Report: Chael Sonnen told the CSAC he used an illegal performance enhancing drug
by kevjack115 on Sep 21, 2010 10:26 AM EDT
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Was the UFC middleweight number one contender expecting to get popped following his Aug. 7 fight against Anderson Silva? SI.com shares a conversation with California State Athletic Commission (CSAC) executive director George Dodd:
Sonnen, 33, of West Lind, Ore., was apparently concerned enough about the possibility that he would render a positive test that he told CSAC executive director George Dodd he used an illegal performance enhancing drug leading up to the biggest fight of his life.
"He only indicated that he was taking it but he never indicated why," Dodd said of a conversation he and Sonnen shared during drug testing conducted by the state a day prior to the fight.
Sonnen "just let me know he was taking [something] and that's when I called over an inspector to get it documented. But when you do take it you still have to show a medical reason."
Though Sonnen mentioned using an illegal substance, the veteran mixed martial artist failed to note it on a pre-fight questionnaire with commission doctors or provide documentation about the use of testosterone in a medical context, according to Dodd.
News broke back on Sept. 19 that the mouthy ex-politician was popped for Performance Enhancing Drugs (PED's) in a test administered prior to last month's UFC 117: "Silva vs. Sonnen" title fight at the Oracle Arena in Oakland, California.
Sonnen's pre-fight drug test, obtained from a urine sample that was processed through the UCLA Olympic drug-testing lab, returned a positive result for steroids and could land the trash-talking Realtor a one-year ban from the fight game and a $2,500 fine.
Sonnen, who railed against Lance Armstrong for his alleged use of steroids, now joins Josh Barnett and Sean Sherk on a lengthy list of fighters that the CSAC has fingered for illegal substances.
There has been no comment from wither Sonnen or the UFC and there likely won't be until after his appeal. Either way, a rematch with Anderson Silva seems unlikely based on the length of his suspension, and the promotion has already booked a middleweight number one contender bout between Vitor Belfort and Yushin Okami at UFC 122.
Stay tuned to MMAmania.com for more on this breaking story as it continues to develop.
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i also read on another site a quote from dana which seemed to indicate ufc was expecting this?
Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...
by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 20, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions
pretty sad if thats true
really takes away my belief in the integrity of the UFC
mondaymorningblackbelt.com
yeah, he had me almost as a fan
story is also up at mondaymorningblackbelt.com
mondaymorningblackbelt.com
almost? he admitted to it...it was a PED by definition only...its not like a flu med helped him dominate Silva
he handled it poorly but imo he still deserves another shot at the champ
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
If UFC was expecting it, why all the talk from Dana
about Chael “DEFINITELY” being Silva’s next fight? ?? It just proves what I’ve always said, that the more emphatically and repeatedly Dana asserts something, the more likely he is to go back on it!
"Who's da MASTA?!!!"
Yea but no one else is there to discuss it with! lol
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
Impossible
I cant stand Sonnen, but I like tits.
"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick
"Suck on Sonnen."
ewwww I just had a bad image pop into my head….thanks for that. :(
Semper Fi'
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Pain don't hurt...
but calling him a boob is still acceptable
"I like being punched... I like... punchin'" ~Gray Maynard
"A black belt only covers two inches of your ass, you have to cover the rest" ~Royce Gracie
Chael Sonnen shocks the world at UFC 117
"I don't work submissions, not because I'm trying to prove anything, but frankly I'm just not very good at them" ~Chael Sonnen
Sounds like a Conspiracy to me...
It’s been quite a while since this fight and for some reason i think if Chael won this fight we might not have heard anything about it
by Jared DeMarino on Sep 21, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
agreed
I wondered this towards the end of the day yesterday. The only thing that would make me think otherwise is the lack of prepared damage control. If he knew he would fail, don’t you think he, or the UFC would have had something prepared to release? I don’t know, even makes me think he retracted the Lance statement b/c he knew he might fail and didn’t want even more bad publicity. Not that the Lance thing wasn’t bad enough on its own.
by PetrozellisJab on Sep 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
The UFC is about making money,
integrity, is even further down on their list than being fair.
my prediction
Chael is going to come out and say this
With all the trash talking and hype, I decided to tell a bad placed joke and say “geez I may not pass this test” and then by golly I failed. Never did I really think that I would fail and never have I taken any PED. It must’ve been a tainted supplement.
mondaymorningblackbelt.com
I see it coming out as more of a
“I didn’t want to pull out of the fight because I owed it to the fans and this is something I’ve been wanting for years. I’ve said repeatedly how much a championship means to me and I had my shot to get it again and I didn’t want anything to get in the way of that. Plus after all the hard work I had done to hype this fight, I couldn’t let down the fans, the UFC or dana white and the Fertitas. So I did it, but I told the AC about it because I’m not a cheater. I knew they’d find it. I didn’t know how it would play out…”
something to that effect I think
* "Standing in the ring in whatever condition I'm in is my way of life."
* "I don't think the injury was the cause for my defeat, I lost being in 100% condition at fight day. It's possible that Santiago might have been injured as well, I lost because my best was insufficient, only mortifying thoughts remain now. I think I would've entered the ring even if I lost one of my legs, I'm a fighter who fights, not with technique, but with heart."
--Kazuo Misaki
Thank goodness. With all those possible future Chael quotes, I was really hoping that I wasn't going to stumble across another fucking poem.
I AM SOMETIMES BIASED - Get over it!!!!!!!
by ViolentMike on Sep 21, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
haha imagine Chael is reading this and copy and pasting it to print it as his speech.
Good writeup, that’s alomost exactly what I am expecting to hear from that lying cheating bastard.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
I'm going to Copyright this lol
* "Standing in the ring in whatever condition I'm in is my way of life."
* "I don't think the injury was the cause for my defeat, I lost being in 100% condition at fight day. It's possible that Santiago might have been injured as well, I lost because my best was insufficient, only mortifying thoughts remain now. I think I would've entered the ring even if I lost one of my legs, I'm a fighter who fights, not with technique, but with heart."
