The final week of the FFB regular season is just about in the books. All that’s left is a game tonight between the Jaguars and Chargers.

Let’s first take a look at the Top 5 Fantasy Performers for the week:

1. Cam Newton – 40 points – ViolentMike
2. Aaron Rodgers – 39 points – The General
3. Percy Harvin – 36 points – ViolentMike
4. Pierre Garcon – 36 points – mmachamp’s bench
5. Ray Rice – 32 points – Dragay

And now a look at this week’s matchups:

ViolentMike – 181* (Maurice Jones Drew)

Buster Bluth – 101 (Ryan Matthews)

Wow, what a big weekend for me!!! Winner of the TUF event in the money pool, moved into 3rd place overall and am well within striking distance to win it all, won $19 from freenow by winning a bet on Dodson, high scorer for the week in FFB, clinched a playoff birth as the four seed, and came on Gina Carano’s fat face. (All but one of those things actually happened, can you guess which?) Cam had 3 rushing TD and a 27 yard reception. Did I mention that he plays QUARTERBACK! When I hear the word "stud", I first think of A.C. Slater, and then I think of Cam Newton. Harvin (36) and McCoy (28) both had big games as well, but Cam (40) had the performance of week. Marshawn Lynch had a big game for Buster and his Cincinnati Def put up -1 but in the end, it didn’t matter because he would have needed a miracle to beat me this week. This is the time of the season you want your team to be hot, not week 4.

DetroitDrew – 149*

Ulf Murphy – 99 (Nick Novak)

A kicker can put up 50, right? Nope, your season is over Murph Dog, thanks for playing. Rob Gronkowski had yet another stellar game with 29 points to lead Drew’s team while Ulf’s Jerome Simpson laid a goose egg. With this win and a mmachamp loss, Drew moves into the top seed in Division 2 and earned a bye

Deuce – 135*

NickDiazfan – 128

Deuce ends the season on a 4 game winning streak but falls just shy of the playoffs. Great effort, and thanks for not giving up. Deuce’s team was lead by Shonn Greene’s 31 points which made up for Blount’s 1 pointer. He couldn’t even put up a deuce for you? Diaz’s team pretty much played to its projections minus a disappointing game from Megatron. Looks like I’ll be seeing you in round one of the playoffs Nicky!

The General – 121 (Antonio Gates)

Jay – 109 (Mike Thomas)

I expect The General to hold onto the win here, but if he plans of advancing to the Super Bowl, his team better really step their game up if he wishes to compete with the likes of mine or Drew’s teams. The Giants/Packers game yielded the top two performers of this matchup as Geno’s Aaron Rodgers put up 39 and Jay’s newest man crush Hakeem Nicks put up 28.

Dragay – 110 (Phillip Rivers and Mike Tolbert)

Puck Head – 91 (Vincent Jackson)

This game was completely meaningless Better luck next year, fags.

Kevjack – 121*

mmachamp – 88

mmachamp’s high score the past 3 weeks is 112 and he just lost to Kevin who was on an 11 game losing streak (I kid you not). He can’t be too happy about the past few weeks and he just lost Matt Forte for 2 - 4 weeks, IE the rest of the FFB season and lost the first round bye.

AND LASTLY, a sneak peak at the matchups for the wildcard round! (unless for some odd reason by math is completely off)

3. mmachamp vs 6. Buster Bluth

4. ViolentMike vs 5. NickDiazfan

And 1. The General and 2. DetroitDrew are both on bye.

Daddy Mac will make you

JUMP! JUMP!

Alright, so week 13 is complete as is our regular season.

And here are the FINAL score:

ViolentMike - 212

Buster Bluth - 121

Deuce - 135

NickDiazfan - 128

Dragay - 147

Puck Head - 108

DetroitDrew - 149

Ulf Murphy - 107

The General - 134

jay - 113

mmachamp - 88

kevjack - 121

And now a look at our final regular season standings:

Alright, so that means we have reached the playoffs.

via gifsoup.com

Yup, that's right, we are talking about playoffs!

Geno was able to hold onto the overall one seed, a first round bye, and win the regular season points championship, earning him $75. Hey bud, your check is in the mail, but rumors have it that it might take a month and half to get there…

Drew lead all of Division 2 and also earrned a bye. Good thing he has a bye too, because he probably would have started Miles "Barbero" Austin only to see if pull up lame and exit the game early.

The #3 seed, mmachamp, will be facing the #6 seed, Buster Bluth, in the wildcard round. Currently, mmachamp is projecting to win 120 to 111.

And in the other wilcard matchup we feature much better teams with the #4 seed, ViolentMike, taking on the #5 seed, NickDiazfan. Currently ViolentMike is projecting 138 and NickDiazfan is projecting 126. Don't be scared, homie!

As for the NFL games this week, we once again have a Thursday game and its between the Steelers and the Browns. Ain't nobody starting any of the schleps from Cleveland, and only mmachamp is starting a Steeler. Mmachamp is starting Ben Roethlisburger. Now, mmachamp, if he happens to put up a big 40 point game, please don't get so excited that you find yourself raping Dragay in the men's room. And remember, next time all you gotta do is ask, he will gladly consent.

And lastly, Kevin, its been fun.

UPDATE NUMBER 2:

Here are the final regular season standings for the B League: