UFC Quick Quote: Chuck Norris calls for 'political jiu-jitsu' to stop the Obama regime
by Jesse Holland on Jun 13, 2011 5:20 PM EDT
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"The art of Jiu-Jitsu is to use an opponent's weight and strength to your advantage. I believe this is what the conservatives must do in the coming 2012 presidential election. Obama's 'weight and strength' is that by next year he will have a surplus of $1 billion in campaign money and the mainstream media supporting him. He also has ACORN (or whatever they call themselves now) and other community organizers rallying the liberal troops to make sure he gets re-elected. Add to that his slick-willy youth charm and pseudo-charisma with which he has bamboozled a large part of the American public, who neither follow politics nor understand how he has unraveled the very fabrics of our republic. And tailor that with Obama's unique ability to make one believe he means what he says from a teleprompter, and you have a formidable foe. But as Rickson Gracie, retired mixed martial artist, an eighth-degree black and red belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and a member of the renowned martial arts family – the Gracie family, once said, 'If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle.' How true that is. But it's also true that the elephant here (Obama), despite the shape of the economy, is still leading every single Republican presidential candidate by double-digit margins. A brand new Reuters/Ipsos poll reveals that Obama is even 'ahead of his closest Republican rival, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, by 13 percentage points – 51 percent to 38 percent.' To be effective, the conservative organizations, independents, libertarians, Republicans, tea partiers, and other grass-root groups across our country must make the people aware that it is time we unite as one voice and, if you will, one Jiu-Jitsu force. And that includes the Republican candidates running for president. If they don't, we will proceed through the presidential primary with politics as usual and get swallowed up in the partisan muck and mire."
Legendary karate champion Chuck Norris (via World Net Daily) calls for his Republican comrades to use "political jiu-jitsu" to overthrow President Barack Obama in the next presidential election. The man formerly known as "Walker, Texas Ranger" is picking up where UFC lightweight Jacob Volkmann left off -- sans secret service smackdown. Is the action movie star sneaking in some grappling lingo to rally a certain demographic to his cause? Or does he really have a point about applying the art of jiu-jitsu to battles outside the dojo? Opinions, please.
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just an appetizer
you won’t be able to finish the main course — and that’s when I’ll hit you with dessert
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Jun 13, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
dress it up
all you want, but I get the feeling I’ll be hungry for quite a while.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
I'm going to assume every such exchange between you two is composed of nothing but euphemisms
And that all statements are innuendo.
Makes things interesting.
Forget Dolce, people should really look into this Story diet; all you have to do is cut out Alves’ balls from your meals. Really helps you shed the blind nuthugging weight during fight pick time!!! Tibau for FW
Can't you two see that you're in love?
The flirting…..the air in here is crackling with sexual tension.
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 9:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
my bad
I got off the leash
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 10:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
wow- you guys should have a 3some.
get the man train going. see who can squirt bird shit furthest up the guy in front of you’s back.
Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That’s just stupid what you said.
*I was unaware that a sig goes to the loser in the pool. I'm not one to duck a sig bet so I will wear this for 2 weeks?
by arm.bar.bandit on Jun 14, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice sig, Scotti!
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth." - Stephen King
Thanks OJR
I love it too.
Sigh…..
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 14, 2011 3:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Chuck Norris would be president, but the secret service, airforce one, marine one and the bulletproof limo would all be out of a job.
by Kung Foo on Jun 13, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not to mention our 2 million service members.
Chuck takes care of all of his problems himself.
Sorry SEAL Team 6, but you are obsolete now.
by jestermarcus on Jun 13, 2011 6:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
sounds like mr. norris needs to put down the purple.
Hard work beats talent, when talent doesn't work hard.
Dark Horse for the Mania Money Pool. Watch out Old Man...
just joined
to say this comment made me lmao.. i rather he pass that purp this way tho
by HeadKckGdnight on Jun 13, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
hear that geno?
my comment made him join.
i expect royalties/commission for my services.
Hard work beats talent, when talent doesn't work hard.
Dark Horse for the Mania Money Pool. Watch out Old Man...
I come for the MMA news
I STAY for the A.K. witticisms.
