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UFC Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer will date you if you're fat (but you have to be funny)

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UFC Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer gives hope to fat guys around the globe by admitting one of her longest relationships was with a fat guy who was funny. Are you the next in line to fill those EEE shoes? Find out what she looks for in a date right here.

Maybe size doesn't matter after all.

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer would rather date a funny fat guy than a boring fit guy. In fact, one of her longest relationships was with someone from the husky variety who was quick with a joke (and a light of your smoke).

So, what's the moral of this story?

Put down that dumbbell and pick up a copy of Truly Tasteless Jokes. And if you somehow finagle a date with the world's hottest cage card girl, take her to a concert, not a poker game with your broskis. Of course, that probably holds true with any first date.

But you didn't come here for dating advice.

You came here to stare at Brittney, so go ahead and watch the video above and if that doesn't do it for you, check out this post from last week to see her in all most of her glory.

Enjoy!

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