Jacob Volkmann in trouble again for UFC 141 post-fight Barack Obama joke
Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) lightweight Jacob Volkmann has once again found himself in hot water after calling out President Barack Obama in his post-fight victory speech at UFC 141: "Lesnar vs. Overeem" this past weekend (Dec., 30, 2011).
In his interview with Joe Rogan after defeating Efrain Escudero, Volkmann, in a failed attempt at humor, said that President Obama was in need of a "glassectomy." When asked to clarify his statement, he replied:
"A glassectomy is when you cut your belly button out and put a piece of glass in there so when you have your head up your butt you can see where you're going."
The joke fell on deaf ears with the audience, but apparently, Volkmann's full-time employer, The White Bear School District in Minnesota, heard loud and clear and quickly put the rising UFC lightweight on administrative leave.
This from his official twitter account:
"Was put on administrative leave from coaching white bear lake high school wrestling for my joke. Unethical!"
When asked by CBSLocal.com the motives behind calling out President Obama, he said:
"I'm doing it for a couple reasons. To get my name out there, and I'm trying to get a message across. I don't think (President Obama) is ever going to pay attention."
In a separate UFC 141 interview, Volkmann reiterated once again that he would love to hurt Obama inside the Octagon.:
"My beef with Obama? It seems like all his decisions, he's not really thinking them through, he's basing his decisions, it seems like, on who is paying him the most money. They're not really logical, they're not good policies. Like making a home affordable plan, the health care plan he's got, it's like, 'Where'd you come up with that? Were you even thinking when you wrote it?' I would for sure take him down and submit him. I would try to make it a very painful submission though. Try and do like a Kimura or an armbar, try and rip it."
This isn't the first time that the three-time NCAA All American has called out the "leader of the free world." In January of 2011 after his win over Antonio McKee, Volkmann told MMAFighting.com that he wanted to fight Obama inside the Octagon next due to his displeasure with the President's health policies:
"He's not too bright, someone's got to knock some sense into that idiot."
His challenge was good enough to earn a visit from The Secret Service, who showed up question him for his post-fight comments.
Though no punishment was handed down to him at that time, his second go around didn't go so well as he now finds himself without a job as an assistant wrestling coach with White Bear High School.
What do you say, Maniacs, is it high time that Volkmann find a different way of getting his name out there? Perhaps, one that doesn't involve challenging the President of the United States every chance he gets?
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He wouldn't be in trouble if Obama was a white republican
Beat cheeks
by wooly shambler on Jan 7, 2012 4:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Yeah, he would.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
haha @ "maybe more"
It’s funny cos its true
You can tell alot about a person just by reading their sig.
by RandyCouture'sDivorceLawyer on Jan 7, 2012 4:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
If Kanye West was white
he’d say that President Obama hates white people.
Credible P4P Rankings.
#1: Silva (destroys top fighters making them look like they don't belong and has done it for years)
#2: Jones (destroys everybody including top guys)
#3: GSP (long time champ but can't stop people that others can who aren't blown up LWs which isn't so dominating compared to #1 and #2... hence P4P)
by Hank_Mardukas on Jan 7, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
Glen Beck (among others) already has the 'Obama has a deep-seated hatred for white people'
so no worries.
Hey, I'll take it from here because you obviously don't know what you're doing... Lie down now, rest, and we'll talk about this when you regain your senses. --The Knockout Mechanism.
Whichi find insane,
because Obama may kill more brown people than any President in history.
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
Who was the President in office when the Native Americans were practically wiped out as a race? That's your winner.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
Hey
Andrew Jackson was against a centralized bank, and the bank of england tried to have him killed for it, so I give him a pass for slaughtering most of my people(Im really only a quarter but oh well).
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions
YOU GOT YOUR HISTORY TWISTED
Disease was the number one killer of Indians. Whether the Europeans brought it or not, does not matter.
As far as a race of people? WELL, THE SPANISH KILLED THE MAJORITY OF THE INDIAN POPULATION, from the Aztec Region to the Canadian border. This all happened just as the white man set foot on the continent and finished the job.
The indians were nothing but spiritual nomads. This continent would still be in the dark ages were it not for the Spanish and the White man.
The spanish aren’t white?
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They are Castillian. : P
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
The reality of the American Indian is this:
You may say that they were slaughtered and robbed. But guess what they gave us? Tobacco. Last time I checked the highest number of deaths in the cancer family are a result of a tobacco product.
