UFC on FX predictions, preview and analysis
Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) is just about ready to kick off its programming partnership with the FX Channel, beginning with the aptly named UFC on FX 1: "Guillard vs. Miller," which goes down tomorrow night (Fri., Jan. 20, 2012) live from the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tennessee.
Leading the charge into "Music City" will be a couple of lightweight standouts looking to get back into the 155-pound title hunt after major setbacks in their respective pursuits. I'm talking, of course, about Melvin Guillard and Jim Miller, who will throw down in the main event to see who's the contender and who's the pretender.
Also getting their hands dirty in Nashville are Pat Barry and Christian Morecraft. "Get Hype' might get told to "get lost" if his account gets deleted by the "World of Morecraft." A loss tomorrow night would mark his third straight and put him at a perilous 3-5 in the UFC.
Lightweight "Dentist" Josh Neer is out to prove all the hype surrounding Duane Ludwig's place in the history books is just that -- history. Which one of these talented strikers will continue to climb the 155-pound ladder?
What the hell is with all these questions?
You want answers and I'm here to give them to you. Like the voice-over says at the 3:05 mark of En Vogue's "My Lovin'" video, now it's time for a breakdown.
After the jump, of course.
155 lbs.: Melvin Guillard (29-9-2) vs. Jim Miller (20-3)
Nostradumbass predicts: Is Melvin Guillard one of the most dangerous and explosive strikers in the UFC lightweight division? Hell yes. Is he beating Jim Miller tomorrow night in Nashville? Hell no.
What's funny about fickle fight fans is how quick they are to forgive Guillard for getting smashed by Joe Lauzon -- and just as quick to bury Miller for getting mugged by Ben Henderson.
Guillard, to me, is the same fighter he's always been. Great hands and moves quicker than shit off a shovel. But he's at his best when his opponents fight scared and well, let's face it, he's been running roughshod on the middle of the pack, not the elite.
For my money, Miller is the better all-around fighter. He's got power, as evidenced by his knockout win over the Destro-headed Kamal Shalorus. He's also got top-of-the-food-chain submissions, which we saw when he tapped grappling wunderkind Charles Oliveira.
Cardio? He could fight ten rounds without even batting an eyelash.
So what happened against Bendo? Well, he fought a style of fighter that is clearly his kryptonite: Great wrestler, granite chin and damn-near impossible to submit. In other words, he fought a bigger, stronger version of Jim Miller.
Despite his much-improved takedown defense, "The Young Assassin" doesn't meet that criteria.
I also don't like that Guillard abandoned Greg Jackson's ship to swim to the Blackzilian shore. That tells me he's more comfortable around his friends who won't tell him when he's doing wrong. So, expect the same old Melvin come fight night.
With the same old result.
Prediction: Miller def. Guillard via submission
155 lbs.: Duane Ludwig (21-11) vs. Josh Neer (32-10-1)
Nostradumbass predicts: Duane Ludwig is suddenly a media darling because Dana White recognized his seven-second knockout over Jonathan Goulet. I know the polite thing to do is stand and applaud, but let's not get too carried away here. Kaipo Kalama pasted "The Road Warrior" in 12 seconds and Mike Swick only needed 33.
My point is that Ludwig's KO record, while deserving of its recognition, does not transform him into Universal Soldier's GR13. This is still the same fighter with 11 losses -- 10 of them being stoppages.
Was I impressed by his performance over Amir Sadollah at UFC on Versus 5? Definitely. But I was equally unimpressed in his split decision win over Nick Osipczak the fight before.
If Neer goes into this thing trying to make it a technical stand-up fight, he gets smoked. But when the hell has "The Dentist" ever done anything technical? He's a gritty brawler and one of the toughest S.O.B.'s in the 155-pound division.
Remember his slugfest against Nate Diaz?
Neer's Achilles heel is his ground game. He can submit off his back, but give him a good wrestler and his survival rate becomes that of a baby seal in Canada. The good news is "Bang" wants to do just that, but it costs him this fight at the end of the third round.
