UFC on FOX 3: Alan Belcher vs Rousimar Palhares booked for May 5 in New Jersey
Looks like we have a "Situation" developing for the UFC on FOX 3 fight card, currently scheduled for May 5, 2012, at the IZOD Center in East Rutherford, NJ.
Middleweight striking machine Alan Belcher will try to keep his limbs out of harm's way when he tangles with Brazilian tree stump Rousimar Palhares for the promotion's pending return to network television, according to a recent tweet from UFC President Dana White.
Belcher (17-6) battled his way back from a career-threatening eye injury to finish Jason MacDonald at the UFC Fight Night 25 event held last Septmber in New Orleans. It was the third straight win for the hard-hitting "Talent," who could vault himself back "into the mix" with a win over the muscular menace this spring.
Easier said than done.
Palhares (14-3) is also riding three straight wins, having heel-hooked his way to victory over Mike Massenzio at the UFC 142: "Aldo vs. Mendes" pay-per-view event last month in Brazil.
Where does a win over Belcher put him in the division title chase?
UFC on FOX 3 will be headlined by a lightweight number one contender bout pitting Nate Diaz against Jim Miller while heavyweights Pat Barry and Lavar Johnson also sling leather on the action-packed fight card.
In addition, Josh Koscheck vs. Johny Hendricks will face off for a spot in the 170-pound pecking order.
For all the latest greatest news and notes for UFC on FOX 3 check out our event archive right here.
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paul harris wins this one, long layoff+facing a crazy person = bad news for belcher
also, i heard paul harris hates kim jong-il so things just got even worse for the talent
Fuck It Dude, Life's A Risk
long layoff?
Belcher had his return fight back in September
You know, some days I forget that I have a memory.
by I.AM.miSTAKen on Feb 13, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
fuck, i forgot about the macdonald fight. i am mistaken.
Fuck It Dude, Life's A Risk
by theoregonduck on Feb 13, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
macdonald who?
i forgot already
I’m almost complete with my transformation…once they attach that donkey schlong on me, I will be able to satisfy myself like danago does all day long and change my name to Buck Angel II
I lost to Cruz Jackson. He’s the best. I padded his record and just a can. I talk shit to try and get replies when In reality I still play the original Halo on original XBOX like a religiously. I’m so totally awesome and straight and I act gay on a blog only because I’m the second loneliest mother fucker on Mania. First goes to Stallion. I want Shivan to lose to Cruz and Diaz to show how overrated he is. My favorite fighter is Josh Burkman. Thank You.
"i oilcheck need to take a reality check.What an imbecile i am to even think of going up against Scott1 with his perfect 1 and 0 sig record.I am already known as Manias biggest scumbag now i’ve got the moniker of a loser as well!TUT TUT SMH!!!"
I played 8=Danago in words with friends and he quit just like shogun.
Old MacDonald. He was a farmer or something.
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E-I-E-I-O
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
thanks for helping me remember
I’m almost complete with my transformation…once they attach that donkey schlong on me, I will be able to satisfy myself like danago does all day long and change my name to Buck Angel II
I lost to Cruz Jackson. He’s the best. I padded his record and just a can. I talk shit to try and get replies when In reality I still play the original Halo on original XBOX like a religiously. I’m so totally awesome and straight and I act gay on a blog only because I’m the second loneliest mother fucker on Mania. First goes to Stallion. I want Shivan to lose to Cruz and Diaz to show how overrated he is. My favorite fighter is Josh Burkman. Thank You.
"i oilcheck need to take a reality check.What an imbecile i am to even think of going up against Scott1 with his perfect 1 and 0 sig record.I am already known as Manias biggest scumbag now i’ve got the moniker of a loser as well!TUT TUT SMH!!!"
I played 8=Danago in words with friends and he quit just like shogun.
He destroyed MacDonald didn't he?
Even tho I initially acted like a small child, I have been forced to come to my senses. enzo-enormous is better at calling fights than I am, by far. I am a little immature but am working on it. Also, I love dudes and cant wait to get a reach around from the 209
yeah pretty sure he gave him an old down south, backwoods ass-fucking
Fuck It Dude, Life's A Risk
by theoregonduck on Feb 13, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Who hasn't destroyed macdonald?
