Wounded and afraid, Junie Browning pleads his case from secret International hideout
The saga continues.
Exiled UFC fighter Junie Browning, who is being sought by Phuket police in Thailand for his participation in a bar-room brawl that carried over to a local hospital, went on the lam last week to avoid a hit put out on him by the mafia, who threatened to kill him if he doesn't meet their financial demands.
"The Lunatik" is currently holed up in an International safehouse as he plots his next move.
He was originally seeking extradition via the United States Embassy; however, his new priority is to get immediate medical attention to treat the wounds suffered in his attack, which have left him in "severe pain" with "fainting and dizzy spells and severe head trauma."
Here it straight from Browning (via The Phuket Gazette) after the jump.
"Being US citizens in a foreign country we were terrified and had to act quickly. With these threats in mind we made a plan. I went to hide while my girlfriend stayed behind to pack and arrange travel out of the city. Keep in mind, we left behind a house we have rented through May, a dog we left in a friend's care, and numerous personal belongings. Approximately one hour later I was picked up by taxi and we headed out of Phuket. Four hours later we arrived in Krabi to stay the night in a hotel and figure out what to do. The next day I received two separate phone calls from MJ Castro (which I was informed is not her real name) and Simon Menzies saying that we needed to pay several hundred thousand baht or they would continue to hunt us. In addition, Facebook messages and phone calls flooded in from friends and acquaintances telling us we were in big trouble and needed to get back to the US quickly and, again, to speak to no one. They instructed us to attempt to cross the Malaysian border and get on the first flight home. At this point we packed again and boarded a mini van to Hatyai. We booked a hotel and paid for two tickets on the 9am bus to Kuala Lumpur, still unsure of what we should do. While in Hatyai, we contacted the US Embassy, still afraid to tell anyone of our location. We did not want to flee the situation, but needed to confide in people we could trust. We were told not to use our phones or internet to avoid any chance of the wrong people discovering our location. I was contacted by a friend from the United States who had previously lived in Bangkok and was able to arrange transport from friends of his with protection to the US Embassy. To this point I have been unable to seek the medical attention that I desperately need. My vision in my right eye is impaired, I am in severe pain, I am going through fainting and dizzy spells, and have severe head trauma. We had to use the internet to try to figure out how to deal with it on our own. My girlfriend has been dressing my wounds and at night sets an alarm every two hours to wake me up. She asks me simple questions and checks my eyes to make sure I am coherent and stable. All we are asking for is help from people we can trust which brings us here now. We are victims of a viscous assault and attempt on our lives. We are seeking the assistance of the US Embassy and I want to clear my name of the wrong-doing I was accused of."
Read his entire account here.
Browning (4-5) has lost four straight fights, including a submission defeat to Jacob Clark at MMA Fight Pit: "Genesis" last August in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Anyone out there sympathetic to his recent troubles? Or is he the victim of karma? Who's ready to donate money to the "Save Junie" campaign? Tee shirts? Flyers?
More on this developing story here.
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Yup....
I mean at what point are we going to wake up in the AM this week and see his picture on the news?
He is so F’d until he gets out of there…..
Scary
and the worst part is
the news will lead off with “Troubled UFC fighter……”
Jon Jones opponent's don't gas, he just beats the will out of them.
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by ShivanTiger on Dec 19, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
Everyone sing along!
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can’t be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
At least I am better than kevjack at making picks. I am satisfied with that.
Bangkok, Oriental city...
This is the most loneliest sport in the world. Fighting is nothing like no other - Tito
well well, i can certainly for sure say mister dumbass Junie Browning did not compose this message
It’s too articulate for someone like him to write it. Just compare it with his previous message(s). This guy is a liar.
Sounds a little to legit almost can’t make this shit up
by ClinchKing on Dec 19, 2011 11:49 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Thats the problem with guys like him
he shits all over everyone and acts so discusting that everybody thinks hes a clown. Now he seems to be in a legit pile of shit and no cares because hes such a jerk. From what Ive seen and heard from Junie since being on TUF my guess would be that he started the whole thing and is now crying wolf. Not to mention going to these places can be very dangerous, then you throw him into the mix and look what you get. Dont know what to think of this one!