So who’s really slaughtering who?
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Absolutely. The worst kind of payback.
The kind that goes on for centuries. The kind that happens and it isn’t even realized.
Long time reader.
First time poster.
Your answer is right and wrong. In context, if you read with comprehension, the question was about Presidents being responsible for eliminating brown people. You are speaking from an overall historical perspective and not in reference to the question.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
The Indians of Mesoamerica, like the Aztecs, Tarascans, etc, were not nomads. They lived in a state in pretty much the same kind of lifestyle as we do. They didn’t hunt and gather, they went to the market to buy what they needed. Cacao beans were their currency. If you weren’t such an arrogant, racist ass, you might know these things. And the Spanish were white people. Thank God they came over here and committed genocide to get these people out of the dark ages. I’m sure they’ll be eternally grateful for that and having been introduced to alcohol and blankets loaded with smallpox.
Why not?
Are you just racist, or do you have any proof?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
aaah ok
So you’re just full of shit, saying things based on absolutely nothing other than the fact that it makes you feel good to be angry about it.
Got it, and I’m sure the school appreciates you calling them racist.
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Credible P4P Rankings.
#1: Silva (destroys top fighters making them look like they don't belong and has done it for years)
#2: Jones (destroys everybody including top guys)
#3: GSP (long time champ but can't stop people that others can who aren't blown up LWs which isn't so dominating compared to #1 and #2... hence P4P)
by Hank_Mardukas on Jan 7, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
Did he sexually harass the camera man after that was taken?
P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!
I wouldn't go that far
If u don’t agree with obama then he gets rid of you
Example – the general for the iraq war
The news and media is scared to say anything because if u don’t agree with him then your racist
Bush got more criticism and shit talked on him then anyone. But noooo u can’t say n e thing about obama
by KCmmaBadBoy on Jan 7, 2012 4:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Hi
You’re an idiot.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
ya ur special, thanks for ur opinion followed by no opposing thoughts
Good political talk, hope to have it again soon
by KCmmaBadBoy on Jan 7, 2012 4:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Hope you learned something.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Fox news has been blasting Obama from day one heck beck made a career out of it so what are you saying isn't true...
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by rooseveltdunn on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
And the best part...
is that they claim that nobody can bash Obama, while they spend 24/7 doing it.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
One of the dumbest things one can do
is repeatedly blast the president on a public platform. The patriot act opens the door for some serious consequences. Jake: if you want to make political statements and be heard contact Chael Sonnen for the roadmap to political messaging
Long time reader.
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I agree he shouldn't say he wants to do a painful sub on him
But there is still freedom of speech and as long as u don’t threaten the president then your fine. But obama does forget that everyone is entitled to a public opinion
by KCmmaBadBoy on Jan 7, 2012 4:53 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Hi
You’re still an idiot.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I 2nd this comment
That guy is a fucking moron. idiot is a huge understatement
"Here we are with Seraldo Babalu, you did an awesome job, saw why you’re a black belt in jiu-jitsu, getting an awesome submission there, I want to tell me what you see, let’s go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito (the Head) Ortiz - Great Commentator, or Greatest Commentator.
"GSP is me."
by El Pablo Diablo on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I 3rd it, Myth is on crack today
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It would lead me to believe that @bisping must have pissed off @danawhite something fierce. RT @drjamezkelske: @danhendo just out of curiosity, if the #ufc comes to you and asks you to fight Bisping again how do you respond?" -Dan Henderson
You're an idiot.
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Freedom of speech becomes limited when it comes to speech related to the President of the United States. I'll give you 2.5 examples:
1. Abraham Lincoln
2. John F. Kennedy
2.5: Ronald Reagan
Long time reader.
First time poster.
what about McKinley and Garfield
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It would lead me to believe that @bisping must have pissed off @danawhite something fierce. RT @drjamezkelske: @danhendo just out of curiosity, if the #ufc comes to you and asks you to fight Bisping again how do you respond?" -Dan Henderson
You're an idiot.
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Somehow this doesn't surprise me.
As I say below, stupid people tend to be republicans.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
by mythbuster on Jan 7, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Here we go...
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
Aaaayup
Let the stupidity begin.
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You can't tell me the right don't think the same way?
Except the right usually back up their arguments with proof from the bible
The religion part was kind of a joke but still
Both sides of politics thinks the other is stupid when disagreeing with them.
