Is Jennifer Swift the new ProElite Ring Girl? (Pic)
Well, she's definitely in the running, according to the official website:
This may be our newest ProElite Ring girl… Here’s a bunch of pics, what do you think? Here name is Jennifer Swift and is coming to us out of Southern California! Ever wanted to be a ring girl?? Stay tuned, we’re releasing our ProElite Guest ring girl/model contest shortly!!
Whaddaya think, Maniacs? Does she measure up to the Celeste-ial body in the UFC? Or would she make a Swift exit as guest Octagon girl?
See more of her assets by clicking here.
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Looks like a really hot taller version of Snooky from Jersey Shore.
I can’t wait to read comments from the mma fans on here who say she OK, and I can do better, or I MIGHT hit that. WTF ever! I have three things I need a girl to have for me to have sex with her….Clean, thin, and in her 20’s……. BOOM!
Dana White- This is The Ultimate Fighter!! We dont vote guys off!! We beat them off!!
dude, no one believes you with the sig Chael Sonnen
Dana White- This is The Ultimate Fighter!! We dont vote guys off!! We beat them off!!
I am relaxed, Chael is a man, not the man.
Dana White- This is The Ultimate Fighter!! We dont vote guys off!! We beat them off!!
Nice one
Better than Arianny, but loses to Britney Palmer
I really have to see the vagina before I can make a fair decision on who is the best ring girl.
Dana White- This is The Ultimate Fighter!! We dont vote guys off!! We beat them off!!
HA!!!!!
The Season 1 Mania Money Pool CHAMPION!
The only MMAmania Fantasy Football CHAMPION!
The Season 3 Mania Money Pool CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending MMAmania Fantasy Football CHAMPION!
shame on you for using a gif like that with children in it..
for real. thats fucked up.
"I have a vastly different opinion of what respect means then some people.. Some people think it's respectful to lie and to be nice to your face, bow and then put a knife in your back when you turn around... I will tell you to your face that when you turn around i will stick a knife in your back, and then i'll do it..
Now thats RESPECT!"
-Chael Sonnen
by stinky~fingers on Oct 17, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I know Kevin is reading this
And thinking “I’ve banged girls ten times hotter.”
No, you haven’t.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
I will however admit
I’ve banged girls ten times uglier
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Oct 17, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
It's true
the 90’s were not kind … while everyone else was turning grunge, I was still rockin’ the cavaricci’s and pink half-shirts …
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Oct 17, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
LMAO
"I have a vastly different opinion of what respect means then some people.. Some people think it's respectful to lie and to be nice to your face, bow and then put a knife in your back when you turn around... I will tell you to your face that when you turn around i will stick a knife in your back, and then i'll do it..
Now thats RESPECT!"
-Chael Sonnen
by stinky~fingers on Oct 18, 2011 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions
you just love to take shots at him knowing he's reading and can't reply, lol.
"You never know. I don't know. You know?" -Nick Diaz
One of the best advice I was ever given was: "Some ugly girls have nice pussies too"
Which is true I have eaten some of the nicest vag with an ugly face attached.
Dana White- This is The Ultimate Fighter!! We dont vote guys off!! We beat them off!!
Don't call me sir, and yes I watch porn, ALOT, and you don't you freak? I don't trust people who don't admit to watching a lot of porn
Dana White- This is The Ultimate Fighter!! We dont vote guys off!! We beat them off!!
I don't think it's cool, as much as, I think it's a necessity like breathing air and drinking water.
Dana White- This is The Ultimate Fighter!! We dont vote guys off!! We beat them off!!
yeah sex is a neccesity, according to Maslow anyways
im glad that my girlfriend agrees.
Chael Sonnen.
So are facials, my wife says it evens her skin tone.
Dana White- This is The Ultimate Fighter!! We dont vote guys off!! We beat them off!!
you must not trust many people
i believe most men watch porn, “a lot of porn” is a different situation.
you sir, may have a addiction
my girl and me watch alot of porn.
maybe we have an addiction?
"I have a vastly different opinion of what respect means then some people.. Some people think it's respectful to lie and to be nice to your face, bow and then put a knife in your back when you turn around... I will tell you to your face that when you turn around i will stick a knife in your back, and then i'll do it..
