Lyoto Machida, Ken Shamrock, and Me
Machida made his debut into the ufc in 2007, at ufc 67.
This would be the only fight of his NOT on the the main card. it only took a few more wins.
UFC 84 would be Machida's first huge fight under the lights, against a man that i hated
with all my heart
The first time I saw him fight, i felt a connection with him.
He was different, he looked like bruce lee, his base was karate, and
he was an undefeated fighter that i could be proud to root for.
when i was younger, I was a huge wwf, i loved the over the top
characters, the competition, and the scantily clad girls that filled my dreams
on a nightly basis. but one thing always bothered me. where did some of my favorite
wrestlers dissapear to? They stopped showing up for months without any
mention of them being gone! one of those men was Ken Shamrock. eventually the wwf
turned into the wwe, i was getting older, and most of the characters i knew were gone. :/
A few years after that i was in the movie rental store when i saw
ken shamrock on the cover of something called ufc. i read the back
and determined that it wasn't a movie, it was real no holds barred fighting,
and up until then, i thought that sort of thing was illegal everywhere but japan.
i remember hoping that shamrock wouldn't be killed if he lost LOL i know, i know.
I watched ufc for the very first time, and i was enthralled!! i was an instant
fan of those fighters on the card known as "ufc 40:vendetta". i found a new sport i knew i'd love forever...
but ken lost in the main event and i was pissed off. i though to myself "world most dangerous man, yea
righht" but shortly after that i became upset. i wanted to see him win, i heard he was a legend
of the sport, and he was someone i thought i knew in a sport i knew nothing about. I went back
to the video store but there were no more ufc events with ken shamrock on them :( i watched the
other video's and became a big matt hughes fan.
after this short period i gave up on the ufc and mostly everything else i was into at
that time, so i could chase girls, and drink/smoke with my friends all day. that changed when i randomly
clicked onto the station showing the ultimate fighter, shamrock vs tito. i was back, and ready
to see ken beat that asshole with no respect once and for all!
..it didn't happen, i was VERY upset, and felt like it was unfair. somethings seemed wrong
to me, and I heard that they would fight one more time, so my hope was re-ignited. i knew that
ken could win, i wanted him to finally win so badly that when he did lose, and dana said that
would be the last time shamrock would be in the octagon..i began to tear up. i promised to never
watch ufc ever again! i was done with it! wasn't about to watch it with these assholes
putting down shamrock.
that didn't last very long.
a couple years after that event my best friend (since i was two years old)
was talking about mma a lot, and introduced me with two amazing fighters i knew nothing about.
anderson silva, and lyoto machida. he had copies of every fight, and knew every fighter ect.
him and i hadn't talked for a couple years due to a falling out we had, and i wasn't so sure we had that much
in common. so right then and there i decided that i was going to get into mma hardcore so that we could
have something in common to talk about again. i went home that night and wikied and googled everything
i could about the ufc. but something happened$$$ that magic had returned! (weeeee) I was in love with the sport
altogether now, and i had new people to root for that wouldn't let me down every single time they fought.
lyoto was my friends favorite fighter, and quickly became MY favorite fighter (lol) on that first night we hung out in years.
as stated above we watched lyoto, and a. silva fights. something else great happened that night. he showed me
lyoto vs. Tito! it's possible that seeing tito lose also helped me to let go of the pain i felt when he
continuously beat down the fighter that got me into the ufc; the legend that he showed no respect to; the wwf fighter i have always wished to see on ppv. lyoto put titi in his place that night, and even though the event took place a few months prior, it was, and still is my favorite sports moment
we cheered for lyoto all the way through his undefeated run and it was a great one. he went through
another tough undefeated fighter in thiago silva, plus the way he knocked out rashad is an unforgetable moment for me and you. but some things have happened lately that just suck. he lost that aura he had when he was undefeated, that mayweather like feeling of invincibility was gone. after that fight he took way too long to get started against rampage, then lost the damn fight because of this. those things sucked, but what irked me most was when he fought an over the hill couture. i never thought that lyoto would accept an unfair fight like that. after that fight he refused to fight rashad on short notice because the price wasn't right? WTF is that? that's not something my favorite fighter would do? what is going on here!?
it drives me nuts that people count couture as a victory, and see machida being in line for a title shot. if you're going to tell me he won his last fight, i'm going to tell you he lost his last 3 fights, just for fighting a legend that he's
clearly better than at this point. i want to see him fight the best, that's why i was so excited when i heard he'd get to fight rashad again. SIGH..i hope he gets his ish together.
to this day i still look up ufc information on a daily, and we are still best of friends that talk about mma
constantly. he's having an engagement party this saturday :)
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That's the weirdest all over the place post ive ever heard.
