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Tank Abbott: 'I could knock Brock Lesnar out in ten seconds' (Video)

Anyone agree?

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"... please. I can knock Brock Lesnar out in 10 seconds. You know, I was in the professional wrestling business for a while and I love the sport and I love the boys. But when you're a little bitch, all steroided out ... and I'm not talking about him, I'm just talking about someone that would look like him, and you get punched in the face and you run the other way like a girl; that's not what you're in there for. You're supposed to sit there and exchange, not run. And you're asking me, could I knock him out? Not only could I knock him out, I would like to jump up and down on his head afterwards."

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When they hiring for santa's grotto??

Mauro: "Theres a left by Jackson…. or make that Randleman, sorry!"
Rampage: "Thats alright, all black folks look alike."

by Rampagelangford on May 6, 2011 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Tank said the same think about Kimbo...

and he didn’t even last 2 min with him so there’s no chance with Brock… NO CHANCE.

Anderson Silva is without a doubt the G.O.A.T. and best P4P to which there's no debate. People may try but they'll lose! GSP hasn't done what Silva has in 2 weight classes plus can't finish people in his own division who haven't moved up from LW. Fedor has less names on his padded resume and was once the top HW but then ducked the best and lost to guys who are barely top 10. Anderson is the G.O.A.T. no matter what the haters who boo him say. They used to boo Ali too. Anderson Silva is Michael Jordan but Jon Jones is LeBron James!

by Oswald on May 6, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tank...

Shut up..just please..shut up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PWyOrw6rNg

- The reason you gotta respect Rampage, if not love him!

by Randy for Couture on May 6, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only thing he could knock out

is a bag of sour cream and onion chips

"Seriously, who taught you how to punch? Your husband?" - Pam Poovey, H.R. administrator for I.S.I.S.

by Greenbeard on May 6, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good call – I’ll be getting a bag for the hockey games tonight

by DJF on May 6, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the sour cream and onion chips will ultimately win by decision when he eats himself to an early grave.

Anderson Silva is without a doubt the G.O.A.T. and best P4P to which there's no debate. People may try but they'll lose! GSP hasn't done what Silva has in 2 weight classes plus can't finish people in his own division who haven't moved up from LW. Fedor has less names on his padded resume and was once the top HW but then ducked the best and lost to guys who are barely top 10. Anderson is the G.O.A.T. no matter what the haters who boo him say. They used to boo Ali too. Anderson Silva is Michael Jordan but Jon Jones is LeBron James!

by Oswald on May 6, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I concur. I can see him gassing early if the bag is hard to open.

"Seriously, who taught you how to punch? Your husband?" - Pam Poovey, H.R. administrator for I.S.I.S.

by Greenbeard on May 6, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

funny as hell

Confucius says:

"Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk."

by RiverHorror on May 6, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

QOTW shit right there

Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.

by Newfie3 on May 7, 2011 8:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

he has an amish beard now. lol.

Jon " Bones " Jones new UFC light heavyweight champion. Even if Jones got struck flush in the face he would recover and defeat whoever is in front of him. I told everyone the fight would be easy. Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world.

by wolfmanshowlforever on May 7, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

he is only 46 years old. he looks 58 years old.

i look 4 times better than him and i’m 1 year older. i will send him some dentures for xmas.

Jon " Bones " Jones new UFC light heavyweight champion. Even if Jones got struck flush in the face he would recover and defeat whoever is in front of him. I told everyone the fight would be easy. Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world.

by wolfmanshowlforever on May 8, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

has he taken so many shots to the head that he has forgotten his track record against ground guys?

by I.AM.miSTAKen on May 6, 2011 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Kimbo Knocked him out. Nuff said

Mauro: "Theres a left by Jackson…. or make that Randleman, sorry!"
Rampage: "Thats alright, all black folks look alike."

by Rampagelangford on May 6, 2011 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

not really

I’d take Kimbo against Brock in a standup battle too.

by I.AM.miSTAKen on May 6, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wouldnt be a stand up battle

by PML on May 6, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Brock punches harder than the jab of Petruzelli.

Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.

by P-Dub on May 6, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

good call

Anderson Silva is without a doubt the G.O.A.T. and best P4P to which there's no debate. People may try but they'll lose! GSP hasn't done what Silva has in 2 weight classes plus can't finish people in his own division who haven't moved up from LW. Fedor has less names on his padded resume and was once the top HW but then ducked the best and lost to guys who are barely top 10. Anderson is the G.O.A.T. no matter what the haters who boo him say. They used to boo Ali too. Anderson Silva is Michael Jordan but Jon Jones is LeBron James!

by Oswald on May 6, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are not mistaken, sir

People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.

by i_am_awesome_o on May 6, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we found...