It's hard to say.
He left a lot of details out on what pissed off the attackers. I’m sure he played a big part in the problem but he seems to be more on the victim side of this.
tkotom TKO'd me in the first round.
by Cyclonejoker on Dec 19, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
I assume that whoevers jaws/orbitals he broke happened to be people associated with the "mafia"
Or at least that’s what he’s implying IMO.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
No expert but
If he is this much trouble maybe he should stop posting his travel schedule online, just sayin. This guy doesnt seem like a very smart person.
Not like anyone believes him anyways... this is a typical example of wolf crying
20$ on money pool season with kg12 as well as VM, on who finishes higher.
He's a typical american give him a break...j/k
Seriously though who knows what to believe, he got in a fight with a local and somebody like Danago is fucking with him now would be my guess.
I don't try to intimidate anybody before a fight. That's nonsense. I intimidate people by hitting them.
Sounds like a movie
Is Junie that important that a hit is out on his life? Would mafia go through all this trouble to try and locate a guy that was a TUF cast member? I could see this happening to an international espionage but not a guy involved in a bar brawl.
by mmachiro on Dec 19, 2011 11:58 AM EST via mobile reply actions
if there was a hit out on his life
he would be dead already. This isn’t the movies.
Jon Jones opponent's don't gas, he just beats the will out of them.
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by ShivanTiger on Dec 19, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
And I’m sure the “mafia” knows he doesn’t have any money. I’m sure he was living in a horrible house in a miserable neighborhood. Shaking down someone who is broke isn’t good business.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe he got into a fight with a made man?
It might not be a shake down, but a pay off. Like, “you can either die or buy your way out of this. Right now we’re going to kill you, if you come up with some money I’ll let you live.”
King Kong ain't got nothing on me!
Good point!
I don’t know if Menzies is a “Made man” but, he owns a bar and that means he probably has to pay the Mafia what it has always called “protection money.” Now, Menzies got his ass spanked by a professional fighter before his crew could smash Junie and he wants his “protection” that he’s been paying 50% of his daily income for!
Man, I need a new sig!
by Danas A Crossdresser on Dec 19, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
I live in Thailand....and people have been killed here for a lot less....and I mean A LOT less..
….the death threat may just be a ploy to try and extort money out of him, hoping they will scare him into paying up.
The news suggested that he fought with white people, well there are no white people in the Thai mafia, though for the right price anything can be done here….anything!
I can do press-ups on my fingers!!! I just use all 10 of them and my palms too.
You're proud to live in a shit hole?
Why would anybody live in such a SHITHOLE?
Thailand and it’s people are basically the ARMPIT of human civilization.
If you’re a Thai person then I guess you have no choice but to live in your shithole country.
If you’re an expat then you must be a dumb mutha fucka.
You seem proud that people can be killed in your country over TINY issues.
I guess that makes you an uncivilized, lower class person.
Do you clean toilets for a living? Let me guess, you get paid 5 Baht for every 10 toilet bowls that you LICK clean with your tongue?
by Who_Has_Crushed_More_Cans_Than_Fedor on Dec 19, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
wow...were you raped by a ladyboy or something?
what’s with all the anger bro?
No it’s not my country, and I never said I was proud of anything to with murder. I am just saying that I have heard many stories about Thai’s and their ability to do stupid things for no reason. Something I don’t agree with and attribute to their culture of not wanting to lose face over anything.
and if you think I live in a shit hole you are sorely mistaken mate. I have a lovely house right on the river and 10k from a beautiful beach. I came here to train Muay Thai after I left Oz, I was just travelling around the globe for 4 years then the chips happened to fall in place for me here.
No I don’t clean toilets, I clean out wallets mate, I run a business and do pretty well for myself, thanks for being so concerned though. I can only assume you know fuck all about Thailand to make such an ignorant post. You have probably only visited the tourist areas, that’s if you’ve been here at all. Where are you from might I ask???
Try actually understanding what I was saying b4 you start with all the insults…that just makes you the dumb ignorant prick…not me!!!
I can do press-ups on my fingers!!! I just use all 10 of them and my palms too.
Considering it's Junie
In the bar he probably hyped himself up as some important UFC fighter who is a big shot so people think he has money.
