This just in...
1. Mike Fagan used to work for Bloody Elbow. He doesn't anymore. That's pretty much the gist of it.
2. FanPosts with headlines that contain words like "Tits and Ass" will be deleted. Just like they always have.
3. Come as you are, be who you are and say what you want. But if you try to take advantage of our loosey-goosey policy to bully others, you're history.
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "But Nostradumbass, how is this breaking news? Hasn't it always been this way?"
You're right, it has.
Can we move on?