--Kazuo Misaki
So Sonnen wilfully degrades all cheaters for months pre fight
even to go so far as shit talking renown athletes from other sports, knowing full well he is taking PEDs, then tells the CSAC during the test, as well as Dana possibly knowing.
This is some weird shit.
RoBerto is going to have a field day with this one.
Sonnens a very smart man, you would think he would have cycled off, or used HGH, or not used, or not bashed others who havent even been caught for it, and KNEW all along he was going to get caught. Put on your tin foil, and imagine, just for a second, that this was a work on his behalf and getting popped is what he wanted? Sounds crazy even typing it lol.
Anywhoo, back go reality, I was really starting to like Sonnen, and was AMPED for the rematch, this is ridiculous.
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
if Dana knew
I think he could be in some trouble, allowing a guy on steroids to fight. His stance will be it’s total bullshit and he had no clue.
also, I thought Sonnen was very smart, but if he’s not taking HGH he’s not too smart. If he’s willing to juice, then HGH isn’t “too dangerous” and he wouldn’t have tested positive!
mondaymorningblackbelt.com
If Dana knew there will be a shit storm.
itll be interesting to see how this plays out
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe sonnen took the same shit kiril did? hahaha honestly i was a big sonnen nuthugger up until the test results came back now i say get rid of him, even if it was him just taking a flu medicine, i check all ingredients in medicine i take just because, so why wouldnt a guy who knows he HAS to drug test do the same?
my sig might be gay but you're the dumbass that read it
by randy murders on Sep 21, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
And what kind of flu medicine significantly boosts testosterone levels?
The top 5 things I learned this weekend:
5) SEC "team speed" is O-VER-RA-TED
4) Orange and White will never look as good as Green and Yellow.
3) 102,000 people get awfully quiet when they choke on too much Duck.
2) The Vols would have had better luck playing checkers in their end zones than trying to stop the Ducks from getting in there.
1) I fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Mormon when points are on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
HGH doesnt show up in piss
I think he was taking test, tren and winstrol make your back get like his.
I was excited for the rematch too.
Why do you think Chael wanted to be caught? I don’t see why anyone would insist on trashing steroid abuse, only to be caught purposely for steroids. How can this benefit Chael or the UFC in any way?
jay.
Ive got no idea
the whole situation is just weird. He tells the guy about it before any results, so he KNEW he was going to get caught and went into the fight knowing that. So, going into it knowing youre going to get caught and STILL trashing all the cheaters? weird.
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
for bringing up Roberto, but he’s probably busy reopening the X-Files.
by PetrozellisJab on Sep 20, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Moulder's sister must be found!!
I give RoBerto a hard time with all the conspiracy stuff, but hes a good guy and knowes his shit.
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
if sonnen came to the commission with this information then they would have HAD to inform the ufc about one of their athletes admitting to taking ban substances
so dana had to have known….california athletic commission dont take shit like that lightly…a dude comes to them and tells them hes been committing a crime and they dont inform anyone…they would be committing a crime as well by hiding that information…they had to have told the ufc….dana had to have known…
thats why i cant believe dana announced the immediate rematch so soon before the results of the test came back….
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Sep 20, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
thats why i cant believe dana announced the immediate rematch so soon before the results of the test came back….
This is a good point…why schedule the rematch if he knew?
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
He really doesn't
Anderson Silva will fall via brutal Republican dry-humping.
by Johnny WF on Sep 21, 2010 11:37 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Did u know...
Roberto has the remains of a Chupacabra mounted above his firelplace?
be realistic...its not Chupacabra...its just a Geico salesman
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
apparently he seen this coming, but he didn’t see that damn triangle…
my sig might be gay but you're the dumbass that read it
by randy murders on Sep 21, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Jay and Cali
Theres a LOT wrong with this situation. None of it makes any sense, and I think a lot of fans, myself included, are heartbroken. There’s no good explanation for his actions all around. Did the UFC know, didn’t they? Who knows? Why would he have ever brought up PEDs before hand?
by PetrozellisJab on Sep 20, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
whats up with the reply button today lol VVVVVV
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought that was just me...I just made a couple of posts on other threads, and none of them were dropping where I intended them to.
I thought I was slow tonight or something.
jay.
just tonight?
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
This is getting interesting. Like MMA soap operas.
Maybe Chael is running on a platform of banning MMA. This is his way of proving MMA isn’t safe or tested properly??
jay.
now THAT is RoBerto worthy
TO admit before any results, me he knew he was going to get popped, and went into the fight knowing it, and still shit talked everyone.
Any publicity is good publicity?
But had he won wouldnt have he been stripped of the title? Obviously not if Dana knowing pre fight is true?
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
well now with this story it’s possible that he even let Anderson submit him knowing he was about to win to avoid being stripped off the title. You would never think but who knows.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic !
I thought of this
reframed from postsing it as I am not of your caliber and am limited to one conspiracy theory per day.
Thank for throwing it out there lol
Its possible. He pu a beating on Ando and showed that he is no god and let him slap the sub on after a 4.5 round ass handling.
The only flaw to the theory is that is has (triangle after winning) happened to Chael many times in the past.
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
ok so now sonnen broke 2 cardinal sins on purpose? he took illegal substances and also lost on purpose?
yea ok…sure…that totally makes sense…..
Its possible. He pu a beating on Ando and showed that he is no god and let him slap the sub on after a 4.5 round ass handling.
so your logic is….he took steroids …..and then lost on purpose…to prove a point…
exactly what point is that?
name ONE POSITIVE THING that could POSSIBLY come out of that?
1. take illegal substance
2. purposely throw a fight
which one of those 2 acts could POSSIBLY further his mma career?
“hey im a cheater and i also take dives…wanna bet on me?”
