Feeling down? Is life kicking you in the ass and you need a quick pick-me-up? Do you wish you could just pick up the phone and call up your favorite sports star or mixed martial arts fighter (MMA) for a quick chat?

Well, now you can!

For only $11.99 a minute, you can have a one-on-one conversation with MMA legend and Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) Hall of Famer, Ken Shamrock, by dialing Call A Champ. That's right, only $11.99 a minute! What you decide to talk about, well now, that's entirely up to you.

From the site's description of this ‘once in a lifetime' opportunity:

"The talented speaker possesses a story that is unique and compelling. Audiences find Ken's dynamic delivery spellbinding as well as highly motivational. Shamrock customizes every speech to fit the unique needs of the occasion, he inspires and uplifts his listeners with encouragement to persevere through hardship and seemingly overwhelming odds, living lives of meaning, integrity, and dignity."

Eat your heart out, Tony Robbins.

A chat with Shamrock is currently a bit more expensive than one with former NBA superstars Horace Grant, Tim Hardaway and Rick Barry but pales in comparison to the $19.95 former NFL star, Bubba Paris, charges.

Kids, make sure you get your parents' permission first before you pile onto to their phone bill.