Tank Abbott: 'I could knock Brock Lesnar out in ten seconds' (Video)
Anyone agree?
"... please. I can knock Brock Lesnar out in 10 seconds. You know, I was in the professional wrestling business for a while and I love the sport and I love the boys. But when you're a little bitch, all steroided out ... and I'm not talking about him, I'm just talking about someone that would look like him, and you get punched in the face and you run the other way like a girl; that's not what you're in there for. You're supposed to sit there and exchange, not run. And you're asking me, could I knock him out? Not only could I knock him out, I would like to jump up and down on his head afterwards."
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When they hiring for santa's grotto??
Mauro: "Theres a left by Jackson…. or make that Randleman, sorry!"
Rampage: "Thats alright, all black folks look alike."
Tank said the same think about Kimbo...
and he didn’t even last 2 min with him so there’s no chance with Brock… NO CHANCE.
Anderson Silva is without a doubt the G.O.A.T. and best P4P to which there's no debate. People may try but they'll lose! GSP hasn't done what Silva has in 2 weight classes plus can't finish people in his own division who haven't moved up from LW. Fedor has less names on his padded resume and was once the top HW but then ducked the best and lost to guys who are barely top 10. Anderson is the G.O.A.T. no matter what the haters who boo him say. They used to boo Ali too. Anderson Silva is Michael Jordan but Jon Jones is LeBron James!
Tank...
Shut up..just please..shut up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PWyOrw6rNg
- The reason you gotta respect Rampage, if not love him!
by Randy for Couture on May 6, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The only thing he could knock out
is a bag of sour cream and onion chips
"Seriously, who taught you how to punch? Your husband?" - Pam Poovey, H.R. administrator for I.S.I.S.
Good call – I’ll be getting a bag for the hockey games tonight
by DJF on May 6, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the sour cream and onion chips will ultimately win by decision when he eats himself to an early grave.
Anderson Silva is without a doubt the G.O.A.T. and best P4P to which there's no debate. People may try but they'll lose! GSP hasn't done what Silva has in 2 weight classes plus can't finish people in his own division who haven't moved up from LW. Fedor has less names on his padded resume and was once the top HW but then ducked the best and lost to guys who are barely top 10. Anderson is the G.O.A.T. no matter what the haters who boo him say. They used to boo Ali too. Anderson Silva is Michael Jordan but Jon Jones is LeBron James!
I concur. I can see him gassing early if the bag is hard to open.
"Seriously, who taught you how to punch? Your husband?" - Pam Poovey, H.R. administrator for I.S.I.S.
by Greenbeard on May 6, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
he has an amish beard now. lol.
Jon " Bones " Jones new UFC light heavyweight champion. Even if Jones got struck flush in the face he would recover and defeat whoever is in front of him. I told everyone the fight would be easy. Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world.
by wolfmanshowlforever on May 7, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
he is only 46 years old. he looks 58 years old.
i look 4 times better than him and i’m 1 year older. i will send him some dentures for xmas.
Jon " Bones " Jones new UFC light heavyweight champion. Even if Jones got struck flush in the face he would recover and defeat whoever is in front of him. I told everyone the fight would be easy. Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world.
by wolfmanshowlforever on May 8, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Kimbo Knocked him out. Nuff said
Mauro: "Theres a left by Jackson…. or make that Randleman, sorry!"
Rampage: "Thats alright, all black folks look alike."
not really
I’d take Kimbo against Brock in a standup battle too.
by I.AM.miSTAKen on May 6, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet Brock punches harder than the jab of Petruzelli.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
good call
Anderson Silva is without a doubt the G.O.A.T. and best P4P to which there's no debate. People may try but they'll lose! GSP hasn't done what Silva has in 2 weight classes plus can't finish people in his own division who haven't moved up from LW. Fedor has less names on his padded resume and was once the top HW but then ducked the best and lost to guys who are barely top 10. Anderson is the G.O.A.T. no matter what the haters who boo him say. They used to boo Ali too. Anderson Silva is Michael Jordan but Jon Jones is LeBron James!
You are not mistaken, sir
People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.
by i_am_awesome_o on May 6, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we found...
