Kurt Angle: Dana White wanted me to fight Kimbo Slice on pay-per-view
by Adam Guillen Jr. on Sep 27, 2011 12:34 PM EDT
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It's true ... it's damn true.
At least in the mind of Olympic gold medalist and longtime professional wrestler Kurt Angle, who continues to talk mixed martial arts while promoting his role in the "Warrior" movie that's currently fading away at the box office.
Angle, a headliner for Impact! Wrestling, formerly known as Total Nonstop Action (TNA), definitely has the credentials to make a name for himself inside the Octagon. After all, who wouldn’t want to have an Olympic gold medalist on their roster?
You know, assuming you could overlook his history of pill-popping and drunk driving.
In a conversation with The Void, the Pittsburgh native reveals his "trials" to get into MMA and the offers that were given to him by UFC President Dana White, including a pay-per-view slot against bearded brawler Kimbo Slice.
"I’ve tried out five times; let me tell you what happened.I met with the IFL, I met with Pro VFC, I met with Pride, I met with the UFC twice, and the reason I did not sign with any of them was, the three other companies weren’t paying me near what UFC was offering, so there was a money issue; then, the UFC, who I would have signed with in a second -- and I passed their physical, thank God -- wanted me to start just four-and-a-half weeks later. No way. I had to do what they wanted under their terms. Me trying out for the Olympics is under my terms. I choose my weight class, how I’m gonna train, who I’m gonna train with, and that the US Open is when I’m gonna start. It was hard because I love Dana White and I respect him a lot. The first time I met him he wouldn’t let me wrestle and fight, and I had just signed with TNA, and I didn’t want to go back to TNA and say 'Hey, I’m not doing this now…' so he said 'call me when you’re done wrestling.' I called him a couple of years later – I was getting a little tired of wrestling – I said 'Hey, I’m ready,' so we had another meeting and he had me do a physical, and he threw a great offer at me, but said 'I need you in four and a half weeks.' I said 'I can’t do that. You’ve gotta give me 3-6 months,' but he said 'I need you in four a half weeks,' so I said 'Well then; we’re not going to be able to do this.' We didn’t talk for a while, but now we’re back to being good friends. The reason Dana White wanted me so quickly though, is because he wanted to put me in the next available pay-per-view against Kimbo Slice."
Very odd matchmaking if the fight would have went down.
Angle, a superior wrestler against a "one trick pony" in Kimbo Slice, probably wouldn’t have made for the most exciting match; however, it’s interesting to see that Dana White and the ZUFFA brass may have actually been considering this.
Though far from a freak show, the matchmaking probably would have left some people scratching their heads.
Fans who have been anticipating Kurt Angle's MMA debut may have to keep on holding their breath as the 42-year-old wrestling guru recently revealed he signed a new three-year deal with Impact.
Anyone buying what Angle is selling? Or is he a gold medalist in tall tales as well as wrestling?
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I always loved the circus
I will blind you with my Albino Mormon Rainbow Powers of Sunshiny Joy™. - Dak
angle? its a way different game in mma..i don't care if you got wrestling skills or muscles.. as soon as u get hit in the face your thinking "ouch"
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by mikeybear32 on Sep 27, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Angle would fitch Kimbo to a decision with ease.
by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 27, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Angle would tap him two minutes.
When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.
In hindsight...Kimbo wasn't so bad...
I mean, he lost to Nelson, who was the eventual winner who finished everyone else on TUF and fought JDS to a full 3 rounds…and he lost to Mitrione, doesn’t everyone around here think Mitrione is the next big thing…which brings me to my next point…..TheDragon, get over here and take this sig bet!!!!! I got Kongo over Mitrione.
Jose Aldo and Anderson Silva are the only UFC champions that aren't wrestling-based strikers....they don't fit the norm....that's why they're so great
I refuse to believe Bubba Jenkins is a real name
Who thinks Mitrione is the next big thing? He is the next big gate keeper...
But I agree, Kimbo was not as bad as people make him out to be.
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by Edgecrusher71 on Sep 27, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Mitrione has a bright future
have you not been watching his fight game evolve?