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Chris Leben
I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.
Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.
Sig bet record 2-6*
Ryan Jensen
Rory Singer
Joe Doerksen
Jason Lambert
Professional sig bet record: 7-8-1
Sig Bet with KO's and Knees: Franke/Bendo: 2 weeks (Frankie)
Sig Bet with KO's and Knees: Shields/Akiyama: 2 weeks (Shields)
The feast is over for Nick Diaz. No longer will he dine on mediocre fighters from lesser promotions. With a future promising fights against GSP, Condit, Fitch, Kos, MacDonald, Ellenberger, Alves, Hendricks and Sanchez, you probably should retire. Don’t be scared, Homie.
Any TUF Alumni
will have difficulties beating Macdonald. He is the TUF Killer for a reason
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Sig Bet with KO's and Knees: Franke/Bendo: 2 weeks (Frankie)
Sig Bet with KO's and Knees: Shields/Akiyama: 2 weeks (Shields)
The feast is over for Nick Diaz. No longer will he dine on mediocre fighters from lesser promotions. With a future promising fights against GSP, Condit, Fitch, Kos, MacDonald, Ellenberger, Alves, Hendricks and Sanchez, you probably should retire. Don’t be scared, Homie.
hahahaha! @kim jong-il
I’m almost complete with my transformation…once they attach that donkey schlong on me, I will be able to satisfy myself like danago does all day long and change my name to Buck Angel II
I lost to Cruz Jackson. He’s the best. I padded his record and just a can. I talk shit to try and get replies when In reality I still play the original Halo on original XBOX like a religiously. I’m so totally awesome and straight and I act gay on a blog only because I’m the second loneliest mother fucker on Mania. First goes to Stallion. I want Shivan to lose to Cruz and Diaz to show how overrated he is. My favorite fighter is Josh Burkman. Thank You.
"i oilcheck need to take a reality check.What an imbecile i am to even think of going up against Scott1 with his perfect 1 and 0 sig record.I am already known as Manias biggest scumbag now i’ve got the moniker of a loser as well!TUT TUT SMH!!!"
I played 8=Danago in words with friends and he quit just like shogun.
Damn belcher just got done rehabbing and injury and now the UFC wants him to get an amputation. ??
bloody queef bubble
by wooly shambler on Feb 13, 2012 1:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
palhares should be the favorite, but i wouldnt be shocked if belcher won
Fuck It Dude, Life's A Risk
by theoregonduck on Feb 13, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
I am going to have to call Belcher Gimpy after this fight.
I'm still waiting for my CM Punk WWE Ice Cream Bar.
X Box Gamertag: OneRabidDingo
It would lead me to believe that @bisping must have pissed off @danawhite something fierce. RT @drjamezkelske: @danhendo just out of curiosity, if the #ufc comes to you and asks you to fight Bisping again how do you respond?" -Dan Henderson
You're an idiot.
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions

It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!
oh yeah!
My boy palhares coming back into action! Aggressive matchmaking this is going to be a fun fight.
Anyone watch ‘Breaking Bad’? This dude is Tuco for sure.
by cockmeat of the year on Feb 13, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
yes sir! Hahaha!
looks and craziness.
I’m almost complete with my transformation…once they attach that donkey schlong on me, I will be able to satisfy myself like danago does all day long and change my name to Buck Angel II
I lost to Cruz Jackson. He’s the best. I padded his record and just a can. I talk shit to try and get replies when In reality I still play the original Halo on original XBOX like a religiously. I’m so totally awesome and straight and I act gay on a blog only because I’m the second loneliest mother fucker on Mania. First goes to Stallion. I want Shivan to lose to Cruz and Diaz to show how overrated he is. My favorite fighter is Josh Burkman. Thank You.
"i oilcheck need to take a reality check.What an imbecile i am to even think of going up against Scott1 with his perfect 1 and 0 sig record.I am already known as Manias biggest scumbag now i’ve got the moniker of a loser as well!TUT TUT SMH!!!"