Junie is an idiot!!
The US embassy does not hide fugitives! If he goes to the embassy there is NOTHING they can do for him. Once he is arrested by the local police they will have staff visit him about once a month to ensure he is getting fed etc… To think that because he is an American the US embassy is going to “protect” him absurd.
The best thing he can do is try to cross the border which may be a bit difficult as he is wanted. If he does cross the border, he’s needs to get back to the US. But at the end of the day he will end up in prison either abroad or in the US because he is borderline retarded with anger issues.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 12:06 PM EST reply actions
Thing is what border will he go into. Hmm LAOS, Cambodia, and Mynamar. His choice all suck
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Is it really funny Mayhem, please tell me its funny.
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I agree, but from what I understand he won’t be able to get on a plane in Thailand.
On another point, he stated that the US embassy helped him at some point—utter bullshit! In movies they may send some cars out with bodyguards but not in real life!
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
there is nothing borderline
about his level of retardation
Jon Jones opponent's don't gas, he just beats the will out of them.
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by ShivanTiger on Dec 19, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
I was trying to be nice. He should of never been let out of the trailer park.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
The Phuket police might be looking for him but I doubt they are looking that hard and no-one outside Phuket will even know who he is. As for the being hunted by mafia thing, getting a threatening phone call / text message from someone is not the same as having the mafia after you.
Junie just needs to go to hospital, get fixed up and then fly back to the US. It;s not rocket science.
you live over there, don't you?
He makes it sound like a bad episode of the A-Team.
My lack of sense is only rivaled by the amount of sand in my vagina. Do not call me on my bullshit or I will call your mother.

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by ShivanTiger on Dec 19, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
wash your goddamn mouth out.....
there was NEVER a bad episode of the a team…..
Just so I am clear…this is freedom, correct?
My lack of sense is only rivaled by the amount of sand in my vagina. Do not call me on my bullshit or I will call your mother.
correct bro.....
i’ve just heard that randy coture has assembled a crack team to go in and bust his ass out of there..
I think he may get stuck with the B-Team
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I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Is it really funny Mayhem, please tell me its funny.
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that's fucking funny
midgets are always funny though
Jon Jones opponent's don't gas, he just beats the will out of them.
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by ShivanTiger on Dec 19, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, that was spot on
Well played
by gordyOrr on Dec 20, 2011 12:55 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
No such thing as a bad episode of the A-Team :(
tkotom TKO'd me in the first round.
by Cyclonejoker on Dec 19, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
He may be running from the Mafia!!
If you think about it.. how sophisticated would the Thai mafia really be… They may not even know how to use the internet.. you never know.
I devise a plan,
I'm in the trunk as she drives the van,
Aint no disguise, Imma die as a man-- Tupac
this joke wasn’t funny when Chael made it about Brazil.
My lack of sense is only rivaled by the amount of sand in my vagina. Do not call me on my bullshit or I will call your mother.
Totally agree. When Chael made the joke I thought it made him look stupid.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Ok, one more time, you folks write it down this time.
Sonnen is the biggest whore in mma, ahead of dumb ass Cesar Gracie and fuck face Koscheck. I don’t think Sonnen is stupid, he just happens to be a complete sell out with a bankrupted morality. Hence the offensive talking points. He’s gonna milk that shit worse than Sarah Palin could ever have. Some love him for it, I have nothing but contempt for that sort of conduct.
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OMG.. you will not believe me if I told you I really Did not mean it as a joke...
I was exaggerating tho.. but I do think that the thai mafia prolly isn’t a world wide mafia like some mafia’s are.. I would imagine them being more like local thugs.. could be wrong tho..
I devise a plan,
I'm in the trunk as she drives the van,
Aint no disguise, Imma die as a man-- Tupac
Wait...
…do they have carrots in Thailand? If not, than this joke doesn’t even work.
by Snake_Pliskan on Dec 19, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
There is no way that he is the one writing that
It sounds like it is from a lawyer or something… way too proper for Junie.
