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Listen up, fools. Ric Flair has seen the best that MMA has to offer and he's not impressed. Why? Because "The Nature Boy" had to deal with Harley Race, Dick Slater and Haku, three of the baddest men to ever live.
Pro wrestling legend Ric Flair (woo!) is taking you kidz to school.
What's today's lesson? The legacy of three of the baddest men to ever step foot inside the squared circle. In fact, they were so tough (woo!), they could have beaten any mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter on the planet.
"The Nature Boy" drops knowledge on (woo!) WrestleNewz:
"I will watch MMA if someone I know is actually in it, but all the guys I know personally are gone. Liddell’s gone — he’s a good friend. Ortiz is gone — he’s a good friend too. Brock Lesnar is gone. The other guys now, I don’t watch, because I don’t care about them. But I’ll tell you: I have been in matches with Bruiser Brody that were tougher than any MMA match! Especially in Tokyo. Same thing with Stan Hansen. Try getting in the ring with him one time in Tokyo, brother. Good lord! And F.Y.I., nobody in MMA could have beaten Harley Race or Dick Slater. Those guys were just that tough. And remember Haku? Don’t ever think that anybody would mess with Haku. If he was a young guy and he got into MMA, my god — he’d have done everything! He was the toughest son of a bitch I’ve ever met in my whole life. No lie, take my word for it."
Bitch please. Those fools wouldn't have lasted one round with (woo!) the artist formerly known as
Tonga "Meng," who's now kicking ass and taking names at a Toyota dealership in Kissimmee, Florida. Is that a dead bug on your windshield?
TONGAN DEATH GRIP!
Sorry WWE haters, but your chumps inside the Octagon just got set straight.