UFC 121 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Lesnar vs Velasquez' on Oct. 23 in Anaheim

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) is finally set to pull the trigger on its latest blockbuster pay-per-view fight card TONIGHT (Saturday, Oct. 23, 2010) from the Honda Center in Anaheim, California.
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UFC 121: "Lesnar vs. Velasquez" will feature a heavyweight title bout pitting division championBrock Lesnar against undefeated challenger Cain Velasquez. Former Strikeforce Middleweight Champion Jake Shields will make his Octagon debut against well-rounded welterweight stalwart Martin Kampmann in the co-featured fight of the night.
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Without further delay, see below for the latest UFC 121 results. (Note: This will go from the bottom up; therefore, scroll toward the bottom for the latest detailed round-by-round action!
Here are the complete UFC 121 results:
UFC 121 QUICK RESULTS
Main event:
265 lbs.: Cain Velasquez defeats Brock Lesnar via TKO (Strikes) Round 1
Main card (Televised):
205 lbs.: Matt Hamill defeats Tito Ortiz via Unanimous Decision
265 lbs.: Brendan Schaub defeats Gabriel Gonzaga via Unanimous Decision
170 lbs.: Jake Shields defeats Martin Kampmann via Split Decision
170 lbs.: Diego Sanchez defeats Paulo Thiago via Unanimous DecisionSpike TV "Prelims" (Televised):
185 lbs.: Court McGee defeats Ryan Jensen via submission (arm-triangle choke) Round 3
185 lbs.: Tom Lawlor defeats Patrick Cote via unanimous decision
Under card (May not be broadcast):
265 lbs.: Jon Madsen defeats Gilbert Yvel via TKO (Strikes) Round 1
155 lbs.: Sam Stout defeats Paul Taylor via Split Decision
170 lbs.: Daniel Roberts defeats Mike Guymon via Submission (Anaconda Choke) Round 1
185 lbs.: Chris Camozzi defeats Dongi Yang via Split Decision
UFC 121 PLAY-BY-PLAY LIVE MAIN CARD COMMENTARY:
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UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Cain Velasquez (265-pound limit)
Round one: Lesnar right off the bat goes for a take down. Brock throwing a flying knee and now a uppercut. Cain connects with a counter left. Good jab from Cain. Brock now with a big take down. Cain gets right back up to his feet. Lesnar holding onto a single leg against the cage. Lesnar again with a quick take down but Cain is right back to his feet. Jab from Cain. Brock swinging for the fences and lands a couple. Good right from Brock. Cain gets a take down now!!! He is throwing some punches from behind now. Brock back up. Brock is bleeding under his left eye. Cain is throwing bombs now!!!! HUGE knee from Cain. Brock falls to the mat now and Cain jumps on top of him!!! Lesnar is hurt bad!!!! Cain still trying to land bombs. Lesnar holding on for dear life. Lesnar now gets back up and Cain rocks him again!! Brock is covering up and trying to avoid any more damage!!! Thats it Herb Dean stops the fight!!! Cain Velasquez just DOMINATED Brock Lesnar. Wow that was amazing.
Round two:
Round three:
Final result: Cain Velasquez defeats Brock Lesnar via TKO (Strikes) Round 1
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Martin Kampmann vs. Jake Shields (170-pound limit)
Round one: Body kick from Shields. Good right from Shields and he presses Kampmann against the cage. Shields gets a single leg take down right off the bat. Shields passing into side control. Half guard for Kampmann now. Kampmann with a good elbow from the bottom. Shields working hard to pass. Shields into side control and then right into full mount with ease. Kampmann somehow works his way back to his feet. Nice knees to the body from Kampmann. Shields gets another single leg take down and Kampmann is trying to sprawl his way to his feet and does. Kampmann now gets away and their in the center of the cage. Jab from Shields. Nice body kick from Shields. Jab from Kampmann. Shot from Shields nothing there as Kampmann sprawls out. Good jab from Kampmann. Nice leg kick from Shields. Good right from Kampmann and Shields is going for another take down. Kampmann sprawls out till the end of the round. Nothing too exciting but Shields won the round. 10-9 Shields.
Round two: Leg kick from Shields. Leg kick from Kampmann. Great sprawl from Kampmann. Shield pushes him against the cage. Huge knee from the clinch from Kampmann!!!! Shields is stunned. Shields now uses it to grab a single and is going for the take down. Shields finishes the take down and is in half guard. Shields right into side control. Shields right into full mount. Kampmann scrambles back up to his feet and is landing some big knees on the way up. Shields takes a big breathe and is bleeding bad from his nose. Kampmann lands another knee from the clinch. Shields with another take down and is in side control. Good elbows to the thigh for Shields. Full mount from Shields. Kampmann struggling to scramble. Shields right into full mount again and makes it look easy. Kampmann bucks out and is back to his feet. Big right hook from Kampmann and a jab from Kampmann. Shields looks gassed out big time. Shields won that round but he has no gas left in the tank. 10-9 Shields.
Round three: Weak leg kicks from Shields. Shields ducks under and cant lock up the take down. Good head kick from Kampmann, and now a knee from the clinch from Kampmann. Double jab from Kampmann. Shields shoots and nice sprawl from Kampmann. Good knees to the body from the tie up by Kampmann. Shields is exhausted. Shields ducks under for a single again but nothing there. Kampmann is on top now and is throwing some good punches. Shields grabs a leg in desperation and is holding on. Kampmann rolling him over with a choke and has it almost locked in. Nice elbows from Kampmann who is in Shields half guard. One has to wonder why Kampmann is not standing up so he can try to finish he is down 2 rounds to none. Kampmann again goes for a choke and Shield uses it to get back into top position. Shields in half guard basically just riding out the round. Shields has the back now and drags him back ot the mat and is looking for the finish. Shields has the body lock and is trying to finish it but there is not enough time. That is the bell and Jake Shields holds on for what should be a unanimous victory. However, Martin Kampmann did him a huge favor not keeping this fight standing in the 3rd when it was obvious Shields was out of gas and could not get him down to the mat. For some odd reason he chose to go for submissions and keep it on the ground and that cost him the fight. 10-9 Shields.
Final result: Jake Shields defeats Martin Kampmann via Split Decision
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Matt Hamill vs. Tito Ortiz (205-pound limit)
Round one: Head kick from Ortiz and then a big knee from the clinch from Ortiz. Right from Tito. Ortiz came out like a bat out of hell. Pace is slowing. Body kick from Ortiz and Hamill catches it and gets the take down. Tito scrambles back to his feet and lands a head kick. Tito is bleeding from the side of his head. Tito has a mouse under his right eye. Leg kick from Hamill checked. Tito with another leg kick, and a good jab. Nice head kick from Tito. Inside leg kick from Ortiz. Left hook from Hamill. Good inside leg kick from Tito. Spinning back fist from Tito lands but is mostly blocked. Good uppercut from Hamill. Inside leg kick from Ortiz. Good uppercut and right from Tito. Jab from Hamill. Good right from Ortiz. Thats the bell and Hamill lands a late left. Ortiz won that round but his face is beaten up bad. 10-9 Ortiz.
Round two: Inside leg kick from Ortiz. Good right from Hamill. Nice hook to the body from Tito. Good head kick from Hamill. Inside leg kick from Tito. Left hook from Ortiz. Nice leg kick from Hamill. Ortiz goes for a take down but nothing there. Good right from Ortiz. Nice knee from Ortiz. Tito is slowing down now. Nice body shot from Hamill and Ortiz with one of his own. Nice knee from Ortiz. Leg kick from Hamill. Nice leg kick from Ortiz. Hamill gets a take down! Full guard for Ortiz. Hamill posturing up to land some punches. Nice elbow from Hamill. Ortiz is throwing up his legs looking for anything. Hamill with some good punches. Tito goes for a leg and Hamill counters, Ortiz rolls him and now Hamill lands into side control. 30 seconds left. Nice elbows from Hamill. Thats the bell and that round was all Matt Hamill. Ortiz looks beaten up and could be loosing his gas. 10-9 Hamill.
