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MMA Maniac Quote of the Week: 08/30 - 09/03

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Hey Maniacs,

OJR here and it's time once again to pick out the best of the best for MMAmaniac Quote of the Week.  Not surprisingly, we have a very competitive bunch this week.  

But before we vote :

Congratulations to last week's winner! In reference to GSP learning something every time he watches A. Silva fight :

Anderson Silva tries to watch GSP fights, but falls asleep in the 4th round every time.

by ViolentMike on Aug 23, 2010 1:37 PM 

Good stuff. Now, on to the voting...

Star-divide

1) In reference to the medical suspensions list after UFC 118 :

B.J. Penn Has been suspended indefinately after an examination after the fight showed that he had no heart.

by Shadyone33 on Sep 2, 2010 11:53 AM PDT

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2) In reference to Bisping's tweet re: Sexyama hugging him due to training at Jackson's  :

 

As opposed to Michael Bisping + Wolf’s Lair = three rounds of circling the wrong direction while running backwards and throwing meaningless pitter-pat strikes with no discernable gameplan whatsoever.

by Jeremyjackson on Sep 1, 2010 12:25 PM PDT

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3) In reference to one of the regulars being labeled as a Bisping fan and his response:

 

Of course i do really ;-) Seriously though Bizzzzbing vs Akiyama is a great match up. Huge ramifications for both these fighters as the winner gets a guaranteed shot at Patrick Cote.

by attakdog on Sep 1, 2010 12:22 PM EDT

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4) In reference to the Gray Maynard story about why he doesn't finish:

 

lmfao lets put it like this gray has finished himself just as many times as he has finished his opponent.

by GOLDIGGAH on Aug 31, 2010 12:38 AM PDT

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5) In reference to Randy's low single take down of Toney:

Randy basically went cow-tipping

by Onemansyn on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 AM PDT 

*FYI to my fellow Maniacs.  I will be taking a hiatus from QOTW because I will be going on vacation.   QOTW will return on 09/27/10.  Have a great holiday weekend and be safe.*

 

Have fun!

Poll
And the champ is ...
1 - The Tin Man is somewhere laughing his ass off
642 votes
2 - MENSA's MMA = Wolf's Lair
78 votes
3 - Sarcasm rules, mate
102 votes
4 - Hey, the next fight is with...ZzZzZzZzZzz
195 votes
5 - Captain America defeats The Blob
559 votes

1576 votes | Poll has closed

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the quality of the quotes is getting better week over week

keep’em coming

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 3, 2010 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree, they were all great options.

I had to go with Shadyone on this one, the shot at BJ lacking heart was priceless. It was a tough call though, because attakdog’s shot at Cote was pretty brilliant as well. Great job gentlemen.

"Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute

by TheGreg on Sep 3, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

tough choice

I loved the one by attackdog about the guaranteed shot at Cote! very close to voting for that one…can’t believe it’s in last place.

I wanted to vote for the Penn one because I hate that slacker. But it was more TRUTH than humor and I saw it coming a mile away.

Went with the Randy/Toney one because it was a one-time chance. Don’t think that joke will ever work again cause we’ll never see another MMA match with a fat guy who doesn’t know how to defend a Jr.High wrestling move.

"Who's da MASTA?!!!"

by (shonuff) on Sep 6, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the champ is …
29%
1 – The Tin Man is somewhere laughing his ass off
257 votes
6%
2 – MENSA’s MMA = Wolf’s Lair
55 votes
8%
3 – Sarcasm rules, mate
73 votes
14%
4 – Hey, the next fight is with…ZzZzZzZzZzz
131 votes
41%
5 – Captain America defeats The Blob
364 votes
880 votes

-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)

by *Californication* on Sep 3, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey OJR

Any particular reason why my quote’s been changed to “gu aranteed”?

by attakdog on Sep 3, 2010 1:00 PM EDT reply actions  

all pretty good this week
  1. gets my vote

-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)

by *Californication* on Sep 3, 2010 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

BJ has no heart...