Royce Gracie’s retirement fight for Rio.

Seriously, Gracie vs Tank. MAKE IT HAPPEN!

by TheMuscleShark on May 6, 2011 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, I actually agree

I didn’t think I would want to see Royce fight on the Rio card but I would definitely like to see this one if only for nostalgic reasons

by I.AM.miSTAKen on May 6, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

^^^this is a good idea

I like bacon...and danago is a TRAITOR and can not be trusted...Johnny WF is a jackleg
#1 Quinton Rampage the Dragon Slayer Jackson fan for LIFE..FTW!!! Nick Diaz would mop the floor with GSP and the fight with Sheilds confirms it!!!
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his"
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by Big-dawg on May 6, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except for weight classes

by PML on May 6, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

its old skool rules...no weight class no time limit

I like bacon...and danago is a TRAITOR and can not be trusted...Johnny WF is a jackleg
#1 Quinton Rampage the Dragon Slayer Jackson fan for LIFE..FTW!!! Nick Diaz would mop the floor with GSP and the fight with Sheilds confirms it!!!
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his"
..."Son...you gotta panty on your head"...

by Big-dawg on May 6, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on really !?

Everybody knows that Wallid Ismael is the perfect canidate to fight Royce at Rio due to their History and Rivalry

by robinhorobson on May 6, 2011 6:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Except nobody would care. Hardcore fans are nice but in the minority. Casual fans and the media dont care about Ismael

by PML on May 6, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a huge fan of this sport, and I don't really even care

Ismael beat Royce in Jiu-Jitsu…So what? He’s an ok MMA guy, I suppose, but he hasn’t fought in almost 10 years. Rather see Royce take on a better challenge.

People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.

by i_am_awesome_o on May 6, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

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by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on May 6, 2011 5:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS OLD!

Maybe he can knock him out with his breath? I’m dating myself here, but he looks like Captain Lou Albano!

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by Fat Daddy Doobs on May 6, 2011 5:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

when he talks you can't see if he has any teeth. i bet he might have 1 or 2 left.

Jon " Bones " Jones new UFC light heavyweight champion. Even if Jones got struck flush in the face he would recover and defeat whoever is in front of him. I told everyone the fight would be easy. Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world.

by wolfmanshowlforever on May 7, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

So he was lying through his tooth this entire video?

I’ve probably only seen about 10 Shields fights. And I would have no problem sparring with him. At all.

For all of you dummies who can’t add- If GSP and I were to spar, I would make him look worse then he does in my pic.

by jay. on May 7, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA.

Well played.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
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by Geno Mrosko on May 7, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sending him dentures for xmas.

Jon " Bones " Jones new UFC light heavyweight champion. Even if Jones got struck flush in the face he would recover and defeat whoever is in front of him. I told everyone the fight would be easy. Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world.

by wolfmanshowlforever on May 8, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess is Lesnar...

Just stood there, it would take Tank 10 seconds to lumber over and throw a haymaker to the jaw.

You know, is Lesnar just stood there.

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by Sergio Hernandez on May 6, 2011 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Lesnar could stand in his corner and Tank wouldn’t even make it across to him until late in the third.

He sounds like an old drunk.

I’ve probably only seen about 10 Shields fights. And I would have no problem sparring with him. At all.

For all of you dummies who can’t add- If GSP and I were to spar, I would make him look worse then he does in my pic.

by jay. on May 7, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You misguided fools

This is Chael Sonnen in a fatsuit and beard.

Resist Much, Obey Little.

by Reedy on May 6, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

lol, nice.

Fighting solves everything.

by Two_Words on May 6, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he could do it

Brock can’t take a punch and this guy hits harder than any other mma fighter, he invented brawling.

I told you kids Rua was gonna run through Jones, but no one listened. The hype train has made its last stop, and the "mighty" Jon Jones has fallen. Shogun tore him up with his muay thai, and dominated in every aspect of the fight. He came in fully prepared and got the job done, like I knew he would. Still the greatest p4p of all time. And STILL UFC LHW Champ, Mauricio Shogun Rua.

by danago on May 6, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

I don’t think I even need to say why this comment is laughable.

by Il Gladiatore on May 6, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

how did i know?

