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Candidates for QOTW - 02/2012

*Consider this a refuge from the dead horse that is Condit - Diaz*

Maniacs,

I need your selections for QOTW!

Remember that the criteria are : the quote must be funny/witty and it must be relevant to the MMA topic at hand.

Instructions:

Step 1 - Copy and paste your choices in the thread.

Step 2 - Rec the suggestions in the thread.

For example : Poster X copied and pasted Poster Y's comment as a candidiate. If you agree that Poster Y's comment is funny then you would rec Poster X's suggestion. That's it.

The top 5 suggestions with the most recs will be featured.

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In reference to the Caceres-Figueroa low blow 2 point deduction:

This guy is a cheater.

2 pts was the right call. Edwin has said the doc told him he has a testicular contusion.

by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Feb 6, 2012 12:41 PM PST via mobile reply actions


Cyborg suffers from testicular confusion.

by ViolentMike on Feb 6, 2012 12:43 PM P ST up reply actions

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.

"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 10:51 AM EST reply actions   3 recs

In reference to Round 5 making a Mayhem Miller figure :

I’m buying one

It will become my new toilet puck holder….just have to modify it a bit

by hairybumcrack on Feb 6, 2012 9:04 AM PST reply actions

I thought it would be doubled over in the box

or laying down. Either or.

by U3O8man on Feb 6, 2012 9:28 AM PST reply actions

is the mediocrity included? or do i have to buy that separately?

by theoregonduck on Feb 6, 2012 9:31 AM PST reply actions

i heard if you get it from target

It comes with a box of mediocrity and a free copy of mma for dummies

by dia mette on Feb 6, 2012 9:41 AM PST via mobile up reply actions

And a free subscription to the UK journal

by dia mette on Feb 6, 2012 9:46 AM PST via mobile up reply actionss

consumer beware

I received my miller doll with free shipping from amazon last friday but had to return it because it kept crying.

by dia mette on Feb 6, 2012 9:36 AM PST via mobile reply actions

apparently after playing with the doll for 5 minutes

it begins breathing heavily and cant throw punches anymore

by Gouken on Feb 6, 2012 10:24 AM PST reply actions

Who are you kidding, it cant throw punches right out the box

by hexbreaker on Feb 6, 2012 11:47 AM PST via mobile up reply action

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

In reference to the Kampmann - Alves match up:

I agree

Alves hasn’t impressed me since GSP planted eggs in his rectum at UFC 100.

by Erasedhead on Feb 7, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.

"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

In reference to DW's staement about judges and referees ruining MMA:

seriously even with the deduction it shoulda been 28-27, at the very worst 27-27.

i do not see how figueroa won that fight

by theoregonduck on Feb 9, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions

did you not see how figueroa’s balls almost heel hooked cazares twice?

by vhw_ on Feb 9, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.

"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

In reference to the drug test results for UFC 143:

The Running Man had to much Estrogen in his system

Interim belt goes to Diaz

by ShivanTiger on Feb 9, 2012 11:17 AM PST reply actions

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.

"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

In reference to the drug test results for UFC 143:

I’m going to take a wild guess here and say it
I think it was Roy Nelson

by OTAKUSAN on Feb 9, 2012 11:16 AM PST reply actions

Cheeseburgers aren’t a banned substance.

by P-Dub on Feb 9, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.

"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

awesome

i finally got this one

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 14, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

things are slower in Mexico huh?

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

i dont understand what you mean
no, it’s just that it didn’t ocurr to me that pirates have a wooden leg. Pirates aren’t such a hit in mexico. We don’t even have a ‘talk like a pirate day’ so the image isn’t really present for me. Took me a third reading in order to finally get it

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 14, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

no talk like a pirate day?

what is going on down there?

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.

Sig bet record 2-6*

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

we finally catched up with the zombie walk day or whatever the fuck that shit is

actually it only catched on mexico city, but those people tend to be sheep-ish and will do anything that’s trending elsewhere so yeah

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 14, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

so Mexico city

is kinda like Twitter?

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.

Sig bet record 2-6*

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

only if twitter was polluted with self-centered bastards, self-entitled assholes, attention whores and the ugliest fat chicks yes, yes it’s exactly like twitter!

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 14, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

#Fucktwitter

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.

Sig bet record 2-6*

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

THIS is the one I was going to nominate.

Excellent work Scott!

Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap

by ViolentMike on Feb 14, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

+ 1

shut it down.

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds

by d*locc on Feb 14, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that quote might be the prime reason OJR decided to reactivate the QOTW franchise.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

by Yan117 on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

QOTW works better when it is truly needed. Maniacs needed a safety zone from the Condit - Diaz barrage.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.

"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I think all that was awesome.

Two of the greatest “I finish fucking fights” fighters went to a decision.

Suddenly, everyone in the UFC is potentially the next “boring decision” fighter. Who’s the next big pussy? Jones? A. Silva again? Ellenberger?

I think this Condit-Diaz episode showed how ridiculously far that ‘must finish fights’ mentality has come.

It doesn’t matter who you fight anymore, you just need to knock some fool out to gain respect.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

by Yan117 on Feb 14, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

2 Schools of Thought:

1) Fighters fight and should inflict damage in order to determine who is the superior combatant.

2) Fighters fight and should win with an intelligent strategy in the sport of MMA.

The Condit – Diaz stuff got out of hand, though.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I take full responsibility for my actions.

I egged more than a few of those delusional fuckers on. It was fun.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 14, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL. Gdam ulf u were bringing out the worst in people =D

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds

by d*locc on Feb 14, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

it is a gift, d

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 14, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Now you know how I truly feel about Kimbo fans, Ulf. :)

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.