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Sep 20, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
slow down hoss
the part about letting Ando beat him was joking with RoBerto. Hence the Flaw comment at the end. I thought everyone would get that.
As far as getting popped, as i said already, its tinfoil talk, but the whole situation is very odd.
Sonnen tells the administrator DURING his test, PRIOR to any results that he was dirty, therefore he went INTO the fight already KNOWING hed get caught. Knowing this he STILL chose to bash cheaters all the way up until fight time.
Very Weird
then add in Dana possibly knowing and you have an entire different can o’ worms.
It will be interesting to see how this plays out.
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
yep i just cant believe dana announced an immediate title shot before he got the results back knowing sonnen would probably piss dirty
sonnen must have been on a fuckload of shit…and was trying to flush everything out and cycle off but was just on too much…
i bet he probably had his personal doctor do a piss test a couple weeks prior to the fight and failed it and thats why he came out before the cali test saying “i probably aint gonna pass this thing, just letting you know”…
and the athletic commission wouldnt have been like “ok we promise we’ll keep it a secret and not tell anyone what you just told us”…that would be covering up for an admitted illegal activity….
which means they ufc must have been informed….thats why i cant believe dana announced the rematch without waiting on the test results…
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Sep 20, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
dana should have said "we've got 2 big fights coming up in the mw division...marquardt/palharas..and okami/belfort
and after those 2 fights we’ll have a better idea of where the 185 division is at…and we’ll start putting fights together at that time"
cause if palharas would have tapped nate in that legleg and nate hadnt slipped out it would have put him as the number 1 contender in my eyes…cause beating nate made sonnen the number 1 contender and sonnen couldnt even finish nate….so if palharas had finished nate that damn quick then he would HAVE to be the top contender, cause not even sonnen could do that….
i really would like to have seen how that fight would have played out had he not took his eye off of nate like an idiot and got put on queer street….
i just fucking hope vitor murders okami…..
cause okami/andy would be an even worse draw than edgar/maynard…cause at least edgar and maynard can speak english
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Sep 20, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I dont get the impression
Dana knew he’d fail a drug test. If he did, he’d be in big trouble with the commission!
mondaymorningblackbelt.com
He most likely found out when the commish did before the fight
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
they didn't though
you guys need to read articles. They took the test pre fight (day of weigh ins) then it got sent to UCLA in s. cali. they got the results back and then retested.
mondaymorningblackbelt.com
huh?
The quote said leading up to the fight
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
They piss test weeks before the event.
Watch the Serra blogs before he fought Hughes. It was a month before and a couple weeks before.
Kev is acting like he can read articles.
jay.
ya...when he implied he might test possitive to the commish is when Dana prob found out I think
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
True but Dana was not going to cancel the main event after all the hype Sonne and the UFC had done.
this situation has a bad smell to it.
Facebook is for gays!
he would have to
I don’t care if it were Brock vs Fedor, if Brock admitted steroid use, he’d have to cancel the fight. Brock would have admitted to a banned substance and have an unfair advantage.
If Chael went out there and injured Silva and UFC brass knew he was juicing, they’d be getting sued for their whole business!
mondaymorningblackbelt.com
not if pre-fight testing came back clean.
if all pre-fight testing came back clean BEFORE he took flu meds there would be no reason to stop the fight…
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
think of how irritated Silva will be....
to know that his boss potentially knew Chael was using and still put him in there with him. I mean what if Anderson got badly hurt and then Chael tested positive? Could Anderson sue the UFC if he could prove that management knew about Chael?
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Interesting point.
Dana owes Anderson big, if he knew about this shit….
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
DJ Pullout
What if AS came out and admitted that he lied about having injuries prior to the fight, and it was, in fact, Chael who cracked his ribs?!
whats your point?
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
Well if it was a juiced up Sonnen who put that crack into his ribs
And Dana allowed Sonnen to fight to happen even though he knew about the juicing, where does that put Silva? Could he sue the UFC like DJ Pullout said?
Ah I see.
I am oretty sure his ribs were cracked before. But yeah that’s a crazy scenario. A juicemonkey injuring a top p4p fighter and dana knowingly allowing it to happen… that would be a dark day for MMA.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
I see what ur saying
I thought you were saying Dana knew weeks before, Chael admitted it and he still let him fight
there is no way that happened, Dana would be banned in every country in the world from promoting!
mondaymorningblackbelt.com
That is what we are saying.
It may have happened. Piss tests aren’t done the night before fights (contrary to what you believe).
jay.
oh and I can't read?
“He only indicated that he was taking it but he never indicated why,” Dodd said of a conversation he and Sonnen shared during drug testing conducted by the state a day prior to the fight.
mondaymorningblackbelt.com
remember
every commission is different, where was Serra fighting? CA may only test once before and once after which from what I hear is quite common!
mondaymorningblackbelt.com
I agree...which is why I think the flu med excuse is valid...
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
he's too smart to get caught with literal PED's kev...you know this
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I believe he took a banned substance but not one that would enhance his performance...
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I believe he did.
he kept an unbelivable pace for 5 rounds, non-stop aggression. we don’t see that, well we did from Sherk when he got caught.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic !
Edgar's pace was greater than Sonnen and Sherk for 5 rounds in consecutive fights. Think he was juiced?
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
He kept a decent pace
He spent a lot of the fight throwing low-energy shots from dominant positions. That wasn’t the kind of thing that would tire the average athlete out.
Anderson Silva will fall via brutal Republican dry-humping.
by Johnny WF on Sep 21, 2010 11:41 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Exactly...I'm with Johnny and ULF
we’re not talking about a TUF contestant…we’re talking about a veteran
* "Standing in the ring in whatever condition I'm in is my way of life."
* "I don't think the injury was the cause for my defeat, I lost being in 100% condition at fight day. It's possible that Santiago might have been injured as well, I lost because my best was insufficient, only mortifying thoughts remain now. I think I would've entered the ring even if I lost one of my legs, I'm a fighter who fights, not with technique, but with heart."