I played 8=Danago in words with friends and he quit just like shogun.
So...
You got Tuco or the Johnny Cash guy?
by cockmeat of the year on Feb 13, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Paul "Tuco" Harris all day
It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!
I'd rather face Overeem or Cigano than Palhares.
These fuckin leg locks are terrifying, they look like the most painful thing that could happen to you. Knock me out, break my arm, or choke me out. Just don’t twist my leg like that pretty please.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
are you asking why i call him paul harris? or why he's gonna win?
Fuck It Dude, Life's A Risk
by theoregonduck on Feb 13, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, I’d like to see Belcher vs Bisping. I think Belcher beats everyone ass in the stand up at MW except for Vitor and Silva of course.
Belcher vs Bisping / Stann / Leben is all win.
oh man I would love to see Belcher vs Bisping
You know, some days I forget that I have a memory.
by I.AM.miSTAKen on Feb 13, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
I've been hoping for that for a while now
"Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night... all day" ~Nick Diaz
I think Belcher damn near got out struck by Ed Herman.
He is the most inconsistant fighter in the UFC.
100% agreed
at times he looks like the next MW champ and the next minute he looks like shit against Akiyama.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
i didnt think he looked that terrible against akiyama
i mean, not like a world beater, but it was a decent performance
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
harold camping for president
I’m almost complete with my transformation…once they attach that donkey schlong on me, I will be able to satisfy myself like danago does all day long and change my name to Buck Angel II
I lost to Cruz Jackson. He’s the best. I padded his record and just a can. I talk shit to try and get replies when In reality I still play the original Halo on original XBOX like a religiously. I’m so totally awesome and straight and I act gay on a blog only because I’m the second loneliest mother fucker on Mania. First goes to Stallion. I want Shivan to lose to Cruz and Diaz to show how overrated he is. My favorite fighter is Josh Burkman. Thank You.
"i oilcheck need to take a reality check.What an imbecile i am to even think of going up against Scott1 with his perfect 1 and 0 sig record.I am already known as Manias biggest scumbag now i’ve got the moniker of a loser as well!TUT TUT SMH!!!"
I played 8=Danago in words with friends and he quit just like shogun.
A new breed of flying Pig has been discovered in Hamburg!
I can do press-ups on my fingers!!! I just use all 10 of them and my palms too.
belcher is a great fighter, no doubt
but i think 8/10, bisping beats the breaks off of him
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
sucks
I had high hopes for Belcher.
I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.
Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.
Sig bet record 2-6*
fo shizzel
I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.
Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.
Sig bet record 2-6*
Belcher better avoid the MT body kicks he likes to throw so often.
Poor Belcher, first his eye now his leg.
by bloody_cage_junkie on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 PM EST via mobile reply actions
i know hes gonna be a full blown pirate soon!
"ever heard of a tune up? tee hee hee hee
"ah hee hee hee ever heard of a ritual killing? tee hee hee hee"
"i dont get it"
"you gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one tee hee hee hee"
by scott1 on Feb 13, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I laughed
I promise not to post anymore fat chick or poop gifs.
Im extremely sensitive. The pussy kind of sensitive where I cry like twice a day. I love Cruz Jackson and am honored to be a part of his winning record. I’m his new bitch, step aside Stallion I got that dick now.
Sig bet record 2-6*
by ShivanTiger on Feb 13, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
LMFAO!
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Classic +1
bloody queef bubble
by wooly shambler on Feb 13, 2012 2:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
LOL
awesome!
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
Let's go Giants!!! clap clap clap-clap-clap
by ViolentMike on Feb 13, 2012 1:47 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
LMMFAO!
"My mentality is singular in that I want to be world champs each and every year, so that's what we work toward. I have a tough time acknowledging levels of success short of that. That's just how I'm wired." - Mike Tomlin
by MDSTEELERSFAN on Feb 13, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
weeks in hospital for torn ligament?
i’m betting it’s under 3
pride never die.
oh great
A guy who loves to stand and bang and throw lots of kicks is going up against a guy who specializes in leg locks. This one is a tough one to predict.
