Week 7 is just about over, all we got left is a game tonight between the Ravens and Jaguars.
Here is a look at the top 5 fantasy players for this week:
- Arian Foster – 45 pts – Puck Head
- Drew Brees – 43 pts – Deuce
- Demarco Murray – 34 pts – The General
- Ben Roethlisberger – 32 pts – mmachamp
- Aaron Rodgers – 31 pts – The General
And now onto our weekly matchups:
ViolentMike – 107
Puck Head – 107 (Anquan Boldin)
Rumors are beginning to swirl that Boldin has a bad case of the shits right now. His status for tonight’s game is uncertain. You can’t catch the ball with ‘rhea running down your leg.
DetroitDrew – 98
mmachamp – 98* (Ray Rice and Billy Cundif)
Looks like mmachamp is going to win the battle of the .500 teams. Its gotta really suck to have a losing record.
Deuce – 185*
Ulf Murphy – 100 (MJD)
Ulf just got deuched!!!!!!
Jay – 81 (Mike Thomas)
Buster Bluth – 56 (Torrey Smith)
If there was a way to score this week so that you both get a loss, I would. When you win with less than 100 points it shouldn’t even count.
Dragay – 128*
The General – 118
Dragay pulls off the upset. Plus these two had a blowjob bet on this matchup. Time to pay up Geno.
Bjpennfan – 106 (Baltimore Def)
Kevjack – 105
BJ will get this win as long as the Jaguars offense doesn’t explode tonight forcing the Ravens to put up negative fantasy points. . I couldn’t even type that with a straight face.
And now a quick update on the B League matchups:
Jerseydevil – 79*
Donkey punch – 69
79 points gets a win? This is precisely why there is a B League.
Doonerthesooner – 102* (Anquan Boldin)
David WS – 100
Dooner drops Murray before his breakout game but still escapes with the win
YouveGotGold – 154
OJR – 110 (MJD)
MJD is short. OJR is short. That is all.
Magicmike – 147
ANS – 130 (Ed Dickson and Baltimore Def)
This is a good, entertaining fantasy matchup. Well, the scoring that is, not the smacktalk. I took a look at the matchup screen and all it was was magicmike agreeing with everything ANS said.
ANS: “I’m going to win, you’re team sucks”.
MM: “I agree. I hope you win. I know that I am rooting for you.”
ANS: “I am the greatest FFBer ever and Kevin Kolb is my hero!”
MM: “Yes you are sir. Let me extend the height of your pedestal for you. And I think I might be Kevin Kolb for Halloween”
AK: “+1. I agree with whatever ANS said”
PhishNation – 58
ClayMMan – 55 (Torrey Smith)
Seriously guys, we might need a D league for some of you schmucks next year.
GriffinFan – 102 (Ray Rice and Billy Cundiff)
Littledemons - 70
The co-managed yet unmanaged Littledemons finally suffers their first loss of the season. He started LeGarrette Blount and Mohamed Massaquoi…