Brittney Palmer Playboy cover shoot sneak peek, pics and more
by Geno Mrosko on Feb 15, 2012 3:22 PM EST
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Eat your heart out, Arianny Celeste.
UFC Octagon girl Brittney Palmer is gracing the cover of the March issue of Playboy, complete with her very own spread, just like Celeste and Rachelle Leah before her.
Playboy dishes the vital information:
Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer is showing off the toned body that she's worked hard to achieve in Playboy's March issue. The stunning 24-year-old Las Vegas native appears on the cover of the March issue and in a seductive 8-page nude pictorial inside the magazine (on newsstands and on i.Playboy.com Friday, February 17, with photos online at Playboy.com/palmer).
Brittney came over to the UFC after the WEC merger last year and quickly became one of the most popular card-carrying ladies of all time. She abruptly left the promotion in July, though, to pursue an art degree and other outside interests.
But it wasn't long before UFC President Dana White was tweeting fans and asking if they should bring her back into the fold. The overwhelming response was yes and she made her glorious return at the UFC 140: "Jones vs. Machida" event in Toronto.
And now we'll get to see her in her birthday suit.
Talk to me, Maniacs. Is this a happy belated Valentine's Day gift or what? Check out a sneak peek pic after the jump.
Bonus pic because we couldn't make with the goodie goods we know you Maniacs so badly want:
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She has her angles but
Sometimes she looks like a clueless cunt that’s only thinking about giant black schlong. Call it like I see it.
by MauiWaves on Feb 15, 2012 3:24 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Wait a minute.
What the fuck kind of comment is this? I don’t understand what could be going through your head to leave a comment like this. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
i think it's the black schlong comment...
why define what kind of dick you think she’d like? lol
or is it the kind of schlong you like?….. u did say ‘call it like’ you ‘see it’
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That Geno guy replied as if a
Girl would. Grow up, I’ve been to a strip clubs before and know what girls look like when they’re thinking about cock. SHE has that look. Take a goddamn joke you hormone-less girls.
Made three of my friends laugh
Maybe you internet trolls couldn’t catch on
made 3 of your friends laugh??
was this during recess?
"You never know. I don't know. You know?" -Nick Diaz
You misspelled inmates
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by unambig on Feb 15, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no, he didn't.
he just forgot to include “Imaginary”.
"You never know. I don't know. You know?" -Nick Diaz
You should try a fart joke on them next,
that would leave them in tears
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I am a pro fighter...
I made my little brother tap
by PorkchopSandwich on Feb 15, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
You know that look, eh?
Tell me, when you registered as a sex offender did you explain to them that the girl wanted it?
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HA!
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lol
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I’ve been to a strip clubs before
Would you like a pat on the back, or are you really 13 years old?
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
Holy shit is this post filled with
WOMEN?!?!?!?!? GODDAMN
Says the guy who desperately wants a bunch of strangers to know he “has been to a strip club”. Cool story guy!
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
I mentioned it because
Obviously nobody on this site has been to one or they’d know the LOOK and could actually laugh at the post instead of crying and trying to make someone look bad,
Is there a different look they get when they think about different colours of penis?
Inform us on the science
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You guys are honestly VERY
Emotional. Like wow.
He did
He is now thing about Chinese penises
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lmao
5-2, undefeated and undisputed, beat me ... if you can.
On Fuel = Ellenburger DEC, Herman KO2, Simpson DEC, Menjivar TKO1, Miocic KO2, Dillashaw DEC, Brookins DEC, Loeffler DEC, Salas DEC, Magalhaes DEC
+1 yes to total joke failure
MauiWaves please go down to beach, tie heavy stone to ankle, begin swimming as far as you can.
..."I really hate the expert opinion. If you were a fucking expert, you'd be doing it."
- Daniel Craig
We don't need your racist filth on this site. I flagged your posts as hate speech.
When Holland sees this you’re gone.
"It’s Mark Pavelich calling from the Maximum Fighting Championship,
I’ve just received notice that Drew Fickett or you, I don’t care which one of you fuckers did it, has signed a contract to fight in Strikeforce this fucking weekend. I’m going to get on a fucking plane soon and go where you’re at and choke you the fuck out. I’m telling you right now, I’ve had enough of your fucking shit. First of all, I’ve sent you the fucking pictures and secondly, I placed Drew Fickett in a fight fucking months ago and five weeks prior to my main event of my fucking fight card. You’re going to give me a fucking call tomorrow or I swear I’ll get on a fucking plane and go right where you’re at right now. You’re pissing me off, I’ve been nothing but professional to you motherfuckers and you’re doing this kind of bullshit, alright? Call me back, I’m fucking pissed."
by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Feb 16, 2012 2:31 AM EST up reply actions
that "look" the stippers give is not for your cock, it's for your money.
"You never know. I don't know. You know?" -Nick Diaz
by Two_Words on Feb 15, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You listen to JRE...
Joe would laugh at this, so just shut the fuck up. Have you heard Joey Diaz talk? Grow up little one
Just cause I'm not
Joey Diaz doesn’t mean I can’t make ONE joke. Lighten up you hormone-less cunts. Get your dick sucked every once in a while, live a little you trapped trolls.
All this guy got is some lame Ellenbuger youtube video and black cock eyes
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see...you can't recycle other people jokes and think it'll be just as funny....Mr.Mencia.
"You never know. I don't know. You know?" -Nick Diaz
Joe would approve of that comment, fuckin Mencia
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I didn't?
I made it up myself. You’re irrelavent
Irrelavent;
Not significant, not relevant. Unrelated to the matter being considered.
I like to put fish sticks in my mouth
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Irrelevant
Your spelling of irrelavent was irrelevant.
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
Why can't one person talk to me
At a time? What’s with this all jumping on one guy bullshit about?
Because even if I have
A valid point, all everyone does is say something irrelevant and everyone gets off topic.
you're just too easy of a mark to pass up, everyone wants a go
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Too bad
Everyone on this post probably couldn’t even execute a submission if their life depended on it so that’s why they sit on this sit and rip on anyone who isn’t perfect
Who sits on shit?
OR is that slang for sitting on a “giant black schlong?”
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I actually learned to counter those pesky submissions as well. Does that make me good enough to hate on Britnney Palmer now? I can do subs.
Good and hating on Britney are mutually exclusive. Don’t make me submission you too.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
What do you have against them? Are you racist?
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hater
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April 29th, 2011 tends to disagree with you.
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When you had your CT spring vacation.
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I thought that only counted if you left the country?
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That's why I enjoy it so much more when you visit CT rather than thysa versa
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Not really
You just have nothing better to do with your time but call out someone who isn’t saying what you want them to say.
Should have went with "little white cock"
That is right up Deuce’s alley!
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Ok I said
Dick maybe once and now everyone is using that as an excuse to talk about dicks. Should I be creeped out?
It's called a gangbang, MauiWaves
You should know all about that
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dude, you are 13. you will still develop a sense of humor, don't worry. It's just you are not funny right now.
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obviously no one has been to a strip club? You do realize all you need is a ride and about $5 to get into most strip clubs, right? Your contention is that a site filled with grown ass men haven’t been. Gotcha. Another fine story there buddy.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
He sounds like such a bad ass.
I bet he even smoked the mary jane a time or two.
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I like that...
