Kung Fu crackpot slams bad technique of MMA's baby monkeys (Video)
by Jesse Holland on Dec 14, 2011 9:35 AM EST
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PrintHe also calls out Joe Woe-gan for not giving Kung Fu its due. Any Maniacs out there wanna defend the old-school tradition of martial arts form and technique? Or is it nothing more than ancient choreography beating to the drum of an outdated fighting style?
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Not trying to be wacist
But he sounds like the guy frm city wok m south park
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by Kalejohncox on Dec 14, 2011 9:38 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Shitty sushi looked better lol
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"I'm so fast that, last night, I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark." - Ali
Oh I have a bad day I think I'ma kill myself!
"It’s Mark Pavelich calling from the Maximum Fighting Championship,
I’ve just received notice that Drew Fickett or you, I don’t care which one of you fuckers did it, has signed a contract to fight in Strikeforce this fucking weekend. I’m going to get on a fucking plane soon and go where you’re at and choke you the fuck out. I’m telling you right now, I’ve had enough of your fucking shit. First of all, I’ve sent you the fucking pictures and secondly, I placed Drew Fickett in a fight fucking months ago and five weeks prior to my main event of my fucking fight card. You’re going to give me a fucking call tomorrow or I swear I’ll get on a fucking plane and go right where you’re at right now. You’re pissing me off, I’ve been nothing but professional to you motherfuckers and you’re doing this kind of bullshit, alright? Call me back, I’m fucking pissed."
by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Dec 14, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Can anyone confirm if this is motmaitre?
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by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Dec 14, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
well the guy in the vid seems like somebody with a nack for fine art. You can tell by looking at the fingers.
Sig Bet 3-2
Assunciao beats Yagin (Rolandando)
Cain loses to JDS (DavidWS)
Le loses to Wand (DavidWS)
Bisping beats Miller (DavidWS)
Lil Nog beats Ortiz (Cruz Jackson)
baby monkey? how funny is this guy
I love the bruce lee accent, great video. Now all we need is a gung fu warrior to make it to the UFC
by talkfight on Dec 14, 2011 10:10 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Ahem.
I would so choke him out.
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by Greenbeard on Dec 14, 2011 12:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
You waw unsussesful at nawt bean wacisist.
IF YOU THINK REEM SHOULD BE RATED ANY HIGHER THAN AROUND THE #5 HEAVYWEIGHT (AND THAT IS STRETCHING IT) THEN YOU ARE A FLIPPIN MORON, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
by Edgecrusher71 on Dec 14, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha perfect
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Holy shit it's Cung Le.
Stop crying about undercard fights. Half the time they're better than belt defenses.
Yep
It’s rehashing a retarded premise that was retarded when that retard Motmaitre scribbled it out at the beginning of the week.
At least I am better than kevjack at making picks. I am satisfied with that.
that's a lot of retard
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by ShivanTiger on Dec 14, 2011 10:01 AM EST up reply actions
you never go full retard...
This will not stand man, this aggression will not stand!
by RearNakedToke on Dec 14, 2011 10:03 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Very big faux pas
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by Kalejohncox on Dec 14, 2011 10:12 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
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by ViolentMike on Dec 14, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Lol
Full blown
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by Kalejohncox on Dec 14, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
I typed in half retard and this showed up
very fitting for this site I suppose
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by ShivanTiger on Dec 14, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
danago
"It’s Mark Pavelich calling from the Maximum Fighting Championship,
I’ve just received notice that Drew Fickett or you, I don’t care which one of you fuckers did it, has signed a contract to fight in Strikeforce this fucking weekend. I’m going to get on a fucking plane soon and go where you’re at and choke you the fuck out. I’m telling you right now, I’ve had enough of your fucking shit. First of all, I’ve sent you the fucking pictures and secondly, I placed Drew Fickett in a fight fucking months ago and five weeks prior to my main event of my fucking fight card. You’re going to give me a fucking call tomorrow or I swear I’ll get on a fucking plane and go right where you’re at right now. You’re pissing me off, I’ve been nothing but professional to you motherfuckers and you’re doing this kind of bullshit, alright? Call me back, I’m fucking pissed."
by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Dec 14, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
no, this is Danago
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by ShivanTiger on Dec 14, 2011 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
danago is legit. I've seen him fight. He ain't no sweetie.