Fighting solves everything.

by Two_Words on May 6, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Serious question

You do know everyone on this site thinks you’re a joke right?
Not trying to be a dick but you should know no one on this site takes you seriously.
Just wanted to let you know.

I’m telling you right now shogun will beat Jones, he might even take jones down and pound him out. There’s no way Jones can handle shoguns striking, rua will rush jones. Shogun is a warrior with razor sharp elbows and Gracie like jj. I’m telling you shogun dominates jones. -Danago

HW- HypeOrDie. LHW-Forrest "Flare" Griffin MW- Mayhem WW- Rush
LW- The Carpenter FW- Jose Aldo BW- Mighty Mouse

by IvanTheTerrible on May 6, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t come here to make friends kid. I’m a trained navy seal. I kill people, what you kids think of me over the interwebs means ish to a navy seal.

I told you kids Rua was gonna run through Jones, but no one listened. The hype train has made its last stop, and the "mighty" Jon Jones has fallen. Shogun tore him up with his muay thai, and dominated in every aspect of the fight. He came in fully prepared and got the job done, like I knew he would. Still the greatest p4p of all time. And STILL UFC LHW Champ, Mauricio Shogun Rua.

by danago on May 6, 2011 8:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I heard they got on your facebook page

and you were a chubby girl named Dana

I disagree with what you say, but I will fight to the death for your right to say it

by PHISH NATION on May 6, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truth.

And the next day it mysteriously disappeared.

I'm your huckleberry.

by Brizzle T on May 6, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

just look at his sig...

he is a joke. he’s not a navy seal and his mma record is 40-0, it’s 0-40 with 40 tko’s

Jake shields sucks

by Hellrazer on May 6, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winning!

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by ViolentMike on May 6, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

VM fails to realize that he has never been in a $ pick em with me

His sorry ass won’t even know what hits him, come next pool.

(I stand at 112 in my lone man wolf pack pool)

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by *Californication* on May 6, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

His fight with scott feroza is hella funny

Feroza and tank are on the ground by feroza corner and they yelling in his face"grab him by the fat neck" …..hilarious

by 209stk on May 6, 2011 5:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

tank wtf

Maybe he could knock Brock out with a chair shot from behind while triple H distracts him on the next smackdown show in the WWE. Tank your delusional

by biggant on May 6, 2011 5:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

djdf gagnkng gagd too!

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by Joemama_20 on May 6, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!!! hlasjkdh jdhfhooko ,ya know

I like bacon...and danago is a TRAITOR and can not be trusted...Johnny WF is a jackleg
#1 Quinton Rampage the Dragon Slayer Jackson fan for LIFE..FTW!!! Nick Diaz would mop the floor with GSP and the fight with Sheilds confirms it!!!
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his"
..."Son...you gotta panty on your head"...

by Big-dawg on May 6, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like an

extra on the set of Sons of Anarchy.

I'm your huckleberry.

by Brizzle T on May 6, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

i think he absolutely could knock out brock

In a boxing match. I think that’s all he’s saying here. He’s delusional if he thinks he could do it in a mma fight.

But seriously tank was the shit before he was exposed. I use to love watching him fight. With that said im glad he’s done. He has no business fighting looking like that.

by emperorj on May 6, 2011 5:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Tank couldn't knock Brock out if he just stood there and let Tank tee off on him.

But in an MMA fight, Tank would get taken down and pounded out in seconds.

TFK

by TFK on May 6, 2011 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly tfk

TFK

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by daniel worby on May 6, 2011 5:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I concur

OJR

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by OJR on May 6, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tank ko,ing John Matua is the first MMA ifght I ever seen...

So I will always love D.L. “Tank” Abbott

I like bacon...and danago is a TRAITOR and can not be trusted...Johnny WF is a jackleg
#1 Quinton Rampage the Dragon Slayer Jackson fan for LIFE..FTW!!! Nick Diaz would mop the floor with GSP and the fight with Sheilds confirms it!!!
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his"
..."Son...you gotta panty on your head"...

by Big-dawg on May 6, 2011 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

"do you agree?"

Of course not!

He would only need 5 seconds

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by daniel worby on May 6, 2011 5:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

ABM is dead you goon!

.
(;

(I stand at 112 in my lone man wolf pack pool)

'Primitive Magic is replaced by Religion, which in turn is replaced by Science'
-JGF

by *Californication* on May 6, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anti-Bones-Movement?

I want in on that.

I’ve probably only seen about 10 Shields fights. And I would have no problem sparring with him. At all.

