Junie Browning seeks help from U.S. Embassy as Phuket Mafia tries to kill him
by Jesse Holland on Dec 15, 2011 1:22 PM EST
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Back on Dec. 13, we brought word of an International manhunt that was underway for exiled UFC fighter Junie Browning, who was being sought by Phuket police in Thailand for his participation in a bar-room brawl that carried over to a local hospital.
Well, it seems the fuzz isn't the only one chasing "The Lunatik."
The former Ultimate Drinker Fighter took to his Facebook account today (via Bloody Elbow) to beg the U.S. Embassy for help in extracting him from Phuket before the "Mafia" can discover his whereabouts and "kill him."
Im officially the biggest American patriot there is now. These other primitive countries are all about money, mafia and corrupt law enforcement. Regardless what you believe I never touched a female in theses events that occurred and my girlfriend was there from start to finish to vouch. Hitting Thai women was an excuse for them to demonize me and get some baht out of me. You all don't understand with my name, people will use it against me. I acted like an idiot on a reality show for publicity so they are using that against me. Im sorry and I care about people more than you thank and I appreciate all the support from the intelligent people that understand that these primitive countries are trying to kill me ( Literally ) . I need help BAD! please call the US Embassy in my regards. Thank you very much everyone. Apparently in the news story I fled the scene in the hospital before the police got there. It's obvious by this picture that the police were already there. It wasn't until hours later my girlfriends and my phone were flooded with phone calls saying that the Thai mafia were headed to the hospital to kill me did we leave. We understood that it is a very corrupt place so we had to flee and get in contact with the US Embassy. Funny how cropping a photo changes the whole story.
Seal Team Six, where you at?
It should be noted that following the initial brawl, Browning was bragging about how many orbital bones he shattered, jaws he broke and bodies he left on the streets of Phuket.
Now? Not so much.
Could it be "The Lunatik" is not as gangster as we originally thought? And who's in favor of a covert ops mission to retrieve him?
Coin the Browning rescue: "Operation: __________"
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This sounds crazy, I don't know what to believe.
So whose making that call to the embassy?
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by DetroitDrew1980 on Dec 15, 2011 1:26 PM EST reply actions
i just called them
and told them to leave him in thailand
He brought it on himself...
As much as he wants to pull the victim card with every altercation, there’s a reason why he’s 24/7 drama.
by War Forrest on Dec 15, 2011 2:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
This story is fucking hilarious. Thank you, JH, for making me laugh hard.
Junie Browning is 1 of 2 MMA fighters that make Brock Lesnar seem like a Rhodes Scholar.
The other being War Machine.
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did you here about Sam Hurd yet?
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No - fill me in.
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he was arrested last night
in a Chicago steakhouse on federal judge trafficing charges. Apparently he has been distributing 4 kilo’s of cocaine per week in Chicago and tried to set up a supplier deal with an undercover agent for 5 more kilo’s per week, plus marijuana. There is an article on ESPN’s website
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federal drug trafficing
not judge trafficking, that would just be weird
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Put him in a cell with Blagojevyich
"It’s Mark Pavelich calling from the Maximum Fighting Championship,
I’ve just received notice that Drew Fickett or you, I don’t care which one of you fuckers did it, has signed a contract to fight in Strikeforce this fucking weekend. I’m going to get on a fucking plane soon and go where you’re at and choke you the fuck out. I’m telling you right now, I’ve had enough of your fucking shit. First of all, I’ve sent you the fucking pictures and secondly, I placed Drew Fickett in a fight fucking months ago and five weeks prior to my main event of my fucking fight card. You’re going to give me a fucking call tomorrow or I swear I’ll get on a fucking plane and go right where you’re at right now. You’re pissing me off, I’ve been nothing but professional to you motherfuckers and you’re doing this kind of bullshit, alright? Call me back, I’m fucking pissed."
by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Dec 15, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
I will personally choke them both the fuck out for you Maniacs.
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Hurd
is a moron you play pro ball and get caught selling drugs I guess you can say you can take the boy out the hood but you can’t take the hood out the boy
by Tyler Wayne Sykes-rodriguez on Dec 15, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
here's a link
according to this, there is a lot more to it.
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2011/12/15/2638516/sam-hurd-arrested-nfl-players
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Wow.
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shit just got real
no gif needed
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He is going to take down some NFL players with him. No doubt.
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Thankyou OJR
That is hilarious and you made my day better by typing it.
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How do you pronounce Phuket?
I say fuckit… Kinda matches the story…..
