Chan Sung Jung submits Leonard Garcia with a never-before-seen (inside the Octagon) "twister" at UFC Fight Night 24 (Pic). "The Korean Zombie" learned the technique watching Eddie Bravo on YouTube, saying that he practiced it often because it "just looks fun." Indeed.
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that looked painful
Lol….my wife says…..ewwwww his bellybutton is stretching the wrong way….
Garcia was twisted up like a pretzel.
I bet he’s stiff and sore this morning
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by Scottidog on Mar 27, 2011 10:11 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
that's called the tennessee tornado.
trailer park favorite.
I have a boner for Bones, the biggest, most well-endowed fighter ever to grace the cage. Jon’s stunning display of wrestling and unorthodox striking compels me to mark this day as the official start of the Bones Jones ERA. Jon not only is a role model for children, with his turning in filthy drug dealers and users to the authorities, but he is also the most humble champion in the history of the UFC. I should have listened to Ulf.
by arm.bar.bandit on Mar 27, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
is that like a Texas Chili Bowl?
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by Scottidog on Mar 27, 2011 11:00 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
there's 2 listed definitions, scotti:
1. First you need an industrial fan, bust your nut into the fan and it will blow all over her face. At this point you empty a bag of chicken feathers into the fan and watch them stick all over her face. Tadaa, Tennessee Tornado.
2. Like the angry dragon except you make her gag with your penis and then she throws up everywhere kind of like a tornado.
I have a boner for Bones, the biggest, most well-endowed fighter ever to grace the cage. Jon’s stunning display of wrestling and unorthodox striking compels me to mark this day as the official start of the Bones Jones ERA. Jon not only is a role model for children, with his turning in filthy drug dealers and users to the authorities, but he is also the most humble champion in the history of the UFC. I should have listened to Ulf.
by arm.bar.bandit on Mar 27, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
This move is a variation of the Texas Titty Twister, a.k.a. the Purple Nurple.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
Not to be confused with the Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erick
i see what you did there
by HellaHectic on Mar 27, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
hey abb thanks
Now I know what to get your Mom for Christmas….lol
Sorry man, it was there.
Google is a dangerous resource in your hands, dude. That was truly gross :)
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by Scottidog on Mar 27, 2011 5:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
my mom's a good sport.
and she keeps an industrial size fan and bag o feathers in the garage.
I have a boner for Bones, the biggest, most well-endowed fighter ever to grace the cage. Jon’s stunning display of wrestling and unorthodox striking compels me to mark this day as the official start of the Bones Jones ERA. Jon not only is a role model for children, with his turning in filthy drug dealers and users to the authorities, but he is also the most humble champion in the history of the UFC. I should have listened to Ulf.
by arm.bar.bandit on Mar 27, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
my mom keeps my DAD in the garage
And the help are a bunch of live in, well hung, shirtless 19 year old Tahitian boys.
I hate having Thanksgiving at her house.
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by Scottidog on Mar 27, 2011 10:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
sick submission
I’ll try that 1 at my BJJ class
Anticipation has a habit to set you up for disappointment
Was really surprised to see that...
Looks so dangerous though with his neck his cranked and his spine manipulated like that.
Very impressive... I think he should get a lil extra bonus as well for it..
by Moses6787 on Mar 27, 2011 10:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Agree
If you pull off a finish that hasn’t been done yet at this point, you deserve a couple extra bucks. You know Dana is going to be using this vid over and over.
Don't make sig bets with StrikerDave.
put up the money pool results.
If you spell Ndamukong Suh in Scrabble, you win. Forever...
by DetroitDrew1980 on Mar 27, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I am at work. I can't get on playground here.
Gonna have to wait an hour or two.
Don't make sig bets with StrikerDave.
since when do pimps have limited computer abilities?
I have a boner for Bones, the biggest, most well-endowed fighter ever to grace the cage. Jon’s stunning display of wrestling and unorthodox striking compels me to mark this day as the official start of the Bones Jones ERA. Jon not only is a role model for children, with his turning in filthy drug dealers and users to the authorities, but he is also the most humble champion in the history of the UFC. I should have listened to Ulf.
by arm.bar.bandit on Mar 27, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
They have really great blocks here.
My IT guy can’t even get on playground from here (we’ve tried).
Don't make sig bets with StrikerDave.
