40 of the Greatest Dana White F'Bomb Quotes (Video)
by Jesse Holland on Apr 6, 2011 12:46 PM EDT
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I love how he sounds like the godfather
when he’s talking to junie browning
best rant ever is on elitexc and gary shaw
by Lesnar's striking coach on Apr 6, 2011 1:06 PM EDT reply actions
Imagine if the leader of other sports used the F word as much as this guy..Don’t even tell me he’s not the leader, he runs it. He’s the face of MMA and he gets away with this.
I told you kids Rua was gonna run through Jones, but no one listened. The hype train has made its last stop, and the "mighty" Jon Jones has fallen. Shogun tore him up with his muay thai, and dominated in every aspect of the fight. He came in fully prepared and got the job done, like I knew he would. Still the greatest p4p of all time. And STILL UFC LHW Champ, Mauricio Shogun Rua.
Its Awesome
Anybody in this sport without a loss hasnt fought the right guy yet - Keith Jardine
by AintNoSunshine on Apr 6, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
To this day......
i don’t understand the dana white hate……..I fuckin love the guy……typically (when i’m not in a business meeting) I talk just like he does. He’s made a huge contribution to the sport, whether people want to admit it or not, and I get a kick outta most of the shit that he says…….so he’s got a foul mouth and he uses it to express himself, BIG FUCKIN DEAL!! I think it’s funny as hell, and when he talks, i tend to listen.
4-0-1 - who's got next???
What's up Sittingbull, do you think I forgot???
Say that to the guys at NY, see if they’re laughing
I told you kids Rua was gonna run through Jones, but no one listened. The hype train has made its last stop, and the "mighty" Jon Jones has fallen. Shogun tore him up with his muay thai, and dominated in every aspect of the fight. He came in fully prepared and got the job done, like I knew he would. Still the greatest p4p of all time. And STILL UFC LHW Champ, Mauricio Shogun Rua.
Say that to the guys at NY, see if they’re laughing
sorry man, you lost me there….what do you mean about “the guys at NY”?
4-0-1 - who's got next???
What's up Sittingbull, do you think I forgot???
MMA is illegal in NY
because those bastards are greedy, old fashioned and down right stupid. They’re holding off now on pure pride. They don’t want to lose face. I’m sure by now they’ve come to grips with the fact its good for the state, but they’ve staked so much on the whole “human cockfighting” thing that its hard to turn back. Fuck what the state needs as long as they don’t look stupid…
…too late
Jon Bones Jones - Champion 2011
It's ok as long as its in a ring no?
In Victoria, Australia(Where G Sot is from) MMA in a cage is illegal but in a ring is ok. I thought it was the same story
Who the fuck would bet against Jones?!
Pro sig bet record: 1-0-0
Come on Danago.......
Of the many things you might be, a pussy with sensitive ears is not one of them. Forget about the leader of other sports, because MMA isn’t other sports. You can say that his foul language is “unprofessional”, but you can’t deny how quickly the sport has grown, despite Dana’s “unprofessionalism.” If I could “get away” with talking like that during business hours, I would do it to. Why not? He’s not running for President, he’s running an organization that consists of, and is built around fighters. Many people that are associated with, or fans of MMA are cool with Locker Room language.
4-0-1 - who's got next???
What's up Sittingbull, do you think I forgot???
I don't really have a problem
Just think of the ish some of the other sport leaders would get in if they were to swear in every interview is what I’m getting out.
I told you kids Rua was gonna run through Jones, but no one listened. The hype train has made its last stop, and the "mighty" Jon Jones has fallen. Shogun tore him up with his muay thai, and dominated in every aspect of the fight. He came in fully prepared and got the job done, like I knew he would. Still the greatest p4p of all time. And STILL UFC LHW Champ, Mauricio Shogun Rua.
Wayne Rooney just got suspended for 2 games for swearing at the camera after scoring a goal
The mainstream don’t appreciate foul language like it or not. Danas foul mouth doesn’t bother me and I swear just as much with my friends but MMA will never be as big as he wants it to be if he speaks in a way that to some is offensive. The gobby boss may be an entertaining persona but it’s not exactly a positive image that MMA needs to display if it’s going to be respected as a legitimate sport.
"AS’ skill levels are slightly higher than GSP’s"
"AS is definitely number one. He doesn’t lose and has shown that he will find a way to sub the best wrestlers."
Jay and I never expected to see him admit this.
by David W-S on Apr 6, 2011 3:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Spot on
I told you kids Rua was gonna run through Jones, but no one listened. The hype train has made its last stop, and the "mighty" Jon Jones has fallen. Shogun tore him up with his muay thai, and dominated in every aspect of the fight. He came in fully prepared and got the job done, like I knew he would. Still the greatest p4p of all time. And STILL UFC LHW Champ, Mauricio Shogun Rua.
by danago on Apr 6, 2011 7:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Another example is Tiger Woods
Do you think that he would have been more famous (before pussygate) if he didn’t a foul mouth? If Dana wants a trucker crowd, he is certainly on the right track for that. Too bad most of us management goons like MMA too much to let someone like him influence us.
