Gina Carano's 'Haywire' movie review
The great thing about going to see Gina Carano's Haywire movie, which opens in theaters nationwide on Jan. 20, 2012, is that even if you don't like the film, you're still entitled to almost two hours of gratuitous ogling of the former mixed martial arts (MMA) champion.
And that's really the secret ingredient in making Haywire, directed by Steven Soderbergh and co-starring Ewan McGregor, such an effective R-rated action thriller.
This is a starring vehicle for the former American Gladiator and while we know she can fight, having amassed a 7-1 record during her career as a professional MMA fighter, what we didn't know was whether or not she could act.
She can.
That's not to suggest she'll be walking the red carpet at this year's Academy Awards, but keep in mind Carano is sharing the screen with such celluloid legends as Antonio Banderas and Michael Douglas.
Think about that for a second. Our Gina Carano is chewing scenery with Gordon-freaking-Gekko.
Haywire tells the story of Mallory Kane (Carano), a super-secret spy recruited by her former boss (McGregor) to do "one last job" for a faceless organization. As the film unfolds, she finds herself betrayed and on the run, not sure who to trust as she chop-sockys her way back onto U.S. soil.
In other words, it's the same tired formula we've seen in countless other spy flicks.
So why is this film so damn enjoyable? Well, for starters, Soderbergh is a master craftsman. His usual trademarks are all here, including his signature gritty style, established in previous films like The Limey and Traffic.
Fight scenes, inevitable when your leading role is embodied by a professional cage-fighter, never overstep the boundaries defined in a legitimate combat sports competition. Wire work is nonexistent and editing is done primarily in long shots.
And, most importantly, in real time.
That was a major concern for me, as a fan of both MMA and action movies. Nothing irks me more than two "fighters" executing tornado kicks while dangling from a helicopter or flying through the windshield of an oncoming cement truck.
But is it fair to classify Haywire as simply an exercise in style?
Perhaps. The plot is so thin you could practically floss with it, but every actor who put pen to paper and walked on set, including the terrific Michael Fassbender (Inglorious Basterds) and flavor-of-the-month Channing Tatum (G.I. Joe), plays it straight, giving Haywire a much-needed feeling of authenticity.
At the end of the day, however, the success of this caper is directly proportionate to the mainstream appeal of Carano, who glows onscreen with an understated charm and old-school glamor, like the kind you might expect from a leading lady in the silent film era.
Not bad for a gal who used to make a living by getting punched in the face for a few hundred bucks a month.
The artist formerly known as "Conviction" is a natural beauty, refreshingly full-figured with a touch of girl-next-door-ishness, allowing her to kick the crap out of gun-toting bad guys without the audience thinking, "Yeah, right."
While Carano is the focal point of the narrative, she plays it no differently than what you might expect from a male counterpart in the same role: Withdrawn, brooding and only speaking when the plot requires her to.
In fact, most of her actual "acting" is relegated to body language.
That's by design, as Soderbergh makes a concerted effort to play to her strengths, instead of rolling the dice with a more developed character for her onscreen debut. And having an all-star cast to support her certainly doesn't hurt.
The result is a film of remarkable appeal.
Carano commands the screen and ultimately, the audience. By the time the end credits roll, you will have gotten exactly what you paid for: "The Face of Women's MMA" doing exactly what she does best.
Kicking ass and looking good in the process.
I know a lot of steadfast moviegoers have stopped trekking to the theater as a result of rising ticket prices and substandard offerings. Haywire, one of the first major motion pictures of 2012, is the strongest argument you can make for reconsidering that position.
MMAmania.com Managing Editor Jesse Holland attended an October 2011 screening of Haywire. You can follow more of his exploits on Twitter @Jesse_Holland. Or not. To see what all the fuss is about, check out the complete Haywire movie trailer here.
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On a scale of 1 to 5, I give it FOUR CANKLES UP!!!
When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.
by P-Dub on Jan 8, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
You thought it was funny 9000 times? Not the smartest cookie i guess.
Here do I swear fealty and service to Choro, the mightiest and most hung of all Maniacs. In trolling or absence. In living or dying. From this hour henceforth, until my Lord release me…or the banhammer…take me.
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P-Dub, we expect more out of you...
The cankle shit is, and always was, lame.
PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING is FUCKING RETARDED
by Nokimono on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
only relevant question is
how little clothing does she wear throughout the movie…?
