God, complex: Who will Chael Sonnen thank if he beats Michael Bisping at UFC on FOX 2?
by Jesse Holland on Jan 23, 2012 11:46 AM EST
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It's not uncommon for today's professional athlete, in the aftermath of a big win, to give honor to God, Jesus Christ, or whatever other deity they've given their life to.
Not Chael Sonnen.
It isn't because the former UFC middleweight number one contender is an atheist. Quite the contrary. The "God-fearing man" just doesn't believe the almighty Lord has the time to take out of his job of controlling the universe to worry about whether or not Chael wins a cage fight.
Here Sonnen explain it to MMA Fighting:
"You know, these guys want to talk about God. 'Oh, I want to thank God. I want to thank God.' Listen, I'm a God-fearing man, go to church every Sunday and have since I was a boy. But if I ever found out that God cared one way or another about a borderline illegal fist-fight on Saturday night, I would be so greatly disappointed that it would make rethink my entire belief system."
We recently learned that WWE wrestler CM Punk won't be joining Sonnen for a trip to the Octagon this Saturday night (Jan. 28, 2012) when he takes on Michael Bisping at the UFC on FOX 2 event in Chicago, Illinois.
And according to Sonnen's belief system, neither will God.
So who will he thank on Saturday night if he's able to defeat Michael Bisping? Probably himself, if he's not too busy calling out Anderson Silva, Jon Jones or Georges St. Pierre.
Stay tuned.
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He will thank Chael sonnen
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by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 23, 2012 11:48 AM EST reply actions
THANK GOOD!
At least one of these loony brain washed “since a boy” understands this.
\m/
by Edgecrusher71 on Jan 23, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
That picture of chael up top is an accurate rendition
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 11:48 AM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
That is what TRT does to you
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by hairybumcrack on Jan 23, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
if I ever found out that God cared one way or another about a borderline illegal fist-fight on Saturday night, I would be so greatly disappointed that it would make rethink my entire belief system.
That is GOLDEN.
Show no mercy; for you shall receive none
proof that this free card is far better than most ppv cards
pride never die.
It's their "official" network debut
Of course it’s better than most PPV cards.
Being from the uk I always root for Bisping.
The only Brit I always want to lose is Hardy although that one whe tried to sucker punch Cerrone I think ,might be another one. This is the only fight that I would ever want Bisping to lose, just to see Chael embarass Silva again, and this time get his hand raised at the end of it. Bisping will not be able to do any dancing on his back. Chael took down three of the strongest guys in the division with ease in his last few fights, he also took down Silva with ease. Bisping is going down, no two ways about it, he better have have practiced his submissions, because he has no chance of knocking him out and if Marquardt, Okami and Stann could not stop Chaels takedowns as well as Silva, Bisping is not going to stop them.
This is were Sonnen shines. Shit like that. I like his " Gameplan " stuff too. Anyone got that? Where he is like, these guys who have zero education coming up with " gameplans " is ridiculous. As I lay down the night before the fight, I figure out what I want to do. This is the one place you don’t need " gameplans " , this is fighting. Something like that.
I hate when fighters thank God
If you can make out what Dana White says in this interview, you are a better man than me! Start at 8:05...Uncle Dana slurs something at around 8:11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4UNVVN3Jk#t=2m32s
But Cain isn't any better at speaking...listen to him to try to answer Ariel Helwani...he starts at 1:20 to 1:32...then when you think it couldn't get worse, it does at about 1:40 to 1:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66jBXwTFRlI
Oh, thank God! I thought I was the only one.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866 )
by dec3ptiKon_ on Jan 23, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
Praise Jesus! Count me in.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
I hate it when fighters thank Allah
Damn infidels
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 11:58 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Lol I got a warning for my comment.
And infidels are non muslims.
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by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 23, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
I know that's why the Quran says they should be killed
And I like the word
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I flagged Dan's response
for the “I would think” statement as he is not capable of that
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by hairybumcrack on Jan 23, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Great logic good sir
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Ya me too. As soon as they start saying "I would like to thank god..." I stop listening
Also, when fighters say they lost\won cuz “it was the will of god”
by theultimate on Jan 23, 2012 11:59 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I think sonnen is pleased with the match-up change
Finally bisping will face a top MW fighter..its about time
"How much more success can I obtain? If the sky is the limit then I'm living amongst the clouds"-letter19
by letter19 on Jan 23, 2012 11:59 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Well bisping is a top mw fighter himself , if he can beat chael it says a lot
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
can't be considered in the top when your not fighting other top fighters
"How much more success can I obtain? If the sky is the limit then I'm living amongst the clouds"-letter19
by letter19 on Jan 23, 2012 12:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
He's fighting professional fighters in a tough division in the UFC , they're all tough fighters so he's a top mw with his record .