"It’s Mark Pavelich calling from the Maximum Fighting Championship,
I’ve just received notice that Drew Fickett or you, I don’t care which one of you fuckers did it, has signed a contract to fight in Strikeforce this fucking weekend. I’m going to get on a fucking plane soon and go where you’re at and choke you the fuck out. I’m telling you right now, I’ve had enough of your fucking shit. First of all, I’ve sent you the fucking pictures and secondly, I placed Drew Fickett in a fight fucking months ago and five weeks prior to my main event of my fucking fight card. You’re going to give me a fucking call tomorrow or I swear I’ll get on a fucking plane and go right where you’re at right now. You’re pissing me off, I’ve been nothing but professional to you motherfuckers and you’re doing this kind of bullshit, alright? Call me back, I’m fucking pissed."
by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Dec 14, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
oh that's right
isn’t his record like 80 – 1 now?
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by ShivanTiger on Dec 14, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
I thought he gave up mma because he's a professional footballer
His fan post about arsenal was flagged as an example of bad fan posts. Such an excellent read
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"I'm so fast that, last night, I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark." - Ali
He's a sweet transvestite?
from…
IF YOU THINK REEM SHOULD BE RATED ANY HIGHER THAN AROUND THE #5 HEAVYWEIGHT (AND THAT IS STRETCHING IT) THEN YOU ARE A FLIPPIN MORON, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
by Edgecrusher71 on Dec 14, 2011 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Transexual, Transylvania
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DING DING DING
We have a winner lol
IF YOU THINK REEM SHOULD BE RATED ANY HIGHER THAN AROUND THE #5 HEAVYWEIGHT (AND THAT IS STRETCHING IT) THEN YOU ARE A FLIPPIN MORON, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
by Edgecrusher71 on Dec 14, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Haha I knew this thread would be gold
Now we have Rocky Horror jokes.
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by David W-S on Dec 14, 2011 2:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Not enough ink to be Rollins lol (love Rollins!)
IF YOU THINK REEM SHOULD BE RATED ANY HIGHER THAN AROUND THE #5 HEAVYWEIGHT (AND THAT IS STRETCHING IT) THEN YOU ARE A FLIPPIN MORON, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
by Edgecrusher71 on Dec 14, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Right, was thinking this was maybe his wrestling days prior to the heavy metal rage.
Did he even wrestle? I am thinking not…
It's all about the entertainment.
No way, his days before his music days were him just being a very intesne punk lol.
here is his write up about his early life from wikipedia…
After high school, Rollins attended American University in Washington for one semester, however dropped out in December 1979. He began working minimum-wage jobs, including a job as a courier for liver samples at the National Institutes of Health.3 Rollins got into punk rock after he and his friend Ian MacKaye procured a copy of The Ramones’s eponymous debut album; he later described it as a “revelation.” From 1979 to 1980, Rollins was working as a roadie for Washington bands, including Teen Idles. When the band’s singer Nathan Strejcek failed to appear for practice sessions, Rollins convinced the Teen Idles to let him sing. Word of Rollins’s ability spread around the punk rock scene in Washington; Bad Brains singer H.R. would sometimes get Rollins on stage to sing with him.4
In 1980, the Washington punk band The Extorts lost their frontman Lyle Preslar to Minor Threat. Rollins joined the rest of the band to form State of Alert, and became its frontman and vocalist. He put words to the band’s five songs and wrote several more. S.O.A. recorded their sole EP, No Policy, and released it in 1981 on MacKaye’s Dischord Records.5 S.O.A. disbanded after a total of a dozen concerts and one EP. Rollins had enjoyed being the band’s frontman, and had earned a reputation for fighting in shows. He later said: “I was like nineteen and a young man all full of steam […] Loved to get in the dust-ups.” By this time, Rollins had become the manager of the Georgetown Häagen-Dazs ice cream store; his steady employment had helped to finance the S.O.A. EP.6
IF YOU THINK REEM SHOULD BE RATED ANY HIGHER THAN AROUND THE #5 HEAVYWEIGHT (AND THAT IS STRETCHING IT) THEN YOU ARE A FLIPPIN MORON, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
by Edgecrusher71 on Dec 14, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
thanks for this
i’m listening to some Fugazi tomorrow. it’s been to long
Jon Jone's opponent's don't gas, he just beats the will out of them.
