Maniacs Doing Work – Deuce’s Backyard Brawls
by Deuce02 on Feb 23, 2012 5:08 PM EST
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PrintIt’s…..time!! Yes, you read right Maniacs! It is time for the 2012 MMAMania Open Weight Grand Prix! It is time for you boys and girls to dust off those old gloves. It’s time to squeeze into the old fight shorts. It’s time to put the burger down and start punching something. Ah, screw it, you can punch and eat at the same time, right? After all, this is an open-weight affair. Come one, come all, come and see how long these maniacs will last. Who will take the 2012 title?
Before we get to the action, let us take care of a few housekeeping items.
Rules of Deuce’s Backyard Brawls:
1. Pride Rules – yellow cards and all
2. No scales, no weigh-ins
3. Fighters are selected by the commission*
4. Grand Prize of a date with Ronda Rousey not guaranteed and is conditional upon how ugly your grill is.
*note- the commission is Jesse Holland, a bag of Doritos and a Scottish Terrier named Max.
Onto this year’s matchups:
Deuce vs. DetroitDrew Preview:
These two guys despise each other. Who doesn’t remember the epic meltdown that led to the infamous ban bet? While Deuce is feisty, he lets his emotions cloud his judgment as seen in his fight with Jesse Holland last year. As long as Drew doesn’t let his hipster entourage distract him, he should take this one.
Motmaitre vs. cl4im3r Preview:
Man, who figured Mot for a Tim Sylvia lookalike? cl4im3r is a tiny man standing at only 5’2. He is going to have to channel his inner midget to get this thing done. I fear for cl4im3r's life.
ViolentMike vs. Yan117 Preview:
I don’t really expect this fight to happen. My guess, Yan just shoots Mike as he enters the cage.
MagicMike against AK
Quick! Someone die Mike’s hair pink so Andrew can work up enough anger to punch him! If someone doesn’t insult someone here, this could be the most boring fight of the night.
Jay vs. UlfMurphy
Oh snap! Ulf just called Jay a name but quickly retracted with a statement indicating he was joking. There is only one problem, no one was laughing. Which Jay will we get for this one? Angry or mellow Jay? Mellow Jay would have to luck into a win as I don’t believe his double will be strong enough to get Ulf down. Ulf is too lanky and he employs a rather odd strategy to keep the distance, spitting. Gross, but effective.
Shivan Tiger vs. ScottiDog –
If Shivan is allowed those glass containers he is always carrying around, he has a real good shot in this one. Scotti, feeling lean and ready to go is going to come out using the tried and true method of distraction through niceness. In other words, he is going to "eh" ST to death.
Dakatak vs. Cruz Jackson
In his pre-fight presser, Dak walked into the conference room, placed a brick onto the table and just walked out. Cruz responded by yelling vehemently that his infamous fall into unconsciousness was deliberate.
Jesse Holland vs. Sarah
Expect lots of attempted cuddling in this one. Sarah has weapons that Jesse just can’t defend against.
via i41.tinypic.com
The results post will come next week, after these fights go down. How do you think they will shape up?
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classic deuce!
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
Gracias
Everyone else was doing fight previews, so I thought I would toss one out there as well.
And, nice sig…..haven’t seen Choro around. Did he go postal again?
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
dunno - i have had this sig all month... I lost a month sig and pic bet on the Lesnar/Reem fight...
I dunno i just wasnt buying into Reem after his last few performances
Since last month i havent really seen him around – but then again im sparse around these parts at the moment – moving house has been a nightmare and still dont have everything unpacked and set up – cleaning BBQ and shit tomorrow so we can fire it up for 144 with the boys cant wait for this fucking card man!!!
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
Hell yeah man. I will spare you the shrimp on the barbie reference.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
And yet you went straight to "Eh"
Fag.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 5:34 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Jealous.
That’s what you are.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 5:36 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Canuck envy
It’s a thing.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 5:39 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
You Maniacs need to rec this! I laughed a lot.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
I didn’t want to put the President in harms way. You are hanging in the first row with big booty hoes.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
It's ok. I am a lover, not a fighter anyway.
I loved the Yan – VM, Jay – Ulf and Dak – Cruz previews.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
Ulf and Jay
That’s the hot bout.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 5:46 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Fair point.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 5:48 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I propose seeding on each side of the bracket like March Madness.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
If I haven't pissed anyone off to the point where they want to e-fight me then I need to step up my game.
When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.
I'd hit you and everyone you care about
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 7:09 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.
When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.
I would expect nothing less
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 7:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
it makes me sad that you used this reference
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
You can team up with VM against me P-Dub.
Let’s make this a fair fight.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
P-Dub will be my corner man
Since you already secretly had that little Brit in your corner all along.
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Hell in a Cell? Tables, Ladders and Chairs? Elimination Chamber?
Surely we can get something better than a mere tag team match to settle once and for all that GSP is a point-fighting pussy.
When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.
He is right you know.
P-Dub would have been a much worthier opponent than juvenile tard that is VM.
Come to think of it, disregard what I’ve just said, they’re both lame as shit.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
Puh-lease, homie
You are going down faster than GSP at a Dancing Bear show.
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by ViolentMike on Feb 27, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
They still do those?
I love when they wear little hats and ride the unicycle.
Now that’s entertainment.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 27, 2012 3:22 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Hahaha! Um...not exactly, Scotti. Think of sluts sucking stripper cock while said stripper wears a Bear head/mask.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
LMAO!!!!!
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It already appears to be that way as me and Drew are the two number one seeds.
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yes its a thing - that no one has....
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
it always bothers me that all canadians are called canucks
i immediately think only of vancouver
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
yeah it bugs me too
None of us call ourselves that.
There was a successful ski team in the 70’s that we called The Crazy Canucks. That’s what I think of.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
same thing being american and all my canadian friends call me yankee.
im from cali mother fucker!~
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by ricky~dooby on Feb 24, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
I don't respond to Yankee
"It is himself that a coward abandons first, after that all other betrayals come easily."
by doonerthesooner on Feb 24, 2012 7:39 AM EST up reply actions
Them's fightin' words there.
When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.
Scotti
Your Fucking Out
I win by Forearm Shiver, once I’m done with you, your only source of food will be diet shakes, cause you can drink them with a straw. Silly Canadian.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
Dude
You don’t want this. None of it.
Think about it. Do you really want me looming over top of you when you’re unconscious, able to do whatever I want?
Wait a minute. Look who talking to. Of course you do.
I’m the Mike Tyson of Mania. I won’t just stop at beating you. I very well might bite off your ear and have sex with you against your will.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 6:58 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I’m the Mike Tyson of Mania
no, to be a waste of talent, you must first have some talent. And we all know how your radio career went.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
i wasn't pretty enough for tv as it turns out
Not like you.
It will be like delivering a spinning backfist to drunk Burger King.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I love it. Heavy body blows by the HW portion of Mania.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
Sure. Cardio is a factor
The pace won’t be terrific. The footwork will be plodding and slow.
But mark my words. If i touch that chin, Shiv is going to fucking SLEEP.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 11:25 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 24, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
Does Marcellis Wallace look like a bitch?
"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 24, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
i wanna eat his heart
i will rape his children…praise be to allah!
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
meh im used to it - and i dont even like seafood so no shrimp ever on my barbie ;)
Rec’d anyway bro!
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
You really love your profile pic don't you?
The Jay and Ulf breakdown made me laugh out loud. I don’t get the Yan refference. Is he gangster or a second amendment guy?
Unrelated question I bought a new computer and for some reason I don’t have spell check when I comment any more, any one know what is up with that?
"It is himself that a coward abandons first, after that all other betrayals come easily."
by doonerthesooner on Feb 23, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions
that really backfired on you, didn’t it?
Yan wants to murder Mike. That’s all.
That may be in your browser settings, but I dono. I think Mozilla does it for me.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
I wasn't trying to do you wrong with that one I just thought is was funny.
Gotcha, well if this is based on shit talk I’m taking Mike.
"It is himself that a coward abandons first, after that all other betrayals come easily."
by doonerthesooner on Feb 23, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
download firefox mate - thats the only browser that does that for this site for me.
But do you actually go through the spell check?! I just ignore the squiggly red lines
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
It's a habbit.
"It is himself that a coward abandons first, after that all other betrayals come easily."
by doonerthesooner on Feb 23, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
I don't want to murder Mike.
I just want to see him cry like a little girl. That is all.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
Yan, I'm sorry, but I'm not really GSP
I’m not going to cry like a little girl and tap to strikes. Nope. Just not going to happen.
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
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Keep telling yourself that.
If that can help you get through the ordeal without pissing your pants, roll with it.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
pissing your pants?
Try to be original Yan. I’ve already made a pants pissing joke.
Then again, it does make complete sense for you to be unoriginal by only speaking in cliches or recycling other people’s comments. “I am not impressed by your performance”
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by ViolentMike on Feb 27, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Shogun didn't cry. Can you be Shogun?
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
Dooner - Yan is the General of GSP's Army. VM loves to talk shit about GSP. Like oil and water, those 2...
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
Yan by murder
Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.
Whilst you cheer him on right?
Cheerio!!!
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We've already formulated a gameplan
Your days are numbered.
Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.
Yan, gameplan?
You don’t say, do ya?
His only “move” is lay n pray.
I ain’t scared homie. 203 up in this bitch!
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Yan doesn't approve of your big mouth
We’ll see how smug you are when he snaps your arm in half with the new and improved kimura that we’ve been working on. Unlike his idol, yan doesn’t feel pity for shit talkers that can’t back up what they say.
Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.
If GSP can't finish a kimura on the likes of Dan 'Ardy
there is no way Yan can finish a kimura on me. In fact, as he begins to torque my arm, there is a better chance that he taps than me.
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You won't have time to tap.
Permanent damage is what you should expect.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
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4th gayest canadian on Mania
right behind Jay, Cruz, and Scotti
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 24, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Cruz is P4P gayest by far
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
Man ya'll bitches love me hey.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
i agree
i think mike has the skill to take yan, but not the aggression…if VM makes one GSP comment hell end up in the cage with a wolverine
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
"Not the aggression"?
Was that an invitation to take the gloves off?
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You're plenty aggressive Mike. Don't listen to them.
Aggressively cute, but aggressive enough.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
Yan bringing the heat.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
nice lap dog you got there, fag
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by ViolentMike on Feb 27, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
It's a browser checkmark
Nothing to do with your computer
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
TOTAL WIN HERE CLAIM!
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
How can mot afford a suit?