Still think Jones is all hype? All aboard the JBJ train - nonbelievers prior to 126 are not welcome.
by hairybumcrack on Apr 6, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed on the Swearing -
Makes it harder to justify booting guys like Daley for unprofessional conduct when you talk that way in public press conferences etc. making the sport look less professional as well.
That said, I like Dana, I think he’s good for the sport, his swearing doesn’t bother me personally (or many of the UFC’s target audience) and, a point I think many forget – He obviously cares greatly about the UFC and making it better. I don’t think it’s all about the $ with Dana unlike many other businessmen who run sports companies, he has a real passion for what he promotes and that comes across when you hear him dropping F-bombs into every sentence when he’s pissed about something. Can’t think of anyone I’d rather have as the public face of the UFC, except maybe Don Frye, or Bas… just because.
"Matt Serra has unwittingly changed the face of MMA forever, with his KO of GSP he heralded the "Safe Win" era and all are starting to jump on that bandwagon. Good for them, bad for the majority of us brain-dead fans who don’t appreciate the intricacies of man laying on man action." - Jimrod 3/27/11 (Post Johnson/Hardy "Fight").
Come on JH
you know there are a lot of us who can’t put that on with sound during the working hours. Someone want to transcribe the gems?
Want me to do it AniMal?
Anybody in this sport without a loss hasnt fought the right guy yet - Keith Jardine
by AintNoSunshine on Apr 6, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Ill unload with F bombs
Anybody in this sport without a loss hasnt fought the right guy yet - Keith Jardine
by AintNoSunshine on Apr 6, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Notable Quotes
Do you want to be a fucking fighter?
Season 9 mother fuckers, Season 9
You’re not going fucking disrespect me
And you get fuckin’ goofballs, Hey where’s my rematch running in.. his you know
Never seen such fuckin’ cry babies in my whole life as the heavyweights
Its not all fuckin signing autographs and bangin broads
I wanna fuckin kill Andy Wang
If I was Tito Ortiz, yeah I dont want to fight in the UFC, I cant fuckin’ beat anybody in the UFC
Junie, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Thats called mixed martial arts, you fuckin morons need to be in the kickboxing business if thats what your selling.
Mazzagati will fuck up any fight
Bro, your not even fuckin famous yet
Now we are a minute into the video … haha
He didnt get any special priveledges, he didnt get anything. And if he did I’d fuckin tell you
As a team you should have been on his fat ass fuckin two weeks ago
That is fuckin pathetic
This part was hard for me to understand, this is what I got.
….All of a sudden the UAB is fuckin ah, has big financial problems. There worth a trillion fuckin dollars…
What do you not fuckin understand about thathahaha,
I dont give a fuck
And ill throw you the fuck out of the gym so fuckin fast your head will spin
We pulled seven million viewers with him, if he wants to use the phone he can use the fuckin phone
Bottom line is, you’re fuckin done
You mean to tell me, that I can put some money down and I can see Babalu and Tito, both the guys that got knocked out by Chuck Liddell twice fight each other? Thats fuckin entertaining.
Fuckin shocked, and disappointed.
Guys, shut the fuck up so we can get this over with.
On the commercials on CBS he’s the champion and he’s not even in the commercial
2 minutes down now
This fucking guy cant fight, he got knocked out in 13 seconds by a guy who didnt win the Ultimate fighter and who didnt win fights in the UFC
I mean that from the bottom of my heart, even you fuckers from the underground who smash me everyday I love you too
The fucks up with you?
He’s the worse referee in the history of fighting, period. I dont care if there was a fight in the fuckin old days, okay, the stone age.
I like George St. Pierre, I think he’s a nice guy, but Im gonna tell it how it is, the guy rubbed fuckin vaseline on him. End of story
He’s fuckin out
They dont care about mixed martial arts, these fuckin jerkoffs are in it for the money
Are you mother fuckers into mixed martial arts
This aint survivor where you vote em off, fuckin beat em off.
3 minutes over.. damn Ill be back I need to wash my mouth out with soap
Anybody in this sport without a loss hasnt fought the right guy yet - Keith Jardine
by AintNoSunshine on Apr 6, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
and my favorite
“Big deal, the guy sleeping next to you fucking stinks”
(re TUF house) LMAO
" Its a good thing you look good in that suit, cos that's all you're gonna be doing - wearing a suit."
Thanks ANS - i was ready to write "but Geno you saaaaaid you would transcribe these"
But thats fucking awesome cheers man!
Who the fuck would bet against Jones?!