I reserve no prejudgement of a political opponent
Until he or she starts making presumptions of their own
Shut up bitch.
freenow, Scarnon step up, and man up, therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.
Bro dont get bitchy with me.
freenow, Scarnon step up, and man up, therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.
i'm not your buddy, pal!
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It means citizens are reticent to criticize a black president, lest their racial biases be called into question
His success is critical for ongoing race relations in the United States and the liberal notion that we exist in a “post-racial” era.
Honestly, Obama was raised and given a "white" education - if you want to get crude, unambig. So the whole "black" angle is really moot.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, it isn't
Obama rode an unprecedented wave of support from black voters and other “disenfranchised” groups who felt he was the liberal-progressive messiah who would save them from having to actually get a job and stop being parasites on the welfare state.
Obama rode on a wave of :
1) Thank God he is not Bush
2) McCain just slit his political throat by selecting Palin
3) White, black and other “minorities” (gays, Latinos, Brock fans) wanted ANY type of change
4) Obama is a rocket scientist compared to what the prior admin had on board
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
number 4 is what got him in and will keep him in.
Who is the only Maniac to appear in every mmamania fantasy football league superbowl in league history?
by DetroitDrew1980 on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
what has Obama really done so far?
Bush, who is a complete moron, did much more than Obama. He rode # 3 all the way to the White House
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by hairybumcrack on Jan 7, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
bush never got Oasma.....
Bush never really did anything if you think about it…he got us in a war we had no business going into never found the weapons of mass destruction he spoke about, never caught Bin Laden and left office with the country three times more in debt than before realistically speaking Obama has done more in 3 and a half years in office than Bush did in 8 if you want to talk about great republican presidents i would look at eisenhower
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by rooseveltdunn on Jan 7, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
Obama THEN sent MORE troops over
After never finding any weapons.
Please explain.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
How much worse is the debt now with Obama?
You may want to start looking at actual facts and numbers.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
I do, I just learnt a long time ago that arguing with a biased mind is a waste of time lol
"Remember kids, don't forget to bring your towels...you wanna get high?"- Towlie
by rooseveltdunn on Jan 7, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
Then show us the debt since Obama
Or do you want me to?
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
An analysis by CBS News shows that the national debt has skyrocketed under President Barack Obama — increasing more than $4 trillion during his presidency.
On average, the national debt increased $4.247 billion during each day Obama has been in office.
The national debt increased $4.9 trillion during George W. Bush’s eight-year presidency, CBS’s Mark Knoller writes.
Obama has repeatedly defended himself from criticism over the rising debt by noting that he took office in the depths of an economic crisis, amid two wars, and with the government already set to run up huge deficits as a result of the Medicare prescription drug program and the Bush tax cuts.
The debt was $10.626 trillion on January 20, 2009 — the day Obama was sworn in. According to the Treasury Department, today the government’s total outstanding debt stands at $14,639,239,567,874.38.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
2 party system - a sham. I rest my case.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
Lol
I find it amazing that people can be against Bush but for Obama, or vice versa.
They must be racist, because Obama and Bush run the exact same presidency.
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
The Obama administration is on pace to have more American soldiers killed in casualties related to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan than the George W. Bush administration did in its first term.
Already, hundreds more American troops have been killed in Afghanistan during the less than three years of the Obama administration than during the eight years of the George W. Bush administration. According to the iCasualties.org Web site, whose count more or less tracks that of other sites devoted to these statistics, 630 American soldiers died in the Afghanistan operation in the years 2001 through 2008, when Mr. Bush was president, while 1097 American soldiers have died in the years 2009, 2010, and 2011. Even if you allocate the 30 or so American soldiers killed in January 2009 entirely to Mr. Bush, who was president until the January 20 inauguration, it is quite a record.
Include Iraq, and the comparison tells a similar story: about 1,300 Americans killed in operations related to Iraq and Afghanistan combined during the first two and a half or so years we’ve had of the Obama administration, versus less than 600 American casualties in the first full three years of the George W. Bush administration.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
So, rooseveltdunn....you are correct. Obama has been busy
Raising the debt and killing American soldiers.
What a fucking hero!
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
You sound like a bitch bro.
Agree with all your other points though. OJ tu tambien, eres un hombre inteligente!
freenow, Scarnon step up, and man up, therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.
I've given statistical numbers.