It’s funny because it’s true!

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 3, 2010 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I went with # 3. Shit's funny.

* "Standing in the ring in whatever condition I'm in is my way of life."
* "I don't think the injury was the cause for my defeat, I lost being in 100% condition at fight day. It's possible that Santiago might have been injured as well, I lost because my best was insufficient, only mortifying thoughts remain now. I think I would've entered the ring even if I lost one of my legs, I'm a fighter who fights, not with technique, but with heart."
--Kazuo Misaki

by Onemansyn on Sep 3, 2010 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

OJR enjoy your time off, man.

Take plenty off T&A pics though…that job is never done!

* "Standing in the ring in whatever condition I'm in is my way of life."
* "I don't think the injury was the cause for my defeat, I lost being in 100% condition at fight day. It's possible that Santiago might have been injured as well, I lost because my best was insufficient, only mortifying thoughts remain now. I think I would've entered the ring even if I lost one of my legs, I'm a fighter who fights, not with technique, but with heart."
--Kazuo Misaki

by Onemansyn on Sep 3, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Onemansyn can give them your stamp of approval!!

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 3, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOL

* "Standing in the ring in whatever condition I'm in is my way of life."
* "I don't think the injury was the cause for my defeat, I lost being in 100% condition at fight day. It's possible that Santiago might have been injured as well, I lost because my best was insufficient, only mortifying thoughts remain now. I think I would've entered the ring even if I lost one of my legs, I'm a fighter who fights, not with technique, but with heart."
--Kazuo Misaki

by Onemansyn on Sep 3, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I voted for # 5.

Mostly bc Toney really is a blob!

Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL

by MBOW on Sep 3, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The BJ Penn/No heart gets my vote

And to honor that quote I just had to hit the romoshop

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Sep 3, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL!!!

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Sep 3, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

That was an awesome movie

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 3, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...

Awesome photoshop…Thanks for the kind words everyone. Truth is I was pulling for BJ in the fight too!

by Shadyone33 on Sep 3, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That pic is classic lol

August 28th was an emotional day for me. Two events occurred that brought me to my knees:
1. BJ Penn lost to Frankie Edgar for the second time, proving to me that he is nowhere near the caliber of man that I made him out to be.
2. I found out that the cardio portion of Frankie Edgar’s training camp consisted of Frankie banging my mom while the arm.bar.bandit played the spanish guitar and sang "Eye of the tiger" by Survivor.

by BJPennfan on Sep 3, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I voted for number 4 only because number one should be “indefinitely” and, not to be a dick, but it kinda ruins the joke for me.

Chael Sonnen: Last time I defeated the myth, this time I'll defeat the man.
So...hyped...

by frosnt1 on Sep 3, 2010 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

It had to be onemansym

I literally cocked my head back laughing!! lol

by pbdb on Sep 3, 2010 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

nice, didnt know my quote was one of them

The Red Wings will come back stronger
RESTORE THE ROAR 2010 Detroit Lions

by GOLDIGGAH on Sep 3, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah man, voted for yours, too funny

even more so because it’s almost true

Finish Him!

by bigGcastle on Sep 3, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really???

I think that GSP is just about the only fighter that uses his wrestling the right way. He gets the take down and then advances to a better position, always staying busy. I can name more the a few fights that just use wrestling to hold and stall for the win, now that’s boring! GSP is a fighter that is fun to watch but I guess people can’t appreciate the skill and technical ability it takes to do what his does and make it look easy.

by ramie78 on Sep 3, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

If he can learn how to finish then I will agree!

Until then……BORING!!!!!!

Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL

by MBOW on Sep 3, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

65%!!!!!!

GSP has a 65% rate of finishing his fights, people want 100%. In 22 fight he has 8 T(OK) and 5 sub with 7 Decisions. He has more T(OK) then decision but its what have you done for me lately. The knowledge level of MMA fans is becoming upsetting!

by ramie78 on Sep 3, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Sep 3, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

2

-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)

by *Californication* on Sep 3, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

A solid +3

The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe

by Yan117 on Sep 3, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

-4

I just fell asleep and woke back up

I AM SOMETIMES BIASED - Get over it!!!!!!!

by ViolentMike on Sep 6, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG #4 is amazing....