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If you want to see Henry, watch sons of anarchy. GREAT SHOW!
He is on season 2. Watch season 1 first though.
IF YOU THINK REEM SHOULD BE RATED ANY HIGHER THAN AROUND THE #5 HEAVYWEIGHT (AND THAT IS STRETCHING IT) THEN YOU ARE A FLIPPIN MORON, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
by Edgecrusher71 on Dec 14, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
No It's Lance Storm professional wrestler(semi retired) and
also (maybe) a weekender on this site. I wouldn’t dare call Henry Rollins half a retard.
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I got the joke mate
I bet Lance is gutted that nobody else did.
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by David W-S on Dec 14, 2011 2:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
his pic really did show up on a google images search for half retarded
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I lolled
That Canadian fucker
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by Greenbeard on Dec 14, 2011 12:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I just typed half retard I'm google
Our prime minster came up
Poor Harper lol
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I'll give Kung-fu it's due
If a fighter gets in and actually has success with it in the cage…
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by O damn he got caught on Dec 14, 2011 9:40 AM EST reply actions
Isn't that guy from China
That fought in the UFC in Australia a shaolin trained guy ? Obviously he also trains BJJ boxing etc. but I think his base is Kung Fu.
Someone will come along like a Machida whose base is in Kung FU but “mixes” in everything else and we will be talking about the guy walking on water until someone beats him
by jtc5150 on Dec 14, 2011 9:53 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
you talkin bout the Mongolian Wolf?
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Remember that Kung Fu guy from Bellingham MA who fought Royce Gracie?
Got his arm broke.
And Im sorry but this spinning Armbar would not work past the first round once the entire arm had sweat all over it. Interesting concept….but this is just too tough to perform in the cage. Not to mention if you attempted it when your opponent is shooting in for a single…. and you aren’t able to pull it off. Your opponent just mounted your back.
Jason DeLucia
Sig Bet 3-2
Assunciao beats Yagin (Rolandando)
Cain loses to JDS (DavidWS)
Le loses to Wand (DavidWS)
Bisping beats Miller (DavidWS)
Lil Nog beats Ortiz (Cruz Jackson)
The real question is,
Once he’s on top of the arm, why the fuck does he dive onto his back and potentially give up position when he could easily finish from where he was?
Wasn't sure about his nickname
Posted link below
by jtc5150 on Dec 14, 2011 10:07 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Just waitin to see it
Need to see some monkey/crane style thrown in there after the 1-2 punch combination. There have been some crazy moves pulled off in MMA over the years, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone did come along with a kung fu base and started mixing it in with his striking.
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by O damn he got caught on Dec 14, 2011 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
that's the Mongolian Wolf
he is a decent fighter, but no where near where the UFC wishes/tried to tell us he was.
Jon Jone's opponent's don't gas, he just beats the will out of them.
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by ShivanTiger on Dec 14, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
He has shit cardio, thats his main problem
excellent guillotine, but other than that no defense off of his back
Pro Sig record
9-5
Yea any style can work, it’s all to do with the actual person. Some people are just awesome and can make any style work.
But yea Kung Fu is in a big show me situation. Not one successful guy yet.
by p123 on Dec 14, 2011 9:59 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I think Lorenz Larkin is pretty much the only one
Why can't I quit you, Mirko...
by Johnny WF on Dec 14, 2011 11:59 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Monkey Fist FTW
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looks like we've found out who has been writing BlackFly
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The first person i've read or heard anything from on this site that makes any sense
He should be writing the articles and not Jesse Holland!