Not sure how that makes me sound like a bitch.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
Obaama done very well?
its still not on and i dont know if im gonna be able to watch the fights now. anyone know anything about that? how to make money
by zackmiller091 on Feb 14, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
He's being a closet racist
He’s doing the “Obama only achieved what he’s achieved because he’s black” thing.
You know, the political equilivent of “he’s well spoken”.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Meh, the racist accusations don't faze me
I’ve always lived in neighbourhoods where whites were the tiny minority. If I was truly racist I’d have moved to New Hampshire a long time ago.
of course they wouldn't faze you, if they did then you wouldn't be a racist in the first place lol
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by rooseveltdunn on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
closet racist
I am about to send you so many viruses and gay porn. Brace yourself! link building service
by zackmiller091 on Feb 14, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
Uh, Americans?
Our country is getting pretty fucked, politically. All citizens should care.
Going to church doesnt make you any more Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Why do you care now?
Bush destroyed this country in his first term. You gave him a second one. Then we elected Obama who has done even worse. You will give him another term or elect Mitt Romney who will continue the exact same policies of both administrations.
So essentially, Bush will have had 4 tems, and we are all so stupid as to think we elected somebody different.
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
.....
Citizens of the United States did not elect George W. Bush as President? HOLY SHIT, My history books were wrong.
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Builder is right. Popular vote had it in favor of Gore. Special interests (the 1%) gave it to Bush. One of the biggest political injustices in American history.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
You have to admit, it worked out amicably for Gore
He’s now raking in that phony baloney global warming money
No doubt. Didn't he also invent the internet? Haha!
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
Im thinking that
Nature boy not becoming President is far from being one of the biggest political injustices.
Plus, he’s worth a 100 million dollars now thanks to global warming, and we got 15 trillion in debt, 4 wars, and now Obama, fixing to be Romney.
Everything workedout in the end…right?
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
"Fixing" an election is one of the biggest political injustices and destroys the very concept of "democracy." Reagrdless of how it worked out.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
We haven't had a democracy since JFK was assassinated.
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed. That's why I put in in quotes. Special interests had him killed. Magic bullet my ass.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
Mythbusters did a JFK assassination episode and many other independent tests have been run on your magic bullet. You should watch that before you make yourself sound stupid again. You should also know there were two shots from the angle of the window. The first hit him in the upper torso(the one that hit the guy in front) and the second one from that angle hit him in the head. Watch the Mythbusters bit and you will understand why his head flew backwards when hit. It’s called physics.
Terrestrial salamanders catch their prey by rapidly extending a sticky tongue which adheres to the prey, allowing it to be pulled into the mouth. In combination with tongue movements, salamanders may lunge forward and grasp prey with their jaws, securing them with small teeth on the margins of their jaws.
In the lungless salamanders, muscles surrounding the hyoid bone contract to create pressure and actually “shoot” the hyoid bone out of the mouth along with the tongue. The tip of the tongue is composed of a mucus which creates a sticky end to which the prey is captured. Muscles in the pelvic region are used in order to reel the tongue and the hyoid back to its original position.
Many of the highly aquatic species, however, have no muscles in the tongue, and do not use it for capturing prey, while most other species have a mobile tongue, but without the adaptations to the hyoid bone. Most species of salamander have small teeth in both the upper and lower jaws. Unlike frogs, even the larvae of salamanders possess these teeth.
To find their prey, salamanders use trichromatic color vision in the ultraviolet range based on two photoreceptor types maximally sensitive around 450 nm, 500 nm and 570 nm. Permanently subterranean salamanders have reduced eyes, which may even be covered by a layer of skin. The larvae, and the adults of some highly aquatic species, also have a lateral line organ, similar to that of fish, which can detect changes in water pressure. Salamanders have no external ear, and only a vestigial middle ear.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Bush won the electoral vote.
That’s a system I agreed with until 2000. Our forefathers set it up that way so that the deciding vote was to be of the people who knew the job to be done and the way the system was to work. The presidency could never become a popularity contest. Otherwise Tom Cruise would’ve been president in the 80’s, Brad Pitt in the 90’s, and so on.
However, nowadays electoral votes are bought and sold. They are lobbied for. The system has to be changed. This is a huge problem for us right now. America stood at a fork in the road in 2000. The road Gore wou’ve taken us down would’ve yielded at different reality right now.
Just my opinion
Long time reader.
First time poster.
Popular vote is irrelevant the electoral is what counts. And Fuck Florida.
