Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) heavyweight legend Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira stop by the office (sans shirt) and squirt lotion all over himself?

Me neither.

I also never imagined "Minotauro" dancing Gangnam-style or eating a giant pineapple like a bloodthirsty primate. But that hasn't stopped Honda from fulfilling a request I never had, which is to see "Big Nog" do all of those things, and more.

Kinda makes me wanna go out and buy a motorcycle.

The Brazilian cagefighter is getting some advertising love from the automotive giant in this recent ad for its latest scooter. And why not? Nogueira is coming off a triumphant submission win over Dave Herman at the UFC 153 event in "Rio," a stunning achievement considering how badly his arm was broken in a loss to Frank Mir just 10 months prior.

It may, however, be time to ditch that shower cap.