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Dumb Drunken Friday Thread



What's up children. So, I just woke up, I drank way too much last night, and I'm currently paying for it. No great story or anything, just a lot of alcohol. It's Friday, so I have no class, and I have nothing to do until Red Sox Opening Day. I thought this would be the perfect time for me to start up a Friday thread so we can talk about anything and everything. So I'll start it off. Since I don't have any great stories from last night, and since I need more words for this fanpost, I figured I'd post one of my best drunken stories of all time - my first and only one night stand.

So the night started off normally. Freshman year, college frat party at an apartment complex, went out with just one of my other guy friends and two girls. Party was alright, nothing special, but it was a good enough time. So at one point I'm standing on line to take a piss, and this girl I know stumbles out of the bathroom. She hugs my boy that I went with, and then give me a hug...and lingers. So I was like "hmmmm..." I kept talking to her a little bit, and sure enough, in her drunken state that night, she was into me. Not the BEST looking girl in the world, but not ugly either, she was a solid 6 lol, so I went for it. So we're making out a little bit at the party and she bails to go play a drinking game. That was fine with me, so I just went about the rest of my night at the party. As I was leaving though, I said goodbye to her, and she was like, "let me come with you." What am I gonna say, no? So we go back to campus and we get out of the car and she asks me if I wanna go back to my room. I said that both of my roommates were asleep and that I'd rather go to hers if we could. Her response was, "I don't have any condoms at my room." Game on. I told her to come back to my room with me so I could grab one and then we'd go back to hers. Got condom, back to her room, we did our thing, and went to sleep. The story gets hilarious the next morning. So I wake up next to this girl and her roommate had come back while we were asleep I guess, and was now awake getting ready for class. I had never spoken to her roommate with more than a hello before, so needless to say, this was slightly awkward. Her roommate asks me if we had sex, I said yes, and she just smiles, gives me this really cheesy thumbs up and says "Nice!" Thanks for your approval, I guess. I guess through the commotion of us talking, my girl wakes up. She rolls out of bed, makes ZERO attempt to put clothes on, walks over to the mirror, brushes her hair, and gets right back in bed. At this point, me AND her roommate are cracking up. She, somewhat drunkenly, yells for us to stop laughing at her. Her roommate goes to class and says "You two kids have fun." It's at this point that my girl asks me if we had sex last night. The thoughts of a date rape charge dancing through my head, I say yes. She says that she thought so, and then, the highlight of my year, asks me, verbatim "Can we do it again so I really remember it?" And that we did, and I had a great day.

Anyway, I'm well over the fanpost minimum now, so I'm gonna post this bad boy. Friday thread people, go wild!

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