Pain Train Comic - Volume 3
by Dakatak on Sep 3, 2010 7:32 PM EDT
Email
PrintEven though the fight between Brock Lesnar and Cain Velaquez is a ways away, I decided to create a 3rd volume as a follow up to my first two comics. It's a break from the norm as it covers more current events on Mania than following the previous Pain Train vs. ABM standard. Without a clear ABM target this time around I went with more of a super hero look to this one. Hope everyone enjoys!
** Disclaimer #1 ** I do not work as a graphic designer, so these are not perfect. They are not meant to be, as they are for fun.
** Disclaimer #2 ** These comics are meant for fun only for all of us to have a chuckle over. The are not intended to be offensive.
65 comments
|
12 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
lol
good stuff!!
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 3, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions
Loved it! Great work!
Kevin as Bizarro #1 was my favorite! Where can I see the preceding issues?
"Who's da MASTA?!!!"
just for you bud
http://www.sbnation.com/users/Dakatak/activity/258
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
Thanks for the mention, Dak. Cool stuff as always.
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
by OJR on Sep 7, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
lol- always love these.
Despite my request im thinking Evil Gumbo is a more suitable kingpin… if that is in fact his real pic up there thats blown up.
but he can’t smoke a cigar like this guy.
I like the ladies getting some love… their looking good too!
Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin
well maybe not Danago
Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin
Very funny as always
I thought for sure I’d be the Bieber Robin, thought that I was the youngest regular on here. Oh well, one of these days I’ll make it onto this comic, either by winning Mac’s pool or being the man who reforms the ABM now that BatWorby has defected to MMBB/been killed off as we get behind Cain on his way to victory.
And BZ I feel worse for the fat chick in the pic that’s being compared to Danago. Now that’s insulting.
"Stay classy San Diego"
Jon "Bones" Jones, MMAs best young fighter and the next LHW champion
You're right
I should have worked you in. You’ll be famous soon after winning Mac’s pool. Here’s your consolation prize:
Nice consolation, I like it
Rule Brittania.
"Stay classy San Diego"
Jon "Bones" Jones, MMAs best young fighter and the next LHW champion
by David W-S on Sep 4, 2010 1:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I got sloppy on top but after Fight Night I'll be back as the clear leader
"Stay classy San Diego"
Jon "Bones" Jones, MMAs best young fighter and the next LHW champion
I’ve been driving the Lesnar Pain Train since Day 1 and I still don’t get a fucking mention in the comics. I’m just going to have to ratchet up the shit-talking between now and the and of Brown Stain.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
You Cock fans all fear the power of Brown Pride
Cain’s bringing the Pain to Lesnar and all of his fans. I’ll be making easy money off of this fight.
And the English are dominating the pick em pool, I refuse to allow a Canuck take away our (my) glory.
"Stay classy San Diego"
Jon "Bones" Jones, MMAs best young fighter and the next LHW champion
BOOOOOOO!
….that is all
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 5, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
You Cock fans all fear the power of Brown Pride Cain’s bringing the Pain to Lesnar and all of his fans. I’ll be making easy money off of this fight.
And the English are dominating the pick em pool, I refuse to allow a Canuck take away our (my) glory.
Didn’t you say the same thing about Carwin and before that…. LOL
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
*good
=D stupid hooked on phonics!
lol (;
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 6, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
"maniapolis" lol...
Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...
by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 3, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
Is this a pain train comic?
Or are you claiming the “pain train” name for all your comics?
I don’t see mention of the greatest HW in MMA at all.
Noons does not have power in his hands. Maybe his knees but his hands do not have KO power. they’re good enough to cut up and swell up gurgel’s face, but he won’t be ko’ing gurgel tonight.-STAK
Great job by the way
REC
Noons does not have power in his hands. Maybe his knees but his hands do not have KO power. they’re good enough to cut up and swell up gurgel’s face, but he won’t be ko’ing gurgel tonight.-STAK
damn
next time Email me so I can FP this
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Sep 4, 2010 11:14 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Rgr that, wasn't sure if was FP material
since it’s not wholly MMA-related (or in this comic’s case not even mostly MMA-related)
YES!!!! I in! AND I'm Wolverine! Doesn't get any better than that!