You know, some days I forget that I have a memory.
The best part of this
is how he shifts his momentum and just drives him straight down rather than just dropping him and letting gravity do the work.
by HeadKickLegSweep on Feb 13, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
How did he exactly picked the guy up?
Looks like you need allot of gorillastrenght to make such a awesome slam!
Belcher might be the biggest 185'r in the world.
and he is a pretty strong kid.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
He's bigger than Sonnen, AS, Paul, Quarry, Hector?
Not disagreeing as I don’t know what he walks at or his height, but I never thought of him as a massive mw.
You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"
by *Californication* on Feb 13, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
bigger than sonnen, silva, and palhares
quarry was a big boy, and i havent seen him in a bit so idk…i dont think hes bigger than lombard
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
Ive never considered to big a big MW
interesting.
You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"
by *Californication* on Feb 13, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Lombard isn’t, he is a huge 5’8 mw…he’s not as big as you think. He doesn’t cut a hwole lot to make 185. Remember at UFC 74 he was to be a WW
"with a good physique and explosiveness anybody can perform a takedown"
-RoBerto
by Lesnar's striking coach on Feb 13, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
I wasa referring to Belcher
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I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"
by *Californication* on Feb 13, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
Can't find any good staredown pics
only Akiyama and Cote, both smaller 185’rs.
Belcher is a pretty big dude. Definitely bigger framed than Sonnen and AS, but the height difference between Lomabrd?Paul HArris to belcher is tough to guage.
Belcher could easily jab his way to victory in this fight. He has really good stand-up.
Mania is not quite Mania without Dakatak. Come back soon, Dak.
Please copy this sig if you agree.
I looked as well
was hoping for an Okami staredown.
Oh well.
You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"
by *Californication* on Feb 13, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
I think UFC has gone full retard along with palhares
So they want to show someone’s knee getting ripped off on fox…good job UFC, hopefully it doesn’t play out like ADCC 2011
dumbasses
have you seen the actual match from adcc 2011?
‘cause palhares didn’t hit that other guy as he complains. Palhares tried to pat him in the back for a great match but when you mix retard functional strenght + mild crazyness + whinny loser you get bad PR mojo
pride never die.
i think ufc fighters on fox need to maintain compsure and not rip people’s limbs off when they know they have the sub. He can at least yell to the ref like “hey man come stop this”
rousimar is either a fuckin idiot or a pice of shit, either way he should not be on fox card
he's mentally unstable
and it’s awesome!
I’m almost complete with my transformation…once they attach that donkey schlong on me, I will be able to satisfy myself like danago does all day long and change my name to Buck Angel II
I lost to Cruz Jackson. He’s the best. I padded his record and just a can. I talk shit to try and get replies when In reality I still play the original Halo on original XBOX like a religiously. I’m so totally awesome and straight and I act gay on a blog only because I’m the second loneliest mother fucker on Mania. First goes to Stallion. I want Shivan to lose to Cruz and Diaz to show how overrated he is. My favorite fighter is Josh Burkman. Thank You.
"i oilcheck need to take a reality check.What an imbecile i am to even think of going up against Scott1 with his perfect 1 and 0 sig record.I am already known as Manias biggest scumbag now i’ve got the moniker of a loser as well!TUT TUT SMH!!!"
I played 8=Danago in words with friends and he quit just like shogun.
by OilCheck on Feb 13, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
haha! gonna be a good fight though.
I’m almost complete with my transformation…once they attach that donkey schlong on me, I will be able to satisfy myself like danago does all day long and change my name to Buck Angel II
I lost to Cruz Jackson. He’s the best. I padded his record and just a can. I talk shit to try and get replies when In reality I still play the original Halo on original XBOX like a religiously. I’m so totally awesome and straight and I act gay on a blog only because I’m the second loneliest mother fucker on Mania. First goes to Stallion. I want Shivan to lose to Cruz and Diaz to show how overrated he is. My favorite fighter is Josh Burkman. Thank You.
