James Toney wants to fight at UFC 123 in Detroit
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Quoteworthy:
"If they want to sell any tickets in Detroit, they should put me on there. B---- a-- Rampage can't sell no tickets in my hometown."
Apparently he hasn't had enough. After getting manhandled by Randy Couture just last month at UFC 118, "Lights Out" wants another chance. The Michigan native claims that if the UFC wants to sell tickets to the event, they shouldn't count on "Rampage" Jackson to do it, but rather himself. Anybody want to see more of James inside of the Octagon? While it's highly unlikely we ever will, who would serve as an appropriate match up for Toney?
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you mean toney wants to get in the octagon again and get taken down and not land any strikes while getting beatdown again
sure i would like to see that.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Glory favors the bold. Chance favors the prepared mind. Luck, well i have that too. University of Utah goes to the Pac-12 conference in 2011. I expect them to compete immediately for the conference CG. Brock Lesnar will defeat Cain Velasquez. The most hated and misunderstood person on the MMA blogs.. Utah and Boise take care of business in week one. Don't be surprised if they both go undefeated.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Sep 16, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think so.
I don’t think Toney ever hit him with anything.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
no, he didn't even touch him, just some flapping arms from the bottom.
this pic could be from the Nog fight.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
personally im ready to see toney vs KJ NOONS SONS!!! KJ KJ KJ KJ KJ KJ!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
I WANNA C IT!!!! "JAMES TONEY AT STRIKEFORCE"... unless Dana does it 1 more time!!!
Top 5 List of Possible Opponents I wanna C Toney fight in StrikeForce..
1. Kimbo Slice
2. Herschal Walker
3. Cung Le
4. Nick Diaz
5. KJ Noons
- Cris Cyborg (honorable mention)
go back to boxing and fight kimbo
we dont want you in MMA…
I do
Toney/Barry
Toney/Yvel
Toney/??
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Toney vs Jon Jones.
Might as well shut this thing down forever.
As we always suspected - Jackson's MMA secures another vicory under suspicious circumstances. Freenow82 called it and is seldom wrong when pre diagnosing a Lay n Pray / Vaesline victory before it happens. Free 2 - BZ 3... I smell a come back.
lol you are not fair.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
id love to see Toney fight again
I just love watching fights
Fuck I’d like to see him fight Mike Tyson.
Or Jose Canseco. Or Georges Laraque.
Or Joe Rogan.
I'm gonna go home, watch DirecTV, drink bud light and ride my Harley Davidson!!
by Newfie3 on Sep 16, 2010 4:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
LMAO
That would be HILARIOUS. Give Rogan a wireless headset and let him do commentary WHILE he’s fighting Toney. I can hear it now.
Rogan: I’m going for an omoplata. He’ll have no idea what that is.
Toney (in background): Who you talkin’ to, bitch? Why you tryin’ ta play footsie with me?
Rogan: Maybe a gogoplata instead.
Toney: WHAT? You say you gotta go go potty? Not while you got your legs wrapped around me! That’s naaaasty! Just show me where to tap, I’m outa here!
"Who's da MASTA?!!!"
good stuff
but way to coherent for Toney
Rogan: I am going for an omoplata
Toney: Who der? I no wan en omlat
Rogan: Maybe a gogoplata
Toney: Dollar Bills yall! Toney licks gogo gals. She get pretty lags? I aint no wrasslin fag. I lick the femails.
Rogan: Uh, what, Can we get Soares in here to translate?
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
by Deuce02 on Sep 16, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Soares doesn't speak Portuguese. Need Chael Sonnen for that.
Whens the sig rubber match David W-S? I need vengeance!
Shogun Rua vs Rogerio Nogueira 2 coming soon!
LATE TAKEDOWN FTW
by Synyster_08 on Sep 16, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i cant pretend tyson/toney mma rules would upset me. there's already 2 solid main events, let it open up the card.
im also down for toney/yvel and toney/barry as mcarthur suggested.
Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...
by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 16, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
you would call what he did in their with Randy a fight?
Did he even land 1 punch? I may get excited beating up 10 year olds, but that doesn’t mean I should. I don’t mind watching him fight either, but he isn’t exactly doing any fighting in the cage, unless by fighting you actually mean talking.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
why would you want toney in the ufc again?
he completely embarrassed himself, not just by having no idea what-so-ever what to do on the ground but he came in fat as hell.. he didnt take it seriously, he cashed a paycheck that’s about it. the only reason to have him come back is to see him get beat up again, but if that means having to deal with danago all over again then count me out
utah is going undefeated and so is boise state university. utah will beat the mighty tcu and notre dame teams late in the season and will go to their third bcs bowl
believe it or not
That was the most in shape i have seen Toney in a long time
The Pain Train's in full steam ! ABM's look out.