Royce Gracie’s retirement fight for Rio.
Seriously, Gracie vs Tank. MAKE IT HAPPEN!
wow, I actually agree
I didn’t think I would want to see Royce fight on the Rio card but I would definitely like to see this one if only for nostalgic reasons
by I.AM.miSTAKen on May 6, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
^^^this is a good idea
I like bacon...and danago is a TRAITOR and can not be trusted...Johnny WF is a jackleg
#1 Quinton Rampage the Dragon Slayer Jackson fan for LIFE..FTW!!! Nick Diaz would mop the floor with GSP and the fight with Sheilds confirms it!!!
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his"
..."Son...you gotta panty on your head"...
its old skool rules...no weight class no time limit
I like bacon...and danago is a TRAITOR and can not be trusted...Johnny WF is a jackleg
#1 Quinton Rampage the Dragon Slayer Jackson fan for LIFE..FTW!!! Nick Diaz would mop the floor with GSP and the fight with Sheilds confirms it!!!
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his"
..."Son...you gotta panty on your head"...
come on really !?
Everybody knows that Wallid Ismael is the perfect canidate to fight Royce at Rio due to their History and Rivalry
by robinhorobson on May 6, 2011 6:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Except nobody would care. Hardcore fans are nice but in the minority. Casual fans and the media dont care about Ismael
by PML on May 6, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a huge fan of this sport, and I don't really even care
Ismael beat Royce in Jiu-Jitsu…So what? He’s an ok MMA guy, I suppose, but he hasn’t fought in almost 10 years. Rather see Royce take on a better challenge.
People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.
by i_am_awesome_o on May 6, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree.
BIG NOG for Life
One Step closer to Gleison Tibau @ 145
If the round is too close, it's 10-10, NOT flip a coin 10-9 or late takedown FTW.
by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on May 6, 2011 5:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS OLD!
Maybe he can knock him out with his breath? I’m dating myself here, but he looks like Captain Lou Albano!
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by Fat Daddy Doobs on May 6, 2011 5:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
when he talks you can't see if he has any teeth. i bet he might have 1 or 2 left.
Jon " Bones " Jones new UFC light heavyweight champion. Even if Jones got struck flush in the face he would recover and defeat whoever is in front of him. I told everyone the fight would be easy. Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world.
by wolfmanshowlforever on May 7, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
So he was lying through his tooth this entire video?
I’ve probably only seen about 10 Shields fights. And I would have no problem sparring with him. At all.
For all of you dummies who can’t add- If GSP and I were to spar, I would make him look worse then he does in my pic.
i'm sending him dentures for xmas.
Jon " Bones " Jones new UFC light heavyweight champion. Even if Jones got struck flush in the face he would recover and defeat whoever is in front of him. I told everyone the fight would be easy. Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world.
by wolfmanshowlforever on May 8, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess is Lesnar...
Just stood there, it would take Tank 10 seconds to lumber over and throw a haymaker to the jaw.
You know, is Lesnar just stood there.
by Sergio Hernandez on May 6, 2011 5:12 PM EDT reply actions
lol
Lesnar could stand in his corner and Tank wouldn’t even make it across to him until late in the third.
He sounds like an old drunk.
I’ve probably only seen about 10 Shields fights. And I would have no problem sparring with him. At all.
For all of you dummies who can’t add- If GSP and I were to spar, I would make him look worse then he does in my pic.
I think he could do it
Brock can’t take a punch and this guy hits harder than any other mma fighter, he invented brawling.
I told you kids Rua was gonna run through Jones, but no one listened. The hype train has made its last stop, and the "mighty" Jon Jones has fallen. Shogun tore him up with his muay thai, and dominated in every aspect of the fight. He came in fully prepared and got the job done, like I knew he would. Still the greatest p4p of all time. And STILL UFC LHW Champ, Mauricio Shogun Rua.
lol
I don’t think I even need to say why this comment is laughable.
by Il Gladiatore on May 6, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Serious question
You do know everyone on this site thinks you’re a joke right?
Not trying to be a dick but you should know no one on this site takes you seriously.