Tell your boss you suffer from FNED:
Frequent Necessary Ejaculation Disorder. You can die if you’re not allowed to release unnecessarily stored semen in your testicles. Tell the boss that you need an unblocked internet connection, a 5 minute break every half hour, and a box of dixie cups
I have a boner for Bones, the biggest, most well-endowed fighter ever to grace the cage. Jon’s stunning display of wrestling and unorthodox striking compels me to mark this day as the official start of the Bones Jones ERA. Jon not only is a role model for children, with his turning in filthy drug dealers and users to the authorities, but he is also the most humble champion in the history of the UFC. I should have listened to Ulf.
by arm.bar.bandit on Mar 27, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
This is why I work for myself.
I have a boner for Bones, the biggest, most well-endowed fighter ever to grace the cage. Jon’s stunning display of wrestling and unorthodox striking compels me to mark this day as the official start of the Bones Jones ERA. Jon not only is a role model for children, with his turning in filthy drug dealers and users to the authorities, but he is also the most humble champion in the history of the UFC. I should have listened to Ulf.
by arm.bar.bandit on Mar 27, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I used this same excuse to get him to caress my balls every 20 minutes
He’ll think something is up.
Don't make sig bets with StrikerDave.
fuck working sundays.
If you spell Ndamukong Suh in Scrabble, you win. Forever...
by DetroitDrew1980 on Mar 27, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
It was double time
And free meals. Not a bad deal to sit on Mania in the morning after a fight.
Don't make sig bets with StrikerDave.
I’m working today, and all I get is straight hourly pay. Fucking bullshit.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
My standard work week is 57 hours. I get time and a half for everything past 40, but it still sucks balls. I’m up for another job that will pay more for 40 hours than I make here in 60 with no nights or weekends.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
Is the potential job with another company?
You’re an IT guy right? Our guy works crazy hours as well. He’s compensated well but I wouldn’t work his hours.
He’s salary and I laugh at him on weekends because I finally make more than him (or as much).
Good luck with the hours. I wouldn’t go back to working over 40 regularly.
Don't make sig bets with StrikerDave.
Different company, different industry. Honestly, I have no idea how I even got my current job. I had no prior experience that said I would be good at it. Should I get this new job, I will increase my pay, decrease my commute from 27 miles one way to 9, decrease my hours to 57 or more to 40, decrease my weekends spent working from all to none, and actually get some benefits.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
I would be going back to copy editing, which i did for about 10 years before doing insurance things for the last three, so it’s not a brand-new thing for me. I should hear something Monday and be able to leave my current job pretty quickly.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
i guess the working man is a sucker
im about to see if I can hustle someone in nhl 2007……. you know he video game
that submission is actually banned at a lot of grappling for that very reason.
spinal submissions can be very dangerous.
I haven't checked this one out
Good to know. I still don’t see how it could be that painful. Gotta see an instructional.
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you got to be fucking kidding me!~ that shitt looked very painful.. who taps with one second on the clock?? a guy in unimaginable pain..
I haven’t checked this one out Good to know. I still don’t see how it could be that painful. Gotta see an instructional.
Jonny Bones Jones is one bad mother fucker!~
if shogun can't test him, can anyone?
by stinky~fingers on Mar 27, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm actually surprised that was a legal submission
Innovative stuff from the Zombie but that was a brutal submission, could see it causing serious spinal and neck damage if locked in for too long.
"AS’ skill levels are slightly higher than GSP’s"
"AS is definitely number one. He doesn’t lose and has shown that he will find a way to sub the best wrestlers."
Jay and I never expected to see him admit this.
i got a feeling that the pain would be real bad for anybody to hang in their more than a couple of seconds
LJ was right! I should have known that having the same pick as John G. and danago was a mistake. Jon Jones is the greatest LHW on the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah,
I’m pretty sure The Good Fight doesn’t allow the Twister.
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yeh i just watched a vid with Eddie Bravo attempting it in competition, he got stopped and had to release it
LJ was right! I should have known that having the same pick as John G. and danago was a mistake. Jon Jones is the greatest LHW on the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so ironic that bjorn was on top of the world just a few short hours before saying they had sub of the year in there lhw fight.
If you spell Ndamukong Suh in Scrabble, you win. Forever...
by DetroitDrew1980 on Mar 27, 2011 10:31 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
come on. the inverted is last years news. the twister is so 2011....
If you spell Ndamukong Suh in Scrabble, you win. Forever...
by DetroitDrew1980 on Mar 27, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
There was one last night, wasn't there? I was watching this Bellator event before UFN24 started I thought it was live
The triangle was the SOBN.