"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn it you've started them off again

Can we all just forget that Condit-Diaz even happened? It was a disappointing fight that didn’t come close to the hype that people (me) created for it. And to make things worse Nick let everyone down by smoking weed yet again. And now I’ll shut up before I become one of those idiots who think that Diaz sucks or Condit is boring.

Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.

by David W-S on Feb 15, 2012 8:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Big difference in not finishing & not going for a finish.

& that’s wut pisses me off. When I watch a fight I wana see sum1 get KO’d, sub’d or something close. Milking the clock doing enough 2 get u the nod is bullshit.

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds

by d*locc on Feb 14, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

You fit into the 1st category.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Good question. I think when its clear that fighter A does not press the action vs. fighter B when its clear he can coast to a decision victory. Or fighter A refuses to engage in a direct line of attack even if its clear he has the advantage.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 16, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Clear? LOL. I clearly like using clear.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 16, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Da fuck is this green shit

Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209

by unambig on Feb 15, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's how QOTW works

Read the 15 word fanpost you opened and stop asking stupid questions.

Overeem is sexy and he knows it.

by jay. on Feb 15, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It threw me off until I realized it was the only one

One is fine. I was just concerned we were becoming Bloody Tampon

Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209

by unambig on Feb 16, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I would NEVER endorse such a thing.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.

"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 16, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Maniacs :

Please remember you can add your own suggestions and you can vote for more than 1 quote!

Thanks!

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.

"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

In Reference to the Belcher vs Paul Harris fight announcment

Belcher better avoid the MT body kicks he likes to throw so often.
Poor Belcher, first his eye now his leg.

by bloody_cage_junkie on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 PM EST via mobile reply actions

i know hes gonna be a full blown pirate soon!
“ever heard of a tune up? tee hee hee hee
“ah hee hee hee ever heard of a ritual killing? tee hee hee hee”
“i dont get it”
“you gnaw on her face in public like that again and you’ll be one tee hee hee hee”
by scott1 on Feb 13, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 11:18 AM EST reply actions  

Sorry, ST. I would not have posted mine if I saw this.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.

"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

all good

you cleaned yours up better.

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.

Sig bet record 2-6*

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

It's so funny that it deserves to be posted twice

Props to scott for that one.

Always a Nick Diaz fan, losing a close fight to Carlos Condit does not mean that you were overrated. And utilising a smart strategy to win a fight does not mean that you're scared.
Mania misses dakatak.

by David W-S on Feb 15, 2012 8:16 AM EST up reply actions  

QOTW is back?

Damn. I didn’t know.
If I’d known there was a contest I would have been more hilarious this week.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.

Please copy this sig if you agree.

by Scottidog on Feb 14, 2012 11:24 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Like me, you are only funny when you don't try

I have accepted that, you need to as well…

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 14, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

so I guess you're always trying?

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.

Sig bet record 2-6*

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I expected VM and here you are

good job copycat. Kevin is still mad at you.

And that IPA was average, but worth 70 cents. The bottle is a premium bottle, so at least I have a case of bottles out of the deal.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.

Please copy this sig if you agree.

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 14, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I keep on telling you VM is slipping, he is to much of a family man now. I spoke with Kevin, he ain’t mad, and I’m still here. Good deal on the bottles, is it worth cooking with? Maybe an IPA brined hotwing?

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.

Sig bet record 2-6*

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

lol newborns will do that to you

I lost all my multi-tasking skills for 4 years (2 each).

It is worth cooking with. I am going to do an IPA broth for some mussels I picked up the other day. Scallions, garlic, chopped tomatos, fresh parsely, fresh cilantro (very little) and two bottles of the IPA.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 14, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

do you ever use Fume

for your mussel broth? I’m a big fan of Spicy Thai Curry Mussels

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.

Sig bet record 2-6*

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

what is Fume? so...no, I don't use it.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.

Please copy this sig if you agree.

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 14, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

fish stock i believe

most of the belgian restaurants around here use it as a stock base for their moules.

and I spelled it wrong, it is fumet

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.

Sig bet record 2-6*

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I have tried chicken stock and didn't like it

so I typically just use extra beer.

No one else eats them but me, and I like them, so I never tried to make it better. It is what it is, lol.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.

Please copy this sig if you agree.

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 14, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

as long as you like it

that’s all that matters.

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.

Sig bet record 2-6*

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think I'm ever particularly funny

Thank god I’m gorgeous.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.

Please copy this sig if you agree.

by Scottidog on Feb 14, 2012 11:39 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Same thing I tell myself in the mirror every day, Scotti.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey I'm easy in the eyes

But I’m not OJR caliber.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.

Please copy this sig if you agree.

by Scottidog on Feb 14, 2012 11:42 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

few are

If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die

by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank God I have a huge penis and a great personality.

Oops, just channeled Kevin for a minute.

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 14, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Navy SEALS ask me for advice and then offer their wives to me as payment.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.

"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 16, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

too far?

Yeah I’d say that!

"The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice."
- Clint Eastwood

by U3O8man on Feb 16, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Judging on MMAmania standards

you are definitely a catch Scotti.

no homo

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.

Sig bet record 2-6*

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

It felt a little homo

But I’ll take it. Thanks

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.

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by Scottidog on Feb 14, 2012 11:43 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I have to be nice for now

cause after Edgar beats Bendo, I’m gonna rape happy your sig.

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.

Sig bet record 2-6*

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

We'll see

Im happy with a win from either guy.
Don’t count out Bendo though.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.