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A bright future, yes
The next big thing, no. He is too old to become the next big thing. In order to be the next big thing, you need to have the skillset to defeat Cain. Mitrione does not.
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I would agree. I really like watching that guy fight.
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Me too, I'm a big Mitrione fan
I was even rooting for him on TUF. Remember, he was a New York Giant!
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Carwin is pretty old himself. I think Mitrione has more upside. I think he will fight in a #1 contender fight in the near future like late next year if he wins this fight.
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by AintNoSunshine on Sep 28, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Meat Head is a tough SOB that would have great fights with Browne, Barry, Kongo etc type fighters
"I felt like I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury"-Tank on losing to Dan Severn
I'd like 2 see him & Browne throw down.
No escaping pain
You belong to me
Clinging on to life
By the skin o' my teeth
me too that would be a great fight
give winner of Kongo/meathead Browne.Done.
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"ah hee hee hee ever heard of a ritual killing? tee hee hee hee"
"i dont get it"
"you gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one tee hee hee hee"
Yeah Kongo and Browne have unfinished business so either way I would be happy
"I felt like I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury"-Tank on losing to Dan Severn
I'll take that sig bet star
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by Kalejohncox on Sep 27, 2011 1:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
A circus that mite have shattered the UFC record books on ppv!
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I approve this message
Jose Aldo and Anderson Silva are the only UFC champions that aren't wrestling-based strikers....they don't fit the norm....that's why they're so great
I refuse to believe Bubba Jenkins is a real name
I dont think Angles name is really big enough to shatter records
"......I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey....My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious......." - Mike Tyson
by AintNoSunshine on Sep 28, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I call
Bullshit
A Chin without a Beard deserves NO honour.
by Rampagelangford on Sep 27, 2011 12:38 PM EDT reply actions
? = BULLSHIT
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I suck at math
I do not understand your formula.
I will blind you with my Albino Mormon Rainbow Powers of Sunshiny Joy™. - Dak
Well see now....
As in question mark, I mean that what Kurt Angle is referring to his quite incredibly false. The man is clearly out his mind and uses fallacies to make a point and trick people into thinking he is correct. It is not opinion but merely fact based that Kurt Angle is quite slow. Violating the wellness program in the WWE is like being called a whore in a whore house. Also, harassing a girl is the lowest of the low. Therefore I state that Kurt Angle is a cocky guy that cannot be trusted. Would Dana white really put on a show like that? My theories say no because Dana has never been an enthusiast for freak shows. I thought that was quite obvious by the question mark.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
not obvious, nor do I really follow much of your rant.
What I did gleam was that you think Dana isn’t really a fan of freak shows. Uh, dude, he brought Brock Lesnar over. He paid James Toney……..Dana is a fan of money, and Kurt in the UFC = tons of it. At least once.
I will blind you with my Albino Mormon Rainbow Powers of Sunshiny Joy™. - Dak
Well the rant was clearly a joke but had some meaning to it.
Lesnar wasnt a freak show. He became Champion whether he had the hardest path or a relatively easy one. He beat guys the whether they are good or not were in the UFC and had a long history of fighting while Brock had only a couple of years. So he was not freak show if he beat Mir and Carwin. In addition, Dana is so adamant and thick headed, he wanted to prove James Toney was full of shit and shut his mouth. He basically killed 3 birds with one stone. Shut up Toney, proved that just a boxer couldn’t hang with mixed martial artists and yes, made money. So if that is your only example proving Dana likes freak shows, I don’t really see it.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I do
Lesnar’s situation has been hashed out a million times over already. If you don’t think that was a cash grab on Dana’s part, I don’t know what to tell you (whether Lesnar has skill or not has nothing to do with this argument).
As to your point on JT- tell yourself whatever you need to man. Having a justification doesn’t take away the fact that it was a freakshow fight.
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how was lesnar used as a freakshow in the ufc?
was he matched up against cans? or against super tall or super fat non-fighters?
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by I.AM.miSTAKen on Sep 27, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
simple. A WWE star brought into the UFC and given almost immediate title shots. Given #1 contenders, immediately. It is quite obvious they were trying to cash in on Lesnar. I will give you that freakshow might be a little offbase, but it was a cash grab stunt.