Pro Sig record:10-5
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
Sig bet with Unambig on Sanchez-Ellenberger. SANCHEZ
Bring ABB back to Mania
Stockton Motherfuckers
yes
She should at least have tight pants with plenty of ass shots
by theultimate on Jan 8, 2012 10:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Disagree
I thought the movie was a Poor man’s Bourne Identity…
She is not a good actress at all….
Salt was utter garbage
The most unbelievable unrealistic scenes they made james bond look like braveheart
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
still too early, give it a month
IMDB ratings usually shoot up at the start
I am willing to test myself against the toughest fighters in the world, in front of hundreds of thousands or even millions of fans, over and over again. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, but I always come to fight. I've been doing this for the past fourteen years, and I have at least a few more strong years left in me. What have you done in the past fourteen years other than act like a moron on this forum and hang on Anderson's nuts? - Dan Henderson.
Most new actresses always have to show some tits an bush to get the role.
Everyone knows the long list of actresses that have had to show sum skin to get famous. I just hope gina will take the same path. Cuz i luv me sum titties.
This is a question for Jesse Holland
On a scale of 1 to 4 stars what would you give Ghost Protocol , you can use halves too. I’m trying to gauge if I can respect your opinion .
"Every time I hear of this guy , I wonder how he was possible." - Joe DiMaggio
by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 8, 2012 11:36 PM EST reply actions
im not jesse but i thought mi4 was very good. probably give it a 3.5
love to watch wand, florian, lauzon, gsp, cain, machida, dos anjos
bones jones will be the champ for a VERY long time
damn that was fun watching tito choke out bader
fedor man its time to hang up the gloves
by Burlzilla129 on Jan 9, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
He would say. I'm not a fag.

Who is the only Maniac to appear in every mmamania fantasy football league superbowl in league history?
by DetroitDrew1980 on Jan 9, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
I give mi4 2 outta 4 stars
"Every time I hear of this guy , I wonder how he was possible." - Joe DiMaggio
by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 9, 2012 3:22 AM EST up reply actions
yep 2, maybe 2.5 if generous. I was prettyy bored through more than half the movie.
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What? Really? The jail break scene? The hotel in Abu Dhabi sequence?
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 9, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Well filmed sequences, yes. But I never really felt any real tension. It's all just kind of humorous, especially with the british guy constantly providing comic relief.
Story was basic, acting was basic. It’s nice to look at, gadgets are sweet, but that’s about it. I was thoroughly disappointed.
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the new mission impossible
was a cheese factory.
5.5 out of 10.
Sherlock Holmes was better, hovering a solid 7.8
I’m not a fan of the mip series past the inaugural.
Knight and Day was a disgrace to his previous masterpieces.
You have been banned from Bloody Elbow.
I don’t know what you said, but I don’t like you.
12/22/11
"You actually got banned 3 times in 2 minutes by 3 different people"
by *Californication* on Jan 9, 2012 2:14 AM EST up reply actions
what about girl with a dragon tatoo ?
I give 3 stars or an 8.0
"Every time I hear of this guy , I wonder how he was possible." - Joe DiMaggio
by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 9, 2012 3:23 AM EST up reply actions
It was good
But the Swedish version was way better. Im pissed that they changed some of the story too
Sig bets with umabig:
Condit beats Diaz on Feb. 4, 2 weeks
Akiyama beats Shields on Feb. 26, 2 week
by enzo-enormous on Jan 9, 2012 9:24 AM EST up reply actions
The American version contained
some plot elements from the novel that the original film did not contain. I thought both films were excellent nevertheless
"Ahh shit. I need to pull out." -G.S.P. (Regarding the need to postpone his title defense at UFC 137, and NOT the immanent need to squirt outside of a lady's vagina)
We know how it's did over here.
"It’s Mark Pavelich calling from the Maximum Fighting Championship,
I’ve just received notice that Drew Fickett or you, I don’t care which one of you fuckers did it, has signed a contract to fight in Strikeforce this fucking weekend. I’m going to get on a fucking plane soon and go where you’re at and choke you the fuck out. I’m telling you right now, I’ve had enough of your fucking shit. First of all, I’ve sent you the fucking pictures and secondly, I placed Drew Fickett in a fight fucking months ago and five weeks prior to my main event of my fucking fight card. You’re going to give me a fucking call tomorrow or I swear I’ll get on a fucking plane and go right where you’re at right now. You’re pissing me off, I’ve been nothing but professional to you motherfuckers and you’re doing this kind of bullshit, alright? Call me back, I’m fucking pissed."
by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Jan 9, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
You guys are crazy. MI3 is supposed to be an over the top action movie with lots of mind bending stunts and crazy spy scenarios. It was very good.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
I agree with OJR I think? Movies should be granted a reasonable amount of creative leniency respective to their genre
And if you’re not going to a movie to be entertained, have a good time or at least try to then don’t bother. I can’t stand people being overly harsh on movies without considering the genre or the intended audience and of course subject matter.