"i oilcheck need to take a reality check.What an imbecile i am to even think of going up against Scott1 with his perfect 1 and 0 sig record.I am already known as Manias biggest scumbag now i’ve got the moniker of a loser as well!TUT TUT SMH!!!"
I played 8=Danago in words with friends and he quit just like shogun.
yeah probably, as long as it’s not like miller palhares or marquardt palhares
palhares has been in the dumbest fights i have ever seen
as long as he takes his schizophrenia medication he's fine.
I’m almost complete with my transformation…once they attach that donkey schlong on me, I will be able to satisfy myself like danago does all day long and change my name to Buck Angel II
I lost to Cruz Jackson. He’s the best. I padded his record and just a can. I talk shit to try and get replies when In reality I still play the original Halo on original XBOX like a religiously. I’m so totally awesome and straight and I act gay on a blog only because I’m the second loneliest mother fucker on Mania. First goes to Stallion. I want Shivan to lose to Cruz and Diaz to show how overrated he is. My favorite fighter is Josh Burkman. Thank You.
"i oilcheck need to take a reality check.What an imbecile i am to even think of going up against Scott1 with his perfect 1 and 0 sig record.I am already known as Manias biggest scumbag now i’ve got the moniker of a loser as well!TUT TUT SMH!!!"
I played 8=Danago in words with friends and he quit just like shogun.
but for all the shit i talk i have to admit i will be excited to watch him because he does have skills, i really hope he takes his meds xD
i agree.
its his unpredictabilty that makes him exciting.
I’m almost complete with my transformation…once they attach that donkey schlong on me, I will be able to satisfy myself like danago does all day long and change my name to Buck Angel II
I lost to Cruz Jackson. He’s the best. I padded his record and just a can. I talk shit to try and get replies when In reality I still play the original Halo on original XBOX like a religiously. I’m so totally awesome and straight and I act gay on a blog only because I’m the second loneliest mother fucker on Mania. First goes to Stallion. I want Shivan to lose to Cruz and Diaz to show how overrated he is. My favorite fighter is Josh Burkman. Thank You.
"i oilcheck need to take a reality check.What an imbecile i am to even think of going up against Scott1 with his perfect 1 and 0 sig record.I am already known as Manias biggest scumbag now i’ve got the moniker of a loser as well!TUT TUT SMH!!!"
I played 8=Danago in words with friends and he quit just like shogun.
its his unpredictability
that makes him scary and dangerous
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
it's his predictability that makes him scary and dangerous
he’s batshit crazy but we all know what he’s going to do. yep, take home a leg.
"There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes. ~James Morrow
by F'n Clownshoes on Feb 13, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
not necessarily
hes got some other top notch subs in his arsenal…his armbar from the back against salaverry was one of the most gorgeous subs ive seen in mma competition
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
ooh i gotta look that up, i lovearmbarsto take it from the back xD
Fixed
I’m almost complete with my transformation…once they attach that donkey schlong on me, I will be able to satisfy myself like danago does all day long and change my name to Buck Angel II
I lost to Cruz Jackson. He’s the best. I padded his record and just a can. I talk shit to try and get replies when In reality I still play the original Halo on original XBOX like a religiously. I’m so totally awesome and straight and I act gay on a blog only because I’m the second loneliest mother fucker on Mania. First goes to Stallion. I want Shivan to lose to Cruz and Diaz to show how overrated he is. My favorite fighter is Josh Burkman. Thank You.
"i oilcheck need to take a reality check.What an imbecile i am to even think of going up against Scott1 with his perfect 1 and 0 sig record.I am already known as Manias biggest scumbag now i’ve got the moniker of a loser as well!TUT TUT SMH!!!"
I played 8=Danago in words with friends and he quit just like shogun.
yes.
it’s HARD for me to resist those kind of posts.