I will blind you with my Albino Mormon Rainbow Powers of Sunshiny Joy™. - Dak
Definitely more of a cash grab than freak show.
Same with having Kimbo on TUF. It was a ratings booster, but at least I respected the fact that Kimbo was cut when it was painfully obvious that he couldn’t cut it talent-wise (even though more money could have been made off him).
"Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute
It was a freak show,
Just so happened the freak show was really talented in certain areas of the fight game that allowed him to succeed. I still believe the fast tracking Brock received was bad for the reputation and legitimacy of the sport. Great for ratings and money, bad for image of the sport.
You mind your own damn business.
by jestermarcus on Sep 27, 2011 2:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
If you wanna call Toney a freakshow concept/fight, fine.
But no where else has there been evidence to prove that. Lesnars skill has everything to do with the argument because if he has skill (which he does) then its not a freakshow. Did Dana take Batista? Thats another WWE superstar that people would have seen a fight. Of course not. Dana always says, if you want to fight in the UFC, legitimize yourself and make a record. Why don’t you think Shaq is fighting on the New Years Eve card?
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
james toney a freak show only? the whole reason the UFC was started was to see if a bjj guy fought a boxer who would win, or a wrestler vs bjj or kickboxer vs boxer… how the fuck can you say putting a former d1 national champion vs former pro heavyweight boxing champion a freak show? it’s why we have the UFC..
now kurt angle aside from WWE is a freakishly talented amateur wrestler who could possibly actually do well in this sport
Im not sure if that response was for me or not?
But I do not see it as being a freak show bout if you are confused. Yes I agree with you, thats why it is called Mixed Martial Arts Lol
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Anything with Kimbo Slice or Toney is a circus act and not sport. Entertainment for people who lick windows on short buses? Yes. Absolutely. True MMA Sport? Not on your fucking life.
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Dana is a monster...
He knows he loves him some freak fights
Jose Aldo and Anderson Silva are the only UFC champions that aren't wrestling-based strikers....they don't fit the norm....that's why they're so great
I refuse to believe Bubba Jenkins is a real name
I could see Dana pitching this
I agree he loves freak shows. Angle would be a huge draw. And arnt Dana and angle actually friends?
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by Kalejohncox on Sep 27, 2011 12:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
dana loves freak shows?
is that a serious statement? if it is please give some examples.
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You know, some days I forget that I have a memory.
by I.AM.miSTAKen on Sep 27, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Toney vs Couture.....
Come on bruh, you serious?
Jose Aldo and Anderson Silva are the only UFC champions that aren't wrestling-based strikers....they don't fit the norm....that's why they're so great
I refuse to believe Bubba Jenkins is a real name
Kimbo vs. Nelson
Kimbo vs. Alexander
Kimbo vs. Mitrione
When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.
Haha
Shoot…why did we bother to list examples?
Jose Aldo and Anderson Silva are the only UFC champions that aren't wrestling-based strikers....they don't fit the norm....that's why they're so great
I refuse to believe Bubba Jenkins is a real name
probably because your examples are bullshit?
toney vs couture…how long did it take him to get that fight? and how much did he have to assure dana that he was taking mma seriously and would be ready for an mma fight? and then once he got raped and exposed as a freak show have you seen him again?
and calling any of those kimbo fights is bullshit as well. he made kimbo go through TUF and prove he was a serious fighter. he didn’t just bring him in and give him a washed up can for him to crush, he put him in there with legit competition and once he proved he couldn’t hang he was sent packing.
if dana loved freak shows and was only about the money then why the fuck wouldn’t he keep toney and kimbo around when he could still make an easy buck out of them by putting them in true freak show matches.
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by I.AM.miSTAKen on Sep 27, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
How many MMA fights did Toney have before he fought Couture?
That was a freak show…no matter how you spin it….Kimbo’s fights were less of a freak show, I’ll agree…that wasn’t my example though so stop hating on a brutha!