Just because the names he beat aren’t world beaters is irrelevant . He can’t be matched up against “top 5” fighters every time he fights
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
its irrelevant?
So the level of competition means nothing..ok
"How much more success can I obtain? If the sky is the limit then I'm living amongst the clouds"-letter19
by letter19 on Jan 23, 2012 12:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Not when he's just passing through them all
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
alright but that brings me back to my original point
He’s fighting a top MW..its about time
"How much more success can I obtain? If the sky is the limit then I'm living amongst the clouds"-letter19
by letter19 on Jan 23, 2012 12:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Why not? Fitch was number 2 for years...his biggest win was over Alves...which happened well before he became number 2
Brian Stann was a “top fighter” and he had no wins over a “top fighter” …
Jim Miller is a “top fighter” and his biggest win JUST CAME over Melvin Guillard…
Donald Cerrone’s biggest win was over Dennis Siver…
Koscheck’s biggest win JUST CAME over Matt Hughes…
Gustaffson’s biggest win is over Vladdy…
Would you deny that these guys are “top fighters”? You wouldn’t, because you recognize they are talented…now all you have to do is recognize that Bisping is talented!
If you can make out what Dana White says in this interview, you are a better man than me! Start at 8:05...Uncle Dana slurs something at around 8:11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4UNVVN3Jk#t=2m32s
But Cain isn't any better at speaking...listen to him to try to answer Ariel Helwani...he starts at 1:20 to 1:32...then when you think it couldn't get worse, it does at about 1:40 to 1:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66jBXwTFRlI
Bisping is talented - its just that his image drowns out his skill set in the eyes of most fans.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
Yea , I think win streaks are highly over looked
If you’re winning consistently in the UFC it’s impressive regardless .
Unless your g sot , then the UFC literally tells you that you have to win 11 in a row before you get a contender fight . At 9 fights in a row they’d rather just make him fight until he lost
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I never understood that...
Wouldn’t an Australian contender or champion be good for their foreign market?
If you can make out what Dana White says in this interview, you are a better man than me! Start at 8:05...Uncle Dana slurs something at around 8:11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4UNVVN3Jk#t=2m32s
But Cain isn't any better at speaking...listen to him to try to answer Ariel Helwani...he starts at 1:20 to 1:32...then when you think it couldn't get worse, it does at about 1:40 to 1:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66jBXwTFRlI
Bisping is talented and he'll have a chance to prove he's a top MW
He didn’t do that by beating jason miller and jorge riviera
"How much more success can I obtain? If the sky is the limit then I'm living amongst the clouds"-letter19
by letter19 on Jan 23, 2012 12:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
mller and rivera are d list
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by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 23, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
You get what I'm trying to say right?
The reason why I brought up all those other names that I don’t think you’ll dispute are top fighters…
If you can make out what Dana White says in this interview, you are a better man than me! Start at 8:05...Uncle Dana slurs something at around 8:11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4UNVVN3Jk#t=2m32s
But Cain isn't any better at speaking...listen to him to try to answer Ariel Helwani...he starts at 1:20 to 1:32...then when you think it couldn't get worse, it does at about 1:40 to 1:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66jBXwTFRlI
every situation is not the same
You brought up 6-7 other fighters that have nothing to do with bisping.I give him credit for winning fights,but this will be his first fight against a top MW..Simple as that
"How much more success can I obtain? If the sky is the limit then I'm living amongst the clouds"-letter19
by letter19 on Jan 23, 2012 12:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
They have everything to do with the conversation...
You said Bisping can’t be a top fighter if he’s not fighting top fighters…
The guys I mentioned are top fighters who haven’t beaten top fighters, so unless you say the guys I mentioned aren’t top fighters then your point is mute…simple as that
If you can make out what Dana White says in this interview, you are a better man than me! Start at 8:05...Uncle Dana slurs something at around 8:11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4UNVVN3Jk#t=2m32s
But Cain isn't any better at speaking...listen to him to try to answer Ariel Helwani...he starts at 1:20 to 1:32...then when you think it couldn't get worse, it does at about 1:40 to 1:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66jBXwTFRlI
Mute for someone who can’t comprehend or wants to argue
"How much more success can I obtain? If the sky is the limit then I'm living amongst the clouds"-letter19
by letter19 on Jan 23, 2012 12:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Haha okay
If you can make out what Dana White says in this interview, you are a better man than me! Start at 8:05...Uncle Dana slurs something at around 8:11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4UNVVN3Jk#t=2m32s
But Cain isn't any better at speaking...listen to him to try to answer Ariel Helwani...he starts at 1:20 to 1:32...then when you think it couldn't get worse, it does at about 1:40 to 1:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66jBXwTFRlI
bisping hate3rs are by far the worst! you cant argue with them. they just dumb and ignore facts!