Sig Bet 3-2
Assunciao beats Yagin (Rolandando)
Cain loses to JDS (DavidWS)
Le loses to Wand (DavidWS)
Bisping beats Miller (DavidWS)
Lil Nog beats Ortiz (Cruz Jackson)
he's no Snowden that's for sure
Jon Jone's opponent's don't gas, he just beats the will out of them.
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:)
nice Shivan
Sig Bet 3-2
Assunciao beats Yagin (Rolandando)
Cain loses to JDS (DavidWS)
Le loses to Wand (DavidWS)
Bisping beats Miller (DavidWS)
Lil Nog beats Ortiz (Cruz Jackson)
He's probably messing around.
If not then he is damn senile.
"My weight is not enough and strength is not enough either, so I have to take the fight by mastery." - Fedor Emelianenko
lol
Sig Bet 3-2
Assunciao beats Yagin (Rolandando)
Cain loses to JDS (DavidWS)
Le loses to Wand (DavidWS)
Bisping beats Miller (DavidWS)
Lil Nog beats Ortiz (Cruz Jackson)
here ya go
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by ShivanTiger on Dec 14, 2011 9:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that's cute?
it’s got creepy soulless eyes.
Jon Jone's opponent's don't gas, he just beats the will out of them.
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nah man..Gollum's sexy
Jon Jone's opponent's don't gas, he just beats the will out of them.
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Brown bag job, that body is smoking.
Sig Bet 3-2
Assunciao beats Yagin (Rolandando)
Cain loses to JDS (DavidWS)
Le loses to Wand (DavidWS)
Bisping beats Miller (DavidWS)
Lil Nog beats Ortiz (Cruz Jackson)
It's not supposed to help. Out of sight out of mind is the motto of the day.
Sig Bet 3-2
Assunciao beats Yagin (Rolandando)
Cain loses to JDS (DavidWS)
Le loses to Wand (DavidWS)
Bisping beats Miller (DavidWS)
Lil Nog beats Ortiz (Cruz Jackson)
Once I saw that, it's all I would see once I bagged it.
If you could, my hats off to ya.
It's all about the entertainment.
lol, why thank you.
Glad i’ll never have to test my mental toughness in this way.
Sig Bet 3-2
Assunciao beats Yagin (Rolandando)
Cain loses to JDS (DavidWS)
Le loses to Wand (DavidWS)
Bisping beats Miller (DavidWS)
Lil Nog beats Ortiz (Cruz Jackson)
To be fair it's worth mentioning that he's talking about street fighting in some respects
Just like when rolling in BJJ, you can’t hit the nuts or poke the eyes so you can get away with more lax movements (at least as a learner).
His leopard fist is actually a way to get more range than a closed fist strike. Striking with the fingers is the next stage.
Sig Bet 3-2
Assunciao beats Yagin (Rolandando)
Cain loses to JDS (DavidWS)
Le loses to Wand (DavidWS)
Bisping beats Miller (DavidWS)
Lil Nog beats Ortiz (Cruz Jackson)
I like Bas' approach
fingers….coated with tabasco.
My lack of sense is only rivaled by the amount of sand in my vagina. Do not call me on my bullshit or I will call your mother.
Look sir, I really don’t want anything of this and I go ‘WHOOP’ like this and I slit your throat, and it’s over and out
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by ShivanTiger on Dec 14, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
Clavicle strike! Clavicle strike! “Oh, I am sorry, did I hurt you?”
My lack of sense is only rivaled by the amount of sand in my vagina. Do not call me on my bullshit or I will call your mother.
lmao.
“oh i’m sorry, bang a da bang a da bang … oh no i’m not!”
Sig Bet 3-2
Assunciao beats Yagin (Rolandando)
Cain loses to JDS (DavidWS)
Le loses to Wand (DavidWS)
Bisping beats Miller (DavidWS)
Lil Nog beats Ortiz (Cruz Jackson)
I don't believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye.