Please copy this sig if you agree.

by Scottidog on Feb 14, 2012 11:45 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

hah

i love how “no homo” has become the catch all for “i just said something ridiculously homo and am now trying to save my heterosexuality”

If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die

by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Saved me more than once

O_o

"The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice."
- Clint Eastwood

by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

word to that

"There are no pacts between lions and men."

by drain on Feb 16, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

"no homo" is confession to the MMA fan

Catholics will get it.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.

Please copy this sig if you agree.

by Ulf Murphy on Feb 17, 2012 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

You just said he's better looking than a bunch of other guys you've obviously judged

You’re gonna need a lot more than a “no homo”.

Overeem is sexy and he knows it.

by jay. on Feb 14, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I never judge

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.

Sig bet record 2-6*

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha

Yeah he kinda walked into that one.

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.

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by Scottidog on Feb 14, 2012 11:47 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

yep

you will need a permission slip from jay to continue

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 14, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

denied

Overeem is sexy and he knows it.

by jay. on Feb 14, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Eat shit

I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.

Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.

Sig bet record 2-6*

Check out what I've been drinking lately

by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha! I knew something like that was coming...

BTW – did you boys watch the Grammy Awards?

Bonnie Rait kicked the shit out of Alicia Keys in their duet

I like Bruno Mars’ style – that kid is old skool with his presentation

Nicky Minaje has always been garbage and her horrible act was proof

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I like Bruno Mars’ style – that kid is old skool with his presentation

The best new artist I have seen in years. I didn’t watch the grammy’s, but I have seen footage of his live show.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 14, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh and Tony Bennet kicked the shit out of Carrie Underwood in their duet.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

that's cause he is awesome

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

because tony bennett

has never lost his voice…my grandfather knew him growing up

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

did he lose his innocence to him?

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by hairybumcrack on Feb 14, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw Bruno live last year

He is amazing, there’s nobody else like him today. If anyone bashes modern music then they haven’t heard him sing.

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by David W-S on Feb 15, 2012 8:20 AM EST up reply actions  

and Dave Grohl had one of the best acceptance speeches I have heard

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I missed the FF. Dammit.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm still wondering

How Chris Brown got a pass on that whole night? Are people that attend these shows stupid sheep and anyone on stage gets applauded?

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, I think a lot of people at the show slap their woman around as well, so they don't view Chris Brown as a villain.

Just someone that got caught.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 14, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Or as long as he's making some exec $$$

a blind eye will be turned. What parents would let there kid listen to this ass?

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know, but that boy has moves so people still want to see him perform

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by ViolentMike on Feb 14, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

stupid people

IMO

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I watched it

hoping he would fall off of one of those Qbert boxes

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL!!! Same here!!!

Fucking hate that loser and anyone else that would ever touch a girl!!! Be a fn man!!! Funny this came up bc I just had a coworked tell me that her husband got " a little" physical with her many months ago. I told her I don’t care what time of day or night it is, it ever happens again call me!!!

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You will also "get physical" with his husband MBOW?

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by Phasebook on Feb 15, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Chris Brown is garbage - I thought that was assumed. His stuff is wannabe R&B fused with pop/dance crap. And he is a weak ass bitch for beating up on women.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

So...anybody got any Whitney Houston jokes?

…..

Too soon?

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

why did the chicken not care that Whitney died?

because she was a junkie who threw her talent down the drain and hasn’t been relevant in almost 20 years?

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

sarah

You should put Macaulay Culkin in that frame

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lmao

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by *Californication* on Feb 15, 2012 3:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Its NEVER too early to rag on a crack head!!!

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There’s going to be a huge line at Whitneys funeral next week. Better get there early or it’ll be gone.

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I’ve decided to call my cock ‘Whitney’.
Because it likes to go stiff in the bath.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I found an old bag full of drugs floating in a bath yesterday.

I called the police, but Whitney was dead by the time they arrived.

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by unambig on Feb 15, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Its going to really suck once she sobers up and realizes she died.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 15, 2012 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

rec'd for "a huge line at Whitney's funeral"

that was perfect!

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by drain on Feb 16, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

i think its been a while

what he did was fucked up, but you cant crucify the kid forever…its been over 3 years

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

He beat up a woman

I don’t care how long it’s been.

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

ok

then enjoy that island over there

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Have any kids Mike?

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

or a sister or a mom?

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

sure, play that card

hey, do you have a car? because i got into a hit and run accident a couple years ago

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Not the same

Did the guy in the hit and run smash your car repeatedly on purpose?

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Hand must have got sore

pounding on her

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd love to get a sore dick

from pounding her… ass. But actually hitting her? never, no woman should ever be hit (unless it’s by another woman during a combat competition)

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 14, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's how I see it. Unless she came at him with a weapon or she blindsided him.

Otherwise, no reason to beat her just because she pissed you off.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

where does anybody see me justifying him hitting her?

im not, but why does everybody want him to get disrespected at the grammys almost 4 years after it happened? people that go through life with no ability to forgive are pathetic in my eyes

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it is fucked

that they had them both perform on the same show.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

who fucking cares

apparently theyre friends again now…SHE can forgive him but you guys cant? absurd

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Most women go back to their abuser

I wouldn’t use Rhianna as any type of moral sound board.

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The only thing I would abuse on Rhianna is her booty...

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought she'd be

too narrow in the beam for you OJR

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Naw...I like em round and nice. Big is a plus but not a necessity.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

She needs a little more upstairs for me

Since we are dreaming.

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

My friend once told me something a little disturbing

“I don’t like to hurt my girlfriend with my big dick. But I like to know that I’m capable of hurting her.”