Jose Aldo and Anderson Silva are the only UFC champions that aren't wrestling-based strikers....they don't fit the norm....that's why they're so great
I refuse to believe Bubba Jenkins is a real name
shit I gotta remember to look at who actually posted before I reply or even read the post at all
Statistics show suicidal people are a hundred percent more likely to kill themselves.
You know, some days I forget that I have a memory.
by I.AM.miSTAKen on Sep 27, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
there's no other way to spin it.. dana himself labelled it as a freak show
That was a freak show…no matter how you spin it
If I was twice as smart I still wouldn’t pick fights any better. They can’t measure my MMA knowledge because there isn’t a scale that goes that low. The best bet for me from here on out is to just realize that Nick Diaz no matter how good he looks against average fighters will be demolished rather easily by "The Prodigy" B.J. Penn
by stinky~fingers on Sep 28, 2011 5:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Hahahaha funniest shot I've ever read
What the fuck did kimbo prove of tuf? That he can get into the crucifix and can’t get out? Go home troll
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by Kalejohncox on Sep 27, 2011 2:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
so you’ve redefined troll to now mean “someone that has a different opinion”?
Statistics show suicidal people are a hundred percent more likely to kill themselves.
You know, some days I forget that I have a memory.
by I.AM.miSTAKen on Sep 27, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
No I define troll as making absurd untrue comments
Such as Alexander being legit comp
Or kimbo proving himself on tuf
That’s troll behavior in my book
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by Kalejohncox on Sep 27, 2011 2:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He proved he had the heart and dedication to become a mixed martial artist
"......I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey....My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious......." - Mike Tyson
by AintNoSunshine on Sep 28, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Hahahahahaha Alexander legit comp
Hahahahahahahaha
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by Kalejohncox on Sep 27, 2011 2:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
For someone with the mma experience of Kimbo
How was he not? On paper their styles are perfect for fire works and we all know Kimbo was too small to be a legit HW. So a catchweight with a heavy hitting LHW is fine.
You mind your own damn business.
by jestermarcus on Sep 27, 2011 2:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey I'm not discounting the legitimacy of that match
That doesn’t make either of them legit comp. I would more classify them as just competition
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by Kalejohncox on Sep 27, 2011 2:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
They were legit comp since Houston did beat the former UFC LHW Champion
"......I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey....My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious......." - Mike Tyson
by AintNoSunshine on Sep 28, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Thanks guys for the support lol
You were mistaken again I am
Mistaken
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by Kalejohncox on Sep 27, 2011 1:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Angle beat up Brock in training numerous timesq
its true – Kurt said it himself!
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Well he is a gold medal wrassler
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by Kalejohncox on Sep 27, 2011 12:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That ankle lock is treacherous...
And he’d set it up with three consecutive belly-to-back suplexes!! IT’S TRUE!
Jose Aldo and Anderson Silva are the only UFC champions that aren't wrestling-based strikers....they don't fit the norm....that's why they're so great
I refuse to believe Bubba Jenkins is a real name
by Starr788 on Sep 27, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Have you forgotten the Kimboplex?
A Chin without a Beard deserves NO honour.
by Rampagelangford on Sep 27, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah he'd totally be able to get that on angle
cuz, you know, angle and alexander are on the same wrestling level
Statistics show suicidal people are a hundred percent more likely to kill themselves.
You know, some days I forget that I have a memory.
by I.AM.miSTAKen on Sep 27, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah and im totally serious
cuz ya know im a TUF N00b and everything
A Chin without a Beard deserves NO honour.
by Rampagelangford on Sep 27, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
The Kimboplex was quite ruthless...
Shoooot, I did forget about that
Jose Aldo and Anderson Silva are the only UFC champions that aren't wrestling-based strikers....they don't fit the norm....that's why they're so great
I refuse to believe Bubba Jenkins is a real name
you'd be lost without me..
A Chin without a Beard deserves NO honour.
by Rampagelangford on Sep 27, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
That's because it would be later overshadowed by this:
"Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute
LOL
Make a Decision to Make a Choice to Change, or Your Life Never Will
by *Californication* on Sep 27, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
it's about damn time you admit it
everyone already knew
Statistics show suicidal people are a hundred percent more likely to kill themselves.
