Chael Sonnen video highlights from Q&A at UFC Fight Night 22 in Texas
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agreed~
this shit never gets old!……..cheal has got to be one of the funniest guys in mma..
formerly stinky~fingers
aka~ The Current mmamania UNDERCARD pool CHAMPION...
Sign Chael up to ABM
That was the best part of the rant
Went to my first jits class. Don't think I was ever so happy with getting my ass handed to me
Lol I would love to see his and Brock's next meeting. lol
Blame Canada, Blame Canada, With all their hockey hullabaloo, And that bitch Anne Murray too, Blame Canada,Shame on Canada...............
he didn't really say "ABM" did he?!?
I can’t see the vid!
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by daniel worby on Sep 15, 2010 8:28 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That’s what I thought when I read IrishKev’s post. But, no, he didn’t.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
LOL You really think anyone outside of Mania has heard of ABM???? Please tell me that you were kidding.
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
i'm not kidding. and apparently not alone
Obviously I would’ve been shocked, but stranger things have happened. Ppl getting rich off a dumb youtube vid, Shane Carwin said he read(s) Mania. Its not like she’s a lil site lol. Its a stretch, but if he said something like “I’m part of the Anti Brock Movement, so ya can sign me up for my ABM card”, I could see Chael saying it if anyone. Lol, so sue me.
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by daniel worby on Sep 15, 2010 8:47 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL You're right, stranger things have happened!
It would have been classic and a highlight in the Worbsters life! lol
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
i defs woulda tried like crazy to secure an interview on mmbb
And it’d look nice on the ABM list of soldiers, lol.
Daniel Worby
MBOW
Dragon 101
OJR
…..
….
CHAEL SONNEN!!!
^Whoop whoop!!^
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by daniel worby on Sep 15, 2010 10:06 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Where's StrikerDave?
I thought he was the first lefttenant?
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
Your neglect of this soldier is not appreciated. I'm not impressed by your performance.
The top 5 things I learned this weekend:
5) SEC "team speed" is O-VER-RA-TED
4) Orange and White will never look as good as Green and Yellow.
3) 102,000 people get awfully quiet when they choke on too much Duck.
2) The Vols would have had better luck playing checkers in their end zones than trying to stop the Ducks from getting in there.
1) I fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Mormon when points are on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Yeah, I found a group photo of ABM; Worbz is the blonde with the aviators

"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
ABM's soldiers are reknowned for being REALLY close

"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
And we all wonder why Bob Arum refers to MMA/UFC as Gay...
….it’s because fans like Jackanapes PUTS UP CRAP LIKE THIS!!!
Oh, damn, sorry Mister Bob. If you’re reading this:
PLEASE, TAKE HEED — ERROR ERROR — FALSE ALARM, WE’RE NOT GAY!!!
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
you seem to be obsessed with the pics too
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 15, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Really? Please explain....
(unless you consider me being properly disturbed by these images as “being obsessed”)
just stop talking about...either your obsessed with the pics or your obsessed with Jack....which is it?
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 15, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
yup. Was my name your first clue?
You so smart.
I'm not obsessed with any guy...thats unhealthy and more than a little gay
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 15, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
damn...Jack actually said something smart.
He’s got you there on the Fedor part.
Neither, Arthur. I'm disturbed by seeing these Pics that have no place in an MMA forum
Don’t know what floats your boat but some people just don’t want to see shit like that, you know.
I think you need some hypnotherapy to expel those deep-seated demons.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
I think you need some therapy for the posts you put out.
Please return to the closet from where you came from. Thanks.
Hmm, this is the thing with you ostensible homophobes — there is more than meets the eye. Oh, so angry. Why O why I wonder? As Yoda would say: “Hmmm?”
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Why so angry? I'm not angry at all.
Disgusted? Yes.
angry? Nah. I don’t get angry.
Yeah, they’re from my personal archives. What can I say, camouflage really turns me on.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Acting like a Troll turns you on..
This other crap merely paints a very disturbing picture….
haha...worby will take that as a compliment
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 15, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
ABM? So it stands for Anti-Brock Movement? How incredibly lame. geez...
I’d rather you consulted with Chael for coming up with something funny than trying to do it yourselves….What a Massive Fail.
Your opinion on this topic doesn’t count. You’re compromised — your name is BrockRocks for FUCK sake!
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Of course being such a brock fan you would think that!
It’s a joke, don’t take it so seriously. Lighten up brotha.