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by unambig on Feb 15, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

MM - I just don't like his music, his attitude or his past. That's my reasoning.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

im not calling you out personally

but in general, its amazing to me that nobody has the ability to forgive

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you read about his interviews and the bitch fit he threw at ABC studios in NYC? Apparently he broke a window, ripped off his shirt or something like that. Guy has problems, my man.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

its shocking how everybody

you especially, can miss my point…i give up, youre all right

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

good, glad you agree

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I got your point. I am just being stubborn. I dislike him and his music. He could be the next Michael Jackson and I would still dislike him for being...him.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, if he diddled little boys instead of smacking big girls, you'd like him????????

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by ViolentMike on Feb 14, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I would hate Brown no matter what he did. As for MJ - I always thought the accusations were about him being weird and thinking he was still a child and shit. Fucking little boys? Ugh.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I can forgive a lot

Hitting a woman doesn’t get forgiven by me. Ever.
Not picking on you Mike.
If a guy is able to beat up a girl. …..that’s all I need to know about him. Forever.

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by Scottidog on Feb 14, 2012 1:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

What if the girl is Cristiane Santos

and she’s on top trying to finish me? Can I at least give her a up kick in order to run away?

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by Yan117 on Feb 14, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

no

unless it’s a combat competition with established rules

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 14, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

What if she's gone mad and she attacking my wife and kids?

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by Yan117 on Feb 14, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

If a woman is on steroids, she wants to be manly

If you want to be manly, be prepared to get slapped!

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by ViolentMike on Feb 14, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

depends if she is currently cycling or not

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Steroid or menstrual?

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by P-Dub on Feb 14, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

steroid

not shark week

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

no punching or kicking

you must use a combination of panic and scrambling skills.

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yan - SEE VM's contribution to QOTW. There is a loophole you can use in this instance.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Hitting a woman doesn’t get forgiven by me. Ever.

Don’t “knock” it till you’ve tried it

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by unambig on Feb 15, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s one thing to forgive him, another to put the guy on a pedestal. America is a JOKE, how the music over there has gone to the isher.

Bobby Southworth

by danago on Feb 14, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

in all fairness, it happened everywhere

music hasn’t been the same since 1998

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by vhw_ on Feb 14, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I definitely agree

Even here in the Pacific music has been garbage

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by Phasebook on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

It's only been four years since it happened?

Why’s he out of jail right now?

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by jay. on Feb 15, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I remember hearing she was burning him with the car lighter

So he laid the smack down. Im all for not hitting women, but just sitting there while she does anything she wants is stupid, there are limits.

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by theCloser on Feb 15, 2012 2:44 AM EST up reply actions  

That is reasonable. I agree.

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by OJR on Feb 15, 2012 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

no excuses

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

and he didnt make any

but its over…i mean, shit, even murderers get out of jail…i just dont see the point in persecuting someone forever and ever…it was a music award show, and he was credited for his music…do refs throw unnecessary flags on vick or roethlisberger, or call more fouls on kobe or gilbert arenas? no, because theres no correlation

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I am consistent. Rapistburger is a piece of shit, Kobe is an asshole snitch, Vick is an asshole dog killer and Arenas is a nutcase.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Rapistberger and Vick shouldn't be in the league anymore

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

why?

because they did something OUTSIDE of the sport? i hate that argument…it has nothing to do with their ability to play the game

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

So I can be a kid rapists

but as long as I can throw the rock all is good?

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

who said it was all good?

all im saying is that one has nothing to do with the other

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Public pressure is what forces corporations to dissociate themselves from controversial individuals.

In the end, they look at the risks involved and they take a pass.

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by Yan117 on Feb 14, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess I can't make the disconnect then

Because in my eyes if I’m watching this guy play or sing or whatever I am endorsing his bad behaviour outside his job for the simple fact that they are entertaining.

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

it's not their right to play in the NFL

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Right.

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by Yan117 on Feb 14, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

no its not their right

but it IS the right of the front office to sign them…so lets get mad at them because they accepted a job? its not their fault that the rooneys or jeffrey lurie offered them millions…youre telling me that if you did the same thing vick did, and then somebody offered you a great job when you got out of jail, youd turn it down on principle?

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i didn't blame them for taking the job

I said they shouldn’t be in the league

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

but why?

if they can, they should…this is their livelihood

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

bullshit that it is their lively hood

just cause I have a license doesn’t mean i deserve to drive a bentley. they both went to college and then made millions of dollars, if they can’t support themselves on what they made prior to everyone realizing they were pieces of shit, then fuck em.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

one thing has nothing to do with the other

livelihood has nothing to do with what they deserve, idk where youre getting that from…its how they make their money, its how they support their families…and dont give me “theyve already made enough money”, because most pro athletes make enough money from their rookie contract to support the lifestyle you or i live for 10 years, but you dont see them all quitting after 3 years

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

difference is, we aren’t talking about run of the mill rookie contracts. and if you are in the entertainment business, you should be deserving of the money and accolades that go with it.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

these are the league MINIMUMS.
The minimum salaries for NFL players have increased by $55,000 across the board. For 2011, that means rookies will get $375,000. Players with one year of service get $450,000. Two years of service will push the minimum to $525,000.

Players with three years of service will make a minimum of $600,000. For players with four to six years of service, the minimum salary is $685,000. Seven to nine, $810,000.

For players with 10 years or more of service, the minimum salary is $910,000. The amounts increase $15,000 per year in each of the next four seasons.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Hellz yeah

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^this

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

He gave her a fat lip

[not being racist]

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by unambig on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

They cut Dave off too early

He was still talking and they cranked the tunes and turned the lights off on him.

