UFC 142 results: Rousimar Palhares submits Mike Massenzio in the first round
UFC 142: "Aldo vs. Mendes," taking place tonight (Sat., Jan. 14, 2012) at the HSBC Arena in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, featured a middleweight match-up pitting leg wrangler Rousimar Palhares against journeyman Mike Massenzio.
This fight came with the disclaimer that fans watching be wary of the fact that they might see a man get his leg torn off because Palhares is a specialist when he gets ahold of his opponent's limbs.
Sure enough, he pulled guard, wrapped up Massenzio's leg and torqued until he forced the tap. The entire sequence took just over a minute. "The Master of Disaster" never had a chance once Palhares got a hold of his leg and cranked in that heel hook.
That marks nine of his last 11 wins via submission.
Palhares dedicated the win to a partner of his who had passed. Just a cherry on top of yet another tapout victory for the tree stump from Brazil.
Be sure to hit up MMAmania.com's live UFC 142 post for up to the minute results and blow-by-blow coverage of the rest of the night's action by clicking here.
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This isnt even news
we both know u wrote this like 8 hours ago haha
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Go ahead and feed that scrub Sonnen to this kid...Sonnen wouldn't last 2 minutes on the ground with this dude
I wanna see Sonnen pull his butthumping shit on Palhares and see how long that shit will last…
Git some Sonnen
Sonnen doesn't want half of that.
NOVA UNIAO
Tomas Taverin Def. Jander Yenn via TKO(Punches) at 0:54 of RD 1!
by CharactersAnalysis on Jan 14, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
That's why in the very unlikely chance Sonnen becomes MW champ, he would retire immediately before fighting Maia or Palhares.
I’m assuming interim title gain, because I still can’t see him beating Anderson in a five rounder.
Hey, I'll take it from here because you obviously don't know what you're doing... Lie down now, rest, and we'll talk about this when you regain your senses. --The Knockout Mechanism.
That's the name of the game: Mixed Martial Arts.
Combining many disciplines and putting in the work to execute. Sonnen is a very good MMA based wrestler, but his lack of power in his strikes and very poor submission defense would and will always leave him to the mercy of the Silva’s, Maia’s, and Palhares’ of the world.
Oh yeah, and Jeremy Horn.
Hey, I'll take it from here because you obviously don't know what you're doing... Lie down now, rest, and we'll talk about this when you regain your senses. --The Knockout Mechanism.
Its been a long time since I've seen a one trick pony this good
I think Im the only guy on the site that thought Massenzio would win… lol…
"Did you know that if you mix equal parts
of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice
concentrate, you can make napalm?"
I honestly had a slight inclination, for the most brief moment
Before I said, no…
Joe Silva needs to do the right thing and book Palhares with a big name…a Vitor Belfort maybe…
Or the loser of one of the 2 MW fights on the next Fox card
u probably scarnned one of my post somewhere picking Massenzio
… a subliminal message hit you the next morning…. and you said… “what the hell was that”?
"Did you know that if you mix equal parts
of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice
concentrate, you can make napalm?"
Exactly what happened...
I had the bubble guts and I thought to myself…“I only get the bubble guts on Saturday nights and it’s Friday”
Something was wrong
I hereby declare that Edson Barboza is the true owner of the Showtime Kick
man i luv this dude hes brutal,glad he never held on though ;)
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"ah hee hee hee ever heard of a ritual killing? tee hee hee hee"
"i dont get it"
"you gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one tee hee hee hee"
I wanted to see a heel hook and got one so I'm happy.
Scary dude though.
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rules for fighting this man
Ref-he does not break hold until you pull him off, keep one eye on the tapper and one on the tappee
Fighter-wear a speedo, don’t give him anything other than your skin to touch, but it might not help
by stoppagesalwaysplease on Jan 14, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions
His opponents should just tap out as soon as he grabs their leg, to avoid injury.
P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!
by Cyclonejoker on Jan 15, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
yep, when your first attempt to wriggle free doesn't work just tap
by stoppagesalwaysplease on Jan 15, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions

NOVA UNIAO
Tomas Taverin Def. Jander Yenn via TKO(Punches) at 0:54 of RD 1!
by CharactersAnalysis on Jan 15, 2012 12:43 AM EST reply actions
Brilliant jiu-jitsu
my sigs the best
by 10thDegreeWhiteBelt on Jan 15, 2012 1:31 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I cant believe mike let lenny spin him down like that.. I was thinking he was going to do the hendo and play keep away
"Did you know that if you mix equal parts
of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice
concentrate, you can make napalm?"
things we learn from ufc 142 - mw division
guys like vitor belfort & rousimar palhares are so much better than crap spitting bisping who is asing for a titleshot. dana, please pit bisping against one of these winners. i sure as hell wouldnt want to see A.silva fighting a crap fighter like bisping especially so when he is in the twilight of his career.
classic lenny
kick a guy in the nuts, then take him down and rip his ankle off
"Did you know that if you mix equal parts
of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice
concentrate, you can make napalm?"

"Every time I hear of this guy , I wonder how he was possible." - Joe DiMaggio
by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 15, 2012 2:03 AM EST reply actions
Kept waiting for Paul Harris to see a ghost or something
Where were his wacky antics in this fight?

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