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 5:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I come for the MMA news
I STAYfor the A.K. witticisms. for the boner pics
Also, that sig….haha awesome.
The character of a man is always proven after faillure - not after success.
Yo Geno. What is this about?
General >>> Chorongota. Sorry, jack.
Those be fighting words down in Texas homeboy.
The character of a man is always proven after faillure - not after success.
Just fucking with you.
Sorry to hear you live in Texas.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Jun 13, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAHA!
Sweet state burn.
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 9:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Haha nice.
Your call Mrosko.
The character of a man is always proven after faillure - not after success.
Wtf?
That’s supposed to be a gif of dos Santos throwing down the gauntlet? You know as a way of challenging you. How that happen o.O
The character of a man is always proven after faillure - not after success.
Dunno
but I’m happy it did.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
damn choro.
i can’t stop watching this. those appear to be all natural perfect mammory glands.
Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That’s just stupid what you said.
*I was unaware that a sig goes to the loser in the pool. I'm not one to duck a sig bet so I will wear this for 2 weeks?
by arm.bar.bandit on Jun 14, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
For realize. They dont even look natural.
Imagine what it must be like to have your shaft up between those funbags? Holy mother of jesus, in heaven and earth at the exact same time….!
The character of a man is always proven after faillure - not after success.
I aint mad at you.
Learn JiuJitsu, it's fun.
Lebron James is a front runner. Better than M.J. my a**.
Yeah he put some thought into that shit
I trash talked him for 2 weeks before.
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 9:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Haha
Brutal. Wouldnt expect anything less from a totalitarian though ;)
I have challenged him and if he accepts..and eventually lose, I’ll make sure to get him extra just for you.
The character of a man is always proven after faillure - not after success.
Fedor/Hendo
I cannot lose a sig bet.
Is that site policy…or confidence?
The character of a man is always proven after faillure - not after success.
Neither. It’s just the way it is.
I’ve got Hendo, easily. If you like Fedor than I accept.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Jun 13, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Consider it done!
What are your conditions….general.
The character of a man is always proven after faillure - not after success.
geno has the power of employment though.
a sig bet with him losing can be overridden by the upper eschelon of mania. to account for this bit of unevenness i suggest you make him give you odds.
Actually, let’s set the punishment to the loser right now.
Loser has to go over to an inprogress thread thread at Bloody Elbow and post the following:
I came inside of Kid Nate’s mom’s ass.
Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That’s just stupid what you said.
*I was unaware that a sig goes to the loser in the pool. I'm not one to duck a sig bet so I will wear this for 2 weeks?
by arm.bar.bandit on Jun 14, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Hmm that's fair.
But I call shenanigans on this shit though:
a sig bet with him losing can be overridden by the upper eschelon of mania.
Unless you are talking about yourself rite? ;)
And i like the punishment but that would require me to join BE. And I dont meet their 5 inch dick, douchebag attitude, pedo requirements. Sorry.
The character of a man is always proven after faillure - not after success.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8
http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/c/c6/YOU_MAD.jpg
by mistahsupahyphy on Jun 13, 2011 5:24 PM EDT reply actions
Chuck Norris doesn't endorse, he tells America how it's going to be.
http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/c/c6/YOU_MAD.jpg
by mistahsupahyphy on Jun 13, 2011 5:25 PM EDT reply actions
anyone who calls whay Obama has done anything in the realm of
Facisim and doesn’t attribute the same to Bush’s regime is a right wing nut hugged. The No Child Left Behind is as socialist of a bill if not more than anything Obama has done. I am not Republican or Democrat, party loyalty is one of the most useless things in the world.
Shogun Rua, still only 1 quality win in the UFC and I don't want to hear any garbage excuses about his knee. That is all.
by Edgecrusher71 on Jun 13, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
And "The Patriot Act"
is a form of shrinking the role of government just like conservatives like it.
Politics sucks. Someone post some naked pics of Nancy Reagan and fast
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Though I prefer to be neutral, Republicans can bite me
I’m a bit touchy over them trying to redefine rape and saying that miscarriages deserve criminal investigations.
And comparing getting an abortion to getting a flat tire in terms of it being something to prepare for.
