Dereck Chisora suspended indefinitely following David Haye brawl on Feb. 18
So much for the theory about mixed martial artists being bloodthirsty savages.
British heavyweight boxer Dereck Chisora was suspended indefinitely yesterday (Feb. 28, 2012) following his post-fight melee with former WBA champion David Haye after losing a unanimous decision to Vitali Klitschko over in Germany earlier this month.
From ESPN:
The WBC said it is also giving Chisora a "serious fine," but that the amount will be determined after a hearing.
Chisora will be taken off the WBC rankings and is banned from fighting for its title. However, it does not prevent him from fighting for titles sanctioned by the WBA or IBF.
The WBC added that it is demanding that Chisora seeks treatment for anger management, "after which his suspension will be reconsidered."
The British Boxing Board of Control is also investigating Chisora's behavior and could impose further sanctions.
More details, along with video of the press conference brawl, after the jump.
The entire "Klitschko vs. Chisora" Boxing event was marred by various acts of lunacy on Chisora's part, including an incident that saw him spit water in Vitali's brother Wladimir's face before the fight and another where he threatened to cancel the bout altogether over a hand-wrapping issue.
Then, when all was said and done inside the ring (which was a mess after the bout with all sides still going at each other's throats), the post-fight press conference happened. And as you can see in the video above, it quickly devolved into madness.
Fellow pugilist David Haye was in attendance and he was egging on Chisora, who responded in kind. Eventually, they got into it and an all-out brawl broke out. Not long after, Chisora made death threats, telling Haye and anyone else who was listening that he was going to shoot him.
The moral of the story? Ban MMA!
For complete "Klitschko vs. Chisora" results and blow-by-blow, round-by-round coverage of the action click here and here.
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on top of that he got jawed and didnt land anything on Haye
both should be banned for life after they fight each other in the ring :)
What did you think id look like...
be honest aha - Me
I pictured you as a mid size fair skinned englishman
Not this furry majestic stack of pancakes - Scottidog
by Rampagelangford on Feb 29, 2012 1:07 PM EST reply actions
haha It was funny how he kept shouting he glassed him
when he actually didnt at all, that punch must’ve sent him to la la land
What did you think id look like...
be honest aha - Me
I pictured you as a mid size fair skinned englishman
Not this furry majestic stack of pancakes - Scottidog
by Rampagelangford on Feb 29, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Look below.. Haye is holding the bottle when he throws the punch
I agree with unambig, Diaz won that fight.
by enzo-enormous on Feb 29, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
yes hes holding it...not hitting chisora with it
What did you think id look like...
be honest aha - Me
I pictured you as a mid size fair skinned englishman
Not this furry majestic stack of pancakes - Scottidog
by Rampagelangford on Feb 29, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
If it broke and cut him.. does that count as glassing?
I agree with unambig, Diaz won that fight.
by enzo-enormous on Feb 29, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
'Glassing'
means actually hitting someone with a bottle
What did you think id look like...
be honest aha - Me
I pictured you as a mid size fair skinned englishman
Not this furry majestic stack of pancakes - Scottidog
by Rampagelangford on Feb 29, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
I find it amusing that a boxer whose job is to try and beat up dudes to a bloody pulp has to take anger management classes. Radonkulous
The only thing Lance Storm buried was his penis...deep in his mom's crack.
Canadian authorities have said that Lance Storm has been improving as a son as of late.
In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own".
What did Lance Storm sing to his mom for her birthday?...
We are family... tan tan tan tan (doing the jig)
Lancey boy held his own annual incest competition and yep you guessed it...he entered his mom
When a local reporter knocked on his door and asked lance Storm the whereabouts of his mother, he replied with much gusto 'mind your damn business, this is a FAMILY affair.'
Lance storm> Josef Fritzl
by banago on Feb 29, 2012 1:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
aha yep
he’s lucky the Klitschko’s have class and didn’t react to any of his shit he pulled at the conference and in the ring before the fight, because he’d be a dead man
What did you think id look like...
be honest aha - Me
I pictured you as a mid size fair skinned englishman
Not this furry majestic stack of pancakes - Scottidog
by Rampagelangford on Feb 29, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Wladamir is the governor of Ukraine or something isnt he?
Chisoro has some balls… or lots of stupidity
I agree with unambig, Diaz won that fight.
by enzo-enormous on Feb 29, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Wladimir is governor of the robots. Seriously though the klitchkos are lucky dereck didnt pull out a mack 10 and make sum red ukrainian gravy
The only thing Lance Storm buried was his penis...deep in his mom's crack.
