We already knew that UFC Middleweight Champion Anderson Silva was a knockout artist -- and now we know he's great at submitting people too. In fact, he can make an entire television audience tap out without even lifting a finger.
"The Spider" (via Tatame.com) was invited by Danilo Gentili from the Brazilian television show "Agora é Tarde" (on Bandeirantes channel) and "sang" Tetê Espindola’s song "Escrito nas Estrelas."
Warning: NSFE (Not Safe For Ears). For those of you (blessed souls) unable to watch video at work, think "Edith" from the opening credits of All in the Family.