Just wanted to let you know.
I’m telling you right now shogun will beat Jones, he might even take jones down and pound him out. There’s no way Jones can handle shoguns striking, rua will rush jones. Shogun is a warrior with razor sharp elbows and Gracie like jj. I’m telling you shogun dominates jones. -Danago
HW- HypeOrDie. LHW-Forrest "Flare" Griffin MW- Mayhem WW- Rush
LW- The Carpenter FW- Jose Aldo BW- Mighty Mouse
by IvanTheTerrible on May 6, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t come here to make friends kid. I’m a trained navy seal. I kill people, what you kids think of me over the interwebs means ish to a navy seal.
I told you kids Rua was gonna run through Jones, but no one listened. The hype train has made its last stop, and the "mighty" Jon Jones has fallen. Shogun tore him up with his muay thai, and dominated in every aspect of the fight. He came in fully prepared and got the job done, like I knew he would. Still the greatest p4p of all time. And STILL UFC LHW Champ, Mauricio Shogun Rua.
by danago on May 6, 2011 8:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I heard they got on your facebook page
and you were a chubby girl named Dana
I disagree with what you say, but I will fight to the death for your right to say it
just look at his sig...
he is a joke. he’s not a navy seal and his mma record is 40-0, it’s 0-40 with 40 tko’s
Jake shields sucks
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His sorry ass won’t even know what hits him, come next pool.
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by *Californication* on May 6, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
His fight with scott feroza is hella funny
Feroza and tank are on the ground by feroza corner and they yelling in his face"grab him by the fat neck" …..hilarious
by 209stk on May 6, 2011 5:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
tank wtf
Maybe he could knock Brock out with a chair shot from behind while triple H distracts him on the next smackdown show in the WWE. Tank your delusional
by biggant on May 6, 2011 5:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
LOL!!! hlasjkdh jdhfhooko ,ya know
I like bacon...and danago is a TRAITOR and can not be trusted...Johnny WF is a jackleg
#1 Quinton Rampage the Dragon Slayer Jackson fan for LIFE..FTW!!! Nick Diaz would mop the floor with GSP and the fight with Sheilds confirms it!!!
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his"
..."Son...you gotta panty on your head"...
I love that show.
But he does look like some dude they’d have in the background.
I'm your huckleberry.
i think he absolutely could knock out brock
In a boxing match. I think that’s all he’s saying here. He’s delusional if he thinks he could do it in a mma fight.
But seriously tank was the shit before he was exposed. I use to love watching him fight. With that said im glad he’s done. He has no business fighting looking like that.
by emperorj on May 6, 2011 5:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Tank couldn't knock Brock out if he just stood there and let Tank tee off on him.
But in an MMA fight, Tank would get taken down and pounded out in seconds.
TFK
exactly tfk
TFK
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by daniel worby on May 6, 2011 5:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Tank ko,ing John Matua is the first MMA ifght I ever seen...
So I will always love D.L. “Tank” Abbott
I like bacon...and danago is a TRAITOR and can not be trusted...Johnny WF is a jackleg
#1 Quinton Rampage the Dragon Slayer Jackson fan for LIFE..FTW!!! Nick Diaz would mop the floor with GSP and the fight with Sheilds confirms it!!!
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his"
..."Son...you gotta panty on your head"...
"do you agree?"
Of course not!
He would only need 5 seconds
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by daniel worby on May 6, 2011 5:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
ABM is dead you goon!
.
(;
(I stand at 112 in my lone man wolf pack pool)
'Primitive Magic is replaced by Religion, which in turn is replaced by Science'
-JGF
by *Californication* on May 6, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Anti-Bones-Movement?
I want in on that.
I’ve probably only seen about 10 Shields fights. And I would have no problem sparring with him. At all.
For all of you dummies who can’t add- If GSP and I were to spar, I would make him look worse then he does in my pic.
get outta hurrrrr
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by daniel worby on May 6, 2011 5:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Not on my watch...