The next time you try to talk about something. Make sense out of it. I’m not bashing you but it’s a really weird post……………
i kinda gave up but i wanted to read more....
make sense?
*Californication*: BJ Penn
scarnon: Nick Diaz
Two weeks sig and pic
Chorongota: Alistair Overeem
scarnon: Brock Lesnar
Month of January sig and pic
Pro sig bet record: 2-3-0
yea lol :]
when i first posted it the ending was cut off, i just fixed it, so when you get that urge to finish it, it’ll be complete
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by In Rainbows on Sep 28, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
In fairness to him I read the whole article
His writing style though is like the ramblings of a high school student forever in conflict with his testosterone
The "Prodigy" BJ Penn will be in the Philippines on November 30, 2011 at the Music Hall of the SM Mall of Asia. That will be good except if the mall administration decides to charge $5 to anyone who wants to see BJ. (just like what they did when GSP came).
There is no way I am going to pay $5 to see a pudgy, out-of-shape, retired waste of talent who is 1-3-1 in his past 5 fights.
Professional sig bet record: 5-7-1
everything i wrote was meant to turn out the way it did above. i’m not trying to sound cocky, but imo the way i wrote this is ahead of its time. i could explain, but i think it’s best for a writer to not reveal his hand. it takes away from the magic. also this is a personal experience that i felt like talking about at the time. this doesn’t mean that i’d like to talk about it at ALL times, and right now, in this moment… i’d like to leave it as is.
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by In Rainbows on Sep 28, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I didnt read this
and from this comment it looks as if I made the right choice. Keep telling yourself you’re ahead of your time with writing technique, regardless of critique that it is shit (though I cant personally say, because I heeded the warnings of the other poor bastards who had the displeasure).
Make a Decision to Make a Choice to Change, or Your Life Never Will
by *Californication* on Sep 29, 2011 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Save me a seat on the bus outta here Cali
What a bizarre thing to say about something you wrote.
This is, by the way, the most provocative, scintillating and groundbreaking response in the history of the spoken word.
Kneel before me.
I think you're pretty tough....don't I?
Daffy Duck
by Scottidog on Sep 29, 2011 8:03 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
sounds like someone's been on the crack pipe... there is no other explanation...
*Californication*: BJ Penn
scarnon: Nick Diaz
Two weeks sig and pic
Chorongota: Alistair Overeem
scarnon: Brock Lesnar
Month of January sig and pic
Pro sig bet record: 2-3-0
Lyoto Machida, Ken Shamrock and me in a threesome
Was what I expected.
I agree with your last paragraph though. Good riddance you cock.
I’ve never considered myself as a legend – just a simple man with heart.
be a man
walk it off ;p
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by In Rainbows on Sep 28, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
who??
Like a Jackass, i not only predicted, but guaranteed that Rampage would beat Bones Jones. I guess kg12 was right all along….sitting in front of the TV all day in my Mother’s basement doing preacher-curls and watching reruns of Jersey Shore just isn’t a foundation for logic and reasoning.
by ItalianStallion54 on Sep 29, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
It was kinda of sweet and an ok read
…is what I was going to say, until you wrote you think it’s so well written and ahead of it’s time lol.
But yeah, I gave up on Ken when he threw in the towel in a fight he was winning…
'How's taste my pee pee pee?'
Caps lock
"Hey, you got knocked out in the 3rd round, what happened there?"
Well, it's still a little hazy, but I believe that other gentleman was punching me in the face, and then I fell over??
by tap or snap bons on Sep 29, 2011 4:41 AM EDT reply actions
I first thought this was a touching story written by a twelve year old
until I read the end where you mention your childhood friend is now engaged.
Then I realized you’re an adult, and this saddened me for several reasons.
