So, you wanna be a gambler?
Season 5 of the Mania Money Pool is fast approaching. UFC Fight Night 25 is on the 17th of September. That's only 11 days away!
We had a very successful season 4. Agar 'the lurker' was the big winner. NNR took home a nice purse (not the kind Snitchy McDouche wears), and TheGreg also came out on top.
I wanted to know if staff at Mania read these threads or cared about our pool, so I'm going to make them an offer if they see this. One of you guys can play on my dime. I want to pay for one of you to join us. You can discuss this amongst yourselves and decide who will represent the experts, or the first one of you fuckers that sees this can email me and snatch the free spot. You'll be entitled to any event wins you earn, and you'll be eligible for season finale prizes just like everybody else. I just want a staff member in the pool (you don't count Brian because you sucked ass last year. I'm still waiting to write my sentence in one of your articles as well, sucker).
Feel free to join, BEtards. It's not quite as exciting as a 10 man free pool between sites, but you can win money instead of cyber bragging rights. If you got the sac for it that is.
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fuck yeah Jay
you don’t count Brian because you sucked ass last year
lol… id be quite happy to up my entry by a dollar to pay for the staff member(s) if anyone else is keen? As in why should Jay spot for a staff member? I would like some staff involved as well … Anyone agree?
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I would like to pay for Geno, Jesse, Tom or a group effort between them.
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And summer spreads her hand,
When silvern voices tune thy rills,
We love thee, smiling land.
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well... if we get 40 people again we should up the entry to $22 or something to cover for two staff members?
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if tom, jesse & general all want to play, or if 2 of them wants to play...
i would cover the other guy that jay doesn’t..
im always open to wagers! last fight vs Phasebook = Victory. Next up, ANS.
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by stinky~fingers on Sep 6, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Man
gotta say, you Maniacs are great. Seriously, happy to be associated with this group.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
actually for jay and myself to make an offer like that shows the complete opposite..
it’s you guys that are so great.
im always open to wagers! last fight vs Phasebook = Victory. Next up, ANS.
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by stinky~fingers on Sep 6, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Time to sack up holland and put Nostradumbass picks on the line.
Sometimes, these things happen in MMA
by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Sep 6, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
so does that mean you're in general?
im always open to wagers! last fight vs Phasebook = Victory. Next up, ANS.
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by stinky~fingers on Sep 6, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure.
If you guys want me in, I’m certainly not going to say no.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
sweet! you got an account at mmaplayground?
what did jesse say? you think tom would play?
im always open to wagers! last fight vs Phasebook = Victory. Next up, ANS.
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by stinky~fingers on Sep 6, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
boooooooooo!
im always open to wagers! last fight vs Phasebook = Victory. Next up, ANS.
Official Record: 4-2
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by stinky~fingers on Sep 6, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Make a profile on playground.com
Let me know your handle and I’ll take care of the rest.
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Sending now
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Sent
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Welcome aboard.
You are official member number 14 of the new season.
Everyone you see in our camp played last season. I expect the numbers to be the same or better.
When sun rays crown thy pine clad hills,
And summer spreads her hand,
When silvern voices tune thy rills,
We love thee, smiling land.
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Nice, Geno's in and Holland's bein a pussy
C’mon Jesse, just play. You were willing to play FFB when we comp’d your spot last season…
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by Thomas Myers on Sep 6, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
nice!
general’s in tom’s in… now jesse HAS to join, or he’ll look pathetic.
im always open to wagers! last fight vs Phasebook = Victory. Next up, ANS.
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by stinky~fingers on Sep 6, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
He already does for saying no in the first place
Anderson Silva is the P4P GOAT
31-4 (14-0 UFC), 9 successful title defences, 10 championship wins
The numbers don't lie
Bitch made
Damn this is the second dick that Nog had to pull out of my ass and beat me over the head with! As couture wasnt bad enough. Dont doubt NNR or even more Big Nog.
by *Californication* on Sep 8, 2011 3:18 AM EDT up reply actions
3 weeks away.
Create a profile on playground.
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11 days
im always open to wagers! last fight vs Phasebook = Victory. Next up, ANS.