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth." - Stephen King
by OJR on May 6, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
No one can knock Brock out you dumbfucks...aint nothing wrong with that dude's chin...it's his reaction to punches that's the problem...not his chin
Carwin blasted that fucker with 737383737639 shots and Brock never went unconcious…blood was shooting out his head like a fountain…but soon as the bell rang he got right up….look what happened to Mir from thos same shots by Carwin…
Brock never went out from Cain and Cain landed 7339373 shots to his dome piece….Nothing wrong with Brock’s chin, its his reaction to punches thats the problem, he doesnt know how to punch back…but that fucker has shown to have the most resilient chin in the game sons..
don’t be delusional sons…you aint knocking that dude out…he aint going to sleep sons…dude aint taking a nap sons
i see what you did there
So you are telling me that "NOBODY" can knock Brock out..hahahahaha
Just wait til JDS touches that chin..Brock will be sleeping before the glove comes off his face..bank on it
I like bacon...and danago is a TRAITOR and can not be trusted...Johnny WF is a jackleg
#1 Quinton Rampage the Dragon Slayer Jackson fan for LIFE..FTW!!! Nick Diaz would mop the floor with GSP and the fight with Sheilds confirms it!!!
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his"
..."Son...you gotta panty on your head"...
jds will be on his back before he even winds that punch up. But to be fair jds is a hell of a fighter.
tank abbott is just a big fatass juicing no talent fuck who has no business mentioning himself in the same breath as Brock. Look what frank even did to him, made him tap because his toe was hurting……big fat bitch?
by mir's horseshoe on May 6, 2011 7:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
hell yes Lawlor would do a great Tank imp.
by biggant on May 6, 2011 6:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
ok that was funny
I have to admit, even though you are annoying with the signature thing.
MYTHBUSTER
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I'm annoying?
The douchebag lemmings who have beaten an unfunny joke into the ground is what is annoying. But hey, far be it from me to rain on your parade.
TFK
by TFK on May 6, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I've explained it countless times already
I just don’t understand why people make a big deal about it.
TFK
by TFK on May 6, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I will explain it for TFK. He claims to do it out of habit even though he knows it is not necessary anymore with the current format. Therefore, I must conclude that TFK must have obsessive compulsive disorder or that he is a moron. Signed, Mr. Lemming
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by OJR on May 6, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Party on TFK
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by daniel worby on May 6, 2011 6:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
that fight would result in the first death in the ufc
The only chance tank would have would be to sucker punch him at the weigh-ins
by ElStIkO on May 6, 2011 6:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
that was weak man
I know u are but what am i
by ElStIkO on May 6, 2011 7:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
2-8 fior the decade with a loss to Kimbo
Shut up Tank. Brock’s Loss is more impressive than every win you’ve ever had combined.
I am the WAMMA Light-Heavyweight Champion
Now with more defenses than Fedor
shame on this guy for not finding anyone better to interview...
"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead." -Mike Tyson
That’s not tank that’s the epic beard man
There's no "I" in team but there is a "u" in cunt!!!
by malito3og3 on May 6, 2011 7:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Oh snap..
“Call a Amboo-lance”
" Its a good thing you look good in that suit, cos that's all you're gonna be doing - wearing a suit."
Gotta love Tank.
I would watch him fight on every UFC card if we could be so priveledged. Does anyone think there is a HW on the roster right now that he could beat?? Him vs Mark Hunt would be cool.
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Wow, he's right, Brock is a bitch.
If Tank ever knocked him out, I would cream in my pants from joy.
People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.
liklihood is you are more of a bitch than Brock
by mir's horseshoe on May 6, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I can take a punch, actually, and not run away.
People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.
by i_am_awesome_o on May 6, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
yes because you have taken punches from heavy hitters like carwin and cain. comparing yourself to Brock proves how idiotic you really are. He ragdoll the fuck out of you....
by mir's horseshoe on May 6, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
You're obviously not worth talking to, if you are standing up for a piece of shit like Brock
Guess since YOU’RE ASSUMING SHIT ABOUT ME, I’ll just assume that your family is trash.