I’m almost complete with my transformation…once they attach that donkey schlong on me, I will be able to satisfy myself like danago does all day long and change my name to Buck Angel II
I lost to Cruz Jackson. He’s the best. I padded his record and just a can. I talk shit to try and get replies when In reality I still play the original Halo on original XBOX like a religiously. I’m so totally awesome and straight and I act gay on a blog only because I’m the second loneliest mother fucker on Mania. First goes to Stallion. I want Shivan to lose to Cruz and Diaz to show how overrated he is. My favorite fighter is Josh Burkman. Thank You.
"i oilcheck need to take a reality check.What an imbecile i am to even think of going up against Scott1 with his perfect 1 and 0 sig record.I am already known as Manias biggest scumbag now i’ve got the moniker of a loser as well!TUT TUT SMH!!!"
I played 8=Danago in words with friends and he quit just like shogun.
thanks! 8=D
I’m almost complete with my transformation…once they attach that donkey schlong on me, I will be able to satisfy myself like danago does all day long and change my name to Buck Angel II
I lost to Cruz Jackson. He’s the best. I padded his record and just a can. I talk shit to try and get replies when In reality I still play the original Halo on original XBOX like a religiously. I’m so totally awesome and straight and I act gay on a blog only because I’m the second loneliest mother fucker on Mania. First goes to Stallion. I want Shivan to lose to Cruz and Diaz to show how overrated he is. My favorite fighter is Josh Burkman. Thank You.
"i oilcheck need to take a reality check.What an imbecile i am to even think of going up against Scott1 with his perfect 1 and 0 sig record.I am already known as Manias biggest scumbag now i’ve got the moniker of a loser as well!TUT TUT SMH!!!"
I played 8=Danago in words with friends and he quit just like shogun.
i know what you are saying.
i thought you were saying his mental unpredictability was scary.
"There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes. ~James Morrow
by F'n Clownshoes on Feb 13, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
thats exactly what i was saying
i was just also saying that hes not necessarily gonna work for a leg
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
just say he is a Brazilian Jungle Batshit Crazy Sub-Machine God…..and we’ll be all good
"There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes. ~James Morrow
by F'n Clownshoes on Feb 13, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
you go rot in hell and die!!!!!!
Paul Harris is a Brazilian Jungle God and shall not be spoken of like that. may you burn in the 7th pit of hell…….
anyway, if Belcher can maintain reach and remember that he has a jab and that jab works, he can beat the “almighty tree stump”
"There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes. ~James Morrow
by F'n Clownshoes on Feb 13, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
sport grappling is far from combat imo and u said it yourself…“sport”
so he needs to show sportsmanship and care if his opponents knees get mangled…he shows no heart, after he fucked avellan’s knee, he just walks away with his hand up like “what did u expect”
i actually expected him to hold the sub and not crank it, thats what i do when i roll because i respect the opponent and i wouldnt want them to crank my limbs
especially heel hooks, u dont crank them, that’s why they dont let white belts train heel hooks and palhares for all the skill he has acts like a fuckin white belt
they restarted in that position
Paul was cranking to be sure his opponent couldn’t quickly escape. I think you make too much out of it.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
dude
hes a liability…i sure as shit would be scared to roll with him, who knows when hes gonna let go of whatever he catches
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
i would be scared shitless to roll with him, whenever someone in training asks me to roll i always say yes even if i know they will smash me…but palhares i would say no
i agree
i have no problem rolling with a black belt if i know im not gonna end up in the hospital after…and with mr. harris i wouldnt be so sure
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
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i'd roll w him in a minute if i was up to his calibre
his training partners love him and they all roll w/ him. why the fuck would anyone think he would fuck people up that he’s just rolling w/ in the gym.
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by F'n Clownshoes on Feb 13, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Because he fucks up everything and everybody
and appears to have IQ of a goat.
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by *Californication* on Feb 13, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
i'd roll w/ a goat....sup?
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by F'n Clownshoes on Feb 13, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
So would Drew
you want to be in that category?
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by *Californication* on Feb 13, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
god no
i never want to be in anything remotely related to Drew.