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
I wasn't offended by it, MBOW. I was just calling the acronym Lame.
You do know what an “acronym” is, right? lol.
But anyway, just like some people may find it amusing, others would find it just plain stupid. That’s the way I find it. Doesn’t mean I’m offended by it.
Why wouldn't I know what an acronym is?
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
BrocksCock must think it’s a fancy word he recently discovered.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Wanna cyber?
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Let’s make love.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
I’ll be the apple of your eye if you be my peach. Peach, I could eat a peach for hours . . . .
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Well maybe you could draw me a picture?
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.

"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Lame. What a lame reply. How could someone so lame disparage ABM. You are totally compromised. Your whole opinion is.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
No offense.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Is your mom taken? I want a real man.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
We're back to that again?
I already said that I would think the name was lame even if my name was Jackisanidiot. C’mon now…
Huh?
Jackisanidiot
Fuck, how did you get so original? What’s next: patty cake, patty cake bake me a cake?
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Good line Jack!
Face off! I say that all the time. " I can eat a peach for hours." LOL
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
LOL nice pickup :)
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
lol I think he must.
I think he was trying to insult my intelligence, but not sure bc I’m not that bright.
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
thx buddy!
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by daniel worby on Sep 15, 2010 8:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
itll be on mmbb in t minus 4 minutes
bustin yallss sacks
-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)
by *Californication* on Sep 15, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Had enough of this guy to last me a lifetime..........
Was funny at first, now he is just getting annoying…………..
Blame Canada, Blame Canada, With all their hockey hullabaloo, And that bitch Anne Murray too, Blame Canada,Shame on Canada...............
un-amen!~
it’s pure gold..
formerly stinky~fingers
aka~ The Current mmamania UNDERCARD pool CHAMPION...
Pure SHIT!
Seriously rick, this schtick was sooooooooooooo old about 4 months ago. We’ve heard all he’s got at least four times over and to think we’ve gotta hear it all again is really very depressing!
Double Amen
Hey Chael, why not just throw in Michael Phelps and trash talk him too about how if you decided to take up swimming, you’d probabaly destroy him at that too. Or what about Usain Bolt? Want to start telling everyone how he’s too slow??
Sonnen’s purely talking just to hear himself speak at this point. He’s realized he made some dough by hyping the Silva fight and now he’s doing the same thing by trashing guys like GSP (whom he’ll probably never fight) and Lesnar (whom he’ll NEVER fight).
It's the same old one liners........
“It’s one sided and I’m swing”………..blah blah blah, he spits pure shit. Hire some writers, freshen up your shit. If I gotta hear this shit one more time I am gonna be rooting for anderson……………….
Blame Canada, Blame Canada, With all their hockey hullabaloo, And that bitch Anne Murray too, Blame Canada,Shame on Canada...............
Agreed Dragon. Never thought I'd ever root for Silva
but if Sonnen keeps this shit up I just might have to
'The Best of Both Worlds'

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by daniel worby on Sep 15, 2010 8:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The lighting is different in each picture, so it’s not an accurate comparison. For example, his chest looks smaller in the 185 shot due more to the lighting, in my opinion.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
lol, whaaaaaatever!
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by daniel worby on Sep 15, 2010 8:42 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I want to see Silva dethroned
Only because his last few fights have annoyed the shit out of me with the antics he puts on. If he were back to the Silva of old (take “old” for what it’s worth) then I’d be fine with him being the champ. Just like how we all loved Mike Tyson when challengers were stepping up and he was knocking them down – I don’t think there’s anyone out there that didn’t love the champ that took on all comers and definitively took them out.
For now I have to decide whether it’s Chael and his poems that are more annoying or is it Silva dancing around Maia?
I don’t hate Sonnen, but I don’t want to root for a guy who doesn’t respect the talents of anyone else, especially other guys who would kick his ass.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Agreed
I don’t hate Sonnen either but he’s got a big mouth for a guy with a less than stellar resume. Outside of a few recent wins against bigger names, his record isn’t a who’s who list of ass-kicking like he makes it out to be.
Exactly. And that shit he said about Machida and how 205 must be a weak division for having a karate guy as a champion. What a load of shit. Everyone could talk smack and just makes things up for the sake of it. Big fucking deal.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
definitely a load of shit
but as long as people find it hilarious, like for some reason a lot of people here do, he will keep doing it and making more money than other much better fighters.