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by stinky~fingers on Sep 7, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw the 27th somewhere. Hang on
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I'm an idiot
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come on jay.....step it up lol
And impressive that the big kahuna himself surfaces. All good, I like hunting big game.
Sometimes, these things happen in MMA
by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Sep 7, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fucking right
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Good job Commissioner.
You managed to include Geno and Tom in the pool. Good thinking.
Not only is GSP gonna finish Diaz, he's gonna do it much faster than the 7 minutes it took Silva to finish Okami. You can quote me now or quote me later, doesn't matter.
oh shit, tha man himself is playing
Nice.
TOM, let me know if you are down for a $20 sidebet on our scores for this season!!!!
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lol.... so so close to a BE post confessing their love for the editors....
Let’s not go there – let actions speak for themselves ;)
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lmao
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by stinky~fingers on Sep 6, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I look forward to seeing the results of the poll.
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well i voted for yes.
im always open to wagers! last fight vs Phasebook = Victory. Next up, ANS.
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by stinky~fingers on Sep 6, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Nostradumbass would be perfect for u guys
"Some have wrestled without great skill - none have wrestled without pride."
yes, he should be the only one who gets in for free.
i wanna see how his predictions stacks up against us commonfolk.
Fighting solves everything.
not too good....
I used a couple on the undercard for the last event – one or two went against my gut completely and it sucked lol….
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JH doesn't pick the undercard
only the main card. Not sure who you copied, but it wasn’t Jesse.
Why do I keep picking Forrest against far superior Brazilian fighters? Because I’m a dumb old man who pretends to be Irish that’s why.
no i just realised..... lol
that was someone elses picks i was looking at for the undercard in last two events. lol way to sound like an absolute idiot! But i gotta say – i was trying anything in the last two events determining if my picking was better than influenced picking – it turns out it makes much of a muchness for my picks in the end! i just have fun anyway ;)
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Lol at the poll
And did you get my $20 mate? Sent it to you last night though I fucked up and sent it as USDollars (damn Canadian currency confusing me), let me know if I owe you anything else.
Hopefully a staff member signs up, would be great to get Tom or Jesse involved seeing as the General’s already busy with FFB and Hemmi failed so badly that he was out of the running before the first event even started.
Would be good to get some BE people to join in (donkeypunch doesn’t count as he’s on here often and manned up to join the Better League) though I doubt that they will, even Rollo pussed out. Who knew the intelligentsia had so little spare cash to gamble with, no wonder they love the fake money pool so much just like our resident lotto winner.
Anderson Silva is the P4P GOAT
31-4 (14-0 UFC), 9 successful title defences, 10 championship wins
The numbers don't lie
rollo said he was definitely joining this season.... he bitched out now?!
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apparently
Why do I keep picking Forrest against far superior Brazilian fighters? Because I’m a dumb old man who pretends to be Irish that’s why.
yep he did!~ i call that "the machida".. or "the OJR".......... or the "straight up PUSSY move"..
rollo said he was definitely joining this season…. he bitched out now?!
im always open to wagers! last fight vs Phasebook = Victory. Next up, ANS.
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by stinky~fingers on Sep 6, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol after you bitched out of the FFB Better League you have no right to call anyone a pussy
Especially our league’s commissioner and his favourite fighter (even if he did bitch out of the money pool).
Anderson Silva is the P4P GOAT
31-4 (14-0 UFC), 9 successful title defences, 10 championship wins
The numbers don't lie
haha, how did i bitch out of FFB?
i never claimed to even watch football let alone showed any interest in joining your league..
u joker u.
im always open to wagers! last fight vs Phasebook = Victory. Next up, ANS.
Official Record: 4-2
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by stinky~fingers on Sep 6, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Like I watch the NFL lol
Better League needed volunteers and you wouldn’t step up. Jay doesn’t watch either and he came third last year, though looking at his roster and competition this year I doubt he’ll do as well.
Anderson Silva is the P4P GOAT
31-4 (14-0 UFC), 9 successful title defences, 10 championship wins
The numbers don't lie
u cant expect me to join every fantasy league.. especially ones i have no chance in.. lmao that u got suckered into thinking your davey bravey for stepping up or something..
i would never flake out of something i commit to.. unlike OJR or that pussy rollo.
nice try, wanker.. you cant put me down with your weak trash talk, and you certainly didn’t put me down with that shitty season score you had..
haha, keep trying.
im always open to wagers! last fight vs Phasebook = Victory. Next up, ANS.