I have never laughed out loud from something on this site before but #4 did it…… #5 is a close second…..

I have a feeling a decent % of people might not understand #4 though which is too bad.

"I only want to be known as the best ever. Is that too much to ask?"
-BJ Penn

"I dont know how GSP puts his jeans on with all those people hugging his nuts"... -Dan Hardy

by IrishMikey on Sep 3, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

hopefully the gif works (if not one of you bastards re inform me on how)

<img src="[URL=http://www.gifsoup.com/view/1016786/gray-maynard-double-ko.html][IMG]http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1016786[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://www.gifsoup.com/]GIFSoup[/URL]"/>

-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)

by *Californication* on Sep 3, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

most ppl know.

Chael Sonnen: Last time I defeated the myth, this time I'll defeat the man.
So...hyped...

by frosnt1 on Sep 3, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like the sarcastic poll summary options

but youre right. When it gets Front paged, thats all they look at and vote by.

-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)

by *Californication* on Sep 3, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol at "seriousy"...why so serious?

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 3, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

well ojr puts a lot of work into this, i could care less who wins as long as its the quote that gained actual maniac votes. im not trying to say this is for regulars only, but its obvious there not reading the quotes.

were spending a whole week nominating and then te winner is chosen at rondom, its like throwing a dart at the board. Im taking to seriously i know, but this is the second time its been front paged and it just defeats the purpose. It’s bad enough we have to rec all week but now were recing for nothing lol…

Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 3, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So because your choice didn't win? Or because YOU don't find it the funniest?

I didn’t vote for it either, but OJR’s work was done. He is an impartial creator of the post and does what he can to make it enjoyable for all. If JH wants to mainpage the post, so be it…if random readers (not regular posters) want to vote on random quotes, so be it.

The fact that it got mainpaged does not detract from the post. It might skew the votes, but the good quotes are still there, which is what I believe was the intent…to share the best quotes of the week. If people are too lazy to read them …ready?…so be it. :)

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 3, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

the one i voted for is actually winning, but its not a fair win. If ojr put the full quotes in the poll we wouldnt have a problem.

I don’t care who votes i just want a semi educated vote. we saw the same thing 2 weeks ago where helen had zero votes and then it was mainpaged a full day later and he had over a 100 in hours.

Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 3, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

semi educated vote

Going into the weekend on Mania? LMAO!!

Seriously, I like the ownership that the regulars takes around here, but not everyone chooses to be like us and post commnts or take the time to reaad everything. There is a reason we are called hardcore.

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 3, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ulf

you dont think people are voting on the poll play on summaries and not actually opening the thread and reading the quotes?

I bet a big majority are.

-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)

by *Californication* on Sep 3, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it is completely on the summaries, not the actual quote.

I guess it really doesn’t matter to me. The people that open the thread and comment, or vote for real, are more likely to comment and add to the discussion, which is a bonus.

Maybe OJR should just list number 1-5, then there is no real choice on the main page.

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 4, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like it.

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 4, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

“do you like my new profile picture? its a gay massage therapist from atlanta.”

I don’t think he is actually working in the “massage industry”

So technically, he’s only a gay massage therapy wanna be from atlanta.

by jay. on Sep 4, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone who can do that to the inner thighs for just $20 should be aloud to say there working.

At the very least let helen pretend its a job and save some shred of dignity. I always suspected he was gay but to see actual proof has really caught me off guard.

Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 4, 2010 4:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL

That pic in your profile….Magnum?

LOL

by jay. on Sep 4, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure i know what your refering to?

Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 4, 2010 4:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

magnum up the ass maybe?

Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 4, 2010 4:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i didnt picture anything like this.

Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 4, 2010 7:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

im fucking sexy...im a certified massage therapist..its what i went to school for..

went 2 years and am board certified nationally…in pretty much everything…

i own a tanning salon right now, and spend bout 60 hours a week there..so thats what i do with most of my time, but i have about 5 clients weekly that i see outside the salon…

its a good business to be in…if you have a constant clientele you can bank…i charge 60 an hour and have normally 5 people a week…if i wasnt so busy with the tanning salon and doin music and vids for the websites that i run id have more time…

but yea im a certified massage therapist yep..

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Sep 4, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha yea right, its a very difficult thing to get to me, havent met anyone here yet who could do it..

but dude, putting my face as your profile pic has got to be one of the gayest things anyone on this site has ever done…seriously…

it would be funny if i was like really fat and balding with fucked up teeth and just plain hideous…but im not…and that made you look like a tool…

just sayin…

but you knows i love you still :)

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Sep 6, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you dont think that pic is super gay then pic bet me on a fight and you will have to have a that picture up as yours

people really deserve to see the person who talks all this shit.

Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 6, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

drew half the people on this site are on my facebook..so they know what i look like already and have for a year

thats why no one commented…cause they already know me…

how bout this…how bout you return the favor and post a pic here of you right now and make it fair…

dude you know i aint got a problem with you and if you got a facebook i’ll add you…but post a pic in this thread and show me what you look since you already know what i look like

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Sep 6, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha man stfu and email me your fb link

burningaries13@hotmail.com

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Sep 6, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

awww are u and titty kitten forming a group against me?

im tryna be cool wit you…i aint here trollin..trying be cool but you actin like titty kitten…didnt know you were filled with this much animosity seeing we never really talked but hey…i tried to be nice…but you aint havin it…so just sit around and be butthurt all you want..

but i aint gonna be posting your goat pic…it aint how i roll….but whatever son

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Sep 6, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

but feel free to post all the pics of me that you want...heres my 2 music links...

www.myspace.com/burningaries
www.myspace.com/caseywells

i got tons of pics of me on those 2 links, post as much of me as you like…

but feel free to check out the sign pics the bitches i work with made for me too…

so post away with titty kitten to your hearts desire

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Sep 6, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i will continute to post the pics when you continue to troll.

your seriously trolling to the point of annoyance. if one out of 10 posts is funny the other 9 get annoying after months upon months. play nice and i wont be bothered to fuck with much more.

Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 6, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

you troll so much you dont even remember trolling me, you've trolled half the people here.

you know that pic is gay which is why you still havnt made it your profile pic.

Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 6, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Drew, you just a little guy?

by jay. on Sep 6, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

im 6'3''

Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 6, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

That is some funny ass shit.

I was thinking you were like 4’ 8"

That cow looked taller than you. LOL

by jay. on Sep 6, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

im squatting for that pic lol..

Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 6, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said Cow

Now I go back and look and it’s a goat or something. You would have had to been 3 feet tall or something. I’m so tired…

by jay. on Sep 6, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

drew, really, what is your deal with me?

what u got so personal against me? i troll everyone…yet you and kitten are the only ones that get butthurt…and everyone on this site talks shit back to me and dishes it back to me and i never take it personal…every troll post i make i get like 10 different people telling me to fuck off and go to hell and trash the shit out of me….but i never take that shit personal..

its a website…we like a family here…everyone talks shit to everyone….i clown jay and worby for being canadian, they dont get butthurt…they clown me right back, especially d wo…he always talkin shit back

people come on here and trash my music and videos and say im a horrible singer and i dont get pissed…cause everyone rips everyone…it would be easy to get butthurt for people to trash my music and hardwork but shit dont bother me….just chill dude….

its a website…everyone on here talks shit….even when you posted pics of me saying im a fag and making fun of me i didnt get pissed, i played right along with it…

damn son, you acting like a girl

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Sep 6, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

well here it is for everyone to see

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Sep 6, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf dude, im not changing my profile pic just to satisfy you..why the fuck would i do that just to make your day?