Shit...Toney vs Rampage is good enough for me.
* "Standing in the ring in whatever condition I'm in is my way of life."
* "I don't think the injury was the cause for my defeat, I lost being in 100% condition at fight day. It's possible that Santiago might have been injured as well, I lost because my best was insufficient, only mortifying thoughts remain now. I think I would've entered the ring even if I lost one of my legs, I'm a fighter who fights, not with technique, but with heart."
--Kazuo Misaki
this is the only way I would be ok with anyone who has seen action outside of the undercard in the UFC
mix it up with Toney again. Have em fight twice. You are onto something Champ!
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
I say let Toney Fight again...
Just find an MMA guy that’s willing to do everything from kicking to clinching to Muay Thai…. take it easy on the grappling… I WANNA SEE what a guy like Toney can do on his feet… I WANNA SEE IT!!!!!!
Don't be surprised if Dana signs him back.
Dana isn’t really a man of words. (e.g. Kimbo)
That’s what she said.
I'm gonna go home, watch DirecTV, drink bud light and ride my Harley Davidson!!
by Newfie3 on Sep 16, 2010 4:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
But if there are.. throw him in there with someone like C. Kongo
Have him fight another striking based fighter and see what happens.. Randy raped him in front of millions.. I guess he is trying to get that image out of his head now.
Kongo would chop Toney down with leg kicks. I really don’t see Toney being competitive with anyone in the HW division. Maybe someone like Joey Beltran or Mitrione…even that’s pushing it though. That said I still would watch. Put him on Dana.
by HappyLittleTreez on Sep 16, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Mitione is a great idea...that guys an idiot
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
No kidding lol…he’s one of the few that truly lives up to his nickname – Meathead.
by HappyLittleTreez on Sep 16, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
he’s also a heck of an athlete and former o-lineman who can sure translate a lifetime of pancake blocks into a takedown on a washed up boxer. oh, and he’s actually working hard on developing ground skills. it would look just like the Toney/Randy fight. so would any Toney/(Insert Actual MMA fighter) fight
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Sep 16, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Mitrone would be an awesome fight
I love watching that guy get beat and then come from behind for the win.
by PenguinDreams on Sep 16, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I dont CARE I WANNA C IT!!!!
Just some MMA guy that will Stand and bang with Toney using MMA rules, and put BOXING to SHAME!
good call or Gilbert Yvel, Barry, Hardonk, CC, etc
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
I would watch any of those too
enzo-enormous
by enzo-enormous on Sep 16, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
why?
utah is going undefeated and so is boise state university. utah will beat the mighty tcu and notre dame teams late in the season and will go to their third bcs bowl
Just because
I have never liked him and he is a constant shit talker. I love it when people like that get their ass beat
enzo-enormous
by enzo-enormous on Sep 16, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
alright
i can see that
utah is going undefeated and so is boise state university. utah will beat the mighty tcu and notre dame teams late in the season and will go to their third bcs bowl
you would pay for this?
I may be inclined to watch something on you tube, while I am taking a deuce. But beyond that, I don’t want to see this guy inside any cage, anytime soon.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
you take your laptop into the shitter?
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Phone
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
by Deuce02 on Sep 16, 2010 8:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i don't get it.
I’d rather Toney vs Barry/Hardonk/Kongo on a PPV card then Barry/Hardonk/Kongo vs just about anyone.
www.mondaymorningblackbelt.com
by daniel worby on Sep 16, 2010 7:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
What did toney demonstrate in his sole mma fight that makes you get excited to watch him again?
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
by Deuce02 on Sep 16, 2010 8:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That's the thing, he didn't demonstrate anything.
I want him to demonstrate something against a striker, too much hype to see nothing.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
No one is stupid enough to sit and trade with him unless they are using their legs. Hype? As in JT spewing shit?
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
by Deuce02 on Sep 16, 2010 8:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
ya, the shit spewing is the hype
But I watched so much of it I am actually disappointed he didn’t land anything.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
disappointed, sure
we all want to see a fight, but I was not surprised in the least bit. This guy is a circus act in the truest fashion of the word, he just wants your money Free, he doesn’t care about putting on a real fight for you. Expect to continue to be disappointed.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
what?