Unless, of course, he really has just been using this “act” to get famous
enzo
I was thinking the same thing. Junie it total trailer trash and although not perfect the information is somewhat well written.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
I find that very hard to believe but I guess it’s possible. It could be just some guy in Iowa writing everything for fun. Who knows. I can assure you that the part that the US Embassy helped him in some way is 100% false.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 12:31 PM EST reply actions
Reply fail. Reply was for enzo-enormous
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
can we save room on this site for more important articles, like fighters poop schedules?
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From an unknown location in Thailand...
…Junie is taking a poop. Could give you his full defication schedule, but need to keep that under wraps with the mafia on his tail.
by Snake_Pliskan on Dec 19, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
I really think he should get his REAL medical condition checked out....
Schizophrenia!
Really sounds like a paranoid schizophrenic.
Totally not doubting he got into a fight and sustained injuries but I really do think he has chizophrenia!
Keep in mind, this can all be true and it could happen to ANY of us while travelling abroad!
I know for a fact this type of shit takes place regularly in places like Thailand, most of Asia, even the sovereign nations, parts of Europe and most countries in Central and South America, as well as, all of the African continent. I believe his story a whole lot more than I can dispute it, because this shit goes on all the time. And like I said, it could happen to any of us!
Man, I need a new sig!
by Danas A Crossdresser on Dec 19, 2011 1:01 PM EST reply actions
Possible but not probable!! I live in Central America and this shit doesn’t happen! I mean it may but I’ve never heard of it. I’ve lived here my whole life—39 years. In addition, I’ve travelled to probably 50 countries and never even come close to this happening.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
That was the part where I said "it could happen to any of us." Obviously, it doesn't happen to everybody. If so, noone would travel internationally.
Besides, Americans have always been at the highest risk because of a lot of anti-American sentiment coupled with the fact that many people in other countries believe all Americans have money. And unless you live in Costa Rica, it IS happening in your country! But, I’m glad you haven’t experienced it!
Man, I need a new sig!
by Danas A Crossdresser on Dec 19, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
Panama actually and it itsnt happening but believe the propaganda if you want.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
I'd believe that "it isn't happening" is the propaganda.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Well I’ve lived here for 39 years so I’d say I somewhat familiar with the goings on!
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
I know ppl that have lived in the U.S. their entire lives and don't know shit about what's going on
As long as they catch Sunday night football or American Idol on the idiot box they could care less. Livin in a spot doesn’t automatically make you informed =P
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
True, but Panama is a very small country and I try to keep myself informed.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
I thought you said "I live in Central America and this shit doesn’t happen!"
Central America is a pretty big place to make a blanket statement like that.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Should of specified Panama. But I’ve travelled extensively and have never encountered trouble like this! Like I said below—same shit would happen in a shitty area of any big city. You fuck with the wrong people bad shit will happen to you.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
Absolutely! The U.S. has some very f'd up places.
But, I’m refering to the targeting of foreign travellers and expatriates.
Man, I need a new sig!
by Danas A Crossdresser on Dec 19, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
All I’m saying is that if you are half way smart shit like this won’t happen to you. Junie has problems because he’s problematic! If and when he returns to the US he will get into problems in the US guaranteed!
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Very true! Hell, he was getting into shit long before he went to Thailand!
Man, I need a new sig!
by Danas A Crossdresser on Dec 19, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
Panama sounds like it's locked down pretty good to me
18 yrs old and under all have a curfew. They have to produce an I.D. card after the curfew and if they get caught out after hours with no I.D. card they get detained at a station until parents come to pick them up at which point the parents get fined.
I don’t know if all that’s true, but if it is, ouch..
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
It’s not enforced. Locals love foreigners here. Some of the most popular places in the interior of the country are the bars and restaurants owned by expats, mostly American and Canadian.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
I usually dislike curtailing of freedoms like that but I like that curfew idea. You have no business being out at night after a certain time if you are under 18.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
Yep and it’s on the books if they want to enforce it which is good.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, fuck you young people.....
get home and get to bed…
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
Haha! Misery loves company. :)
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
What!?!?
I remember freshman year in high school, me and my friend were walkin the highline canal almost every night at 11:00-12:00 PM smokin a J.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Wow. You had it good.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
Yes and no, there were stories in the paper about bodies found up at the canal every now and again
We were just young, stupid & lucky.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
I had a curfew when I was under 18
it was enforced if I came across police. I grew up in the US.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
twin cities area?