UFC is entertainment and in some people’s minds he provides it. Doesn’t change the fact that he is a mediocre one-dimensional fighter who couldn’t win an important fight in his career to save his life. His father must be spinning in his grave.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
you get dumber and dumber as the days go by...
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
at least I have ways to go.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
huh?
People who cry "one dimensional don’t know what they are talking about…he dominated Silva for 4.5 rounds and lost…he used his wrestling to do so but what do you want him to do? Stand and trade with a better striker because it makes him 2 dimensional? Its MMA, not boxing or kickboxing…
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
and what does "at least I have ways to go." even mean?
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
relax mcarthur, don't start your day so angry, not good for health
As for Chael, he openly refuses to train Jiu-Jitsu, saying it’s for gay men, that’s why he gets submitted over and over.
In every single one of his WEC/UFC fights he either grinded out a decision or got submitted. Him winning basically always depends on weather he can avoid the submission long enough. I guess that’s not one-dimensional at all.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
I keep contending this...
If Sonnen did not train BJJ, he would have had NO CLUE as to why he needed to step over the triangle choke that Silva put on him, but yet he did it anyway? Too convenient to me. Sonnen trains BJJ, but is light-years behind the good practitioners.
And I am not inserting my self into you and Mac’s argument, but thought it a relevant point.
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
very relevant...he's very intelligent and shows decent defense...he got subbed by Silva, Filho, and Maia...3 pretty good BJJ guys
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 15, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
And Jeremy Horn twice(3rd via TKO), and Sobral, and Forrest, and Trevor Prangley.
Obviously he knows some decent sub defense, but he’s been subbed 8 times. That’s a glaring weakness.
The top 5 things I learned this weekend:
5) SEC "team speed" is O-VER-RA-TED
4) Orange and White will never look as good as Green and Yellow.
3) 102,000 people get awfully quiet when they choke on too much Duck.
2) The Vols would have had better luck playing checkers in their end zones than trying to stop the Ducks from getting in there.
1) I fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Mormon when points are on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
he may not train "BJJ" but he trains submission grappling
which is essentially No Gi BJJ, the only difference for him is hes usually on top because of his wrestling
Loyality before Reality
how can you say he's mediocre? I'll admit, just as he does, that he lost fair and square to Silva but that doesn't change the fact he beat the shit outta him for 4+ rounds
Don’t hate on the guy cause you don’t think he’s funny or because you don’t like wrestlers…
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 15, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
He admitted he lost to Silva...
But before the fight he said he had never lost to a middleweight. I guess he picks and chooses which part of his career to forget.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
he didn't say that...
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 15, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
really? i guess in the video of him saying that it's not him but his evil twin brother
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
prove it
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 15, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
You’ve gotta understand I’ve never lost to a middleweight fighter, [Silva] has. Any loss I’ve ever had has been at a different weight class. Anderson Silva is the champion, but I’m the best.
He said that a while ago. I don’t wholly disagree with you McArthur, but Freenow’s post above is right. Sonnen just makes it all up as he goes along.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
thanks Jack
video here in case Mc also conveniently forgets to read the quote
I guess he forgot the part of his career where he lost to Maia, Filho and Horn twice, all at 185.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
Mac is just trolling this morning.
He knows Sonnen is a liar and full of shit.
Facebook is for gays!
I didn't think he said that...I remembered him saying he hadn't lost to any MMA champ
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 15, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I didn't remember cause I haven't seen that vid before
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 15, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't find him funny....ever!
Still talking after Silva put him to sleep, whatever. And yea he has to use his wrestling against him, esp since that is probably the only way to beat him. You need to use your strengths and his strength (wrestling) is fn good! And why does he need to talk shit about everyone? GSP (even though I don’t like him) is one of the nicest guys in the sport or any other sport. I can see Brock bc he just seems like a dick, but not GSP. He is going to get jumped by an organized attack of UFC guys! lol
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
I don't laugh out loud but I am VERY entertained by his antics...its very see-through though...he's obviously knows he's getting noticed because of it
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 15, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
MBOW-I think of Chael as the Lady Gaga of MMA. He acts a fool for ratings. It doesn't make it's(Gaga) voice better, and it doesn't make Sonnen fight better, but for some reason attracts more viewers.
I find both completely annoying, over the top, and not nearly as impressive as they think they are. And they’re both self-admitted attention whores. No thanks.
The top 5 things I learned this weekend:
5) SEC "team speed" is O-VER-RA-TED
4) Orange and White will never look as good as Green and Yellow.