Or is that the one he will be buried in when he strangles himself while masturbating to anime porn?
When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.
That he drew.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
this is 110 % win sir
good work
" What would Sakuraba do ? " - Ivan Menjivar
by wooly shambler on Feb 23, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
man i luv ST and big scotti what do you want me to do?
"I mean, your ribs got the same problem that your hands and feet do: they're attached to a wimp."
Draws are for queers
I’ve already instructed Scotti to go outside and practice falling down. Once I’ve finished my beer I’ll head outside and glass him
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
I was a little lazy with this thing
ulf did a much better job on the last one, but at least it is a start.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
I wish I was able to put multiple polls up in one post
Have everyone vote on who the winners would be…
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
You can always do them one fight at a time.
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So you want to make that a popularity contest?
A beauty pageant kind of thing? With you little gay Facebook friends coming to your rescue? I’m out. I thought we were actually gonna meet somewhere and slug it out. My bad. Sorry for wasting your time.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
If there was a real street fight involved in the inaugural GP then I would have been sipping champagne with Gina in a hot tub, Yan. :) This is strictly a nerdy dream match up.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
Just going for that date with Ronda.
Do I try too hard? I see nothing in my MMA Mania rule book that can help me deal with or win this thing. Going with instinct.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
Go with your usual wit and weapons : Matrix pics, GSP gifs and Pro-French Canadian imagery. Use the tools that got you here.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
Someone sound jealous that I didn't accept their Facebook friend request...
But the truth is, in your profile pic you look like Richard Simmons and Prince’s love child dressed as Lady Gaga. Sometimes I’ll joke about being gay on mania, but I leave my gay talk here. I wouldn’t want my friends and family seeing that I am really friends with some old ass Canadian faggot.
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by ViolentMike on Feb 27, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
So should I be honored or offended that I'm on your FB?
I’m going with honored
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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Its a big time honor
And rumor has it that your opponent has recently requested friendship with me as well, however, I have not accepted. I have absolutely zero interest in being “friends” with him or his forearm.
Actually I haven’t accepted because I only log in like once a month, if that, but that first explanation sounded better.
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did I?
I’m not going to lie to you. I don’t like MMA. What I DO like, is to talk about hot, sweaty, well muscled, half naked, young men. With other men.
I’m generally here trolling for BJ’s. It’s safer than topping off hobos through a glory hole in the filthy men’s room, late nights in the park near my house.
Scottidog took my soul. He took my heart. He was right about Bendo. He was right about Canada being a dominant force in all things. He was right about everything.
Professional Sig Bet Record 2 - 7
Check out what I've been drinking lately
He added me too
He thinks this is kayfabe.
No way man. I’ll buy him a $37 Ukranian pale ale. Hell, I’ll buy him two.
After I settle my business.
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by Scottidog on Feb 27, 2012 3:15 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Ulf's was a classic but this has a lot of potential
Even if I missed the cut again. Who the bloody hell is cl4im3r?
Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.
lsc’s 15th account
After a botched kick atempt in the AFC championship game vs the Patriots, Ravens kicker Billy Cundiff attempted to commit suicide. Unfortunately, he could'nt kick the chair out from under himself...
by ClinchKing on Feb 23, 2012 9:48 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
ha! i only just noticed mm and AK lol
LMFAO
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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dont laugh
this shit is serious…fight of my life right here
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
yeah VM's breakdown still got me laughin mike
Can i referee??
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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you can't be trusted
been surrounded by all those criminals for to long, you’re probably on the take
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 23, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Niceness?
I admit. I will say eh a lot.
A LOT.
But fuck niceness. I will go straight to my secret weapon.
Multiple ball kicks.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 5:32 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
It'll be hard to kick me in the balls
when you’re trying to pull the shards of broken beer bottle from your skull. I always knew there was a reason Molson existed.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
I'm Canadian
And a former bouncer.
There isn’t much you can do with a beer bottle that I haven’t had tried on me.
Wow. That sounded gay.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 7:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
you started off with "i'm a canadian"
of course it sounded gay
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
!!!! yesssss^^^
hahahahahahahahahaha
" What would Sakuraba do ? " - Ivan Menjivar
by wooly shambler on Feb 23, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
+1
Win
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
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2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
by The Pride on Feb 23, 2012 9:03 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Mocking a Canadian's heritage is not the way to win fights
Haven’t you learnt anything from GSP-Serra 2?
Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.
haha nice one Davy
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
taking his side?
asshole
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
He made a fair point
Matt had a lot of hockey and French wine jokes. He sold that fight. I thought Montreal was going to lunch him. Kos just copied him.
That being said…those knees to the body that Matt ate seemed to be thrown with a little extra nasty for lipping off about Canada.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 10:05 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
*lynch him
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 10:05 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
you were talking about Matt Serra
lunch actually made more sense
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 23, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
I miss the guy
He’s a character.
I watched an interview with him from his gym. Mile Straka I think.
He didn’t want to tell his badass stories because he said he knew his young students would be watching. Very impressive.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 10:08 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
He made TUF 4 watchable
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
story time with matt
is like a religious experience…but hes very much for his students and the advancement of BJJ, doesnt surprise me that he woudnt tell his stories
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
who cares
GSP was so disrespectful towards matt after that loss…face it georgie, you got lit the fuck up, accept it and move on…dont make excuses
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
GSP was pretty mouthy well after the loss
Both fights were amazing.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 10:18 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
yeah
I learned not to eat cake for weeks leading up to a fight
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
ST throwing heavy leather early...
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
I would root for Jay or deuce for the finals, but they will have to go at it early.
Now, count up your crimes!
I would rootforJay or deuceforin the finals, but they will have to go at it early.
Fixed for you. No need to thank me :)
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
I think that first "for" can stay though, no?
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
i was giving you shit… not a grammar lesson
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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Just checked again and still looks like a failed grammar lesson
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
maybe this is a cultural difference....
In Australia we have another term for Fucking… That is Rooting…
So i was essentially saying you would fuck Jay or Deuce in the final but they have to go at it early….
Turned into a fucking geography/linguistics lesson now biatch lol
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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Rooting not Rutting?
Crazy fucking Aussie’s
"It is himself that a coward abandons first, after that all other betrayals come easily."
by doonerthesooner on Feb 24, 2012 7:42 AM EST up reply actions
never heard of any of that jazz before, no wonder I didn't comprehend.
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Jay's going to gas in the opening minute against Ulf
And the only way that deuce makes the finals is if he does an Ulf and writes himself there. I could see him beating moped boy if drew’s entourage are banned from ringside but anything further than that is a stretch.
Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.
drew’s entourage
which entourage? the scooter fags, or the star wars fags….oh wait, nevermind…
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
that's the Darkside to you...
fear it
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
Go cry about Natalie Portman
Those films killed all of your dark lord’s credibility.
Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.
nothing to cry about there…
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
+1
"It is himself that a coward abandons first, after that all other betrayals come easily."
by doonerthesooner on Feb 24, 2012 7:43 AM EST up reply actions
Ulf and writes himself there
I put the fucking disclaimer in there. :) We all knew who was winning anyway in mine.
Seems that the champ became too big to defend his belt, so this one actually has to be thought out.
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Haha true
Especially with a date with Gina being on the line. Now that ANS has moved on to bigger and better things than cyber GPs for pretend dates with female MMAsts it’s going to be a lot more competitive. AK’s still got to be the favourite though.
Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.
id rather have ronda anyway
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
Where is Ans?
"It is himself that a coward abandons first, after that all other betrayals come easily."
by doonerthesooner on Feb 24, 2012 7:44 AM EST up reply actions
hell yeah i win....
Sarah,
you know we all love you, but just like Nick Diaz, the rules apply to you as well. Here is your sig.
"I need to start letting my husband make my picks for me"
i mean who do you guys really want to fight with??
you want a 6ft blonde chick or a 6’2" action figure man to fight?
Sarah,
you know we all love you, but just like Nick Diaz, the rules apply to you as well. Here is your sig.
"I need to start letting my husband make my picks for me"
Don’t forget, Ronda is the grand prize. I am sending you to the finals in hopes of getting your and Ronda’s date on video.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
exactly,,,
Sarah,
you know we all love you, but just like Nick Diaz, the rules apply to you as well. Here is your sig.
"I need to start letting my husband make my picks for me"
I just tweeted the article to Ronda
She does read this site (kinda), so who knows!!!
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
Fag.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 1:34 AM EST up reply actions
It's tough to wrestle someone with girl parts who cries after the first hard shot
But I’m sure Sarah won’t hold those things against Jesse.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 5:44 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Nice.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
well done
"It is himself that a coward abandons first, after that all other betrayals come easily."
by doonerthesooner on Feb 23, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
+3, funny.
5-3, undefeated and undisputed, beat me ... if you can.
I clearly didnt learn my lesson the first time, The Pride has smashed me AGAIN. My excess estrogen has destroyed my life, I make Chaz Bono look like a real man"
Haha good stuff
Though I doubt you’d have the same confidence if you weren’t on opposite sides of the bracket to Mr Holland.
Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.
and i am NOT a cuddler by the way!! lol
Sarah,
you know we all love you, but just like Nick Diaz, the rules apply to you as well. Here is your sig.
"I need to start letting my husband make my picks for me"
I said "attempted"
and I didn’t envision it coming from you. Yep, Jesse, I am talking to you.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
Who is?
My wife told me I don’t cuddle enough.
I suggested she go find Alan Alda because that will not change soon.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 5:49 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
you should start real soon
you are running out of time
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
you really don't.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 5:53 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
You must be young
Alan Alda was synonymous with women’s lib, emotions and was essentially part girl in the 70s
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 5:55 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Who got more ass than both of us combined...
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nah.
He actually campaigned to make Hawkeye a pussy. It “hurt” him to play a womanizer.
No way he enjoyed ass on as many levels as I did.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 9:42 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
jeremy renner is the new hawkeye
looking forward to that
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
There you go. If that conversation went on any longer we would have learned about the magnificent aroma of Ben Gay or tasty prune juice "smoothie" recipes or the importance of prostate exams. Thank you MM!
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
i dont really like
superhero/comic book movies, but renner is too dope of an actor to not see that one
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
Not much to like overall and I am a comic book geek...so I can only imagine how a non-comic book person would feel like. Have you seen the preview for the reboot of the Spider-Man movie? It looks impressive and the cast is solid as well.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
Renner is the man and Spider Man has always been pretty lame.