As proven, ULF has superior pick-em knowledge than I. I tip my hat to thee sir.
Don't pity those who tried and lost. Pity those who never had the courage to try in the first place.
Panama is nothing like the countries that are nearby. Panama and Costa Rica are about as safe as you can get for an American south of the border. Argentina and Parguay are cool too!
Man, I need a new sig!
by Danas A Crossdresser on Dec 19, 2011 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Chile, Uruguay and Peru are safe as well.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
Most countries are safe. Just don't go into the ones with crazy political upheavals, martial law or non-existant police presence. And don't act like Junie. :)
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
Yea, Junie probably announced himself as a UFC fighter and told them he could kick all of their asses at once!
Man, I need a new sig!
by Danas A Crossdresser on Dec 19, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Yep and was ready to throw down at the drop of a hat. Not understanding where he was and the fact he was outnumbered.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
I believe his exact quote was, "I trane UFC, bitches!"
At least I am better than kevjack at making picks. I am satisfied with that.
Then the bartender took away the job offer gave him before the ill fated quote.
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Is it really funny Mayhem, please tell me its funny.
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i'm no expert.....
but thats definately what happened…….unless it was like a scene from that jean claude van damme film where he was busting some moves in the bar, and was unprovacally assaulted by the locals, and had to kick all of their asses whilst drunk……….thats also plausible lol…haha
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
He claims the mafia is after him
If those type of people are the people after him, it’s entirely possible that they started the trouble. I know Junie’s a moron, but who would start crap with a crime syndicate with no one at their back?? That’s just way out there..
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by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
some dick who is so arrogant that he does not know the situation he is in...
and who the fuck he is dealing with….
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
Junie started some shit and 1 of them knew some gangster Thai mafia guy. Plus, Junie is American and its assumed he has money ... so its a perfect recipe for this type of situation.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
Did you really just ask that question?
"It’s Mark Pavelich calling from the Maximum Fighting Championship,
I’ve just received notice that Drew Fickett or you, I don’t care which one of you fuckers did it, has signed a contract to fight in Strikeforce this fucking weekend. I’m going to get on a fucking plane soon and go where you’re at and choke you the fuck out. I’m telling you right now, I’ve had enough of your fucking shit. First of all, I’ve sent you the fucking pictures and secondly, I placed Drew Fickett in a fight fucking months ago and five weeks prior to my main event of my fucking fight card. You’re going to give me a fucking call tomorrow or I swear I’ll get on a fucking plane and go right where you’re at right now. You’re pissing me off, I’ve been nothing but professional to you motherfuckers and you’re doing this kind of bullshit, alright? Call me back, I’m fucking pissed."
by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Dec 19, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Mr. Santiago you ask for an email then you don't reply ? lol
"Remember kids, don't forget to bring your towels...you wanna get high?"- Towlie
by rooseveltdunn on Dec 19, 2011 1:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
eh? Did you email me?
I looked a couple days in a row then I stopped paying attention.
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by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
What's in the subject line
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by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
In any case I get a lot of junk mail, so resend and capitalize the subject line starting with your name or my name
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly!
Apparently, Fedornuthugger is uninformed of his surroundings. While Panama has long been one of the safer countries in the region, mostly due to a strong American military presence, it still has a fair share of kidnappings and corruption as it pertains to foreigners.
Man, I need a new sig!
by Danas A Crossdresser on Dec 19, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Your arrogance is only exceeded by your ignorance. Yes there are kidnappings but rarely and they are always drug related. Normal people are never kidnapped!
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Correct. The only exception being Mexico City, where I have heard that you are kidnapped if you are suspected of having family back in the US. However, I think that is the exception to the rule.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
Agreed. DF is very dangerous as are the border towns.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
i thought junie was in south east asia...........lol
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
Lucky for him. He tries that stuff in DF and I can guarantee he is chopped up into pieces after an extended period of waiting for a ransom. And who would pay a ransom for Junie?