I feel like I am taking crazy pills. You realize Shane is a wrestler. Did you not see what happened in Toney’s mma debut? Randy was the wolf blowing down straw houses in that “fight”.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
We just want carwin trading heavy-metal punches with the shit spewer...
If you don’t know for sure it’s a dude, it’s not gay.
-P-Dub
by The Negation on Sep 17, 2010 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions
He doesn't deserve to hold Carwin's jock strap in mma
That fight would not be anything but a takedown, 3-6 brutal shots to Toney while he is on his back, and a stoppage. You don’t need to have a crystal ball to see that. There are plenty of guys that could talk lots of shit and then get there ass kicked in the cage. JT gets you that worked up? Man, he is doing a better job than I thought.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
Kongo is not a good idea since he would try to take Toney to the ground.
Kongo would not stand and trade with him. When Kongo fights a fellow striker he takes them down and tries to ground and pound. Kongo only stands and trades when he thinks he is the better striker otherwise he tries to wrestle the whole time.
I’m pretty sure everyone in the UFC has enough ground skills to do the same exact thing Randy did, and therefore they would, since the only place toney could hurt them is standing
a life: it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come -Lester Freamon
by eastcoastatlas on Sep 16, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Cro-cop
I’d pay to see Toney eat a left head kick or 10
"I'm sorry about my performance tonight... I had sand in my vagina."
-Forrest Griffin
Belfort asked for Toney so why not cancel the Okami fight and put on Toney/Belfort?
I wouldn’t pay to see it but maybe some other people will.
Yes. Belfort/Okami.
Chael Sonnen: Last time I defeated the myth, this time I'll defeat the man.
So...hyped...
my bad, I guess I should have phrased that better for your simple mind. got anything better for Toney?
boxing
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
by Deuce02 on Sep 16, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I say Toney-Duffee...See what happens...
If you don’t know for sure it’s a dude, it’s not gay.
-P-Dub
by The Negation on Sep 17, 2010 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Duffee got cut
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Barry
cro cop is busy, lets see him try on one of pat berry’s leg or head kicks. The trash talk would be amazing too
Barry still has to recover fromthe broken foot/hand.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
Feed him to J.D.S.
"Hey, you got knocked out in the 3rd round, what happened there?"
Well, it's still a little hazy, but I believe that other gentleman was punching me in the face, and then I fell over??
by tap or snap bons on Sep 16, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions
I want to see him again just to see him get his ass kicked. Randy dominated him but didn’t really hurt him. I want to see someone smash that idiot’s face in
by Craigo8609 on Sep 16, 2010 4:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

10-08-28 BJ Penn exposed for the 7th time!!!!
by hairybumcrack on Sep 16, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jones is not booked and has expressed interest
Book it and let him crush toneys orbital with elbows.
by Lester The Pimp on Sep 16, 2010 4:23 PM EDT reply actions
Good idea
it would be a nice sparing match to get him prepared for bader
Put Toney vs Roy Nelson
It can be sold as “BATTLE OF THE BLUBBER!”
If you dont like drugs then dont do them.....give them to me!
He's not training w/ Danago anymore
so maybe he’ll do better this time.
Hadoken!!
by Brizzle T on Sep 16, 2010 4:40 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
hahahahahaha
That cracks me up.
Im gonna rec that
enzo-enormous
by enzo-enormous on Sep 16, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
why is this not green? it has 4 recs 0_O
Fan of Tiger 'Makin It Rain' Woods
by B-A-N-A-N-A-S on Sep 16, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It turns green if it has 5 recs...
If you don’t know for sure it’s a dude, it’s not gay.
-P-Dub
by The Negation on Sep 17, 2010 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions
how can I un-rec this?
come on people.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
toney/chuck would work for me. but it should be kickboxing rules.
Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...
by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 16, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions
someone that wants to stand with Toney
they can clinch and everything else, just someone that wants to stand. But without the threat of Takedowns, I think Toney might get a KO.
you need to also take out
high, mid and leg kicks, muay thai, greco leans, dirty (mma) boxing and a few other techniques—-oh wait, that is called boxing.
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
James Toney vs. Rolles Gracie!!!
In a ironman match!
by d*locc on Sep 16, 2010 4:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
lol
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Toney VS Uriah Faber.