Forget Dolce, people should really look into this Story diet; all you have to do is cut out Alves’ balls from your meals. Really helps you shed the blind nuthugging weight during fight pick time!!! Tibau for FW
Sure...
Being neutral for the sake of you believing in what majority of each sides says about topics is fine in a sense. But when you look at the big picture of fundamental believes of each party, that’s what is important. For example, believes of Republican Ron Paul as a conservative and constitutionalist will differ from many other member of his party.
One nation, under Chuck
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 5:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
you did a sig bet and lost?
say it ain’t so
Sometimes I am God, if I say a man dies, he dies that same day.
Circa Regna Tonat
by sir.tickleberry on Jun 13, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
No, Scotti has poor self esteem and really does consider himself a bitch and a failure.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
guess he's finally started to listen to what everyone else has been telling him
Sometimes I am God, if I say a man dies, he dies that same day.
Circa Regna Tonat
by sir.tickleberry on Jun 13, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I've come to terms with who I am
And I spend most of my day writing Mrosko’s praises.
What’s a sig bet?
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 7:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i think a sig bet is like a gay handshake
Sometimes I am God, if I say a man dies, he dies that same day.
Circa Regna Tonat
by sir.tickleberry on Jun 13, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed
Only fun if you’re on the right end of it.
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 7:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
totally. you wanna be all ass if you're doing it gay style. if you're the chauffeur instead of the parking space you might as well be doing a chick
speaking of turning gay, i’ve gone and done the next best thing, i’ve turned canadian! well sorta. the immigration folks have given me the go ahead just have to get a couple of things stamped and signed, till then i’m not a full canuck, i’m just a nuck
job hunting right now. it sucks
Sometimes I am God, if I say a man dies, he dies that same day.
Circa Regna Tonat
by sir.tickleberry on Jun 13, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
also, who did you stake your name on? or at least your sig
Sometimes I am God, if I say a man dies, he dies that same day.
Circa Regna Tonat
by sir.tickleberry on Jun 13, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Carwin
I kept screaming at my TV for him to get out of the centre of the octagon and put JDS on the fence.
Apparently he didn’t hear me.
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 7:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
why did you go and do that???
coming off a lay off, a new lighter weight, older…plus, he came out to eminem…everyone who comes out to eminem is doomed
though i must say i was impressed with him after he soldiered on after the first. i thought he was done after being drubbed on the floor. i figure they’ll throw brock at him for a comeback revenge match. i don’t see who else. schaub maybe, someone needs to kick schaubs ass again
Sometimes I am God, if I say a man dies, he dies that same day.
Circa Regna Tonat
by sir.tickleberry on Jun 13, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for the hindsight.
Yeah Shane will probably get Fat Country next. Or Struve.
I hope he gets Brock but I doubt he will. They’ll throw Brock someone who can’t wrestle
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 7:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
some more hindsight, never bet on the guy who has a fiary circle of stars tattoo "it's a circle of all my wishes and dreams"
if either of those ae his next fight, then i’ll allow you to bet on carwin
schaub v brock i think
assuming schaub beats nog. brock wins then he beat the new breed “legend killer” schaub and still has it. schaub wins it’s marketting gold for the young nob head.
Sometimes I am God, if I say a man dies, he dies that same day.
Circa Regna Tonat
by sir.tickleberry on Jun 13, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
JDS was too damn fast
He and Cain are the cream of the HW div right now. Ieverybody else is tier 2
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 7:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i'm taking jds over cain
before the carwin fight i was going the other way. do we have any idea when this would be happening yet? i’ve not been keeping up to date with mma news
Sometimes I am God, if I say a man dies, he dies that same day.
Circa Regna Tonat
by sir.tickleberry on Jun 13, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm guessing it'll be a few months.
My guess is the New Years card.
Brock and Shane as the co-main.
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 8:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
do they have a date for diaz v gsp? i would have thought that would have been a new years card
i thought brock was out till next year now he had 12 inches removed from back passage
Sometimes I am God, if I say a man dies, he dies that same day.
Circa Regna Tonat
by sir.tickleberry on Jun 13, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Halloween weekend for GSP Diaz
That’s why I figure New Year.