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

nice Newf

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It is scary to me

that the biggest guy from the Grunge era is Dave Grohl.

Who’da thunk that?

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 14, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

that the biggest most talented guy from the Grunge era is Dave Grohl.

fixed

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

nah

There is a reason Cobain was the front man of Nirvana and Grohl was content to stay in the background.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 14, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck Cobain

overrated junkie

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

personal opinion doesn't change reality.

I am not a Nirvana fan, but what they did for popular music is up there with the all-time greats and Cobain was the driver of that, not Grohl.

Hell, I would take Cornell and Cantrell as more talented musicians and songwriters from the Seattle area, but neither appeal to the masses the way Grohl does.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 14, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

cantrell maybe

Cobain was in the right place at the right time. Had his wife not shot him to death, everyone would have realized that, but because of when he died, those three records will forever remain in a grunge time capsule. I was a huge Nirvana fan growing up, but the stuff that Grohl has done since then, not just FF, is far and away greater than the Nirvana stuff.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I see what you did there...

and very few bands have ever made 3 albums as consistenty good as Nirvana.

I will agree to disagree since we will never know. I used to have a buddy who argued that Andrew Wood could have been the greatest Seattle front man, I was a Layne Staley guy. Those arguments never ended well, lol.

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+1 ulf!

AIC. Ftw

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by d*locc on Feb 14, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

AIC was a great band

layne went way too soon, he had a gruffness to his voice that kurt lacked

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by magicmike on Feb 15, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Andrew Wood was another

that wasted his potential, but in the process gave birth to 2 of the biggest bands of the era, plus Temple of the Dog

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 15, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Foo fighters are talented, but they write for the masses.

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by Deuce02 on Feb 15, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

maybe 2 or 3 tracks per album

but the majority of their stuff doesn’t translate well to the radio

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 15, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

but the majority of their stuff doesn’t translate well to the radio

FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKING RADIO.

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by Deuce02 on Feb 15, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

like it or not

it is still the number one way to get your music out to the masses.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

The masses are fucking idiots. Were you not just ripping people for liking lil wayne, Niki whateverthefuckhernameis.

I do not care what the masses like. I like what I like. I have always and will always be a huge fan of Nirvana. Not the most technical, not the most talented, but certainly among the most creative.

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by Deuce02 on Feb 15, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know if they were that creative

lets face it, they were just ripping off The Melvins after all, but they were emotional enough to attract a bunch of kids who’s parent were spending more time at work than ever before or were going through divorces and the anger and confusion that was portrayed in the music, coupled with the dancable groove of the rhythm section really hit a nerve with the audience.

and don’t know if the masses are idiots as much as the youth of today just have really shitty taste.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 15, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

no, they're idiots with really shitty taste

that being said, nevermind was specifically mixed as a pop album, trying to get the masses behind nirvana.

did it work? absolutely.

in utero is done in a very different way and it shows. Bleach just kinda blows

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by vhw_ on Feb 15, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

plus they ripped the name

off an early uk prog rock band.I thought the whole death thing made nirvana bigger than they are but isnt that always the case?

"ever heard of a tune up? tee hee hee hee
"ah hee hee hee ever heard of a ritual killing? tee hee hee hee"
"i dont get it"
"you gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one tee hee hee hee"

by scott1 on Feb 15, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

true that

it made a myth out of kurt

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by vhw_ on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Bleach just kinda blows

you are also dead to me.

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by Deuce02 on Feb 15, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

i said just kinda!

listen to bleach and then listen to core. You tell me which is a better debut album

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by vhw_ on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Bleach is top 10 for me. So do us both a favor….stop!!!! 0_o

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by Deuce02 on Feb 15, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Radio is the mouthpiece of record labels. Unless we are talking about satellite

"It’s Mark Pavelich calling from the Maximum Fighting Championship,

I’ve just received notice that Drew Fickett or you, I don’t care which one of you fuckers did it, has signed a contract to fight in Strikeforce this fucking weekend. I’m going to get on a fucking plane soon and go where you’re at and choke you the fuck out. I’m telling you right now, I’ve had enough of your fucking shit. First of all, I’ve sent you the fucking pictures and secondly, I placed Drew Fickett in a fight fucking months ago and five weeks prior to my main event of my fucking fight card. You’re going to give me a fucking call tomorrow or I swear I’ll get on a fucking plane and go right where you’re at right now. You’re pissing me off, I’ve been nothing but professional to you motherfuckers and you’re doing this kind of bullshit, alright? Call me back, I’m fucking pissed."

by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Feb 17, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, you got a lot of pent of hate in you.

You should try yoga or something

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you are dead to me

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by Deuce02 on Feb 15, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

just call me Whitney

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 15, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry about that.

I’ve been dead to Deuce half a dozen times already. He’ll have forgotten all about it by tomorrow.

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by Yan117 on Feb 15, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

’ve been dead to Deuce half a dozen times already

Thats it??? I think I have been dead to you far more. But you are probably right, I will have forgotten by this afternoon.

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by Deuce02 on Feb 15, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, not even close.

We should have been enemies because of our respective allegiances but we could never go full retard haters on one another. Just simple and inoffensive stand up sparring.

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by Yan117 on Feb 15, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Layne staley...

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by d*locc on Feb 14, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

AIC was more Cantrell than Staley

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 15, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

blasphemy

they’re not the same band anymore

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by vhw_ on Feb 15, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

the combination was perfect

but Cantrall wrote the majority of the music and lyrics, he is just not a good singer. Billy Corrigan should have learned from Catrell, lol.