Fighting Yoshihiro akiyama, a roided out chris leben in his prime..highly contested split decision losses to rashad a former LHW champion and the great wanderlie silva…the man is a top PROFESSIONAL middleweight whether people like it or not. and im happy that he is getting the opportunity to prove it on saturday, and i hope you makes the most out of this opportunity and shocks the world!
You can't argue with anyones haters
or nuthuggers for that matter.
It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!
Do you think he wanted them stinky opponents??
Hes been campaigning for the top tier but instead, he has been giving foul mouths with no top level skills. I prefer mike bisping to win, but I respect chael sonnen alot, as well as the idea for the rematch of the year, 2 years…12 years!!!
first of all I don't consider his opponents "stinky"
The reality is the best fighters he has faced was henderson and rashad he lost both so he never showed he could rise to the top level and now he has another opportunity
"How much more success can I obtain? If the sky is the limit then I'm living amongst the clouds"-letter19
by letter19 on Jan 23, 2012 12:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Bisping is a turd that won't flush
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by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 23, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
having said that, who the heck are we to judge anyone???
let them thank their dog…does it really affect us? nope.
if you causing no harm, you’re alright with me
+1
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by hairybumcrack on Jan 23, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
I hate it too!
Vitor is one of the worst. I know as soon as the mic gets close to his lips the Jesus freak comes out.
Blah blah Jesus blah thank you Jesus blah
I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright
by wyldeman99 on Jan 23, 2012 12:04 PM EST via Android app reply actions
Why would you hate it? Allah helps everyone, without Vitors faith he wouldn’t be fighting right now.
Bobby Southworth
Vitor doesn't pray to camels
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Danago just infered that vitor prays to Allah
Vitor prays to the father of Jesus Christ , God . Not the same person whether you want to be politically correct to make peace or not , and I’m ignorant ??
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
My God doesn't want me to blow myself up
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by hairybumcrack on Jan 23, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Those are just delusional, brain washed losers. Its like the Christians who kill abortion doctors. It is not reflective of the faith itself.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!
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209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
If one has the mind of a child. If Garbanzo read with any comprehension, she would realize that I was defending the institution of all religions by not lumping them in with the crackpots who claim them in the name of God.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
TL;DR
It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!
Totally
Lost
Damaged &
Retarded
?
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
LOL
To long; didn’t read (but I actually did read)
It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!
God is great!
Do you shit heaps even grasp the concept that God gives us strength and ability beyond our own? And those who glorify His name will be rewarded.
He doesn't like that you just used profanity
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
god is a myth why thank someone for something when he does not exist.god is shit
by danmmauk on Jan 23, 2012 12:45 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Mary is hot
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
She must be hot if God wanted that all...
Out of all the young virgins in the world…you know God and Zeus only sex up the hot ones
If you can make out what Dana White says in this interview, you are a better man than me! Start at 8:05...Uncle Dana slurs something at around 8:11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4UNVVN3Jk#t=2m32s
But Cain isn't any better at speaking...listen to him to try to answer Ariel Helwani...he starts at 1:20 to 1:32...then when you think it couldn't get worse, it does at about 1:40 to 1:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66jBXwTFRlI
Especially Zeus. He straight pimps!
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
Zeus is a sex predator!
If you can make out what Dana White says in this interview, you are a better man than me! Start at 8:05...Uncle Dana slurs something at around 8:11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4UNVVN3Jk#t=2m32s
But Cain isn't any better at speaking...listen to him to try to answer Ariel Helwani...he starts at 1:20 to 1:32...then when you think it couldn't get worse, it does at about 1:40 to 1:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66jBXwTFRlI
I doubt the fighters who thank God
after their fights are thanking him for his aid in their victory. I believe they are thanking him for the same reasons I thank him. For the blessings in my life, his grace and his mercy.
Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Naw. They are directly thanking him for the victory. The concept of God should not be trivialized that way.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
God is not a concept. He is God.
Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
To you, sure. To others, not so much my friend. The sooner you understand that (as much as it offends you), the better off you will be in this whole wide world of different perspectives.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
He has to change his perception for others ?
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
If he wants to understand that people are different and that the world does not lend itself to your POV all the time.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
I never said the world has my point of view.
I simply stated that God is not a concept. He is God.
Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
*Sigh* Good luck to you - and God Bless.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
God bless us all
"ever heard of a tune up? tee hee hee hee
"ah hee hee hee ever heard of a ritual killing? tee hee hee hee"
"i dont get it"
"you gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one tee hee hee hee"
Everyone! Merry Christmas, Mr. Scrooge!
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
I went 0-2 against Phasebook. Why do I feel that I am just padding his record?" Next time I won’t pick a guy whose best weapon is a somersault against a real bad guy like Scarface.
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ItalianStallion54 fondles himself to thougts of family members..
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by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 23, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
was phenomenal
now he is a corpse
I went 0-2 against Phasebook. Why do I feel that I am just padding his record?" Next time I won’t pick a guy whose best weapon is a somersault against a real bad guy like Scarface.
Check out what I've been drinking lately
"ever heard of a tune up? tee hee hee hee
"ah hee hee hee ever heard of a ritual killing? tee hee hee hee"
"i dont get it"
"you gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one tee hee hee hee"
Hahahaha! Just messing around.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
God Bless you too Mr. OJR!
Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
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It made me laugh.
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209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I knew a girl named Skat , messiest girl I ever met in my life ........
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by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 23, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
and you guys wonder why more girls don't frequent Mania openly.
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12
Because they are humorless and have thin skin? Of course, that is not related to gender. Plenty of men like that, too.
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Don’t be a fag ulf
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 2:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
dont need em dont want em, especially the sort over at girls guide
by steady2wheels on Jan 23, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
I know I will be saying a prayer that sonnen wins this fight
and then goes on to win the florida primary
Unless the voting booths are triangles
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by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Jesus is my homeboy, he listens to me.
let us pray for a quick and brutal stoppage by Bisping and to send Sonnen into a career of standup comedy. I will not be able to stand 5+ months of him running his mouth of pure B.S. leading up to a rematch with Anderson. Please jesus make this so.
Why do ppl care if fighters thank god thats actully a relly good thing to see why wouldnt u thank god if u won obivosly if u won it was gods willl
by ganjaman123 on Jan 23, 2012 12:23 PM EST via mobile reply actions
agreed its a great thing
dont understand the flak tebow receives whats wrong with him being grateful to his creator.
who's creator , not mine
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by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 23, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
i stand corrected sorry kind sir
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by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 23, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
jesus fucking christ
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by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 23, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Smh
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
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by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Shake my head indeed
If you can make out what Dana White says in this interview, you are a better man than me! Start at 8:05...Uncle Dana slurs something at around 8:11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4UNVVN3Jk#t=2m32s
But Cain isn't any better at speaking...listen to him to try to answer Ariel Helwani...he starts at 1:20 to 1:32...then when you think it couldn't get worse, it does at about 1:40 to 1:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66jBXwTFRlI
But what if BOTH fighters are Jesus freaks?
I want to see a fight end and the winner thank god while the loser says “Fuck you god, where were you man? I’m in church every Sunday, pray every night and you let this guy kick my ass – fuck you man if you think he’s better than me, I’m off to worship Thor, he kicks ass…”
"Matt Serra has unwittingly changed the face of MMA forever, with his KO of GSP he heralded the "Safe Win" era and all are starting to jump on that bandwagon. Good for them, bad for the majority of us brain-dead fans who don’t appreciate the intricacies of man laying on man action." - Jimrod 3/27/11 (Post Johnson/Hardy "Fight").
i found it funny when Fedor claimed it was God's will for him to win all those fights, and it was God's will to lose 3 straight
then he changed everything and fought super cautious to get a win…God’s will?
if I take a shit in the middle of the grocery store is that also gods will ?
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by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 23, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
its actually a biological attack
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by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 23, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
thats my point
if it truely is God’s will, then you will just go out and fight. But you dont, you have a gameplan, strategy, tactics….i am all for having a belief in a higher power, but this is entertainment and God isnt picking who wins the fight….so more than anything, just thank God for putting you here, having you healthy, etc. God didnt slap on a triangle or throw a Ko punch…
if everything was gods will we wouldnt need to practice
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by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 23, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
exactly
so for Fedor to say it was God’s will to have him lose 3, then changed everything and fought cautious to get a W is funny
What if you aren't healthy, etc.?