It's all about the entertainment.
fooo-ket
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by DetroitDrew1980 on Dec 15, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Operation: Trash Removal
And for the record, He didn’t act like an idiot on the show, he acted like a drunken asshole who can’t hold his liquor. When he was sober he was always all apologetic about his behavior. I would have had more respect if he said screw apologies this is me like or not bitches! Real is better than fake no matter how insane real may be. Now shit got real over there and the true Junie has emerged. Scared little kid!
for the record
when someone wins a fight and you start shouting and mouthing off saying ‘great just what the ufc needs another f’kin wrestler’, i think thats enough to show people how you are. he wasnt drunk then so i disagree with your argument.
as to your other points.. please
As to my other points?
My point is be yourself whether you are a drunken dickhead or not. don’t apoligize or make excuses later on cause to me it makes you look even worse and how can anyone respect a person who puts on an act to hide who they really are.
When I get drunk and say some stupid shit I usually end up apologizing
Cause I know I would’ve handled myself better if I was sobre.
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by O damn he got caught on Dec 15, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
This is perfect. The universe balancing itself out. Junkie Browning, your head will be on a stick soon. Hope your nonsense was worth it.
by p123 on Dec 15, 2011 1:28 PM EST via mobile reply actions
You're a moron
"If [GSP] stands up in the middle the cage after he wins a fight and says, 'hey, I wanna fight Nick Diaz', I'll hop the cage and I'll get up in this motherfuckers face and I'll say, 'what's up, let's do this shit.' You know what I'm sayin? But if I said something like that, I don't think he'd get up out of his seat." — Nick Diaz, April 2010
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by O damn he got caught on Dec 15, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
For being a moron
"If [GSP] stands up in the middle the cage after he wins a fight and says, 'hey, I wanna fight Nick Diaz', I'll hop the cage and I'll get up in this motherfuckers face and I'll say, 'what's up, let's do this shit.' You know what I'm sayin? But if I said something like that, I don't think he'd get up out of his seat." — Nick Diaz, April 2010
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i would have to agree i guess
he’s a moron for being a moron. Makes sense.
like if someone is acting like an asshole, than you can cal them an asshole, for being an asshole.
i think my IQ just went up a few notches
thats going a bit far
no one here knows the story. for all we know the dude is gonna get tortured for sticking up for himself
Mafia does run wild in Thailand.
I was reading this story in other forums and a couple people who were stationed in Thailand said this crazy type of behavior in that country is pretty common. Pretty nuts.
ill have to ask my buddy
i know he just spent a few months there
not sure about the mafia, but apparently you can get spots to live on the beach in these crazy wicked condos for like 10 bucks a night
Yeah sure, Thai people all watch TUF and know Junie Browning. He is so important , the Mafia wants to kill him.
It’s not at all more plausible that he started a fight with someone he shouldn’t have cause he is an idiot.
/end sarcasm
The guy is an idiot, no doubt
and you are right, he probably did start a fight with someone that is connected, stupid hillbilly needs to stay there and receive his comeuppance
I was just wondering who in Thailand knows or cares who the fuck he is. I have no doubt that some inslopsticated idiocy on Junie’s part, and possibly on his trailer park girlfriend, were the contributing factors in this.
At least I am better than kevjack at making picks. I am satisfied with that.
Nobody knows Junie Browning
Trust me
"If [GSP] stands up in the middle the cage after he wins a fight and says, 'hey, I wanna fight Nick Diaz', I'll hop the cage and I'll get up in this motherfuckers face and I'll say, 'what's up, let's do this shit.' You know what I'm sayin? But if I said something like that, I don't think he'd get up out of his seat." — Nick Diaz, April 2010
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Does Thailand have an actual "mafia".
I have a hard time imagining a Thai version of Tony Soprano.
by naturalshadow on Dec 15, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, the police are in their pocket, had friends witness pay offs etc, different world
by steady2wheels on Dec 15, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
I'll get him out..
Operation Platinum Ball sac – One man, alone, by himself..
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by O damn he got caught on Dec 15, 2011 1:31 PM EST reply actions
I lol’d
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by Jesse Holland on Dec 15, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Now I know why the whole world hates Americans.
Sorry world, we’re not all retarded.
by My_Name_Is_Nobody on Dec 15, 2011 1:31 PM EST reply actions
Nothing in the world can apologize for Junie.
Just the mere fact that he’s psuedo-famous says so many negative things about America.
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by McKinley B. Noble on Dec 15, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Wishing you a safe return....
so you and War Machine can get started on the porn movie you guys have been meaning to make together.
its too late Bangkok has him now...
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by rooseveltdunn on Dec 15, 2011 1:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Nice.
You mind your own damn business.
by jestermarcus on Dec 15, 2011 2:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
operation phu-ket
If this guy beat some people up in another country he is subject to the laws of that country. Put him in a cell match with war machine. Maybe the US will protect him at least as far as not letting him be killed but I bet they let him spend time in jail there.
But then he dies there anyway, right? So why waste any money on him at all?