Cain is still rehabbing his shoulder
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 8:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey man, that's great!
Congratulations dude. I know you’ve been waiting on this a long time.
We’re lucky to have you….not in the parking space sense, save that for your citizenship party.
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 7:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yup. just working on getting the funds to get to toronto now
this time next year i’ll be banging that deena chick from breakfast tv
Sometimes I am God, if I say a man dies, he dies that same day.
Circa Regna Tonat
by sir.tickleberry on Jun 13, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
it isn't a date
If you’re wearing a ski mask and drag her into the bushes.
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 7:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
it is if i give her flowers afterwards
Sometimes I am God, if I say a man dies, he dies that same day.
Circa Regna Tonat
by sir.tickleberry on Jun 13, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Chivalry kinda misses the mark
If you’re handing her posies 15 seconds after trying to choke her with her own bra
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 8:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i'll even stick around to wipe away her tears, i'm sensitive like that
granted i would be the cause of the sobbing but still
Sometimes I am God, if I say a man dies, he dies that same day.
Circa Regna Tonat
by sir.tickleberry on Jun 13, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
You English can make anything classy
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 8:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
because we do everything while wearing a top hat
Sometimes I am God, if I say a man dies, he dies that same day.
Circa Regna Tonat
by sir.tickleberry on Jun 13, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
That's it
I have decided that nobody swears as well as Mancs or Scousers.
It really sounds like you mean it.
But yeah, Top hats give everything a sense of occasion.
I challenged the General, like a fool, and got slapped down like the little bitch I am. I dared to match wits with him, even though he is clearly of superior intellect, and he smashed me faster than I smash my daily dose of donuts. I'm a complete failure at fight picks and I'm only worthy of commenting at Mania because the General has to meet his quota of mentally handicapped members participating. Please point and laugh at me, because I deserve ridicule for even thinking I could defeat the General.
by Scottidog on Jun 13, 2011 8:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
If only we could get one elected. And a few hundred more to the Congress and Senate.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
If people would actually listen to what they had to say instead of just dismissing them because they don’t have a® or (D) next to their name they might realize there is another option.
Sorry broham
I’ve listened, and they lose me (and rational people) completely with their calls for complete deregulation.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Yeah, huge government bureaucracies and overbearing regulation have worked wonders for us and our economy. Pretty soon you won’t be able to fart without the EPA fining your ass for emissions.
He didnt say thats what we need.
What we do need is a happy medium. Total Government control doesn’t work. But neither does a completely free market. It’s proven the “free market” works best for the guys in control and at the top. The little guy still gets crapped on. That little guy is the consumer usually.
by jestermarcus on Jun 13, 2011 7:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Are you enjoying your e-coli?
You don’t have it?? Thank you regulations!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I wish Big Goverment would stop regulating my food, and air, and stuff.
If I want e-coli and black lung disease, it’s my right as an american to unwittingly get it because a company wanted to cut some corners to make profit, dammit!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
And who wants paved roads
So overrated. Give me death cars made in some shitty country on and Ill drive that bastard on the dirt patch that goes nowhere.
I do wish they would leave marijuana alone though. Bastards
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
Yes, roads and bridges – screw ’em!
I also love the thought that I can happily step on all sorts of used syringes because there will be no regulation dumping of medical waste. Oooh think of all the “find the…” games that can be created!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I do hate the government though and think it could go
I live in the country and have guns. I think I could do ok without them for a while. Ill just sit out here and smoke pot and shoot at my supper.
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like a plan.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I want the secret service to know
that I in no way really meant the above comment and think that the government is great. Please do not visit my home or place of work
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I will go with their plan
To totally end our overseas military empire. May not be good for the rest of the world but they can protect themselves, especially Europe.
by jestermarcus on Jun 13, 2011 7:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
disneyland paris does not an empire make
Sometimes I am God, if I say a man dies, he dies that same day.
Circa Regna Tonat
by sir.tickleberry on Jun 13, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I was more referring to
Germany, Spain, Japan, South Korea, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, and so on. These places can take care of themselves and more importantly pay for their own protection.
by jestermarcus on Jun 13, 2011 7:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
We're not really in those places to protect them.