Ludwig will be a slave to form and function, while Neer will be unorthodox and disruptive by design. The result will see a flustered Duane go right down the drain and resurface in front of the judges, who will hand the longtime veteran just the second unanimous decision loss of his career.
Prediction: Neer def. Ludwig via unanimous decision
135 lbs.: Mike Easton (11-1) vs. Jared Papazian (14-6)
Nostradumbass predicts: Mike Easton is kind of like fellow bantamweight John Dodson -- if "The Magician" could bench-press a Volkswagen. There's a reason they call Easton "The Hulk" and it's not because he wears purple jorts and speaks in fragments.
If you missed his UFC debut, the D.C. native put the screws to Byron Bloodworth last October, stopping his fellow debutant with vicious knees to the body in front of a partisan crowd. I expect him to do the same in tomorrow night's fight, but Papazian should have the mettle to hold on for a decision.
"The Jackhammer" isn't exactly a household name, but he has put up one of the busier fight campaigns in recent years. The knock on Papazian is his penchant for throwing himself at the mercy of the court. His last five contests have gone to the judge's scorecards.
If that happens here, he's a goner.
I favor Easton's wrestling and top control in this bout based on his Herculean strength alone. I don't know how long he can stay in the pocket and remain ahead on points, as Papazian's an accomplished striker.
With that in mind, it wouldn't surprise me to see him give away the opening frame -- only to find his rhythm early in the second stanza and coast from there. Besides, anyone with the chops to beat Doddy has to be doing something right.
Prediction: Easton def. Papazian via unanimous decision
265 lbs.: Pat Barry (6-4) vs. Christian Morecraft (7-2)
Nostradumbass predicts: The UFC is in a tough spot with Pat Barry because he's a fan favorite who has trouble winning fights. When they give him a C-level fighter, he comes out on top, so they move him up to a B-level fighter and he loses. Now he's staring down the barrel of three straight losses and that mean's walking that thin line between loveable and loveable loser.
Fortunately he's become the beneficiary of favorable matchmaking, as Christian Morecraft is a large but lumbering heavyweight who can get beaten to the punch by the stocky kickboxer if -- and that's a big if -- he can fight intelligently.
The danger here is Morecraft's ground game.
While I don't think anyone in Abu Dhabi is breaking a sweat, he's subbed his share of heavyweights. More importantly, he's used three different types of submissions to do it. That tells me he's not just a one-trick pony and that when called upon, he can fire off a fight-ending sub.
Just as Barry can fire off a fight-ending strike.
If "HD" didn't have the ground game of a salted snail, he'd probably be a top ten heavyweight. But for some reason he seems content to just pump iron and violate the heavy bag and see how far it can take him. In this fight, it should be enough, as Morecraft tends to be a little bit on the brittle side once the fists start flying.
I predict Barry maintains his distance, works the legs of the bigger man, and takes home a first round stoppage with a blistering KO. Assuming he doesn't get choked out while going for the kill.
Prediction: Barry def. Morecraft via technical knockout
That's a wrap, folks.
For previews and predictions on the preliminary card fights click here and here. To see all the odds and betting lines for UFC on FX click here and remember to come check us out after the show for all the latest results, recaps and coverage of "Guillard vs. Miller."
What do you think? Now it's your turn ... let us have it in the comments section and share your thoughts and picks for tomorrow night's event.
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Who you got for the main and co-main?
by BlueNova on Jan 19, 2012 1:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
My favs:
He’s got power, as evidenced by his knockout win over the Destro-headed Kamal Shalorus.
Ludwig will be a slave to form and function, while Neer will be unorthodox and disruptive by design. The result will see a flustered Duane go right down the drain and resurface in front of the judges, who will hand the longtime veteran just the second unanimous decision loss of his career.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
A Mike Swick reference in a Holland article??
oh, the mamaries memories…
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12
i coulda swore i heard of the name some where
Isnt he that bald candia reporter from saskatoon who asks all the meaningless questions at the press conferences
by dia mette on Jan 19, 2012 1:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Still not sure
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 19, 2012 1:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
LOL
keep it up. The newbs don’t know…
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12

209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 19, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
#FAIL
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
keep what up, is this one of those inside paintrain joke im not aware of
Nevermind i just binged it,
He was a member of inaugrial season of the tuff show he went on to try and rename a well known submission to the swickoteen which didnt stick ironically. And then was tragically raped by an asian named okami and as a result contracted cowardidice in which there is currently no cure. And people thought brock went through a rough time
Poor guy
by dia mette on Jan 19, 2012 2:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
+1 there it is
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 19, 2012 2:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
in Mania it doesn't go green i thought?