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
you're misinformed, OJ
he is chopped up into pieces after an extended period of waiting for a ransom
that shit happens instantly
by ihatepressingf5 on Dec 19, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
Haha! Damn.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
Its the Wild West all over again from what my friends have told me.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
the thing about the DF is that you have to be in the look out for ANYONE!
Go to another city and you only have to keep an eye out for the drug related gangs.
Living in the DF is stressful as fuck
by ihatepressingf5 on Dec 19, 2011 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
So I have heard.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
Your fucked in Juarez
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Is it really funny Mayhem, please tell me its funny.
X Box Gamertag: OneRabidDingo
Scary thing…..
You are most likely to get kidnapped in Mexico City
You are second most likely to get kidnapped in Phoenix, AZ, USA
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
I've heard of scams where restaurants/hotels will hire foreign students
They’ll pay them an hourly wage but then charge them rent so they keep just enough $$ to get by but never get ouf of the situation. It’s like being an indentured servant.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Or the women who pay $$$ to come into the US. They have it much worse.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
seriously, that shit happens, especially over here...
eastern european gangs charge extortionate amounts to smuggle or traffic people into the uk, then basically enslave them and pay them peanuts so they will never pay off their debt…..run away and the police find your head floating down a river two weeks later…
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
Phoenix? Really? That has to be drug related stuff. Normal people don't get kidnapped on US soil for no reason.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
I remember hearing news about
us citizens (from latin decent) getting kidnapped in order to sign their houses/cars/properties away
by ihatepressingf5 on Dec 19, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
sign away to the drug smugglers, that is
by ihatepressingf5 on Dec 19, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
This country is going nuts
I read a story this morning about a guy that sprayed a 73 yr old woman down with flammable liquid then burned her to death because she owed him $2,000.00 for some work he did for her.
I was at court myself and one of the guys before me got up in front of the judge because he broke into a taco bell after hours trying to speak to a rude employee face to face that shorted him a taco in the drive-thru.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
not just your country
the whole world is going down the shitter. Sucks
by ihatepressingf5 on Dec 19, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
Not much time left before the shit hits the fan
2012/2013 is what I’m hearing out of a lot of analysts/researchers that I follow. Not the corny doomsday, nibiru, maiyan shit etc.. but political, world govt, take over shit.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
were all fucked.....
too many people on the planet od…..
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
I feel like this a LOT. An Awful lot.
Then, I am comforted by remembering every old fuck from my childhood and them having the same outlook on things.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
i'm glad......
that i’m 38 now, and its not my problem anymore, the kids know best, so i can just sit back and watch it happen……i’m still praying for the asteroid though, that would be awesome…..
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
Bruce Willis would save us from said asteroid, mate. I prefer an alien invasion, myself.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
alien invasion would be cool....
they would make us all sexual gimps, and get us drunk and stoned……wow, awesome…
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
I would turn on mankind in a heart beat if it means I can have sex with a green skinned alien chick that looks like Jessica Alba.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
OJR = Captain Kirk with a sweet goatee.
At least I am better than kevjack at making picks. I am satisfied with that.
He just needs Danago to be Ensign Smith now
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
they all look like sloth from the goonies ojr....
thats why they have to get us drunk and stoned…
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
I'm waiting out for a horned beast
Imagine how awesome would that be! Shit, I wouldn’t mind getting stabbed in the chest on my way out by a 100 feet tall bull made out of fire or whatever. That shit would be awesome
by ihatepressingf5 on Dec 19, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
I don't believe in the over population crap the IPCC passes down on us
Not gonna argue that though, you’ll have to read “limits to growth” a paper published by The Club of Rome to see how the propaganda gets popularized and pushed into the main stream. Also this overpopulation garbage has been getting spewed for a long time, like this quote:
"What most frequently meets our view (and occasions complaint) is our teeming population. Our numbers are burdensome to the worM, which can hardly support us . . . . In very deed, pestilence, and famine, and wars, and earthquakes have to be regarded as a remedy for nations, as the means of pruning the luxuriance of the human race."