Go listen to Mad Season, Staley’s solo project. While I like it a lot becasue I am a fan, it is not nearly as deep musically as anything AIC did.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 15, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

love the Pumpkins music

and his lyrics, Gish was one of the best albums of the 90’s, but his voice…..especially live.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 15, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

will do at least out of respect for staley, i didn't know about that project (internet wasn't available when i was really into aic)

to be honest i fell disenchanted with grunge over the years. Sure i still rock a few soundgarden, stp, nirvana, aic tracks on the car’s cd player/ipod but nowadays i listen to more mellow stuff.

guess i’m past the angst phase?

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by vhw_ on Feb 15, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you watch the movie Singles?

I lived that, only in Pittsburgh. Grunge will always be my go to music when I am unsure of what my mood is.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 15, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

now there is a movie I have seen

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 15, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

no, haven't seen it

is it any good? if it’s on bluray chances are i can download it (fuck paying hollywood!)

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by vhw_ on Feb 15, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Nikki is known for putting on great performances and I was looking forward to seeing her performance at the Grammy's

but what the fuck was that shit she did? It was awful. I actually felt embarrassed watching it. What a joke.

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it sucked. I'm alll for being different and edgy

but if your gonna do that, then make sure you don’t suck

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Should have done Stupid Hoe

if she was going for edgy

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

i heard nicki minaj was retarded

you cannot say shes always been garbage (at least musically), but she is a fucking nut case

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Who is that?

never heard of her

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 14, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

good

not missing much

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't fit here. Her ass is just so big, I couldn't even post it here. Look toward the bottom

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by ViolentMike on Feb 14, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

already one of the best female rappers of all time

ive got her at number 2…shes had some songs and verses over the past year or two that can compete with the best in the game…did a song with kanye, jay-z, and rick ross early last year and blew them all out of the water

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

she will be an afterthought in less than 2 years

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

doubt it

shes good enough to have staying power…and her fans ADORE her

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd like to put her and Lil Wayne

in a van, and then blow up the van. Throw kanye in their too, he is worthless after his first album as well

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

well

thats aggressive and stupid…i dont think thats prudent

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vhw has two screennames????

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by ViolentMike on Feb 14, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

what, does he have good taste in music

like me?

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

She has all sorts of rapping skills

And for those that don’t recognize it, you can kiss my ass and my anus, because its finally famous!

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by ViolentMike on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Best female rappers of all time = tallest OJR in the room. It ain't saying much, MM.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

thats in your eyes

lauryn hill was an unbelievable MC and lyricist…nicki is directly behind her, imo, ahead of people like queen latifah and lil kim…i personally think its ignorant to say that there isnt much worth in being a female rapper, because some of them have had skills that rival the best guys

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Hill is awesome. Latifah is a joke, her stuff is dated and does not stand the test of time. And Lil Kim is all hype - she was attached to Fat Joe, right? That's another fucking scrub right there.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

remy ma was attached to fat joe

lil kim was attached to biggie, a little bit more clout there

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Ok but after Smalls died, where did Lil Kim go?

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

same place Minaj will be in two years

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

ok we get it

you think shell be gone in two years…next

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i KNOW she will be gone

her flow is wack, she is constantly changing the inflection of her voice, which is annoying as hell. She is nothing more than the flavor of the month.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

except for the fact that

he flow is far from whack, according to all the fans, critics, and other rappers…not to mention that the songs where she does change her voice, all those people that made her a multi-platinum artist dont find her annoying as hell…its fine that you dont like her, but you cant make things up to justify it

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Milli Vanilli

sold alot of albums too. what’s your point.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

and you know for a fact

that had they not been busted lip syncing like a year after they became popular, they wouldnt have stayed popular longer? you have an opinion and youre trying to pass it off as fact…that doesnt work

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

i have an opinion

based off of all the other talentless hacks i have seen come through the years, she is no different

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

but its your opinion that shes talentless

the masses disagree with you bro, let it go…we get it, you dont like her, you dont think shell be around, blah blah blah…its a fact that obama is president, but if i start saying that he WILL or WON’T get reelected this year, no matter how good my argument is one way or another, it doesnt make it objectively true

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

You guys are arguing about a female rap singer right?

Just checking.

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by Yan117 on Feb 14, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i disagree that the masses disagree

I think most people over the age of 25 think she is garbage.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

you think

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

i preface most of my comments

with i think.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

possibly true, i dont really take notice

but not in the case of this entire argument

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Well then

It is of my opinion that nikki minaj is a talentless hack with a week flow and annoying style who is riding the coat tales of an even more talentless hack(Lil Wayne) and if it wasn’t for a bunch of goofball 15 year olds then nobody would give a shit about her. it is also my opinion that once those 15 year olds latch on the the next big thing, then they will collectively drop Nicki minaj like a bad habit.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

i once heard a song called super bass

i think it’s her. Honestly, i’ve heard better bass come out of my butt and the flow was on par with my butt’s

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 14, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Super Bass is a hot track

You all don’t know what you are talking about.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 14, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

see?

i can fart exactly the same rythim if not better than that. It doesn’t actually require any talent

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by vhw_ on Feb 14, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Super Bass is the most talentless song ever written

Vanilla Ice could write better lyrics with a bullet wound in his skull

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by unambig on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

so youre going to compare her to lil wayne

in fact, say that wayne has less talent…youre aware that wayne has been around for almost 15 years now right? somehow yet to have been dropped like a bad habit, as you say

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

i only compared them in the sense that they are both awful

Wayne had one good album. The Carter 2, the rest is pretty awful, what can I say, the youth of today is stupid.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

but if theyre both awful

why does wayne have staying power and nicki wont?