LMAO at Helen!!!
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Damn You!!! (yelling in a complete jealous rage)
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
LMAO at Helen!!!
haha that was some funny shit i must admit…i look fucking sexy in that costume though!
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
lol...we need another installment virtual Helen
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Always a fun time with Dak.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
please incorporate helen the fag into your next comic. maybe have tkkpal cut her head off...
Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...
by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 4, 2010 12:55 PM EDT reply actions
lmao!
Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...
by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 4, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
damn im a sexy motherfucker...titty kitten FINALLY found the pics of me he been looking for
shit nigga why you take so long to click the links in my profile, it would have taken you to my myspace where i post all my music and shit nigga….
but damn, im one sexy mother fucker aint i? titty kitten you got some new jerk off material now dont you :)
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
who are you laying down for in that pic?
Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...
by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 4, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
well it was supposed to be part of an animation flash file to promote an E.P. i was releasing
that was just one of the pics and there were i think 4 more that was to be animated with it and the red on the walls was goin to be bleeding down and my face was going to turn into a skull…and the last frame was just gonna be me laying as a skeleton in the middle of a desert…was a pretty cool concept…me and shannon just never finished it
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
i do a lot of animated graphic shit..this is an OLD one i made for mania like 6 months ago
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
ha ha ha
A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky
by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Sep 5, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Awesom as Always Dak...rec'd
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
Good Stuff!
What the ancients called a clever fighter is one who not only wins, but excels in winning with ease.
-Sun Tze
nice! i'm fuckin batman!!! pretty boss!!! and i take it i have chlemydia (sp?) ahhah even bettter. i'm win-win!
www.mondaymorningblackbelt.com
Very Funny, Dakatak!
"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
''A man is not finished when he's defeated; he's finished when he quits'' Richard M. Nixon on Fedor's loss
** Shameless self promotion **
One of my entries made it to the finals of MiddleEasy’s TShirt contest. Check it out over there.
My 2nd entry didn’t make it but was 99% identical to the one with the black/red monster sillohette of words (that person used the company names and I did mine with verbs from the company’s mission statement). Apparently great minds think alike :-)
Hilarious
Love the hella, guy, Samoa and Danago references. Is that really guy? Rec’d.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
by Deuce02 on Sep 6, 2010 1:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
ive never read you type so drunk. lol
Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...
by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 6, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
3 day bender. Probably shouldn’t be posting but it is either this or staring at the damn freeway for the duration of my ride.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
by Deuce02 on Sep 6, 2010 3:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
All aboard the CAIN TRAIN! Destination 2 the promise land!
Every1 riding the Brock Cock yur stop ends in Anaheim! U guy had a gud run but make way for the new breed of monster!
Good stuff,
but I’m very dissapointed worby is Batman, kind of disrespectful to the dark knight.
Facebook is for gays!
Yo Dak, nice work on the comic, as usual. Really great stuff. Check out my profile pic buddy!
"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."
Heh
Ya, I saw it and commented on the other thread. Care to make a sig wager on the outcome of the game?
bah, scared of a little spread? ;-)
We’re doubling up this week too. Ducks vs. Vols and Raiders vs. Titans.
Ok, I'll go straight up on both...I like the odds of winning one of those.
"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."
How bout we go points differential?
If the ducks beat the vols by more points than the what the titans beat the raiders, I win. Otherwise, you win. We bet sig and profile pic for one week. No nudity or profanity.
Ok, but if the Vols win and the Titans lose I still win. Also, Armeggedon is upon us.
"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."
I've emailed you your new sig and pic
Let me know if it doesn’t come through and I’ll post it here on mania.
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Certain photos copyright © 2012 by Associated Press or Getty Images. Any commercial use or distribution without the express written consent of Associated Press and Getty Images is strictly prohibited.