-Tertullian, a resident of the city of Carthage in the second century, when the population of the world was about 190 million
It’s always followed with an agenda of genocide and mass murder. It’s never a real problem with a real solution. Even today, ok, so it’s overpopulated, what’s your solution? Get rid of, sterlize, starve, etc.. nothing good ever comes out of it.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
we are on the ragged edge...
do you realise how many resources are needed to maintain the current global population level. never mind ipods and laptops and clothes and cars….i can barely get to work in the morning due to the excess population that is on the roads, it makes my life hell, yes i’m a miserable old bastard, but, population better fuck off and get smaller or i will lose it big time…
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
Like I said, look at the hard cold stats
You could take every person on the planet, put them into Alaska and all 7 billion would have 3.6k sq feet to themselves. Alaska is 1% of the Earth’s land mass, nevermind the ocean and what we could potentially figure out there.
Anyway, I’m cuttin myself off, before I get into this. Stoppin it now, I put the info out there, it’s on you to read or not read it.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
And it will get smaller
The Georgia Guide Stones (American stone henge) state at the very top:
“Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.”
They’re lookin to kill off 6.5 billion. I’m thinkin WW3, pandemic, nuclear false flag attack, maybe a combination of all of the above. Maybe just a slow and painful death through starvation when they finish imploding our economy and leave us all broke w/o shit.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
I feel a Falling Down moment coming on!
"Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves."
- James M. Barrie
There's also Thomas Malthus, Essay on Population (1798)
Remember, limits to growth (1972) and Essay on Population are in support of overpopulation and only a couple of the writings responsible for the publics perception on it today. If you study the writings though you can see it’s just an anti-human agenda. Those at the top believe they have the right to be there and have a right to the planet, resources etc.. and we need to die down to a manageable # so we can be their slaves and provide them with a scientifically controlled society.
Human beings for w/e reason always move toward perfection, like they can actually attain it. That goes for society as well, it’ll be a scientific dictatorship; they’ll take the human element out. People will be statistics and they’ll be judged by what they produce vs what they consume eventually.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
AND IM DONE
NO 50 COMMENT ARGUMENT TODAY
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Who are you and what have you done with OD?
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
Man it gets tiring lol...
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
Somehow I always manage to come back to it
And I don’t even mean to!
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
dude that shit is jacked up
Yahoo has that all over the front page. I am sure you are getting your news elsewhere too…..
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
Nah I check the garbage news sites too
Out of the 40+ articles there they got maybe 3-4 that have some decent info. They’re not completely full of garbage, just like 95% full of garbage.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
definitely drug related
if you aren’t messing around in cartel business, you are probably ok, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get caught in the crossfire.
My point being I still to this day feel safer in downtown Puerto Penasco Mexico at mindnight than I do ANYWHERE in South Phoenix at midnight. Hell, I don’t even like stopping at a red light in some neighborhoods.
Bad places everywhere.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
junie is an idiot.....
what sort of egotistical idiot would even allow this to happen to them in the first place in a foreign country, you have seen the dick on tv, so what could possibly make you think it was wrong place at wrong time, the guy is a fuckup who was probably trying to be hard as fuck……these things don’t just happen by accident……….
If you act like an asshole in a foreign country and pick fights then bad shit is going to happen to you. It ain't rocket science, people.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
exactly orlando......
the guy is a dick….
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
Yep!
Same shit will happen in any shitty part of town in any big city in the US. You fuck with the wrong people bad things happen to you.
by Fedornuthugger on Dec 19, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yes. Location does not matter.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
but whats worse.....
is the fact that the guy could be totally innocent, but because of his behavoir in the past, he’s already dead and buried in our opinions……i think this is a good lesson on how to behave for our future generations…….fucking dick…what goes around comes around….
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
True enough. However, those stitches on his head indicate that he was not innocent.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
ojr........
he has wounds, which does not mean he is guilty…….however, with the dicks history, and all of my legal training, i would be inclined to agree with you lol..
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
Exactly - I should have specified it a bit more.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
the boy who cried shitwolf......
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
and their about to sail straight into a shiticaine........
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
trailer park boys??
whats that bubbs?
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
He needs to turn himself into the Thai authorities
Just because it isn’t “America” doesn’t mean it’s not a legitimate country.
“Being U.S. citizens in a foreign country…”
Junie hasn’t travelled much.
He committed a crime. The police are looking for him, not the mafia.