Round three: Good jab from Hamill. Nice left hook from Hamill. Nice right from Tito. Jab from Hamill. Uppercut from Hamill. Body kick from Ortiz. Nice uppercut from Hamill. Jab from Hamill. Double jab from Hamill. Nice left hook from Ortiz. Both men look gassed. Ortiz shoots and is stuffed. Ortiz looks at the clock he looks gassed. Nice combo from Tito but he has nothing on his punches. Hamill dives into a big double leg take down and that could have won the fight. Hamill working his elbows. Half guard for Ortiz. Big ground and pound from Matt Hamill, Ortiz is throwing good punches from his back but they dont have anything on them. Good elbows from Hamill. Hamill grinding his elbow into Tito's eye. Thats the bell, and Matt Hamill won this fight with his take down late in the round. 10-9 Hamill.
Final result: Matt Hamill defeats Tito Ortiz via Unanimous Decision
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Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Brendan Schaub (265-pound limit)
Round one: Both men dancing around. Nice leg kick from Gonzaga. Right from Schaub. Schaub catches a kick and tags Gonzaga with a right. Another big right from Schaub. Big overhand from Schaub just misses its mark. Nice left right combo from Schaub. Gonzaga is flat footed and looks noticeably uncomfortable. Big body kick from Gonzaga. Sharp leg kick from Napo. Double jab from Schaub. Decent right from Schaub. Nice leg kick from Gonzaga. Good right from Gonzaga. Nice right from Schaub. Schaub with a big right at the end of a combo and Gonzaga wobbles. Schaub Is now unleashing BOMBS on Gonzaga and he knocks Gonzaga down at the sound of the bell! Wow 10 more seconds and this fight is over. Schaub is just too fast for Gonzaga and it seems to be only a matter of time at this point. 10-9 Schaub.
Round two: Nice leg kick from Gonzaga. Another stiff leg kick from Gonzaga. Gonzaga with another leg kick. Another big leg kick from Gonzaga and he slips afterward. Schaub now charges in and lands a flurry. Jab from Schaub. Nice jab from Schaub and now he lands a good flurry. Gonzaga bleeding from the nose. Nice leg kick from Gonzaga. Schaub now lands some good shots and is throwing power punches. Knee from Schaub on the break. Jab from Schaub. Counter right from Gonzaga. Good right from Schaub. Leg kick from Gonzaga. Schaub nails a good right hand at the bell. Another round for Schaub. Gonzaga looks over matched he needs a KO. 10-9 Schaub.
Round three: Gonzaga lands a good flurry, Schaub shoots and Gonzaga sprawls out hard. Jab from Schaub. Jab from Schaub. Jab from Schaub again. Another jab from Schaub. Good short left from Napo. Schaub with a good combo. Jab from Schaub. Head kick from Gonzaga. Schaub with a big right. Inside leg kick from Gonzaga. Schaub with a good right. Jab from Gonzaga. Sloppy right from Schaub. Left from Gonzaga. Body kick from Gonzaga. Left from Schaub. Schaub is toe to toe and teeing off and lands some good BOMBS! Now he shoots and Gonzaga sprawls out and goes for a choke but the bell rings! Gonzaga watch out matched all night he just didnt have the speed to keep up. One really has to wonder why he didnt take this fight to the ground where he would have had a distinct advantage. Last round goes to Schaub but it was closer that the previous two. 10-9 Schaub.
Final result: Brendan Schaub defeats Gabriel Gonzaga via Unanimous Decision
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Diego Sanchez vs. Paulo Thiago (170-pound limit)
Round one: Diego fires a right that misses. Good right from Diego. Nice body kick from Thiago. Nice left right combo from Thiago. Diego shoots and gets caught in a choke that allows Thiago to land two really good knees. Nice knee from Thiago again. Now Thiago looking for the take down. Nice inside leg kick from Sanchez. Thiago ducks under and gets a take down. Now Thiago is unloading with some punches. Good ground and pound from the Brazilian. Half Guard for Sanchez. Good body shots from Thiago. Thiago just barely misses a Darche choke. Nice knee to the body from Thiago as Sanchez gets to his feet. Good right from Diego. Nice combo from Diego. Nice right then knee then big combo from Thiago to close out the round. Thiago controlled that round and he looks like the physically stronger man. 10-9 Thiago.
Round two: Leg kick from Diego. Thiago charges in and unloads a powerful combo and lands hard. Diego going for the take down now. There is a scramble and Diego lands on top in a reverse mount position. Thiago gets butterfly guard. Good elbows from the bottom by Thiago. Half guard from Thiago. Thiago looking for the kimura. Body shots from Diego. Diego working hard to pass. Thiago gets a warning for striking the back of the head. Thiago going for the kimura again. Diego rips out and is standing and tries to drop some bombs. Thiago avoids most of the damage. Thiago now flips Diego over with his feet and then Diego lifts up Thiago and slams him to the mat!!! Wow what an amazing sequence. Thiago looking to get back to his feet. Diego looking for a choke and is peppering in some punches to soften him up. Thiago gets out and lands a head kick at the bell, that was a AMAZING round. Diego really began to push the pace and looked like his old self. 10-9 Sanchez.
Round three: Thiago looks gassed. Thiago goes right for a take down but has no legs and Diego folds him over and lands on top. Half guard for Thiago. Thiago is going for the kimura again. Diego slips free. Diego hops to the back and has a hook in. Now Sanchez has both hooks in. Body triangle for Diego. Sanchez looking for the finish. Diego punching to soften him up. Thiago is trying to wiggle his way out but he has nothing left. Diego in the mount and starts landing blows and now he is on the back. Thiago slips out, and Diego charges forward and Thiago lands a HUGE up kick!!! Diego on top now in half guard. Thiago scrambles and goes for a leg but nothing there. Big shots from Diego on the back. Diego again goes to get in the hooks. Thiago slips out and almost has a choke!! Diego slips out now and Diego is back to pounding away with big punches from Posture. Big punches from Diego. Diego jumps into full mount and is throwing punches like a MANIAC to finish the round!!!! Wow Diego Sanchez looked amazing in that fight. That was the best ive ever seen him. 10-9 Sanchez.
Final result: Diego Sanchez defeats Paulo Thiago via Unanimous Decision
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Rivalry?
More like a one-sided beating. After a brief and life-threatening hiatus, the Pain Train is back at full force. Brown Stain will experience the power and ass-whoopery first-hand, while the crying little ABM girls will weep for several more months of the UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD . . . BROCK LESNAR!!!!
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
ABM does not exist anymore. Ever since Brock made Carwin tap, they have been nice to us Pain Train frontriders and are preparing to ask for admission after Brock puts Cain to sleep
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
Never! Some of us are still biding our time hidden underground until the fall of the Beast!
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Then you are doomed to live in darkness FOREVER!
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
I remain defiant! A pox upon your house, Brock lover!
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
This is one ABMer that wont be asking for any tickets aboard that train.
by Andrew Keller on Sep 30, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, he’ll come around. And when he does I’ll see to it that he always has a place on board the PT.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
P-Dub knows you meant yourself.
But he chose to ignore that because he knows you are only fooling yourself and even through the internets he knows you are just conversing with him to get closer to the pain train.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
I can't disagree more with P-Dub
Cain will annihilate Brock who has had better luck than Mir when it comes to the win column…Brock is not that good, although I am a fan and he is exciting, he is just a big gorilla…Carwin not gassing = death to Brock, I will change my name to Brocksbitch for a month if he wins!!! To say he is the baddest Heavy is a joke!!! with Fedor, Overeem, JDS and Cain is crazy!! You can like a fighter like I root for Brock and still think is skill set is not up to par with the division’s best… Cain wins easy, not even close!
It is kinda like the Red Sox Yankees “rivalry” prior to 2004.
We fight, get beat, rise and fight again.
More like the Harlem Globetrotters vs. the Washinton Generals.
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
definitely a fun looking card
Not the most flattering pic of Cain for the poster. Dude looks like he hasn’t worked out in a while.
It's just the perceptual difference standing next to the baddest man on the planet
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
155 lbs.: Sam Stout vs. Paul Taylor
how come no one is talking about this fight? this will be FOTN for sure
by xquisitewretch on Sep 30, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Taylor sucks and will get tooled by Sammy.
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
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Paul Taylor sucks?!?! shame on you!
by xquisitewretch on Sep 30, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me guess...
We don’t live on the same continent do we?
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
Do you happen to live on a small island where the sun rarely shines except when talking about the "quality" of your fighters after donning rose colored glasses?
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
“quality” of your fighters after donning rose colored coloured glasses?
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 30, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
colored
America Fuck Yeah!
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
It's like Football
Fuck you it’s Soccer!
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
The $8 BILLION Fox contract says its the NFL.