What if you are a starving child in Africa?
Proof God has a sense of humor
It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!
of all the chicks in all of the web this is what you come up with?
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by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 23, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Stacey Keibler...are you not familiar with her work?
If you can make out what Dana White says in this interview, you are a better man than me! Start at 8:05...Uncle Dana slurs something at around 8:11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4UNVVN3Jk#t=2m32s
But Cain isn't any better at speaking...listen to him to try to answer Ariel Helwani...he starts at 1:20 to 1:32...then when you think it couldn't get worse, it does at about 1:40 to 1:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66jBXwTFRlI
Wow you must have high standards
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 12:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Damn...you should have cut out the name...
Then when he says yes, we say, ah hah, they’re the same girl muthafucka!!!!
If you can make out what Dana White says in this interview, you are a better man than me! Start at 8:05...Uncle Dana slurs something at around 8:11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4UNVVN3Jk#t=2m32s
But Cain isn't any better at speaking...listen to him to try to answer Ariel Helwani...he starts at 1:20 to 1:32...then when you think it couldn't get worse, it does at about 1:40 to 1:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66jBXwTFRlI
hey garbanzo fag enough with the images
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by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 23, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
I went 0-2 against Phasebook. Why do I feel that I am just padding his record?" Next time I won’t pick a guy whose best weapon is a somersault against a real bad guy like Scarface.
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by ShivanTiger on Jan 23, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
a pictuer is worth a thousand words
But don’t have a picture for that, how ironic.
It doesn't matter what your name is!! The Rock will take your roody-poo candy ass to the corner of Know your role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the smackdown hotel!! If you smell what The Rock is cookin'!!
here ya go
I went 0-2 against Phasebook. Why do I feel that I am just padding his record?" Next time I won’t pick a guy whose best weapon is a somersault against a real bad guy like Scarface.
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by ShivanTiger on Jan 23, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
A picture of goons...
Goons and goblins
If you can make out what Dana White says in this interview, you are a better man than me! Start at 8:05...Uncle Dana slurs something at around 8:11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4UNVVN3Jk#t=2m32s
But Cain isn't any better at speaking...listen to him to try to answer Ariel Helwani...he starts at 1:20 to 1:32...then when you think it couldn't get worse, it does at about 1:40 to 1:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66jBXwTFRlI
Im sure you posted this clearly racist comment without asking yourself.......
whats a goon to a goblin?
Think about it Starr
The Pride is smarter than me and always will be. I cant believe i picked a crack head with no jiujitsu against an awesome blackbelt like Jim Miller. Instead of trying to pick MMA fights, I’ll just keep letting Melvin snort coke out my ass crack
Dude this picture is awesome.
USA. Don’t Play.
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I blame myself
I was thinking earlier, hey, maybe I’ll do two posts, one on guns and one on God.
What could possibly go wrong?
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
how about you make one for prowrestling in mma?
but if you’re looking for some shit storms, how about: “Canada’s health care: Did they ruin Brock’s Career?” and you’ll be golden… and a troll
pride never die.
I went 0-2 against Phasebook. Why do I feel that I am just padding his record?" Next time I won’t pick a guy whose best weapon is a somersault against a real bad guy like Scarface.
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How many hits can one guy take??
When is it ever enough???
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12
Gee Whiz Chael
I’m sure the majority of people thanking God aren’t doing so thinking He was the driving power that beat the other guy up. Is it not a blessing to win? My understanding is that guys like Fedor and Bendo are simply thanking God for opportunity/blessing they’ve recieved.
Live for God
by G Squat on Jan 23, 2012 1:10 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Why not thank their trainers, sparring partners, nutritionist, etc
and most importantly….THEMSELVES!!! They did it! They put in the hard work.
The Pride is smarter than me and always will be. I cant believe i picked a crack head with no jiujitsu against an awesome blackbelt like Jim Miller. Instead of trying to pick MMA fights, I’ll just keep letting Melvin snort coke out my ass crack
All i need to know about Bisping, I learned when he fought a shitty ass shit fuck Wanderlei.
Ron Paul 2012. Roll Tide Roll. Nick Diaz UFC Champ 2012.
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by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 23, 2012 1:11 PM EST reply actions
i wish he would have kicked him in the face
well worth a dq!!!
"ever heard of a tune up? tee hee hee hee
"ah hee hee hee ever heard of a ritual killing? tee hee hee hee"
"i dont get it"
"you gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one tee hee hee hee"
Shitty ??