From my sig, here is a paragraph of a Daniel Craig interview speaking of a time when movie marketing was not a factor and critical movie reviews didn’t carry the weight they do now for the lazy or the predisposed disgruntled public; my opinion as well since I can’t stand most critics and I do not wish to see trailers that give away entire plots:
“Something like Blade Runner, nobody knew what the fuck that was,” "There was no fanfare behind it – nothing. You went in to see it and were like, “What the fuck is this about?” It was great. You can’t do that now. I mourn it, I really do. Now everything is explained. Now there’s Rotten Tomatoes, with 120 reviews and your Tomatometer. Just aesthetically, I have a fucking problem with Rotten Tomatoes’ graphics. I mean, what the fuck? I really hate the expert opinion. If you were a fucking expert, you’d be doing it."
If you’re going to see an action movie then guess what? There has to be a balance between believability and entertainment.
Anyway just thought I’d share that.
..."I really hate expert opinion. If you were a fucking expert, you'd be doing it."
- Daniel Craig
I agree 100% with your post.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
Video of Gina Carano in sexy dress at the Haywire movie premiere
http://dwizzlesworld.blogspot.com/2012/01/gina-carano-and-channing-tatum-at.html
Yowzers!!! Seems like she and Channing got a lit something going on on the side. Ugh
"Jesse Holland attended an October 2010 screening"
I know you call yourself lazy….but I feel like this piece could have been written in less than 15 months ;)
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George Carlin
by Scottidog on Jan 9, 2012 1:16 AM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
A lot of good actors.,,..
But it will probably do horrible at thebox office…. I’ll wait 5 months for it to be available on Netflix, I’ll get it and let it sit on my table for four more months while I pay for Netflix then watch it, hate it, and send it back
by ToeLock6 on Jan 9, 2012 1:43 AM EST via mobile reply actions
lol
so true
I’m the biggest fag on mania, I’m more queer than a football bat, I wish i could get all brokeback with Cowboy, I should never pick a country boy to beat a thug. I was out of my mind and will never dis the Diaz brothers again. Actually Nate is the one that’s going to take Frankie’s title. Cruz Jackson is a demigod to all you bitches. and i am his bitch now, I have lost twice to him. Someone please pick a sig bet with him as i can no longer afford to take the beating i have taken.
by ItalianStallion54 on Jan 9, 2012 1:59 AM EST up reply actions
its coming out the same day as underworld: awakening
but I think I think its going to be a solid number 2 this week end probably rake in more than 20 mil on openings week end if things go well.
"Remember kids, don't forget to bring your towels...you wanna get high?"- Towlie
by rooseveltdunn on Jan 9, 2012 8:15 AM EST via mobile reply actions
You forget cOntraband comes out that day too,
Movie looks boss as fuck.
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 9, 2012 9:14 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
good joke
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
The sin which is unpardonable is knowingly and wilfully to reject truth, to fear knowledge lest that knowledge pander not to thy prejudices.
Ah snap, ah snap. Come to my macaroni party and take a nap.
My thought's as well.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
You guys serious or what?
That movie’s gunna be the top of that weekend hands down.
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 10, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Yo Holland
so does she show the goods or not?
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
The sin which is unpardonable is knowingly and wilfully to reject truth, to fear knowledge lest that knowledge pander not to thy prejudices.
Ah snap, ah snap. Come to my macaroni party and take a nap.
Yo Rocky!
Sig bets with umabig:
Condit beats Diaz on Feb. 4, 2 weeks
Akiyama beats Shields on Feb. 26, 2 week
by enzo-enormous on Jan 9, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
You don't like fighting through windshields?
What, you’re not a fan of Peter fighting the Chicken on Family Guy?
best fight sequence evah
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
The sin which is unpardonable is knowingly and wilfully to reject truth, to fear knowledge lest that knowledge pander not to thy prejudices.
Ah snap, ah snap. Come to my macaroni party and take a nap.
I take that back, Foot Fist Way
best fight sequence ever ever
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
The sin which is unpardonable is knowingly and wilfully to reject truth, to fear knowledge lest that knowledge pander not to thy prejudices.
Ah snap, ah snap. Come to my macaroni party and take a nap.

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