--Kazuo Misaki
I disagree. Chael fought a physical fight.
that takes a lot of you, he kept the pressure on non-stop to hold Anderson down and pound his head into the mat.. Why do you think boxers can go so long and MMA fighters not? because in boxing you move around and you don’t use any physical strength, that’s what Edgar did.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic !
lol where did the idea that he is smart come from?
What is your definition of “smart”?
He is a pathological liar, that is all I know.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
But he is a politician and politicians think they can work or get around the system.
Flu meds or not he still failed the piss test, he should have been smarter than to take a banned substance.
Facebook is for gays!
Exactly, not very smart at all. He is a moron, full of fake self confidence.
He is like the preacher in Donny Darko who cries at home alone.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
free your one of the last people that should be claiming he knows what "smart" is
You’ve been proving that since getting here
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice trolling attempt Mc, A for effort buddy:
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
lol
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree mac
I think he’s too smart to not just take HGH, but by that assumption, I’d think he would know what was going into his body AKA if it’s on ANY banned substance list!
mondaymorningblackbelt.com
Didn't the commish also say that he had "very high levels of testosterone"? What flu meds make your testosterone levels jump? That doesn't make sense.
The top 5 things I learned this weekend:
5) SEC "team speed" is O-VER-RA-TED
4) Orange and White will never look as good as Green and Yellow.
3) 102,000 people get awfully quiet when they choke on too much Duck.
2) The Vols would have had better luck playing checkers in their end zones than trying to stop the Ducks from getting in there.
1) I fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Mormon when points are on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Ya they said his levels were way out of the normal range
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
Does this not effectively rule out the flu meds excuse? If not, I need to know what meds to take before I train.
The top 5 things I learned this weekend:
5) SEC "team speed" is O-VER-RA-TED
4) Orange and White will never look as good as Green and Yellow.
3) 102,000 people get awfully quiet when they choke on too much Duck.
2) The Vols would have had better luck playing checkers in their end zones than trying to stop the Ducks from getting in there.
1) I fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Mormon when points are on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
he hasn't said flu meds
remember, that was marquart, mr “I love to talk about everything” found out about this Fri and has yet to comment on it
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who?
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
no
who is mr "I love to talk about everything
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
oh, my bad
I thought u were busting my balls about marquarts spelling.
Mr. “i love to talk” is Sonnen, he hasn’t said anything and reports say he was told he failed on Friday.
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lol as if it`s all so black and white.
the only thing we know is that Chael is a dirty lying cheater.
If Chael was juicing before the fight and even told the commission, then the commission are the morons for even letting him fight. What`s the point of saying you are protecting fighter safety if the results of the test aren`t revealed until after the fight?
So anyone could juice up, endanger and potentially kill their opponent and then after the fact test positive? what kind of shit is that?
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
Agreed
And I watched the Serra VBLOGS before the Hughes fight. He was taking piss tests weeks before the event. They don’t only test you the day before the fights.
jay.
exactly
and that’s the only way it makes sense. otherwise they are just testing to fuck up the juicer’s careers after the fact. but the fighter safety goes right out the window.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
Theres a LOT wrong with this situation. None of it makes any sense,
yep, weird shit.
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
I would just like to point out that the internet is doing a wonderful job of being the internet right now
speculation
It doesn’t hold up in the court of law.
Wait for the facts guys – save yourself the typing because all of you will flip flop as information becomes available.
Sure there is an issue but nobody knows anything other than he was flagged and he told the commission that he might piss hot and asked to have it documented
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I said this yesterday
and got BLASTED for it. I’ve succumb to the masses.
by PetrozellisJab on Sep 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree BZ
but SI wouldn’t print it if they were gonna get sued. If BE broke this story, I wouldn’t have touched it, but SI has some credibility!
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I dont care if CNN's Wolf Blitzer runs it as a lead in
nobody knows shit except Chael and the Commission
Chael, although animated, is not a dumb fuck and certainly knows better than playing russian rullette with his career. He would KNOW that he would get caught. Especially if he was actually planning on winning the title.
There is a lot of hear say fueling this fire.
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by Bigger Zino on Sep 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait until the facts come out?
But then how would we be able to say “i told you so,” or “i called it,” afterwards?
Really tho, i agree with you and holding am judgement (because i like him), but just throwing out some possible scenarios is no harm.
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
hey been waiting for you to show up
you know anything about crossbows?
Im buying this week and looking at shooting an Excalibur Phoenix or Exocelet
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by Bigger Zino on Sep 20, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Negative
sorry i cant be of any help there. BUt one of my cousins in PA is in love with reg bows and cross bows, i can give him a ring tomorrow if ya want.
What will you be using it for? There are exactly like a gun in the respect of how lethal they are.
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
i knew you knew about firearms so i thought maybe have input here
i think im all set thought but if your talking to him – run it by.
Im using it for Black Bear and Deer mostly…. change the tips and maybe take some wild turkey.
They are especially useful if we get invaded by Vampires.
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by Bigger Zino on Sep 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
will do.
Even the little i know about bows, I can tell you with the right tip you’ll have No problems getting thru and thru shots. You’ll probably be within 35ish0yards or less, are you going to be taking a sidearm when the bear day comes along? Even tho blacks are by no means of brown nature (those fuckers are universally agrred upon as mean), id shit myself with a charging 500lb 6ft tall bear hounding in at 30mph.
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
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by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
knife
thats how we do it.
Canada Fuck Yeah.
I dont miss. Straight to the heart or nothing.
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by Bigger Zino on Sep 20, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is this yank talking about missing?
IT’s a 500 lb. 6 ft. bear. If you miss you deserve to die.
Fucking rookies.
jay.
You can get a hit and it wont die right there.
imagine it turns as you shoot and its now wounded and pissed r. Fuck that, bring a sider.
