Pic: Dennis Hallman wears a speedo for fight against Brian Ebersole at UFC 133
by Geno Mrosko on Aug 7, 2011 12:32 AM EDT
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UFC 133 featured a welterweight match-up pitting two veteran fighters that have been around forever and are enjoying their late career time shining under the bright lights with the world's largest fight promotion.
And this is how they've chosen to do so.
Dennis Hallman one-upped his opponent, the "hairrow" chested Brian Ebersole, by fighting on the main card of the "Evans vs. Ortiz 2" pay-per-view broadcast wearing a speedo, as seen above.
The horror.
Among those disgusted in "Superman's" choice of Octagon attire was UFC President Dana White who, upon seeing it, quickly tweeted the following:
"WTF!!!! Fighting in that will be illegal after tonight! Anyone want to grapple with hallman?"
When Ebersole pounded Hallman out in the very first round, White was so grateful for his "getting those horrifying shorts off TV" he gave "Bad Boy" a $70,000 bonus.
To make matters worse, Hallman had a "wardrobe malfunction" during the fight, with his twig and two berries on full display for the world to see. There's picture evidence of this but I'll spare you good Maniacs even further horror than you've already been subjected to. And I'll mercifully end this story of a man wearing a speedo on the main card of a major pay-per-view event.
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HA. Awesome.
I didn’t want to, but had to. Sucks I didn’t see yours, I would have just promoted yours.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
Missed the fight (most actually). Only caught the main.
you’re shitting me?
To make matters worse, Hallman had a “wardrobe malfunction” during the fight, with his twig and two berries on full display for the world to see.
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by *Californication* on Aug 7, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope u were busy
Or were u playing pool??
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by antone04 on Aug 7, 2011 1:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I saw it riding up while they were on the ground and was very grateful the camera man found another angle.
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they are number 1 in comfort, performance, and style. No more grabbing the shorts, because you would actually be grabbing ass, and thats not cool. Dennis Hallman has changed MMA forever.
ha, i strangely also want to see
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by sir.tickleberry on Aug 7, 2011 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
i was hoping you'd died in your sleep
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by sir.tickleberry on Aug 7, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I.Am.miSTAKen
You once gave me shit for defending myself to an idiot.
All you do is talk shit….ever……seriously man.
Be a douche…all day…at least don’t yap when someone else argues with another poster.
Kinda hypocritical. Just sayin
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For those who want to see the wardrobe malfunction
click on Sarah’s thread and Geno put it there.
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by hairybumcrack on Aug 7, 2011 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions
i didn't know what to make of ebersole before this fight. he impressed me here i would have thought this would be much tougher for him
you never know with the clowns which they’re more serious about, the training or the tv time
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by sir.tickleberry on Aug 7, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
ebersole hasn’t gotten a lot of tv time through out his career and he has like a million fights. I’m sure it’s the training he’s serious about.
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by exsanguinator on Aug 7, 2011 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I agree. He spent a lot of time in a bad position at the beginning of the fight which he managed to get out of
and he went right to work with his relatively vicious ground and pound when he spun into Hallman’s guard.
i think i was the only person who found this funny and wasn't offended
it’s just a dude in some speedos, you don’t turn to gay if you look at him, it’s not like he’s a gay medusa
circa regna tonat
by sir.tickleberry on Aug 7, 2011 1:09 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
everyone at the bar i was at was confused, then laughing, then slowly everyone started rooting for him, then we he got knocked out they jumped off the bandwagon and said thats what he gets
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by i hate jake shields on Aug 7, 2011 1:29 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
hahaha, i can imagine it, all laughing and cheering then the fight ends and the realise the guy next to him might think he's gay for looking at the speedos
“fuck this fag i’m glad he got his faggy ass fucked up…fag”
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by sir.tickleberry on Aug 7, 2011 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
lol most single men are paranoid about their sexuality,....
some are so dumb that any persuasive troll can actually talk them into being gay. which is why attacking the sexuality is the go to plan for most internet trolls who have no other avenue to win that argument. kinda reminds me of Andy from The Office.