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 23, 2012 2:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I agree and disagree with Chael..
If you believe in God( which I do) then you would know that the Almighty lord has time for everything and anything. And nothing is possible without “Him”.. So asking him to help you win.. (I wouldn’t do it) But asking him to keep you safe is what they should be doing.. IMO…
I devise a plan,
I'm in the trunk as she drives the van,
Aint no disguise, Imma die as a man-- Tupac
Why did God make my little sister get brain cancer and die at age 5?
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12
Brutal, Ulf.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
Why he allowed it? I dont know..
Just because you dont understand it doesnt mean he didn’t have a reason for it.. just remember your most highest thought is the least tiniest thought for Him…
I devise a plan,
I'm in the trunk as she drives the van,
Aint no disguise, Imma die as a man-- Tupac
So i guess Corey Hill forgot to say his prayers before that fight huh.....
had he done it, god would have kept him safe. Or was its god’s will for a professional fighter to snap his shin bone and no longer be able to compete, taking away his work and pay check……food for family…rent…..guess now that he doesn’t have a job, he can spend more time reading the bible :)…I get it now
The Pride is smarter than me and always will be. I cant believe i picked a crack head with no jiujitsu against an awesome blackbelt like Jim Miller. Instead of trying to pick MMA fights, I’ll just keep letting Melvin snort coke out my ass crack
I never understood people who make the argument that Chael made here...
They say they don’t pray or thank God for certain things because he’s too “busy” for material requests, or selfish requests in general, like winning a fight. But how can an almighty and perfect God, who lives beyond the realm of TIME and space, become “busy”? That makes no sense. And what is he busy with exactly? Stopping hunger, murder, rape, and evil in general from happening to all living things that he supposedly created? Nope.
Like Judge Judy says
If it doesn’t make sense, it is probably not true.
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Can i have an amen?
entire stadium: BOOOOOOOOO
Name that fighter
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1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
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STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKERS
Bendo
I went 0-2 against Phasebook. Why do I feel that I am just padding his record?" Next time I won’t pick a guy whose best weapon is a somersault against a real bad guy like Scarface.
Check out what I've been drinking lately
winner
Pro Sig record:12-6
1 Month sig bet with 10th Degree Whitebelt that DJ does NOT win the FLW tournament
Sig bet with KaleJohnCox on Alves-Kamp. ALVES
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKERS
nothing new
I went 0-2 against Phasebook. Why do I feel that I am just padding his record?" Next time I won’t pick a guy whose best weapon is a somersault against a real bad guy like Scarface.
Check out what I've been drinking lately
The only proof that will ever exist that there is a God that loves us all.....
will be if Ron Paul wins the 2012 election.
I saw someone post about thanking God for his mercy…..wtf?
You have to pray to this guy to be merciful to you….FOR WHAT? Are you just born a sinful peace of shit and you must pray for forgiveness?
This sucks to say with my pic right now(lost sig bet to The Prostate), and keep in mind im not gay at all, except on Tuesdays.
God hates gays?? And loves all those whom except him into their lives??
Ok so all those thugs you see that say they love god and all that shit, then go blast some innocent person in the face for their hard earned money in their wallet…god loves them!!
But my buddy’s gay brother who spent over a year in Africa helping the poor and hungry with food, schools, and medicine is an abomination to God???/
Would someone please explain this to me.
The Pride is smarter than me and always will be. I cant believe i picked a crack head with no jiujitsu against an awesome blackbelt like Jim Miller. Instead of trying to pick MMA fights, I’ll just keep letting Melvin snort coke out my ass crack
maybe you’ve been listening to the wrong people. no, God doesn’t hate gays. no, they’re not an abomination to Him.
please read/check some stuff out on your own, that may help.
just trying to help
by fletcherthunder on Jan 24, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Thats good to know if thats the case.
I heard it said that in the bible or some shit, like “man shall not lay with another man.” Maybe just some redneck fuck with some church ties started all that
The Pride is smarter than me and always will be. I cant believe i picked a crack head with no jiujitsu against an awesome blackbelt like Jim Miller. Instead of trying to pick MMA fights, I’ll just keep letting Melvin snort coke out my ass crack
I feel sorry you brotha..
you really think that you got it all figured out.. But you don’t and neither do any of us.. God loves us all in hopes that we will change our ways and accept him as our savior when this life is over..
I devise a plan,
I'm in the trunk as she drives the van,
Aint no disguise, Imma die as a man-- Tupac
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