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
the things you know.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
haha, its funny to me, when ppl go straight nerd when asked a question pertaining to the forum.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
I remember after the last green attack that they upped it to like 99 or so before it turns green.
A pinner ain't never hurt nobody!
I heard that was requested
but didn’t know it was actually implemented. Sweet if true.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
Hey fuckhead
How long is this sig for? I don’t remember what we decided.
Not that I don’t love being a homo.
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
Sig bets only last until next events. Then new sig bets will be on.
I like that your grumpy about it though.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
lol
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
unless otherwise indicated
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Cruz you keep avoiding trying to earn your sig bet revenge with me, don't even reply to me until you man up!
Especially not a super serious post about the ins and outs of recs.
oh fuck Grapple.
You next muh fucka. You need to post more. You took a sabbatical cause you had to bitch slap yo bitch into aborting that mistake you made a few weeks ago remember?
name your close fights.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
lol, your a ducking punk who masturbates while his parents are in the next room
Neer, Miller, Habib, Schafer. Let me know which ones you like and let me get back to you. If you got more too, post them up.
Evans, Chael, Weidman
I’m neer and Miller. Morecraft vs Barry is too close for me to put my stevie Y on the line. If barry shows up and ko’s him that’s awesome. morecraft should win by all means though.
And you say that like it’s a bad thing? I jerk it when they are a wall away. The door is USUALLY locked. Not my fault i’m more Nash than you.

"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
We've got the same picks.
I just live alone in a cave so I’m just jealous I don’t have the luxury of walls … or company.
Webcams my friend, Chatroullette. lol.
And I’ll check through the upcoming schedules then hit you right back.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Cub over Roop.
oliveira over Wisely
Dunham over Lentz.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Shane Roller over Michael Johnson.
Thats a toss up.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Shalorus. Your done.
1 week til Evans – Davis. Picture and Signature.
I’m bringin heat this time you wannabe.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah ok. Can't tell me that's not a close fight
I wouldn’t be surprised to see it go either way, good luck, godspeed and party on.
Fag.
i can tell you thats not a close fight. I’ve never heard Khabib Urmagenochonovauswitz.
He’s gunna straight Kamal Trampled.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
he's only lost to one fuckin guy.
Just saying your getting shafted and we’ve already agreed, Your fucked son.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
lol, make that Tito's head
Habib’s striking doesn’t seem all that but he’s got a shot to out grapple Kamal … maybe
I got the guy with the less gay, less foreign name
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
lol, so who?
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
it is still on
I just don’t care anymore.
I saw Tommy talking to someone the other day and accidentally clicked on his name to his profile. He had more rec’s on Mania than comments. If our fearless leader doesn’t give a fuck what the OG’s say…neither do I.
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12
who cares VM! you pussy!
That’s Right.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Shut the fuck up before I lay a pinkus across your pale face
And obviously Chocolate Silk cares so much that he is posting about it. I have a hunch he might be confused.
A pinner ain't never hurt nobody!
You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house,
And if you got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth.
Cause i’ll break yo face, have yo ass runnin mumblin to the jake.
Chocolate Silk name drop ftw though.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
You don't happen to be pals with Jarred DeMarino are you?
Because I swear that is a haiku.
A pinner ain't never hurt nobody!
I swear 50 said it.
But your the poet king.
Fag.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
huh?
Maybe Jarred was before your time.
He made some fanposts that featured his poems and had his girlfriend or little sister come on here to rec them and comment saying “Jarred, you are the greatest, everyone needs to read your poems”. It was quite pathetic to say the least.