For all of you dummies who can’t add- If GSP and I were to spar, I would make him look worse then he does in my pic.

by jay. on May 9, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

get outta hurrrrr

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by daniel worby on May 6, 2011 5:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not on my watch...

"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth." - Stephen King

by OJR on May 6, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one can knock Brock out you dumbfucks...aint nothing wrong with that dude's chin...it's his reaction to punches that's the problem...not his chin

Carwin blasted that fucker with 737383737639 shots and Brock never went unconcious…blood was shooting out his head like a fountain…but soon as the bell rang he got right up….look what happened to Mir from thos same shots by Carwin…

Brock never went out from Cain and Cain landed 7339373 shots to his dome piece….Nothing wrong with Brock’s chin, its his reaction to punches thats the problem, he doesnt know how to punch back…but that fucker has shown to have the most resilient chin in the game sons..

don’t be delusional sons…you aint knocking that dude out…he aint going to sleep sons…dude aint taking a nap sons

i see what you did there

by HellaHectic on May 6, 2011 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

So you are telling me that "NOBODY" can knock Brock out..hahahahaha

Just wait til JDS touches that chin..Brock will be sleeping before the glove comes off his face..bank on it

I like bacon...and danago is a TRAITOR and can not be trusted...Johnny WF is a jackleg
#1 Quinton Rampage the Dragon Slayer Jackson fan for LIFE..FTW!!! Nick Diaz would mop the floor with GSP and the fight with Sheilds confirms it!!!
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his"
..."Son...you gotta panty on your head"...

by Big-dawg on May 6, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

jds will be on his back before he even winds that punch up. But to be fair jds is a hell of a fighter.

tank abbott is just a big fatass juicing no talent fuck who has no business mentioning himself in the same breath as Brock. Look what frank even did to him, made him tap because his toe was hurting……big fat bitch?

by mir's horseshoe on May 6, 2011 7:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

ok that was funny

I have to admit, even though you are annoying with the signature thing.

MYTHBUSTER

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on May 6, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm annoying?

The douchebag lemmings who have beaten an unfunny joke into the ground is what is annoying. But hey, far be it from me to rain on your parade.

TFK

by TFK on May 6, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've explained it countless times already

I just don’t understand why people make a big deal about it.

TFK

by TFK on May 6, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Party on TFK

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by ViolentMike on May 6, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

^^ Congrats!

You got the 100th post!!! WOOOOO!!!!

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by mythbuster on May 6, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

daniel worby

TFK

daniel worby

TFK

daniel worby

Agreed

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by daniel worby on May 6, 2011 6:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

2-8 fior the decade with a loss to Kimbo

Shut up Tank. Brock’s Loss is more impressive than every win you’ve ever had combined.

I am the WAMMA Light-Heavyweight Champion

Now with more defenses than Fedor

by Reality_Jockey on May 6, 2011 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

hes trolling

-insert clever sig here-

by Hushh on May 6, 2011 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

I’ve probably only seen about 10 Shields fights. And I would have no problem sparring with him. At all.

For all of you dummies who can’t add- If GSP and I were to spar, I would make him look worse then he does in my pic.

by jay. on May 9, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

shame on this guy for not finding anyone better to interview...

"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead." -Mike Tyson

by Diosdado on May 6, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

I’ve probably only seen about 10 Shields fights. And I would have no problem sparring with him. At all.

For all of you dummies who can’t add- If GSP and I were to spar, I would make him look worse then he does in my pic.

by jay. on May 9, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s not tank that’s the epic beard man

There's no "I" in team but there is a "u" in cunt!!!

by malito3og3 on May 6, 2011 7:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh snap..

“Call a Amboo-lance”

" Its a good thing you look good in that suit, cos that's all you're gonna be doing - wearing a suit."

by dec3ptiKon_ on May 6, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta love Tank.

I would watch him fight on every UFC card if we could be so priveledged. Does anyone think there is a HW on the roster right now that he could beat?? Him vs Mark Hunt would be cool.

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by PrivateBox on May 6, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, he's right, Brock is a bitch.

If Tank ever knocked him out, I would cream in my pants from joy.

People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.

by i_am_awesome_o on May 6, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

No, I can take a punch, actually, and not run away.

People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.

by i_am_awesome_o on May 6, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're obviously not worth talking to, if you are standing up for a piece of shit like Brock

Guess since YOU’RE ASSUMING SHIT ABOUT ME, I’ll just assume that your family is trash.

