The Ultimate Fighter
by ArlovsKang on Jan 22, 2012 6:39 AM EST
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PrintOk first of all, this isn't about what you might think: the title is a bit misleading. But I'm bored as shit in work right now, so stick with me.
Rather, what I propose is that we play a little mix-and-match game to try and come up with the greatest possible fighter, using the following formula: If "Fighter A" had the "Attribute" of "Fighter B" he would be the best "Weight Division" in the world.
My example (might be a bit biased): If Arlovski had the chin of Dan Henderson he would be the best Heavyweight in the world.
Ok maybe not, but you get the idea. So let's have it Maniacs. Who's your Ultimate Fighter?
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I Brock Lesnar had....
The chin of Hendo,
The power of Carwin,
The skilled punches of JDS,
The take-down defence of Chuck Liddell,
The movement of Lyoto,
The cardio of Guida,
The elbows of Jon Jones,
The submissions of Mir,
The kicks of Anderson Silva,
The heart of Nick Diaz,
The aggression of Wanderlie,
and kept his wrestling,
then he’d be the best HW in the world!
Kenny Florian is 0-3 in title fights. I am 0-0 in title fights. MMA maths mean I'm better than Florian!
by tap or snap bons on Jan 22, 2012 8:17 AM EST reply actions
if GSP had the finishing skill of Michael Bisping
"ever heard of a tune up? tee hee hee hee
"ah hee hee hee ever heard of a ritual killing? tee hee hee hee"
"i dont get it"
"you gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one tee hee hee hee"
That is fuckin funny
That’s like saying I wish Chuck could have had Arlovski’s chin transplanted to him at the end of his career.
Fedor! Don't change a thing!
GOAT, sons!
by Johnny Ballgame on Jan 22, 2012 1:06 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Not changing was working for him when he fought easy opponents, but when he stepped up he got finished 3 times.
Now it’s back to not changing.
P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!
Mythbuster rules
by Cyclonejoker on Jan 22, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Chin: Fedor Emelianenko
Dexterity: Fedor Emelianenko
Body frame: Fedor Emelianenko
Striking offense: Fedor Emelianenko
Striking defense:Fedor Emelianenko
Stance:Fedor Emelianenko
Timing: Fedor Emelianenko
Clinch: Fedor Emelianenko
Takedown defense: Fedor Emelianenko
Takedowns: Fedor Emelianenko
Top control: Fedor Emelianenko
Ground ‘n’ Pound: Fedor Emelianenko
Groin: Georges St. Pierre
Trips: Fedor Emelianenko
Throws:Fedor Emelianenko
Guard: Fedor Emelianenko
Submissions from bottom: Fedor Emelianenko
Submissions from top/back: Fedor Emelianenko
Submission defense: Fedor Emelianenko
Transitions: Fedor Emelianenko
"Ring Generalship": Fedor Emelianenko
Fight IQ:Fedor Emelianenko
Stamina: Fedor Emelianenko
Heart: Fedor Emelianenko
Show no mercy; for you shall receive none
You should take a look at Fedor's StrikeForce run and quit lying to yourself
The Pride is smarter than me and always will be. I cant believe i picked a crack head with no jiujitsu against an awesome blackbelt like Jim Miller. Instead of trying to pick MMA fights, I’ll just keep letting Melvin snort coke out my ass crack
Ehhhh that's just a little questionable.
P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!
Mythbuster rules
by Cyclonejoker on Jan 22, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Wait I think he's being sarcastic, my bad.
P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!
Mythbuster rules
by Cyclonejoker on Jan 22, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Groin: george st. Pierre
Dick.
I hope to one day be as tired of losing as my family are of walking in on me jerking it to hockey fights. I need help. I penetrate myself with a signed Steve Nash puck and have overstretched my sphincter muscles. This is only one reason why I cry myself to sleep in a bath full of BBQ sauce while eating leftover takeaways. This is a plea while I’m of sound mind to help me raise money for corrective surgery to repair my mouth after years of abusing it working the gloryhole circuit. I’m finally ready to take the maniacs advice and begin the long and painful journey towards being able to keep my mouth shut.
