Comedy Central 'Inside the Bench' video: UFC bans handicapped fighter
I guess this means we'll never see Jax inside the Octagon either.
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i never noticed the comedy central bit and thought it was real haha
by couldn't get me old name on Jan 17, 2011 3:40 PM EST reply actions
ha .. same , i just hit play and thought it was serious till he knocked that d00d out , ha!
danago - "I’d rip Aldo a new octagon if he ever tested me. I’d smash that kid up, I’m on a different level for sure. Id axe kick his dome.."
That's when I realized it too. lol
So Coker thinks that because they're making his HWs fight 3 times this year and making the best in SF fight the best means the winner of it all will be the top HW in the world? lol Welcome to the UFC where everybody who isn't injured fights the best 3 times a year. Fedor hadn't proven he was the best in years but kept the #1 spot for the longevity of his Pride days until the big 4 in the UFCs HW division fought each other so as it stands right now Cain is the top HW in the world no matter what the outcome of this tourney is. If JDS beats Cain then he's #1 cause he already destroyed Werdum who embarrassed Fedor. It's not like Fedor has beaten anybody ranked above JDS in years so the rankings are finally justified.
haha i realized it when the speed bag ripped in half
and im thinking “damn no wonder they wont let him fight!”
Bazinga!
only after Danago beat him though
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes." - Jack Handy
by PSYQO78 on Jan 17, 2011 5:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
haha i saw this somewhere else on another site
and the people commenting thought this was actually real and couldnt believe that he’d been banned but he should never give up on his dream LOL
wish i could remember where it was.
"I knew i ‘urt ‘im, when he said argh" – GSP
by Rampagelangford on Jan 17, 2011 4:04 PM EST reply actions
idiots
For some reason that doesn’t surprise me.
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes." - Jack Handy
by PSYQO78 on Jan 17, 2011 4:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
it was up over a week ago on mmascraps
I thought it was real til he hit the speed bag and the stuffing came out. Then I was like wtf? I was thinking til that point “well of course he can’t fight in the ufc, he doesn’t even wear gloves for Christ sakes.”
mondaymorningblackbelt.com"
by daniel worby on Jan 17, 2011 7:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Comedy
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Jan 17, 2011 4:05 PM EST reply actions
Comedy
I for one applaud this mans bravery and dedication he should never give up on the dream
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Jan 17, 2011 4:10 PM EST reply actions
Anybody that’s a sports fan and spent too many hours to count watching Sportscenter and the like owes it to themselves to watch this show. If the premier episode was any indication they have the whole parodying-ESPN thing nailed perfectly.
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Probably should have pointed out it’s Onion Sports Network. It’s on Tuesdays at I want to say 10:30 but it may have actually been 10.
Just Blog Guy - http://JustBlogGuy.wordpress.com/
is it ONN?
Because its going to be on IFC this month too.
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes." - Jack Handy
by PSYQO78 on Jan 17, 2011 4:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Two different shows put on by the Onion guys. The one on IFC is generic Onion news. The one on Comedy Central is Sportsdome and is sports only.
I fell for this first time I seen it
I was saying his opponents dont want to fight him because he got steel fucking hands. It took me day, till I came back next afternoon to realize it was haha, you an azzhole. I admit I fell for it.
in other news
goro was also banned from fighting in the ufc due to having an unfair advantage of picking up his opponents with his bottom set of hands, then pummeling them into a fatality.
its bullshit i tell you
never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do
Don't even start on that bullshit
Liu Kang got banned FOR LIFE after turning into a dragon and biting his opponent’s spine in half ONCE.
Utter bullshit.
Anderson Silva will fall via brutal Republican dry-humping.
LOL
That KO was priceless
Proud fan of big boy Brock and Anderson Silva
"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty"
haha
Awesome!!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
its ironic
Because there actually is a handicapped fighter in my town. He has only one arm but he wins! You can YouTube him
by johnnysmash on Jan 18, 2011 1:03 AM EST via mobile reply actions

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