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

because wayne is a bigger part of Cash Money's future than

Nikki, they won’t let him go away

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

because of the way they have marketed

Cash Money and Lil Wayne, they are sonomous with one another. In reality, they have a very small stable of artist, Drake, Lil Wayne, Minaj, Juvenile – although i don’t know if he is still making music, but Wayne is the artist that has been attached to the stable, it would be a bad business decision for them to allow him to go away. Nikki, not so much.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Wayne runs young money now

Has over 30 selling mc’s in his stable. His own crew and left cash money.
Rap is bigger than you think. And nicki Minaj is on par with lady gaga. No different than b spears. It’s just popular now. To stay around and sell at the top for a long time you have to change shit. She has and is going to. I like her when she isnt nuts. And some of her shit is good. Who cares if you don’t like her. Go watch her cover of a biggie song on YouTube. She’s the second best female mc of all time. Foxy Brown number one. Fuck Lauren hill she was a singer.
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by Cruz Jackson on Feb 14, 2012 8:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

And nicki Minaj is on par with lady gaga

Nope. Never heard of this Minaj person, but my daughters know the words to at least 5 gaga songs. I am inundated with pop music every day in the car and if she was even close to being as big as you say, I would have heard of her.

You might want to pick that thing back up.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 14, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

you're Canadian

so your thoughts on Rap are insignificant. Now go back to listening to your Snow LP from 92.

A licky boom-boom down

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

for knowledge

youve got alot wrong there…young money is about 10 people – wayne, drake, nicki, tyga, jae millz, gudda gudda (whos trash btw), cory gunz, lil twist, mack maine, and now DJ khaled…theres a couple more that havent done anything…nicki minaj is a wannabe lady gaga, she wasnt always as outrageous; she was always crazy but back when she was underground she wasnt trying to be flashy or showy…now that shes got a platform shes trying to make statements and shit, where as gaga was (apparently) always the way she is now…saying lauryn hill was a singer shows just how ignorant you are…she is and was the single best female lyricist ever…foxy brown is somewhere below nicki, and queen latifah, and mc lyte, and lil kim, and eve…saying to listen to a rap cover makes no sense, its almost impossible to add your own spin on a rap song and not have it suck…i could cover an eminem song right now, and it would be just as good as his, but it would be pointless because the only way to cover a rap song is to spit it the same way

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha fuck you mike.

I’m just sayin my opinion. I don’t claim to be a professional.

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by Cruz Jackson on Feb 15, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

AND was in jail for a year

And guess what, no one forgot about Wayne!

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by ViolentMike on Feb 14, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Shiv, I never pictured you running with the hip hop crowd

Its no wonder your “boys” don’t like he music.

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by ViolentMike on Feb 14, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i like hip hop

that shit ain’t hip hop, it’s pop music

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

you are correct

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by drain on Feb 16, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

If you’re older than 15, and listen to Minaj, then you are a joke.

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by danago on Feb 14, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

we finally agree on something

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Just proves my point that you kids are a bunch of losers. No responsible adult listens to that generic garbage and enjoys it, you ponce.

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by danago on Feb 14, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

She can sing,

Like actually sing. Without all the autotune and rap crap. She’ll have room to reinvent herself when the rap career goes south.

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

didn’t sound like it on the Grammy’s

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

she cant really sing

she needs help…on all the songs where she does sing she doesnt have a ton of range, and theres usually autotune involved…i can sing to the extent that i can stay on key and not get pitchy, but that does not mean i have a great voice, i dont…neither does she

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I have heard her really sing

and it’s head and shoulders above that nonsense she’s trying right now.

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

what have you heard that the rest of us havent?

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I just feel her singing voice is better than her rap voice

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by U3O8man on Feb 14, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Her rap voice is fucking annoying

She tries to sound like a male rapper, she likes to go “hard”

by PotOfGold on Feb 14, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Odd considering that she has been around for a lot longer than a month and every rap and pop musician out there wants her on thier track?

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by ViolentMike on Feb 14, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

she reminds me too much of this other rap act from a few years ago

a british gal named lady sovereign. Where is she know? fucktown, that’s where! flavor of the month/year, that is all

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by vhw_ on Feb 14, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you willing to wager that if Nikki has an album released in 2013 that it doesn't go gold?

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by ViolentMike on Feb 14, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i kinda want to but head tells me times are different

people will still like shit ‘ironically’ and you bet your ass hipsters can still afford records/downloads. Plus i’m not saying she won’t be around in two years, but give it four years and she’ll be long forgotten

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by vhw_ on Feb 14, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Gold is only 100K copies

and i said 2 years, so if she releases an album in 2014,it won’t go platinum

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

2014 Gold and you got a deal

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by ViolentMike on Feb 14, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

people shit out gold records

100k isn’t shit

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, so no you have changed your tune and don't believe that everyone will forget about her in two years?

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by ViolentMike on Feb 15, 2012 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

no tune changing

under a million records would be a huge step down, and would mean all be her most delusional fans have moved on.

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 15, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Shivan

You mean Nicki Minaj will be having her 40 days in two years? I thought that’s what heppened to Lil’ Kim?

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by Phasebook on Feb 15, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Lol. Rap is garbage.

The only brod I cud handle rapping was zig zag from black market records. Any1 who don’t believe check out " locc 2 da brain ". she sounds black but she’s a gangster ass white chick lol

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Youtube?

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVr—MSfAqY

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by d*locc on Feb 14, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you insane?