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
cue Roberto...
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
no no, I am UhhMrrrcan my man
I bleed red white and blue… I just really like Paul Taylor’s style, and this match up should be fireworks, only time he doesnt look great is against wrestlers
by xquisitewretch on Sep 30, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Stout may have the best stand-up form of anybody at 155
should be able to out-box Taylor pretty handily.
I apologize for the sucks. I don’t typically do that.
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
I like stout he just doesnt hit very hard, he ought to start doing some hardcore weight lifting or something, get some more crack in those punches
by xquisitewretch on Sep 30, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
yep...last chance at UFC glory.
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
the funny part about the term soccer is
it was invented by the Brits.
We fight, get beat, rise and fight again.
No shit
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know that I figured it was just a dick move by us.
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
really? so why do they call it football? just to adhere to international standards?
I guess America does have a tendency to say “fuck you, we’re keeping our system” to the world (i.e. metric system lol).
Yeah I was trying to explain the wheather here in Texas to some Brits
and they had no Idea what 100 degrees felt like and I could put it into Celsius. But everyone I talked to in England knew what a mile was
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s about 56 celcius, but they won’t know what the hell humidity is.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
Didn't think about that.
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
your spelling makes me think you pronounce things like Stewie. Extra H’s for all!
We fight, get beat, rise and fight again.
I just can't spell for shit
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I need to keep typing in the
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
The safe word is Whiskey
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Cain will end Brocks career and probably make Brock suicide.
Simple as that, brocks getting it the hard way. He’s getting beat on 5 rds straight, cain will do what ever he wants with brock. – Watch it for yourself kids, I’m calling it right now.
No way can brock keep up with Cain for 5rds. – The first few rds will simple be a matter of Cain moving around, playing it safe. Come the 3rd rd, thats when the beating comes.
Brock can’t handle losing, but in this fight he’s getting fucked up for 5 rds. Cain will make brock his bitch no doubt. Ultimately, brock will commit suicide Monday morning.. You watch kids
If Brock learns how to properly extend the jab and stick it in Velasquez' face . . .
Cain will have problems. But other than that, don’t sleep
ANYTHING can happen.
Carwin can beat and did beat Lesnar ass. Then lactic-acid-ness kicked Carwin’s ass and he entered the record books as the first fighter to be submitted by Brock Lesnar. Ouch.
Cain this, Cain that. Anything can happen.
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VEe is ANIMated!
by VeeisAnimated on Sep 30, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
and will probably be the last brock sumits
But people say..“He is just getting better” bullshit…aside from his sub, he relies on his size,strength and wrestling for his wins…and he sure as shit hasn’t gotten any better on the feet in his 3 or so years of training..he looks about the same every damn time
Activia; now with bullshitifus ridicularus
by salamagogo on Sep 30, 2010 12:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He did almost die. I mean to be fair.
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
if we were only so lucky...
I don’t really mean that…I will give him that, overcoming that illness then keeping the belt…that’s the only shred of respect ill fling in his general direction
Activia; now with bullshitifus ridicularus
by salamagogo on Sep 30, 2010 12:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That said I hope Cain fucks him up bad.
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
amen to that, dooner
Activia; now with bullshitifus ridicularus
by salamagogo on Sep 30, 2010 12:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Give the guy a break.
- It takes a while for those skills to really sink in.
- The fact that he thought about winning via submission alone was cool.
- Wrestling works well in MMA, especially when you’re really good.
- Hey look at Anderson Silva, it is safe to say that after all these years training BJJ, he’s just not going to be as good as Chris Lytle on the ground, let alone Thales Leites or Demian Maia. Lesnar’s boxing mechanics will never be great but he’s building a decent foundation because he’s aware of what he’s doing wrong. He shouted out his boxing coach in the post-fight presser and apologized.
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VEe is ANIMated!
by VeeisAnimated on Sep 30, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This^
Blind hatred just doesn’t allow rational thoughts though.
I’m sure most of the AMB in here were all over Barney Carwin because he’s such a stand up guy. Now look, he’s in the middle of a steroid debacle and he sends infantile insults towards Big Country….much akin to…….“oh yeah? well you’re fat”
I can't imagine...
Brock working his jab setting up combos, controlling the distance with 1-2, looking like Lennox Lewis…
by NicktheBruiser on Sep 30, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Nick, Exactly . . . I can't imagine Brock Lesnar using jiu-jitsu to secure a victory.
That’s what I love about MMA. These guys have the potential to grow and show those new found skills in the Octagon.
Now Lesnar looking like Lennox Lewis or a Klitschko brother that’s not going to happen in the next 3 – 5 years.
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VEe is ANIMated!
by VeeisAnimated on Oct 1, 2010 5:34 AM EDT up reply actions
In the event that you’re wrong, will you commit suicide on Monday morning? Or would that be unfair to all the super-elite fighters who would just be nightclub bouncers without your awesome training?
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
I'm never wrong, so don't even go there home boy. In all my years of watching mma I've never, not once been wrong. I'm badass, been watching this sport from the very first day - watch every fight atleast twice. So yeah, back off me kid. I'm the boss
I'm not trolling, please don't think I am.
by danago. on Sep 30, 2010 12:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
lol
Funny shit…I remember seeing a troll movie at a video rental store many years ago when I was a kid..but the troll looked more like your classic troll…short,stocky, fur…that one looks like a zombie to me
Activia; now with bullshitifus ridicularus
by salamagogo on Sep 30, 2010 12:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I WATCH EVERY FIGHT THAT HAS EVER BEEN FOUGHT SIMULTANEOUSLY ON AN ENDLESS LOOP INSIDE MY OWN HEAD, SO YOUR KNOWLEDGE IS COMPLETE ISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
SAME, YEAH I TYPE IN CAPITALS BECAUSE I THINK ITS COOL, Kid. - That doesnt make you cool kid. You come in here with your capitals thinking you are some big shit. I know your game, gtfo with that. I've watched every fight in slow motion...
braking every technique down, YOU AINT GOT ISH
Every battle technique, dating back to the naked oil wrestling of anient Greece, the sneaky assassinations of the Ninjas, to modern boxing, Muay Thai, jiu jitsu and everything else has been personally witnessed by me! I have cataloged every conceivable skill and technique in the gigantic database known as my brain and trained my brain to store all of this information in frontal lobe, leaving it all available for immediate deployment at les than an instant’s notice. Even with all that, I may still simply decide to come t you like a spider monkey. You have nothing. Do you hear me? Nothing!!!!
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
I've never seen anyone go head to head with danago before
interesting approach dub. troll him the hell outta here!
by Andrew Keller on Sep 30, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
You dip shit..
I’m effin programmed.. I know to much, believe me. I can see into the future, i know every champion, i know who wins all the fights. – So i KNOW Cain will beat brock up, i know that.. So don’t come in here with that ish.. I started training at 2.. I’m a target to the UFC, you know that? You know i make 10mill per ufc event from events? – because I know all the winners. You know jack ish compared to me son, call me uo and we can fight.. I know all the matrix shit.. which you dumbass’s have no clue about..
If you can truly see into the future then tell us how far up your ass my foot will go. I have trained lethal kicks for 86 years in Mexico in the martial art of piedra-culo. And you know it’s the truth because how else would Mexico produce 84% of all NFL kickers?
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
You called Toney over Couture. Any credibility you may have had went flying out the window with that crappy single leg that a 12-year-old with polio could have avoided. And since you personally trained Toney for that fight, I dare say you did not do a particularly good job.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
^^this^^
If he really did pick Toney I’ma go ahead and agree with P-Dub
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
lol u don't remember? He not only picked him, he said he trained him.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
That was just me pretending, it was a act. – i cashed in mills on that fight son, so gtfo. Actually, get off my site. – I can see what you’re goign to type before you have..So back off. I can look into your username, and find out where you live etc, everything. Just from that username. So gtfo my balls kid. Moving on
Oh,of course. Because claiming to have trained a fat boxer who got destroyed in two minutes would just make you look like you don’t know what you’re talking about, and that certainly can’t be. And I can just as easily use your username to find that you are a fat Canadian chick. But come on down to Texas. Oops, now you know where I am. Anyway, even fat chicks need to get their assholes reemed out every once in a while.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
P-Dub you in Texas?
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm off now, to busy for this.I don't have time to sit my ass down all day talking to dumb kids, who know nothing about my sport. - I actually have a life, I have money, i have bitches, i got it all
so yeah, I’ll be seeing your ass around no doubt
see ya in another thread
logged in with your normal username.