You interpret girls looks in strip clubs as wanting cock… they want $$… You’re ego plus pure dumbass = the kinda suckers that max out cards, get fake numbered and tell your friends about “this hot slut I was about to throw it to”
by PorkchopSandwich on Feb 15, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Big black cocks are always on Maui’s mind
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Geno he said black ban him!
bloody queef bubble
by wooly shambler on Feb 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I was actually told to delete it
and after seeing his stupid responses after it I thought about just getting rid of him but you Maniacs are doing such a good job bombing him, there’s no need for me to send him off.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
Does
Anybody care? Like legitimate question, not trying to be a prick
he holds your future here in his hand
you should
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No reason to do any
Repercussions, everyone has said more sexual/offensive/racist things than I ever have. So I’m not too worried. Everyone else on the other hand…
If you banned me you'd have
To ban everyone, I’m not even on the cusp of how racist/offensive as the trolls on here are
No Dana doesn't have that kind of power
Brittany is probably sexting geno and promises him some extra photos if he deletes that rediculous comment up top .
bloody queef bubble
by wooly shambler on Feb 15, 2012 4:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
dont delete it.
it wasn’t bad, it was just stupid. we gave him a whoopin for it.
"You never know. I don't know. You know?" -Nick Diaz
if this was bloodyelbow you woulda been banned after the first post.
"You never know. I don't know. You know?" -Nick Diaz
That's irrelavent
Because everyone on this post has said just as many racist/offensive comments as I have if more, actually more… Much more…
giant black cuntwagon!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA, see how much funnier it is that way! o_O
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Everyone on here just needs to get
Laid and maybe nobody would be so freaked about when one guy randomly has an opinion on what goes through Brittany’s head… Like I said, just a bunch of goddamn hormone-less girls on this post.
You seem to be the only one that is taking it all serious. Like maybe your hormones are flaring. I see everyone else just having fun
+∞
WIN
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How?
Everyone jumped on me like a pack of Hyena’s are you kidding me? LOL now it’s clear this is all a joke.
Of course its a joke. Your idiotic first comment prompted everyone to use you as a reason to get in some good laughs.
Nah, at first maybe
But it continued and the momentum turned into a bunch of nerds talking about DP and what not. I said one thing about what I thought Palmer thinks and everyone jumped on that queer wagon.
You're very snobby for a guy who doesn't like DP
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
I ain't joking. You suck.
"It’s Mark Pavelich calling from the Maximum Fighting Championship,
I’ve just received notice that Drew Fickett or you, I don’t care which one of you fuckers did it, has signed a contract to fight in Strikeforce this fucking weekend. I’m going to get on a fucking plane soon and go where you’re at and choke you the fuck out. I’m telling you right now, I’ve had enough of your fucking shit. First of all, I’ve sent you the fucking pictures and secondly, I placed Drew Fickett in a fight fucking months ago and five weeks prior to my main event of my fucking fight card. You’re going to give me a fucking call tomorrow or I swear I’ll get on a fucking plane and go right where you’re at right now. You’re pissing me off, I’ve been nothing but professional to you motherfuckers and you’re doing this kind of bullshit, alright? Call me back, I’m fucking pissed."
by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Feb 16, 2012 2:36 AM EST up reply actions
welcome to Mania
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Don't bring jay into this...
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Nice one Ulf, I damn near chuckled!
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Funny
Everyone is just proving my point, I run this shit without anybody even knowing
I'm getting laid as we speak
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by wooly shambler on Feb 15, 2012 4:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Ah the old doggy style with laptop on her back trick. I am very familiar.
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don't pull out
it never ends well
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I JUST CHUCKLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Weekly Quota of VM Chuckles: CHECK
I am taking thet rest of the week off
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Weekly?
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despite the fact that all of BE loves the giant black schlong in their personal lives.
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Like I said
I said something about what Brittany thinks ONCE and now everybody is using it as an excuse to talk about cocks. Quit it, you gave your position away fairly quick. Homo’s
Stop saying she only thinks it once. Maybe she likes more than one, as in the DP mentioned below
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us, homos????
Says the guy who sees a pic of Britanny Palmer and the first image in his mind is black dicks. Yup, we are the gay ones…
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Read my earlier posts and it will
Clear up any confusion little one
read them all, fag
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Spoken like a true ahole
with a very small penis
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.....and I'm all out of bubble gum!!!
by TillaDaDrilla on Feb 15, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
Not bein funny but...