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a weapon in my bag for just such an occasion.
It’s called brass knuckles. That bear doesn’t stay down and he’s gonna punched in the face.
Canada, Fuck Yeah!
jay.
sumbitch,
id hate to see what you do to a shark!
fuckin minnow better watch!
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been shark fishing.
I just put a tank top on, stand on the bow of the boat, and flex.
They jump in the net.
jay.
oh shit LOOLL
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by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
youre one crazy bastard
Id be tuggin along my .500 S&W
I want to go to Africa one day on a Safari. Thy have great deals. Some have 10 days, 7 animals, for under 5k that includes processing, lodging, guide and food. No extras stuff or tickets tho.
Or if you want to get spiffy a 40K Lion tag. awsome would it be to have a fuckin Lion that YOU killed hangin up on the wall in the mancave.
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
LMFAO!
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by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
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by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck the 40g's
ITS COMING RIGHT AT US
thats it.
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by Bigger Zino on Sep 20, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CNgwZgoKFc
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by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
ive seen this a few times and i still rewind it 4 or 5 times
WATCH IT
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by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
i am all about fair sport
if those guys really had that cat fenced in I’d probably strip them of their guns and watch the lion have his fun. Cool video.. but why did they all miss? Thats arrogant hunting and you deserve the consequences of it.
Hunting is not putting bait out for 6 months and then setting up a tree stand and blasting an animal.
Track, Kill, Respect, Appreciate
Gay – but i really liked that part of Avatar where the natives thanked the animal for it’s sacrafice.
I do.
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by Bigger Zino on Sep 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
The first miss was because the rich guy wasnt as good a shot as he thought. Im not sure how that guy (second comment down) knew it was a HUGE fenced in area, but if so, despicable and not hunting at all. As for the misses following the initial one, well thats because they were all simultaneously shitting themselves.
Track, Kill, Respect, Appreciate
Good on ya there, I 100% agree.
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
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by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Cali talk to you about this again another time
Im going to go ready my book and then lights out.
Fucking job.
Buy a car to drive to work
Drive to work to pay for the car
WTF are we doing anyway?
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by Bigger Zino on Sep 20, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
the life cycle lol
i forget your 3hrs ahead.
Have a good one.
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(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I could introduce you to this guy I know…
He goes to Africa every year and has one of everything framed and mounted in his house. With direct lighting
He has a grand entrance with a spiral staircase and a bloody giraffe in the center of it. He’s been going for years and knows evryone on the big game hunt scence
BTW the guy knows someone who shoots the bow I want at 110 yards – 4 inch clusters. Thats talent.,
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by Bigger Zino on Sep 20, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
he beefs up the draw weight somehow though
he’s getting 375fps +
what i hear
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by Bigger Zino on Sep 20, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
jesus christ
that beyond talent, that damn near godly, especially with those groupings.
a fucking GIRAFFE?
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by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
he didn't shoot it. Someone had it as a pet on a reserve over there
when it died of natural causes he bought it and gave a donation.
But yeah…. a giraffe. Ive seen it with my own eyes.
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by Bigger Zino on Sep 20, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve killed a couple mountain lions, but to drop 40k to kill a real lion is out of my price range hahahaha
GO BIG, OR GO HOME!!!
by LOKIE on Sep 21, 2010 11:06 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Do they eat the lions after the kill them? Is lion meat edible?
Did you eat your mountain lions?
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
No,they shoot them for no reason whatsoever, cruel bastards.......
Who the fuck shoots endangered animals anyway, pieces of shit, thats who!! No offense….lol
I like fighting.
of course it's edible
a restaurant in texas was serving lion burgers pre football season.
TKKPAL, I agree 100%. some of my favorite TV shows are on national geographic channel, and lions are some of my favorite animals EVER!
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Really lion burgers?
Lions are awesome and I would never kill one, but I must admit I would have a hard time resisting to try a lion burger if it was offered in front of me.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
I didn’t no the rancher that I killed it for made burgers out of both of them. I live AZ and nountain lions kill cattle and alot of other shit. Game and fish will issue you a tag if you have a problem. The guy I know was my grandpas buddy and asked if id like to kill a mountain lion that had been eating his cattle and I thought it sound like a good time. Its been under that situation in both occasions. He used what he could from it though. Relax I didn’t kill it just to kill it.
GO BIG, OR GO HOME!!!
by LOKIE on Sep 21, 2010 12:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh and tkpal where my parents live in arizona there are a shit load of lions running around. Trust me you’d kill one if it was needed. I’ve seen those bastards in action and there not a defenseless animal by any means. They would maul and kill you’re ass with ease
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by LOKIE on Sep 21, 2010 12:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
So why does that make a dick killing a couple?
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by LOKIE on Sep 21, 2010 4:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I think he's talking about the guys that take trips to Africa, just to kill a lion and have it mounted.
Sport hunters are dicks. Guys killing mountain lions out of necessity are OK.
jay.
you're right BZ
but if he failed a test, he’s not half as smart as you and I thought he was/is! Even if it was flu meds. There is a banned substance list and hgh which isn’t detectable
mondaymorningblackbelt.com
if i was a professional athlete
id be loaded with HGH
just sayin….
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by *Californication* on Sep 20, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah but just wait... Zuffa has said boo on the subject
For all we know he told Dana and he said fight for us and we will worry about it later.
Thats why it makes Zero fucking sense to jump to conclusions. We dont’ know shit right now.
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by Bigger Zino on Sep 20, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
kev you took +5? its a good game.
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by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I made a little run at the end of Sunday hitting a couple parlays.
Saturday and noon NFL games kicked my ass.
Facebook is for gays!
