The New BrackFry Comic: The Moron Conspiracies

A plague has befallen Mania... We the residents, have been made to suffer this garbage for far too long and as one man heroicly stood up and said:

"It's time to move on." - Cl4aim3r.

Simple, elegant, easy to comprehend, yet the stupidity that has overtaken this land does not yield. Anyway, he's said what we've all been thinking and it's thanks to his tireless efforts as well as ShivanTiger's constant turd gif images that have given me the strength and the inspiration to stand up and also say "It's time to move on." I've had enough. You all know what I'm talking about, you all know who I'm talking about, it's time to make a stand. Right here, right now, today, not tommorrow, not next week but this very minute. I'd like to take a moment now to give you, the troops, an inspirational speech. One of my personal favorites from the movie Braveheart...

"Fight and you may die. Run and you
will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now,
would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for
one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell
our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take
our freedom!"

Things are that serious folks, lets take a closer look at my smear campaign after the jump...

Look, like anyone, I've put my foot in my mouth plenty of times and done some things on Mania I'm just not proud of. I've done some trolling, posted some shitty jokes that just plain fell flat and I've even replied to Danago's posts. Like I said, I'm not proud of it.. But I've never gone out of my way, to cram garbage down your throats, 4-6 times a week without fail, regardless of the fact that damn near everybody is telling me to quit that crap.

Some of you have pointed out, and I think rightly so, that the trash gets posted up pushing other worthwhile fanposts off of the front page and into the archives. Some of you just plain don't like it, so you go into the thread and voice your displeasure. Again, that's your right. When something sucks balls, we as Maniacs have an obligation to point that out. But I think most of you are just tired of the delusional author of this, fecal matter put to paper, and his pretentious, elitist, attitude. He's produced such gems as:

"Like I said, the man who thinks at a higher level than others is often perceived to be ignorant- until their thinking gets out of the box and catches up."

Way to pat yourself on the back there buddy, you aren't vain at all.

"Maniacs have spoken- they like the comic"

I'm calling bullshit on that one. Go into any thread he's created on that comic and 50-70% of all the comments in there are negative.

"I matter a lot to you, but you mean nothing to me."

You really had to say that but who are you trying to convince? Yourself would be my guess.

Lets not forget the fellacio he's ready to give someone whenever the guy gets a compliment.

"I merely follow the example of excellent specimens of even-tempered maturity like yourself. When I grow up, I want to be a Detroit Drew."

To Newfie:

"With Kyu in my corner, I fear no troll.

And with such a magnificent man as yourself liking the comic, ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from drawing for you."

There is some serious pole smokin goin on here...

"Not to mention that thousands of Mania readers get to read a regular martial arts comic strip they enjoy. When I polled the Maniacs they voted for MORE Blackfly, and in the second poll, they voted for the story they want to see."

Really? Thousands?



Clearly this man has some serious problems with arithmetic.

Lets go ahead and do another vote, if I am wrong, I'll quit ragging on the strip, I won't post a damn thing in there from this point forward and I won't say anything durrogatory about the author again no matter the circumstance. If I'm right then we cleanse this once beautiful land of the garbage that now sits strewn all over it.

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