We’re there to have based/launching points around the world. It benefits us (militarily) much more than it benefits the places we’re in.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
We dont seem to protect them
but we sure do like to change their governments so they can elect a leader that hates us.
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
We are not in Japan and South Korea to protect them?
Of course we are. Also, do we really need dozens of bases in Europe to jump off from? Not really. We could do so much more with a lot less. Besides, if these nations built their own major bases, we could just use them when needed. We already do.
by jestermarcus on Jun 13, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
South Korea, probably.
Japan, no. Also, I’m not justifying it, only explaining it.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Our bases in Japan are a deterrent to some made up threat from China and N Korea
Just like Europe with Russia. The threats were real at one time, but have since faded away. Our base are still a deterrent to North Korea a little though.
by jestermarcus on Jun 14, 2011 12:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
North Korea, I agree.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I didn't realize....
that I could like Chuck even more.
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by mythbuster on Jun 13, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is fan-chuck-tastic
Everything about that picture is humorous.
by jestermarcus on Jun 13, 2011 5:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL
Too bad chuck’s only good for getting goofed on nowadays.
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by Greenbeard on Jun 13, 2011 6:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
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Although Obama has been a miserable failure....
…I just don’t see the Republicans rolling out anyone that will beat him.
Obama will lose a lot of votes this election (Hispanic for failing to pass the Dream Act, Jewish for his Isreal comments, etc), those voters will not vote for the Republican candidate instead, they will just not vote at all.
I just hope this country can hang on until Chris Christie gets elected in 2016.
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Good luck getting a conservative base to support a “east coast republican” like Christie. He may be fiscally conservative but he is too liberal on other issues to get the base support behind him, just like McCain.
Christie won't even win a primary.
He’s just the flavor of the month for fox-based republicans.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
He might win a hotdog eating contest, however.
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by Greenbeard on Jun 13, 2011 6:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
As long as the Repubs can put a reasonable candidate out there, rather than some ignorant bloviating fuckwit like Palin or Gingrich, they’ll be fine.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
You let us all know when that happens.
So far all they have put forward pizza place owner, the lady that claims to dislike the “lame-stream” media while working for one, a guy whose whole campaign basically quit on him, Romney, who isnt half bad, just a complete honey, and a lot of little known guys. It’s gonna be rough for them to get going without splitting the party in half between normal conservative republicans and the tea party rascals.
by jestermarcus on Jun 13, 2011 6:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Romney: a complete HONKY!
Goddamn phone ruined everything.
by jestermarcus on Jun 13, 2011 6:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Trump! Trump!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
My choices would be either Jindal, Louisiana governor or that Wisconsin rep who had an actual hard plan to balance the budget.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
They should recruit Basil Marceaux to run for president.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Correction:
Basil Marceaux.com is his name.
Me gusta me reggae, me gusta punk rock, pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita.
by Wicky Wicky Scratch on Jun 13, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Doh!
You are correct sir.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Jindal is smart, just like any normal Republican
They are all waiting till 2016 to face Hillary.
by jestermarcus on Jun 13, 2011 6:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Christie will be president in 2016...
…because unlike these dopes on both sides of the fence, he’s actually getting things done.
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lol
You’ll get off his bandwagon soon enough.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
What makes you say that?
He’s done a great job as governor, and his influence is being felt by politicians on both sides around the country.
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Because he's been in office only like 2 years
and the only reason people know who he is now is because of the right wing echo chamber. He won’t run, it would open too many closet doors that he has skeletons behind.
As I said above, he’s just the current fox republican flavor of the month.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
But unlike other politicians, he's getting things done
Most politicians are all talk and broken promises. Christie has cut spending, stood up to the corrupt unions, worked to contain property taxes, weeded out wasteful spending, etc.
His influence has been felt by Republicans and Democrats. If you need proof of that, just look at Cuomo in NY. He’s a democrat who is following Christie’s lead.
Is he perfect? Of course not, he’s a politician after all. But he has been a breath of fresh air in the world of politics, especially compared to NJ’s previous governors, who were miserable failures.