"It is himself that a coward abandons first, after that all other betrayals come easily."
by doonerthesooner on Feb 24, 2012 7:45 AM EST up reply actions
I will forgive your ignorance this time. However, if you continue to make such uninformed statements, I will be forced to enter the tournament and make orphans of your children.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
Spider Man is one of the best superheros ever, imo.
"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson
fuck yeah
I was a shy kid and related to Peter Parker having a secret badass identity. What kid didnt wish for that?
Plus he was a smartass. Obviously I dug that.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 7:41 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Fictitious interwebs grand prix. All in fun man. This is the 2nd annual. These typically include lots of inside jokes and banter. Nothing serious about this thread at all.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
By how funny and self deprecating you can be OR how many zingers you can toss at your "opponent".
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
You lobbed some zingers his way. I am a witness. However, his dogged determination is a valuable asset for him.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
Leonard Garcia would approve.
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My opponent doesnt post anymore?
If he posts one time you bitches will put him through to the next level. I like Dak. But it’s fight time i’ll fight ppl i like.
My next opponent in theory is Scotti or Big Shiv.
I like this. i just saw this tonight.
I FUCKING WISH YOU PICKED UNAMBIG.
Last time him and i went back and forth. he had to leave mania for a Day.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 1:40 AM EST up reply actions
Deuce swore unambig was going to be in the tournament, but then he decided to go against his word and welshed on his promise..
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by ViolentMike on Feb 27, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
I suppose it was a failed unambig/welsh joke...
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Making the thread
Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.
Motmaitre confirmed my suspicions he's the biggest homo here
Which isn’t saying much really
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
Duece is gonna go all Leonard Garcia winging fags at people and he won't have the same success.
"It is himself that a coward abandons first, after that all other betrayals come easily."
by doonerthesooner on Feb 23, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
Drew knows how to push my buttons, so you may be right on here.
If we are fighting Angry Jay, not even Sarah can stop that rampage.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
Jay can be such an asshole some times.
I hear he’s a black belt in Dick-Jitsu
"It is himself that a coward abandons first, after that all other betrayals come easily."
by doonerthesooner on Feb 23, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
Jay and VM are the best shit talkers on this site. Bar none.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
Could be a brawl of Condit/DIaz proportions.
"It is himself that a coward abandons first, after that all other betrayals come easily."
by doonerthesooner on Feb 23, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
I agree
I know it’s a blog. But I didn’t talk to Jay for months after I started posting.
Best troll squashed, trash talker and able to make you believe that you are an asshole in 3 harsh sentences.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 7:00 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Doesnt' surprise me at all.
"It is himself that a coward abandons first, after that all other betrayals come easily."
by doonerthesooner on Feb 23, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
I'm glad you came around, Scotti
I only play an asshole online. I’m actually a really quiet guy.
Sakuraba would get jabbed to death by GSP if they were to fight in a prime vs. prime fantasy match. Beating one dimensional Gracie's is cool and all, but without wrestling you ain't shit.
i've actually avoided crossing wits w/ you
i’m not sure if your quiet nature in reality helps under the circumstances
"There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes. ~James Morrow
by F'n Clownshoes on Feb 24, 2012 9:20 AM EST up reply actions
Don't listen to a thing these fuckers say
I’ve only been in 2 arguments, but they follow me everywhere I go.
Sakuraba would get jabbed to death by GSP if they were to fight in a prime vs. prime fantasy match. Beating one dimensional Gracie's is cool and all, but without wrestling you ain't shit.
being held down by the man?
fair enough jay. i’m just starting to get comfortable here. i think my pending divorce has built up enough sarcasm and rage to accompany my wit, which in my opinion is what you need to prove your meddle on this site.
"There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes. ~James Morrow
by F'n Clownshoes on Feb 24, 2012 9:31 AM EST up reply actions
You're doing fine
I haven’t heard any complaints about ya
Sakuraba would get jabbed to death by GSP if they were to fight in a prime vs. prime fantasy match. Beating one dimensional Gracie's is cool and all, but without wrestling you ain't shit.
pending Divorce?
You call Deuce every night and tell him you love him and do you console eachother?
Sig Bet:
5-2,
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Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 1:42 AM EST up reply actions
it wasn't that I didn't like you
It was only that I was trying to avoid the wrath. Lol
You were one of my favorite posters as a lurker.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 9:52 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
As a lurker
Key words?
Sakuraba would get jabbed to death by GSP if they were to fight in a prime vs. prime fantasy match. Beating one dimensional Gracie's is cool and all, but without wrestling you ain't shit.
Haha
You can be intimidating to a newbie
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 2:14 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
youre just weak minded
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
settle down junior
I have pants older than you.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 5:08 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
umm, bragging about that?
and its not a matter of how old they are, its a matter or when was the last time they fit?
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
ha zing!
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 1:43 AM EST up reply actions
Mike is more inerested in the ratio of denim-to-bedazzles on those pants.
When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.
Mike's the best at pushing buttons
Even I’ve fallen victim to his big mouth. I’ve managed to evade Angry Jay though, I’ve always been on his good side.
Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.
fuck mike, jay, and england
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
You are lucky you are on the opposite side of the bracket as me
But I’ll tell you this, if you somehow luck out and make it to the finals to challenge me, I will Indian burn the living shit outta that left forearm of yours you will never want to photograph it again!
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
I'll be amazed if either of you 2 make it past round 1
Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.
Yan is too scared to even show up
I guarantee you he is lurking right now and pissing himself in fear.
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
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Yan's busy perfecting the superman punch
He’ll do his talking in the ring.
Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.
You wish.
This is the fight I’ve been wanting for years.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
So you are finally going to get a chance to fight your idol, a man you have looked up to for years
And even if things appear to be going well out the gate, you will still tap from pain by the end of the first round.
This story sound familiar???
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Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
sounds familiar to me.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
If Matt was smart he would have broken it
Could have potentially saved himself a lot of future pain.
Sakuraba would get jabbed to death by GSP if they were to fight in a prime vs. prime fantasy match. Beating one dimensional Gracie's is cool and all, but without wrestling you ain't shit.
seriously one of the most impressive subs i've ever seen.
"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson
do you really wanna piss me off
before our battle?
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
and you, Charles Dickens
1. you’re not even in this tournament
2. There is a fight on Saturday, shouldn’t you be busy working on a recap that noboby wants to read?
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
oohhhh rough
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
Charles Dickens, holy shit.
Made my Friday right there.
"It is himself that a coward abandons first, after that all other betrayals come easily."
by doonerthesooner on Feb 24, 2012 7:47 AM EST up reply actions
Poor Davey is getting it from all sides
Sakuraba would get jabbed to death by GSP if they were to fight in a prime vs. prime fantasy match. Beating one dimensional Gracie's is cool and all, but without wrestling you ain't shit.
just how he loves it
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 24, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
I won't make it either
This “Scotti is a gentle soul” shit is killing me.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 9:44 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I know how you feel.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
Yeah we need to start being assholes.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 11:27 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
When did we stop?
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Feb 24, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
careful VM
I know powerful people, if you’re not careful they’ll find you floating in the brite tank of your local brewpub. After they skim you out, they’ll bottle the beer and call it Juggalo Light.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
You could have at least let me have been an IPA...
But that Light will be the hoppiest light you ever tasted and will have a lot of marijuana flavored undertones.
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
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Well played
10-9 on that round
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
There you go...nice.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
Quality post
Scotti, feeling lean and ready to go is going to come out using the tried and true method of distraction through niceness. In other words, he is going to “eh” ST to death.
That one made me laugh out loud
TRAIN BY DAY, JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT - ALL DAY.
I was kinda looking forward to an easy squash match vs Chocolate Silk but I suppose I can settle for finally crushing Yan's skull.
And to make it even worse, I am coming into this fight with a shaved head so that way Yan will later have nightmares of his faggot ass idol GSP kicking his ass!!!!!!!
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Did you just refer to yourself with a shaven head to resemble the Honorable Sang Pierre?
You of all people? you fucking faggot.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 1:47 AM EST up reply actions
lol, I hated when jay and others said it about me, but now I believe I can use it to my advantage
When Yan steps in the cage with me, his natural instincts will take over and he will begin coddling my nuts and tonguing my stank eye
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
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by ViolentMike on Feb 27, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, and great stuff Deuce!
Drew hasn’t been around much recently. I think he is trying to hide an injury. I think you just might have a chance in this one now.
I fear for cl4im3r’s life. Mot is going to kill him and then fuck his soul with a a giant, Kimbo Spice supernatual boner
Yan can only wish that guns were allowed in this match…..
Magic Mike and AK will refuse to fight. Instead they will lay in the center of the octagon and 69 each other. Who ever cums first loses. Suck away, fags!
Great job on the Jay/Ulf matchup. Can’t wait to see this one play out.
Which big galute will come out on top? Scotti or Shivan? Good matchmaking right there folks.
Looks like Dak is going to no show, so Cruz will win by default, unless he trips, falls and KO’s himself on the way to the cage.
And Sarah is going to do Jesse in the butt and make him tap.
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
with a stap on of course.
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Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
WIN
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
hah, thats what you think
ill fight that kid, you betcha…ill smoke that little stick figure like a spliff, dontcha know
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
Fantastic...
I fear for cl4im3r’s life. Mot is going to kill him and then fuck his soul with a a giant, Kimbo Spice supernatual boner
Magic Mike and AK will refuse to fight. Instead they will lay in the center of the octagon and 69 each other. Who ever cums first loses. Suck away, fags!
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
lol
5-3, undefeated and undisputed, beat me ... if you can.
I clearly didnt learn my lesson the first time, The Pride has smashed me AGAIN. My excess estrogen has destroyed my life, I make Chaz Bono look like a real man"
Hahahahaahhaha.
I hope i make it far in this. I wish i had an opponent.
I secretley believe that Douche made this ENTIRE fanpost just to force a comment from dak. Then he’s gunna take it to Costco. Get them to blow up the “Print Screen”’d image and put it on his wall above his bed, Only so he can wake and go to sleep knowing HE was the one to force a comment out of Dak.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 1:50 AM EST up reply actions
HAHAHA
He’ll have to move the picture of Ulf out of the way, but I think snitchy might just do what you’ve suggested.
Sakuraba would get jabbed to death by GSP if they were to fight in a prime vs. prime fantasy match. Beating one dimensional Gracie's is cool and all, but without wrestling you ain't shit.
As long as the Ulf pic doesn't cover up his cum stuck ANS phat head, all will be good in the McDouche household.