Now thats RESPECT!"
-Chael Sonnen
by stinky~fingers on Oct 18, 2011 8:16 AM EDT up reply actions
and you've also eaten some of the grossest
while searching for that ugly girl with a nice box.
Chael Sonnen.
Danago how gay are you?
Dana White- This is The Ultimate Fighter!! We dont vote guys off!! We beat them off!!
I’m not sure what the exact percentage is, but I’d say I’m around 70% gay when I watch Shogun weighing in.
don't get me wrong GSP has a nice ass, but damn let's not get too gay
Dana White- This is The Ultimate Fighter!! We dont vote guys off!! We beat them off!!
D-unit
You can straight up Email them dawg, ‘cept they answer to me. I don’t play wit doze kidz because I’m elite. Shoulda asked somebody. Next time come heavy or not all all. School’s out kid go back to your Shogun action figure. This shit is realz.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Oct 17, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
haha, D-unit.
that names going to stick,.
"I have a vastly different opinion of what respect means then some people.. Some people think it's respectful to lie and to be nice to your face, bow and then put a knife in your back when you turn around... I will tell you to your face that when you turn around i will stick a knife in your back, and then i'll do it..
Now thats RESPECT!"
-Chael Sonnen
by stinky~fingers on Oct 17, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I never knew so many gay socialists were MMA fans.
Dana White- This is The Ultimate Fighter!! We dont vote guys off!! We beat them off!!
no that's not me, it's an ABB tribute photo.
Dana White- This is The Ultimate Fighter!! We dont vote guys off!! We beat them off!!
We need to start rotating these ring girls
Vote for your favorite ring girl on every show. Girl with the lowest percentage,needs to start looking for a new gig.
they should be topless, America is so uptight. I am going to take a dump while looking at a national geographic.
Dana White- This is The Ultimate Fighter!! We dont vote guys off!! We beat them off!!
She's aiight. She ain't got nothin on aryany or Brittany.
She got a killer body but here face don’t really do it 4 me.
No escaping pain
You belong to me
Clinging on to life
By the skin o' my teeth
she looks like a Christina Applegate.
by The Hamburger Pimp on Oct 17, 2011 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
That’s who she was reminding me of. Very much so in the face.
by Empty Thoughts on Oct 17, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Applegate is 100x hotter than this chic, but I do see the resemblance.
"There are no pacts between lions and men."
Fake tan with a touch of down syndrome doesn't work for you?
Me neither.
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State."
Something about her face looked a bit weird in the image for the story. Must have just been the angle. Cuz I'd DEFINTELY rub my penis all over this face!

The Season 1 Mania Money Pool CHAMPION!
The only MMAmania Fantasy Football CHAMPION!
The Season 3 Mania Money Pool CHAMPION!
The reigning and defending MMAmania Fantasy Football CHAMPION!
much better picture..
"I have a vastly different opinion of what respect means then some people.. Some people think it's respectful to lie and to be nice to your face, bow and then put a knife in your back when you turn around... I will tell you to your face that when you turn around i will stick a knife in your back, and then i'll do it..
Now thats RESPECT!"
-Chael Sonnen
by stinky~fingers on Oct 17, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
face is too long
cheek bones are too wide leaving a massive slope into the chin
here eyebrows bone also sticks out too much for her to have eyebrows that thin.
listen, nobody is saying they won’t hit it, but there is a certain standard to being a ring girl. it’s not easy to say no to a girl that has a very nice body, but maybe this will help out. imagine this girl trying to get into playboy.
Radiohead
http://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=tFTLxkMmY4M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpxRMxBTjWw
dude it's pro elite.
u expect a model?
imo- this girl is better looking than the ufc ring girls.. aside from palmer, but i dont think she’s ufc anymore..
seems like the ufc likes to get rid of their hot ring girls, and they keep the mediocre ones..
"I have a vastly different opinion of what respect means then some people.. Some people think it's respectful to lie and to be nice to your face, bow and then put a knife in your back when you turn around... I will tell you to your face that when you turn around i will stick a knife in your back, and then i'll do it..
Now thats RESPECT!"
-Chael Sonnen
by stinky~fingers on Oct 18, 2011 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions

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