What, you thought this guy only showed up for Team Black House fights?
No, bloated B-movie star Steven Seagal was once again in attendance at last night's (Sept. 24, 2011) UFC 135: "Jones vs. Rampage" event at the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado.
And, of course, that meant he would find his way in front of a camera and a microphone.
His musings on the night of action include being incredibly impressed with Quinton Jackson's head movement, feeling as though Jon Jones was not himself, and being embarrassed at the shape some of the fighters showed up in.
Dear Kettle: You're black! Signed, Pot.
Don't take it from me, though, hear from "The Glimmer Man" himself after the jump.