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
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by ViolentMike on Feb 27, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
I'm offended
I’ve threatened more maniacs than most and am actually midgety. ITS BULLSHIT
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
by The Pride on Feb 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
You aren't even old enough to attend this event, young lad
Enjoy yourself selling 25 cent cups of lemonade in the parking lot.
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
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he's from jersey
he’ll be selling needles he found on the beach
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
No one wants to answer to the law for child abuse
it is bad enough we are corrupting a minor…
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
the age of consent in nj is 16(I know this bc I train with fcked up guys)
If I can fuck ur wives, I can kick ur asses!!!
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
by The Pride on Feb 23, 2012 8:46 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
maybe next year junior
you need a nemesis
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
this is the first time in my life where I haven't been enough of an asshole
I’ll step it ip
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
by The Pride on Feb 23, 2012 8:52 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I shd have gotten Cruz, he talks plenty of trash
He’s a bitch tho, it wudnt have been fair
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
by The Pride on Feb 23, 2012 8:55 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I agree 100%
That you should have been in the forgotten Dak’s place. He had been “too busy” for mania which means he is out molesting some random 13 year olds trying to trick them into being his fifth wife.
Keep complaining to the prick that set this whole thing up. I’ll sign the petition.
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
u mean I shud bitch, moan, AND annoy duece?
I’m in
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
by The Pride on Feb 23, 2012 9:01 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
*deuce
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
by The Pride on Feb 23, 2012 9:01 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
*McDouche
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
I don't want the child. i'll take a married man and remind him of how to act like man when your boyfriend loses.
Legally.
I want the bitch Welch. and every post he makes i’m gunna spam him with a fucking Welch’s Grape Juice container. Thats the fight i’ll ask for.
Please dont give me the child. he’s online too much for my Birthday weekend. Cocksucker.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 1:53 AM EST up reply actions
let's be honest
those 13 years olds aren’t random, they have to be hand picked so they don’t talk.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
hahahaha nice
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
by The Pride on Feb 23, 2012 9:07 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
That's horrible, VM.
Sakuraba would get jabbed to death by GSP if they were to fight in a prime vs. prime fantasy match. Beating one dimensional Gracie's is cool and all, but without wrestling you ain't shit.
you should focus on your own fight Mike
Petition? Pffft. You know I will just flag the shit out of it.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
don't b a bitch mcdouche
Ur afraid of me, but don’t let that fear dominate u
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
by The Pride on Feb 24, 2012 2:31 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
what is it recess time?
what are you doing on here this early in the day
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
Algebra 2 was less important
im home now tho
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
yeah, you'll do great at Cesar Gracie's
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
all honors muthafucka
with approximately 0 effort
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
doesn't count when your in the special ed classes
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
psh i embarrass the school curriculum
im fairly convinced i shud be teaching the teachers
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Of course you are. You are a kid. EVERYONE of us thought that way when we were tykes too. One day, you wake up and you realize you don’t know fucking shit. It will happen to you too. No one is immune.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
except for the select few
who are smarter than most.
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Right? I would have tripled the number of booty I have plundered if I knew then what I know now.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
Quantity over Quality.
I like your style.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 1:55 AM EST up reply actions
and i bet you bang every girl in school right?
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
not all
but stupid chicks love guys who trane UFC
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
and at your age they
Just Bleed as well
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
so a white belt in BJJ
at a no name academy passes for “traneing UFC” these days? learn something new every day…but i guess it makes sense, the combined IQ of the state of new jersey is equivalent to the half empty carton of eggs in my fridge, so if girls would be impressed by you anywhere, jersey would be the place
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
blue belt mother fucker
under 5 time Pan-am champion John fucking Hassett.
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
5 time Pan-Am Champ
just couldnt make it to ADCCs could he? thats unfortunate
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
yea it is
at least he hasnt gained 40 pounds after retiring from competition tho
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
you leave Fedor out of this!
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
neither has matt
next failed insult in 5, 4, 3…
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
50 pounds 40 pounds
ur splitting hairs
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
175 to 200
dont teach math in jersey either…what do you do in school there? do you spend the entire time just trying to figure out how to remove that odor from your state
odor means smell by the way, dont wanna overwhelm you with too many 7th grade words
and overwhelm kinda means make you feel stupid…didnt mean to throw another big one in there
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
words arent needed
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
goddammit FAIL
He’s like a slightly more talented butter bean
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Thank grade inflation
You go out there and start acting like a terrorist, you're gonna get Osama Bin Laden'd
To be fair you would have made a lot more sense being paired up against Cruz than dak
Dak’s been a lurker for a while now and I don’t remember him ever getting into a feud with Cruz, although those 2 couldn’t be any more different.
Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.
Dak is going to come strong for this one. He will make an appearance. That much I promise you.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
looking forward to it
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
don't worry
cruz isn’t making out of the second round, once I take off Scotti’s head and leave it in a bucket of spackle, i’ll take care of Cruz.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
I believe you once threatened to triangle me
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 9:46 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
probably
U most likely deserved it
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
by The Pride on Feb 23, 2012 10:03 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I just have one question.
Why didn’t you go to an MMA gym? Rather you chose a fallen off Art that doesnt stand up against Wrestling?
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 1:58 AM EST up reply actions
Only voting Semi's
Deuce – nobody in his bracket has the ability to withstand his leg kicks. I am too old, jay is too high, and Drew is too hipster.
ShivanTiger (sorry Scotti) – I will take the younger, more round version of Scotti in the most grueling, and gassed 45 second fight in the history of Mania. Since Dak is gonna no-show, ST only needs to fall on Cruz to smother his little ass. ST has enough gas left to do only that.
Jesse Holland – sorry sarah, if you weren’t really married, and Jesse had a legitimate shot at ya, he might roll over, but since you are the proverbial tease, he punches you in the mug right into unconciousness. Mot and claimer stand no chance against a Holland full of self-hate for ruining his only shot at sarah. Besides, Holland can’t go out like last year. With Sunshine gone, he actually has a shot.
AK – he is the only real fighter among us. He jabs magicmike right out of his bedazzled jeans, then proceeds to abuse Yan after ViolentMike never took the time to realize that Yan is a 2nd dan Shotokan black belt and gets napped in less than a minute, but AK’s youth will win a tough fight to get to the final four.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
No way I gas
Down 30 pounds since Christmas, my friend.
I’ll have Shiv barfing up his breakfast in 30 seconds
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 9:48 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
you breathe in drywall dust all day
you’ll be huffing and puffing before the glove touch.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
Shiv - Scotti is a tough one for me to pick.
I’m half way down the thread. and it looks like alot of ppl are on Shiv’s nuts. And scotti’s got a couple shots in. But possibly by right here Shiv’s ahead on scorecards. stay tuned.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 2:02 AM EST up reply actions
first of all
i dont even get an im sorry like scotty? offended…second of all, that little pop tart wouldnt even be able to reach me with a jab…i could just put my hand on his forehead and watch him swing and come up 6 inches short like a cartoon
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
lol
go fist pump somewheres else
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
i will, in the fight
but it wont be so much of a pump as a punch…and it wont necessarily be directed towards the sky as much as AKs dome
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
oh, are you planning on learning how to throw a punch for this fight?
i wasnt aware that punches were part of your skillset.
"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson
they are
and theyre even more effective when ive got you mounted which, lets face it, is like having a grappling dummy mounted…they hurt so much more when the head has nowhere to go but into the canvas…i kinda feel bad for you actually…dont worry, if youre too embarassed to show your face again after i mop the floor with you, i can take your place on your “big day”…id be a step up anyway
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 24, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
You would know all about how bad punches hurt while being mounted.
The only thing you’re gonna “mop” is your dorm room after i celebrate my victory you by having my bachelor party in it with your NFL cheerleader friend. There’s gonna be love stains allll over the place. get that mop ready.
"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson
yeah, i do know
because i train in a real gym with real fighters, unlike you who trains in what i gather is more or less a garage with a heavybag and a shag carpet for a mat and the only real fighter there is a mexican with the body of a palm tree who ran all the way to north dakota so he can be comfortable right next to another border again
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
u mad bro?
just think about how much worse it makes the fact that you’re gonna lose to me, what with all your “world class” training partners and “state of the art training facility.” Not to mention the fact that your 4 weightclasses above me. You can put frosting on a turd, but that turd is still a turd.
and FYI, i’ll have my very own “real gym” as you say in a few months. You should come check it out, you’re guaranteed to learn something when class is in session. bring your icepacks and your badages.
"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson
Nice exchange. This match up be FOTN.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
please
fucking lightweights. I already called in Dolce, I gonna be 265 lbs of chiseled woop ass coming right at these fools.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 24, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
youre aware
that im almost your size correct…well, not almost, but much closer than a lightweight lol
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
it doesn't matter
One shot to the knee and you’ll be crying like a little scottidog
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 24, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
haha
thats what you think…after a couple summers of physical therapy and my bad knee is probably in better shape than both of your good ones
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
we'll find out
besides even if your knee does hold up, you won’t remain conscious for long.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 24, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
yeah thats true
id choke you out so quick that id drink myself into a blackout state at the afterparty within an hour…glad were on the same page here shiv
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
is that all you got
chokes? clearly that catholic university of yours is clouding your judgment. I’m not some priest who’s gonna lay on the mat with you just to cop a feel. this is a standup fight son, at least until you get KO’d and fall down.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 24, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
MMA is only standup?
see, ever since you starting posting, i wondered if you were a real MMA fan or just one of those dumb, drunk retards at the events who boo every it goes to the ground…thanks for answering
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
only if we meet in the Mania cage
JUST BLEED MM
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 24, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
used already.
Default ignored. MM wins this exchange.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 2:05 AM EST up reply actions
if youre only trash talk is saying that youre going to win
you need some work…see you mention that im 4 weight classes above you, and so im probably about 8 times stronger than you, but how are you gonna react when youre barely faster than me…and in all serious, congrats on the new gym, i saw your ground technique in your fight video, you could only benefit from a better facility…but, i digress, you need to step your trash talk game up, and your girl just came over for another “lesson,” so go get yourself a book of insults and meet me back here in a couple hours
dont worry, ill wait…
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
Den beskedlige får ingenting
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
The style is Kenpo.
A lucky guess on your part or did someone talk? I have never mentioned any of that on here.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
detective Ulf strikes again
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 23, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Someone spilled the beans and there's only one suspect.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
Yourself. Although I thought you were a BB in TKD.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
+∞
very few non-practitioners enjoy kickboxing as much as Yan.
Consider it an educated guess
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
i feel like in my case thats more than a little illegal
do something moderator mcdouche!