Official Record: 4-2
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by stinky~fingers on Sep 7, 2011 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
You could and should have played in every fantasy league
We needed numbers and you were one of the many to let us down. For shame Mr OG.
And my numbers last season were tragic but it’s a fresh start this season and it’s not like you’ve ever won any (real) money in these leagues either.
Anderson Silva is the P4P GOAT
31-4 (14-0 UFC), 9 successful title defences, 10 championship wins
The numbers don't lie
wrong again~ i won $20 challenging the former champ VM to a side bet..
so technically speaking i have won money in these leagues.. well at least the money pool.. i can’t speak for other leagues that i dont join..
keep trying.
ive said it before and i’ll say it again.. FUCK FOOTBALL..
im always open to wagers! last fight vs Phasebook = Victory. Next up, ANS.
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by stinky~fingers on Sep 7, 2011 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions
as far as I'm concerned, donkeypunch has officially crossed over and is a maniac now.
donkey is good peeps.
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Bad news, jay
UFC Fight Night 25 is on Sept. 17, not Sept. 27. It’s 11 days from today.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
lol!
I thought i didnt have that much time to get shit organised! You in Geno?!
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haha, what a dumb ass commish!
how do u expect to recruit new players when u cant even get your shit straight..
we all know my fanpost last season brought in 15-25 new players.. maybe i need to call the bitches out again?
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by stinky~fingers on Sep 6, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol to be fair your recruitment fanposts are awesome
Get on it Kim.
Anderson Silva is the P4P GOAT
31-4 (14-0 UFC), 9 successful title defences, 10 championship wins
The numbers don't lie
everything i do is awesome..
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by stinky~fingers on Sep 6, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone should make their own fanposts and get the buzz on this league going
We want to expand every season.
Do one everyday leading up to the first event…
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And summer spreads her hand,
When silvern voices tune thy rills,
We love thee, smiling land.
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Not a bad idea.
Gives me something to do at my job while i avoid doing my work.
Sometimes, these things happen in MMA
by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Sep 7, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
It's like girl guides
You guys get out there and see how many cookies you can sell.
It will only increase your own profits should you win.
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And summer spreads her hand,
When silvern voices tune thy rills,
We love thee, smiling land.
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ill sell you some cookies later Jay - lol
I’ll throw $25 in next week to help pay for any of the staff that come along
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someone's been up all night baking fancy cock cookies.
The Season 1 Mania Money Pool CHAMPION!
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I made one for you...

and here’s the cookies for the rest of the lads:

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What?
I thought it was fucked up that there was an event on a Tuesday.
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We love thee, smiling land.
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In my defense
The early closing time of the picks really fucked me over. I’m actually pretty damn good at predictions, but I’m a habitual procrastinator.
I will join this league again and (as long as I can get all my picks in on time), I will do much better. I know I screwed up at least one week where I would have gotten first place because I didn’t get my picks in on time.
Btw, I’ve got previews for all the Strikeforce fights coming out this week, would you be interested in providing the final sentence of say, the Barnett vs. Kharitonov article Jay?
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It's OK.
I don’t really know what I would write anyway. It would just be something lame about you.
We’re good.
I’m glad you’re coming back for another season.
When sun rays crown thy pine clad hills,
And summer spreads her hand,
When silvern voices tune thy rills,
We love thee, smiling land.
We love thee, we love thee,
We love thee, smiling land.
do as most do - make your picks five events in advance or something - just initial picks...
I was doing that and for one event i ALMOST forgot about i went to put them in and most of what i was feeling that week was already there – just a few slight changes….
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Finally I'm no longer the lone Englishman
Welcome aboard. Time for langford, scott, danago and tony (if he’s still around) to man up. Would be great to get k-dog involved if he ever has the time to come back.
Anderson Silva is the P4P GOAT
31-4 (14-0 UFC), 9 successful title defences, 10 championship wins
The numbers don't lie
He charges $15 for blowjobs
Buy 3 in a week and the 4th is on him
Not the commish, but I figured I’d jump the gun on the questions you asked.