IT'S A MMA BLOG!!!
everybody speculates about everything, mainly who will win a fight, how they’ll win a fight, if a card will suck, anything and everything, all before the actual fight is done and the facts are in. you can’t see an overeem post without someone bringing up roids, and he passes his tests. so for chael fans to get bent out of shape because people are speculating bad things about a fighter they like who FAILED his test and admitted he was taking a PED seems quite ridiculous.
exactly
excuse me for giving a guy the benefit of the doubt until he’s dumb enough to fail!
mondaymorningblackbelt.com
What of he thought he would absolutly win of he took the drugs so the dirty test would then strip him of the title, imagine the shit storm then.
Cali is onto something, chael more then anybody knows that even bad publicity is good for your branding. Just think of what your impression of him was a year ago compared to right now, this guy is famous, rome still brings him up and probably will even more now. I think he planned on dropping dirty. If he was stripped of the belt I guarentee he would get a rematch the second he returns. He went big on this one. I don’t know its late I’m high, my minds going in 10 different directions, but there’s no way you tell the guy pre piss. I’ve been on probation and dropped dirty, and I played it cool till the last second. He planned this shit, and it worked, a dirty performance of a life time beats a clean lackluster avergae fight. We havn’t even heard his excuse yet, this is gonna get good and he will benefit from it.
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by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 20, 2010 10:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
*what if
Roberto are you with me?
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by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 20, 2010 10:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
*if he took lol
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by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
your aim is off... but some of what you said might be on target
PR – good or bad… is still PR
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by Bigger Zino on Sep 20, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
there he is!
Lol. Chael knows what he’s doing. He was nothing, I hated his fights with paulo, know he is the most hated fighter alive.
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by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 20, 2010 11:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
sonnen lost to filho when filho got busted for juicing and sonnen flipped out bout that shit
now sonnen gets busted….if he gets suspended a year then anderson might not even be around when sonnen gets back….whos to say anderson isnt the 205 champ by then? he beats the winner of vitor/okami then whats left? he isnt just gonna sit around for a year waiting on sonnen…..
and when sonnen gets back from a year suspension he isnt just gonna get an immediate title shot…by then there will be guys who are sitting on 4 or 5 fight win streaks…
they’re not just gonna reward a cheater with an immediate title shot….especially if they think that his performance could be related to the drugs in his system
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Sep 20, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
why do you think he told them he may drop dirty? i cant think of a logical reason?
btw i missed you…
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by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 21, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
i honestly cant think of a single reason why he would tell them...cause what if he happened to come out clean...what if during the weight cut he was able to flush out so much water
that he was able to get enough of the drug out of his system that his testosterone levels came out normal for just a brief instant…i mean if you completely dehydrate yourself anything can happen…hell, maybe an incompetant lab tech could have mislabled his piss with someone else’s…
that shit happened to me once…as a flight attendant i got drug tested all the damn time, especially after 9/11….and i was a victim of my piss getting mislabled with someone elses and i got a dirty result…..and i had been sober for 2 years….i protested and was immediately retested and was clean…they never found out who it was that i was confused with…so that person got away with dirty piss….
so he shouldnt have said anything…cause he would have looked really stupid if he had pissed clean
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Sep 21, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
i smoked the whole year and tried various cleaners, dropped clean 2 outta 3 times they dropped me.
There is zero chance i let on any of the 3 times, no matter what his plan may or may not have been it makes zero sense.
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by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 21, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
btw i missed you…
missed you too..
aint been here cause i been busy tryna plan a bachelor party for my boy all week…its this weekend and we’re goin to jacksonville beach florida or panama city beach florida or destin florida…still havent gotten it organized yet…and we supposed to be leavin like thursday….and stayin till sunday….
im so frustrated tryna organize this shit that i dont think ima even go…he aint wanting to go to strip clubs or anything fun like that cause his fiance is one of those psycho jealous bitches and my boy is pussywhipped and dont drink or party so he dont want to go out to any cool places…so shit is sounding lame…theres like 12 of us dudes going and like 9 of them are married…so they dont really want to go to strip clubs and bars either….he wants everyone to just chill and be on the beach…FUCK THAT…im tryna find some hoes…so im callin round tryna find strip clubs around those areas…but all 12 people all have different places they want to go…
ima be like the only one wanting to go wild cause everyone else got wives and kids and shit…fuck that….
fuck that shit
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
Why the wives would care that you and the lads go to chip n dales i'll never know.
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by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 21, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions
cause the wives consider me the bad influence since im single..and they dont trust me and think that i'll be tryin to get them into some shit
cause all the wives are saying shit to their husbands about me like:
“you shouldnt let him plan anything, you know how he is…he’s just gonna try to put yall in bad situations and yall are gonna get in trouble….hes a bad influence and since he isnt married he doesnt have to worry about consequences…so hes gonna be looking to get everyone into the most vile, absurd situations possible cause thats just how he thinks…hes selfish, wild, and doesnt care about anyone else’s relationships that may be damaged by his behavior”
but shit…a bachelor party is about having fun and making memories and doing crazy shit…it isnt about a bunch of dudes renting a hotel on the beach and sitting on the porch all by themselves making a bar b que as far away from bars and civilization as possible talking about their wives and kids….thats what they’re gonna do…sit around and talk about married life and kids….fuck that….i aint goin down there for that shit
thats all they’re gonna be doing….
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
does everyone see that hella just admitted to being gay. I asked him about chip n dales and he's all about it with his merry train.
Even admits that the wives are worried about what he will do with the other husbands while at chip n dales. How much evidence do i need?
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by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 21, 2010 4:16 AM EDT up reply actions
This happened to a co-worker of mine like a month ago
He wanted to book rooms in NF, go to clubs, strip joints, come back and get a personal dancer….
The wives of the other guys wanted them to stay in town and just have a poker night…..Wives won. Friend went. Friend will not look at or speak to those dudes again.
I would stay home.
jay.
On my stag, i was home at about 3am, wife answered door like wtf you doing home???