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Just make sure you all come correct with proper ball protection. I get a little wild.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
So... I'm Here with my state of the art Chris Osgood cup.. Now what?
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 2:07 AM EST up reply actions
betters-listen to this wise one.
"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson
bettors*
and yet, youre also saying youre going to win, but youve done exceptionally poorly in the money pool…so should they listen to ulf, or avoid your info at all costs…ulf is occasionally wrong, but youre rarely right
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
i did exceptionally well in the one and only money pool i was in...at least, for one of the events lol
"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson
Bedazzled jeans lol
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Feb 24, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
you just came around to this one?
old news holland lol
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
And Deuce, keep this post gangster and spell it "Doin' Work"
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Or even keep it MMA and leave it Maniacs Do Work
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
The funny thing is Dak doesn't even post anymore
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
He reads now. Everyone who has been here for 4-5 years has times when you aren’t able to post much. Recognize, uniwhine.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
It's nice you hold a torch like that
Touching
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
Indeed. My sig is better than your sig.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
Now you're really fucked Scotti
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
You don't want to hit me
Last week you implied that I am hot and a “catch by Mania standards.”
Don’t think you will redefine rear naked choke on my watch pal.
Flattered but spoken for.
Scottidog I’d strictly for the ladies.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 23, 2012 9:52 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
damn shitty autocorrect took all the life out of that... had to read it twice lol
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
it's not autocorrect
he’s just flustered
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 23, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
AKs smart not to show up here
he knows hed get stomped, real talk…hes got about 2.2 seconds to hit me with a hail mary bomb before i take him down and get to work on putting him in a full body cast…then ill dye his hair pink so he knows he beat himself just by getting in the cage with me
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
Mike, wake up! you're obviously dreaming.
“going down” on someone is not the same as “getting someone down.” while you are obviously great at the former, its only because i let you do it (since i got sick of you begging me) and i coach you through the act. the latter is a different story. There are weight classes for a reason son. you will shoot, grab air, and then wonder where the hell i went. I’ll already be on your back, finishing the rear naked choke.
the only fist pumping you’ll be doing is in your hospital bed, with your hand under the sheets, as you cry about the loss.
"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson
bringing some heat I see
I can’t wait to retire you in the finals.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 24, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
I always bring the heat Shivan.
You should start writing a Beermania post about the best beer to drink after a crushing defeat.
"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson
yeah
and stick to a new york brewery…not only am i gonna win, but i think the only beer they drink in the dakotas is cow urine, theyre all just too dumb and not worldly enough to notice
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
im gonna wonder where you went
as soon as i get in the cage, if you turn sideways i might lose you in the glare…if you think you could ever finish a sub on me, someone needs to wake you up
and you told me the only reason i could go down on you is cause your girl was bad at it, but she musta gotten better, cause i tested her head game out the other night, she did just fine
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
idk why you thought me and keller would be boring
we both throw heat…only difference is, he misses
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
round ONE. left Bracket.
.
Deuce vs DarthDrew
Obviously Deuce has already won.. good job picking an opponent that just got his ass kicked a week ago.. Drew’s been MIA since i bitch slapped him. Deuce advances.
Ulf vs jay
im thinking experience takes this one.. Murphy is just too wise, and jay is just too dumb..
Old man Murphy advances.
Shivan vs Scotti
Wow, first thing im going to state is that this is FOTN.. in a back and forth slugfest, i predict Scotti gets bottled over the head numerous times, only to come back from near death KO’ing the drunken Tiger..
ScottiDog advances..
Dakatak vs Cruz Jackson
I’m not sure about this one.. I dont think Dak is that violent of a person, and i have seen cruz get knocked the fuck out before(pretty bad)… hummmmmmmm,
im going to say Cruz takes the win on account of not wanting back to back losses.. Cruz jackson advances.
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Deuce vs Ulf
Again, i’m going to have to go with experience.. Deuce can have his feelings hurt too easily, and Ulf would get all unfiltered on his ass.. Old man Murphy advances.
Scotti vs Cruz
This is where Cruz Jackson gets knocked out again.. good thing for him there is no brick wall behind him for his head to bounce off of.. ScottiDog Advances.
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Scotti vs Ulf
Old man murphy couldn’t use his wisdom this time because ScottiDogs an old fart too..
ScottiDog Advances to the finals, after he won a game of bridge against Ulf.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
I love bridge...
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
I love how that fucking video has been a hit on a here.
I got superman punches. I dont ever drop the date to the dance.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 2:13 AM EST up reply actions
right Bracket
.
ViolentMike vs Yan
my guess is VM would get Knocked out Submitted and lose a UD all at once.. he’s that much of a bitch…
Yan Advances.
MagicMike vs AK
well considering Andrew’s a mma fighter already, and MagicMike likes the color pink..
Keller Advances.
Mot vs Cl????
this fight happens quick.. kyu’s fire sword doesn’t help.. double KO. no one advances.
Holland vs sarah
easy pick.. Holland’s a man, Sarah’s a woman.. Jesse Advances.
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Yan vs AK
Keller is just that bad ass.. i’m thinking maybe a submission this time around. AK advances.
Holland vs no one
this fight didn’t take place.. instead Jesse posed for some muscle pictures next to his BBQ.. Tongs in hand.
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AK vs Holland
I know Keller is bad ass and all, but Jesse is waay to big for his 145 bag of bones.. thats BBQ ribs to Holland..
Jesse Holland Advances.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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why did you have to traumatize Drew???
He went from posting fat bitches on the friday thread, to serious poster and then faded away after you got into it with him…..
it happens.. he knew he would get fingered trying to have a go at me.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
lol
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
And here I was thinking that this OG was going to have my back...
If I was from England, I’d spit in your face right now.
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
haha.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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As long as he shares his post-victory bbq with me, im fine with losing to a beast like JH.
"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson
not gonna get there kiddo
sorry bud
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
fine with losing. stopped reading there.
You would be fine with losing.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 2:14 AM EST up reply actions
Finals.
.
Jesse Holland vs ScottiDog
OK. obviously this would be a great fight.. i know Scottis not bitch-made and he’s tough as nails.. But i have seen photos of Jesse.. Not only is he Rambo cut huge.. He’s balder than a mother fucker.. Scotti has that dreamy hair that bald dudes like Holland envy.
Holland wins via murder.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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I appreciate your confidence
And I think the betting community needs to know….I shaved my head months ago. Cue ball.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 7:07 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
yeah, but you don't have to shave it because you're bald..
that’s what would fuel Hollands fire..
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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I'm disapointed in you stink
how could you ever think that over the hill Moosefucker would even stand a chance against me? Scotti is taking a nap, quickly, and then i’m gonna stomp out that little bitch Cruz
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
picking between you guys was the closest match up for me..
it really could have gone either way.. if it was you in the finals, Holland would still win.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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I have the secret weapon to beat holland
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 24, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
i have to ask..
what could you possibly do to UberHolland?
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by ricky~dooby on Feb 24, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
all I'm gonna say
is it involves old VHS tapes of Wrestlemania, and a dildo. He’ll never know what hit him
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 24, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
Why you have those materials on hand is a question I think we’d all like answered
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Feb 24, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
tapes are his. Dildo is a present for his wife cause he's not satisfying here.
Live in the noww.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 2:16 AM EST up reply actions
If any of them have to drop out due to AIDS showing up in his/its bloodwork....
can I be the wild card. As you can see by my sig and pic…..im not to be fucked with.
Don't make me swing on you bro
Fuck you Mcdouche!!
put me in there against Cruz, ill fuck that Canadian up FOR MURICA
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
I think we need to set-up a few alternate bouts.
I am thinking The Pride vs. Davey and Stinkman vs. PDub.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
shit you could have an entire Bracket
dedicated to LSC and his alias’s
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
by ShivanTiger on Feb 24, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
haha
Quote of the thread
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by ricky~dooby on Feb 24, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Cruz talks trash to me far more than he does to dak
I’m touch his glass jaw, I promise
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
by The Pride on Feb 24, 2012 2:45 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Your a bitch though and your too young
And gunna say that til you turn 18.
Drink a beer,
Puff a j.
Pop a tab
and Slam a Rail.
Until said above list happens. Your still that bitchmade loudmouth kid from high school that i bitch slapped in front of all his friends and told him to shut his fucking mouth.
You’ve never been high before. Case in point. YOU HAVE ZERO idea of how the world can look like.
VM can back me on this.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 2:19 AM EST up reply actions
Youre already looking for excuses to quit
tapping to strikes before the first punch lands…
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
your just a kid ;iving off his parents... i think your pretty funny but you cant talk yourself into a fight you dont deserve to be in. if you werent chosen you now know why.
your still a kid that doesnt know any humility. you dont know what its like to be kicked out of your parents house cause you backed your dad up in an argument and wouldn’t let anybody not even your mother talk shit about him. So you leave in a fit of rage to head to Basic Military Training for the weekend, only to come back to all your shit on the front lawn and no where to go.
Listen cream puff i get it. your funny and you feel left out. Your just bitching and whining now. But you don’t have real world experience nor have done anything on that list above. If you have, please respond saying so.
But i’m telling you Pride. Your acting foolish on an internet blog calling me out in an internet fight.
Oh and for an update. That was when i was 18 and now i live on my own and support myself 100%. I purchased my own vehicle and got into a trade. So get off my nuts Mini Me you jealous cunt.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
ur taking this shit waaaay to serious bruh, chill out
ill just say this… in the immortal words of Nick Diaz… Dont be scared homie
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
I'm chill as a cucumber, i'm more chill than you.
But don’t come calling me out saying you can beat me at anything. Or else i’m gunna be like FUCK YOU!
Dont be a bitch and start whining you feel me?
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
This is like the fifteenth time ive said ill kick your ass(most of them to you)
im not stopping now muthafucka
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Ha cause you saw a video once right? Be careful here homeslice. That was drunken entertainment and one time show.
I’d take that guy in the video to beat you. I’ve wrecked him every time since. FUCKING DOUBLE POSTS are pissing me off.
Who did this? Shiv?
SOmeone dropped my Nick Diaz pic too.
Tom?
Jesse?
hahaha. FIGHT DAY!
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Oh okay. Its back to normal. Fuck that was the worst for a second.
FUCKING REEM UPDATE TAKING FOREVER ON UNDISPUTED! FFS!
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
yo what system are you on?
PS3’s online sucks asss
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
PS3
Just slower or what?