A pinner ain't never hurt nobody!
Awwwww
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
Wow. I feel so bad for him.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
thats fuckin awesome thouhg. i simply made a comment.
and 50 said it. 50 cent. half a dollar? you get it yet?!
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
LMAO, Dia. Get ready for banishment from JH.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
you use bing ?
You are banned from Bloody Elbow.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.
Insulting staff and using the word "fag" are both completely inappropriate. So long.
by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 19, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
ya i didn't know that anything but Google still worked..? lol.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
1 PENDING - GrappleFan(Kamal over Khabib Urgamenchonovauswitz)
1 PENDING - OilCheck(Weidman over Maia)
TAKING SIG BET OFFERS ON CONDIT, KOSCHECK, POIREIR, RENAN.
I REFUSE TO PUBLICLY SAY I WILL PICK WERDUM SINCE I HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM WITH THE SHIT HE TALKED ABOUT THE REEM.
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
mmmmmmm salted snail
Still rooting for HD tho, despite his shortcomings
The artful muppet formerly known as KrmtDfrog.
Please read my sardonic wit and over-blown sense of self over at headkicklegend.com
by Cory Braiterman on Jan 19, 2012 1:08 PM EST reply actions
According to the French, salted snail tastes like chicken.
When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.
doesn’t pretty much every strange meat taste like chicken? i don’t think i could stomach a snail, my grandparents say they are nice though lol
"A man, as a general rule, owes very little to what he is born with. A man is what he makes of himself."
Snails, prepared correctly, are fabulous.
garlic, shallots and white wine
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12
better than ballut? or whatever you call the bird fetus?
by jewjiffshoes on Jan 19, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
I won't try those duck eggs
something about eating a fetus doesn’t sit well with me.
Snails ar the consitency of baked snot. We have all eaten plenty of that.
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12
I know a guy who said that ballut or whatever is really good but he is from the Phillipines
I just can’t imagine going there.
This from people who eat bugs
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
I'm on about how disgusting their culinary tastes are
Obviousfuckingly
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
I like duck and duck eggs
I can’t imagine it being too bad. But the first time I ahd one that was a little too “done” and it had feathers or bones in it, I would yak. right then. right there.
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12
hmmm i think i will pass on whatever that is
"A man, as a general rule, owes very little to what he is born with. A man is what he makes of himself."
It basically is an abortion
That’s what a fetus is
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
Nothing's gross about abortions.
They are NEEDED!
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
No argument there
One look at Josh Koscheck tells you that
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
NCAA champion? what?
One look at anything not 100% human. Kick it off the cliff. I believe fully in Spartanism. If it broke, kill it.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
So that means you is fucked, bicycle thief. :)
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
oh i know. I'm convinced i'm getting a downie once i reproduce.
And then i’ll be humbled. But til then. Give it up for adoption if your not down for the old yella style termination..
Just sayin.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
1 PENDING - GrappleFan(Kamal over Khabib Urgamenchonovauswitz)
1 PENDING - OilCheck(Weidman over Maia)
TAKING SIG BET OFFERS ON CONDIT, KOSCHECK, POIREIR, RENAN.
I REFUSE TO PUBLICLY SAY I WILL PICK WERDUM SINCE I HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM WITH THE SHIT HE TALKED ABOUT THE REEM.
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
jesus christ cruz
I went 0-2 against Phasebook. Why do I feel that I am just padding his record?" Next time I won’t pick a guy whose best weapon is a somersault against a real bad guy like Scarface.
