Vitor Belfort has contracted Hepatitis A, according to his official Twitter account. "The Phenom" is still expected to fight Yoshihiro Akiyama at UFC 133 on Aug. 6, 2011, in Philadelphia. The virus does not remain in the body after the infection has gone away, but it could take 3 to 6 months to fully recover from it.
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feet maybe?

BIG NOG for Life
One Step closer to Gleison Tibau @ 145
If the round is too close, it's 10-10, NOT flip a coin 10-9 or late takedown FTW.
by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Apr 25, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
a night with danago
Jon Jones vs Rampage Jackson!! Make it happen. Yes, I dislike Rampage that much.
I'm a public health technician...
Hep A is not an STD. It affects the liver and the disease’s mode of transportation is normally fecal-oral. Normally means someone has Hep A, uses the bathroom for number 2, doesnt wash their hands, prepares your food, and then Vitor ate the food.
Vitor ate someone's shit?
That sounds a little over the top. have you ever smelled poo? it’s not the kind of thing you want to munch on.
Ok Takashi what do you got?
I sink I have a frush.
What the fuck is a frush?
A frush.
Oh, well I got two 7's and two 7's beats a frush.
Oh sank a you!
by arm.bar.bandit on Apr 25, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
haha,=.
Look it up. You get hep A by eating or drinking infected food or water. Its not like there was shit smeared on his sandwhich. There was just enough for microbial growth. Definitely not an STD. That is why it is a requirement for child care workers to have the Hep A Vaccine. They change diapers daily and if a child had Hep A and they changes their diaper, didnt washe their hands and touched their mouth for some reason, they could get Hep A.
I'm aware. Pay no attention to me. I'm a troll.
Very little of what I have to say holds any relevance
Ok Takashi what do you got?
I sink I have a frush.
What the fuck is a frush?
A frush.
Oh, well I got two 7's and two 7's beats a frush.
Oh sank a you!
by arm.bar.bandit on Apr 25, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL ABB! He must not know you!
And you can get Hep A by having sex. It’s not an “std” but nonetheless, you can still get it in bed. Tossing some ensalada!
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
So someone could be eating someone's ass during sex and it could pass through fecal matter...sexually transmitted
i see what you did there
Win.
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth." - Stephen King
Nice comeback.
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth." - Stephen King
Touche',
That is true, but normally, it wouldn’t be thought of as sexually transmitted. It would be hard for me not to laugh if someone came into the clinic and let me know they think they got Hep A from tossing some salad, Definitely possible though and has definitely happened. Can’t really think of someone amitting it.
this is one of your finest comments ever.
Boy do I love to make out with guys! I like to tongue guys
by theoregonduck on Apr 25, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i have a relative who contracted it from food when we lived in europe,
It’s curable, not an std, feel bad for the guy…
If you spell Ndamukong Suh in Scrabble, you win. Forever...
by DetroitDrew1980 on Apr 25, 2011 7:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
vitor already said he'll be healed in 2 weeks and back in the gym
check his twitter page….
I’ve known a couple people… all of them are still alive and well.
UFC 129. This is how Christmas used to feel when I was six.
Woah I’m no dr but isnt that shit like some STD or something
There's no "I" in team but there is a "u" in cunt!!!
by malito3og3 on Apr 25, 2011 7:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
At least it's not B or C.
Those there are the gifts that keep on giving.
Ok Takashi what do you got?
I sink I have a frush.
What the fuck is a frush?
A frush.
Oh, well I got two 7's and two 7's beats a frush.
Oh sank a you!
by arm.bar.bandit on Apr 25, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
lol A and B you can get vaccinated.
They keep adding more though. I think it goes up to F or G now.
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
C is the worse by far. Cirrohsis of the liver, Ascities, and periocentisis. The suckitude of liver disease is high.
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Wandy, Hendo, Vitor and Chael; the Berlin Wall of the Middle Weight top 10. Spitting, sensitive, sandy Brits (MB) need not apply.
Nerdsole Wars; X Box 4 life.
From Wiki:
Hepatitis A (formerly known as infectious hepatitis) is an acute infectious disease of the liver caused by the hepatitis A virus (HAV),1 which is transmitted person-to-person by ingestion of contaminated food or water or through direct contact with an infectious person. Tens of millions of individuals worldwide are estimated to become infected with HAV each year.2 The time between infection and the appearance of the symptoms (the incubation period) is between two and six weeks and the average incubation period is 28 days.3
In developing countries, and in regions with poor hygiene standards, the incidence of infection with this virus is high4 and the illness is usually contracted in early childhood. As incomes rise and access to clean water increases, the incidence of HAV decreases.5 Hepatitis A infection causes no clinical signs and symptoms in over 90% of infected children and since the infection confers lifelong immunity, the disease is of no special significance to those infected early in life. In Europe, the United States and other industrialized countries, on the other hand, the infection is contracted primarily by susceptible young adults, most of whom are infected with the virus during trips to countries with a high incidence of the disease3 or through contact with infectious persons.