He tried to kill me, now I gotta return the favour.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 14, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
And then once we get the choke, we can play fun games like pull the pants down and hide the spice bottle
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by ShivanTiger on Dec 14, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
I used to practice Chinese Kenpo
And A LOT of it, especially in the katas, was groin shots, throat strikes and eye gouges… There are some worth while things taught, but not much anyone could use in a pro fight.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 14, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
I still like the american system of street fighting….you hit in the balls, I break a bottle over your head.
My lack of sense is only rivaled by the amount of sand in my vagina. Do not call me on my bullshit or I will call your mother.
The more traditional martial arts schools are one of the few places you can learn weapons too
Swords, staffs etc.. I remember we used to take these thick pieces of colored chalk and pretend it was a knife, if you got chalk on your gi you lose if you could stop the guy from stabbin (chalkin) you and get wrist control you won. I’d prefer a boxing gym over that any day but some of the stuff was pretty fun and different enough to keep me interested.
I live in America! Land of the coward, home of the slave. Watch that TV, go to that football game, that circus, CNN, MSNBC, FOX and other mainstream media are not owned by large corporations, they are always honest and fair and they never lie to you. Whatever you do don't read history books, don't study the constitution, do everything you can possibly do to be happy in life. Just don't ever get involved in your government, big brother will take care of you. Your elected officials always do what's in your best interest, there is no corruption in our government, good little sheep, just make yourself happy, just entertain yourself, the government is only here to entertain you and take care of you and feed you and make you happy, don't you worry your little head over world affairs.
by O damn he got caught on Dec 14, 2011 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
Martial arts is about constant improvement
So MMA does qualify of course and due to the open mindedness not just in techniques but in training methods and focusing on the individual (like Bruce was one of the more famous instigators).
I have no comment on forms because there are different types of forms.
Sig Bet 3-2
Assunciao beats Yagin (Rolandando)
Cain loses to JDS (DavidWS)
Le loses to Wand (DavidWS)
Bisping beats Miller (DavidWS)
Lil Nog beats Ortiz (Cruz Jackson)
Well the man has some serious stats, and you can't argue with them
65% of the time, the baby monkey will be wrapped around the mama monkey. Just like 65% of the time MMA uses the baby monkey technique.
My lack of sense is only rivaled by the amount of sand in my vagina. Do not call me on my bullshit or I will call your mother.
Buuut...
65% of the time it works every time…
"Matt Serra has unwittingly changed the face of MMA forever, with his KO of GSP he heralded the "Safe Win" era and all are starting to jump on that bandwagon. Good for them, bad for the majority of us brain-dead fans who don’t appreciate the intricacies of man laying on man action." - Jimrod 3/27/11 (Post Johnson/Hardy "Fight").
WTH
Baby Monkey Technique is a hidden secret amongst Kung Fu artists. You don’t talk about it like “Fight Club” in public. You may no longer know the whereabouts of this guy soon.
by mmachiro on Dec 14, 2011 10:08 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Let's not make this racial.
If you think this guy is full of shit just say so. Don’t make it racial. Love the baby monkey comment but I don’t think he or any of his students at their prime could make it to the cage. Having said that, he’s of the Hung Gar lineage, which is only a part of what’s known as Kung Fu. The term Kung Fu includes the gamit of fighting arts from stand up techniques to ground fighting and weapons. No one school of Kung Fu unfortunately, has perfected all forms. Therefore, even if a Kung Fu guy makes it to the cage they’ll definitely need to be schooled in other fitting arts. I mean, even Shaolin forms have to be simplified to Xanda in order to be practical.
by Chester Chan on Dec 14, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Sounds legit
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simple response hinted at by the “read more” tags:
sorry I’m html-stupid so this video probably ain’t gonna link directly…
so when is he making his debut?