Check out what I've been drinking lately
It just doesn't look appetizing
I rather eat a turtle.
by jewjiffshoes on Jan 19, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
Well played, senor
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
for the first time i had a monster horse hamburget today at lunch
It was soooooo delicious so i ordered another one with lots of ketchup. I feel like i could climb a f*@king mountain with no rope at all. Or swim across a big lake.
by dia mette on Jan 19, 2012 2:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Take some steroids and you could be Overeem
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
WTF?
where from? in the US? I’ve been wanting to try it out.
by jewjiffshoes on Jan 19, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
opps, at slaughter houses every where
For dinner im having horse chops
by dia mette on Jan 19, 2012 2:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I live in the city dude.
guess I’m fucked!
by jewjiffshoes on Jan 19, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
they will be in restaurants in no time
I swear i fee like i could run to malasia wherever it may be
by dia mette on Jan 19, 2012 2:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I've been dying to try it out
makes my GF wanna puke though.
by jewjiffshoes on Jan 19, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
ya i went a little over board there must be protien brain freez, but its good
Tell you gf its a bison burger and she wont know the differebce
by dia mette on Jan 19, 2012 3:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I might even run to work tomorrow after having some scrambled eggs and horse bacon. I feel like i could move a mountain right now
by dia mette on Jan 19, 2012 2:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
How'd you get a picture of Chandalla with her skin off?
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
What, do you like frogs legs too
Do you wear a beret and eat brie cheese?
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
Frog legs are better than snails
and very mild, but I would pick alligator if having to only eat one reptile. I hear iguana is better, since they are vegetarians, but I have yet to eat one. Maybe I will drive down to Miami and pick some up…
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12
French cuisine is way overrated.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
I agree.
It doesn’t make you sophisticated, it makes you Bear Grilles
by jewjiffshoes on Jan 19, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Stack it up against Mexican, Caribbean, Italian, Greek, African and it pales in comparison.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
I will eat practically anything once.
the snails and frog legs I have eaten were from friends that were Cajun, not European French.
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12
i really wanna try alligator, i don’t think there is much chance of me getting one in the uk though!
"A man, as a general rule, owes very little to what he is born with. A man is what he makes of himself."
mail order.
http://www.lacrawfish.com/Alligator-and-Turtle-C38.aspx?gclid=CNLBtofs3K0CFRIj7AodDlNTKQ
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12
ah nice thanks, i thought it would be more expensive for some reason. Ive been watching Man vs Food lately, he just ate stone crab claws they looked really good, all this food talk is making me really hungry now.
"A man, as a general rule, owes very little to what he is born with. A man is what he makes of himself."
I go out in the Gulf of Mexico and catch stone crabs.
You only take one claw and they grow it back. The next year you take the one you left and they grow it back.
I have seen claws longer than soup cans and almost as wide.
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12
You go and eat crab claws
Then you eat the same crab’s claw the next year? That’s beyond bizarre.
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
sustainable fishery
And in the early season they sell for upwards of $20 a pound. $45 a kilo for you my Canadian firned.
They can take your finger off
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12
From what I hear
Alligator would be better than anything you can find in the UK.
by jewjiffshoes on Jan 19, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
hey come on we have tea, crumpets. mutated fish that come from our rivers all that good stuff.
"A man, as a general rule, owes very little to what he is born with. A man is what he makes of himself."
good old british fish and chips thats the good stuff.
"A man, as a general rule, owes very little to what he is born with. A man is what he makes of himself."
There's a small place in Newport Beach, CA
that has those. Wasn’t overly impressed, guess I have to try the real ones…
by jewjiffshoes on Jan 19, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
practically means nothing to you??
WTF
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12
A bag of dicks or a bucket of pussy?
Tough call
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
And a take out bag
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Well, everybody should eat out at least once a week
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
Honestly, I just ordered sushi
Can’t wait to get buried face deep in tuna
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
Wait wait wait wait wait
Why the fuck is this on a Friday? 6pm EST is 3PM my time. I’m still at fucking work! Goddamn it!
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
DVR and stay away from Mania.
or leave early because it is Friday…
Soccer...sort of like gay hockey on a giant lawn - Scottidog 1/12/12
I'm going to go postal
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
Fuel card starts at 3 PT main card at 6 PT
by OvaDwayneBowe on Jan 19, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that's the problem
I get off work at 4:30 pm and get home at 6. No way I’ll see any of the undercard. This calls for emergency action, like calling in sick.
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
please come to the office
i would like to speak with you regarding your work schedule.
Danago likes the REEM JOB.