A. the school system failed you.
B. you wrote a piece that made as much sense as my 3 year old nephews scribbles
C. you don’t understand the irony of calling yourself “in rainbows”. I was a Radiohead fan, and could tell you there are less “exposing” names you could have chosen. For example, Iron Lung.
haters are jealous fans
if you’re going to troll me on my posts atleast bring the funny like 209. i see you tried to. i see you failed.
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Aw, well since you said so.... it must be true!!!
I’m a jealous hater, it’s true. Next time I’ll be sure to hide behind the fake plastic trees so that you don’t leave me high and there’ll be no surprises, therefore no karma police will be after me.
Ken Shamrock loves hamburgers
I was at a barbeque this last weekend and the dude had no hamburgers. All I could get were hot dogs. So I ate one. Planet of the apes was a great movie, lots of fun. Sheila shouldn’t have stayed up all night working out, she seems bulimic. Which reminded me of that time I was a big fan of Kenny Florian, but then realized he was an egomaniac. Where am I? What?
I liked ADD too.
"Every time I win a title somewhere, Dana has to buy the company to get me back." - Hendo
Remember the Titans?
Soup is yummy. I was an artist once. Did you know that ovaltine cans are round…why don’t we call them Roundtine?
I hated Brock Lesnar. I found a friend who had left a few years ago. We become friends again so I loved Brock Lesnar. We went deer hunting.
Who is Deuce?
I’m not here.
LOUD NOISES!!!
"Every time I win a title somewhere, Dana has to buy the company to get me back." - Hendo
Deuce killed a guy with a trident!
I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that Deuce. You may want to find a friend or relative out of town, and lay low for a while.
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
"Every time I win a title somewhere, Dana has to buy the company to get me back." - Hendo
Time to musk up.
-What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman or Blackbeard’s Delight?
- No, she gets a special cologne…it’s called Sex Panther, by Odeon. It’s illegal in 9 countries.
- It’s quite pungent.
- Yup
- Oh, it’s a formidable scent…stiiiiiings the nostrils. In a good way…… Brian, I’m gonna be honest, that smells like pure gasoline.
Sex Panther
60% of the time, it works everytime

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a drunk 2 when it comes to picking fights.
" we're having an engagement party this saturday :)"
Fixed it for ya. ..go to christ brah
NICK DIAZ.... champ early 2012
by 209stk on Sep 29, 2011 1:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
The comments section for this fanpost : pure gold. Thank you, Maniacs. Signed, OJR (my goatee is ahead of its time)
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth." - Stephen King
thanks everyone :]
it is engaging with a dash of quentin tarantino, and humour that isn’t spelled out. it seems as though even the haters are having a good time with this :] the responses made it all worth it, and i am very happy with the results
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This is the dumbest post I've ever read.
I thought a six year old wrote this at first. Everyone that just read this as now dumber, thanks alot.
UFC on Versus 6 Predictions:
Dominick Cruz def Denetrius Johnson by dec
Pat Barry def Stefan Struve by 1st Rd TKO
Anthony Johnson def Charlie Brenneman by dec
Matt Wiman def Mac Danzig by dec
by MMA Boss on Sep 29, 2011 7:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
*is
UFC on Versus 6 Predictions:
Dominick Cruz def Denetrius Johnson by dec
Pat Barry def Stefan Struve by 1st Rd TKO
Anthony Johnson def Charlie Brenneman by dec
Matt Wiman def Mac Danzig by dec
by MMA Boss on Sep 29, 2011 7:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
AS FAIL
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, InRainbows' next fanpost:
I’m InRainbows. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
you're trying harder than lyoto is to finally get a win
why don’t you stay out of my posts if you have a problem with me? you’re following me around mania and trying to fuck with me on the internet, that’s pathetic.
I’ll do a two week long sig and pic bet with you. you take lyoto, and i’ll take whoever he faces, deal?
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Sure, even though I secretly fear you because your writing is ahead of our time.
And I find it hilarious how you “love Lyoto” yet make comments like “his win against Couture was a loss”, and “you’re trying harder than Lyoto is to get a win”.
Here’s a concept you may want to learn: consistency.
ok so it's set
jones vs. machida, 2 week pic and sig bet. gl sir
what do you think of them choosing to go ahead with this fight instead of unleashing lightning in a bottle with evans vs jones a month later when evans is healed?
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