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yeah but its been done. they had one a few seasons prior.
If you spell Ndamukong Suh in Scrabble, you win. Forever...
by DetroitDrew1980 on Mar 27, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't remember seeing this twister move get a finish before last night
But I remember Joe saying it was the first time it happened in the UFC as opposed to MMA. I figured someone has done this also just somewhere else. I haven’t looked it up, but I remember seeing a few attempts recently.
Don't make sig bets with StrikerDave.
ive never seen the twister, but the standing invertyed super triangle was done a few seasons ago on bellator.
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by DetroitDrew1980 on Mar 27, 2011 1:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I know they mentioned that 13 times.
They think the highlight tapes they now own are going to make them money. UFC owns those tapes whenever the fuck they want. The LHW tourney going right now isn’t really interesting to me. I missed the Gracie fight though, don’t tell me the results, I’m trying to find the clip without results.
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MY JIU-JITSU COACH PULLED OFF THE FIRST EVER TWISTER. GERALD STREBENDT, FUCKING BOSS.
and god said to abraham "you must get melvin manhoef to deal with these bitches"
by theoregonduck on Mar 28, 2011 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Toby Imada did it i think
LJ was right! I should have known that having the same pick as John G. and danago was a mistake. Jon Jones is the greatest LHW on the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was wondering what the hell he was doing when he give up 1 of the hooks
I thought he made a mistake at first
Anticipation has a habit to set you up for disappointment
this right here is why mma is so exciting..
i did not even know what to think…and with one fricken second left…too good man!! he was hesitating his tap, but it must of felt like he was gonna get his head snapped off or his back broken..that right there is one hell of a wicked sub!!
Yup, this is an example of an entertaining fight on the ground (when it got there)!
But if you criticize the last 2 rounds of the Johnson/Hardy fight the “intellectuals” on here call you an unappreciative Neanderthal…
"Matt Serra has unwittingly changed the face of MMA forever, with his KO of GSP he heralded the "Safe Win" era and all are starting to jump on that bandwagon. Good for them bad for the majority of us brain-dead fans who don’t appreciate the intricacies of man laying on man action." - Jimrod 3/27/11 (Post Johnson/Hardy "Fight").
AJ vs Anderson silva.
They walk around at the same weight. AJ will have a better gas tank. He also has the wrestling ability that is needed to beat Andy.
I have a boner for Bones, the biggest, most well-endowed fighter ever to grace the cage. Jon’s stunning display of wrestling and unorthodox striking compels me to mark this day as the official start of the Bones Jones ERA. Jon not only is a role model for children, with his turning in filthy drug dealers and users to the authorities, but he is also the most humble champion in the history of the UFC. I should have listened to Ulf.
by arm.bar.bandit on Mar 27, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
are boston crabs...
technically allowed in the ufc? i mean if you could apply one, lol…..i 1st thought the neck was taking most of the stress in the twister, then i saw the spine. that looks like a dangerous sub..well dangerous for a sub…looks like a back could be broken with enough pressure
"eat shit." billions of flies cant be wrong
Yes, as are The Sharpshooter, the Figure-4 and The Walls of Jericho. The People’s Elbow is legal too as long as you don’t go 12-6 with it.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
by P-Dub on Mar 27, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If anyone hit the People's elbow I would shit a brick
Narcisist aka: Alberto Martinez, former owner of URDirt.com.
I looked up boston crab in the urban dictionary. you are a sick man, salam:
When a man hunches over a woman and eats her out, though from behind. That is, she’s lying on her stomach and he’s crouched over her back, pulling her legs up, naturally, to eat her out more easily. She may or may not be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask while he does this.
I have a boner for Bones, the biggest, most well-endowed fighter ever to grace the cage. Jon’s stunning display of wrestling and unorthodox striking compels me to mark this day as the official start of the Bones Jones ERA. Jon not only is a role model for children, with his turning in filthy drug dealers and users to the authorities, but he is also the most humble champion in the history of the UFC. I should have listened to Ulf.
by arm.bar.bandit on Mar 27, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
It was a sick submission
But it’s done all the time in highschool wrestling it’s called a guilotine , exept you aren’t allowed to crank the neck as hard
by Tower on Mar 27, 2011 11:15 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Erm, is a guillotine in wrestling somehow different to the MMA one then?