You know, some days I forget that I have a memory.
by I.AM.miSTAKen on Sep 27, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahah
I bet he was wearin his gold while he did it
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by Kalejohncox on Sep 27, 2011 2:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't believe this for even a second
Statistics show suicidal people are a hundred percent more likely to kill themselves.
You know, some days I forget that I have a memory.
I don't see why you wouldn't
Kurt goes to the events, he has been seen rubbing elbows with Dana and this has been discussed numerous times, especially when Brock was holding the title.
I do not put this past Dana for one second. Not one. Kurt would bring dollars and eyes, and in case you hadn’t noticed, Dana likes that kind of thing.
I will blind you with my Albino Mormon Rainbow Powers of Sunshiny Joy™. - Dak
I don't know why Angle would lie
so blatantly about something Dana could easily refute. I think what he is saying is somewhere near the truth.
Wasn't the offer 2 Kurt angle a tag team match uP?
No escaping pain
You belong to me
Clinging on to life
By the skin o' my teeth
I heard it was hell in the cell, barbed wire only with a money ladder match. But hey i could be wrong.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Sure he did, Kurt....
…sure he did.
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Kurt said he did he did
Clinchking
by ClinchKing on Sep 27, 2011 1:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
r we still doing this
couldn’t get me old name
by couldn't get me old name on Sep 29, 2011 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Actually, it's true
oh it’d damn true
The reality is, if Angle had went into MMA instead of pro wrestling he would be the LHW champ, HOFer, and possibly 3rd multi-divisional champion in history.
Make a Decision to Make a Choice to Change, or Your Life Never Will
by *Californication* on Sep 27, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit I forgot my name sign off
Make a Decision to Make a Choice to Change, or Your Life Never Will
by *Californication* on Sep 27, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
its ok dude
Californication
"ever heard of a tune up? tee hee hee hee
"ah hee hee hee ever heard of a ritual killing? tee hee hee hee"
"i dont get it"
"you gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one tee hee hee hee"
Now i have to get this whole thing back on track
Scott1
Clinchking
by ClinchKing on Sep 27, 2011 1:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Its true, TFK
Its true
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better watch out
according to TFK, once you start typing your name out, it is damn near impossible to stop.
Deuce
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Kinda like Pringles?
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Who knew. Funny story about pringles though. They are a very laid back kinda company. They actually started out with the intention of making tennis balls, but the day the rubber was supposed to show up, a truck full of potatoes came instead and the president was like “fuck it, chop those things up”.
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True story? Or bad joke?
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it was actually a good joke which was botched by the fact that it is impossible for me to sound like Mitch Hedburg on here……
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that guy is freakin hilarious
it’s too bad he’s gone
Statistics show suicidal people are a hundred percent more likely to kill themselves.
You know, some days I forget that I have a memory.
by I.AM.miSTAKen on Sep 27, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Inflection and intonation are hard to imitate over the internet.
But I knew where you were going with it.
"Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute
Really?
Can’t remember ever saying anything even close to that.
But don’t let me interrupt your latest diaper wetting.
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alrighty, it was a slight variation
WE dont’ get worked up. We have fun with it. You signing your name when the system does it for you, right beneath where you sign is fucking funny. Here is what you said about it:
I’ve had this discussion before…
It’s by habit. I post at a lot of sites, whether it’s sherdog or the mma forum at boxingfanatics or non mma related sites, and I’ve always signed my name at the bottom of my posts, and have done so for probably 15+ years. I see no need to do anything differently for this site.
The fact that you guys get so worked up over something so trivial is actually pretty funny to me.
TFK
by TFK on Apr 23, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I will blind you with my Albino Mormon Rainbow Powers of Sunshiny Joy™. - Dak
How long have you had that post on file, Snitchy McDouche?
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Ah, young padwan, I simply typed “sign” into TFK’s profile. The search function on mania is quite nice.
I will blind you with my Albino Mormon Rainbow Powers of Sunshiny Joy™. - Dak
Handy, Dandy!
I would type the screen name and word into the normal search. I did not know about such tools. Thanks.
