Colonel Quinton: Rampage Jackson will fight you for two dollars worth of fried chicken
by Jesse Holland on Feb 23, 2012 5:14 PM EST
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It's not unreasonable to assume that someone flying to Japan on business (or pleasure) would be looking forward to eating a lot of sushi.
Not Quinton Jackson.
"Rampage" can get sushi anytime he wants, because his ex-wife is Japanese. So what does he really want after fighting Ryan Bader at KFC UFC 144 on Saturday night (Feb. 25, 2012) at the Saitama Super Arena in Japan?
Fried chicken.
Not just any fried chicken, either, but the kind they sell at 7-Eleven for two dollars behind a crusty old case on the checkout counter. According to Jackson, it's so good, he'll fight you for it.
Hear why (via 5th Round) after the jump.
"My ex-wife is Japanese, so I get Japanese food all the time. But, some things I can’t get, and it’s gonna sound really stupid, but I can’t wait to go to the 7-Eleven and get that chicken that they have. I’m black, man. I like that little fried chicken. It’s better than KFC, [better than] everybody. That little fried chicken they got behind them little window things, man. It costs like $2. I go and I get me a big bag full and they be like, ‘No! No! You gotta leave some for the other people.’ I’m like, ‘Koku-jin. I’m black, man. You can’t tell me I can’t buy this chicken. What’s wrong with you? He’s like, ‘Go to the other store down the street.’ We got into an argument over chicken. So I’m pretty sure I’m gonna get kicked out of a 7-Eleven after my fight trying to buy up all the fried chicken."
This could be the first documented case of a fighter holding an afterparty in a convenience store, but after dieting and training for so long, I guess you have to give in to your cravings. I prefer the 7-Eleven nachos with imitation cheese dip, but to each their own.
Anyone think "Rampage" will have cause for celebration this weekend? Or will he "chicken out" against Bader on fight night?
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PURE WIN
" What would Sakuraba do ? " - Ivan Menjivar
by wooly shambler on Feb 23, 2012 5:18 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Rampage is full of win at the moment
this shit is hilarious!
Koku-jin. I’m black, man. You can’t tell me I can’t buy this chicken. What’s wrong with you? He’s like, ‘Go to the other store down the street.’ We got into an argument over chicken. So I’m pretty sure I’m gonna get kicked out of a 7-Eleven after my fight trying to buy up all the fried chicken."
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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Agree scar
Incidentally, I also love those little chicken at 7-11
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I wish i knew them - i really do - i love shitty fried chicken and all that great fatty food you guys have everywhere!!!
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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I like Page but his "Black" jokes are meh. I prefer when he starts clowning on other fighters like calling Keith "sardine", making fun of that guy with man boobs on TUF, the stare down with JBJ, etc.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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or when he's ripping on Joe Rogan...
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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ooops try 'gain
"Did you know that if you mix equal parts
of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice
concentrate, you can make napalm?"
try what again?
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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try again at gettin a username ya twat
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
ohhhh i seeeeee.... it was working before lol
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
Scar
We can’t see your jpeg image on photobucket
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all good it was just a copy paste jobby from another thread on mania with rampage suckin on the rusty trombone
It’s just unfortunate GIFs dont have sound anyway – its much better with the yoda voice – fuckin still laughing about that interview everytime i think about it!
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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Yes it did
And you’re gunna love it , matter of fact you’re going to cyber actively motorboat this thread ya feel me star ?!?!
" What would Sakuraba do ? " - Ivan Menjivar
by wooly shambler on Feb 23, 2012 5:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Im dry humping it right now
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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circle jerk anyone ?
So every morning this guy comes to my apartment complex to collect cans out of the dumpster he then crushes them .. turns out the guys name is fedor ..
CHOOO CHOOOOO!!
all aboard!
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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who wants a mustache ride
So every morning this guy comes to my apartment complex to collect cans out of the dumpster he then crushes them .. turns out the guys name is fedor ..
ohhh i like firemen!
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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funny im wearing my circle jerks shirt at the moment. coincidence? i think not
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by theoregonduck on Feb 23, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
i'm seeing keith morris's new band "OFF!" next month
should be a good time, that guy is fucking nuts
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by theoregonduck on Feb 23, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
you are a baaaad man....
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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a bet you cant ;)
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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It's not a stereotype if it's true!
Kenny Florian is 0-3 in title fights. I am 0-0 in title fights. MMA maths mean I'm better than Florian!
by tap or snap bons on Feb 23, 2012 5:39 PM EST reply actions
Never head of him. Didn't realise it was an actual quote from anyone, just sayin it, so that's kinda cool.
