Not Ray Elbe, but it still looks painful. - Phil Walter
It's the holiday season and I know you're searching for that something special for your significant other. Why not surprise them with a stocking stuffed with pics of Ray Elbe's bloody penis?
Slow news day.
I'm sure by now most mixed martial arts (MMA) fans have heard about former Ultimate Fighter (TUF) 9 hopeful Ray Elbe, who cock-blocked himself after a rough night of boot knocking with his lady friend. Yes, his claim to fame is snapping his penis in half.
From his video blog:
"I was having intercourse with my girlfriend... and ended up breaking - fracturing - my penis bone. It's actually possible guys. The doctor expects a full recovery... keeping it safe doesn't mean just wearing a condom! I hope my story helps someone with a similar injury in some way…as this experience is truly something you would never wish on anyone lol."
What a dick.
In any event, Elbe (23-11), who was eliminated from TUF competition before making it into the "US vs. UK" version of the combat sports reality show, is now selling a pic of his prick, to help cover "thousands of dollars in medical bills," according to the fine reporters at TMZ.