Jacob Volkmann: 'Whether you hate me or like me, at least you know me'
Rising Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) lightweight Jacob Volkmann stirred more controversial waves when he took (another) post-fight swipe at Barack Obama after a unanimous decision win over Efrain Escudero at UFC 141: Lesnar vs. Overeem, inferring that the President of the United States needed a "glassectomy."
The (terribly awkward) joke didn't sit too well with White Bear High School, which is where Volkmann worked part-time as an assistant wrestling coach, seeing as how the district put him on administrative leave.
Taking a page out of the book that the master of trash-talk wrote, Chael Sonnen, Volkmann has stated that he is simply trying to get his name out there and trying to get people to know him. It obviously has worked for Sonnen in the past, but is it working for Volkmann?
The former three-time NCAA Division II All American wrestler told MMAweekly.com that all of his comments have been taken out of context and people interpret things the way in which they choose, especially when it comes to President Barack Obama.
Take a look:
"I never said that Obama needed a glassectomy, I said call me so he can schedule a glassectomy. I never said it was for him. You can take out of the interview what you want, but that's not what I said. Plus they said I wanted to rip his arm off, and I never said that. I said I wanted to rip it, it's a technical term for when you roll hard and you try to submit them. Like a technical term for ‘ripping' an armbar or a Kimura, cause if they're resisting, you have to rip it. You can't rip someone's arm off, that's impossible. The thing is, you only have what 30 seconds out there on the mic? It's like a speech, like an article, you have to make it interesting so people want to follow up with you and that's what I'm trying to do. No one wants to hear who your sponsors are, no one wants to hear thank you's to your sponsors or your family or your coach cause you're already thanking those guys. They want to hear you talk trash, they want to hear you call out your next opponent, in my case, I don't know if they want to hear politics, I'm going to give them that. Whether it makes them hate me or like me, at least they know me.
On who he wants to face next inside the Octagon:
"I obviously want a top level guy, but the chances of getting one of those aren't very good right now because they don't like my style, so they're not going to give me one of those guys and beat one of them and make them look bad because they don't like my style, which is fine, I'm working on it. But I'm not going to be a guy that's going to switch everything like Gray Maynard did and try to stay standing with somebody that beats me up on the feet. I'm going to make a technical fight; I'm not going to be a foolish fighter out there. I'm going to stay who I am just because that's what people want to see. Just cause some turd out there across the screen wants to see a knockout or some blood cause he doesn't understand a technical fight. I'm not going to change for him."
After beginning his UFC career with back-to-back losses to Paulo Thiago and Martin Kampmann at welterweight, "Christmas" made the drop to lightweight division in hopes of ending his funk.
The move proved to be a wise one as he has emerged as a force to be reckoned with in the 155-pound division, reeling off five consecutive wins and zero losses. His notable victories include Antonio McKee, Danny Castillo and most recently at UFC 141, Efrain Escudero.
Wanting a "top guy" next, it will be interesting to see just who he draws his next time out. He seems to have the attention of the United States Secret Service, does he have yours?
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Yeah I know him
he’s an idiot with no personality.
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by Greenbeard on Jan 11, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Amazingly
Your attempt at humor is worse than Volkmann’s. Were you trying to make a point?
U mad bro
?
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by Greenbeard on Jan 11, 2012 10:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
whoa whoa bravo Greenbeard bravo
"Every time I hear of this guy , I wonder how he was possible." - Joe DiMaggio
by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 11, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
bla this

"My weight is not enough and strength is not enough either, so I have to take the fight by mastery." - Fedor Emelianenko
i don't get it
"My weight is not enough and strength is not enough either, so I have to take the fight by mastery." - Fedor Emelianenko
Its maybe not a bad thing that you didn't notice the penis like signature...
Sakuraba beats Silva, Aoki would beat Miller and Vitor Belfort didn't deserve his title shot - In my opinion, the craziest points I've read on this site...
ah right i see
well it’s stupid considering they added in a line to the second picture..
"My weight is not enough and strength is not enough either, so I have to take the fight by mastery." - Fedor Emelianenko
Lmao
Thats one of the coolest gifs ive seen.
by dragonassault on Jan 12, 2012 10:15 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Motherfucker looks like an ostrich.
Stick your head in the sand already Volky.
Going to church doesnt make you any more Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Charles Manson could have used the same phrase
what a dough head
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The worst part is...he is a fitch type fighter so he can't even make up for the dumb comments with a good and entertaining fight
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I fucking love volkmann
His joke was so awful it was hilarious! His bjj is also very very good and I think he can easily b a top10 guy if they let him fight one
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by The Pride on Jan 11, 2012 8:12 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Youre comparing Volkmann to Manson?
Idiot. This dude’s got balls.
Sorry, can't help you as I couldn't locate it
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by hairybumcrack on Jan 11, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
I told you
If I could find it, I would click reply but it isn’t anywhere
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by hairybumcrack on Jan 11, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Save me jebus!
Not you again.
"Here we are with Seraldo Babalu, you did an awesome job, saw why you’re a black belt in jiu-jitsu, getting an awesome submission there, I want to tell me what you see, let’s go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito (the Head) Ortiz - Great Commentator, or Greatest Commentator.
"GSP is me."
by El Pablo Diablo on Jan 11, 2012 8:39 PM EST via Android app up reply actions