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
it disconnects so much
it takes forever to get a fight to happen, most of the time it disconnects. whats ur sn, i will fight you… lol
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
are you good?
Im on my bro’s ps3 at the moment. but I’ll fight you. I have no idea what his gamertag is yet though.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Im ok at it
mine is pride403, request me
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
*Pride403
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
ok at it?
Its my top game i’m good at. I don’t lose unless i play online. The guys i online are fucking insane.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
im like 5-2 online
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
hahahaha. i see what you did there.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
To be honest
i got my ass kicked a bunch of times in unranked matches
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
okay i just got this bitch up and running. I need a beer.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
im ready whenever
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
and lets fight at lw
i wanna be Edgar
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
im too lazy to do the online password shit.
Just whoopin pat barry’s ass as uberreem. Gunna tko him via leg kicks.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
its like 12 letters faggot
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
ya i'm also eating. I'll do it right now fuckface.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
invite sent. i'm dayday_machine
bring it bitch.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
lets go
i just KO’ed Cerrone
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Jim Miller hahahaha.
you would.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
I was gonna be my CAF(redid Edgars career)
but it wouldnt let me and i dont like the moves Edgar has. Time for a rematch
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
WTF this is why the online sucks
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
ya the worst
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
the fuck you bail for?
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
i didnt
the online does that
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
i didn't let CAF's be possible, Roster only.
Pussy.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Then ill kick ur ass as miller
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
The worst that was a good fight.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
fuck it. i'm playing exhibition.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
When they fix the online
we have a fight
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
sounds good to me.
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
ill invite u
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
nvm
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Haaaaaaaa. Yup. That waas me.
It was not the best day of my life.
But shit man. If you can’t roll with the punches and wake up every day loving life and chasin pussy then your failing at life right?
Sig Bet:
5-2,
1 PENDING - Shivan - Rematch(Tate over Rousey)
Taking New Bets. Hit me Up.
by Cruz Jackson on Feb 25, 2012 2:20 AM EST up reply actions
cant believe i missed this yesterday. awesomeness.
"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson
i can't believe you guys give me no chance...
i would fight naked and oiled…lol
Sarah,
you know we all love you, but just like Nick Diaz, the rules apply to you as well. Here is your sig.
"I need to start letting my husband make my picks for me"
the male brain would not know what to do..
fight or fuck..so you would be frozen just long enough for me to take you out!!
Sarah,
you know we all love you, but just like Nick Diaz, the rules apply to you as well. Here is your sig.
"I need to start letting my husband make my picks for me"
JH would just Ground and "Pound" you into a verbal submission that he will probably refuse to listen to...
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
but remember, he will have been looking forward to this encounter for years
due to this anticipation, there is a good chance he “shoots his load” quickly, at which point Sarah takes advantage. Everybody knows when a man is at their weakest.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
I could see you taking out Holland
Black Widow style.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
lol classic
Sarah,
you know we all love you, but just like Nick Diaz, the rules apply to you as well. Here is your sig.
"I need to start letting my husband make my picks for me"
Hey
It worked for GSP
Sakuraba would get jabbed to death by GSP if they were to fight in a prime vs. prime fantasy match. Beating one dimensional Gracie's is cool and all, but without wrestling you ain't shit.
That's a another regretful comment from you.
The 212th GSP Brigade is fine with your sarcasm and your self imposed exile away from service. When you come to your senses later on, we will always welcome you back in our ranks like the prodigal son of the 212th that you are. Your past services rendered to this unit are epic. When we come marching in GSP’s future triumphs, following some of his good ol’e time style beat downs, I’ll personally make sure you march with us where you properly deserve to be: ahead of all of us, standard in hand. Despite everything.
As far as we’re all concerned here, you are just a little bit confused right now and have been under the influence of hateful individuals. You’ll work your way out of it. In time. I believe it.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
What the hell was this shit?
I got like a quarter way thru your comment and stopped reading.
LAME.
Also, Jay came to the realization that GSP is not a fighter, he is simply an athlete that couldn’t cut it in any of the major sports.
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
by ViolentMike on Feb 27, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
I think jay can speak for himself.
In fact, I think he’d be offended to know some dimwit on the internet with an obsession with homosexuality feels he needs to explain to the world his thoughts and opinions.
I know I would like that at all.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
here's how it's gonna go
Vm vs yan
It is difficult to fellate gsp and fight simultaneously, yan will lose
Mcdouche vs DD
DD will run him over, unfortunately getting hit with a moped doesn’t hurt much. Douche by leg kicks
Shivan vs scott
This is going to be an abortion of a fight, think hunt vs rothwell. I’ll give it to shivan by being drunk enough to withstand an early flurry.
Mot vs Cl3mer
Calmer wins with dominating wrestling
Jay vs Ulf
Jay wins by NC as Ulf breaks a hip trying to climb into the ring
MM vs AK
AK wins by being an angry midget named Andrew, like moi
Sarah vs Jesse
Sarah shows some skin, JH prematures and gets embarrassed and taps so he can go and call his father to apologize
ME VS CRUZ
This is the kind of fight I hate picking on PG. we know the pride will win, but will Cruz’s glass jaw fail him, weak will cause a tap to strikes, or completely abysmal submission skills fail him? The Pride by domination
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
by The Pride on Feb 24, 2012 2:43 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
one glaring mistake with this
youre not in the tournament…i mean, AK cant beat me, but it least its plausible since hes in the fight
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
Dak in a wig on ice skates is a disturbing visual
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
Dak isnt even on mania motherfucker
Cruz has beef with me, not comic man
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
U dont want this snitchy
The other mods cant save u from me
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Pride should have had a spot
I think he’s hilarious
Sakuraba would get jabbed to death by GSP if they were to fight in a prime vs. prime fantasy match. Beating one dimensional Gracie's is cool and all, but without wrestling you ain't shit.
would the commission even regulate you fighting so young?
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
the bag of Doritos and Max gave him the ok
Dak has until midnight tonight to come out of hiding.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
I set the rules
and have been in communication with Dak. So, kindly fuck off Shiv. (I said kindly).
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
this is good, just hope he comes out of the shadows in time.
working on your manners I see. Rule number one of Mania, no one person makes the rules, so kindly eat a dick. ( I said kindly, not ravenously)
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
I would have preferred ravenously. I try to be nice when it was my fanpost. So, don’t get used to it.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
all good
so does the silence out of camp Mormon, mean that maybe we will have a comic to look forward to soon?
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
sorry
I meant a good comic
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
I see what you did there...
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
passive aggressive
it’s great!
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
Just as Joseph Smith came to us out of the mountains of Sharon
So to will Dak descend from the Wasatch Range to deliver his sunshine rainbow vengeance.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
Your skirting of the question gives me hope that there is a Mania God
and he is Mormon, and dresses like the Joker. Rainbow vengeance against all who dare cross him. Mania has been besieged by a supernatural boner, and our Servant of the Salt Lake will return to cast the demon away into the dark reaches of BE.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
I am promising no comic duel off but I am promising a Dak appearance at some point.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
That's a lofty promise. You better not be faking.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
nah
the comic would be a lofty promise, the appearance? Dak will come through.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
Fine.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
when are you gonna offer me one of those?
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
most
See Macdonald Rory. Or McDonald, Michael. Or alves, Thiago
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
that was a joke, there is no commission, this is mania lol
but that being said, theyre all older than you, by at least 3 years lol
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
They all started fighting at 16
which is what im at. Besides, Cruz is so little of a threat i have more chance of being injured by a fan trying to steal my hat
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
i gotta admire your persistence
but youre not getting into the tourney over Dak, sorry bud
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
put him against Mot
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
Comic vs Comic
it shud be me vs Cruz, Dak can challenge someone else
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Right?
Dak vs Mot and The Pride vs Cruz would have made a million times more sense.
No one give a fuck about claimer. Get him outta here.
It should be the battle of the comics and the battle of the kids.
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
idek who claimer is
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Dak isnt even here
Im the Daniel Cormier of this tournament, the alternate that ends up kicking everyones ass. not urs tho, AK got u
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
you do realize that some of my shits weigh more than you
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
Im not worried
Heavyweights suck. I dont even have to hit u, ill get on my bike a la condit and ull gas out after approximately 7 seconds of chasing me.
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
run kalib run
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
it wont even really be running
u will lumber towards me and i will walk around you. U best hope that u can get a 15 second KO, otherwise my flying fists of midget fury will grind u into the mat
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
my reach is rediculous
and I don’t chase, eventually you’ll make the mistake of walking into my range.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
this is all in one night like the good ole days correct?
if u dont have a stroke during your first fight ill be impressed.
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
I'll be fine
I had King Schmo send me a shipment of canned oxygen for between fights.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
hahaha nice
Ill send Nick Diaz over to corner you… its not cheating if the oxygen is affected by someone other than me is it?
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Mania doesn't drug test
so it’s all good
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
Shit, the site would be left with me, David WS and 3 posters from Iceland.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
cheating only matters if ur winning
ur losing to me anyway, altho with the pot smoke u may just fall asleep without my help which would be quite disapointing
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Damn right they don't!
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
listen child
youre not prepared to play this game…just enjoy the view from the sidelines and wait for your balls to drop
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
dont get ur panties all bunched up in ur tight jeans
u should back away now, while u still can.
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
This kid has moxie. I like him!
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
i said it before
i give him credit for stepping into the lions den, but i doubt hes gonna walk out without a few scars lol
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
Pride makes you look like a Giant
the kid might really get hurt.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
interesting thing is
im the same way in real life, ive talked trash from everyone to black belts to assholes at school who think theyre tough
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
and just like here
everyone thinks youre too insignificant to take seriously
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
we'll see shit head
im surprised at u MM, I figured you’d be more careful and wouldnt be typing right now. Wouldnt want tanning spray and glitter to get on your keyboard
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
he won't start channeling
his inner Phil Baroni until 2 days before the fight.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
thats not really baroni is it?
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
not sure
it showed up in a google image search for “gay phil baroni” the pic is from Sherdog
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
god i hope not
hes a douche, but i respected him because he usually comes to fight…id lose that respect if this was really him
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
maybe he just comes for the contact
or from
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
you respect the NY badass
the ref attacker? wont be hard to outsmart you huh?
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
after reading the majority of your comments on here
yeah, itll probably be pretty difficult for you
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
calm urself Reinhardt
just because uve smashed plenty of cans doesnt mean ur ready for the real deal
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
nothing witty or funny
so you just go back to talking yourself up…somebody help me out, isnt this like the first step towards admitting defeat?