Now that would be a FReAkShoW! I WANNA C IT!!!!
iLike!
If you don’t know for sure it’s a dude, it’s not gay.
-P-Dub
by The Negation on Sep 17, 2010 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Psh
who is there for Toney to fight anyways. Cro cop is busy. that about the only heavyweight who would maybee stand with toney. I bet even if they through a kickboxer in with toney that kickboxer would take him down
Anyone notice that they
made him look like he was in shape for his shirt pic? haha They must be trying to show what he looked like when he was like 16 or something
enzo-enormous
please. you had your 15 minutes of MMA fame. Now, just gently and quitely walk way and go annoy the boxing fans.
Shogun will have the longest championship reign in the UFC
He didn't even last 5 mins...
If you don’t know for sure it’s a dude, it’s not gay.
-P-Dub
by The Negation on Sep 17, 2010 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Get the F-- out parasite
You already got your payday. Now go beg for cheques somewhere else
My Top MMA Talents
1. Jon ''Bones'' Jones
2. Anthony ''Showtime'' Pettis
3. Phil ''Mr. Wonderful'' Davis
4. Terry Etim
5. Patricio ''Pitbull'' Freire
by robinhorobson on Sep 16, 2010 5:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
How did tony embarass himself?
They put him against one of the best.
Put him against someone that he stands a chance with.
Riding the Brock Train..
Jon Fitch, Gray Maynard and Chael Sonnen can suck it. If I want a blanket I'll buy it in the store, not on PPV.
Because he asked for that fight!
Along with 10 others that he never had a chance in hell winning. He wanted Brock first.
The Pain Train's in full steam ! ABM's look out.
I'd like to see Toney
vs a Seen Dick & Jane book.
Book via TKO.
@fjbar on twitter...formerly El Mexicutioner
Toney is wasting his verbal talents
He needs to be narrating a movie ala’ Morgan Freeman.
"in this day and age of "let's erect a statue"-isn't it time Jerry Reinsdorf is honored" - The Swirsk
by RogersPark Kris on Sep 16, 2010 5:50 PM EDT reply actions
James Toney
Didn’t Randy Couture turn off his lights already.
by TERRENCEFROMSOUTHEAST on Sep 16, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions
Toney vs Toney
Toney is real life is fat but Toney pictured on shirt looks good. Toney like Toney on shirt. Toney on shirt kicks ass. Toney in real life needs a cigar and a burger.
I said from the beginning
that Toney should be given one more opportunity after more training, against a lower tier opponent. Maybe somebody who will stand with him :)
The Shit Spewer, that's who, LOL
If you don’t know for sure it’s a dude, it’s not gay.
-P-Dub
by The Negation on Sep 17, 2010 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Is he Wearing,One Boxing glove and one mma glove?!?
This may have already come up, if so My Bad…
by Anderson H on Sep 16, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
yep he is
"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
''A man is not finished when he's defeated; he's finished when he quits'' Richard M. Nixon on Fedor's loss
by Eduardo Cruz on Sep 16, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Just to qualify...
I understand the symbolism he is shooting for
With the mma and boxing glove…
It is just the other most obvious “doh” in this pic. The in shape Toney is the other!
by Anderson H on Sep 16, 2010 10:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Further more as a fan of both mma and boxing...
I am a Toney boxing fan.
by Anderson H on Sep 16, 2010 10:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
he just wants another fat paycheck
has he been officially cut? after dana said they will never do boxing vs mma again or is he in limbo
Funny.....
Machida would murder Toney……Funny I guess good for business though!
And the shirt is a joke! He never looked that lean when he tried MMA! Ballyhoo!
If you don’t know for sure it’s a dude, it’s not gay.
-P-Dub
Shut up Toney!
Im sick of hearing this idiot run his mouth, which we can barely understand anyways. Thank heavens that Randy ran straight through him. The only reason I would ever watch Toney in another MMA match is to see him get his assed kicked again.
By the way James, Randy isnt as stupid as you and will not Box you. Just like you should of never set foot in the Octagon. So don’t say Randy’s a pussy cause he won’t Box you, he’s just that much smarter than you even though that doesnt say much because Toney’s an idiot. I’m glad I don’t follow boxing or I’d probably have to hear that fool all the time. He can barely speak understandable English and he’s American!
Everyone, there's no reason to want to see Toney again...even if it's to see him get his ass beat.
He had his shot and it’s over. If he wants to fight in MMA again, he should go to Strikeforce.

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