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Haha dynamite
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Division 1 All American
The MN Golden Gophers are not D2. ;-)
I’m a big fan of Volkmann, and am far from a fan of the President. But that joke was really awkward. I don’t think Volkmann has the personality to play the role he’s apparently trying to play.
Real fans should appreciate Volkmann. He could very well be the best grappler at lightweight.
You're a fan for real? Not disrespecting you or anything, I didn't know this guy had fans or haters.
I honestly have no clue who he is. I know I don’t get to spend all day in front of the t.v. or play all day on the internet like those cool hardcore fans, but I at least heard of most of the prelim guys. Maybe even saw a few of them fight. But damn, this is my first time ever seeing or hearing of Volkmann. And I actually stopped watching the fight about a minute in. I missed the Obama joke too. I was shooting pool until somebody said “Damn that was weak” I thought they were talking about the fight, then somebody told me that he told a joke. Is he usually on the prelims? Is he new? Seriously, I don’t like him, hate him, or even know who he is.
All I know is I don't like him
this is different than others I hate, like Chael.. He really has no personality at all..
you should totally twitter that on your facebook
"you can't rip someone's arm off, that would be impossible"
Jacob volkmann, medical doctor
occupy my pants
by theoregonduck on Jan 11, 2012 8:23 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Zing
That was good
"Here we are with Seraldo Babalu, you did an awesome job, saw why you’re a black belt in jiu-jitsu, getting an awesome submission there, I want to tell me what you see, let’s go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito (the Head) Ortiz - Great Commentator, or Greatest Commentator.
"GSP is me."
by El Pablo Diablo on Jan 11, 2012 8:40 PM EST via Android app up reply actions