Kenny Florian is 0-3 in title fights. I am 0-0 in title fights. MMA maths mean I'm better than Florian!
by tap or snap bons on Feb 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
KFC everywhere sucks...
But i love to get stoned and munch on a bucket
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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ppppiiifffff .. canada .. its the mexico of the north ..
So every morning this guy comes to my apartment complex to collect cans out of the dumpster he then crushes them .. turns out the guys name is fedor ..
As a fan of mexico
Im offended with you comparison . Cuck fanada
" What would Sakuraba do ? " - Ivan Menjivar
by wooly shambler on Feb 23, 2012 6:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
anyone else think that rampage is gonna balloon up to 300lbs once his fighting days are over ???
So every morning this guy comes to my apartment complex to collect cans out of the dumpster he then crushes them .. turns out the guys name is fedor ..
And then we will see him fight Bob Sapp somewhere in Japan
On New year’s Eve
by jewjiffshoes on Feb 23, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
lol that would be epic fail …
So every morning this guy comes to my apartment complex to collect cans out of the dumpster he then crushes them .. turns out the guys name is fedor ..
im just glad he said he was gonna get the greasy chicken after the fight...
"Did you know that if you mix equal parts
of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice
concentrate, you can make napalm?"
Haha, Redneck Rampage! What a classic, had forgotten all about that game. Actually, I guess it kind of sucked, but either way, good job Holland.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
Nah man i remembered it A few months ago and was showing a mate all about it - fucking classic shit!
If i playued it now… different story i seem to remember the swamp boat thing would always clip on the edges of the river and shit but man its time for HD version! lol
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
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Oh it had a fun theme and all, I just don’t think it was all that great when it came to actual gameplay and stuff like that. Also that graphics engine was kind of horrible when compared to Quake which actually came out earlier than this game. “Build engine” that is, most famous game used is Duke Nukem 3D of course, but also “Blood” which was actually pretty good, and “Shadow Warrior” which is probably on the same level as “Redneck Rampage”, hehe. Yeah, I had to go wikipedia to refresh my memory on these things. Been 15 years already! Damn.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 23, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
damn! you played the new Duke Nukem?!
It’s like time stopped since the last one came out but graphics got exponentially better…. its fucking horrible gameplay man! Im an avid gamer and i play a lot of nostalgic releases but this one i could not finish!!! Give me pixelated pig cops and peep shows with pixelated tassles ANYDAY!
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
Yeah man, I had to try it just because of the epic waiting time. It’s so fucking bad! Like really, really horrible, just awful in every way. Graphics looks like shit, gameplay is like straight out of the 90’s, stupid level design, and just overall feeling of tacky and cheap. I only played for a few hours, because it really pissed me off. Definitely better of going old-school and playing the original.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 23, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
I think i got through two bosses... i wanted it to develop as it went on but no...
I gave it to a mate he played it for a couple of hours and gave it back…
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
Haha, okay. I just went pirate and downloaded it because I figured that it would suck, but I still wanted to try it just because. I feel bad for anyone who spent actual money on that crap.
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
you console or stick to PC?
I havent played games on a PC since 2000 probably…. I went console once PS2 was out i think and then never looked back
I just got sick of having to mod everything for a new game coming out – got inconvenient after a while
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
Yeah it was just the PC version, I got a new decent stationary about a year ago so I’ve playing some games on it. I have a XBOX 360 too, which I definitely prefer to play most kinds of games on. But I still like first person shooters better on the PC, mouse and keyboard style
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
yeah - i did with Quake 2 and 3 - first online experiences
But when i moved to console gaming – it was all about GTA and stuff like that and GT for that matter – no days i play a lot of COD on PS3 and EA MMA, UFC 3, FNC, all the good stuff which i couldnt imagine playing without a controller these days!!!!
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wanta some Wang?
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Feb 23, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
And
I have a blood-red Shadow Warrior tee shirt I got from 3D Realms. I wear it like a boss.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Feb 23, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
You are the ultimate geek - got nothin but love for ya holland!
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
Wow, really? That is pretty awesome right there. I’m officially jealous now..
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Is it this one?
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 23, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
pretty epic!
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
Definitely, it's awesome
"I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
by Horselover Fat on Feb 23, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
Where can we get that?
That’s helleacious
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Sig Bet with KO's and Knees: Frankie/Bendo: 2 weeks (Frankie)
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Sig Bet with Patrick L. Sturmberg on Hioki/Bartimus: 2 weeks (Bartimus)
i guess you have to go find holland and take it off his back yourself
Thank fuck fomr getting rid of Choro's sig finally... Fuck you Choro and Fuck Brock
Pro sig bet record: 3-4-0
ha ha
That’s the one bitches
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Feb 23, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Jesse
I envy you!
Professional sig bet record: 7-8-1
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