love to watch wand, florian, lauzon, gsp, cain, machida, dos anjos
bones jones will be the champ for a VERY long time
damn that was fun watching tito choke out bader
fedor man its time to hang up the gloves
He's got a good point
"Dutiful servant in the church of Jon Bones Jones. All mercy to his MMA holyness. To you heathens i give my favorite scripture : And as he fell the dragon, the world stood still and those who did not believe now trembled in his presence. The Book of Bones -16 : 1"
by wooly shambler on Dec 14, 2011 1:10 PM EST via mobile reply actions
The difference between what he's saying
and what MMA is doing, is that MMA doesn’t separate technique from athleticism and endurance. They all interact in real fighting. It’s clear from watching that guy that he has never been attacked by someone with a fast double leg before.
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Why is he a “crackpot”? And why do the writers here commonly use sophomoric personal attacks against others in their writing? #LAME
And why did you use a hash tag on a blog?
Now that’s lame.
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by David W-S on Dec 14, 2011 2:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Why do you care and why should we?
"It’s Mark Pavelich calling from the Maximum Fighting Championship,
I’ve just received notice that Drew Fickett or you, I don’t care which one of you fuckers did it, has signed a contract to fight in Strikeforce this fucking weekend. I’m going to get on a fucking plane soon and go where you’re at and choke you the fuck out. I’m telling you right now, I’ve had enough of your fucking shit. First of all, I’ve sent you the fucking pictures and secondly, I placed Drew Fickett in a fight fucking months ago and five weeks prior to my main event of my fucking fight card. You’re going to give me a fucking call tomorrow or I swear I’ll get on a fucking plane and go right where you’re at right now. You’re pissing me off, I’ve been nothing but professional to you motherfuckers and you’re doing this kind of bullshit, alright? Call me back, I’m fucking pissed."
by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Dec 14, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Booger: what do u have.
Takashi: I have a frush
Booger: what the fuck is a
Takashi: u know, a frush
Booger: we’ll I have two 7’s and two 7’s beats a frush
by UltimateHuggingChampionship on Dec 14, 2011 2:32 PM EST reply actions
I understand what he is saying
Rogan dissed his shit. A nice comeback from the grand wizard.
"Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves."
- James M. Barrie
On Kung Fu...
First of all Joe Rogan, really has no idea what he’s talking about..if you don’t believe me watch him call a fight…second of all, all strikers use form…they may not all do complex forms, but shadow boxing is form training, bag work is form training, ect.
Most people who don’t do traditional Kung Fu don’t understand the difference in form and application. Form is not just training fancy technique, but cardio, strength, coordination, stamina, ect.
And as to monkey, have you watched Jon Jones come into the ring his last couple fights? Straight up monkey stance all fours on the ground…he’s one of the few to break the UFC convention of jab, punch, roundhouse kick, grapple…
Anyways…Kung Fu has been around for 1500 years because it works. They were doing bare knuckle fights in China, many which ended with deaths, long before UFC came around; and the art will be here after the franchise is gone.
Kung Fu is also practical for these fights. I trained with Pat Barry when he was an unknown in K1, he started out directly under a Shaolin Monk, Shi De Ru, who was also a Sanshou champion. Same monk was also one of Cung Le’s instructors.
For those who say they do Sanshou, not Kung Fu, Sanshou is simply the sparring side of Kung Fu, modified for the ring and for competition…because traditional Kung Fu designed for combat relies heavily on things like eye gouges, groin strikes, knee stomps, ect. Sanshou or Sanda was long ago adapted for sports competition…long before UFC or any westerners knew what Muay Thai was. I believe I can say this without bias, having trained Kung Fu in China and Muay Thai in Thailand.
There’s nothing in MMA that isn’t already found in the traditional martial arts. MMA fighters typically adhere strictly to the basics, as is the style now…the style once favored BJJ, then wrestlers, now leans toward Muay Thai…probably because people focus on training what the winners are doing at the time…but there’s been Tae Kwon Do fighters in the octagon, GSP and Machida use a Karate base, very successfully…I don’t know who Jon Jones is training with or what he focuses on, but I see elements of everything in his style.
Open your minds a little…
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