MMA Quick Quote: Is Keith Jardine working his way back to a UFC title shot?
The "Dean of Mean" certainly thinks so...
"This is just step one for me, is the way I look at it. This is step one on my way back to a UFC title. My career's not going to be complete until I fight for that UFC title. That's what this is all about for me. This is just step one, and when I get through this, and get onto step two. I've been around something like 13 or 14 fights in the UFC, most of them have been main event or co-main event, so I've seen the pressure before and this one really doesn't compare to some of the other fights. Mentally I'm a lot stronger and in a better place right now. This is just all about the fight, I'm not worried about much else. It's entirely up to me. My destiny's in my own hands. The UFC wants me back there, I want to be back there. String a few wins together and I'll be back there."
Jardine sounded confident during his appearance on MMA Weekly Radio, but how many times in recent memory have we seen "The Mean 1" go stiff in a high profile match-up? If the former Ultimate Fighter (TUF) 2 contestant ever hopes to get back into the Octagon he must first get past Trevor Prangley on Sept. 11 under the Shark Fights banner. Anyone think he's got the tools to get it done?
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I will eat an entire roll of tin foil if he is ever a competitor in a UFC title fight.
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 10:51 AM EDT reply actions
Does this include the cardboard inner tube?
Pain is weakness leaving the body
what about the little saw on the edge....
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Fine I'll do it
If Keith Jardine ever fights for a UFC title I will record this shit and put it on youtube for you to see as I gag and nearly die eating the tin foil.
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Hope you dont have braces. That would be fireworks in your mouth!! Great for Youtube though. Id watch it! :-)
Pain is weakness leaving the body
You guys want to watch something funny on you tube???
Type in, “muscle man afraid of spider.” It’s me freaking out over a spider at work. I went swimming with my phone a few days prior and I was excited that it started working. I made a video of such to send to my gf. At which time I saw a spider crawling towards me. I know it’s a girly reaction, but it’s a phobia I can’t shake. LOL Check it out guys.
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
funny shit
you should come out to the desert and check out some of our bugs. You would love it here.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
LOL
I didn’t have sound on it. Thank God! It would have been worse! hahaha I have my gf kill all the bugs! Thankfully she doesn’t mind.
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
just a friendly reminder....
you are bigger than they are.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
Yea I don't really have a fear of bugs myself
But Sharks scare the shit outta me. I have never/will never swim in the ocean because of them.
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
But for some reason I can't get enough of Shark Week when it's on
watching and thinking about how that thing could rip me apart and eat me alive with barely any effort is just too entertaining…
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
love shark week
Also, the open ocean is my biggest fear as well. But, I still swim in it. Tells ya how smart (or stupid) I am. It’s not just sharks, but currents and rip tides that scare me as well.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
LOL Duece, "currents and rip tides."
I go in the ocean, but never to far out. My girl and I were on this kayak thing in the Bahamas. We weren’t that far out when we tipped. I bugged the fuck out while my girl was cool as ice. Same girl that I sent the video to and that I’m still with now. Amazing that she doesn’t think I’m a sissy!
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
its the current you really gotta worry about
pull ya out, they report you drowned, but who the hell knows man, just as likely you were eaten by a damn shark. I believe many, many “drownings” under these circumstances were likely shark attack victims. But, no body, lost in the ocean, they just say you drowned.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
HAHAHAH Probably true!
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
Holy shit O damn!!! Me too!!!
Sharks frighten me bc there is nothing you can do against them! At least a bear you could ran, climb, hide. Doubt you make it, but you can do something, but not against a shark. You just wade there in the ocean. Ever see open water? That movie freaks me out to no end. And I too love shark week! LOL
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
statistically speaking
you are more likely to die from a hole, then a shark. You know those dudes always digging holes in the sand. Those things are death traps. I never understood the desire to go to the beach on vacation only to dig a damn hole. I can do landscaping at home thanks.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
agreed
many drownings are really shark attacks. When you get swallowed and no one is around to see it, you drowned.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
I can live with the hole death
But being eaten alive… no way
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't deny that I do moronic things
I just can’t stay out of the water man. Once you get in, you aren’t thinking about that shit.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
I love the water and do think of sharks when I'm in the ocean! Which is why I only go out to where the waves break.
The one good thing when I lived in NC was that I lived on a lake. NO SHARKS!!! I loved not having to think about that.
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
Yep, I'll use a fork and a steak knife cut it into little bite size steak like pieces and chow down
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit
I suddenly became a huge Jardine supporter
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Sep 7, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha!
You would Holland… you would…
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
May be the title
of weakest jaw at 205, but he’ll have to go up against Chuck for that.
