Charlie Murphy's True MMA Stories (via ThomasGerhardt)
Not my stuff... Has this even been posted here before? If so, I don't care. I didn't see it.
This has to be so many words, so here's the UFC 140 card. I hope you bastards are excited for it.
- Light Heavyweight Championship bout: Jon Jones (c) vs. Lyoto Machida
- Heavyweight bout: Frank Mir vs. Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira
- Light Heavyweight bout: Tito Ortiz vs. Antônio Rogério Nogueira
- Welterweight bout: Claude Patrick vs. Brian Ebersole
- Featherweight bout: Mark Hominick vs. Chan Sung Jung
- Light Heavyweight bout: Krzysztof Soszynski vs. Igor Pokrajac
- Middleweight bout: Jared Hamman vs. Constantinos Philippou
- Lightweight bout: John Makdessi vs. Dennis Hallman
- Bantamweight bout: Yves Jabouin vs. Walel Watson
- Lightweight bout: Mark Bocek vs. Nik Lentz
- Welterweight bout: Rich Attonito vs. Jake Hecht
- Lightweight bout: Mitch Clarke vs. John Cholish