I'm sure McDonald's can function without you for a day....
by MMA Boss on Jan 19, 2012 1:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Ouch
But seriously, I work in media
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
get that POP art up man. Customers need to know about the new triple stack mccheeseburger we have going right now.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.

209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 19, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Wooly twice in one thread?
SMH!
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
full sequence FTW

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
Since all things are God, in all things thou seest just so much of God as thy capacity affordeth thee.
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.
No one understands what it means but its provocative, gets the people going.
id like a # 2, with a pepsi, go large
Make sure you put some napkins and a straw you forgot last time
by dia mette on Jan 19, 2012 1:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
They dont do Pepsi at wack-arnolds!!
Sig bets with umabig:
Condit beats Diaz on Feb. 4, 2 weeks
Akiyama beats Shields on Feb. 26, 2 week
by enzo-enormous on Jan 19, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
dont be hard on him , he asked who mike swick was earlier
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 19, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Mike jones
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 19, 2012 2:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
And here are a few words you will never hear a man say:
‘stop sucking my dick or ill call the police’
by dragonassault on Jan 19, 2012 2:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
hahahahaha
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
just watch it on your phone at work
by dia mette on Jan 19, 2012 1:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
My smartphone died (broke when I threw it against the wall) a month ago when I overslept the prelims when they were fighting in England
Fucking time difference bullshit
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.

209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 19, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
I can't see the pic
Try again
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
hahaha his third so far in this thread!
And Unam. Just stay off mania and if you don’t have DVR. I know a site that will have them up 5 minutes after each fight. Stallion knows one as well. Quit worrying we got you brotha.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
It's a conspiracy from JH cause I've been hitting on his bitches
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 19, 2012 2:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
cause of that one you posted, let her suck you for free?
Heroic.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
lol, did you really throw your phone against the wall when you missed prelims?
Politics is just one big ass blast.
Do you know Unam? He's more h-core than anyone else.
Period. Look how gay he is.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
1 PENDING - GrappleFan(Kamal over Khabib Urgamenchonovauswitz)
1 PENDING - OilCheck(Weidman over Maia)
TAKING SIG BET OFFERS ON CONDIT, KOSCHECK, POIREIR, RENAN.
I REFUSE TO PUBLICLY SAY I WILL PICK WERDUM SINCE I HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM WITH THE SHIT HE TALKED ABOUT THE REEM.
by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, and the weird thing is it looked perfectly fine
But it was deader than a Rick Santorum hooker
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
The big fights are easy to pick
We need help with these nobodies.
Like, who the fuck is Nick Denis?
Pat Schilling? Didn’t he throw a no-hitter against the Atlanta Braves?
Tommy Hayden?
Khabib Nurmagedheiodgdiowdbnowfoiwfov?
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
Sweet, Rocky's mom is a real GILF
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
yep
go with the ninja of love.
by letstalkmma on Jan 19, 2012 1:49 PM EST via Android app up reply actions

209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 19, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions

209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 19, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Haha must be
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
….nick and nate diaz will b champs this year and all the haters can elat a bloody vag…ultimatehuggingchamp is the biggest dumbfuck around and licks the sweat of my balls….STOCKTON 209…..y u mad 4 suckas!
by wooly shambler on Jan 19, 2012 2:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
what bitch? fuk u in ur dum ass mouf, pussy bitch. rep'in 209 in dis bitch
my 209stk impression
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
Since all things are God, in all things thou seest just so much of God as thy capacity affordeth thee.
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.
No one understands what it means but its provocative, gets the people going.
fuk u in yo fukin mouf pussy bitch. 209 goin kill you bitch. yo dead meat. walk down my street i dare you. fukin talk shit like that to my face bitch.
"i think jesse just internet slapped his internet girlfriend" - RickDoobs Gold
Sig Bet Record:
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Frankie over Gray)
1 Loss - GrappleFan(Lil Nog over Tito)
1 Win - ItalianStallion54(Nate over Donald)
1 Win - Unambig(Barboza over Etim)
1 PENDING - GrappleFan(Kamal over Khabib Urgamenchonovauswitz)
1 PENDING - OilCheck(Weidman over Maia)
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by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Agree with all but Barry, he is too unreliable
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Thinking about it for the pool. Not sure yet
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Morecraft looks so much like shit
I couldn’t in good conscience pick him even if he did fluke out the win
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
+1 that's it
I wouldn’t be surprised Free, but it’s just …. uuurgh, the fight in general is a pain in the ass. I think both guys need a win and they would prefer Barry to stay, not that the UFC can predict the future but they wouldn’t throw Morecraft a win.