I had a cuppa tea and a joint and went to bed, fell out with two of my best friends on that night, haven’t spoken to them since. We were all having a great day to begin with, about 20 of us went fishing, carting, archery range, shooting and as soon as we hit the pubs later that day, and the drink and marching powder hit a few of the lads, personalaties clashed, an argument over money began then and it was a shit night, and i didn’t even want that kinda thing to begin with, some asshole ‘buddy’ thought his bright ideas would make for a great stag, but ended up fucking up the whole night. Everybody is different, some fuckers really annoy me when they can’t comprehend that you are actually happy with your women and keep going on like your missing out on something…….different strokes for different folks……some people are the family type and some people are the fucking type, doesn’t mean that you can’t enjoy yourself on a night out.
I like fighting.
That goes without saying....
My wife does her thing, i do mine, and then sometimes we do our shit together.Why do some women not understand that easy concept?? I trust you, you trust me, end of story, unless you live in Jersery Shore or some shit wtf do women be going on about anyway? If my women tried to dictate what i did or where i went especially on a stag then we would have a serious problem. I mean just cause you are on a diet does not mean you cant look at the menu. Just cause you go to a strip joint , doesn’t mean your there for the extras. When women go to a strip show with their girlfriends, are they there to get fucked by the strippers?? There is the exception to every rule i know, but some women just be tripping for nothing!!
I like fighting.
My wife isn't like that.
We laugh at the bitches that are. She’s fun and prefers to hang with men because women are lame when there’s more than one of them in a room.
jay.
Women can be fucking weird.
my girl likes to party too and doesn’t really care for the drama some bitches bring to the table. Some girls are really cool by themselves but as soon as there are other females around, the gossip and bitch faces begin. Why would you want to live in a pist off mood all the time?
Facebook is for gays!
Not sure?
Too many girls in a confined area just does it too them. Hormones or booby to dick ratios. I don’t know.
jay.
I think it all boils down to trust
Some girls are crazy in one relationship and completely level headed in another. It is all about the relationship the two of you have. If I had to get in an argument every time I saw a nice rack, I would lose my damn mind (been in those kind of relationships before). The girl I am marrying points out the nice racks for me. Jay- I responded to ya.
We fight, get beat, rise and fight again.
The girl I am marrying points out the nice racks for me.
Mine does the same, but with the booties of course.
Facebook is for gays!
That's the way it has to be, deuce.
I’ve been with my wife for almost 14 years. It feels like the first year still.
Responded.
jay.
SOunds like a bad dream
have they not seen the hangover?
lameass Bachelor Parties are the thing of the past.
another vote on staying home, although how can the “planner,” not go?
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 21, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Depends on how much he likes these guys.
I’ve split from lame plans tons of times, with people I just don’t care about. The co-worker I was talking about, had asked me to come to a “sexy Christmas” party. I accepted, helped him set it all up, bailed. What the hell do I care if he never wants to talk again?
Some people you can screw over, some you can’t. If he doesn’t care about screwing over the lame-oids, do it up right.
jay.
Hell yeah,
if the dude getting married does not want to party with butt naked hoes(strippers are hoes so it’s ok to call them hoes), then he is a lame you could live without. Women should not have a say so in a bachelor party.
Facebook is for gays!
Plus this sounds really gay if you ask me...
a bunch of dudes renting a hotel on the beach and sitting on the porch all by themselves making a bar b que as far away from bars and civilization as possible talking about their wives and kids
Facebook is for gays!
Well this is Hella we are talking about so he is describing the....
worst possible scene for dramatic effect.
I like fighting.
You'd think that would be right up Hella's street being a former Air-Hostess...
“a bunch of dudes renting a hotel on the beach and sitting on the porch all by themselves making a bar b que as far away from bars and civilization as possible”
I like fighting.
When all the shit came out I was pissed at Chael and concluded he was guilty until proven innocent...
after thinking about it a bit, I can really only see two reasons why he would tell and why he would even do it…
One is the reason I stated above as his excuse: he has been wanting this shot at the title for sometime, he’s hyped himself and the fight for a damn long time and put a lot of work and energy into it. He worked himself up into an “I CAN’T LOSE OR SHOW WEAKNESS” state of mind not in himself but his fan’s and hater’s eyes. He put a lot on the line for himself and the UFC and didn’t want to let anyone down. So he took THE FLU MEDS in hopes to at least be able to put on a decent performance. He told the AC specifically because he’s not a cheater and wanted to make sure they knew why they were going to find tainted samples. THIS IS THE ANGEL EXPLANATION
Next is : He told everyone he was sick because he knew he was going to test positive because he was cheating and taking PEDS. he told the AC in hopes that the story of him being sick would soften the blow and he’d be able to explain his way out of it before the shit got too big. He’d be able to exploit the scandal into the rematch being even bigger and larger than the first fight. THAT’S THE DEVIL EXPLANATION
The truth probably lies somewhere in between the two.
* "Standing in the ring in whatever condition I'm in is my way of life."
* "I don't think the injury was the cause for my defeat, I lost being in 100% condition at fight day. It's possible that Santiago might have been injured as well, I lost because my best was insufficient, only mortifying thoughts remain now. I think I would've entered the ring even if I lost one of my legs, I'm a fighter who fights, not with technique, but with heart."
--Kazuo Misaki
thing that I still don't get
If you’re gonna cheat, why would you use anything other than HGH which IS NOT detectable in urine?
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cause he is a moron.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
he's well spoken, extremely articulate, witty, and very successful in life outside of the UFC
He MIGHT have made a poor decision but there’s no denying he’s smart
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
agree 100% Mac
* "Standing in the ring in whatever condition I'm in is my way of life."
* "I don't think the injury was the cause for my defeat, I lost being in 100% condition at fight day. It's possible that Santiago might have been injured as well, I lost because my best was insufficient, only mortifying thoughts remain now. I think I would've entered the ring even if I lost one of my legs, I'm a fighter who fights, not with technique, but with heart."