HAV infection produces a self-limited disease that does not result in chronic infection or chronic liver disease. However, 10%–15% of patients might experience a relapse of symptoms during the 6 months after acute illness. Acute liver failure from Hepatitis A is rare (overall case-fatality rate: 0.5%). The risk for symptomatic infection is directly related to age, with >80% of adults having symptoms compatible with acute viral hepatitis and the majority of children having either asymptomatic or unrecognized infection.6 Antibody produced in response to HAV infection persists for life and confers protection against reinfection. The disease can be prevented by vaccination, and hepatitis A vaccine has been proven effective in controlling outbreaks worldwide.3
Jon Jones vs Rampage Jackson!! Make it happen. Yes, I dislike Rampage that much.
he lives in brazil...
that’s all i have to say about that. O and the fact he eats other peoples feet… brazilian feet
by steady2wheels on Apr 25, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope he recovers though.
I’m not that big of a dick to not wish him well.
@fjbar on twitter...formerly El Mexicutioner
God will help him
I told you kids Rua was gonna run through Jones, but no one listened. The hype train has made its last stop, and the "mighty" Jon Jones has fallen. Shogun tore him up with his muay thai, and dominated in every aspect of the fight. He came in fully prepared and got the job done, like I knew he would. Still the greatest p4p of all time. And STILL UFC LHW Champ, Mauricio Shogun Rua.
by danago on Apr 25, 2011 7:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
God ever helped him win the title.
So he sure as fuck isn’t gonna help him through his. Maybe his body will heal without the help of god…
Jake shields sucks
He didn’t win the title because it want meant to be, everything happens for a reason I’m sure.
I told you kids Rua was gonna run through Jones, but no one listened. The hype train has made its last stop, and the "mighty" Jon Jones has fallen. Shogun tore him up with his muay thai, and dominated in every aspect of the fight. He came in fully prepared and got the job done, like I knew he would. Still the greatest p4p of all time. And STILL UFC LHW Champ, Mauricio Shogun Rua.
by danago on Apr 25, 2011 7:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
"Everything happens for a reason" is the dumbest fucking thing to say!!!
Things have to happen. If they didn’t than we wouldn’t exist. Nothing would! The retarded shit that people say. I swear, I don’t know how some people get through life.
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
Things don’t have to happen, god makes them happen. God is the power, I get through life with the help of the Lord and so do you.
I told you kids Rua was gonna run through Jones, but no one listened. The hype train has made its last stop, and the "mighty" Jon Jones has fallen. Shogun tore him up with his muay thai, and dominated in every aspect of the fight. He came in fully prepared and got the job done, like I knew he would. Still the greatest p4p of all time. And STILL UFC LHW Champ, Mauricio Shogun Rua.
by danago on Apr 25, 2011 7:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You're just not listening.
God is on record for saying Rua would get smashed by Jones and that Toney didn’t have a chance against Couture yet what did you do? You went against him and he is pretty pissed at you.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character
-Tom Wolf
Not really. He prayed to Jesus last night and this was the image he saw:
Ok Takashi what do you got?
I sink I have a frush.
What the fuck is a frush?
A frush.
Oh, well I got two 7's and two 7's beats a frush.
Oh sank a you!
by arm.bar.bandit on Apr 25, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Everything happens for a reason man. Praise the lord.
I told you kids Rua was gonna run through Jones, but no one listened. The hype train has made its last stop, and the "mighty" Jon Jones has fallen. Shogun tore him up with his muay thai, and dominated in every aspect of the fight. He came in fully prepared and got the job done, like I knew he would. Still the greatest p4p of all time. And STILL UFC LHW Champ, Mauricio Shogun Rua.
by danago on Apr 25, 2011 7:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Everything happens for a reason.
One of my favorite phrases. It’s a “valid” explanation for just about any scenario life throws at you.
My other favorite is “I’m just doing my job, sir.”
Riiiight. Bet some of the Nazis said that too before opening fire.
Ok Takashi what do you got?
I sink I have a frush.
What the fuck is a frush?
A frush.
Oh, well I got two 7's and two 7's beats a frush.
Oh sank a you!
by arm.bar.bandit on Apr 25, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s invalid sir, god is looking down on us all.
I told you kids Rua was gonna run through Jones, but no one listened. The hype train has made its last stop, and the "mighty" Jon Jones has fallen. Shogun tore him up with his muay thai, and dominated in every aspect of the fight. He came in fully prepared and got the job done, like I knew he would. Still the greatest p4p of all time. And STILL UFC LHW Champ, Mauricio Shogun Rua.
by danago on Apr 25, 2011 7:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I hope so Dan, I really do.
Is he seeing me when I’m jacking off? That would be weird. I bet I make some funny faces
Ok Takashi what do you got?
I sink I have a frush.
What the fuck is a frush?
A frush.
Oh, well I got two 7's and two 7's beats a frush.