That’s just some nonsense i’ve thought of right now but I do feel Barry will be able to defend himself and clock Morecraft with some kicks and punches. I hope he’s not too tentative though.
Yeah agreed about the tentative point... If Barry goes right for it and takes it to Moorecraft, he will destroy him and get a quick finish
But we’ve seen his lack of Killer Instinct before and Moorecraft clearly has the better ground game.
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I hate when in past fights he gets a knock down
and would just stare at the dude, waiting for a ref to give a standing 8 count
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by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Jan 19, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Yall goinv to be looking real stupid when MG ko's this guy tomorrow
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I already look stupid so no one will know the difference.
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by Jesse Holland on Jan 19, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Miller has never been finished
Guillard is grossly overrated and very inconsistent. I don’t think he has the tools to win the fight as easily as you seem to think he will. But it’s fair that you have faith in him, your’e openly honest abut your fanatic predisposition to have him win.
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He can totally Evan Dunham Miller.
wtf happened to Evan anyway?
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kid was looking good until he fought Melvin. That shit impressed me, that win and the weed made me forget how bad he can be at times, like the Clementi loss
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
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Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.
No one understands what it means but its provocative, gets the people going.
Yeah, he decisioned Marcus Aurelio and I thought he was the next big thing.
Then he started beating better guys and lost a controversial decision to Sherk and then BOOM Melvin unloaded on him lol.
I still look forward to his fights but he’s not the youngest guy so it’s not like he’s a young prospect. I’d still like to see him vs GSot and I hope we haven’t seen the best of him.
so?
Melvin looks stupid everytime he fights someone good…
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by The Pride on Jan 19, 2012 2:36 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Why is everyone picking barry?
Havent we come to grips with the fact that he’s garbage? I mean morecraft can take him down and tap him…..actually morecraft will take him down and tap him. No leg kicks for patrick.
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by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Jan 19, 2012 2:31 PM EST via mobile reply actions
All Same Picks
Thats how I know you must be correct.
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by G Squat on Jan 19, 2012 2:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions
That's whacky
Imagine if you could do that for other animals
I will never pick another british fighter to beat Barboza. I’m a complete idiot for picking Etim. I lost due to one of the most vicious wheel kick ko’s i’ve ever seen. When i’m at home alone when my wife is not there, i occasionally finger my own asshole, whilst not even jerking it. I just love the feeling of it in my butt. I’m a homo. I suck dick for bus fair then walk home. I will never bet Cruz Jackson again, he is too amazing. I love him and am so gay for him and his stolen bike. I would like to form a formal request of fellatio for him because thats how much i’m on his dick.
then fighting Paul Harris
wouldn’t be as scary as it is right now.
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I wouldn't be scared.
I’d even go to the ground with him… after i kicked him in his nuts. twice. then it would be followed up by me stomping his nuts and holding his legs in front of me. Then when i see a tear come down his face. I’ll jump on his face a la Shogun from pride style and punch him in the jaw. Then get up and declare myself the winner before anyone stopped it and i would go jump on the side of the cage.
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by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
get much meat outta just one crab claw?
guessing you get from multiple crabs and have a feast?
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
Since all things are God, in all things thou seest just so much of God as thy capacity affordeth thee.
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.
No one understands what it means but its provocative, gets the people going.
no shit.
what do you think he’s a fine dining faggot from NYC?
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by Cruz Jackson on Jan 19, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
The one above probably has 6oz of meat.
But typically a half dozen is a solid meal. Most are not that big, but I have seen bigger. It is really funny becasue the crab bodies are relatively the same size, but the claw sizes vary tremendously. Not sure if it is a diet thing or what.
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