: ]
People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.
by i_am_awesome_o on May 6, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
how am i assuming shit about you? If have actually been in the cage and taken punches from carwin or cain then link me the youtube video of you as one of the other guys they mauled.
piece of shit like Brock? You are honestly going to defend someone like tank abbott over Brock. How is he a piece of shit? Let me guess…‘’he was disrespectful to frank mir after ufc 100 boohoo’’?
by mir's horseshoe on May 6, 2011 7:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL
bye, just wanted to make sure I annoyed you.
Peace!
People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.
by i_am_awesome_o on May 6, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
One more thing
Brock would destroy Tank. THAT wasn’t my point.
People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.
by i_am_awesome_o on May 6, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
your point is bullshit. Brock has some holes in his stand up buthe is by no means a bitch.
you sure as fuck would not say it to his face. you act immature so i guess i probably should not have replied to your original post in the first place
by mir's horseshoe on May 6, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, thought you weren't a piece of shit like brock
my bad
People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.
by i_am_awesome_o on May 7, 2011 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I guess you have nothing left to say, or you're just tattling on me like a child. Either way, I win!
People who don't have the patience for the technical aspect of MMA should think about getting into another sport. THIS ONE requires BRAINS.
by i_am_awesome_o on May 6, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Fun Tank Quote
Tank recounted the memorable knock-out of "that guy who went all stiff." "I don’t know why I mocked him," said Tank, "I suppose I wanted to make myself feel big, to deflect some of my own insecurities," before turning on a dime and angrily spluttering, "Nah, actually, fuck him, puppet-armed motherfucker," and kicking a chair into the audience.
LMAO @ Tank doing the puppet arm imitation……..oh the memories
" Its a good thing you look good in that suit, cos that's all you're gonna be doing - wearing a suit."
You have a link
I don’t know what your talking about and can’t stop laughing. Would like to see it.
by James S. on May 6, 2011 7:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Here ya go
Not one of MMAs finer moments.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1MxtTPm-Ek
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
problem is it took me ten seconds to open that and then laugh and close it...
you watch the whole thing did you duck?
Sensei Seagal is still the P4P best trainer in MMA today. I was a fool for picking a loser like "Captain Paycheque" Randall Duane Couture. All of his fans are losers just like him, now they need to find a new loser to idolise.
Pro sig bet record: 1-2-0
He enjoyed it
He’s just embarrassed to admit it.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
You bastard!
I laughed, thanks for that!
by James S. on May 6, 2011 10:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
PROPER link for hilarious knockout
I mean, I enjoyed the video but I think James was looking for THIS link:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xc21bd_david-tank-abbott-premier-combat-uf_sport
" Its a good thing you look good in that suit, cos that's all you're gonna be doing - wearing a suit."
I love the slow-mo replay where Tank does “The Puppet”
" Its a good thing you look good in that suit, cos that's all you're gonna be doing - wearing a suit."
The slow mo
Was awesome! Thank you!
by James S. on May 6, 2011 10:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

" Its a good thing you look good in that suit, cos that's all you're gonna be doing - wearing a suit."
WIN!!!
I like bacon...and danago is a TRAITOR and can not be trusted...Johnny WF is a jackleg
#1 Quinton Rampage the Dragon Slayer Jackson fan for LIFE..FTW!!! Nick Diaz would mop the floor with GSP and the fight with Sheilds confirms it!!!
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his"
..."Son...you gotta panty on your head"...
(Empty Gas) Tank speaks
Abbott would HAVE to knock Brock out in 10 seconds, anything longer than that and Tank would be too spent to continue.
Gotta give him props
for getting in there back in the day but lets get real, this guy isnt an athlete probably never has been. The onl;y way he could win a fight was to get lucky and KO his opponent, Im shocked he is still kicking around or even being brought into the conversation.
Brock would knock Tank out standing...
Tank has worse technique than those bums Kimbo fought in the backyard. he’s a violent, drunk, redneck brawler with no talent.
What a class act.
"I ain't a mind fucker, I'm an ass kicker"-Lesnar
OH PLEASE!!!
brock would dump washed up tank onto his head and beat him down and im not that big of a brock fan but tank aint shit anymore…he needs to retire and appriciate what he’s done for the sport ans not keep embarrassing/kidding himself

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