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
1 Loss - Grapplefan(Kamal lose to Khabib)
1 PENDING - OilCheck(Weidman over Maia)
TAKING SIG BET OFFERS ON CONDIT, KOSCHECK, POIREIR, RENAN.
I REFUSE TO PUBLICLY SAY I WILL PICK WERDUM SINCE I HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM WITH THE SHIT HE TALKED ABOUT THE REEM.
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 1:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Why are you callin him a dick? It's a compliment to gsp's groin
everybody knows he’s got a strong resilient one
Politics is just one big ass blast.
Sub Defense: Ben Henderson
Punching Power: Dan Henderson
Punching Technique: Nick Diaz
Kicking Power: Pat Barry
Head Kicks: Anderson Silva
Body Kicks: Overeem
Leg Kicks: Thiago Alves
Knees: Jose Aldo
Standing Elbow Strikes: Urijah Faber
Take Downs: Sean Sherk
GnP: Mark Munoz
Chokes: Damian Maia
Arm Locks(armbars,kimura, etc): Frank Mir
Leg Locks: Rousamir Phalres
Sweeps: Nick Diaz
Scrambling Ability: Dan Henderson
Take Down Defense: Frankie Edgar
Thai Clinch: Anderson Silva
Single Collar: Rampage
Grappling Clinch: Dan Henderson
Cardio: Clay Guida
Gamplaning and Discipline: Randy Couture
Heart: Frankie Edgar
Chin: Dan Henderson
Reach: Jon Jones
Allusiveness & Footwork: Machida
Toughness: Nick Diaz
Grit: Chael Sonnen
Roids Dealer: Overeem
Flexibility: BJ Penn
Killer Instinct: Donald Cerrone
Weight Cutting Ability: Jon Jones
The Pride is smarter than me and always will be. I cant believe i picked a crack head with no jiujitsu against an awesome blackbelt like Jim Miller. Instead of trying to pick MMA fights, I’ll just keep letting Melvin snort coke out my ass crack
After Calculating all that and putting a fighter together who matches the description......
This is what I came up with
The Pride is smarter than me and always will be. I cant believe i picked a crack head with no jiujitsu against an awesome blackbelt like Jim Miller. Instead of trying to pick MMA fights, I’ll just keep letting Melvin snort coke out my ass crack
Nice list, but Jones cardio isn't the best so it's hard to say his weight cutting ability is the best.
P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!
Mythbuster rules
by Cyclonejoker on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
lmao
Baltimore Ravens Superbowl champs 2012!!!!
by ClinchKing on Jan 22, 2012 5:42 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Seeing Silva be able to stop opponents with simple straights
I’d give him the title of best punching power
"The advanced metrics guys do not like Derrick Rose very much." - Bills Simmons podcast 2/4
by RogersPark Kris on Jan 23, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
He has power, but he more so uses timing and accuracy perfect.
That’s how he can KO guys with a jab so easy.
P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!
Mythbuster rules
by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 2:30 AM EST up reply actions
The Ultimate Fighter
The chin of Jonathan Goulet
The sub defense of Melvin Guillard
The cardio of Ben Rothwell
The sub offense of Drew McFedries
The work ethic of BJ Penn
The coordination and flexibility of Big Timmay
The trashtalk of GSP
The ability to pass guard like Tyrone Woodley
The ‘lay it on the line’ of Kalib Starnes
The killer instinct of Jon Fitch (he’s worse than GSP)
The sanity of Diego Sanchez
The weight cutting of Anthony Johnson
The punches of Kyle Maynard
The phantom taps of CB Dollaway
The well-roundedness of Houston Alexander
The sheer likability of Michael Bisping
The flopping ability of Werdum
The ability to stand in the pocket like Brock
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