WTF have they done too her face!!!!
Photoshop fail!!
Kenny Florian is 0-3 in title fights. I am 0-0 in title fights. MMA maths mean I'm better than Florian!
by tap or snap bons on Feb 15, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions
yep, looks like shit. Playboy always manages to make natural girls look like garbage.
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All porno magazines seem to airbrush the detail out, which really ruins it in my opinion
I like to see the lines and creases and spots
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
yep, they just make them look like dolls. The human distinctions are what makes them hot.
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You can tell if a girl is really nasty because she's mainly pastel coloured
Which means they airbrushed out all the zits and scars and ingrown hairs
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
that it.... we want a better peak at this.....FAIL.
by slick n the wind on Feb 15, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions
you want a better peak? Kilimanjaro i supposed to be beatiful.
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Ironically you spelled almost every word wrong in that sentence
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
Free passed the 3rd grade.
O wut a glorious dayyyeeaayyy!
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
* who ever seen Billy Madison =D
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Rock - r-o-k? ....yea what's your point?? r-o-C-k!!
OHHHH the “c” is silentttt
by Blunt n' Beer on Feb 15, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
DP or GTFO
(J/K)
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
yup
this aint 1996. Porn is free, playboy sucks.
"You never know. I don't know. You know?" -Nick Diaz
unless Britney is in it
I don’t need to see her being abused gangbang style. Actually, I really don’t want to see it.
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Aw, that's sweet
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
I am just that kind of guy
If someone is violating her, I want it to be me.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
LOL
You’d prefer to wreck that rabbit, eh?
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
What is "DP"?
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Delightful Playtime
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
double penetration... come on Mike, get with the lingo
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ahhhhh. I typically refer to that as "Thursday"
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You have a very tolerant wife then
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
In all honesty though, DP doesn't get me going
And I kinda worry about the type of people that are into it…
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I really don’t see anyway to avoid the awkwardness. Lots and lots of awkwardness.
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+∞
A friend told me that he could feel his cohort.
No Bueno.
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Hmmmm, now I got a question
Say you walked in on Tiki Ghosen banging Brittany and Brittany shouts out, come here, I’ll suck your cock too. What do you do?
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Personally, I accept it in this instance and focus my attention on her face.
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but you will undoubtedly get moved by his thrusting (I am a little sick now)
Not at this point in my life. Maybe 15 years ago.
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I worked too hard in my life to share
I am lazy these days.
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Not with Tiki
That’s a dealbreaker… I’d still be flaccid
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
Every woman fantasizes about two men at the same time
Both working while she lays around at home.
I know, it’s a super lame joke.
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
Ahh, I do see how the ladies would be into it
but dudes? Really?
Like when these same people pass by a hot chick, do they think to themselves, “ooooh, I would so love to see my cousin hit that pussy while I clang testicles with him.”
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A friend of mine told me a very disturbing story about how he and his cousin double teamed a girl
I mean, two friends is bad enough but with YOUR COUSIN? No man, just no.
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
Yeah that's what he did
But it’s still his cousin
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
Hell yeah.
Threads like this are why I love Mania.
You fuckers make the day go by quick.
I’m too busy to mess with the racist retard. Looks like you guys got it anyway.
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by Scottidog on Feb 15, 2012 5:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Seriously though do they blow a fan in the face of these girls to get their hair like that?
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
that's actually exactly what they do... in case it was a serious question
TRAIN BY DAY, JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT - ALL DAY.
GREAT!! now i have a erection at work ..
So every morning this guy comes to my apartment complex to collect cans out of the dumpster he then crushes them .. turns out the guys name is fedor ..
So, in other words it's an ordinary day for you
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
symmetry my man
once those girls are pulled out, it will look normal again.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
what head?