Canadian authorities have said that Lance Storm has been improving as a son as of late.
In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own".
What did Lance Storm sing to his mom for her birthday?...
We are family... tan tan tan tan (doing the jig)
Lancey boy held his own annual incest competition and yep you guessed it...he entered his mom
When a local reporter knocked on his door and asked lance Storm the whereabouts of his mother, he replied with much gusto 'mind your damn business, this is a FAMILY affair.'
Lance storm> Josef Fritzl
by banago on Feb 29, 2012 1:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
"I'm going to physically shoot David Haye"
This is great…….
FUCK THE WORLD!! AND FUCK YOU TOO!
by Mr.Randy Watson on Feb 29, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
Put them on the next season of Survivor together
I swear to God, David. I’m going to fucking shoot you. I’m going to shoot you. I’m going to shoot David Haye. Listen, I’m going to physically shoot David Haye. He fucking glassed me. He glassed me. He glassed me. I’m not having it.
If David don’t fight me, Adam, I’m telling you God honest truth. I’m going to physically, yeah, burn him. So you tell him I say that. His entourage ain’t got nothing on my entourage.
"I swear to God, David. I'm going to fucking shoot you. I'm going to shoot you. I'm going to shoot David Haye. Listen, I'm going to physically shoot David Haye. He fucking glassed me. He glassed me. He glassed me. I'm not having it.
If David don't fight me, Adam, I'm telling you God honest truth. I'm going to physically, yeah, burn him. So you tell him I say that. His entourage ain't got nothing on my entourage."
by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Feb 29, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funniest shit ever……..he glaaaassed me yeah!
FUCK THE WORLD!! AND FUCK YOU TOO!
by Mr.Randy Watson on Feb 29, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
good
but when is mayweather going to get penalized for being racist , oh wait hes black and its feb .
" What would Sakuraba do ? " - Ivan Menjivar
by wooly shambler on Feb 29, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
right after Rick Santorum and Sean Hannity are.
stop whining wooly.
"i don't think people change, change requires re-wiring and thats a lot to go through, i think they adjust and learn a better way of dealing with themselves and others ... they don't really change, they do selfless things to conform to an extent to the expectations of the ones they want in their lives ..." -Dis Vincent
by rooseveltdunn on Feb 29, 2012 2:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
lol I saw him throw punches
thats it.. Chisoro shouldnt be impressed with his performance
I agree with unambig, Diaz won that fight.
Nvm.. I stand corrected from the pics below
I agree with unambig, Diaz won that fight.
by enzo-enormous on Feb 29, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Wait a sec let me get this straight......
For this a 1 year ban on Chisora, a fine, and anger management classes

For this 2 thumbs up to Haye???

In some parallel universe you can hit a man 300 times he wraps his legs around your head for 8 seconds, and they call him the winner!
Oh dang...
He did “Glass” him…
Thats some messed up shit
I agree with unambig, Diaz won that fight.
by enzo-enormous on Feb 29, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
look again..
He punched him while holding the neck of a bottle. What you see on the left side of the pic is the liquid flying out. The bottle is visible under Haye’s palm.
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." George Bernard Shaw
by Fat Daddy Doobs on Feb 29, 2012 1:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
So what is the description of glassing him then?
Swinging the glass at him? If he wasnt trying to use it as a weapon he would have set it down first imo.
Fist pack at a minimum
I agree with unambig, Diaz won that fight.
by enzo-enormous on Feb 29, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
glassing means actually hitting someone with the glass or bottle
What did you think id look like...
be honest aha - Me
I pictured you as a mid size fair skinned englishman
Not this furry majestic stack of pancakes - Scottidog
by Rampagelangford on Feb 29, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Oh gotcha... is it a British term?
I agree with unambig, Diaz won that fight.
by enzo-enormous on Feb 29, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
yehh its is aha
you can ‘bottle’ someone too, I don’t know if you use that ?
What did you think id look like...
be honest aha - Me
I pictured you as a mid size fair skinned englishman
Not this furry majestic stack of pancakes - Scottidog
by Rampagelangford on Feb 29, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Ive never heard it before
that doesnt mean it isnt used tho… Are Haye and Chisoro British and/or English?