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Seriously
That’s either the most obvious cut/paste, or TFK has serious issues lol
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Cut and Paste?
Give me a break.
I live in NJ. I see first hand what Christie is accomplishing. I’ve lived through the McGreevy’s, the Corzines and the Whitmans. And believe me, Christie is a much welcomed change from those guys.
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Uhh
I guess your right. When the mafia has run your state for so long its nice to have just a regular criminal running things for once.
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
The mafia?
You need to stop watching so much TV.
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Man please dont take me seriously
I am about as far removed from Jersey as a person could be. I am just trolling for the fun of it. Sorry if you really like the guy. I am just jaded.
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Not saying you don't believe it
But it was worded very much like political advert.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Christie.....
He believes in America.
He is tough on crime.
He believes in no more tax hikes.
He would never tweet his wang to anyone but his wife.
He would never swallow.
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Although he did use taxpayer money to take a helicopter to his sons little league game.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
haha
Nice one
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
It is really a fucking slow night for MMA
Sarah had a good post going but got offended and embarrassed and ran off.
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, he ended up paying for it
Like I said, he’s not perfect. But when the worst thing you can point out is him using a state helicopter to see his son play ball, that says a lot about the good he’s doing.
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FINE
Ill vote for him.
BTW…. your passion is sexy
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
That's not his passion.
It really is a banana in his pocket.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
It’s not the worst thing can point out, and I didn’t realize we were playing “point out bad things!”. I thought we were talking about whether he would be relevant in the 2016 elections or not.
Way to defend him though lol
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Who knows what the future holds.
I just don’t see him being relevant in 2016, or even 2012 for that matter. Hell, he’s not even relevant in 2011 except to the Ann Coulters of the country and the people who take her seriously.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Yeah, he failed to pass the dream act, not congress.
And his Israel comments were actually no different (sans tone of voice possibly) than that of Bush’s. They both had the same idea, the same that a majority of Israelites have actually.
by jestermarcus on Jun 13, 2011 5:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
And much of Israel has the same view regarding a Palestinian state.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Thats what i meant.
The average Israeli also believes we need to start at the 1967 or whatever borders and go from there.
by jestermarcus on Jun 13, 2011 6:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It's funny how that's a common sentiment in Israel
but if an American says it, they’re anti-semitic. Weird.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
No,
If a suspected socialist, communist, fascist half black democrat says it, he’s Hitler……but born in Kenya, raised by Muslims who attends a radical crazy America hating Christian church while paling around with terrorists. Yet he totally checked out when our intelligence agencies vetted him when he ran for president.
by jestermarcus on Jun 13, 2011 6:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
lol!
I love Donald Trump and his “you wouldn’t believe the things we’re discovering about Obama’s birth certificate!”. You know, things that never materialized.
Fucking right wing idiots will believe anything lol
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
i wish this guy posted more...
http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/c/c6/YOU_MAD.jpg
by mistahsupahyphy on Jun 13, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Couldn't have been worst then bush
Him being president was disgusting btw so was his racist old bag mother
by 209stk on Jun 13, 2011 6:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
hahaha
What did she say, “they were poor anyway so this is good for them” or something about the New Orelans refugees.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Yeah dude thats exactly what im talking that was sick
She said the evacuation center were better for them cuz they live in poverty anyway
by 209stk on Jun 13, 2011 7:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The life of luxery...
Those people have no idea how normal people live.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Where the fuck was Chuck when W was destroying the USA?
At Gitmo, trying out some torture techniques on suspects?
Shields never eyepokes his opponent, so why all of a sudden is he throwing eyepokes every round against a guy he knows he can’t takedown?? Highly suspicious.
Two_Words.
And that's the word.
Amen brother!
Not agreeing w/chuck is like siding w/al queda! WAKE UP PEOPLE!
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You belong to me
Clinging on to life
By the skin o' my teeth
by d*locc on Jun 13, 2011 5:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Damn, guess i joined the wrong US Marines.
Then again, do they have an amphibious military force that doesn’t consist of guys just throwing toads at their enemies?
by jestermarcus on Jun 13, 2011 5:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I love when celebrities talk politics
It’s so interesting and important.