SHE’S HOT GARBAGE.

(Best female rapper is Lady of Rage)

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by unambig on Feb 15, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

l-boogie ftw

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by drain on Feb 16, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

MM - her stuff is awful. She has good flow but her stuff does nothing for me, man.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

fair enough

you dont have to like it, but you recognize the talent…i dont really like adeles music, but that girl has an unbelievable voice

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by magicmike on Feb 14, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Like Kanye - he has great beats but his flow is garbage. He is an inverse of her - if I am using the term correclty.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

No...fwd me a link via email?

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by OJR on Feb 16, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Taken from her wikipedia page. Talking about Roman her Alter ego

“She claims that he was born inside her, out of rage, and becomes him when she is angry. She has also said ‘He is a demon inside her’. Roman has been compared to Eminem’s alter ego Slim Shady, and on the song “Roman’s Revenge” from Pink Friday, Minaj and Eminem collaborate, using these alter egos.52 On the collaboration, she said “The new album is going to have a lot of Roman on it … And if you’re not familiar with Roman, then you will be familiar with him very soon. He’s the boy that lives inside of me. He’s a lunatic and he’s gay and he’ll be on there a lot.” Roman also has a “mother” called “Martha Zolanski”,53 who also appeared on the song Roman’s Revenge, with a British accent"

by Jimbobb on Feb 16, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Schizophrenia to sell music. Just what I said before...garbage.

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by OJR on Feb 17, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I think you have to be legitimately bat shit crazy to come up with that shit.

by Jimbobb on Feb 17, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

It was written for her.

It’s the only employment a lot of liberal arts grads can get.

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by P-Dub on Feb 17, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Nikki is hot garbage

I’d approve of a piano being dropped on her act

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by unambig on Feb 15, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Bruno Mars basically ripped off Wild Horses

So little original talent out there right now

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by unambig on Feb 15, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

A picture of two mens asses

Way to come back from that gayness above.

Overeem is sexy and he knows it.

by jay. on Feb 14, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

is this better?

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks kinda like he's pulling it.

Can’t find any pics of guys with clothes on? OR don’t want to?

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by ShivanTiger on Feb 14, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

o_O

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accepting it is different than not trying.

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by Ulf Murphy on Feb 14, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS is Nikki Minaj

and you’re welcome OJR

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by ViolentMike on Feb 14, 2012 12:42 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, good eye candy but her beats just don't do it for me. She can flow, though. I will admit that.

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by OJR on Feb 14, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

When shes not doing her dumb voices and performances like she's Lady gaga

and sticks to straight rap, she’s killer.

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by *Californication* on Feb 14, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

a few of her songs are so bad but then she does some pretty good ones, im undecided on her.

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Whats her best song? Curious.

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The feast is over for Nick Diaz. No longer will he dine on mediocre fighters from lesser promotions. With a future promising fights against GSP, Condit, Fitch, Kos, MacDonald, Ellenberger, Alves, Hendricks and Sanchez, you probably should retire. Don’t be scared, Homie.

by Phasebook on Feb 15, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude

Srsly

Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209

by unambig on Feb 15, 2012 2:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I was just trying to help danago

Who knows I might be helping Thomas Myers, Geno Mrosko or Jesse Holland in that case.

Professional sig bet record: 7-8-1

Sig Bet with KO's and Knees: Franke/Bendo: 2 weeks (Frankie)
Sig Bet with KO's and Knees: Shields/Akiyama: 2 weeks (Shields)

The feast is over for Nick Diaz. No longer will he dine on mediocre fighters from lesser promotions. With a future promising fights against GSP, Condit, Fitch, Kos, MacDonald, Ellenberger, Alves, Hendricks and Sanchez, you probably should retire. Don’t be scared, Homie.

by Phasebook on Feb 15, 2012 2:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Y wud just watch her videos on mute.

Gdam!! Look @ that booty!!

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds

by d*locc on Feb 14, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

* I wud

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds

by d*locc on Feb 14, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

i heard she is bald and they are all wigs, still would though.

Chael Sonnen: Undefeated and undisputed UFC Middleweight champion. Toughest man on Earth and even Anderson can’t resist his 217 pounds of muscle, steel and sex appeal!

by JamPark on Feb 14, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
Winter is coming.

by RolloTomasi on Feb 14, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck that, it will stink up the air

run it over

"I'm gonna be the champion till the day I decide not to be. And that isn't any time soon." - Brock Lesnar at UFC 106

by hairybumcrack on Feb 14, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

And back over it just to make sure.

When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.

by P-Dub on Feb 14, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

A black woman has a big ass

Film at 11

Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209

by unambig on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

In reference to Herman's very hairy appearance for the weigh in :

Dave Herman actually just found someone else to fight for him. No one wants to say anything to the impostor because they aren’t 100% sure it isn’t really him.

by Amos14 on Feb 14, 2012 7:29 PM PST reply actions

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.

"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 15, 2012 9:04 AM EST reply actions  

In reference to the numerous Hari examples when comparing Reem and JDS in striking prowess:

I don’t know Nightmare. Fighting Badr in K-1 is a bigger deal than fighting JDS in MMA.
by p123 on Feb 15, 2012 11:28 AM PST via mobile up reply actions

and 1st prize for the most and uneccessary mentions of badr hari goes to…….
by scott1 on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions

….Badr Hari
by Rampagelangford on Feb 15, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.

"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

by OJR on Feb 15, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

This entire thread should be nominated:

Brittney Palmer Playboy cover shoot sneak peek, pics and more

Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.

"If you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible." - Epictetus

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