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It would lead me to believe that @bisping must have pissed off @danawhite something fierce. RT @drjamezkelske: @danhendo just out of curiosity, if the #ufc comes to you and asks you to fight Bisping again how do you respond?" -Dan Henderson
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
It's not completely irrelevant but it's close.
In the event of an electoral tie the popular vote would be the tie breaker.
And yes, Fuck Florida and Jed.
Long time reader.
First time poster.
His employer and the Secret Service
by Johnny Ballgame on Jan 7, 2012 5:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
this is all weird to me
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by daniel worby on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Politics turn rational people into raving lunatics.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
apparently... mang
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by daniel worby on Jan 7, 2012 5:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Also, add religion and sex to that list.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
Well, sex is cool.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Sex with animals? Not cool. :)
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
Unless the animal is consenting.
But horses, they always say naaaay
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
And sheep are such whores...
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
Is that true?
I may have to take a day trip to a sheep farm…
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
or just move to Wales
"ever heard of a tune up? tee hee hee hee
"ah hee hee hee ever heard of a ritual killing? tee hee hee hee"
"i dont get it"
"you gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one tee hee hee hee"
But then I'd have to deal with the Welsh
I’m not sure even a lifetime supply of free sheep sex is worth that.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
so he challenged the president to a fight
Who hasn’t? I’m challenging steven harper to a fight right now
by ElStIkO on Jan 7, 2012 4:50 PM EST via mobile reply actions
oy...
It’s amazing how the stupid inevitably turn out to be republicans.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Eh
You can’t point out one major difference between the parties.
Both love war. Both love growing govt. And both love spending other people’s money on useless endeavors.
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
Hard to disagree with this post.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Lol
I’m a Libertarian, so both parties thinks I’m stupid, which is okay.
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
I just vote with common sense.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
I just pick the lesser of 2 evils.
Picking who I really think would do a good job would be wasting a vote
Long time reader.
First time poster.
And you
are the reason this country is terrible.
Picking the lesser of two evils got us Bush and Obama(not so much, he did have some good ideas, just became corrupted like ever one else)
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
I will counter by posting that the 2 party system is a sham and that it is just a control device to keep us from electing officials who will put the average citizen before the special interests.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
That was my point.
When the election comes down to Romney 2012, notbto be confused with that liberal hack Romney 2008, or Obamasomemorebrownpeople, i know which candidate I will be writing in.
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
Ron Paul? That is who I am leaning towards right now.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
Yes sir. I'm a part of his campaign here in Oklahoma.
But if he doesn’t run as a 3rd party, I’m throwing my suppport to Gary Johnson.
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
Our political system is effectively a 2 party system as well with both sides having very similar policies and putting corporate interests ahead of those of the people. The 1 time an alternative party had the chance to make a change when they formed a coalition with the minority conservatives they immediately gave up all of their policies and effectively merged into the conservatives. Until the majority of voters stop electing the same parties that consistently fail to bring about change and actually vote for people who care about the public interest and are willing and able to stand up to the corporations our political process is going to continue being a sham.
Money Pool Season 6 begins 30th December.
ViolentMike, DarksideDrew and Yan will all fail.
On 30th December the Pain Train shall disband.
by David W-S on Jan 7, 2012 6:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Business as usual
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
I know i know.
I should just be a little sheep who can’t think for himself.
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
libertarian
lol
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
as he now finds himself without a job as an assistant wrestling coach with White Bear High School.
Administrative leave does not necessarily mean hes jobless, its like a suspension while getting paid, lets see what happens, if that was the case it woulda said he got Fired.
I would actually like to see Obama respond
And even put a hit out on Volkmann…get his street cred up.
You can tell alot about a person just by reading their sig.
by RandyCouture'sDivorceLawyer on Jan 7, 2012 4:55 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Obama went to an Ivy League school and is very rich. A mall cop has more street cred.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
Yes but...
Obama only has Kenyan street cred with his muslim brotherhood who are trying to impose sharia law on us poor christian americans who only want peace.
Right?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
eggsactly
You can tell alot about a person just by reading their sig.
by RandyCouture'sDivorceLawyer on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
let's get real, all politicians are crooked
Difference is obama doesn’t give a shit about what the people think.
All politicians decide how things go in the real world. But most of them have ever lived in the real world. If everything were to crumble we would be screwed and they would be fine. The country was founded by blue collared people who still had full time normal jobs. N it needs to go back to that.
by KCmmaBadBoy on Jan 7, 2012 5:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
You are beyond saving.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
The country was founded by people who actually worked for a living
Not all these whiny 99-percenters and Obama voters who think the welfare state is going to let them stay home all day and play Counterstrike
Oh fox news...