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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That picture of her in the chair is her best shot. Shows off that fat ass mmmhhhmm
by Stockton Hello on Feb 15, 2012 3:46 PM EST via mobile reply actions
David Cross
20 questions? That’s what I’m buying it for ;)
Oh yeah!
"I don't believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye" – Bas Rutten
Wow
She looks bad there
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by 10thDegreeWhiteBelt on Feb 15, 2012 4:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I agree. The photoshopping in her face is absurd, barely even looks like her.
by TheMuscleShark on Feb 15, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
Now that's what I'm clicking on as soon as I'm outta work!
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sweet, sounds like its time for a "cigarette break"
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I haven't bought a playboy since I was 16
and the Sable issue came out but its time to put that streak to an end. Fap fap, son.
by Jon Estrada Sr. on Feb 15, 2012 3:56 PM EST reply actions
What store let you buy a PB at 16? You'd have to have been 18.
And I remember the sable edition, too.
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by *Californication* on Feb 15, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
he is old like me
back when you could buy smokes “for your dad” and Playboys “for your dad” because the store clerk did not give a fuck (he is a fucking store clerk) and tehre was no punishment.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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Rebel store clerk?
bastards.
You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
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by *Californication* on Feb 15, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
No actually
The internet was always a beautiful thing. You place an order, buy a money, order and you’re good. Sable came straight to my mailbox. Unfortunately Chyna came shortly after. :(
by Jon Estrada Sr. on Feb 15, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
The good ole days.
My “dad” chewed a lot of Kodiak back then, lol.
It's all about the entertainment.
friday cant come soon enough
bones jones will be the champ for a VERY long time
damn that was fun watching tito choke out bader
+1
unless it is Britney. I may actually buy this thing. Try to classy up my place and put it on the coffee table as reading material.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
Yeah right, this one ain't leaving your bathroom!
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What's the point of leaving it on the coffee table
Nobody else can read it once the pages are all stuck together
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 15, 2012 5:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
The real reason I'm here.
To learn about class.
You’re my Mr Miyagi.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 15, 2012 5:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
-1 for adding something other than raunchy filth
What’s wrong with you
bloody queef bubble
by wooly shambler on Feb 15, 2012 4:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
you sure do go out of your way to make this point a lot
that and how smoking hot your girl is.
We get it. You are awesome Mr. Powers.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
not what i was gettin at at all Chief
but all the comments are just a bunch of grown men dying to get a look at a girls tits
What is it that you don’t understand?
I said you come off like a bit of a big talker (read: cunt) when talking about your girl and how “you are probably the only one getting laid on here”. It doesn’t sound like you are a confident guy, it sounds like you are a 300 pound acne riddled kid living in your mom’s basement. Make sense?
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
me sayin
Its a self confidence thing
Meant to mean, i have no self-confidence, therefore i resort to coming on here to talk shit to make myself feel better
i used to have acne…i am 215 and i wish i was still living in my moms basement
I'm a way bigger douche here than you are, Newfie
In real life I’m much nicer. Not as cocky.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 15, 2012 5:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
In normal life, you wouldnt catch me saying a word about my girl
i know its gay, but if you met and knew me, im nothing like i portray on here
Really?
I was here to talk about giant black schlongs…
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look up
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Alreaydy say that one
I’m referring to the other three LJ. speaks of.
"I don't believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye" – Bas Rutten
http://bdp4life.blogspot.com/2012/02/ufc-ring-girl-brittney-palmers-playboy.html
She has a lips tat on her ass?
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by *Californication* on Feb 15, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
I like her more natural. They did too much to her in the pics.
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by *Californication* on Feb 15, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you my good sir
I appreciate the linkage.
"I don't believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye" – Bas Rutten
I love brittney as much as anyone
But god damn those leaked pics are a let down
Her face look BAD and her tits look weird as shit without something supporting em
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by 10thDegreeWhiteBelt on Feb 15, 2012 4:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
that they do.