It's all about the entertainment.
so he's on the run in Thai-land posting on Facebook??
This is priceles..
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by O damn he got caught on Dec 15, 2011 1:36 PM EST reply actions
Save me, Mark Zuckerburg. You're my only hope.
"It’s Mark Pavelich calling from the Maximum Fighting Championship,
I’ve just received notice that Drew Fickett or you, I don’t care which one of you fuckers did it, has signed a contract to fight in Strikeforce this fucking weekend. I’m going to get on a fucking plane soon and go where you’re at and choke you the fuck out. I’m telling you right now, I’ve had enough of your fucking shit. First of all, I’ve sent you the fucking pictures and secondly, I placed Drew Fickett in a fight fucking months ago and five weeks prior to my main event of my fucking fight card. You’re going to give me a fucking call tomorrow or I swear I’ll get on a fucking plane and go right where you’re at right now. You’re pissing me off, I’ve been nothing but professional to you motherfuckers and you’re doing this kind of bullshit, alright? Call me back, I’m fucking pissed."
by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Dec 15, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Awesome.
After Saturday’s performance, I am thoroughly convinced that Michael Bisping is the only fighter that can derail Anderson Silva from his middleweight championship. Not only is Mick a handsome man, he has better boxing technique than anyone in the city of Chicago, his cardio is the best in MMA, and he sings a mean "La Boheme"
Operation I don't give a fuck
My lack of sense is only rivaled by the amount of sand in my vagina. Do not call me on my bullshit or I will call your mother.
It wasn’t until hours later my girlfriends and my phone were flooded with phone calls saying that the Thai mafia were headed to the hospital to kill me did we leave.
LOL now he’s got contacts inside the Thai Mafia that call him because he is about to get killed? What kind of moron is this guy that he thinks people will buy this shit…
i bought it. along with a plane ticket to thailand
im going to save him.
kidding…he just just pull the pin on the grenade on his hand. take out himself and as many people as possible.
Good, we can team up on this Newfie3, we'll just parachute into the middle of Thailand armed to the teeth and start kicking ass
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by O damn he got caught on Dec 15, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck it I’m in I have enough shit to get me through Thailand. Gimme like 2 days to whip up some plastique.
by ClinchKing on Dec 15, 2011 1:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Its like the Expendables 1.5: What we did in between 1 and 2.
Okay, whose paying us for this shit?
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Is it really funny Mayhem, please tell me its funny.
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I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 15, 2011 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Good thinking, we'll need Chael for negotiations and public relations
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 15, 2011 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
We need Schawartzneggar for his leadership. Thats why we voted for him in KALI4ORnia
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
Is it really funny Mayhem, please tell me its funny.
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Goddammit, Junie.
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by McKinley B. Noble on Dec 15, 2011 1:42 PM EST reply actions
HAHA
I should have known that Karate only works in the movies, but I was blinded by my man love for Steven Seagal’s overrated piss drinking love child. Jon Jones is the GOAT. Don’t mess with the ShivanTiger.
Lmfao
Jason Miller is a retard with straight hair and curly teeth.Hes a couple of dolly mixtures short of a quarter and spends his time swinging of a tyre attached to a rope! I should have listened to the MMA royalty on here,especially Jay,ANS and ViolentMike who kept reminding me that Mikes wrestling was the best at 185 and 205 and that if Greg Jackson,Randy Couture,Blackhouse,ATT or team quest ever needed any tips on game planning Wolfsalir is just a phone call away
by 10thDegreeWhiteBelt on Dec 15, 2011 2:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Hold on.. Can we trade in Justin Bieber for Browning?
Cause if we can start horse trading here then I think we might have something..
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by O damn he got caught on Dec 15, 2011 1:56 PM EST reply actions
I have yet to see an official apology issued by Canada for Justin Bieber...
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by O damn he got caught on Dec 15, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Operation Phuk-It.
"Will SOMEbody get that remote away from Cecil?! He's watching House of Payne on the monitor again."
This story is a disgrace
to MMA
Operation MMA feeds criminals
You've been Dana'd
this is what happens when wanna be tough guys
meet real life gangsters. Don’t cry now junie. This is what you wanted.
I've been to Thailand
and yeah it’s effing crazy, but I don’t know about all that shit. Then again, I doubt the “Thai Underworld” wants to mess with the US military… and they aren’t primitive over there, just because economically a nation isn’t as developed as the United States doesn’t make it primitive.
Everything and anything is possible, or nothing
Yeah he really isnt doing himself any favors.
“I have time to go on Facebook but not to solve my own problems”
You mind your own damn business.
by jestermarcus on Dec 15, 2011 2:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Operation Browning His Pants
I’ll wait for the movie to see how it ends.