@fjbar on twitter...formerly El Mexicutioner
It was either Wand or Houston that broke it for him
He just kept gettin rocked after that. 4 straight losses in the UFC; the majority of fighters in the world don’t get that many chances to prove themselves. If he gets another shot it would be a hell of comeback.
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
He's soooo herky jerky and unorthadox!!!
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
"He's just got that Herky Jerky style Mike, it throws alotta guys off."
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
thats the "chimpanzee style"
What in gods name was he thinking in the opening seconds of that houston alexander fight?
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by salamagogo on Sep 7, 2010 11:04 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I've just never liked the way he fought
Just something about the style, I just couldn’t appreciate it at all. I know it worked and he was able to compete but sometimes I’d be sitting there watching, thinking to myself, “this guy’s really a pro fighter AND winning??”
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL
I know what you mean, but I was a fan.
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
and his chin is so glassy wassy
And non-existant
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by salamagogo on Sep 7, 2010 11:02 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yea I got tired of hearing that every damn time he fought...
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
And the nipple tweak.....
Pain is weakness leaving the body
which obviously didnt do a damn bit of good
You’d think he woulda dropped it around the 3rd consecutive loss (and ko I believe)…maybe he needs to increase the nipple count…tweak the ref’s and his opponents nipples at the stare-down
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by salamagogo on Sep 7, 2010 11:08 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It was the exposure
If it wasn’t for Rashad no one would know about the tweak and it would still work. GSP was real slick about it, he snuck it in and you never even saw it. Now the magic is gone.
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I like your thinking....
Or maybe at the stare down, starts caressing his nipples while staring right into his opponents eyes. That would freak the shit out of me! But would probably turn Danago on immensely!!
Pain is weakness leaving the body
how about we get a win b4 this ufc title talk,
Mmmmkay, keith?
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by salamagogo on Sep 7, 2010 11:01 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I like ur thinking....
Or maybe at the stare down, starts caressing his nipples while staring right into his opponents eyes. That would freak the shit out of me! But would probably turn Danago on immensely!!
Pain is weakness leaving the body
And he'd have to do the Gina lip biting smile too
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Jardine tweaking his nipples and then looking at you and the ref like this..

Yea I’d throw in the towel by the time I got back to my corner from the staredown.
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Then maybe mincing back to his corner..... herky jerky style of course
Pain is weakness leaving the body
hey od
You should do a photoshop where you like superimpose keith’s face onto a giant button…you know, like they say “right on the button” when somebody gets KO’d…see if people catch the drift…
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by salamagogo on Sep 7, 2010 11:25 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
preferrably the "easy button"
From staples or whatever office store that is
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by salamagogo on Sep 7, 2010 11:26 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I was actually thinking about putting his face on the mr. Clean bottle
“The Dean of Clean.”
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
haha
I’m sure he wishes he could apply that magic eraser to his losing streak
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by salamagogo on Sep 7, 2010 11:30 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Instead of fighting other guys he can turn his attention toward fighting dirt and grime and tough stains.
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
lol
If his immune system is anything like his chin that would be trouble as well
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by salamagogo on Sep 7, 2010 11:45 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
ha
I lol’d
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Sep 7, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
lolol
That’s horrible. Keith is def something of an eyesore…probably wasn’t too popular with the ladies as a young lad…I’m sure there was a lot of solo “jerkey” goin on in his bedroom at night
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by salamagogo on Sep 7, 2010 11:16 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
and why didnt shad get to fight houston and avenge his lovers loss?
That was an outrage!….and if trevor beats keith will sugar be waiting for him outside with a 2×4?
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by salamagogo on Sep 7, 2010 11:12 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
close friend after keith gets released from ufc;
“Don’t worry keith, there are other orgs out there, keep your chin up”
Keith;………………
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by salamagogo on Sep 7, 2010 11:50 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
The Dean of Dream
This guy is nuts if he thinks he can become an ufc champion. He would not be a contender in the Strikeforce Light Heavyweight division.
Yea he would
He’s a name; the 2nd Jardine signed on the dotted line he’d be given a #1 contender fight. I guarantee it. SF doesn’t have much of a roster; he’ll get Mo, Mousasi, Babs or Hendo right off.
"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger
Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"
- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors
by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Submission grapplers seem to endure getting up in age more gracefully.
The skill and technique isnt lost the way a strikers reflexes are.
How do I put this another way, Jardine is done!
Is it wrong that I don't want to see him win ever again
for having to listen to his buddy Rashad commentating during his fight? Don’t find your way back Keith so I don’t have to listen to Evans talk about your great come-back story and tell us right after you are nearly knocked out, “This is where he fights best.” Where is that? Queer street?
by Mayhem chimpanzee on Sep 7, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions

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