The Season 1 Mania Money Pool CHAMPION!
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email me stk
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When silvern voices tune thy rills,
We love thee, smiling land.
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Jay. What up with your email?
I sent you money the same day I asked to join. My bank account definitely reflects that
I will check again
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Jay I emailed you something
Something crappy came up.
I don’t know if I am just too cracked out or completely out of my mind for picking Forrest to beat the the man Shogun Rua…Maybe it was the Chinese food? Thank you stinky for fingering me!~ my ass fells like it received a dose of medicine called " reality."
Professional sig bet record: 5-6-1
I emailed you back
Let me know what you think.
When sun rays crown thy pine clad hills,
And summer spreads her hand,
When silvern voices tune thy rills,
We love thee, smiling land.
We love thee, we love thee,
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I also responded Jay.
Thanks my friend.
I don’t know if I am just too cracked out or completely out of my mind for picking Forrest to beat the the man Shogun Rua…Maybe it was the Chinese food? Thank you stinky for fingering me!~ my ass fells like it received a dose of medicine called " reality."
Professional sig bet record: 5-6-1
Allright season 5!
I’m in for sure. Since I was lucky enough to grab top spot in an event, can you roll over
my $ for entrance to this season?
"That wasn't just winning. I mean, that was just demolishment."
I forgot to talk to you
I just assumed you’d continue playing.
We’re on the same page.
When sun rays crown thy pine clad hills,
And summer spreads her hand,
When silvern voices tune thy rills,
We love thee, smiling land.
We love thee, we love thee,
We love thee, smiling land.
And yes
I used your winnings from last season to cover you for this season.
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When silvern voices tune thy rills,
We love thee, smiling land.
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Cool, thanks Jay.
I guess I’ve been under a rock. WTF is up with Nick Diaz? Is he on crack or something?
I’ve got some catching up to do.
"That wasn't just winning. I mean, that was just demolishment."
All you need to know is one thing really.
Fighters Fight.
I will blind you with my Albino Mormon Rainbow Powers of Sunshiny Joy™. - Dak
are yu saying the only thing a fighter needs to do is fight?
MMA Mania Pool Season 4 - UFC 134 Event Winner.....hey its better than most of you did...
Or fighters fight and runners run?
He might be cutting Diaz or Dana up here.
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And summer spreads her hand,
When silvern voices tune thy rills,
We love thee, smiling land.
We love thee, we love thee,
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Then I guess Diaz isn't a fighter anymore.
Couldn’t even show up for his own press conference. He was headlining a UFC PPV.
It sucks, I was looking forward to that matchup. He will probably be banished to undercard fights or get put in with Rick Story or Brenneman next, I guess.
At least Condit was game enought to accept the fight.
"That wasn't just winning. I mean, that was just demolishment."
I was really looking forward to Diaz/GSP
But at least one of them doesn’t have to lose now.
When sun rays crown thy pine clad hills,
And summer spreads her hand,
When silvern voices tune thy rills,
We love thee, smiling land.
We love thee, we love thee,
We love thee, smiling land.
I'm pretty sure this counts as a loss for Diaz.
To his wallet if nothing else.
"Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute
yo jay
you live in canada right? would you be cool with the mailing of money :D
by HerbDeansBraidofhair on Sep 9, 2011 6:54 AM EDT reply actions
That is fine
Email me so I can tell you where to send the money.
You really have to hurry though. You might have to Fedex the money here to have it in on time.
Email me!
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When silvern voices tune thy rills,
We love thee, smiling land.
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correct
The Season 1 Mania Money Pool CHAMPION!
The only MMAmania Fantasy Football CHAMPION!
The Season 3 Mania Money Pool CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending MMAmania Fantasy Football CHAMPION!
Im in Jay
I’ll send u an email soon.
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this weekend
Why do I keep picking Forrest against far superior Brazilian fighters? Because I’m a dumb old man who pretends to be Irish that’s why.
Hey jay my boy shot U $40 for me & him.
D*locc & sicksluggs were taking this bitch!
No escaping pain
You belong to me
Clinging on to life
By the skin o' my teeth
I replied to you
And sarah
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