i aint lost no sig bet to you…thats like me telling you to change your sig to say “hellahectic fucked my mom”…

why the hell would you change your sig to say whatever the hell i want it to say? thats just moronic…u expect me to appease you? what if tomorrow someone else came on and said "yo hella i want you to change your pic to (insert said pic here)…and then the next day someone else came in and said "yo hella i want you to change your profile pic to (insert pic here)..

yo when i said :

how bout you return the favor and post a pic here of you right now and make it fair…

i didnt mean for you to change your profile pic, i meant for you to post a pic of yourself in the thread just like i did above…im talkin about like how you and titty kitten were posting large pics of me in the dakatak thread where he made the brock comic..

nah mean son…you wanna bet a profile pic on the brock/cain fight then i’ll change it if i lose…but you gonna have to get in line for that one…sigs and profile pics are fight bets…not requests

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Sep 6, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i said
“now fair is fair, make your profile pic the one i had of you. "

and

theres no chance in hell we are being facebook freinds, now make that pic your profile pic or i’ll post it in a reply every time you troll…

and i dont expect you to do it because then you wouldnt be able to hide behind this sex crased troll persona you have created.

and im happy to pic bet you. i have brock you have cain. the i pic you will have will be one of the multiple gay looking ones of my chooseing, I will also photoshop some wording of my liking.

Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 7, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude come on, im the biggest brockness monster fan on the planet

how bout noons/diaz, i got diaz

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Sep 7, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

cocksucker you get noons you fuck

you talk more shit then anyone about noons and brock so if i cant have brock then you have to take noons for the same reason.

Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 7, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

HElla

I thought KJ was your boy? You can’t take Diaz. Drew, KJ has that fight in the bag. Don’t take Diaz.

by jay. on Sep 7, 2010 8:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

very entertaining thread boys. I am sorry I missed this yesterday.

Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.

by Deuce02 on Sep 7, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

and in Hella's defense

99% of the time I believe he is just having fun here. I have him on my facebook, which I was initially hesitant to do, but I have had no issues. He was very confused when he found out I was a white kid though.

Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.

by Deuce02 on Sep 7, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

now I am confused...

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 7, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

for some reason Hella thought I was a black guy.

Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.

by Deuce02 on Sep 7, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dice is a BG no?

-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)

by *Californication* on Sep 7, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.

by Deuce02 on Sep 7, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

you said

hella thought you were a “black guy”

i am saying that Diceman is a “black guy” right???

-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)

by *Californication* on Sep 7, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah yes

sorry bro. I am not entirely with it today. He isn’t a white guy, but I am not sure what his heritage is.

Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.

by Deuce02 on Sep 7, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT JAY!!!!

that was a miss type on my part…i meant:

KJ KJ KJ KJ KJ KJ KJ KJ KJ KJ KJ!!

id never pick against kj..not even against the brockness monster..

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Sep 7, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

this vote real

number 1 just go 200 votes outta nowhere

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by GOLDIGGAH on Sep 3, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Wasn't me.

I put the link up on my facebook and went to watch The Expendables with my wife. Doesn’t matter anyway, according to above the voting is over…My only question is…Who the fuck is still voting?

by Shadyone33 on Sep 3, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

sum that doesnt like bj is tryna rigg this shit

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by GOLDIGGAH on Sep 3, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

yours is actually true which makes it the best one.

that was classic when he tried to deny he was out after actually watching the replay

but i still voted for someone else just so you would have less chance of winning

by dia mette on Sep 4, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha...

I like when Rogan call him on B.S. I don’t know, you look pretty out to me…Something along those lines…hahaha.

by Shadyone33 on Sep 4, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

he was like " HES OUT RIGHT THERE , i cant get up becasue he is on my arm " lmfao

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by GOLDIGGAH on Sep 4, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

just watched a joe rogan vid

of him tearing apart carlos Mencia for being a joke stealer in front of a live audience.

-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)

by *Californication* on Sep 4, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

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