You mind your own damn business.
by jestermarcus on Dec 15, 2011 2:38 PM EST via mobile reply actions
He belongs there
"Dutiful servant in the church of Jon Bones Jones. All mercy to his MMA holyness. To you heathens i give my favorite scripture : And as he fell the dragon, the world stood still and those who did not believe now trembled in his presence. The Book of Bones -16 : 1"
by wooly shambler on Dec 15, 2011 2:41 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Didn’t faber have a Thailand story as well
by ClinchKing on Dec 15, 2011 2:48 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Not as good as this one
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 15, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
bunch a hardasses you all are.
yeah, it’ll be sweet if the man dies over there. hahaha.
(what an advanced civilization we are.)
get a life, tough-talking morons.
my ape technique, put people down.
Stay strong, Junie! Help is on its way!
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I just pictured you in a
Goatee man uniform, flying to rescue Junie. Come on photoshoppers make it happen
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alright, that was funny.
but seriously, everyone wants to talk all hard like “who gives if the man dies”. regardless of whether or not the man’s a major screw up, no one seriously hopes the man dies for getting into a bar fight: hell, for starting a bar fight.
my ape technique, put people down.
I don't want him to die
but I also wouldn’t mind him getting a little Thailand justice for being a complete douchebag.
Jon Jones opponent's don't gas, he just beats the will out of them.
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This ^^^
No sane person wants Junie to die – no matter how much of a shit head he really is in real life.
After Saturday’s performance, I am thoroughly convinced that Michael Bisping is the only fighter that can derail Anderson Silva from his middleweight championship. Not only is Mick a handsome man, he has better boxing technique than anyone in the city of Chicago, his cardio is the best in MMA, and he sings a mean "La Boheme"
Ok, well, thanks for bringing that up
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by Jesse Holland on Dec 15, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
Nobody WANTS him to die.
We just don’t give a crap about his delusional rants.
You mind your own damn business.
by jestermarcus on Dec 15, 2011 7:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
There's a still a spot open on Maniac Team Delta
You can be the translator, all you gotta do is point your gun at whoever, pull back on the action and say “Down on the ground right now motherfucker!”
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 15, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
Sign me up.
After Saturday’s performance, I am thoroughly convinced that Michael Bisping is the only fighter that can derail Anderson Silva from his middleweight championship. Not only is Mick a handsome man, he has better boxing technique than anyone in the city of Chicago, his cardio is the best in MMA, and he sings a mean "La Boheme"
thank you Yoda
Jon Jones opponent's don't gas, he just beats the will out of them.
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Future 2012/13 B league FFB champ.
i believe junnie because that’s exactly the mentality of the country.I hope the embassy will provide him some help to go back home.
And in other news, that's a sweet ass you have in your profile pic.
After Saturday’s performance, I am thoroughly convinced that Michael Bisping is the only fighter that can derail Anderson Silva from his middleweight championship. Not only is Mick a handsome man, he has better boxing technique than anyone in the city of Chicago, his cardio is the best in MMA, and he sings a mean "La Boheme"
I demand higher resolution
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Dec 15, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
lmao
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 15, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
Operation: Let him die
I’m sure Junie already caught the AIDS from a steady diet of lady boys over there.
Operation IM BACK BITCHES
self loathing trolls..are the same dickheads on this site??
And let me just memo it....
War HENDO….guys dont jerk yourselves up to then let your cock deflate faster than a fart squeezed out a 2ton fat bitch
what amazes me most about this story..
Junie has a girlfriend?
"Did you know that if you mix equal parts
of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice
concentrate, you can make napalm?"
Even Cletus the slackjawed yokel had Lurlene.
"If [GSP] stands up in the middle the cage after he wins a fight and says, 'hey, I wanna fight Nick Diaz', I'll hop the cage and I'll get up in this motherfuckers face and I'll say, 'what's up, let's do this shit.' You know what I'm sayin? But if I said something like that, I don't think he'd get up out of his seat." — Nick Diaz, April 2010
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I genuinely LOL'ed.
After Saturday’s performance, I am thoroughly convinced that Michael Bisping is the only fighter that can derail Anderson Silva from his middleweight championship. Not only is Mick a handsome man, he has better boxing technique than anyone in the city of Chicago, his cardio is the best in MMA, and he sings a mean "La Boheme"
People like Junie Browning is what gives us Americans a bad name around the world
Seriously, you’re f’ing stuck in a foreign country after causing trouble and you post a comment on the world’s most popular social network calling the country primitive?!?! either this guy is just plain stupid…. yeah he’s just plain stupid.
That's why you stay out of these countries
Especially if you’re a super famous celebrity like Junie Browning…
"My weight is not enough and strength is not enough either, so I have to take the fight by mastery." - Fedor Emelianenko
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