i think most single men are paranoid about how there sexuality is percieved,
they probably didn’t care or thought it was funny, but god forbid anyone think they smiled at that so it’s all “ugh this is horrific it offends my eyes” dude go to brazil, that’s all you’re gonna see in rio. macho guys in speedos. it’s funny
it’s odd that online when no one knows who the fuck you are and has no effect on your life at all everyone gets so macho and tries to prove themselves so much more. i really don’t get it.
i’ve only seen a few offices, it’s funny, should really download them all. been seeing dwight in a few films i’ve watched in the past couple of weeks. “super” and “hesher” they’re both pretty cool, super is fancy pants
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by sir.tickleberry on Aug 7, 2011 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions
*their
it’s been a long day, had to work early. my brain is quitting on me
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by sir.tickleberry on Aug 7, 2011 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions
The Office is pretty good if you can ignore the damn love plots.
That ess is so cheesy. And Jim is the type of person I’d want to punch in the face (not that I would). The show as a whole is good, though.
Rain(n) Wilson, or something like that.
He was in “House of a 1,000 Corpses” as well, always enjoyed his demise.
You aren’t the only person. I found it pretty funny myself.
by Empty Thoughts on Aug 7, 2011 7:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Was the skip during the ppv because of the malfunction??
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by antone04 on Aug 7, 2011 1:28 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Ebersole is the fucken man Im so fucken happy he whooped this guys ass
Seriously man he should be cut for wearing that shit wtf!
If you dont like drugs then dont do them.....give them to me!
Youtube dudes are saying he is cut now
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oh he's "cut" alright
i just saw the video that proves it
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by sir.tickleberry on Aug 7, 2011 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions
The real reason
Bas was pissed at him is that Dennis stole his drawers.
Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.
Was there really a nut slip?
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Yeah dude...
Warning, cannot unsee :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pij1LwqO174
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thats hella funny lol " BAAAAALLLLLSSSS!!!" lol did the let him fight without a cup?
by soupdz28 on Aug 7, 2011 2:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah, that's that the fuck I'm wondering about. I guess they are not mandatory?
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I always thought they were
Maybe it depends on the commission.. I’d wear one man a kick in the nuts with ou one and I’d be out for like an hour maybe he had one and it just got all dislodged while grappling.
by soupdz28 on Aug 7, 2011 3:25 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah dislodging is possible, he would be an idiot not to wear one
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BAAAAALLLLLS!!!
lmao
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Come on wooly, we don't need to see that. Put it back in.
After many years of savoring the sweet taste of Fedor’s gizz, it seems that some has shot into my eyes, thus blinding me into thinking Fedor could finish a legend like Dan Henderson, who has never been Ko’d in 36 fights. As always, Dana White had it right all along. Dana truly is God’s gift to Mixed Martial Arts.
What the hell is the big deal?
Brock used to wear them in the WWE. So did lot’s of other former wrestlers turned fighters. Why is Dana freaking out like someone just bitch slapped his dead grandmother? They’re just speedos. Where I live in socal more and more younger guys are going for the shorter shorts. Not speedos but close to it. And a lot of guys on Pride Fights wear boxer brief looking trunks that only have about 4 inches of extra material compared to a speedo.
This thing is just ridiculous. That anyone would be offended. It’s like the 90s all over again.
"methinks the lady doth protest too much"
The overreaction of Dana and the mob was ridic (whoops. no pun intended). Ok it was not great judgment on Hallman’s part to make the speedo bet in the first place with his so-called friends (with friends like that, who needs enemies?). But at least he was big enough to pay up on his “bet” when he lost. I was LMFAO. Dana and dudes who here “horrified” and “disgusted” need to lighten up, and maybe ask themselves why they are so insecure and paranoid about their own masculinity/sexuality that they even had the impulse to react that way, instead of being all LMFAO. There’s dudes wearing far less in the locker room, so any fan who is or ever was an athlete would be unfazed and laughing all the way. So what’s the BFD? Get over it!
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