We fight, get beat, rise and fight again.
haha Jesse should just check who it is by IP and tell us
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
I would love to have a beer with Jesse and pick his brain on all this stuff. He could tell us quite a bit about everyone, but I am sure he isn’t supposed to give out that kind of stuff. Privacy and all.
We fight, get beat, rise and fight again.
Definitely, I was just kidding.
I am sure he has access to some very funny information behind the scenes though.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
I’m sure Danago would waive the privacy clause. I mean, what high-rollin’ millionaire MMA superstar with lots of street fights and bitches wouldn’t want his identity known?
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
the ones who are really
pasty, oversized “girls” from BC. That or a regular who is secretly the most annoying troll ever.
We fight, get beat, rise and fight again.
jeez, lesnar looks like
One of the sylvania light bulb people from the old commercial circa 1985…ish…anyone remember those, youd prolly have to be at least 29-3o
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by salamagogo on Sep 30, 2010 11:57 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
and cains head-body proportion
Is that of a life size bobble head…I swear its as big as tito’s or bigger
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by salamagogo on Sep 30, 2010 11:59 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
And ill wager you’ll never see him in a baseball cap…maybe a beanie or something super stretchy,
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by salamagogo on Sep 30, 2010 12:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
so what's next for Brock
after he destroys Cain..and eventually JDS? :D
Hopefully Strikeforce bitchez will come over by then. Otherwise, Carwin rematch and then retirement from MMA due to lack of competition.
Then temples will be erected in his name and he shall become the leader of all men.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
Nah. ---WHEN---- Brock beats Cain, JDS, and Carwin(again), he will continue to fight so long as he has the belt.
At least that’s my feeling on it.
I'm sticking with the "Leader of all men" theory. Just sounds more plausible to me.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
hopefully a new hair style
At the very least…that shit is atrocious
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by salamagogo on Sep 30, 2010 12:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
that flat-top
is what makes him so badass
you can’t take that away from him
I hear that is what gives him the power to beart any and all comers.
There are legends that people have tried in his sleep to shave it off, only to be greeted by death upon contact.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
Man I think Shields should have to get past Fitch to get a shot but your right.
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd love to watch it, I'm Fitch fan for a long time.
The guy is awesome he goes in there and gets it done over and over again. He’s not a finisher but he doesn’t Lay N Pray he’s always working.
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Why? When too equal wrestlers go at it, it makes for a great fight. If anything they need to Give Fitch and Shields MORE wrestlers. Mike Pierce put up much better fight against Fitch then Alves did.
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by sitnam90 on Sep 30, 2010 12:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
History has shown us that those type of fights end up looking like Renzo Hughes, which sucked IMO.
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I loved that fight too, I'm a Hughes fan of course.
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
wait, what?
You loved the Hughes Renzo fight? I thought it was crap. Horrible display of stand-up. I would have liked to see them fight to their strengths, instead, they avoided each others strengths and decided to do the one thing they both suck at.
We fight, get beat, rise and fight again.
Matt Hughes got his first standing KO in his career, awesome.
And his stand was so much better than it had ever been before, working the leg kicks throw combo’s I don’t care how sloppy it was it impressed the shit outta me.
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
better because of who he was standing with. It was a train wreck.
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I don't know man my green belt in Karate when I was 8 says otherwise
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
ah man
I’ll put up my orange belt in TKD from when I was 9 up against that green belt. any time, any place.
My black belt with its heavy buckle makes an excellent clubbing weapon. Just saying.
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Where's PW with the cowboy belt buckle?
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
I don’t actually have a giant belt buckle, but I probably ought to go get one and find me a few buckle bunnies.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
What's a buckle bunny? Hot, young gals?
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Had to look it up myself and I'm from Texas
Rodeo groupie
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
like snow bunnies
when you hit the slopes.
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by *Californication* on Sep 30, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that I think about it, I snagged one when I was 27 and she was about a month past her 18th birthday. Very nice.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
Like one of my boys and I always say : it smells like teen spirit...
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
I hate that band
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
So Griffin/Edgar, Griffin/Guida, Rampage/Hendo, Kos/GSP, Couture/Lesnar, Sherk/Hughes, Faber/Brown 2, Benavides/Cruz sucked? Okay…
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by sitnam90 on Sep 30, 2010 1:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
So Griffin/Edgar, Griffin/Guida, Rampage/Hendo, Kos/GSP, Couture/Lesnar, Sherk/Hughes, Faber/Brown 2, Benavides/Cruz sucked? Okay…
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by sitnam90 on Sep 30, 2010 1:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Huh?
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
You said fights between equal wrestlers sucked. I countered with those fights as examples. Honestly, what’s confusing about that?
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by sitnam90 on Sep 30, 2010 2:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
My bad got distracted
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
He should and he will
Can’t see the UFC giving fitch the bitch another chance any time soon, the fans don’t like him and Dana doesnt like him.
by Lester The Pimp on Sep 30, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
i really dont get it
I enjoy coming to mania for the news and to chat with people who seem like pretty decent human beings; and then posts like these land and I’m painfully reminded that the majority on here are brock fans…what a backwards world we live in
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by salamagogo on Sep 30, 2010 12:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
i know,there are a few on here
But the fans outnumber the people who are right
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by salamagogo on Sep 30, 2010 12:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Right about what?
He’s the number one ranked fighter in the world, perhaps the toughest SOB on the planet and that’s with only having trained for 2 years.
Yeah, you’re right, there’s absolutely no reason to like the guy. If you’re still hung up about him swearing on that PPV, you have problems.
Frank Mir just took home Cro cop’s chin like he did to Big Nog. I need to stop bitching and judging with my anger and stop raging. Even joe Rogan said Mir is one of the best BJJ HW’s in the workd and Joe knows way more then I do about MMA. All hail guyverbob and Frank Mir, And hopefully Cro cop with win one more time then retire.
number 1 in the world?
Heavyweight,perhaps…but brock in another weight class is a less successful fighter…he has had a significant size advantage over all but one of his opponents…I for one, like to see a fight with 2 similarly sized opponents, so the guy with more skill wins…not the guy who weighs 50 more lbs…and yes, I blame the weight/division for that, but its more fun to shit talk brock
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by salamagogo on Sep 30, 2010 2:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Do you mean like Brock choking out Carwin?
I like those too!!
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
He can cling to the whole ’it’s not fair, Brock is too big’ refrain for this fight. Then after he tools a 250-pound JDS he and the other ABM whiners will haveno choice but to accept that Brock is the present and future of the HW division.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
Its not fair that Brock managed to survive the meteor that killed off all of the other pea brained dinosaurs. Look at the shiny baubles, ya flat topped sumbitch!
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Is this a reference to something?
Shiny baubles?
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
A joke I made about being easily distracted by bright objects in reference to a low IQ or a Brock IQ.
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
His UFC Heavyweight Champion belt is pretty shiny. He’s going to polish it up real nice, then turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up Brown Stain’s candy ass!
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
Hahaha! Classic.
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
I love how they leave out
That he was also faster, more athletic, stronger and oh yeah a much better wrestler and better on the ground.
Having thousands of posts on a MMA site does not make you an expert, training martial arts, wrestling or boxing makes you an expert.
My problem
is with these fantasy matchups. P4P, yeah, you are probably right. But best in the world in this context refers more to the fact that there is no one out there that should be favored over him in the octagon. GSP is certainly a more highly skilled mma practitioner, but he would get rolled if he tried to step in there with Brock. There are no similarly sized opponents with Brock’s athletic ability AND fighting skills. It is just so rare to get big guys like Brock in the sport. Usually the big guys are clumsy bastards so the fact that Brock can do the things he can do, is very impressive. Also, I don’t like him- just an FYI.
We fight, get beat, rise and fight again.
He has also had a significant speed, strength and wrestling advantage also.
Does that make it unfair also.
Having thousands of posts on a MMA site does not make you an expert, training martial arts, wrestling or boxing makes you an expert.
ohhh nooooes other peoplez likeshz fighterz that I doonnn't waahhhh
lol, you disgust me.
Cain Vs. Brock
NO WAY Cain can stop Brock’s take down. Yes, Cain has better stand up, but that will be a mute point.