Because I think there’s a pretty well established “guillotine” move already… ;)
"Matt Serra has unwittingly changed the face of MMA forever, with his KO of GSP he heralded the "Safe Win" era and all are starting to jump on that bandwagon. Good for them bad for the majority of us brain-dead fans who don’t appreciate the intricacies of man laying on man action." - Jimrod 3/27/11 (Post Johnson/Hardy "Fight").
It is different in wrestling, because the mma guillotine is non-existent in wrestling because 1. You can choke someone out and 2. You never wanna be on your back.
The guilotine in wrestling is used to get back point and or pin , see how both of garcias shoulder blades are on the mat , that sir is a beautiful pin in highschool:)
by Tower on Mar 27, 2011 11:30 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Gotcha :)
Not much in the way of wrestling taught over in these parts (as becomes more obvious every time a British fighter is matched with an American one! ) :)
"Matt Serra has unwittingly changed the face of MMA forever, with his KO of GSP he heralded the "Safe Win" era and all are starting to jump on that bandwagon. Good for them bad for the majority of us brain-dead fans who don’t appreciate the intricacies of man laying on man action." - Jimrod 3/27/11 (Post Johnson/Hardy "Fight").
jimrod
You have one of your quotes as your sig? That’s weird. Great quote, though.
Don't make sig bets with StrikerDave.
same for you jay.
some serious truth there
I have a boner for Bones, the biggest, most well-endowed fighter ever to grace the cage. Jon’s stunning display of wrestling and unorthodox striking compels me to mark this day as the official start of the Bones Jones ERA. Jon not only is a role model for children, with his turning in filthy drug dealers and users to the authorities, but he is also the most humble champion in the history of the UFC. I should have listened to Ulf.
by arm.bar.bandit on Mar 27, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Needlessly insulting to the Welsh, don’t you think?
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
Cheers Jay,
It is a bit weird but after I wrote it I thought I may as well use it as a sig so I don’t have to say the same shit over and over again – hasn’t stopped me so far though :)
"Matt Serra has unwittingly changed the face of MMA forever, with his KO of GSP he heralded the "Safe Win" era and all are starting to jump on that bandwagon. Good for them bad for the majority of us brain-dead fans who don’t appreciate the intricacies of man laying on man action." - Jimrod 3/27/11 (Post Johnson/Hardy "Fight").
It is a really great post.
Gotta nominate it for QOTW if it ever comes back. So much truth in one post. I think about the same thing all the time.
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thanks for clarifying
just posted before i read this.
i just cant believe he pulled it off by watching videos online lol
i knew it was a 10th planet sub, but i have no idea how to even set that up…i figured he went out to cali and trained with eddie, not watched it on submissions.com or w/e its called lol
Shogun Rua, P4P best...danago called it
I was there LIVE
8 row’s from the cage. It was so sweet to see it up close. I so glad UFC came to Seattle, & we broke the record for UFN attendance. I was pullin for TKZ. Awesome sub.
Gerald Strebendt, my BJJ instructor pulled off the very first twister in mma
the dude has showed it to us a few times for shits and gigs, and fuck not a fun submission to be put in.
and god said to abraham "you must get melvin manhoef to deal with these bitches"
Personally, I've never heard of the 'twister' position. It does not look like it would be a pose for anyone. Have you ever used it?
Closest I’ve seen to this move was the neck crank
never have hit it while rolling, but i've practiced it before. tough move to get, odd position to end up in
and god said to abraham "you must get melvin manhoef to deal with these bitches"
by theoregonduck on Mar 29, 2011 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions
It's not a twister and eddie bravo didn't make it up... The Guillotine Wrestling Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gu0gERCIJE
i’m not sure why some are mesmerized by this scholastic/folk style wrestling move. i was extremely annoyed that eddie bravo “made it up” and said he called it the “twister”… it’s actually called a guillotine and has been around for 35 years. it’s part of the leg ride series. if you go to any jr high or high school weekend wrestling tournament you’ll see it done a lot.
someone else also mentioned this earlier
sorry for not seeing it.
look eddie is the one who calls it the guillotine in all his videos. jean jaques machado is the one who named it the twister, because eddie learned the move when he was a high school wrestler and called it the guillotine. however, since there was already
a guillotine in bjj, machado called it the twister. hence the twister was made.
and god said to abraham "you must get melvin manhoef to deal with these bitches"
by theoregonduck on Mar 29, 2011 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions
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