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
Calling u a can crusher isnt talking myself up
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
but...
doesnt mean ur ready for the real deal
that part does though…not the brightest are you there, little Andrew
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
U said i had given up and was only hyping myself up
i pointed out otherwise, i simultaneously hyped myself and kicked you
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
find the word only
i dare you
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
fair enough
but usaid i go back to talking myself up… i never stopped, if no one knows youre the best, whats the point of being the best?
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
weak
you were doing better before…ive been getting the guido jokes for a while, youre way too late on the bandwagon for that to be funny…and why is now different than any other time? do the creatures you go to school with use more spray tan and glitter in the middle of the afternoon, as opposed to the morning or at night? come on kiddo, think these through…you wanna try again?
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
assuming your email is your real last name
I would imagine you are even Italian….
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
*aren't
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
hahaha
you would be correct…and a comment i made to AK before should really tip you off as to my nationality
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
I put that in Translator
but it didn’t know which of the three countries it was. The S or the F or the N
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
its the S
but i believe i have a little N as well…the F is actually very different than the rest of them, S N and D are all very similar
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
gotcha
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
god damn youre more off than Cecil is
This is prime party get ready time dummy. As you should know, Guidos take an estimated 9 hours to get ready(because they are muscular women) obviously getting laid is not a priority of yours, otherwise this would be well known.
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
the people who go out and TRY to get laid
are the ones who dont…youll learn that when you get to college and youre the only one playing video games on saturday nights
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
weak MM
obviously Saturdays are MMA days. Its fridays that are reserved for alcohol and whatever can be scrounged up. Like ST said Jersey=slut…and ur logic doesnt even work there, if i dont go out im not trying to get laid so i would get laid… your logic is flawed Jedi.
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
somebody cue up the "missed the point" picture
but its okay, youre wrong again, because fridays are not big party nights in college…its fun watching you be wrong so many times in a row though…how long can the streak last?!?
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
Im not in college dumbass...
so thats fairly irrelevant
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
well since we were talking about college
i thought it was relevant…they dont teach grammar or sex ed in jersey, idk why i assumed they taught reading comprehension
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
I dont see how insulting the NJ's public schools hurts me
that’d be like me making fun of yager bombs in an attempt to make u feel bad
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
the only panties i have bunched up here
are your sisters, you can come claim them if you want though…and expensive jeans are different than tight jeans – expensive jeans are what i have, tight jeans are what all those gay guys that keep rebuking your advances wear…but ill back away, i dont advocate child abuse
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
pride has a sister
she is from Jersey, she must be a slut
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
you dont know how right you are...
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
my sisters 8....
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
well then, I'm sure Mike knows some priests at his school that might be interested
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
na
shes a girl
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
oh right.
nuns then?
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
very true
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
(bromance)
5-3, undefeated and undisputed, beat me ... if you can.
I clearly didnt learn my lesson the first time, The Pride has smashed me AGAIN. My excess estrogen has destroyed my life, I make Chaz Bono look like a real man"
True
there is a good chance that Cruz gets KO’d by a light breeze outside of Mania Arena
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
+1
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Hilarious...
Besides, Cruz is so little of a threat i have more chance of being injured by a fan trying to steal my hat
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
abortion of a fight? You're looking at one half of the FOTN right here.
Of course Scotti’s fate is sealed. Just like Takayama, the big man won’t have enough in him to get by the legend.
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
what about a singlet?
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
sweet
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
but it's ok for Rampage?
fucking double standards….
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
whats wrong with spandex fight shorts?
i wear them all the time…shit, i just wear them when im hanging around my place lol
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
it was a few years ago when i modeled for that shot
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
nice legs
no homo
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
My favorites...
Vm vs yan
It is difficult to fellate gsp and fight simultaneously, yan will lose
Shivan vs scott
This is going to be an abortion of a fight, think hunt vs rothwell. I’ll give it to shivan by being drunk enough to withstand an early flurry.
Jay vs Ulf
Jay wins by NC as Ulf breaks a hip trying to climb into the ring
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
I genuinely laughed at my hip breakage...
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
glad u approve
I almost went with DQ for bengay greasing
Pro Sig record:16-9
"Fuck my life. Edgar lost. If only i could take the cock out of my mouth long enough to watch mma, i would have known that bendo is unstoppable. Goldmouth is awesome and i’m a fag who trains bjj just so i can roll around with guys, Fuck my life!"
by The Pride on Feb 27, 2012 8:57 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
midget?
5’10" 160lbs is midget status now?
"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson
i gave u the win
stop complaining
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Pride is lobbying hard
and we have notable no-shows from:
Cl4im3r
Cruz Jackson
DetroitDrew
Dak has been in touch with the Scottish Terrier and the bag of Doritos, so he stays.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
actually it's just a half a bag of Doritos now
Scottidog fell off the diet wagon…..
UFC 144 picks: Zhang 1st Rnd SUB, Mitsuoka 2nd Rnd SUB, Yamamoto UD, Bader UD, Cantwell UD, Mizugaki UD, Kongo UD, Hioki UD, Pettis 2nd Rnd SUB, Okami UD, Shields UD, Edgar UD(sig bet with Scottidog)
Sig bet record 2-6*
"I'll be able to slap it, but I'm not gonna have time to flip it and rub it down."
Kenny Powers
lean and mean
And I lift stuff for a living.
If you can get out of your office chair without the blood pressure spiking too bad or catching a love handle on the corner of your desk, then you will have your shot.
It’s my goal to make you beg, cry, puke and shit yourself before having your jaw relocated.
I’m strong. I’m motivated and I’m going to crack you so hard that your next kid will be born with a nosebleed.
Enjoy your original teeth while you can.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 5:24 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Love it...
actually it’s just a half a bag of Doritos now
Scottidog fell off the diet wagon…..
If you can get out of your office chair without the blood pressure spiking too bad or catching a love handle on the corner of your desk, then you will have your shot.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
both very quality jabs
but its been an even contest, im waiting for the kill shot
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
Shiv is one round away from being my gimp
A genuine leather masked submissive gimp locked in my cold storage.
I’m just kidding. No way Burger King lasts a whole round.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 6:48 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
no wonder you're on your 5th wife
Меня зовут Федор Емельяненко, я нахожусь здесь, чтобы забрать свою переработку.
Professional Sig Bet Record 2 - 6
Check out what I've been drinking lately
wow, bold comment
but you clearly know your audience…anyone else on the site who had been through a divorce probably wouldnt take that comment as well as scotty will lol
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
yeah well
sometimes when my bitch gets out of line, I have to remind my bitch who she works for. Who allows her to make her living. That right there was one of those moment, and I guarantee my bitch will think twice before she steps out of line again.
Меня зовут Федор Емельяненко, я нахожусь здесь, чтобы забрать свою переработку.
Professional Sig Bet Record 2 - 6
Check out what I've been drinking lately
Haha
He already sent an email worrying that he will go too far.
All in fun. Shiv is good people.
It will be a shame to cripple him, physically and emotionally
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 7:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
trust me
that wasn’t the would have crossed a line comment. And after emailing with you, it is apparent, you’re to involved with work, and not training properly, I’m gonna put a hurting on you Scott. I’m gonna take more out of you than your ex-wives lawyers did.
Меня зовут Федор Емельяненко, я нахожусь здесь, чтобы забрать свою переработку.
Professional Sig Bet Record 2 - 6
Check out what I've been drinking lately
I have that go for the j
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
jugular thing too
Not here :)
You can’t piss me off unless you’re trying to. Which you’re not.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 10:39 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
haha i love it
ur both gonna pass out from exhaustion
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
be nice
I could throw you 17 feet in the air.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 5:51 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
One of your arms would come with me big boy
stick with fighting other slow plodding HWs
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
haha
I got in a fight once. This little Vietnamese guy wanted to go.
So I told him to fuck off. He was half my size. He swatted me on the back of the neck and I turned around and said, ok, outside.
So I go out side a minute later and there is another Vietnamese dude and now they both have their shoes off. I think…,,uh oh here comes some Bruce Lee shit.
So the guy who wanted a fight lets out this war whoop and runs at me, launches himself at me with a straight up Bruce Lee flying kick. He gets me right in the sternum and bounces off And I didn’t budge. So I grabbed him by the shirt and fed him three short straight rights and he goes out.
I turn around and the other dude is putting his shoes back on.
Size matters dude. Lol. That’s why they have weight classes.
Learn that before you go to a party…..nothing worse than overestimating yourself and discounting 130 extra pounds on the other guy :)
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 6:04 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
2 things
1 calm down Kev, I don’t wanna hear what a badass u were in the 1990s ;)
2 karate doesn’t not work as well against larger opponents because striking is affected by mass. Jiu-Jitsu is based on the idea of a smaller man dominating a larger one, helio was frail and weak and had to adapt. In short… I will choke u. In a cheery and polite manner
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
by The Pride on Feb 24, 2012 6:18 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I thought I was the baddest guy goin when I was 15 too
Enjoy reality when it comes crashing home, Superman.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 6:41 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
if u dont have utter confidence you have nothing
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
then you have nothing
because ray charles can see that youre all talk
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
whatever u say man
it doesnt really matter to me what you believe.
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
obviously it does
it clearly matters to you what everyone else believes, or else you wouldnt be spamming this entire thread acting like youre billy badass or some shit…i didnt think id have to tell somebody ive only got 5 years on to grow up, but apparently i was wrong
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
we are in a thread about maniacs fighting each other
what are we supposed to do? politely inquire about each other’s day? the whole point of this is to mess with the other maniacs. u, apparently, have taken it far too seriously
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
i know understand what Ulf meant
when he said that he is surprised when ppl think he is actually upset
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Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
oh i dont think youre upset
i think youre trying way too hard to sound cool in front of all the people you consider “regs” on the site, and im calling you out on it…and whats worse, everyone can see how hard youre trying…do you really think im dumb enough to think you actually want to fight me in real life? its a fucking blog…just call it a day brotha
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
obviously i dont want to fight you
thats way too much effort with basically 0 reward either way. Im not sure what your not getting, this is a thread about trash talking. i trash talked to, because its fun
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1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
and thats all i was doing, as well
this entire thread all i was doing was talking shit, albeit much better than you, just like you were…then you said this…
whatever u say man
it doesnt really matter to me what you believe.
which, to me, sounded alot more serious than the jokes you had previously been making, so i got real with you too…i have no actual beef with anybody on this site (not anymore) so i wouldnt worry about me taking anything too seriously
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
alright maybe i misunderstood you
because i thought you had actually gotten angry/annoyed with me.