Here do I swear fealty and service to Choro, the mightiest and most hung of all Maniacs. In trolling or absence. In living or dying. From this hour henceforth, until my Lord release me…or the banhammer…take me.
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I wonder if his middle initial is "C"
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by hairybumcrack on Jan 11, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Mike C Litoris
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by hairybumcrack on Jan 11, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
what do you need the c for?
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I don't need the C
most women do
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by hairybumcrack on Jan 11, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
first and last name together already make it bro, say them fast
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the old mike hunt game.......
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by hairybumcrack on Jan 11, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
My clitoris is the gag right? That shits been around since the dawn of time
Never actually seen a dude with the name though…thats a tough one to bounce back from
Sakuraba beats Silva, Aoki would beat Miller and Vitor Belfort didn't deserve his title shot - In my opinion, the craziest points I've read on this site...
yeah, pretty much only a name change. I wonder at what age the kids in his school figured it out
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He must have been sweating like hell every sex education class
just praying that the others didn’t catch on…
Sakuraba beats Silva, Aoki would beat Miller and Vitor Belfort didn't deserve his title shot - In my opinion, the craziest points I've read on this site...
a guy at my high schools name was lester maher.
First day they calling out names surname first. Can’t believe his parents didn’t pick that up. He is a cool cat though, luckily for him, noone gave it to him.
I got nothin clever to say/
by Wowzer1 on Jan 11, 2012 10:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
i knew a guy named mike hunt true story
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by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 11, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Neighbors name is willy Cochran
209stk is the smartest poster on mania i will never doubt him or anyone from stockton ever again them boys out there are BEASTS
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by wooly shambler on Jan 12, 2012 12:16 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
haha i see the resemblance
Here do I swear fealty and service to Choro, the mightiest and most hung of all Maniacs. In trolling or absence. In living or dying. From this hour henceforth, until my Lord release me…or the banhammer…take me.
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Here do I swear fealty and service to Choro, the mightiest and most hung of all Maniacs. In trolling or absence. In living or dying. From this hour henceforth, until my Lord release me…or the banhammer…take me.
PS: thats me in my avatar pic get at me at www.myspace.com/lonelycuriousemo ;)
Ha that's awesome
I am thoroughly enjoying this post. Many laughs to be had
"Here we are with Seraldo Babalu, you did an awesome job, saw why you’re a black belt in jiu-jitsu, getting an awesome submission there, I want to tell me what you see, let’s go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring." - Tito (the Head) Ortiz - Great Commentator, or Greatest Commentator.
"GSP is me."
by El Pablo Diablo on Jan 11, 2012 8:42 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Glad to help. Volkman is so boring, I figured something had to be done.
Here do I swear fealty and service to Choro, the mightiest and most hung of all Maniacs. In trolling or absence. In living or dying. From this hour henceforth, until my Lord release me…or the banhammer…take me.
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Jacob Volkmann said he watched his fight against Escudero again
He said it was exciting. I was going to tweet back that it wasn’t, but I decided against it.
i found it impressive
lots of very technical grappling. plus, volkmann had efrains back, one hook in, working for the other, and the ref stood them up. if that happened to anyone else, people would be upset.
"Jack of all trades, Master of none. Master of few, Jack everyone."- Greg Nelson
FUCK OBAMA AND FUCK JACOB VOLKMAN
"Every time I hear of this guy , I wonder how he was possible." - Joe DiMaggio
by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 11, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions
secret service will be knocking on your door after that post.
Danago likes the REEM JOB.
by OilCheck on Jan 12, 2012 12:44 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Hey, Jacob Volkmann...
Everyone knows Jon Fitch, but that doesn’t mean the vast majority of them would pay to see him fight, or even fight for free.
Your notoriety has no effect on your drawing power if you’re not entertaining in the ring, or on the mic. You won’t make good money with your current fighting style, which is the only thing you can really improve on to draw positive attention to yourself.
So...
is he talking shit on Grey Maynard?
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by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 11, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions
we need to come up with something to call a "volkmann"
like they did with santorum
"Every time I hear of this guy , I wonder how he was possible." - Joe DiMaggio
by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 11, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions

Ron Paul 2012. Roll Tide Roll. Nick Diaz UFC Champ 2012.
by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 11, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
my stomach hurts i need to take a volkmann
"Every time I hear of this guy , I wonder how he was possible." - Joe DiMaggio
by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 11, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions
I know who Volkmann is and if I never see him fight or attempt another pathetic suck for publicity I will happily forget.
Just so the secret service knows, if they happen to trolling here … shooting that little wierdo could only be considered a good judgement call. He seems a bit thick about the cranium I would aim for the soft spot.
Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.
( Albert Einstein )
And this guy rolls out yet another turd of a comment.

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by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 11, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions

"Every time I hear of this guy , I wonder how he was possible." - Joe DiMaggio
by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 11, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
I will know it's time to take a bullet If I ever impress you.
Nice pathetic suck at humor Ed, what you lack in intellegence you make up for in predictability.
Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.
( Albert Einstein )
^^^^^^^^^^^

"Every time I hear of this guy , I wonder how he was possible." - Joe DiMaggio
by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 11, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
ahh Randal with your jello-sharp-wit and your propensity for the homo erotc ...
Never give up with the fat chicks and the gay humor, or else Ed will have to find a new friend.
By nature men are nearly alike; by practice they get to be wide apart. (Confucius )

"Every time I hear of this guy , I wonder how he was possible." - Joe DiMaggio
by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 11, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Tell ya what ...
Next time there is an advertisement I’ll try to find a nice fart joke for ya, would that make you feel better Randy? … would it? …would it? …there ya go!
By nature men are nearly alike; by practice they get to be wide apart. (Confucius )

"Every time I hear of this guy , I wonder how he was possible." - Joe DiMaggio
by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 11, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions
Why didn't you give me the Citizen Kane clap? :-/
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by EdSoares'Contribution on Jan 11, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
i was applauding your post
"Every time I hear of this guy , I wonder how he was possible." - Joe DiMaggio
by randallhumpfreeze on Jan 11, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
oh yah see the fail above it i tried
"Every time I hear of this guy , I wonder how he was possible." - Joe DiMaggio
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