Alright, Maniacs!

THIS WEEK'S TOPIC:   A bit about your fellow Maniacs!  Please post a sentence or two about yourself in this thread, along with the requisite legs, heels, T&A, hilaribad animated gifs, etc.

I'll be checking out of here early to today travel to a friend's wedding.   Please make your images something that helps me get my mind off of my friend's death sentence!

 I am ready to party!

About me:  I am a medical software consultant,  play in a band, and train BJJ when not on the road.  I also like long walks on the beach, great vodkas, cool guitars, and hilariously awkward social situations.