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by F'n Clownshoes on Feb 13, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
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by MDSTEELERSFAN on Feb 13, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
they started him in a sub, there was no escape, even rickson could not have escaped that, palhares had total control and could have decided to stretch the knee or crank the knee, it’s not that i think too much about it but i know what’s going on there, i heel hook and get heel hooked plenty
you even hear people that know what’s up say “i cant watch this”
everyone knew what this jackass was gonna do
no possible escape?
I am a rookie when it comes to grappling events. Why on earth would they restart in that position if there was no possible way for him to escape. Seems like you should be mad at the officials. Sounds like they made a dangerous decision.
From what I saw of the match (I did watch it on youtube)…They locked them back up into that position, Paul was ready to go and Avellan was gearing up in what appeared to be a real attempt to break the hold right on the start. To me (a novice) it looked like Paul cranked it not out of anger, but out of a desire to not let Avellan get out of it on such a weird restart.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
The whole situation was fucked, avellan knew he was beat when he rolled out of bounds, but wanted another chance to escape so the crazy motherfucker actually let rousimar try shain with a fully locked heel hook xD
officials are retarded to start someone in a full blown heel hook and not stand inches away ready to stop!!!
Everyone involved had some form of stupidity displayed so yeah u r right I forgot about the others and full blame doesn’t rest on him but I guarantee u Marcelo would have got the tap and allowed the opponent to walk away, skill vs retard strength!
by hades666 on Feb 13, 2012 4:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Roger would have got the tap and avellan would walk away fine
He’s too stupid to respect his opponents, he needs to receive a late stoppage do he sees how it feels :/
by hades666 on Feb 13, 2012 4:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
but Paul Harris luvz U...

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Ahhhh how can I stay mad at the guy!! XD
by hades666 on Feb 13, 2012 4:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
WAR BELCHER
I think this is going to look a lot like Mardquart v Paul Harris
by HeadKickLegSweep on Feb 13, 2012 1:05 PM EST reply actions
Solid bout, winner gets put in line for a shot. Winner gets Vitor/Okami/Munoz?
Long live the dragon!!!
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Weidman isn't fighting anyone coming off a loss until he loses.
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hell probably get the winner
of simpson-markes
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too low
Weidman should get winner of Okami-Boetsch
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I can dig it
Not sure I’d sign on to fight Paul.
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by *Californication* on Feb 13, 2012 1:23 PM EST reply actions
Palhares torques legs/knees/ankles.
Long live the dragon!!!
by Octagon Brilliance on Feb 13, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Dan Miller almost beat him, stop talking like this guy is elite. He isn’t, he has huge holes in his striking. If he can’t get the fight down against a guy like Beltcher, he’s done.
Bobby Southworth
You shut your goddamned mouth, sir.
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by *Californication* on Feb 13, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Jesse keepin it real as dabago today
although with that much actuall MMA knowledge, I would say Tommy took the day off…
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Does Geno never get a turn?
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by *Californication* on Feb 13, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Geno is the WWE danago
I thought you knew that?
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yes
You may have missed it a few weeks back when Cr8 all but admitted to it when I called her out…
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Cr8 is back?
What did she admit. Snippet me.
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by *Californication* on Feb 13, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Geno allows her the use of the danago account
she is the danago with feelings.
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Oh wow
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by *Californication* on Feb 13, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
lol
like I have said before.
It is the grandest conspiracy ever, or I am a fucking loon. I personally don’t care which.
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So many to keep track of
I dig the sig btw
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by *Californication* on Feb 13, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
I copied it from Scotti
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Didn't say he's elite, i said he torques stuff.
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by Octagon Brilliance on Feb 13, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
hes not an elite fighter
but hes an elite grappler
If you think, you are late
If you are late, you use strength
If you use strength, you tire
And if you tire, you die
he is an elite being
he is an elite tree stump
he brings limbs of humans back to the rain forrest to replace the limbs of trees he breaks during training.
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by F'n Clownshoes on Feb 13, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am not sure which i want more...
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if you offer Paul Harris the limbs
he may give you the Gold….
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by F'n Clownshoes on Feb 13, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
and with the gold, I can buy some limbs...
I like the way you think!!