He may block one possibly two
But he will not be able to keep the fight on the feet. It is not as if Lesnar hasnt shown he cant take a shot. If Carwin couldnt KO him Cain will not be able to. Something many people are looking past is that Cain is giving up a 4 in reach advantage and will probably not be throwing as many kicks in fear of being taken down.
Having thousands of posts on a MMA site does not make you an expert, training martial arts, wrestling or boxing makes you an expert.
All aboard the the Cain Train! Destination 2 the promised land!!
The Brock cock passengers soon 2 be derailed. Better start looking for a new cock Brock suckers!
Don't be scared homie
by d*locc on Sep 30, 2010 12:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I posted this in the other thread, but since there non-believers here, I will do it again here:
Cain Train:
Pain Train:
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
Lol! The Brock cock is just riding on fumes & is about 2 take a shit any minute!
& don’t try jumping aboard the Cain Train after yur boy gets derailed by a real mofo =D
Don't be scared homie
by d*locc on Sep 30, 2010 1:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
cain is an excellent fighter
but do you guys honestly think he poses a big enough threat standing to keep lesnar off his take down?IMO i think runnin and gunnin will be the recipe for a win,try and grapple brock and your in for a bad night,and a fucked morning
by XxPRIDEFIGHTERxX on Sep 30, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
No. He can try to pitter patter and run all he wants but sooner or later Brock will gets his hands on Brown Stain and ragdoll him.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
see thats how i feel
i am not a huge brock fan but you can not deny the sheer brutality of the man,he is a force to be reckoned with
by XxPRIDEFIGHTERxX on Sep 30, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Cain didn't have any problem ragdolling Rothwell and he's not much smaller than Lesnar
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course but I don't think the size difference is going to be as big a factor
as say wrestling technique and explosiveness.
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe in wrestling pdub. Not even close in the striking dept.
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by d*locc on Sep 30, 2010 3:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
did you really just compare those two?
by XxPRIDEFIGHTERxX on Sep 30, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I compared their size, that was all.
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
well IMO brock is ahead on both those points
by XxPRIDEFIGHTERxX on Sep 30, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not convinced myself.
Cain has the best takedowns in the HW division and even though he’s smaller than Brock I really doubt Brock can ragdoll him. When Cain picked up Rothwell ran across the cage and did the vintage Hughes slam was one of the most impressive things I’ve seen, that’s explosiveness.
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
after watchin the randy fight i think
if cain plays his cards right he could be looking down at twelve pounds of gold.maybe
by XxPRIDEFIGHTERxX on Sep 30, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
My wife goes down to 12 pounds of gold on a daily basis...
oh sorry…looks down.
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Randy didn't have 2 much trouble with it b4 his 62 year old glass chin got caught!
Cain trains with some of the best wrestlsers around he’ll be fine. Brocks really getting tested in this fight!
Don't be scared homie
by d*locc on Sep 30, 2010 3:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He got hit behind the ear
Yeah I think this tough fight for Lesnar for sure
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Fighter that fought Randy wont be the Fighter that fights Cain. What makes Brock the best HW in the world is that not only does he keep winning but he keeps getting better and adding to his arsenal
by EvolutionMMA on Sep 30, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Brock
Hamill
Thiago
Gonzaga
Cote
Those are my picks. I think all these fights have the potential to be close though. I can’t even pick for Shields/Kampmann, that’s gonna be a great fight IMO. Kampmann is very underrated and has one of the most complete skill sets in the game.
But Stout/Taylor will be fight of the night and we probably may not get to see it :(
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by sitnam90 on Sep 30, 2010 12:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Really? I don't understand how people can pick Kampman to even compete with Shields
Oddmakers have Shields as a 3:1 favorite. And even that I think that is very conservative of them… I wish they thought more like you, I would put my whole bankroll down on Shields at close to even odds.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
Kampman was great against P. Thiago
but I’m pretty sure Shields will Fitch him rather easily.
Actually Shields will submit him in the second.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
I would be impressed
It would be swank if Shields came in and beat an upcoming contender decisively like that.
swank? had to look that word up in urban dictionary, had never encountered it.
swank
Extremely cool; dope; kickass
Man, that car is so swank.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
I’m not discounting Shields. But Kampmann has lost twice in the UFC by power strikers. He has shown a competant ground game before and good striking. Shields could absolutely control him, but Shields isn’t a god on the ground. Mayhem nearly had a RNC, and he may of won that fight if he had another minute. Kampmann isn’t a scrub on the ground either, and he has much better stand up. I think it’ll be a close fight.
Honestly, 3 to 1 odds are rediculous.
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by sitnam90 on Sep 30, 2010 1:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Then u should put a healthy bet on Martin.
I am staying away cause of the shitty odds. I don’t see Kampman winning in any way.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
I don’t gamble, especially on MMA. After Edgar dethroned Penn, Serra upset GSP, and Lyoto looked human vs Shogun, I realized this sport is way to unpredictable lol. And if Shields wins I wouldn’t be shocked. I just give Kampmann a lot more credit then other people.
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by sitnam90 on Sep 30, 2010 1:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Atleast he’s on the undercard this time. I guess figting his student on TUF could draw some fans
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by sitnam90 on Sep 30, 2010 1:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm liking that fight I think Hammill beats the piss outta him.
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant undercard as in not co-main or main event.
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by sitnam90 on Sep 30, 2010 1:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Its cool. I take every opportunity to be a dick seriously.
We fight, get beat, rise and fight again.
Koscheck? Is that you?
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by sitnam90 on Sep 30, 2010 1:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Latino market, Latino fighter.
Cain, Tito and Diego
by EvolutionMMA on Sep 30, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Because it's his first fight since before the Frank Shamrock fight he's at 100% of course.
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 1:22 PM EDT reply actions
Sure, he’s 100% now. After he loses we’ll hear how he suffered a compund fracture of his leg three days before the fight and didn’t want to disappoint either of his fans by pulling out. And he could have won even with the broken leg except it’s the one he pushes off with for takedowns.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
Damn this cant come soon enough. just hope no injuries to Broc kand cain. thatwud be my worst fear
Shogun will have the longest championship reign in the UFC
this is going to be huge card
for the pick em pool
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by *Californication* on Sep 30, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
separate the men from the brown pride boys...finally.
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lol no doubt!!
im still caught up on Cote/Lawlor and Sanchez/Thiago (especially).
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by *Californication* on Sep 30, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Cote for sure.
And you might as well flip a coin, Thiago hasn’t shown anything from his back and Diego got out wrestled by a Brit.
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Hathaway defected...didn't you hear? As soon as he actually stuffed a TD, Obama called him and offered citizenship and a place on AKA...
Roughhouse countered with a lifelong membership, a position teaching wrestling and ’Ardy’s copy of photoshop…
and you wonder why he jumped the pond?
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
So if they approved the Dream act he would have had to fight in Japan first?
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
nope, Australia...
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Political Humor and MMA in the same conversation this is a beautiful thing
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Mania is the best.
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-Stephen King
By far the greatest commenters
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
in dooner fashion
Well, let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks quite yet…
We fight, get beat, rise and fight again.
Bam!
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by doonerthesooner on Sep 30, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm glad to see Gonzaga getting back in there.
I know he’s probably never going to be champ but I still like watching him fight. It’s frustrating though because I’m not sure that he knows what a game plan is?!? I agree with wretch that an undercard fight may get FOTN honors.
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by fenderacoustic (formerly wAyNe) on Sep 30, 2010 6:57 PM EDT reply actions
What is Shields' road to GSP?
If he gets past the Hitman.
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by fenderacoustic (formerly wAyNe) on Sep 30, 2010 6:59 PM EDT reply actions
Brock Lesnar's planned entrance for tonight!!! LOL
“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqOQwRv2tI4”
What surprises me is when people are surprised by surprises!!
the link dosn't work
but this is the greatest fan promo vid i’ve ever seen. check it out guys.
It does not get any better then the Mayhem and a bunch of sexy Japanese girls.--- The Voice
by DetroitDrew1980 on Oct 23, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i loved it and im pain train lol...
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by DetroitDrew1980 on Oct 23, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't see him winning.
Even while watching that.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
Yes it was! that shit was sick
Its gonna get even better after he beats Brock tonight! I see Brock getting clipped early and often tonight. Cain will finish him
The pain that you carry is the love that you never showed
Enjoy the fights guys
And go Brock! I call Brock by 2nd round sub to either taps or Triangle choke again.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Want to see how Cain works on his back.