--Kazuo Misaki
If the UFC really knew that Sonnen was on something before the fight,
then they are no better than the WWE.
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wait and see
it might be like an olympic athlete getting hung up on soemthing as stupid as eating too many poppyseed bagels.
Im not letting him off the hook… but wait and see.
As we always suspected - Jackson's MMA secures another victory under suspicious circumstances. Freenow82 called it and is seldom wrong when pre diagnosing a Lay n Pray / Vaseline victory before it happens. Free 2 - BZ 3... I smell a come back.
by Bigger Zino on Sep 20, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont think dana new before the fight, but i think he new before the test came in.
Chael probably told him a few weeks ago.
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by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 20, 2010 10:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I wish someone would go off and do the same thing to sonnen that he did to lance
typical politician can’t trust worth shit.
Haven't read all the comments but
Can someone explain what he actually took? Did he take testosterone, or is elevated testosterone a by-product of taking something else? And how does this relate to the “flu medication” theory? Sorry for my ignorance.
"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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Who was the dude that tested positive after using a nasal inhaler?
Was it Sidelnikov? I can’t remember :S
Arlovski : Kang : GSP : Rampage : Lytle : Huerta : Quarry : Serra : Wandy : Pulver : Alvarez
So sho's the 4th UFC opponent implicated with steroids?
Sonnen
Marquardt
Leben
?
Sorry for my limited knowledge…
This will not stand man, this aggression will not stand!
Sherk, Barrnett, Bonnar, Franca
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
The other article said "Silva's 4th UFC opponent with steroids in their past"
They mean Marquardt, Leben, Sonnen and someone else…Irvin?
And wasn’t Barrnett in Strikeforce when he was busted?
This will not stand man, this aggression will not stand!
by RearNakedToke on Sep 21, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
oh...sorry...my bad...and Barnett has been busted twice...once in SF and once in UFC
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
my bad x2..once in the UFC and once in Affliction
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
and ya...it was Irvin
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 21, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah, affliction....almost forgot they briefly existed...
Thanks for the info, I assumed Irvin…
This will not stand man, this aggression will not stand!
by RearNakedToke on Sep 21, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
How is it possible...
That Sonnen shows up with backne for his last 2 fights, proceeds to dominate the 2 guys widely considered the 2 best 185ers based on strength and endurance, acts all super-agro erratic in his interviews, gets popped for mega high levels of Testosterone in his blood and people are STILL SUGGESTING EXCUSES LIKE FLU MEDS AND SUPPLEMENTS? How much more evidence of blatant steriod use do you need? Are you waiting for a 3rd arm to pop out of his forehead? I realize all the facts aren’t in yet but seriously, he’s guiltier than O.J. I’m sure he’ll have a great story tho, get your popcorn
This will not stand man, this aggression will not stand!
Well, some people on here still defend Overoid. They want video evidence of the dudes injecting the stuff I guess.
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i think people are just waiting for some form of denial from him
so they can leap behind it and hold on to the illusion of their hero has been wronged and his armour stays nice and shiny. like the millions of jackon fans who blindly believed he wasn’t a paedophile, he was just a grown man who liked to share his bed with11 year old boys because it’s what friends do and there was nothing illegal and sexual going on…just throw out some denial chael, geeze, you’re not suppose to amit you knowingly took PED’s before the fight. you’re supposed to wait until after and say it must have been something in a suppliment and you had no clue
Atleast Overoid hasn't been caught
You can put on muscle without roids. Not saying he doesn’t juice it, but he’s 6’4, 250 pounds is not unreasonable with a weight training regiment.
by Weedsuplement on Sep 21, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what i find a bit rich
everyone has no problem accusing overeem though he’s been tested and hasn’t failed. but talk about chael cheating after failng and admitting to knowingly taking something and people are still saying don’t rush to judgement.
not defending Chael, but do you really doubt Overoid used? I mean, do we doubt OJ’s guilt? He was never found guilty either.
"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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i'm not defnding either
personally i don’t think he does. it’s not impossible to get to that size. he’s not failed any drug tests so until he does i’ll believe he has the genetics for it. my point is that this whole “don’t say anything till you know the facts” thing is a bit silly. these blogs are set up so fans can gossip and rumour and speculate, they’d be dull if people didn’t. if no one said anything without knowing the facts most of these posts woudn’t have any comments. and those people telling others not to say anything about chael cheating surely have speculated on one thing or another in the past without knowing the facts, be it if they’d get there asses kicked in a fight, if they’re past it or whatever. why shouldn’t people speculate on if this person or that person cheated when they fail test without being told to hold their tongues? being all “don’t say bad things about this fighter”, like he should get a free pass, is beyond me
I didn't say i doubt he juices, i implied that i didn't know
but overeem at 250 naturally is not that far fetched. Like chael didn’t look massive and he was juicing it. you never know.
by Weedsuplement on Sep 22, 2010 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions
So have these all been CSAC busts?
Is Cali the only state testing or what? I know they popped Sherk, Sonnen, and Barnett. Anyone know if it was the CSAC that busted Leben or any of the other notable busts? Makes you wonder about the testing in Nevada/elsewhere…
This will not stand man, this aggression will not stand!
Both Leben and Irvin admitted it. Only Sherk and Barnett denied it.
Barnett denied it every time even though he’s been busted 100 times or somewhere abouts.
by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Sep 21, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
also in cali
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
He cheated and...
Anderson said before the fight he would submit him to the Nog brothers. (Why he was in a Gi) He was told by his doctor not to fight cause he broke a rib in training.
lol...in other news, Barnett/Fedor has been cancelled for Affliction 3
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
LMAO
this guy name Royce Gracie just won the UFC 1 no holds barred tournament.
hey seriously though, you guys watch that ultimate Royce Gracie the other night or was that old and I just missed it?
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thanks for the troll
I just found that to be funny with all the smack talk Sonnen put out.
Look whose the idiot now Chael, YOU!
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