You’ve done such a good job of dumbing down our citizenry… thank you, and the republican party thanks you.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
You could just stick to arguing the facts
But you can’t, because you’ve been trained to simply insult. Not that the insults are very convincing. You and I both know I’m not dumb (in fact, quite the opposite). And for the record, I don’t watch Fox News. It’s too sensationalistic.
Ya you do have a point there.
All he’s been doing is calling everyone stupid and acting above them when he could easily have a normal conversation about politics which never goes good though.
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he acts like a pissed off ex girlfriend, can't talk without getting his panties in a bunch
Oh and I forgot IF YOU HAVE ANY OPPOSING VIEWS FROM MYTH THEN YOU ARE STUPID!
by KCmmaBadBoy on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Did you really think his comment deserved a thought out reply?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Eh I don't know to be honest, but if you prove him wrong with facts he'll have to agree with you.
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Nah
I think he was just looking to rant. Nobody says what he said expecting a factual discussion to follow.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Oh.
Well we just agree that Jacob Volkmann is an idiot?
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unabig, you might as well give up
Myth is fine with just doing what he’s told
by KCmmaBadBoy on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
+1 for counter strike
Beat cheeks
by wooly shambler on Jan 7, 2012 5:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Haha! I can walk by Obama's former house and take a picture here in Chicago. I think the most street he has ever gotten was buying a pair of khaki's on sale at Bananna Republic.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
Thats ok though
I don’t really want a president with street cred lol. I kind of like to have my president be smart. We saw over the previous 8 years what happens when we are ruled by feeling rather than intelligence lol
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Wait just a minute!!!!
Are khakis on sale at Banana Republic right now?
by Johnny Ballgame on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
You gotta be 1%, homey. Sorry. I get my stuff at Discount Gap stores in Logan Square.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
He got punished the first time too dude.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2011/01/20/jacob-volkmanns-suspension-lifted-planning-next-call-out/
fact checking 101. took me 2 minutes.
Look at you peasants get all rattled up.
Bobby Southworth
by danago on Jan 7, 2012 5:13 PM EST via mobile reply actions
But isn't being a troll more pathetic than getting rattled up?
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Well there's a few things here...
I don’t agree with any sort of punishment, but Volkmann isn’t well spoken and he’s not funny - which I think are his main problems. If he’s looking to “get a message out there” he should work on actually knowing what he’s talking about. Maybe he should have a few more specific, policy related talking points to throw out during his interviews and maybe he’d be able to garner some more positive attention. For the time being his supposed banter seems more likely to rev up Tea Party members than anyone who’s actually informed and working with the available avenues to make a difference.
On the one hand,
The course of action you propose seems to be the one he should take in order to get credibility. On the other hand, his credibility goes out the window the minute you know that he’s defending chiropractic, an antiscience belief system which states that the spine, not the heart, is the body’s main organ. These guys suggested that the avian flu could be cured by an “adjustment” of your bones.
In the end, I prefer the logic you propose, but Volkmann can’t use it because he’d be exposing himself. Too bad for you, Jacob: you’ve got to stick with the jokes.
White Bear School District.
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Obama quit smoking and started
Smoking Middle Eastern dudes O.o
Oh my god! what a stupid fucking cunt you are bro!!
freenow, Scarnon step up, and man up, therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.
Lol
Obma has killed alot of brown people over there, but I don’t think he quit smoking.
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Seems to me Volkmann is guilty and in need
of the same things and surgery he is recommending.
Lmfao people are still arguing over politics on mmamania
Politics do make people crazy.
You can tell alot about a person just by reading their sig.
by RandyCouture'sDivorceLawyer on Jan 7, 2012 5:34 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Bukowski posted over at BE?
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
Posters at BE that fuck cats are more common than you would think.
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see: Burke, Tim.
You can tell alot about a person just by reading their sig.
by RandyCouture'sDivorceLawyer on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
No matter whos runnin this bitch its all fucked up. politics are all bad. The only one cool was clinton. Homie blazed and got head. Things i like. So fuck Obama, Fuck Volkman. Fuck all future and past politics
Midgets don't have feelings right?
by G-Rated on Jan 7, 2012 5:35 PM EST via mobile reply actions
What's hilarious about the anti republican messages a lot of us are spewing out is that as dumb as republicans can be
You sound just as dumb when your soul purpose in any argument is to be anti republican or anti right . Defending the school and Barack here is just stupid .
