UFC 133 featured a welterweight match-up pitting two veteran fighters that have been around forever and are enjoying their late career time shining under the bright lights with the world's largest fight promotion.
And this is how they've chosen to do so.
Among those disgusted in "Superman's" choice of Octagon attire was UFC President Dana White who, upon seeing it, quickly tweeted the following:
"WTF!!!! Fighting in that will be illegal after tonight! Anyone want to grapple with hallman?"
When Ebersole pounded Hallman out in the very first round, White was so grateful for his "getting those horrifying shorts off TV" he gave "Bad Boy" a $70,000 bonus.
To make matters worse, Hallman had a "wardrobe malfunction" during the fight, with his twig and two berries on full display for the world to see. There's picture evidence of this but I'll spare you good Maniacs even further horror than you've already been subjected to. And I'll mercifully end this story of a man wearing a speedo on the main card of a major pay-per-view event.