Starting a petition to bring Cote back to the UFC. Who's with me?
by jay. on Jun 13, 2011 5:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
sigh...
it will always be “politics as usual”.
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If you agree with Chuck Norris
you might be a redneck.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
My rebuttal:
Me gusta me reggae, me gusta punk rock, pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita.
by Wicky Wicky Scratch on Jun 13, 2011 6:01 PM EDT reply actions
http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/c/c6/YOU_MAD.jpg
by mistahsupahyphy on Jun 13, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Me gusta me reggae, me gusta punk rock, pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita.
by Wicky Wicky Scratch on Jun 13, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Me gusta me reggae, me gusta punk rock, pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita.
by Wicky Wicky Scratch on Jun 13, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
The art of Jiu-Jitsu is to use an opponent’s weight and strength to your advantage.
Is this actually true? I hear this old chestnut every once in a while, but never once did my BJJ instructor say anything remotely resembling this.
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I think Chuck got it confused with Judo.
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It teaches that a smaller, weaker person can successfully defend against a bigger, stronger assailant by using leverage and proper technique
That was what the Gracies were all about.
Not exactly what Chuck was saying though.
It teaches that a smaller, weaker person can successfully defend against a bigger, stronger assailant by using leverage and proper technique
Agreed but that’s not the same as using an opponent’s weight and strength to your advantage.
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You do know that Judo
has its roots in Jujitsu
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought the elephants were the Republicans.
by Nameless on Jun 13, 2011 6:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
The other way around
Limbaugh and Gingrich beg your pardon.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Guy seems incredibly educated rather than totally biased... (sarcasm)
I mean how long does it take to forget who rolled out the gigantic deficit in the first place? Americans politically suffer major amnesia.
How dare Obama raise the deficit to 14 trillion...
Because 12 million just sounds so much better, I mean common, its a dozen trillion dollars.
How dare he drag us into a 3rd war. Even if it is far smaller and much more limited with zero American casualties unlike the 2 he inherited.
How dare he give bailouts.
That was the previous administration.
by jestermarcus on Jun 13, 2011 7:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
How dare Obama raise the deficit to 14 trillion...
Because 12 million just sounds so much better, I mean common, its a dozen trillion dollars.
How dare he drag us into a 3rd war.
Even if it is far smaller and much more limited with zero American casualties unlike the 2 he inherited.
How dare he give bailouts.
That was the previous administration.
by jestermarcus on Jun 13, 2011 7:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Pointing back 4-8 years before and blaming that guy is just as much suffering from political amnesia as those who point to the guy currently in charge. It has been the fault of all the politicians in Washington for longer than any of us have been alive, regardless of party line. That being said, we can at least look at each president in turn and see what they have individually done. In the case of Obama, not much at all. Just like Bush before him.
Regardless of all of that, Obama has come down to being less than the President that his message of hope implied he would be to say the very least.
by Empty Thoughts on Jun 13, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Your name is spot on
with your retort. Well done sir.
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Name trolling, the last resort of having no argument. Good job son.
by Empty Thoughts on Jun 13, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought calling someone a troll was the last resort of having no argument?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
No
that would be calling someone a socialist
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Pinko commie scum!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I didnt want to argue
because how could I argue with that? I dont even know what you are trying to say
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
If your sig is correct
Then Tito should be Gandhi by now
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
perfect...
Making sammich’s, fetching beers, and making him look good in pools and bets……being Cali’s bitch really is as great as it sounds…now I know why Jay loves it so much.
Future Money Pool winner, Cali Bones.
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No Tito=Lebron James, but an alternate reality Lebron that has a world title.
Learn JiuJitsu, it's fun.
Lebron James is a front runner. Better than M.J. my a**.
Never trust a man
who wears all denim.
He also has skin tight pants and no bulge.
by The Masked Marauder on Jun 13, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
If Chuck Norris were president, I'd be out of a job!
by The5thBeatle on Jun 13, 2011 8:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
fuck chuck norris
for this bullshit comment alone. go back to the 80s with your karate kicks. i will no longer laugh at chuck norris jokes.
bailiff, whack his pee-pee
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