3) 102,000 people get awfully quiet when they choke on too much Duck.
2) The Vols would have had better luck playing checkers in their end zones than trying to stop the Ducks from getting in there.
1) I fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Mormon when points are on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
You dont think Chael completely beleives everyhting he says
I think he does and he likes getting attention for it. Its not like he didnt back it up. I actually think he would beat GSP in a wrestling match. Brock would hurt him though and I hate to admit that.
Loyality before Reality
LMAO Dice!!!
GREAT analogy!!!
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
yeah but Chael actually backs up whatever shit he says
while GaGa, as annoying as she is, somehow gets viewers to believe she has talent.
(if she had talent, she wouldn’t need to cavort around in her underwear…)
Yeah, he really backed up his statement that he’s never lost at middleweight.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Did I say that, Fruity?
I was referring more to his fight with Silva and what shit he said leading up to it.
yeah but Chael actually backs up whatever shit he says
So in other words, Chael DOESN’T back up whatever shit he says.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
LOL OWNED!
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
PWNED!!
(I still don’t understand how this became a fad, but, whatever)
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
Let's put this obnoxious myth to sleep right now-Chael Sonnen has NOT backed up everything he said. In fact, not even close. Let's run a quick list...
I will beat Silva-The most important of his claims-FALSE
I will pound a hole in his head-Unless he means I will hit him 300+ times and do zero physical damage-FALSE
I will retire Silva-FALSE
Silva’s JJ isn’t real-FALSE
I would say all of this to Brock’s face-Bullshit, you know it, I know it, he knows it
I will repeatedly take Silva down-TRUE-YAAAAAY he got one statement out of 50 correct. That’s not what I call backing up all of your talk. I’m not even bringing in the fact that he spouts off lies about things he has absolutely no business speaking on. He talks smack and then claims he didn’t say it. He claims that he hadn’t ever lost to a MW. He’s full of shit, and he went on and on and on about how he would beat Silva and end his UFC career. He did neither.
The top 5 things I learned this weekend:
5) SEC "team speed" is O-VER-RA-TED
4) Orange and White will never look as good as Green and Yellow.
3) 102,000 people get awfully quiet when they choke on too much Duck.
2) The Vols would have had better luck playing checkers in their end zones than trying to stop the Ducks from getting in there.
1) I fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Mormon when points are on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Its called Kay-Fabe; he is pulling a wrestling schtik from the 80's all I need now is for Chael to hit Silva with a Coconut. Then tell him to go back to the islands.
I've got something to say; it better to burn in hell than to fade away!!!
The Diceman is making sense. I agree.
Let the dice fly high!
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Nice Dice! Very nice!
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
Chael did drop silva
That seems pretty Well rounded.
by Conan the Barbarian on Sep 15, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he proved hes more than on-dimensional by outsriking silva
just sayin
Loyality before Reality
"Outstriking" is a bit strong
Granted he surprised Silva a couple of times standing, but he never kept it on its feet long enough to have deemed to have outstruck Silva.
he kept it on the feet long enough to not get knocked out but still actually engaging
which is more than anyone else has doen
Loyality before Reality
In MMA i think you can. He implemented a striking attack to complement his wrestling
and he did it against the best striker in MMA without getting KO’d or hurt on the feet at all.
Loyality before Reality
dog has a point but technically speaking Chael did outstrike him...
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 15, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
lol
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
haha...both dogs are correct here
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Sep 15, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
The fact that he landed any punches is bc Silva was worrying 100% about the take down. And also knew that Chael couldn’t hurt him.
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
Chael couldn’t hurt him but Silva still couldn’t stop him from taking him down repeatedly either.
I look for more of the same in the 2nd fight with Sonnen finishing the job this time(I mean getting through all 5 rounds..lol) and taking that belt away from Silva
hahaha I was about to say, " he won't finish him!"
Then I finished reading and saw the, "getting through all 5 rounds.) I don’t see Chael’s wrestling getting any better than it is, but I do see Silva getting even better off of his back bc he is probably training that now more than ever. And if that rib (which I know you and all other Silva haters don’t believe) was that bad, than Anderson could finish this sooner. It’s so hard to have good hip movement and work subs from the bottom with ailing ribs.
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
You all get a MASSIVE FAIL for hatin' on Chael's schtick.
I’m sure you’d all rather listen to random fighter #1 say the usual tired old “It’s going to be a good fight” or “I respect him…blahblahblah”.
I’m sorry but you guys are a joke and don’t understand what REAL COMEDY IS.