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I hear Taiwan has a solid market for that
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by *Californication* on Feb 13, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
I read a Zombie Apocalypse book a few months back and one of the ways they spread the “disease” was through the black market organ trade of SE Asia. It seemed too much until I looked it up.
Ther is some very fucked up shit going on in the world.
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World War Z
Excellent choice
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The perspective was different
I liked the “chronicle” aspect of it with differing viewpoints.
I would recommend it to anyone who likes the genre.
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I was thinking about it.
Is it a book all of its own or is it a series with books before it??
Don't make me swing on you bro
stand alone
and doesn’t seem like it will be a series.
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nice
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by *Californication* on Feb 13, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
my logic is sound
through all limbs good will come. for Paul Harris will grant the gold for some….are you worthy?
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by F'n Clownshoes on Feb 13, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
damn
(shuffling his feet in the dirt…)
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i am clueless
something about that short, crazy, BJJ genius make me fuckin’ looney. i think we have the most minimally strong mind link in the history of mankind…….or not.
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by F'n Clownshoes on Feb 13, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
I got stann in that one.
Long live the dragon!!!
by Octagon Brilliance on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
I have always like Sakara but i don't have a lot of confidence in him.
Long live the dragon!!!
by Octagon Brilliance on Feb 13, 2012 1:33 PM EST reply actions
I guess Bisping awaits, he has fought a lot lately.
Munoz vs. Bisping
Herman vs. Munoz
Herman vs. Bisping
Cung Le vs. Mayhem Miller
Bisping vs. the winner of Belcher/Palhares
Stann
"with a good physique and explosiveness anybody can perform a takedown"
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by Lesnar's striking coach on Feb 13, 2012 1:41 PM EST reply actions
Weidman vs. Stann (If he wins) or Herman. A wina nd he gets in a title contention fight.
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by Lesnar's striking coach on Feb 13, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Im going to get to see a leg ripped of LIVE
YESSSSS
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the true origin of palhares
One story the guys told me, the story that I do believe, was from Paul Harris’ days in Brazil. There was a gang of legs that wanted their own mob. Three legs came to his home, looking for him. They find his wife and kids in the house and decide to wait for Paul Harris. He comes home to find his wife had been kicked repeatedly, and his children are screaming. The legs let him know they meant business, by kicking his son in the face. Paul Harris looked over the faces of his family; then he shows these legs what willpower really was. He kills his wife and kids, and rips two of the legs that showed up clean in half.
He lets the last leg go, waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and then he goes after the other legs. He tears their ACLs, PCLs, MCLs, and their meniscuses, he ruptures their achilles tendons, he snaps their tibulas in half. And just like that, poof …he’s gone. He becomes a myth, a spook story that legs tell their kids at night……how do you kick Paul Harris/the devil in his back ? what if you miss ?
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I've heard of a tibia and I've heard of a fibula
but what is a tibula?
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I mispelled and its an urban legend anyway
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Paul Harris looked over the faces of his family; then he shows these legs what willpower really was. He kills his wife and kids
so Paul Harris is Chris Benoit?

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ha! geno won't even acknowledge you mention him
that being said, roosevelt is making a parody of the usual suspects in case anyone hasn’t seen that movie (highly doubtful).
pride never die.
never saw it
again, not a big movie guy.
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watch it
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sigh....kaiser Soze from the usual suspects....
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by rooseveltdunn on Feb 13, 2012 3:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
sigh....kaiser Soze from the usual suspects....
"i don't think people change, change requires re-wiring and thats a lot to go through, i think they adjust and learn a better way of dealing with themselves and others ... they don't really change, they do selfless things to conform to an extent to the expectations of the ones they want in their lives ..." -Dis Vincent
by rooseveltdunn on Feb 13, 2012 3:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Very nice usual Suspects segway...
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by MDSTEELERSFAN on Feb 13, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
belcher has good td defense
but paul has more to his arsenal..loves trips, whips,judo, all that jazz..he’ll find a way
to the mat and challenge with leg locks by mid to late 1st..belcher needs to make this a kickboxing match and try and headkick palhares out..
I like the match
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