnt matter how great you think your articles are, if everyone disagrees or doesnt see it your way they will think its stupid!

by HEELHOOK on Feb 5, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm sseing alot of pussy shit going on around here lately

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by randallhumpfreeze on Feb 4, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree mmamania

owns be, weird bunch over there

Dont act like your shit dont stink

by MegaReem on Feb 5, 2012 6:37 AM EST reply actions  

and here

Dont act like your shit dont stink

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