Brock by submission.
"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
''A man is not finished when he's defeated; he's finished when he quits'' Richard M. Nixon on Fedor's loss
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by Eduardo Cruz on Oct 23, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
More than anyone winning...
I’m hoping to find a decent stream tonight.
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sop has a message in front of the screen; now its okay
"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
''A man is not finished when he's defeated; he's finished when he quits'' Richard M. Nixon on Fedor's loss
"The NOGs are DONE, A.SIlva is on his way OUT, and bagged milk is the WORST idea since frozen FISH STICKS" Paying a stupid pick on Lil Nog vs Ryan Bader. Congrats Californication.
by Eduardo Cruz on Oct 23, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Once the PPV portion starts, I fear
They seem to get taken down, even last event I couldn’t find a SOP one on.
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that's great mythbuster; it's clean
"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
''A man is not finished when he's defeated; he's finished when he quits'' Richard M. Nixon on Fedor's loss
"The NOGs are DONE, A.SIlva is on his way OUT, and bagged milk is the WORST idea since frozen FISH STICKS" Paying a stupid pick on Lil Nog vs Ryan Bader. Congrats Californication.
Awesome!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Chandela just moved her ass out of the octagon;
"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
''A man is not finished when he's defeated; he's finished when he quits'' Richard M. Nixon on Fedor's loss
"The NOGs are DONE, A.SIlva is on his way OUT, and bagged milk is the WORST idea since frozen FISH STICKS" Paying a stupid pick on Lil Nog vs Ryan Bader. Congrats Californication.
I wish I drank...
Would be so easy to get drunk by drinking every time Rogan declares someone is in “big trouble”.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Wow, the referee tried to equal the things... Cote is a bitch so far. Just been slapped.
"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
''A man is not finished when he's defeated; he's finished when he quits'' Richard M. Nixon on Fedor's loss
"The NOGs are DONE, A.SIlva is on his way OUT, and bagged milk is the WORST idea since frozen FISH STICKS" Paying a stupid pick on Lil Nog vs Ryan Bader. Congrats Californication.
Don't want to hear from Cote until Sonnen get's back.
He fought like a bitch. Unprepared, asleep and stupid lol
"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
''A man is not finished when he's defeated; he's finished when he quits'' Richard M. Nixon on Fedor's loss
"The NOGs are DONE, A.SIlva is on his way OUT, and bagged milk is the WORST idea since frozen FISH STICKS" Paying a stupid pick on Lil Nog vs Ryan Bader. Congrats Californication.
Amish Power!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Arriany looks different tonight
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
hahah
booing Koschek so much!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
GSP! GSP! GSP!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Prediction Time!!!
PREDICTIONS ANYONE?
Brock – TKO 2nd
Shields – UD
Hamil – SD
Thiago – Sub 1st
Gonzaga – KO 1st
kickboxed for three rounds...
unless he makes very good use of the few takedowns he catches
by freedomthrtyfve on Oct 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
Hope Gonzaga doesn't fold..
Gabe 2nd rd. TKO
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
anybody got a good stream?
JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE
by Silky Johnston on Oct 23, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
wow
Gonzaga really has trouble when he’s getting rushed everytime it happens
GREAT ROUND for Schaub
Gonzaga is depending on a Crocop finish
1-0 Schaub
and fuck the fans who boo right away…
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
naah
They keep booiing every time no fists are swinging
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Gonzaga's the Gurgel of the HW div.
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
anyone got a non sopcast stream for mac? Can't seem to find one...
JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE
by Silky Johnston on Oct 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
Sopcast MMA-TV
workin fine for me..
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
Thanks, but I can't get sopcast on my macbook
JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE
by Silky Johnston on Oct 23, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, the one i had shut down
JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE
by Silky Johnston on Oct 23, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
WOW, Didn't think it would be this one sided.
Am I the only one who can see him getting the mid week pink slip if he loses this fight convincingly? Didn’t think it would be this one sided.
20-18 Schaub
They say “Brawl a boxer, box a brawler” – and Gonzaga is doing neither.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
He's Gurgel-ing the boxer
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
Why are these people booing?
God damn it
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
Because they want to see Korean Zombie-style action
And we got a simple boxing match.
pisses me off!
I love watching mma in japan. Those people cheer when there’s a transition on the ground.
by Brotherwolf on Oct 23, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Gabriel "No heart" Gonzaga
JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE
by Silky Johnston on Oct 23, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
Dumbass
Decides to go for the sub at the last second… Bye bye Gonzaga
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Gonzaga sucks!
Look for your walking papers in the mail buddy!
Absolutely
He shouldn’t get booted for a loss, but a loss like that? Absolutely…
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
More than that...
I think you may be a bit biased. Schaub clearly won, but he never even knocked him down, let alone an “asskicking”.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Sort of
I wouldn’t call it a knock down.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Ya that was pretty close to a finish
so could have been 10-8 first round but whatever
I know I'm gonna get chirped but ...
TITO TITO TITO
I swear
He’s 100% healthy and ready to win back his tit…. ok i couldn’t finish that but TITO TITO TITO
Was just thinking that
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
think he will be able to take Hammil down? I think it will happen eventually, just hope Hammil doesn’t take him down more, Tito ain’t the best off his back
Queen - I want it all
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I don’t know who Tito came in to.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
lol
ok, then Queen wins for sure
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Go Tito.. lol
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
You wish lady
Who the f$%k knows. Tito is better at everything but is very unstable. You never know who is going to show up.
Hamill's first punch
Changed Tito’s aggression
by The real Philo on Oct 23, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
Hahahaha
Hamilll gets a free punch because he doesn’t hear the horn
Protect yourself at all times Tito
by The real Philo on Oct 23, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
Being deaf is no excuse...
They should have someone shoot him with a bb gun at the end of each round or something
by --utaptout-- on Oct 23, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
That made me laugh
but why not go all the way and just use a taser, that way they know he’ll have to stop.
by The real Philo on Oct 24, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Ortiz looking pretty good
But you just know he will find a way to lose, bad.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Live feed?
MAn, i had to take my 8 month old son to the doctor cause he had a 104 degree fever!! Well, i just got home and everything is good with my boy but, i cant order the fights cause they have already started and i forgot to do it earlier. So does anyone have a link to a live feed…PLEASE!!!
Hamill can't seem to get his hands around Tito's noggin
for the can opener
by The real Philo on Oct 23, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
At least Tito is fighting this time
First time in a long time I[’ve seen that
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
In the most meaningless fight on the card
Hamill should win a decision. Still a good fight though actually. I enjoyed it.
Tito was overtrained
He was too ripped, and he just didn’t have the snap after the first part of the first round
by The real Philo on Oct 23, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
Pretty good fight considering the fighters
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Crying deaf men make me feel uncomfortable
by D_Smith on Oct 23, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
That's horrible
but I laughed
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I kinda like it.
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
There was never better entrance music...
Than when Hamill entered to fight Bisping in England to the song “Born in the USA”
YES! YES! YES!
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
PEE BREAK
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
i'm torn..
i fucking love paulo..especially since he knocks out kos…but i said it before..if i picked thiago he would lose..fuck i dunno..now i hope sanchez pulls it off..(cuz of my pick em pool)but i will be happy for thiago to win..shit
who needs playboy when you got free pron all over the web
by Reether on Oct 23, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
the threat of getting caught by your mom walking into the basement never gets old?
Not even when you’re 35? That’s my best guess.
What happened to Sanchez?
he used to be unstoppable, now everyone seems able to stop him/.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I was just thinkinhg the same lol
Diego is back!!!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
RAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
Lesnar ran in with a chair!!!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
u guys are hilarious
im talking about the diego fight
by --utaptout-- on Oct 23, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Sanchez decided he had enough of fighting and carried Paulo around the cage
while eating a bean burrito
thanks guys...ill just refresh and get it from the site.
Everyone made it to sound like Diego made a huge comeback and KO’d Thiago or something. You’ll hear nothing more from me.
by --utaptout-- on Oct 23, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Ya hes like that friend we all have
The one who we can’t really figure out why he’s around cause he’s weird and annoying but is too nice to get rid of
YES! YES! YES!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Prokstar
See that third round? THAT is a 10-8 round…
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Oh I know
I don’t defend judges lol. Just showing the difference :)
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Diego is a pretty damn good wrestler
If he can take a guy down he can win…. I just thought paulo would be harder to takedown… yeah diego looks good if he can get it to the ground.