Oh sank a you!
by arm.bar.bandit on Apr 25, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
He is
And you must stop that mate, that’s a sin. God is looking down and reaching out to us all.
I told you kids Rua was gonna run through Jones, but no one listened. The hype train has made its last stop, and the "mighty" Jon Jones has fallen. Shogun tore him up with his muay thai, and dominated in every aspect of the fight. He came in fully prepared and got the job done, like I knew he would. Still the greatest p4p of all time. And STILL UFC LHW Champ, Mauricio Shogun Rua.
by danago on Apr 25, 2011 7:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
as long as HIS hands are warm...
The good Lord can cup my balls any day..
"Well, people get attached. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attached to the other things. Sight, sound, sex, money, mirages, mothers, masturbation, murder, and Monday morning hangovers." - Charles Bukowski
by Fat Daddy Doobs on Apr 25, 2011 8:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I can't finish unless I think the lord is watching
Scottidog likes an audience.
How many sleeps until UFC 129????? I think I'll just start drinking now....
by Scottidog on Apr 25, 2011 8:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
lol.
Jon " Bones " Jones new light heavyweight champion. Even if Jones got struck flush in the face he would recover and defeat whoever is in front of him. I told everyone the fight would be easy. Almost felt sorry for Rua. Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz is near the peak of his career. 2 more fights and then he fights for UFC Glory. The Wolfman. The most popular man on Mania and the Elder Statesman on all things MMA.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Apr 25, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
That sucks
Hope he has a speedy recovery
How many sleeps until UFC 129????? I think I'll just start drinking now....
I would like to offer to tap his wife while he's pissing flames
i’m nurturing like that
Ok Takashi what do you got?
I sink I have a frush.
What the fuck is a frush?
A frush.
Oh, well I got two 7's and two 7's beats a frush.
Oh sank a you!
by arm.bar.bandit on Apr 25, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I want to help
I’m more than willing to pitch in there as well.
Literally.
How many sleeps until UFC 129????? I think I'll just start drinking now....
making fun of someone with an illness
Bad karma. Hope he makes a speedy recovery he has been through a lot in his life. All he needs is 1 arm to defeat akiyama
by ElStIkO on Apr 25, 2011 7:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
What’s karma
I told you kids Rua was gonna run through Jones, but no one listened. The hype train has made its last stop, and the "mighty" Jon Jones has fallen. Shogun tore him up with his muay thai, and dominated in every aspect of the fight. He came in fully prepared and got the job done, like I knew he would. Still the greatest p4p of all time. And STILL UFC LHW Champ, Mauricio Shogun Rua.
by danago on Apr 25, 2011 7:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i hope you get aids and have to have your testicles removed with a road flare.
Ok Takashi what do you got?
I sink I have a frush.
What the fuck is a frush?
A frush.
Oh, well I got two 7's and two 7's beats a frush.
Oh sank a you!
by arm.bar.bandit on Apr 25, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That's how Freddy Mercury died.
True story
How many sleeps until UFC 129????? I think I'll just start drinking now....
that's not funny that exact same thing happened to my uncle
by ElStIkO on Apr 25, 2011 7:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
with a road flare?
Ok Takashi what do you got?
I sink I have a frush.
What the fuck is a frush?
A frush.
Oh, well I got two 7's and two 7's beats a frush.
Oh sank a you!
by arm.bar.bandit on Apr 25, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
ya road flare and all
Its actually quite common. We still love our aunt Tom though
by ElStIkO on Apr 25, 2011 8:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
lost an uncle...
But gained an auntie?
"Well, people get attached. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attached to the other things. Sight, sound, sex, money, mirages, mothers, masturbation, murder, and Monday morning hangovers." - Charles Bukowski
by Fat Daddy Doobs on Apr 25, 2011 8:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It wasn't to you, you illiterate fuck
Vitor just LOST a spelling bee.
But I agree. Unless he wants God to get cate off him.
Believers please keep your religion.....to yourself.
LOLOLOL
I was like, wow, what’s up jay’s ass tonight? Hope it ain’t Hep A.
But it turns out I had a typo in an inopportune spot… lol
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no worries, I actually did lol at it too when I saw what I typed.
I’m doing a little of that myself at the moment….
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Go to the Batista thread and join the party!
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth." - Stephen King
i hope he recovers soon and gets a good fight
i wasn’t too thrilled about his match with Akiyama.
Probably ate his wifes ass and she didnt clean well Brazilians are all about the booooty
If you dont like drugs then dont do them.....give them to me!
It's a pic from 1st episode of new season airing this week
It’s called HUMANCENTiPAD and is about Apple introducing its newest product, I shit you not. Should be an instant classic!
by Captain Ernesto on Apr 26, 2011 12:43 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh haha, awesome! I figured I would have remembered, since I've seen every south park
Great news, I had no idea it was coming back already. Can’t wait!
Fedor.
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Don’t be nice to him. Tell him you’re going to do dirty things to his pets or something.
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