Pro sig bet record: 1-0-0
I wont lie I laughed alot while doing it. I tried typing in my Dana White voice
Anybody in this sport without a loss hasnt fought the right guy yet - Keith Jardine
by AintNoSunshine on Apr 7, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Funny Shit
A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky
by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Apr 6, 2011 1:26 PM EDT reply actions
"This fucking guy can't fight"
Funny how quickly that changed to “Kimbo Slice is a fighter, he can fight”. Also funny how the guy who can’t beat anybody in the UFC and isn’t worth watching because Chuck KOd him twice is still there today.
"AS’ skill levels are slightly higher than GSP’s"
"AS is definitely number one. He doesn’t lose and has shown that he will find a way to sub the best wrestlers."
Jay and I never expected to see him admit this.
by David W-S on Apr 6, 2011 2:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
? Dana said Kimbo proved him wrong in the TUF show. People can change opinions.
Anybody in this sport without a loss hasnt fought the right guy yet - Keith Jardine
by AintNoSunshine on Apr 6, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Your a hypocrite if you say your opinions don't change either because everybody's opinions change
Dana speaks how he feels and sometimes how he feels is something you don’t like hearing. Dana would be a horrible politician though as he’s not great at telling white lies that many americans fall for.
"I felt like I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury"-Tank on losing to Dan Severn
Dana only changed his mind because Kimbo was now his fighter
He talks shit about the competition and promotes his own talent. With this attitude he’s contradicted himself many times. Dana changed his stance on Kimbo as soon as he signed up for TUF because Kimbo was now their ratings draw and not Elites. Funniest thing of all is that Dana can say any old shit and people buy into it.
"AS’ skill levels are slightly higher than GSP’s"
"AS is definitely number one. He doesn’t lose and has shown that he will find a way to sub the best wrestlers."
Jay and I never expected to see him admit this.
by David W-S on Apr 6, 2011 4:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He states how he feels, and he's sio pro UFC and anti anything else I think he believes what he states
The problem with Dana is he doesn’t think before he speaks in many cases and just blurts out what comes to mind. Dana never liked having Kimbo in the UFC and wanted to use Kimbo as an example and get viewers out of it respecting MMA more the problem is fans started to like Kimbo as well as the coach’s and other UFC membersthat were involved with Kimbo. As far as a fighter goes I still feel Dana was using Kimbo to showcase the UFC and had to be a nice guy because Kimbo was respected much more by many after he was on TUF.
"I felt like I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury"-Tank on losing to Dan Severn
for some reason, the 3rd quote of the vid strikes me as the funniest.
“thats fucking illegal”
maybe its his facial expression, i dunno. but i larfed.
lmao and at 2:43
“ARE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS INTO MIXED MARTIAL ARTS???”
by A.K on Apr 6, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats my favorite part
Anybody in this sport without a loss hasnt fought the right guy yet - Keith Jardine
by AintNoSunshine on Apr 6, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey'''' there's gotta be a....
“Crazy Fucken Russians” somewhere in there right?…
"Gold medals aren't really made of gold.
They're made of sweat, determination,
and a hard-to-find alloy called guts"
FUCK!!!
I like bacon...and danago is a TRAITOR and can not be trusted...
#1 Quinton Rampage the Dragon Slayer Jackson fan for LIFE..FTW!!!
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his"
..."Son...you gotta panty on your head"...
WTF??
I talk like that all the time and get no praise!!!
He didnt get any special priveledges, he didnt get anything. And if he did I’d fuckin tell you !
That shit made lol. Sum1 plz throw up the gif of Dana partying it up w/ big snoop dog.
Seas of blood, bury life
Smell your death as it burns
Deep inside of you
Abacinate, eyes that bleed
Praying for the end of
Your wide awake nightmare
Wings of pain, reach out for you
His face of death staring down,
Your blood running cold
by d*locc on Apr 6, 2011 11:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Dana changed looks like crazy in the course of 6 years..
Fuck, he went from skinny bald dude.. to fat bald dude… to buff bald dude.. And all this his face aged so much.
Favorite quote:
We pulled seven million viewers with him, if he wants to use the phone he can use the fuckin phone
Kimbo is the man.
-You don't have to like me, but you will respect me.
--Canada is the king of MMA.
He already does, it's called The Ultimate Fighter
"AS’ skill levels are slightly higher than GSP’s"
"AS is definitely number one. He doesn’t lose and has shown that he will find a way to sub the best wrestlers."
Jay and I never expected to see him admit this.
by David W-S on Apr 7, 2011 10:16 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
love him or hate him, that shit is fucking briliant! you have to respect someone speaking their mind, i just jope he can reign himself in as and when MMA gets even bigger! Becasue plenty of haters are looking for ways to shoot MMA down, and DW dropping some f Bombs on national TV trying to promote the sport wont help!!
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