How so?
Thiago got the 1st round
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I agree
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
So far I am very happy and entertained with tonights fights
Hope the streak continues.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Very entertaining so far
Worth every penny I am not spending on streaming. Felix must be having a great time being there live. He’s not tweeting much, that’s a good sign.
Woooo Kampmann!
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
uh oh
This one has the potential to be the Snoozer of the Night.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Nuthugger alert! Nuthugger alert!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Be careful
Christine O’Donnell can see what you’re doing in her magic mirror.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Jake Shields
getting his humping panties on. Hopefully he remembers he can use elbows but I still say Kampan wins this fight. Weight cut will be too much for Shields tonight. Although I have been shite on my picks so far.
WOOOOT!! GIANTS ELIMINATE THOSE STINKING PHILLIES!!!!
As a Mets fan, that makes me a very happy panda.
Both Yankees and Phils are not in the World Series. :)
Moved when he was just 3 months old
what was the significance of that Goldy?
by The real Philo on Oct 23, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
I guess if he went by himself
then that would be pretty remarkable
by The real Philo on Oct 23, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
lol
lay n pray baby all 3 rnds zzzzzzzzz… wake me up when it’s over
yes yes Jake
Punch punch kick … do it you know you want to
Shields is gassing
maybe Kampman will get the KO afterall…
Let's go Kampman!
One thing I hate above all else is wrestlers who grab a leg and hold it, forever, working for a takedown. Steel pipe to the head!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Shields won the first, but looks really tired
I can’t stand Jake Shields as a fighter. I will NEVER pay to see him in a headline title fight against anyone.
GSP wouldn't even fight me standing up...
Serra ruined it for everyone. Now we get to see 5 round decision fights till his career ends.
by --utaptout-- on Oct 23, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah fair enough I'd watch GSP fuck him up
Hopefully Kampman can pull it out so we don’t have to worry about it. Shields should have been deducted a point for holding the trunks.
Shields is gassing.....
this is when he does his best lay n pray… look at those powerful elbows to the thighs lol
The crowd is booing because no one really likes
to watch Jake Shields fight. He is just simply boring. Dana definitely miscalculated in signing him.
Yup
As long as Kampman doesn’t go to the ground or play the hug game. He could kill him striking, easily.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Shields is shite
he hasn’t even used elbows yet. Just humping him to death. I am going to play a game of mw2 and come back for the Brock fight.
GSP
would totally clown shields… hell Kampman will do it for this 3rnd
Lol he should finish Jake just like how Ace finished Lutter
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
Kampman fighting stupid
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Kampmann
dumb fuck.
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
Kampman lost this fight, guys. Letting ANY fighter off the hook there is stupid
Letting Shields off is even more stupid.
GSP will finish Shields for sure....
Kampman went stupid that last minute… should’ve stood… glad I didn’t bet on this fight
I hate when I have to admit...
that the guy I wanted to win, deserved his loss…
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
rec'd
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Shields will never beat GSP
I never thought I’d find a fighter more boring then GSP. GSP now has a fighter he can finish
Of course not
Shields shouldn’t have won this. He should send Kampman a dozen roses for letting him have that win.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
NEWS ALERT
Jake Shields to headline UFC Insomnia Card. Guaranteed to make you fall asleep within minutes or your money back.
I want to see Jake Shields vs Ben Askren.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Shields Fitch!
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
GSP will clown him on the feet. GSP has no reason to fear Shields’ striking and every reason to keep the fight standing.
HEY!
You said we won’t hear from you again tonight. Tease!!!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I only meant when I was looking for fight updates.
I’ll never pass up the opportunity to bash Georges “lack-finish” ST. Pierre
by --utaptout-- on Oct 24, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
lol
ok :)
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
bets
won with hammil n McGee tonight laid 300 on Velasquez so I’m on a freeroll for that fight…. anyone here ever do any MMA parlays? heard u can do that on BetUs.com?
and he's racist!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
by mythbuster on Oct 24, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don’t think being proud to be any race is racist.
by Brotherwolf on Oct 24, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
i agree
its because of the history of the combination of those words.
by Brotherwolf on Oct 24, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
You goin down brown stain! OLE OLE OLE!
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
prediction
Cain with a TKO victory.
I like Brock but his stand up is just sad. His only shot is to get Cain on the ground.
...
wow…
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I wonder
I wonder if they would say something about a fighter with a tattoo of
Black pride or
White pride
Sorry
I’ll take that crap that Cain came out to over any metallica song.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Do I root for Lesnar, who I can’t stand?
or do I root for the racist, which I can’t stand?
Ugh tough choice… I guess I root for Cain just because he isn’t Lesnar
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Wrong choice.
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
We shall see in a little while
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
“Brown Pride”
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Yes
In the way that someone who is proud to be white is labeled a racist.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
just root for whoever is losing at the time
so we can see a longer fight… I’d like to see it go into at least 3 rnds… that would be a miracle
HERE COMES THE VIKING!!!!!
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
Does Lesnar give you orgasms?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
ummm
ok
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
How much would it take to get you to stand across from Lesnar in the cage?
No amount of money for me
Brockrocks would ..
even without the money..
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
hahahah!!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
If I knew there was a ref to seperate him from killing me
I’d just curl up into a little ball and wait until he stops
ok I got 300 of freeroll $ from previous bets on.....
Velaszuez!!!! ole mehico!!!
This fight will not end on the ground...
it will be primarily a standup fight
trust me on this one
if Couture can do it…. cain will do it twice as well
mayhem gets that choke vs shields and you dont get stuck with him
its funny, pure ufc fans were so happy to get shields
but those that mostly watch other orgs than UFC are MORE than happy hes out of strikeforce….lay and pray all day…he hugs and humps his opponent, hes not even half as exciting as fitch or gsp
Team Pioli/Haley. Decade of the Chiefs.
Team Colquitt
Early cage hump by Brock!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I knew it!!!!!
Cain beats the hell outta brock…
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Brock never HAD anything other than being bigger and stronger
Never had any skill hahahah
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
He had his Wrestling Skill but as stated before, you need a bit more than just that to be successful here.
For Brock, he was an idiot for two things :
1.) Attacking like he had Clay Guida’s un-natural Stamina
and
2.) Not Working on his STAND-UP AT ALL. Or if he was, NOT GETTING THE PROPER TRAINING FOR IT.
Exposed AGAIN!!!!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
YAHOOO!!!!!
won $300!!!!!!! Brock curled up just like he did last time against Carwin… that is not the heart of a champion..lol
any real shock in brock lesner losing is sort of...I mean really? the guy was put on the big stage before he was ready for it
size sure…but even some can argue carwin wasnt that game of an opponent.
but the guy has less overall MMA ability than shane del rosario. seriously.
Team Pioli/Haley. Decade of the Chiefs.
Team Colquitt
Oh shut the fuck up
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
agree
I agree. he has no experience and no technique
by Brotherwolf on Oct 24, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
^^ this
What happened to all the :“he deserves the title because he beat Randy” stuff?
How fast that went away once he loses hahahah
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
that reign was short lived
that dude is cut! But Brock was not ready for a fighter like that.
Oh shit here comes the "not ready:" excuses??
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
are you kidding
you really think he had the skills to fight a cain?
by Brotherwolf on Oct 24, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
hahahahahaha
He didn’t have skills to begin with
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
exactly my point
he wasn’t ready for a fight against someone that skilled.
by Brotherwolf on Oct 24, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
He was the champion, shut the fuck up with “not ready”
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I actually agree with you. Not ready? He's the Champion. He should ALWAYS be ready.
The fact that Brock made no excuses while some here ARE making excuses for him, speaks volumes.
by BrockRocks on Oct 24, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed
He has shown class his last couple of fights. I think he has gotten the wwe out of him and is now more himself.
I am proven right again!
As soon as he can’t bully someone around withyy strength, he gets lost and gets his ass kicked.
1st round vs Carwin showed the same thing.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Absolutely
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Well what the fuck you expect me to say, myth?
He got his ass kicked.
Yes, he did!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I think he meant “cue”
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I think he meant “thanks”
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
hahahahaha
FUCK YOU BROCK FUCK YO
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Lesnar got his ass kicked AGAIN!
This time the ref stopped it though
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
lol I gathered...
I was just saying that because of earlier. I can’t say I’m disappointed, but I am surprised. Although now I say scrap the Carwin/Nelson fight and have Carwin/Brock 2!!
by --utaptout-- on Oct 24, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Hell yeah!