I’m sorry but you guys are a joke and don’t understand what REAL COMEDY IS
HAHAHA I just found real comedy right there. Just like watching someone trip over his own legs with a banana sticking out of his ass.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
with a banana sticking out of his ass.
And there you go again with the “fudgepacker” obsession. That’s poor, jack. Poor.
Yeah, it was a Freudian slip. It’s my fantasy. Wanna hang out?
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
BrockRocks is the new Danago!
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
Bite your tongue!! lol
I’m nothing like that Snookie-wannabe.
Did you listen to him in this video talking serious shit about your idol? You agree with him on what he would do to Brock?
The top 5 things I learned this weekend:
5) SEC "team speed" is O-VER-RA-TED
4) Orange and White will never look as good as Green and Yellow.
3) 102,000 people get awfully quiet when they choke on too much Duck.
2) The Vols would have had better luck playing checkers in their end zones than trying to stop the Ducks from getting in there.
1) I fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Mormon when points are on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Chael
I can honestly say that this guy has won me over…I hated him with a passion, but he is a funny prick and he backs all of his shit talking up…
lol
Indeed. And how does he back up all his lies and bullshit rants?
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
lol
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
He is funny I admit, but he talks so much shit, going on and on, pretending he’s not hyping the fight — he’s so fucking dishonest — but I especially liked when he said “I would never disparage Anderson or his skills,” shortly following it up with, “He’s a sham.” LOL
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
What he said about Brock was funny, I laughed, but nothing is sacred to this guy, he has no respect for anybody but his own ego, and he paid out on Brock so blithely only because he knows he never has to face him.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Entertaining but Chael's no comedian
I just like the fact that he’s cracking on everything UFC and he’ll call out anybody
He may be no comedian but he certainly is funnier than anyone on this blog.
And plus, I’d prefer not to listen to the same ol’ I-respect-the-fighter-and-it-will-be-a-good-fight speil anymore…
Nah I disagree, he’s not as funny as you BrockRocks. You make me wanna be a better man.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
BrockRocks for the comedy win!
Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.
So now you know the humor of everyone on this site? LOL I think what Jack is doing to you is funnier than Chael!
I watch him own you all day!
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
I can watch him own you all day *
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
wow
I have never heard anybody say stuff like that about Lesnar. Awesome!
Yeah Awesome!
Trash talking a guy who he knows he’d never have to fight in a million years. Real Brave!!!!
post the vid link peeeeez
Sounds like Mr. Sonnen may have a new fan :)
Wellll… I already kinda like him. Just not as much as Andy is all.
www.mondaymorningblackbelt.com
by daniel worby on Sep 15, 2010 8:39 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
ya, saw er, thx man.
What he said about Brock was funny. He’d kill Brock.
www.mondaymorningblackbelt.com
by daniel worby on Sep 15, 2010 8:58 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
okay fine
Maybe it’d be slightly closer then I led on.
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by daniel worby on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Brock would eat him alive!
Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL
i heard that's how he got that hole in his intestine in the first place
ate some dude who was talking shit
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
I would love to see Brock respond to those comments... physically if possible.
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
lol...
I love Chael……..he brings it. Verbally,and in the cage
i know right? he should give lessons in tapping, maybe a lot of injuries would be prevented by more people tapping immediately on submission attempts
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
I heard Sonnen trained Fedor for the Werdum fight...
O_o
jk
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
haha, low blow, but a good one
"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner
If Sonnes wins this fight...
then the UFC should just get rid of the MW division. Sonnen can be the WEC and UFC MW Champions, but he can never defend the belts.
formerly the original UFCAddict... back when mania used to keep score of how many comments we made. Currently ranked 22nd on UFC.com fantasy picks.
Sonnen never won the WEC Strap. Filho didn't make weight, therefore not a title bout.
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
Well it's been fun but I'm out.
Have fun talking to yourself, Jack.
I can't see the video. Is this the text from it?
“People keep saying, ‘Chael, you’re hyping the fight.’ No I’m not. Hyping a fight is when I tell you guys, ‘This is going to be a great fight.’ I did just the opposite (before the first fight), and I’m going to do just the opposite now. This is not going to be a great fight. This is going to be (Anderon Silva) getting beat up for 25 minutes or until he gives up.”
“He’s one of these guys that throws leg kicks. So what if you get get kicked in your leg? What a bunch of [crying]. Getting kicked in the leg and admitting that hurts is like admitting you’re scared in the dark. It may be true, but if you say it, you’re a real wimp.”