The U.S. Embassy won’t help him because they know he’s guilty.
Junie, stop being paranoid, stop flattering yourself, turn yourself in. You didn’t kill anyone- you’ll just pay some huge fines, and get to come home in a few months, tops.
by My_Name_Is_Nobody on Dec 19, 2011 2:09 PM EST reply actions
Hmm... where have we heard this before?
“According to an entry on Wikipedia, UFC dumped him after he was arrested for assaulting three nurses at a hospital in Nevada after an unsuccessful suicide attempt”
Junie says they ‘wanted to test themselves against a pro fighter.’
Yea fucking right. Like a bunch of 120Ib Thai guys and 90Ib Thai girls like to start trouble.
by My_Name_Is_Nobody on Dec 19, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
Well we know Junie started it.
And I can presume the girl was 90 Ibs. I’ve lived in Thailand and I don’t think they grow them over 100 Ibs. Not that I’ve seen.
Guys too. Like a bunch of Ewoks.
by My_Name_Is_Nobody on Dec 19, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
it pisses me off
how disgusting and insensitive everyone is acting… get this kid back to safety. i really hope he makes it back ok.
How does it surprise you? Have you lived under a rock your whole life? There are millions of other people out there suffering way worse than this smuck. Why should we feel empathy towards him? This is his fucking track record. He is running from the police. I don’t care if it is Thai police.
This reminds me of that “Almost got away with it show” where they feature stupid fucks trying to mule drugs in foreign countries and the show always trys to make them come across as victims..I muled 100 kilos of cocain, but you should feel really sorry for me.
Fuck him and fuck you.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
theres no shit smoke with out a shit fire randy......
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
junie needs stop fucking around
attacking people in the usa and thailand
giving mma a bad rap all over.
looks like I’m the only one that can go save him..
the bourne ultimatum
God is too big for just one religion...
UFC #1 Fan
Love that trilogy. They are making a 4th one the right way. It is not connected directly to the original trilogy.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
The Bourne Redundancy
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Haha! I think its based on a book - they all were. Beats the 80's remakes. A-Team? Meh. Fright Night? Meh. Clash of the Titans? Meh.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
Hey I liked em all
I’m just gettin tired of the remakes/sequels.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Fright night was meh?
Thanks for saving me the rental.
I liked A-team- it was good for what it was.
Clash of the titans was gay.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
Clash of the Titans dissapointed the hell out of me
I love Greek mythology… they butchered it.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 19, 2011 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Try an indie movie called Immortals. It did a much better job than Clash.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
the original beats the living shit out of the 'remake'
and still manages to shit all over greek mythology (I’m giving to understand) without actually showing a single fucking titan. I think god of war has more accuracy in it than both movies combined
by ihatepressingf5 on Dec 19, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
Fright Night was very predictable, IMO. That's what made it meh for me.
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3)
try tartan asia...
awesome films…..watch oldboy….
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
awesome film!
"ever heard of a tune up? tee hee hee hee
"ah hee hee hee ever heard of a ritual killing? tee hee hee hee"
"i dont get it"
"you gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one tee hee hee hee"
A ginormous piece of shit?
I liked A-team- it was good for what it was.
then again, it beats the hell out of the expendables and rampage was pretty decent on it
by ihatepressingf5 on Dec 19, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Am I the only who thinks some crazy Thai bastard
tried to dirty waffle Junie on his noggin? And by “tried to” I guess I mean succeeded.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
I just looked up dirty waffle on Urban Dictionary. I assume you mean the thing with the tennis racket?
At least I am better than kevjack at making picks. I am satisfied with that.
Yes, and obviously this was a much more physically violent dirty waffle.
Fighters fight. Snitches Snitch.
seriously...
what else can you do with a tennis bat than play tennis?
you idiots have turned me into a troll, i hope you're fucking happy......
Exact same thing happened to me....
last time I dropped acid.
by gordyOrr on Dec 19, 2011 10:58 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Outside the people that watched Junies season of TUF,
I think he is pretty unknown as a person on the planet. He must talk alot about who he is, Im sure the only reason anyone there knows he was an MMA fighter or a boxer is because he probably gets drunk and talks alot of shit about himself.

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