Carwin-Lesnar 2, and we can see Lesnar get his ass kicked a third time :) :) :)
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
lol! I don't think Brock wants that right now. Especially after what happened tonight.
Perhaps Mir would like to go after brock again? lol.
lol
I’d like to see that rubber match :)
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
so many people said brock was going takedown cain n GnP him
NO way….. CAin is a hellva wrestler and this is not wrestling!
who gives a shit what he is
hes the champ now :D thats all that matters
"I knew i ‘urt ‘im, when he said argh" – GSP
by Rampagelangford on Oct 24, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm just pissed off at Joe making it out like he won it for the Mexicans when it really was for himself and the U.S.
How many of those people in the Crowd are(or know someone) who crossed the border illegally? LOL.
J/K!
not making an excuse but cain punched brock square in the back of the head to start off the flurry that ended things.
hahahahaha nice one!
Nice try!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
seriously, I just re-watched it. right after brock loses his balance and does the whole spin act. it’s really obvious to see the punch land on the back of the head, lensnar goes down and never fully recovers
lolol are people forgetting that knee that put brock in trouble in th first place
"I knew i ‘urt ‘im, when he said argh" – GSP
by Rampagelangford on Oct 24, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Mexican American whatever he was my pick prettty much the way i thought
If cain got takendown he would bounce right back up and just like that! it was over!
JDS will get handled
Cain’s TDs and wrestling are too good and too relentless
by --utaptout-- on Oct 24, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Lesnar vs. Mir III anyone?
Damn those shots didn’t look that powerful, but I guess quantity beat out quality..
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
bwaaahahahaha
Did you really just write that?
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Ditto...
I don’t know if Mir’s face can take any more pounding
by --utaptout-- on Oct 24, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Are you commenting on the Mir match up or
Cain’s pillow hands? :)
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
They guy has fought like 6 fights in the UFC and 3 are going to be against Mir. How about Nog?
Watch the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For Cain Valasquez………I wanted brock to beat his ass but he just dominated and earned my respect. Look out JDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cain needs to spraypaint LWO on the belt. I am so glad that pro-wrestler is done. What a joke.
Right now...
Dana is thinking of a way to cut Cain and give Lesnar an easy fight to get the title back.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
If they fight
Dana wants Lesnar to have the belt.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Congrats to Cain
I picked it wrong. Still don’t like the racist guy but he kicked Brock’s ass fair and square.
Awwwwwww.
I’d imagine a few people who have been posting smack about how Brock will destroy Cain in the last 24 hours are crying in their beer right now.
Lesnar vs Carwin for a title shot
I expect that Lesnar will quit MMA now
He has proven in the past, from WWE and NFL, that once things get kind of hard, he quits.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
good chance
he had a tendency to quit stuff.
I don't know
Judging by his history, yes. But it’;s a very easy, very large paycheck for him, so maybe not.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I dont think so
I bet brock hits the gym and comes back stronger. Dana will feed him a few cans and give him a shot again. But, i dont think he will get the belt back if Cain can beat JDS.
Not unless he SERIOUSLY dedicates himself to DEFENSIVE BOXING or whatever it's called.
That’s what ultimately was his downfall. He escaped with Carwin, but it came back to bite him in the ass tonight.
Boxing period!
He really needs to improve his stand up he will never beat Cain. I think hes got too much size and just enough skill to beat about anyone else in the division. If he improves his boxing, he be A LOT tougher to handle!
Eh...I don't know if he quits
What else is there for him to compete at? He’s too dumb to use his brain for anything. He’ll never stop MMA as long as he’s a draw and makes the kind of money Dana pays him.
by --utaptout-- on Oct 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
True
He can come out of his hut once a year and earn a few hundred thousand dollars. Maybe he will stick around.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
I think ufc will give him mir. he will win that easily and be back in title picture
by Apocacryptic on Oct 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Plus, you know how Big another Mir/Lesnar installment would be, right?
The Shit-talking will be back and Brock would probably send Mir into retirement. lol.
Oh man.. all the shit I used to put up with on Bloody Elbow
because I said that all Lesnar had was strength, and very little actual skill. It is SO nice to be proven right after all this time.
hahahaha
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Carwin kinda proved that, but then put his foot in his mouth a little.
In a rematch I’ve got Carwin all the way. A cooler head and a 5 round game plan and Brock is done.
by --utaptout-- on Oct 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Me too
But even though I knew it, it’s hard to use that fight since Carwin wound up losing it. Logic falls short on people who thought Lesnar actually had MMA skills.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Yes
That is exactly my point
* facepalm *
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
lol
Ya got me :)
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
His turtle position needs work.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
by Yan117 on Oct 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe he can take lessons from Sean Avery of the Rangers? lol.
Seriously, I’m curious as to what he has to do to not be caught in this position again.
I know he needs to hire a REAL BOXING Trainer(maybe he can hire Lennox Lewis’ Former Trainer?) but what else?
I use to catch shit from people on here back in the day when I'd say he wasn't legit...
And got clowned really bad when I said he never did anything to earn a title shot against Randy. Sometimes the truth comes out much later.
by --utaptout-- on Oct 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Yup!
Virtual high five, brother-in-arms!
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Congratulations to the new champion. An enjoyable surprise.
"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
''A man is not finished when he's defeated; he's finished when he quits'' Richard M. Nixon on Fedor's loss
"The NOGs are DONE, A.SIlva is on his way OUT, and bagged milk is the WORST idea since frozen FISH STICKS" Paying a stupid pick on Lil Nog vs Ryan Bader. Congrats Californication.
AWESOME night of fights
Even aside from Lesnar getting exposed (again), some damn good fights tonight
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Shields winning was only shit fight of the night
Disappointed Brock lost but Cain was legit tonight.
True
Somehow I blocked that one from my memory lol
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
Shields will lose to any decent wrestler with some power ala Koscheck
"I knew i ‘urt ‘im, when he said argh" – GSP
by Rampagelangford on Oct 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Or anyone who throws punches.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
haha yes! kampmanns gameplan was retarded
trying to sub shields is nigh on impossible shudda kept it standing
"I knew i ‘urt ‘im, when he said argh" – GSP
by Rampagelangford on Oct 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
Kampmann let him off the hook by staying on the ground with him in the third. A gassed Shields was there for the taking on the feet.
by The real Philo on Oct 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
St-Pierre was
probably not impressed.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
So Joe Rogan says:
Lesnar is a one in a million, and Cain is a once in a lifetime.
This guy likes his hyperbole.
by The real Philo on Oct 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions
Yeah he does...
Did you ever listen to his comedy? The dude is hilarious.
by --utaptout-- on Oct 24, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
It's still stupid to use Race..err, I'm sorry...."Heritage" as a basis for a fight.
Isn’t the World Championship enough?
People seriously need to lighten up
its his heritage, its something to the get the mexican fans excited about get over it already
"I knew i ‘urt ‘im, when he said argh" – GSP
by Rampagelangford on Oct 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
except if you piss off the people that actually buy the cards
its not really a good marketing idea. Just saying. And that seems to be the case.
I think the Mexican Fans already got what they wanted when Diego Sanchez turned Thiago into a Rag-doll
AND came out to Mariachi music. That’s where the Heritage thing should’ve ended.
both of his parents are mexican right?
so he is mexican american…
Agree
But people buy that shit so there gonna use that shit as much as possible.
no they don't. I bet all the people were more focused on it being BROCK LESNAR vs. CAIN VELASQUEZ FOR THE WORLD TITLE.
That’s “the shit that people bought”, BDUBBS.
Maybe not you!
But to really think that a bunch of “mexicans” didnt buy this tonight because of that then i think your wrong! And, i think they will continue to!
Well...now that Cain is the Champ, you're probably correct.
But I bet you that if Brock fought on a card that DIDN’T have Cain on it, He’d still out-sell “Mexican Pride” by a mile.
Of course, Ticket sales = GOOD for Dana.
OK
i completely agree with you. Brock WILL sell tickets. No doubt about that.
Of course, that doesn't mean I won't buy PPV's with Cain, though.
He proved to me that HE, like Brock, is a MONSTER, also.
For sure
Cain definitely earned my respect tonight and im looking forward to seeing his next fight!
WTF
i keep thinkin i have the reply box open cause its at the bottom. DAMN

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