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by *Californication* on Feb 15, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry to burst your boner bubble
But she has implants
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by 10thDegreeWhiteBelt on Feb 15, 2012 4:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Then they are either really shitty implants or really good ones. I can’t tell.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
There shitty
I promise
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by 10thDegreeWhiteBelt on Feb 15, 2012 4:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yep
I’m a boob guy. Those are fake. And they suck.
She has a stellar ass, though.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by Scottidog on Feb 15, 2012 5:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
it was a complete let down
I might have to change my pic
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It's stupid easy to tell
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
definately not
i think im the only one around who doesnt find brittany THAT hot…yeah, she is hot..but yknow…but i havent met any of the ring girls in person, and you cant really tell someones true hotness untill you see them for real
Im on ur side
She don’t do it for me
Her face is too wide or round or some shit
Her chins weird
And these pics r a let down
but yes I would still fuck her raw
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by 10thDegreeWhiteBelt on Feb 15, 2012 4:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I'd say they are
look at her upper thigh and ass. She aint no skin and bones
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by *Californication* on Feb 15, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
They don’t look like implants to me. But what do I know. Newfie is the only one who gets laid here, maybe we should ask him.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
are you saying this based on the photos just released or some other source of information?
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
I feel a poll option coming on
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by *Californication* on Feb 15, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
They ARE fake
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
who cares
"I'm gonna be the champion till the day I decide not to be. And that isn't any time soon." - Brock Lesnar at UFC 106
by hairybumcrack on Feb 15, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
CLick the PB naked link
look MUCH different
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by *Californication* on Feb 15, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
She has...
… fake tits. True. And they do look a bit strange uncovered. That being said, she looks migraine-inducingly hot in the above photo. Just sayin’. Beautiful girl.
What's this... MMA stuff people keep talking about? What's that stand for?
by Brock Lesnar's Colon on Feb 17, 2012 2:27 AM EST up reply actions
Don't you guys ever watch porn?
It’s easy to tell those are as fake as Dana White’s smile
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
Don’t watch a lot, no.
But from personal experience it has always been very easy for me to spot the fakies, but in this case, I would need to see her laying on her back to be sure.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
"Don't watch a lot, no"
Rachel Starr might change that…
"You never know. I don't know. You know?" -Nick Diaz
riiight
you’ve never googled a pornstars name. mmhmm
"You never know. I don't know. You know?" -Nick Diaz
I always google shit like “that one chick with the perfect ass from that one porn clip I saw that once”
or “giggly blonde booby girl”
That kinda thing.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
I go to
a porn site that was listed here once, click on “big tits” and look for real ones.
Sometimes I lose interest before finding one.
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They look real to me
Not that it would matter. Ever.
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by *Californication* on Feb 15, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
what time do you guys think the Sanchez-Ellenberger fight will be on at?
on the east coast?
Thanks.
"You never know. I don't know. You know?" -Nick Diaz
shuttup this is a naked woman thread.
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by *Californication* on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
my apologies.
but im trying to figure if i can get out of class before the main event.
"You never know. I don't know. You know?" -Nick Diaz
Thats what im sayin
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by 10thDegreeWhiteBelt on Feb 15, 2012 5:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
what happened to Talking Monkey's post?
Geno, you deleting posts?
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by Two_Words on Feb 15, 2012 5:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Says the guy with the screen name of a chris brown song
TRAIN BY DAY, JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT - ALL DAY.
her face without maeup is nasty. but with makeup she sexy as hell
bones jones will be the champ for a VERY long time
damn that was fun watching tito choke out bader
by Burlzilla129 on Feb 15, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
haha
bones jones will be the champ for a VERY long time
damn that was fun watching tito choke out bader
by Burlzilla129 on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Daaaaaaaaam
Freakin awesome but I thought there were more :(
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