I agree with unambig, Diaz won that fight.
by enzo-enormous on Feb 29, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
haha they're both English dude :P
What did you think id look like...
be honest aha - Me
I pictured you as a mid size fair skinned englishman
Not this furry majestic stack of pancakes - Scottidog
by Rampagelangford on Feb 29, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Makes sense
They sound alike, but Haye sounds like he has more of an accent imo
I agree with unambig, Diaz won that fight.
by enzo-enormous on Feb 29, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Chisora was born in Zimbabwe
Might account for the muddled accent
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." George Bernard Shaw
by Fat Daddy Doobs on Feb 29, 2012 1:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Makes sense
I agree with unambig, Diaz won that fight.
by enzo-enormous on Feb 29, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Who is chisoro? Choro when he goes batshit crazy?
The only thing Lance Storm buried was his penis...deep in his mom's crack.
Canadian authorities have said that Lance Storm has been improving as a son as of late.
In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own".
What did Lance Storm sing to his mom for her birthday?...
We are family... tan tan tan tan (doing the jig)
Lancey boy held his own annual incest competition and yep you guessed it...he entered his mom
When a local reporter knocked on his door and asked lance Storm the whereabouts of his mother, he replied with much gusto 'mind your damn business, this is a FAMILY affair.'
Lance storm> Josef Fritzl
by banago on Feb 29, 2012 1:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
well David clearly lands the better punch right?
Besides..Haye isn’t licensed! Hard to suspend a man who isn’t under your jurisdiction.
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." George Bernard Shaw
by Fat Daddy Doobs on Feb 29, 2012 1:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Assault?
I agree with unambig, Diaz won that fight.
by enzo-enormous on Feb 29, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
self defense..
Chisora slapped Vitali at the weigh ins, spit water in Wlad’s face and was approaching Haye in an aggressive manner. Then he pressed his fist against Haye’s face while holding the mic. Unstable fucker was BEGGING to get fucked up. and I’m no fan of Haye.
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." George Bernard Shaw
by Fat Daddy Doobs on Feb 29, 2012 1:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Makes sense
I would have swung at him if he was coming at me too… then he probably would have murdered me
I agree with unambig, Diaz won that fight.
by enzo-enormous on Feb 29, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
haha it doesn't make any sense, shouldn't Haye get the ban and suspension etc?
TRAIN BY DAY, JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT - ALL DAY.
haye let his license expire..has no license to suspend
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." George Bernard Shaw
by Fat Daddy Doobs on Feb 29, 2012 1:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
i do think he will have difficulty getting it renewed tho..
He was angling for a fight with the Klitchko brother and Chisora felt he was taking the shine off of his imprsseive yet losing effort. To put it in MMA terms, this would be similar If Rich Franklin had challenged Bader & taunted Rampage at the post fight and then beat Rampage’s ass after Rampage went after him. Flawed analogy tho, bcuz Bader would have to be someone worth angling after.
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." George Bernard Shaw
by Fat Daddy Doobs on Feb 29, 2012 1:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
The moral of the story? Ban MMA!
Jesse is on fire today.
TRAIN BY DAY, JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT - ALL DAY.
HIS ENTOURAGE AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON MY ENTOURAGE
They can always fight under It’s Showtime!
"I swear to God, David. I'm going to fucking shoot you. I'm going to shoot you. I'm going to shoot David Haye. Listen, I'm going to physically shoot David Haye. He fucking glassed me. He glassed me. He glassed me. I'm not having it.
If David don't fight me, Adam, I'm telling you God honest truth. I'm going to physically, yeah, burn him. So you tell him I say that. His entourage ain't got nothing on my entourage."
by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Feb 29, 2012 1:51 PM EST reply actions
Oh shit is on....
Fankie on an interview with Ariel
I’m saying it, and I’m saying it loud: I want my rematch. I’m not going to have these antics or play these games. I’m telling you want I want. This is what I want. I think it’s fair. I think the fans want to see it. It was fight of the night. I gave rematches to both Gray Maynard and BJ Penn,and I expect the same treatment after a close loss.
Is on bitches Edgar vs Ben 2 coming soon
In some parallel universe you can hit a man 300 times he wraps his legs around your head for 8 seconds, and they call him the winner!
THIS IS GREAT
Pure madness!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE WORLD!! AND FUCK YOU TOO!
by Mr.Randy Watson on Feb 29, 2012 4:42 PM EST reply actions

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