‘If GSP said he wanted to fight me, the first thing I would say is the same thing I say every time I hear GSP talk: ’Dang it that guy sounds like a French-Canadian Minnie Mouse,’" Sonnen said. "That’s the first thing I’d say. Then I’d say, ‘Hey, GSP, let me ask you a serious question – do you have a designated driver? Do you have someone to get you home safely? Because clearly you are intoxicated.’
“‘GSP, do you have a hankering for pain? GSP, did you lose a bet with God? GSP, bring your $3,000 suit, bring your $3 date and get the three-cent tan knocked off your socialist back.’ If you see GSP, give him that message for me.”
“If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I’d take my boot off and throw it at him, and he’d better polish it up before he brings it back to me,” Sonnen said. "Talking about he’s the baddest guy in the UFC? Brock, quit eating so many raw eggs and doing push-ups because it’s affecting your realm of reality. Are you kidding me? I’d slap you in your face, and you wouldn’t do anything.
“’I’m Brock Lesnar. I’ve got this $5 haircut and a knife tattooed on my chest.’ I’ll shove it up your face if you get in Chael Sonnen’s way.”
Anderson, think it through.
There’s still a few months before they lock the cage door behind me and you.
Last time, they raised your hand, but it was plain to see
I took a lot more about of you than you took out of me.
I broke the mirror, and I blew away the smoke.
It was me who tapped, but it was you who broke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZyO9MXqK54&feature=player_embedded
transcribed by mmajunkie.com
Yes, all from this video.
The top 5 things I learned this weekend:
5) SEC "team speed" is O-VER-RA-TED
4) Orange and White will never look as good as Green and Yellow.
3) 102,000 people get awfully quiet when they choke on too much Duck.
2) The Vols would have had better luck playing checkers in their end zones than trying to stop the Ducks from getting in there.
1) I fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Mormon when points are on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Haha, no. I'm a Vols fan, and I parlayed a sig bet with Dakatak. We went on that game and the Raiders-Titans game. I had the Titans. Whoever's team won by the most points won.
Obviously I lost. I don’t have anything against the Ducks though.
The top 5 things I learned this weekend:
5) SEC "team speed" is O-VER-RA-TED
4) Orange and White will never look as good as Green and Yellow.
3) 102,000 people get awfully quiet when they choke on too much Duck.
2) The Vols would have had better luck playing checkers in their end zones than trying to stop the Ducks from getting in there.
1) I fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Mormon when points are on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Nice
yeah, dak is a northwest guy like me. A good friend of mine plays for the titans. Michael Roos.
He's a good friend of yours? That's sick, I love Roos. The Titans O-line has been awesome for a while. I live in Chattanooga which is a little less than 2 hours from Nashville so I try to go to at LEAST one game a season.
Hook a brother up with some tickets!
The top 5 things I learned this weekend:
5) SEC "team speed" is O-VER-RA-TED
4) Orange and White will never look as good as Green and Yellow.
3) 102,000 people get awfully quiet when they choke on too much Duck.
2) The Vols would have had better luck playing checkers in their end zones than trying to stop the Ducks from getting in there.
1) I fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Mormon when points are on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
This is my first ever Post on either cagepotato or here
I am making my first post as a plea to the community to auto-tune this chael video. In the vein of double rainbow please. Someone out t here is that good and can do it, don’t let us down : ) AUTO-TUNE CHAEL !!
Ya, Chael does back up whatever he says..
1. He doesn’t believe in gameplans
2. He can’t defend submissions
So what he beat up Anderson silva? He still left the cage in worst shape then Silva, without the belt and with all that said Silva even had a cracked rib.
I enjoy his prefight hype he does but he has to get real. And calling out Lasnar was really lame. for various reasons.
1. He couldn’t knock Brock out
2. He couldn’t hold him down
3. He wouldn’t be able to take him down
4. Brock is god.
Riding the Brock Train..
Jon Fitch, Gray Maynard and Chael Sonnen can suck it. If I want a blanket I'll buy it in the store, not on PPV.
Chael is freaking hillarios the only thing funnier than his one liners is all the people catching feelings because of them. They don’t even realise how they are falling into his trap, the more he talks and the more he offends the bigger his profile gets.
"they mad at me, I keep going hard reppin/
cause what's your Rampage to Rashad Evans/"
-Joe Budden (Something To Ride To)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/76866807deabe3c1/

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