: ]

People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.

by i_am_awesome_o on May 6, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

how am i assuming shit about you? If have actually been in the cage and taken punches from carwin or cain then link me the youtube video of you as one of the other guys they mauled.

piece of shit like Brock? You are honestly going to defend someone like tank abbott over Brock. How is he a piece of shit? Let me guess…‘’he was disrespectful to frank mir after ufc 100 boohoo’’?

by mir's horseshoe on May 6, 2011 7:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL

bye, just wanted to make sure I annoyed you.

Peace!

People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.

by i_am_awesome_o on May 6, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

One more thing

Brock would destroy Tank. THAT wasn’t my point.

People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.

by i_am_awesome_o on May 6, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

your point is bullshit. Brock has some holes in his stand up buthe is by no means a bitch.

you sure as fuck would not say it to his face. you act immature so i guess i probably should not have replied to your original post in the first place

by mir's horseshoe on May 6, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, thought you weren't a piece of shit like brock

my bad

People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.

by i_am_awesome_o on May 7, 2011 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I guess you have nothing left to say, or you're just tattling on me like a child. Either way, I win!

People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.

by i_am_awesome_o on May 6, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun Tank Quote

    Tank recounted the memorable knock-out of "that guy who went all stiff." "I don’t know why I mocked him," said Tank, "I suppose I wanted to make myself feel big, to deflect some of my own insecurities," before turning on a dime and angrily spluttering, "Nah, actually, fuck him, puppet-armed motherfucker," and kicking a chair into the audience.

LMAO @ Tank doing the puppet arm imitation……..oh the memories

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by dec3ptiKon_ on May 6, 2011 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

You have a link

I don’t know what your talking about and can’t stop laughing. Would like to see it.

by James S. on May 6, 2011 7:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Here ya go

Not one of MMAs finer moments.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1MxtTPm-Ek

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on May 6, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

problem is it took me ten seconds to open that and then laugh and close it...

you watch the whole thing did you duck?

Sensei Seagal is still the P4P best trainer in MMA today. I was a fool for picking a loser like "Captain Paycheque" Randall Duane Couture. All of his fans are losers just like him, now they need to find a new loser to idolise.

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by scarnon on May 6, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He enjoyed it

He’s just embarrassed to admit it.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on May 6, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You bastard!

I laughed, thanks for that!

by James S. on May 6, 2011 10:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on May 6, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

PROPER link for hilarious knockout

I mean, I enjoyed the video but I think James was looking for THIS link:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xc21bd_david-tank-abbott-premier-combat-uf_sport

" Its a good thing you look good in that suit, cos that's all you're gonna be doing - wearing a suit."

by dec3ptiKon_ on May 6, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the slow-mo replay where Tank does “The Puppet”

" Its a good thing you look good in that suit, cos that's all you're gonna be doing - wearing a suit."

by dec3ptiKon_ on May 6, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The slow mo

Was awesome! Thank you!

by James S. on May 6, 2011 10:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

" Its a good thing you look good in that suit, cos that's all you're gonna be doing - wearing a suit."

by dec3ptiKon_ on May 7, 2011 5:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

WIN!!!

I like bacon...and danago is a TRAITOR and can not be trusted...Johnny WF is a jackleg
#1 Quinton Rampage the Dragon Slayer Jackson fan for LIFE..FTW!!! Nick Diaz would mop the floor with GSP and the fight with Sheilds confirms it!!!
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by Big-dawg on May 8, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Empty Gas) Tank speaks

Abbott would HAVE to knock Brock out in 10 seconds, anything longer than that and Tank would be too spent to continue.

by The real Philo on May 6, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta give him props

for getting in there back in the day but lets get real, this guy isnt an athlete probably never has been. The onl;y way he could win a fight was to get lucky and KO his opponent, Im shocked he is still kicking around or even being brought into the conversation.

by HEELHOOK on May 7, 2011 11:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Brock would knock Tank out standing...

Tank has worse technique than those bums Kimbo fought in the backyard. he’s a violent, drunk, redneck brawler with no talent.

by goodbadugly16 on May 7, 2011 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

What a class act.

"I ain't a mind fucker, I'm an ass kicker"-Lesnar

by snipersniper on May 7, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

OH PLEASE!!!

brock would dump washed up tank onto his head and beat him down and im not that big of a brock fan but tank aint shit anymore…he needs to retire and appriciate what he’s done for the sport ans not keep embarrassing/kidding himself

by Brad Czarniak on Jul 13, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

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