Not long ago chael spoke out saying I’m a republican I don’t lay on my back with a man between my legs . But from him it’s hilarious insinuating that non republicans are men or women who just lay back and take it with their legs spread . Like I said at the top , if he wouldve insulted George bush back then he wouldn’t have gotten fired and that’s a fact .
This presidency is getting more embarrassing every second and it’s only probably 40 % obamas fault , the other 60% is his dumbass minions .
Beat cheeks
by wooly shambler on Jan 7, 2012 5:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Are you Republican?
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No I'm a moderate who can't stand politics
Beat cheeks
by wooly shambler on Jan 7, 2012 5:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Politics is a subject that never ends well.
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A nuke
would do us all some good.
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
^^ this
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Have you not read all the arguing and bitching?
Or is that what you call a normal convo?
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What happened to freedom of speech???
This is stupid
Freedom of Speech, never has, and never will protect you from losing your job.
You can say whatever you want, but that only means you can’t be sent to jail for it.
You mind your own damn business.
by jestermarcus on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Please, God. Let people understand this concept.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Never happen.
People think that the phrase “freedom of speech” is like tubal cain.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Rabble, Rabble, Rabble!
Rabble rabble Obama! Rabble rabble Republicans, Rabble rabble democrats, rabble rabble racists.
You mind your own damn business.
by jestermarcus on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions
woah woah woah, i agreed with most of that but your first point — Rabble rabble rabble!, that just ain’t right dude… take it easy.
Rabble!
You mind your own damn business.
by jestermarcus on Jan 7, 2012 5:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Oh Benjamin franklinnn , it's Benjamin franklinnn
Beat cheeks
by wooly shambler on Jan 7, 2012 5:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
None of this matters now anyways.
With the passing of Bill 1876, Your constitution that you are so proud of is DEAD.
Say the wrong thing, and you risk being dead as well… (or simply locked up forever, WISHING you were dead).
Most of you ignorant fucks were too busy calling people conspiracy theorists when these issues were brought up. It doesn’t matter now, things have already gone too far.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
Yeah , its scary.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
Dr. Paul
predicted everything that has happened so far, save for the provision in NDAA 2012. I don’t know if anyone could have predicted that to happen.
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 7, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
How people can not agree with his policies is beyond me
LESS govt interference in your life (in a nutshell).
It doesn’t matter. Polls are fixed and Obama will have some more time to further fuck things up.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
*SIGH* I wish you were wrong.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
So do I dude.
I now feel physically ill again thinking about what’s to come.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
You shoud go all Punisher on their ass bro!
You sound like a perosn tahat would do that.
freenow, Scarnon step up, and man up, therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.
You sound like the type of person
Who would happily go to jail for speaking your thoughts!
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
Na bro!
Im on your team, sorry if you didnt get my corny humor.
freenow, Scarnon step up, and man up, therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.
all good.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
sorry bro, im high as fuck
freenow, Scarnon step up, and man up, therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.
no offence taken
I just got some Rockstar Kush I’m about to test tonight.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
When faced with a difficult situation, I always ask myself
“What would Luke Rockhold do”?
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
He better beat Jardine.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
round 1
Headkick KO.
I really like the Mean One, but he is in over his head.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Very funny.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
You have to admit though
Volkmann has created a buzz for himself.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
True but in the UFC he should have gone the way of Sonnen if he wanted real buzz. I think this just makes him look like a goofball, period.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
by OJR on Jan 7, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
True
Plus Volkmanns delivery was not very funny. The guy seems a bit weird, but damn the dude has skills and is pretty tough in the octagon.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
He's two wins away from holing up in a shack in the woods.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Anyone watching the prelims for STRIKEFORCE?
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
Where?
Also wasn’t this weekend supposed to be free showtime? It isn’t for me but I thought they said that last week :P
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Not on my cable apparently
But they announced that it will be aired
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
Weird...
Hopefully it comes around then. :(
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
see above.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
now see below.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
haha
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Ok, I found it **PRELIMS ON SHOWTIME EXTREME**
Whatever the fuck that is.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
Weirdo needs to get cut from the ufc
Not once but twice does he state that he wants to hurt our president. Let the old man go

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