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
hormones are a mutherfucker Pride
Меня зовут Федор Емельяненко, я нахожусь здесь, чтобы забрать свою переработку.
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this has all gotten incredibly gay
im gonna go do pushups until i feel boyly manly again
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
but as you can see
people are clearly talking shit to those they have been matched up with…you havent been matched up with anyone, and youre talking shit to everyone…guess what, little buddy? thats not gonna make you any cooler or get you accepted on here, or make whatever fuck it is youre trying to accomplish, happen any quicker…now run along like a good little boy and when we want to hear from you, raise your hand and well call on you…thank you, come again
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
Come on, your not stupid
have you not noticed ive been campaigning for a spot this entire time. My first comment was about how i should be in this because ive messed with everyone… its not that complicated, what easier way to get in is there?
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
you should wait until next year
I hear the pretend date for the winner is going to be with Cyborg after her suspension is lifted and her penis is removed. You’ll have a blast with her.
Меня зовут Федор Емельяненко, я нахожусь здесь, чтобы забрать свою переработку.
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key word here
pretend
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1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
probably by NOT trying so hard
do you think everyone thats in the little fake tourney lobbied for a spot or asked deuce to make it so we could be in it? no…like i told you before when you made the joke about me getting laid, when you try to make something happen, at least socially, it usually doesnt
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
another key word
this is a JOKE mike. a JOKE.
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
I was surprised I made it
I still don’t think of myself as a “reg” after less than a year of active posting, but now that I’m in it, I’m gonna fuck you all up, figuratively of course.
Меня зовут Федор Емельяненко, я нахожусь здесь, чтобы забрать свою переработку.
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Check out what I've been drinking lately
lol
WAR brah
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
i dont really consider myself a reg either
although others do…ive been posting for like 2 years, and seeing guys like deuce, ulf, OJR, VM, Yan, Jay, etc. still posting as well makes me not necessarily think of myself on the same level as them, and since theyre regs, i must not be
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
pretty much sums up my thoughts
Меня зовут Федор Емельяненко, я нахожусь здесь, чтобы забрать свою переработку.
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Check out what I've been drinking lately
I've been here for less time than you
If you go anywhere almost every day for a couple of hours and hang out with the locals and old timers…you’re a regular.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 8:08 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Hey you snuck right in
Sort of like me. I just sort of showed up and MM got me a seat at the big kids table
I always know I like a poster when I forget that he is new.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 7:33 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Posting here a long time does not make anybody special. It just means we like the site and we are lucky enough to have a job with internet access. There is no special status. Solid posters always get my respect - whether 6 years or 6 days on here.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
I admit to being more comfortable with those I know
Advice from old man Murphy after I melted down a couple times.
No different than the bar. I don’t have to be friends with everybody to enjoy the time with my buddies. And I don’t let a few d-bags fuck up my day.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 10:42 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
this is what I'm talking about, OJ
Too damn nice.
Hate one person. Loathe them. Be unfair and judgmental.
Make it personal! We have to do this or be labeled nice forever. Fuck that. Let’s be assholes to Deuce.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 10:54 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Wise OJ is wise.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
TRUTH!!!
And magic mike, you are as regular as a man wearing glitter pants can be.
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
by ViolentMike on Feb 27, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
yep. when you're 15
Try rolling with that in adult world.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 6:50 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
i wont argue
u know more than me about it than me…
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1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Pride has been doing a nice job talking smack the Mania way. Good job. I will send you a box of cookies and some leftover clippings from my last haircut so you can glue on a goatee and complete your badassery.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
sweet
With facial hair I’ll b unstoppable
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1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
by The Pride on Feb 24, 2012 9:20 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yes, you will. But use the Force for good, young Jedi.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
OJR...
im a darksider…
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1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Is this you in your uniform?
<img src="http://
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Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus
I got at least 10 pounds on him
But I actually was Darth Vader for halloween like 8 years ago haha
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
by The Pride on Feb 24, 2012 9:47 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
you're just picking fights with anyone in the bracket
Go bother Deuce now and let Daddy read his newspaper.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 6:53 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
obviously
thats all ive been doing to entire time lol
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1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
I was wondering
You’ve gone full troll in here. Lol
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 6:56 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
This is a thread about Maniacs fighting each other
what do you expect lol
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1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
pride
you gonna be on the live thread tomorrow? I still plan on hunting you down if Kid Yamamoto doesn’t win, especially if it hurts me in the pool.
Меня зовут Федор Емельяненко, я нахожусь здесь, чтобы забрать свою переработку.
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Shiv
We have a sig bet tomorrow. If I’m not in the live thread then I will find you whether it be Mania or email so the winner can give the new sig and pic
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 7:22 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
honest opinion
as a broke college student, is it worth it for me to get the card tomorrow? 7 fights is alot of bang for the proverbial buck
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
how much cash is provided by your parents?
if it’s gonna tap into your food/bar money then no. The Penthouse Club in the city shows all the fights for free with no cover.
Меня зовут Федор Емельяненко, я нахожусь здесь, чтобы забрать свою переработку.
Professional Sig Bet Record 2 - 6
Check out what I've been drinking lately
and the internets has all fights for free
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
i mean, its gonna tap into my bar money, sure
but im not exactly running low on that…what im more concerned about is the week ill be spending in the bahamas shortly doing nothing but going out; thats the money i wanna hang onto lol
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
don't miss this one mm
This card has classic written all over it.
See it at a pub if you have to but don’t miss it.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 7:46 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
i will leave your new sig and pic in David's awful money pool post
Меня зовут Федор Емельяненко, я нахожусь здесь, чтобы забрать свою переработку.
Professional Sig Bet Record 2 - 6
Check out what I've been drinking lately
i may or may not be
depends on if my gym is having the fights or if i am streaming.
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
If you can get out of your office chair
i fucking wish. I was born with a tool belt on my waist.
Меня зовут Федор Емельяненко, я нахожусь здесь, чтобы забрать свою переработку.
Professional Sig Bet Record 2 - 6
Check out what I've been drinking lately
strap ons don't count as a tool belt
Even if it is gas powered.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 24, 2012 6:51 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
you left yourself open for the killshot right there
but like GSP I don’t have the heart. Lets just say your in check.
Меня зовут Федор Емельяненко, я нахожусь здесь, чтобы забрать свою переработку.
Professional Sig Bet Record 2 - 6
Check out what I've been drinking lately
ill take on Mot
Id prefer Cruz but ill go with anyone. Mot should fear my double leg
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
dont fuck me mcdouche
dont ever fuck me
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
^this^
Sakuraba couldn't submit my nutsack in his prime
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the only reason ur gettin away with it
is because ur still imperative to this process
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
I don’t think you actually said anything there. I mean, you definitely typed something, but nothing was actually said.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
I think you should ban him
Меня зовут Федор Емельяненко, я нахожусь здесь, чтобы забрать свою переработку.
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he wont
i have the darkside behind me
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
fag
Меня зовут Федор Емельяненко, я нахожусь здесь, чтобы забрать свою переработку.
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Check out what I've been drinking lately
Sarah,
you know we all love you, but just like Nick Diaz, the rules apply to you as well. Here is your sig.
"I need to start letting my husband make my picks for me"
fine..this is mine and ronda's date
Sarah,
you know we all love you, but just like Nick Diaz, the rules apply to you as well. Here is your sig.
"I need to start letting my husband make my picks for me"
We have enough darksiders in this. If Drew doesn’t show up, you can take his spot. Cool? Cool.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
...
"I’m trying to fight CruzSakurai, I’m trying to fight MotK.J. Noons, I’m trying to fight ShivanAnderson Silva, I’m trying to fight everybody. I’m trying to fight Georges motherfucking Magic MikeSt.Pierre. I’m trying to fight … I didn’t mean to call Cruz Georges a motherfucker, but I ain’t got no problem getting there and fighting the best people in the world. ScottieGeorges is a nice guy. I’m trying to fight AKJon Fitch, I’m trying to fight ShivanSilva, I’m trying to fight MotK.J. Noons, I’m trying to fight everybody. I’m trying to fight YanTakanori Gomi, Sakurai, I’m trying to fuck everybody up. Fuck this shit. This is fucking gangster fucking warfare. I don’t give a fuck. You know what I mean?"
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
which essentially means
you have someone who rides a moped and HIS lackeys…not much backup there
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
are you even in the pool?
or are you just doing so poorly u dont matter?
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
no im not
but i did well when i was in it…anything else youd like to know?
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
not really, U?
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
I have considered it. But he is young and knows everything, so I will let it slide.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
+1
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
Unambig VS Scarnon: Preliminary Event
http://www.mmamania.com/2012/2/26/2826504/ufc-144-card-of-the-underdogs
"Did you know that if you mix equal parts
of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice
concentrate, you can make napalm?"
Scarnon wins
because unambig is a delusional, tree hugging, Diaz slurping fag.
Condit won, Mark Hunt has improved over the years, and Shields out-struck Akiyama almost 3 to 1, regardless of how hard Unambig thinks punches should be.
It’s hilarious that he trashes Shields for not punching hard, but then trashes Hunt because that is all he does. Fucking clown.
I’m not going to lie to you. I don’t like MMA. What I DO like, is to talk about hot, sweaty, well muscled, half naked, young men. With other men.
I’m generally here trolling for BJ’s. It’s safer than topping off hobos through a glory hole in the filthy men’s room, late nights in the park near my house.
Scottidog took my soul. He took my heart. He was right about Bendo. He was right about Canada being a dominant force in all things. He was right about everything.
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I don't really understand not giving credit where credit is due
I was never a mark hunt fan and didnt think much about him beating a gassed out rothwell in a sloppy fight… but after Hunt worked Kongo he’s earned my respect… I get it now and it’s inspirational to see him make a comeback at the age of 37yrs old after 6 consecutive loses… just awesome
"That may work on the kid from Fruitdale, but we aren't here practicing to beat the Fruitdale kid."
Whatever happened to that Randall Cuntfreeze?
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
he got banned and now makes random accounts to spam porn
i liked him but he went off of the deepend
Pro Sig record:16-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
2 month Sig/Pic bet with theoregonduck on Poirier-Zombie. POIRIER
Sig bet with Goldmouth on Bendo-Edgar.EDGAR
2 week Sig/Pic with NNR on Okami-Boetsch Zhang-otherguy OKAMI/ZHANG
2 week Sig with TheDragon on Page-Bader. RAMPAGE
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