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I will often type comments with specific wording that I can remember
so I can find them easily later.
For instance, if you ever want to find the OJR “the more you know gif” just type “the more you know” into my profile and BAM.
or if I type “deuche” into my profile, only 4 comments, WTF?
but….
if I type “asshole” into yours Mikey…..I get 49 results.
Sounds like you are living up to your meme a little better than I.
I will blind you with my Albino Mormon Rainbow Powers of Sunshiny Joy™. - Dak
I've said asshole sooooooo many more times than only 49
I don’t buy what your selling.
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Totally meant to put a comma and an asshole at the end of that last sentence
Damnit, what an asshole.
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I'mma have to step my game up
But I do bet that if your little search feature can tell you how many times I’ve been called an asshole, it would be around 150
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try it
It is quite fun. maybe it was condensed or something…..a-hole? arsehole? cheeks?
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Cheeks wins everytime
B-hole is fun too.
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if I type "deuche" into my profile, only 4 comments, WTF?
And yet when I search for “douche”, 62 comments come up. It appears you’re much more prolific when spelling it correctly.
"Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute
HAHAHAHAHA, I just didn't want to be the one to tell him
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I knew I remembered him talking about it before but props for being able to find the proof
Statistics show suicidal people are a hundred percent more likely to kill themselves.
You know, some days I forget that I have a memory.
by I.AM.miSTAKen on Sep 27, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, you're really obsessed with this, aren't you?
Besides, something being a habit isn’t nearly the same as how you described it.
Sorry for making you wet your diaper.
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Me typing “sign” into your profile speaks to an obsession in your mind? Yikes.
I enjoy making fun of your little schtick. Simple as that.
Also, the dictionary defines a habit as “an acquired behavior pattern regularly followed until it has become almost involuntary”.
i guess I was way off describing your schtick as something that was “damn near impossible to stop”. You are right. Those two things aren’t close at all.
Deuce
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Your diaper must be soaked now and giving you a horrid rash with the number of times this guy says you wet it this afternoon.
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Which comment are you reffering to?
I can not tell.
VM
Mike
ViolentMike
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and just for fun, I do think saying “it is habit” is in fact very close to me saying “it is damn near impossible to stop”.
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I would agree with you...
…but then we would both be wrong.
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that felt like a Jack Handy moment
Deuce
And again, we are giving you shit. it is the interwebs. I am an asshole (hahaha mike, I am catching you!). You are a deuche. It is all good.
oops, almost forgot to sign it again
Deuce
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Deuche?
Does that mean I am German?
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No it means
you don’t know how to work the reply function.
OJR
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by *Californication* on Sep 27, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
TFK has OCD when it comes to TFK being posted at the bottom of his posts.
Californication
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth." - Stephen King
OJR has OCD when it comes to OJR being posted at the bottom of Cali's posts
TFK
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Nice.
Scarnon
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth." - Stephen King
Marseille.
OJR
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unfortunate spelling gaffe
but funny.
I will blind you with my Albino Mormon Rainbow Powers of Sunshiny Joy™. - Dak
Or maybe I just like making new posts?
Either way, you guys always follow me.
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If I had a twitter, I'd so totally follow you.
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the best part is he signs all his tweets too
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He is actually the only one allowed 163 characters on twitter to accommodate
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Hahahaha
That’s too much mike
Pure gold
Fav fighters - Machida, Faber, Koch, Hominick, Pettis, Hardy, Cerrone and killer Cain
TheDragon is always right
2 week sig bet
This will never stop being funny
I can’t help but bust balls.
And Deuce……..slacks? Seriously? You make old jokes on me and you say “slacks”?
When you go to the beach do you change out of your slacks and into your bathing costume?
Scottidog
I think you're pretty tough....don't I?
Daffy Duck
by Scottidog on Sep 27, 2011 2:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
they aren't called slacks anymore?
I will blind you with my Albino Mormon Rainbow Powers of Sunshiny Joy™. - Dak
My Grandpa said it a lot
Of course, he was born in 1910.
He also called jeans dungarees if you wanna borrow that one.
I think you're pretty tough....don't I?
Daffy Duck
by Scottidog on Sep 27, 2011 3:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
was he in the navy?
Statistics show suicidal people are a hundred percent more likely to kill themselves.
You know, some days I forget that I have a memory.
by I.AM.miSTAKen on Sep 27, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Well then, I am going to bring it back. Dungarees? Sounds way to Australian for me to use.
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Agreed
No need to get all Australian here.
I think you're pretty tough....don't I?
Daffy Duck
by Scottidog on Sep 27, 2011 5:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
HEY!
I thought i felt my ears burning…
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It's like calling out Betelgeuse
I knew you’d show up!
I think you're pretty tough....don't I?
Daffy Duck
by Scottidog on Sep 27, 2011 10:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i was just minding my own business reading through the thread a little bit started scanning and just flicked through and all i saw was AUSTRALIAN
i had to read up to check the reference… lol – i jumped into the UFC 135 live stream thread and STB found me there said: “hey scar’s here i thought you’d be out chasing bunyips this time of night – or whatever it is there”
Made me fuckin lol so hard – especially at 8am with a bong and a beer
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I rip on you because you're a good sport :)
My best friend married an Aussie. They live in Sydney now. I was the best man at their wedding and I gave the speech, talking about how Julie had escaped to Canada on a Koala skin raft under the cover of night and a hail of gunfire…….singing Men At Work songs to herself as she approached the new world.
You get the gist.
Anyway, they both laughed throughout…..but Julie’s Aussie Mom had made the trip and fumed and seethed through the whole thing, like I’d just pissed on the flag, or shot Paul Hogan.
Nobody gets me, bro.
I think you're pretty tough....don't I?
Daffy Duck
by Scottidog on Sep 27, 2011 11:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
lol - man we still have prudish old bags over here.... at least they're not old bags of milk lol
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Yeah Tickleberry is the king.
Funniest fucker on the site in my humble opinion and a truly twisted bastard.
Call him a Brit. He hates it.
“ENGLISH, mate, I’m bloody ENGLISH”
I think you're pretty tough....don't I?
Daffy Duck
by Scottidog on Sep 27, 2011 11:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah man stb gets me - fuckin love that dude... some see it as hapless trolling but i dont give a fuck i love that random shit making me actually laugh out loud!
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If I didn't want to laugh I'd go to BE
I think you're pretty tough....don't I?
Daffy Duck
by Scottidog on Sep 28, 2011 12:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
As long as the trolls are funny on Mania then they are always welcome.
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth." - Stephen King
For sure
If i was only making MMA comments, my post count would be less than a third of what it is.
I don’t think I’m a troll…….I’m like STB……..a bored smartass who likes MMA.
I think you're pretty tough....don't I?
Daffy Duck
i was just thinking that... possibly half of my posts would consist of "lol" or perhaps just a kive at
TFK
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scarnon: Nick Diaz
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scarnon: Brock Lesnar
Month of January sig and pic
Pro sig bet record: 2-3-0
lol i just wanted to do this again
scarnon
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Stop being so goddamn childish
OJR
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth." - Stephen King
Can't help it im out bush in me dungarees chasing bunyips on my koala skin raft
scarnon
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We are always watching...
Jesse Holland and The General
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth." - Stephen King
I'm scared to wank in front of my webcam now...
scarnon
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scarnon: Nick Diaz
Two weeks sig and pic
Chorongota: Alistair Overeem
scarnon: Brock Lesnar
Month of January sig and pic
Pro sig bet record: 2-3-0
Don't knock it, it's a good living
P-Dub
When a Texan decides to take his chances, you know chances will be taken.
The only thing better than getting paid to FAP is getting paid to have a beautiful girl FAP it for you...with her (insert preferred body part)
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth." - Stephen King
These comments
are better than the actual articles on this site. Very funny stuff boys , keep it up !
Blackers
You read the actual articles? This shit's like porn they just play out wacky dramas - the real stuff is down below
scarnon
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I'm more likely to read the articles in Playboy than I do here.
I just came in to get warm.
I think you're pretty tough....don't I?
Daffy Duck
by Scottidog on Sep 27, 2011 11:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
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